Duts (2010) s01e02 Episode Script
Bulgarian Wines
THERE IS WHIPPED Yoo-hoo! Inaudible Letter! Van mij.
Opendoen.
Opendoen! Yes.
Opendoen! Opendoen! Yes.
Read.
Read.
Yes! That was not a priority.
I have put on the agenda.
Yes? Pak jij de chips, ik doe de kaas.
Pak een schoteltje in de kast.
Pas op, het was niet alleen mijn verdienste.
That was a very thing, huh.
But the engine can I still be called.
I say not only that they all say.
Here she is, the flower of the Kempen.
DOOR IS OPEN Oh, Walter.
Walter is.
Yes, I did put in motion a lot, I think.
Yeah, but Hey, Walter.
Hey Connie.
It is still not started? No.
(No, it will take some time too.
) Lets drink? A pint? No.
But do you have sausage? I'll look.
Pas op he, dat was een heel groot project.
Op een gegeven moment was dat dag en nacht.
Politiek, dat kent geen uren.
In Lepelstraat, Kwakkel the street, in the Smiskensstraat On the Bemt That was all concrete.
All walls.
Now that hedges.
Now that is green.
This has been my slogan 20 years, see.
More green.
Just.
More green.
John, you're the man.
Connie, John, that's the man.
Here, Walter.
Ah, thanks.
Pas op he, dat is nog maar een aanloop.
I am mayor.
Seriously? Within three years, I am mayor.
And guess what? Governor.
Governor, young.
Governor.
Godverdoeme, John.
And I'm the governor of the people.
Green, and the people.
That's what I have.
Governor John.
Hahaa! Quite simply, huh.
Yes, yes.
Absolutely, John.
Pas op, ik zeg te veel.
Nee, John.
I must take some caution.
I have to keep indoors.
John.
Huh? Sssjt.
En weg, he.
Jack-crack, key over the shoulder.
Governor John.
Or I could say Jack-crack, key over the hedge.
I thought you were going to say: Jack-crack, key in your ass.
Sleuteltje in je gat.
Hahaha! Allee, remains between us hey, that hole.
How many people are you expecting? I still hope a few men.
Annie, do it full again.
And another for John Duvel.
LOUD MUSIC: One for me One for you One for me Zulke tetten! Hahaha! Haha! Do not bother! Hahaa! Zijn er nog chips? Nee, alleen worstjes.
A sausage? I would really like to start.
Ho but, to me it can.
Yes.
Men, sir wants to start! Ah, we'll start.
Oh Haha.
Sssjt.
Ssssjt.
MUSIC STOPS Ssssjt.
Hahahaa! Allee, start.
Haha! Hahaa! SIGNAAL Vooreerst hartelijk Annie! Merci.
Welkom iedereen Here.
Everyone always speaks French, Italian, Spanish wines.
I would say: Forget it.
That we know.
I'd like to take you to the land of the mavrud.
The star among the Bulgarian red wines.
The Bulgarians themselves are fond of their red mavrud.
That's a powerful wine that is often five to seven years vatrust Vatrust? krijgt.
Haha! And I would ever want.
Haha! Hehe Hehe.
Ssssjt.
Wat een zachte en tegelijk robuuste smaak geeft To uh The mavrud.
Eh You may now taste.
Allee.
Please.
Please.
I would say We nemen het parfum rustig in ons op.
Another one please.
And as we let the wine roll.
Walsen.
And then I suggest that we was gradually begin to taste.
ZE GORGEL ZE GORGELEN Proef je het? Proef je die zachte en robuuste smaak? You can test, huh.
Oh, but he does not drink, sir.
Ah, no.
No, he never drank.
Hey, Walter? No, never.
And LOUD MUSIC? And? And? I have said, hey.
Nice, huh.
Haha! Yes.
Come on, Walter.
Yet.
Voila.
And yet and yet and yet.
Here.
Come on, at a time.
Ooh.
Oooh, no.
Hahaha! Heheeey! And now another one to unlearn.
Hohoho! Allee, say.
Ohohoho! And now another one to get it to learn.
Hehehe.
Ohohohoo! Sat him not to, hey men.
No.
Come young, we're going home.
Walter I'll learn to drink.
Wat ga jij doen? I go to Walter Pedregala.
Go to the Walter Pedregala.
Now the Pedregala? Toch niet met de auto? No, no.
We go on foot.
Want je hebt gedronken, he.
I'm not drunk.
I've been drinking.
Stap maar in.
I'll see what she has to say.
I know the road will.
GPS: Later, right.
Next, take the second left.
Scherpe bocht naar links.
Then turn right.
Padaaam! Tadadadada tatata Tatatataa Pa pa pa bang bang Pang, tabadbada Rechts afslaan.
Daarna, ga de rotonde rond.
