End of the Line (2024) s01e02 Episode Script

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[engine starts]
[theme song playing]
- [Maurício] Oh, God.
- Ay.
I'm boiling.
It's crazy hot today, right, Vans?
Boy Vanderson's my cousin. God.
It's so hot, even Instagram filters
are gonna need sunscreen.
- I swear to God.
- And you, being the tightwad that you are,
will continue keeping
the A/C off to economize?
But I should warn you,
I am a licensed attorney,
that doing so is a violation
of the Consumer Protection laws.
[scoffs] I'm protecting
the biggest consumer that you know.
That damn A/C
is consuming most of my gas. Ah!
That's small thinking.
To succeed, you've got to have a vision.
What kind of vision? [laughs]
You hear this guy, Vans?
My vision is to take a nap
in the dressing room
of a department store that has A/C.
I try on a new outfit, post a story,
say "It doesn't fit me," and return it.
Hey Vanderson,
remember how we used do that at Renner's?
Those were the days, right?
"What's up, Vanderson?"
[audience cheering]
[theme song playing]
END OF THE LINE
[woman] Final stop coming up!
[music stops]
[indistinct chatter]
[Maurício]
I've never been this hot in my life!
BREAKING THE RULES
[Maurício]
I can't breathe. This is outrageous!
[Rejane] Right this way!
Popsicles to beat the heat!
Fruit popsicles in delicious flavors!
We have lemon, passion fruit,
grape, and even cheese.
Hey, do me a favor, Rejane.
Give popsicles to the passengers.
Everyone stay close, okay?
We'll figure this out.
Don't eat in the van!
If you suck on it too hard
you'll make a big sticky mess.
- No eating in the van. What?
- [Migué] Ivan?
From what I can see,
you got a radiator issue.
- Yeah?
- I can see it's leaking,
and it's reached its limit.
I can fix it, but I need to know
if your credit card
has also reached its limit.
I'm maxed out on my card. For God's Sake.
I spent it all on that fridge.
My credit card is monogamous.
It can only get involved
with one appliance at a time.
It's committed to the fridge
and can't cheat on it with the radiator.
- Get some epoxy, use that!
- No. I have epoxy here,
but I don't recommend it.
You see, the right thing to do
is to totally replace it, you know?
The right thing would be
for God to send me money.
But he doesn't do that, does he,
so what can I do?
I got on Sandra's bus and almost fainted!
You could boil to death in there.
- It's so hot!
- [audience laughing]
And I also think
I'm starting to go through menopause.
You've got to be kidding me, Mrs. Ivone.
I think you've gone through menopause.
Next you'll tell me you fainted
because you're expecting.
- [audience laughing]
- By the way,
I'm selling raffle tickets
to help the church get a new A/C unit.
- It's so burning hot.
- Give the priest grape popsicles
and tell him it's wine.
Can you buy a raffle ticket
for the good of the old church?
The only old thing
that needs help around here is Ivan.
- [audience laughs]
- Listen, today is the fifth,
you'll be getting your retirement benefit.
- How about doing a good deed?
- [heavenly sound effect]
God's already acting. How about it?
Ivan, Ivan, for R$750,
I can change the radiator.
Could you loan me R$750? I can pay
you back with ten easy installments.
You see I was gravely ill,
- I spent my money on medication.
- Let's not talk about illnesses.
- You have a blessed day.
- You too. Everything's okay.
- It will all work out fine.
- I'm sure it will.
[heavenly sound effect]
Hey there, can I talk to you for a sec?
- Who are you talking to?
- God, of course.
- [audience laughs]
- I don't know.
I think He blocked me on WhatsApp.
I keep sending him an SOS,
but He doesn't answer.
[audience laughing, cheering]
God, you see this guy?
Can you believe how ungrateful he is?
You quit complaining.
Yesterday, you didn't even have to bother
with installing the new fridge
you and Sandra bought.
You slept on my new king-size bed
with 800 thread count sheets
that my Mom sent me.
And look at you, fit as a fiddle.
- Fit as a fiddle?
- [Migué] Uh-huh.
I'm just waiting for a rash to pop up
because mosquitos were eating me alive
in that luxury room.
- Whoa, whoa. What's
- Come on, you're full of crap.
[Ivandro] Hi, Ju!
Oh, princess.
I miss you, darling! Hey, look.
I'm over in Ipanema right now,
- it's so gorgeous.
- [engine revving]
Well, actually I'm off the coast.
Listen to the speedboat motor!
[engine revving]
- Can you hear it, Ju?
- [audience laughing]
Yes, it's very fast!
