Engelbert with the Young Generation (21972) s01e02 Episode Script

The Goodies "We do anything anytime" Engelbert Humperdinck to produce open air popfestival.
Listen to this rubbish, Engelbert organises popfestival, what nonsense! - He should do that all alone! - Couldn't agree more! This time, when he knocks at our door, and asks for help, we will say: Do it without us! - Who is it? - Engelbert.
- Engelbert who? - Humperdinck.
- Ah him.
- Get lost! Yes.
If you're the famous Engelbert, then get out of here.
# It's not unusual to be loved by anyone Tom Jones! Open the door! Fell for it! Listen, I'm having trouble with my popfestival.
No-one wants to come and play.
Apparently I'm not paying enough.
Why can't you bore the people for three hours yourself? Because I'm not paying myself enough.
That's why I want you to do it for me.
Can you even play any instrument? If we can play any instrument?! One, two, one two three four.
Don't give up, keep trying.
I've got it.
We start a philharmoninic orchestra.
No, we sing.
"Autumn comes, the summer is past" Terrible.
No, we'll do rock 'n roll! - Why not do it all? - Super! - Great idea! A bit of Woodstock, a bit of Island of Wight.
We organise the biggest popfestival of all time! Yes, down at the cow field.