Doebiedoebiedoe doebiedoebiedaa Doebiedoebie doe iedapdaaap daaaaaaaa Ta ta taaaa Ta ta ta taa paaa tatata Padoebiedoebiedoem wha! Ugh! Blegh! Aaaaaah! Tadadaaaam Godverdoeme! GSP: Destination reached.
Destination.
Ah, Leo! It's Harry.
Ah yes, that's right.
Harry.
Yeah, sure.
Harry.
Ha, Leo Harry of course.
Have you been drinking? No.
No.
He has not drunk, he has been drinking.
Wilt u eens uitstappen, meneer.
We zullen eens blazen.
Or would you prefer to wait a quarter? Yes.
Maybe.
So do I.
Conny? I gotta blow.
How blow? I thought you were on foot? I go to sleep.
Yes I have yet taken the car.
Goddamn, hey.
Stupid bastards! I know.
I know.
Give me.
Hi, Danny.
Give the cop again.
Eh Harry? Harry? Harry? Harry! Telefoon.
Hello? Wat? Ja.
Eh Mhm.
Mhm.
Mhm.
Mhm.
Okay.
U kunt vertrekken.
But be careful, huh.
Yes, yes.
Zeker.
Come young, we are here.
I know a place.
Give John again.
John, young! Goddamn.
I am in debt with you, man.
I am in your debt.
Oh.
Hey! Zonder jou hing ik! Trek het je niet aan, jong.
That can happen to anyone.
Thanks, John.
John Who has it.
That is it! It's not true.
Hey, Sandra! Hey! Haha! Danny.
Hey.
Hey! Walter! Ga jij al maar binnen.
Wie is dat? Och, een sukkel.
Kom! Allee Sandra, I can not drive.
I just wanted him in the fourth set.
Hahahaa! Haha! Gosh, you're hot.
Haha! Hahaha.
Hihi I'm coming, baby! Hey! Not in my car.
Pff! Pfffft! Eeeeeeh.
Eeeeeh! Eeeeeh! What? Wat?! No.
What? No.
Sandra! Kom! Allee, who is doing such a thing? Gosh GPS: Turn around.
Probeer om te draaien.
Keep your lid, Dutch bitch! STEM: Walter.
Walter! Go home, young.
But eh Walter? Yes? First wash your hands if you come from the toilet.
I've just done.
Do it again.
You can not clean enough.
Oh, sir! Wacht eens even.
I just received my feet omgezwikt.
Can I? Oh, amai.
To where are you? To Gooreind.
The Gooreind? That's close to me.
I live in the Smiskensstraat.
Oh you.
Yes.
Zeg, zou jij mij naar huis willen doen? Ja.
Oh, I really keitof.
Opendoen.
Opendoen! Yes.
Opendoen! Opendoen! Yes.
Read.
Read.
Yes! That was not a priority.
I have put on the agenda.
Yes? Pak jij de chips, ik doe de kaas.
Pak een schoteltje in de kast.
Pas op, het was niet alleen mijn verdienste.
That was a very thing, huh.
But the engine can I still be called.
I say not only that they all say.
Here she is, the flower of the Kempen.
DOOR IS OPEN Oh, Walter.
Walter is.
Yes, I did put in motion a lot, I think.
Yeah, but Hey, Walter.
Hey Connie.
It is still not started? No.
(No, it will take some time too.
) Lets drink? A pint? No.
But do you have sausage? I'll look.
Pas op he, dat was een heel groot project.
Op een gegeven moment was dat dag en nacht.
Politiek, dat kent geen uren.
In Lepelstraat, Kwakkel the street, in the Smiskensstraat On the Bemt That was all concrete.
All walls.
Now that hedges.
Now that is green.
This has been my slogan 20 years, see.
More green.
Just.
More green.
John, you're the man.
Connie, John, that's the man.
Here, Walter.
Ah, thanks.
Pas op he, dat is nog maar een aanloop.
I am mayor.
Seriously? Within three years, I am mayor.
And guess what? Governor.
Governor, young.
Governor.
Godverdoeme, John.
And I'm the governor of the people.
Green, and the people.
That's what I have.
Governor John.
Hahaa! Quite simply, huh.
Yes, yes.
Absolutely, John.
Pas op, ik zeg te veel.
Nee, John.
I must take some caution.
I have to keep indoors.
John.
Huh? Sssjt.
En weg, he.
Jack-crack, key over the shoulder.
Governor John.
Or I could say Jack-crack, key over the hedge.
I thought you were going to say: Jack-crack, key in your ass.
Sleuteltje in je gat.
Hahaha! Allee, remains between us hey, that hole.
How many people are you expecting? I still hope a few men.
Annie, do it full again.
And another for John Duvel.
LOUD MUSIC: One for me One for you One for me Zulke tetten! Hahaha! Haha! Do not bother! Hahaa! Zijn er nog chips? Nee, alleen worstjes.
A sausage? I would really like to start.
Ho but, to me it can.
Yes.
Men, sir wants to start! Ah, we'll start.
Oh Haha.
Sssjt.