The island is beautiful
This beautiful asphalt island
where you can drive around in the rain!
You could give her the same experience
in this area!
You just need to drive her
through a puddle and you'll get wet.
There's an obnoxious fisherman here.
Hold on.
Ivandro, lend me R$750 in cash.
He wants cash from me.
I don't want any fish!
- [audience laughs]
- Later, princess. Bye!
- Hey, son
- What are you doing, Dad? [scoffs]
I'll tell her the truth,
but I have to ease her
into my financial situation.
Funny, I've tried to tell you
about my financial situation for 18 years,
but you keep your hand out.
Now I'm pleading for your help,
Is it too much to ask
for R$750 for your father?
Is that too much?
Ivandro, In the Bible, when God says,
"You should help your neighbor out,"
- Dad is also a neighbor.
- [audience laughs]
Mom is in a good mood.
Why don't you ask her to help you?
She got paid yesterday
and Robson stayed over
after helping her install the fridge.
- Robson slept at our house?
- Yeah, like this. [snores]
[romantic music playing]
[audience exclaiming]
Oh, Robinho,
do you think you will be able to work?
You're so tired after all you did
- with that long plug.
- There was one really hard part.
When I rearranged all those eggs
you had in your box.
[audience exclaiming, laughing]
It was really impressive, the way
that you took that one rubber part
I hope that what I'm hearing you talk
about is just installing the fridge.
- Me too!
- Because I really have to wonder.
- Do you want something?
- Yeah, I want my share of the take
since you've turned out house
into a hotel.
- Please stop it.
- [Alê] Sandroca!
Come on! We have to hurry
or we'll be late for today's event.
- It's today! It's today! Wow!
- [audience cheering]
Today, today, today, today!
Darling, today is
the birthday of my godson,
and we're gonna have a lovely cake.
He'll be 27 years old.
- My God!
- That's sweet.
I've given him
two sets of Nike Shox shoes.
And I'm gonna get him
an iPad later. [laughs]
Sandra's also giving an iPad to Robson.
- [Alê] Huh?
- I bet a joystick too.
- [Alê] Eee!
- [audience laughing]
It's way too hot today.
I refuse to deal with your nonsense.
Come on, let's bounce!
Right. Today we're singing songs
and blowing out candles!
Whoo! Let's go, let's go.
I think I'm gonna leave too.
I have to get back.
I'm not having lunch today.
You know, I've already
had quite a bit to eat earlier.
- [laughs]
- [audience exclaims]
Wow, Robson!
[audience cheering]
[Ivan] I can't believe it.
I can't believe your mother just let
Robson spend the night at our house.
She broke She has broken the sacred law
of consummation.
- Hey, uh, Dad. I think it's "consumer."
- No, consummation.
She shouldn't have consummated
with him on our mattress.
- Hey!
- Hey, no, it's a bad day.
- Jeez, you get your period?
- Yeah.
Damn! Look over there!
The passengers are suffocating
inside the van.
- You left them to die.
- It's better than boiling on the bus.
It would be easier to find
air conditioning in hell than on the bus.
- [audience laughs]
- Come on!
Is the A/C in the van okay?
You better believe it.
Get ready for the next Cold War, Sandra.
Hey passengers,
if you want A/C, ride with me.
- My A/C's on full blast.
- What do you think you're doing?
- I have A/C.
- [Sandra] Don't bother coming back.
- [Ivan] A/C in the van!
- [Sandra] Get out!
- You can't leave. You have to let it dry.
- [Ivan] What?
In this heat,
the glue will dry while we're on the road.
- [Migué] What?
- [Ivan] Everybody in!
Lapa-Penha! We're leaving!
- I think it's a bad idea, Ivan!
- [engine starts, revving]
Oh, no. Again?
- I told you!
- Lapa-Penha staying here!
- [Ivan] It's broken down again!
- [Luciana] Oh, no! Come on, Ivan! Oh!
[Ivan] This is funny.
This van is like Ivandro at school.
- What?
- Always failing.
- [Ivandro] Are you kidding me?
- I'm going on that bus.
[Migué grunts]
I'll handle this by myself, okay?
I don't depend on anyone.
[Ivan] Sandra,
I need money for a new radiator.
[Sandra] For God's sake!
Ivan, I can't believe you today.
- Girl, you should consider yourself lucky.
- [Alê] Why, girl?
You don't have a crazy ex
showing up at your job.
[laughs] My friend, forget all that.
Picture this.
When you relax in your house,
you can pull down the curtains,
kick your shoes off,
and enjoy your lovely A/C, darling!
