Erky Perky (2006) s01e02 Episode Script

Crazy!
Life was good
on hot dog stand ♪
For two bugs
with food demands ♪
Had our last meal
one sunny day ♪
They got caught
up and swept away ♪
Into kitchen's
where they landed ♪
We're so hungry
and we're stranded ♪
Finding food is
quite a mission ♪
Other bugs are competition ♪
Now just one question ♪
How do we find our
way back home? ♪♪
(Hawaiian music)
(gasps)
(yelps)
(grunting)
- Whoa, whoa, Erky, Erky!
(distorted Hawaiian music)
Wake up!
- Looks like your
buddy's gone buggy.
- He's having a nightmare!
- Mind if I have a go?
(laughs)
(trumpets)
(shrieking)
- Great, a paper cut!
I hope it doesn't leave a scar.
Is it noticeable?
- Um food, I'm sure hungry.
I could eat a horsefly.
- You're hungry, what about me?
If I don't eat soon
I'll-- (coughing)
- Stop over acting!
- That wasn't me.
- It's that pain in
the thorax, Frenzel.
- Guys, couldn't help
overhear, someone hungry?
Name's Frenzel,
good to meet you pal.
(sneezes)
How you doing buddy?
- How am I doing?
You have no idea.
Erky had a nightmare,
cut me in half, and now--
- Whoa young fella, I
said how you doing?
It's a greeting, not a question.
Ever need anything,
you come to me.
- You know where there's food?
- My friend I know where there's
more food than a
bug could dream of.
- Where is that?
- Around that corner
is Crumb Central.
- Crumb Central, are you crazy?
If Margaret heard
about this she'll--
- Stay out of this, bugle beak!
(snorting)
(laughing)
- Take us there, now.
- Follow me my friends!
- Margaret, Margaret!
- Cecil, I'm trying
to concentrate.
- But Frenzel's
taking Erky and Perky
to the most spectacular
crumb feast in all of kitchen!
- Not Crumb Central, that's
too dangerous, even for Frenzel.
(yelps)
What?
- With the greatest
respect, Margaret,
may I remind you of
your own pithy words,
and I quote "a starving
bug is a resourceful bug."
- You shouldn't
underestimate Erky and Perky.
They're from the mean
streets of hot dog stand.
- If they succeed,
you need to be there
to confiscate their spoils.
- All right all right just give
me a second to glam up.
A minute, two hours tops.
- I knew there'd be
food here, I knew it.
A secret motherlode that only
certain bugs know about.
- Hey there, what's your name?
Where you girls off to?
- Crumb Central.
- Crumb Central?
Are you plum crazy?
- No just starving,
did you say plums?
- No one's ever returned
from Crumb Central.
- You sure?
- You'll be safer here
giving old Moldy a foot rub.
Oh pay no mind to the fungus,
doctor says it's not contagious.
Or was it that it is contagious?
I always get that mixed up.
- Erky, Moldy van
Oldy says no one's
ever returned from
Crumb Central.
- Oh the trouble with you Perky
is that you don't have a brain.
Why would anyone go
back to a place with no food
when they could
stay where there's
an all you can eat buffet?
- Oh yeah.
Are we there yet?
- Nope.
- Are we--
- No!
- You sure we're
not-- - I said no!
- Stop!
Oh, one more step and you
would have been foot fused.
- Foot fused?
- Pasted on a bug
strip and left to starve.
- Starve?
No, the horror!
Something wrong?
- Oh it's nothing,
years of bug repellent,
pesticides, flea powder!
You go on without me.
(coughs)
Crumb Central,
you're almost there.
- But what about you?
- You heard him, Perky.
He wants us to go on.
- Just bring me
back some crumbs.
(coughs)
(laughs)
Suckers.
(dramatic music)
- That has to be it!
- Crumb Central!
(dramatic music)
- Well no wonder
Mr. Frenzel wanted our help.
Getting into Crumb
Central is going to take
not only brains,
but intelligence.
- Hey Erky who are
these guys inside?
Have we met?
Hm, you look kind of familiar.
- Come on Perky,
come on, lift me up.
- What are those earwigs doing?
I'll never get fed if
they keep this up.
- Stand very still, Perky.
- Ow, this really stinks!
- Hi!
- Who are you?
- I'm Stinks!
You called me?
- No I didn't.
- Yes you did!
- Listen fella--
- You said oh,
this really Stinks!
Stinks, that's my name.
- Catchy.
- So what you guys doing?
- Get lost, Stinks.
- Hey!
- Mr. Frenzel, I thought
you were on death's door.
- Miraculous recovery,
now fellas what's the holdup?
- We're trying to
climb Crumb Central
but it's hurting my head.
- There's a more direct route.
- Erky, maybe we should have
taken the scenic route huh?
- Oh trust me Perky, trust me!
- On my count!
(farting, grunting)
(yelling)
We have liftoff!
- [Both] Ouch!
- Touchdown!
- Guys, are you all right?
(laughing, munching)
- Perky, this is just great!
- Fill up the bags,
then toss them out!
(stomping)
- Oh no, this is so not good.
- Erky!
- Yes Perky?
- Did you book a sauna
because it's pretty toasty in here.
- Oh relax Perky, it's just
a little warm, tropical air.
- Oh well, you win
some, you lose some.
- Oh this is a surprise.
And just what are you
doing here, Frenzel?
- Just passing through.
Sadly, too late to save
poor Erky and Perky.
May they rest in grease.
- Frenzel, don't
tell me those bugs
are inside Crumb Central?
- Ah those crazy kids!
I tried telling them
how dangerous it was.
What do you do?
- Quick, we have to get them
out of there or they're melted!
This has to do something,
maybe if we push this in
it'll upset the
centrifugal doolally.
- You're making that up.
- Eh, it's still worth a shot.
- Erky, I didn't put block on,
and you know I've
got sensitive skin.
(yelping)
- Oh quit bugging me, Perky.
Can't you see I'm thinking?
- Oh, I hope they
make it out safely.
- Oh no!
- Looks like another
couple of bugs
have gone to the great
grease trap in the sky.
- Oh shame, their
skins would have made
such a quaint set of bags.
(crying)
(yelling)
(cheering)
- All right!
- I told you I'd find
a way out, Perky.
- Erky!
Perky, my hero.
- So, boys, where's my crumbs?
- Your crumbs?
- Frenzel you disgust me!
The perils these
brave bugs have faced
because of your greed!
- Oh did I say my crumbs?
I meant our, I mean your crumbs.
(laughs nervously)
Guys, anything?
- Here you go.
(munching) - Hey
let me in there!
- Get out of my way!
- Let me in, I'm hungry!
(stomping)
- Hey, they're
taking our crumbs.
Who do you think those
guys were anyway?
- I don't know, I thought
the yellow one was
very good looking though.
- [Blue Bug] Oh not at all,
the blue one had
much more appeal.
- [Yellow Bug] You need glasses.
- [Blue Bug] Look who's talking.
- [Yellow Bug] Oh yeah,
well it takes one to know one.
- Ugly smelly beast that.
- Fatty.