Ssssjt.
MUSIC STOPS Ssssjt.
Hahahaa! Allee, start.
Haha! Hahaa! SIGNAAL Vooreerst hartelijk Annie! Merci.
Welkom iedereen Here.
Everyone always speaks French, Italian, Spanish wines.
I would say: Forget it.
That we know.
I'd like to take you to the land of the mavrud.
The star among the Bulgarian red wines.
The Bulgarians themselves are fond of their red mavrud.
That's a powerful wine that is often five to seven years vatrust Vatrust? krijgt.
Haha! And I would ever want.
Haha! Hehe Hehe.
Ssssjt.
Wat een zachte en tegelijk robuuste smaak geeft To uh The mavrud.
Eh You may now taste.
Allee.
Please.
Please.
I would say We nemen het parfum rustig in ons op.
Another one please.
And as we let the wine roll.
Walsen.
And then I suggest that we was gradually begin to taste.
ZE GORGEL ZE GORGELEN Proef je het? Proef je die zachte en robuuste smaak? You can test, huh.
Oh, but he does not drink, sir.
Ah, no.
No, he never drank.
Hey, Walter? No, never.
And LOUD MUSIC? And? And? I have said, hey.
Nice, huh.
Haha! Yes.
Come on, Walter.
Yet.
Voila.
And yet and yet and yet.
Here.
Come on, at a time.
Ooh.
Oooh, no.
Hahaha! Heheeey! And now another one to unlearn.
Hohoho! Allee, say.
Ohohoho! And now another one to get it to learn.
Hehehe.
Ohohohoo! Sat him not to, hey men.
No.
Come young, we're going home.
Walter I'll learn to drink.
Wat ga jij doen? I go to Walter Pedregala.
Go to the Walter Pedregala.
Now the Pedregala? Toch niet met de auto? No, no.
We go on foot.
Want je hebt gedronken, he.
I'm not drunk.
I've been drinking.
Stap maar in.
I'll see what she has to say.
I know the road will.
GPS: Later, right.
Next, take the second left.
Scherpe bocht naar links.
Then turn right.
Padaaam! Tadadadada tatata Tatatataa Pa pa pa bang bang Pang, tabadbada Rechts afslaan.
Daarna, ga de rotonde rond.
Doebiedoebiedoe doebiedoebiedaa Doebiedoebie doe iedapdaaap daaaaaaaa Ta ta taaaa Ta ta ta taa paaa tatata Padoebiedoebiedoem wha! Ugh! Blegh! Aaaaaah! Tadadaaaam Godverdoeme! GSP: Destination reached.
Destination.
Ah, Leo! It's Harry.
Ah yes, that's right.
Harry.
Yeah, sure.
Harry.
Ha, Leo Harry of course.
Have you been drinking? No.
No.
He has not drunk, he has been drinking.
Wilt u eens uitstappen, meneer.
We zullen eens blazen.
Or would you prefer to wait a quarter? Yes.
Maybe.
So do I.
Conny? I gotta blow.
How blow? I thought you were on foot? I go to sleep.
Yes I have yet taken the car.
Goddamn, hey.
Stupid bastards! I know.
I know.
Give me.
Hi, Danny.
Give the cop again.
Eh Harry? Harry? Harry? Harry! Telefoon.
Hello? Wat? Ja.
Eh Mhm.
Mhm.
Mhm.
Mhm.
Okay.
U kunt vertrekken.
But be careful, huh.
Yes, yes.
Zeker.
Come young, we are here.
I know a place.
Give John again.
John, young! Goddamn.
I am in debt with you, man.
I am in your debt.
Oh.
Hey! Zonder jou hing ik! Trek het je niet aan, jong.
That can happen to anyone.
Thanks, John.
John Who has it.
That is it! It's not true.
Hey, Sandra! Hey! Haha! Danny.
Hey.
Hey! Walter! Ga jij al maar binnen.
Wie is dat? Och, een sukkel.
Kom! Allee Sandra, I can not drive.
I just wanted him in the fourth set.
Hahahaa! Haha! Gosh, you're hot.
Haha! Hahaha.
Hihi I'm coming, baby! Hey! Not in my car.
Pff! Pfffft! Eeeeeeh.
Eeeeeh! Eeeeeh! What? Wat?! No.
What? No.
Sandra! Kom! Allee, who is doing such a thing? Gosh GPS: Turn around.
Probeer om te draaien.
Keep your lid, Dutch bitch! STEM: Walter.
Walter! Go home, young.
But eh Walter? Yes? First wash your hands if you come from the toilet.
I've just done.
Do it again.
You can not clean enough.
Oh, sir! Wacht eens even.
I just received my feet omgezwikt.
Can I? Oh, amai.
To where are you? To Gooreind.
The Gooreind? That's close to me.
I live in the Smiskensstraat.
Oh you.
Yes.
Zeg, zou jij mij naar huis willen doen? Ja.
Oh, I really keitof.