[both laughing]
[chuckles] How unprofessional they are.
Hey, there's a customer over here
that wants off.
Why doesn't the driver let the guy off?
'Cause she doesn't pay attention
to anything!
Get out, Ivan.
- Would you get off my bus?
- You're not my mother.
[Sandra] Would you push him out?
- Get out!
- [chattering]
- And I keep on coming back!
- [Sandra] Don't let me see you again!
[Alê] Easy, easy, easy!
I've spent almost 20 years with this man.
I had a son with him.
He even uses my hair conditioner.
- [Ivan] Shouldn't you be driving?
- [Sandra, passengers shouting]
Sandra? Hey,
can you wait a little while longer?
The water boy ran out of change.
Are you serious?
I can't take this any longer.
This is my last ride of the day. I'm done.
You know what? I'll use my vacation time.
- I'm gonna use mine too, we deserve it.
- Screw these stupid men.
We'll lay out on the deck,
then go to my place and enjoy the A/C.
We'll blast it! We can drink beer,
- and watch reruns of the soaps.
- We're gonna have an open bar in A/C!
- [chattering, shouting]
- [Sandra] Shut up and be quiet!
[fun music playing]
PLATFORM A - TICKET COUNTER
[Ivandro] Hey, Dad.
My buddy I work with at the motor taxis,
he's selling a brand-new radiator.
I can have him talk to you.
Your friend is gonna have better luck
selling that on the internet.
Your Dad doesn't have
a single dime to his name.
- Oh! Are you gonna take that from him?
- You've got a lot of nerve, loser.
The thing about being a handsome genius,
is I always figure it out.
I can get the money, don't worry.
Here's seven. I'll pay the rest later.
- What's this?
- What is what?
- I'll get it.
- But paying later doesn't work out.
- Take the side streets.
- You have dough?
Hey, don't you want a ticket
for the church raffle?
I'm reselling.
Church raffle? Are you making a vow
to St. Michael the Archangel?
[chuckles] The only vow I took
was to get my commission payment.
They promised I'd get 10% of the take.
How many tickets do I have to buy
for a chance to sin with you?
- Ease up, girl.
- [audience exclaims]
With this hot weather, you give me A/C,
and I'll definitely stay with you all day.
It's all about the A/C today, huh?
Don't worry, I'll get you an A/C.
- For real, man?
- Yeah, I've got a plan. Wait here.
- [heavenly sound effect]
- Eee!
I'm so excited that I'll walk home.
Be back later.
[fun music playing]
[music stops]
Everybody wants A/C, right?
Okay, I'll raffle you off then.
[Sandra] Hey, Ivan?
Are you here? Is that you in there?
[audience laughing]
- [Sandra] What's this ladder doing here?
- [Ivan] I put that there. I'm cleaning.
[audience laughs]
- I'm going to Nereida's deck.
- Oh, wow, Sandra. I mean, damn!
- What is it?
- You're beautiful, that's all.
- Knock it off.
- Do you remember
that time that you were crowned
Queen of Campo Grande?
Remember how you said you'd grow your hair
like Roberto Carlos' if I won?
- No, not Roberto Carlos.
- [audience laughs]
It was Rambo.
- Huh? Rambo?
- [audience laughing]
But now, you see
this Sylvester is alone.
- Oh, you bet he is. [chuckles]
- [audience laughs]
- Listen
- Why do you need a glass, Sandrinha?
- What?
- You can drink it like this.
No, Ivan. Don't do that.
That fridge is brand new! Get outta there.
- What? It drips straight into your mouth.
- Aren't you going back to work today?
I would, but my van said
I had to take the rest of the day off.
I thought I'd see
if anything needed fixing here.
You certainly don't take good care
of your own things, Ivan.
Even your video game,
the thing you love the most,
- you leave it anywhere.
- I don't leave it anywhere.
- It's on the desk, safe and sound.
- Right, Ivandro left it there.
- The joystick was
- Speaking of leaving things,
look what I found.
- Look at what Robson left here. Huh?
- How do you know the pen is Robson's?
The tip is small and doesn't work.
- [all laughing]
- [comic sound effect]
- [audience cheering]
- [theme song playing]
[music stops]
- He keeps you company, huh?
- You're worried, aren't you?
That Robson is sleeping here.
I'm doing just fine.
Is that so?
- I've grown up and matured, you know?
- Wow. It doesn't seem like it.
- I have so many ladies chasing me.
- Mm-hmm. So many,
but I'm sure once they see
what a mess you are, they run, right?
What are you saying?
Your looks might've worked in the 90s,
it's not working anymore.
- Mmm.
- I'm going to Nereida's
and I'll work on
my bikini tape, do you see?
[romantic music playing]
[audience exclaiming]
- [gags]
- [music stops]
- You haven't gotten over me! [laughs]
- Oh, my God! [laughs]
[audience applauding]
[Ivan] Hey!
- Come on, Sandra.
- [audience cheering]
You've got it wrong, I was just yawning.
- [yawns]
- [audience laughs]
[Ivan] This is bad.
[intriguing music playing]
That's it.
You and I have something in common:
our Sandra is not flicking our switch.
- Let's go.
- [audience cheering]
[fun music playing]
Hey, who says folks like us
never catch a break, huh?
- You just won the raffle. [laughs]
- Woo-hoo!
- And I only bought one ticket!
- You see, sweetie?
I knew we were destined to win, my love.
Here, this is for the radiator.
Go pay the man, go right now.
[Marta] Alê, what are you doing here?
- Isn't it your day off?
- Sweetheart, don't you know?
- Haven't they told you?
- No.
Oh, well, Sandra and I were sunbathing
at that incredible deck over at Nereida's,
and she fell asleep and got all red,
while I was there like a diva.
- And I remembered shopping I needed to do.
- Uh-huh.
Because we were going to have drinks
at her house while enjoying the A/C.
When we got there
we saw a burglar had pinched it.
- What?
- And then she begins screaming like crazy.
Her skin's all red and blistering.
She was beyond helping,
so I figured I'd go shopping.
- But hey
- [suspenseful music playing]
Were you the one who stole it, Rejani?
I won this at Ivan's raffle,
you big mouth.
Tell me why you think
this air conditioner is Sandra's.
She's the only person I know
who painted her A/C
so it would match the color on the wall.
You'd better watch out.
Things are going to get ugly,
because today of all days,
she decided to use the A/C,
which she never does,
and when we get there,
where's the AC? It's gone!
That A/C unit is like a landline,
no one uses it anymore.
I think she will kill you today.
So let me know which funeral home,
and I'll send flowers, okay?
- [blows kiss] Ciao, papa!
- [audience cheering]
[heavenly sound effect]
Am I still blocked, God?
Seriously, it's okay. I'll get the money.
I can What should I do? I'll
Shit, I forgot the line.
- I'll get the, uh Ooh Radiator.
- [audience laughs]
Then I'll get the
the dough and give it to Ivandro.
No, other way 'round.
I get the money from Ivandro
- I get What?
- [audience laughing]
The dough, and then give it to
[audience laughing]
Uh [groans, chuckles]
Return the radiator to Ivandro,
get back the dough.
Give the dough to Rejane,
get back the A/C.
I install the A/C.
At sunset, It'll all be solved.
No worries.
Oh, Migué?
I need to talk to you real quick.
[audience cheering]
[Ivan] Migué.
Migué.
- Ouch!
- I'm talking to you, man.
- For God's sake!
- You scared me.
I thought it was God coming for me.
Oh. [pants] Give me a second to breathe.
Due to circumstances,
we have to take out the radiator.
What circumstances?
Sandra. She has been beyond my control
for our entire marriage.
Too late.
I've already replaced the radiator,
the van is ready
for you to break it down again.
- Oh, and now you can pay me.
- What do you mean?
- You're breaking the code of the mechanic.
- What? I finished on time.
And since when
do mechanics finish anything on time?
You're lucky Ivandro is slow.
He likely hasn't paid the guy yet.
- I'll get the money back.
- [engine revving]
- Give me back the money.
- What money?
- The radiator money.
- I paid already, I've got the receipt!
- Who told you to pay for it already?
- What? You told me!
I drove as fast as I could to help you.
When you're in the bathroom,
you take forever.
- When I need you to be slow
- What?
For God's sake, Ivandro,
what were you thinking?
Sorry, there's no way.
The guys spent the money
on concert tickets for tonight.
That money came from the raffle
of your mom's A/C, Ivandro!
- You're killing me!
- You raffled off the A/C at mom's?
- Yeah.
- So, I can call Robson Dad now, right?
- Because you're past tense.
- I'll figure this out with Rejane.
God bless you. Be careful out there.
Are you crazy, man?
Are you running me over?
It's not enough
that life is running me over,
you wanna take a piece of me?
- [man] Asshole!
- I swear to God Rejane!
- Hey, come over here.
- What? What is it?
Is that A/C raffle over?
Wait, I'll explain.
- Huh?
- So you know how Sandra
likes to have the A/C set really,
really cold in the bedroom?
- Where's Rejane?
- What?
- [yelps] What are you doing?
- Do you want a popsicle?
She was down here to check
the temperature of the snacks. Who cares?
- [audience laughing]
- For your information,
it's like an oven down there.
- I burned my tongue.
- [chuckles]
[audience laughing]
[Marta chuckles]
[Ivan] Sorry to interrupt,
but I have a big problem
at the bank with my account.
And I have to get the A/C back,
or else they'll cut off my credit.
Sorry, as soon as I won it I sold it.
You sold it already?
How could you do something like that? I
How can you sell an A/C unit so fast?
How could you sell it overnight?
How long you gonna be hanging
around here without getting anything?
- Have a pastry at least. Come on.
- Got anything meatless?
I've handled so many hot potatoes,
I'm vegetarian.
[samba playing]
[audience cheering, applauding]
[groans]
[groans]
- [Marta] My God, Sandra.
- [Ivandro] Oh, my God.
Damn, Mom,
you look like a walking lobster.
Hey, girl, what the hell happened to you
on that deck at Nereida's?
That deck is like a reality show,
you show up expecting to look glamorous
and end up getting burned.
[Sandra groans]
- How could you sell my A/C? Why, Ivan?
- I swear I didn't sell it.
I just gave it away in a raffle.
Oh! What did you say?
Oh, Sandra, it was just a little raffle.
- Please God, help me. [sobs]
- [audience laughing]
[sobs]
[sobs] Please forgive me.
Which one of you is the snitch, huh?
It was me of course.
You're welcome, darling.
You're a repulsive tattletale.
A regular chatterbox.
My friend, here's tomorrow's headline,
"Van driver found with a large A/C unit
shoved up his freaking"
- Calm down, please! For crying out loud!
- What's wrong with you?
- Not in front of your son.
- You can shut your mouth.
You need to show
some respect for your son!
- [growling, bites]
- For God's sake!
Please control yourself.
You won't be shoving that A/C up nowhere
'cause it's already miles away from here.
Really sorry, girl. I sold it already.
[crying] Really, Ivan?
I had to put this lotion everywhere.
I'm really sorry
that I'm laughing right now
- [sighs]
- but you're reminding me
of our wedding cake.
You make me think
of the pretty doll on top.
[audience laughing]
- Are you kidding right now? Ivan
- You do though.
- [chattering]
- Hey, Ivan!
- Hold up, guys. No violence, please.
- What are you? Children? Take it easy.
We should act like elegant adults.
[audience laughs]
And listen
Sandra, my dear client.
As your attorney,
I would like to advise you
- Yeah?
- to bring legal action against Ivan.
Because you are the victim
of crimes so heinous.
- You have third degree burns from it.
- Really? Is that true? Yeah?
- [audience laughing]
- [Sandra] Are you
- [growling] laughing at me? Huh?
- [all laughing]
- [Sandra groans]
- [Ivan laughing]
I'm really not laughing at you, Sandra.
- And you are dead
- [Ivan laughing]
[Sandra growling] Take your hands off me!
[laughing]
You raffled the A/C.
What else do you wanna raffle off?
If your mom was still living with us,
the answer be easy.
[Sandra] Don't worry about it, Ivan.
I know exactly what I'm gonna do.
[suspenseful music playing]
[Sandra] Check out the raffle we're doing!
A state-of-the-art video game
donated by Ivan.
- [Ivandro] Look at that.
- Help us raise the funds. Ivan?
- It's my PS2. No, not this.
- [Sandra] Oh, yes, this. Hey, Marta?
Get your hand in that bag
and grab a number!
[audience cheering]
Number eight here!
[Robson] Right here! [laughs]
- [Maurício] Of course it's Robson.
- It was worth it buying up all of these!
- See? Luck is with me! [laughs]
- [audience laughs]
I buy all the numbers every time
I play the lotto, but I never win.
[explosion]
- [people screaming]
- [Ivandro] Oh, hey!
- Ouch!
- [Ivone] Oh, no!
- [Robson] It's a gunshot!
- [Ivandro screams] I'm gonna die!
- [all screaming]
- [Ivone] Oh, my God!
- [Ivan] Ivandro!
- [Luciana] You guys Hey, guys.
- You almost gave me a heart attack.
- Are you okay?
[Luciana panting]
It was the damn A/C
that I bought from Rejane.
- Me?
- [audience laughs]
Poor Migué turned it on, and boom!
- It exploded.
- [audience laughs]
[pants] And I haven't heard one peep
from Migué ever since the explosion.
- [audience cheering]
- [theme song playing]
[theme song continues]
[music fades]