Fakes (2022) s01e02 Episode Script

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Me, Rebecca,
pleasure to meet you.
I'm not gonna lie,
I've been better.
Obviously.
All good things come to an end,
and.. [knocking]
Police!
[crowd screaming]
[Police] Get away from
the window!
Raise your hand if you
ever drank in high school.
[pounding on door]
Liar.
Ok, raise it if you drank
in college.
- [pounding on door]
- Better.
Millions of kids
drink underage.
[pounding on door]
There are over 80 million
fake IDs in circulation.
Don't fact check that.
[door busted down]
Average price ranges
from $80 bucks to $250,
if you're good.
And we're good.
Making fake IDs is a billion
dollar business
if you know
what you're doing.
We didn't.
Daddy? Call the lawyer.
Oops.
♪
So, if you remember
the formula from last
Rebecca?
Rebecca?
Kumon is the devils work.
Rebecca, come on.
My friends call me Becca.
Rebecca, you need
to pay attention
if you're going to pass math.
Don't make me talk
to your father.
If I don't pass, my father
will be disappointed,
but couldn't possibly
be my fault
because I'm his daughter,
and, well, he's a genius.
So it's the systems fault.
You're part of the system,
so if I fail you're fired
and replaced by another
one next term.
Don't threaten me.
[doorbell rings]
Next one's here.
[piano playing]
[club music]
♪
[knocking at door]
Having bubble tea
with friends.
Mm hm.
Did Grandma get
the good chashao
because I'm not making dinner.
Uh-huh.
- Dad?
- Hm?
The model UN at school
needs the cash.
Dad wants you to make
tomatoes and eggs for Grandma.
I don't want that.
Not my problem.
I don't want that!
Then order a pizza.
[video game sounds]
When are playing support?
There's no mains.
Max sucks.
Never lining up.
Get a better team.
Stop playing support!
♪
Twenty-two, huh?
Uh-huh.
Yeah, I'm gonna need
to keep this.
Fuck!
Are you fucking kidding?
Shut up.
- Miss?
- Shut up! Urgh!!!!
Hey, Becca!
[rap music]
♪
♪
- [knocking]
- [Becca] In a minute!
♪
Where you going?
♪
[horn honks]
[laughing]
[both screaming]
Don't give a fuck about
your man I might, ♪
could, maybe take
you to Japan ♪
Smoking weed on
beaches overseas ♪
And come back here
with the foreign tan lines ♪
Girl, I'm just
so predictable ♪
This is how the story go ♪
Why am I such a fuckin'
silly hoe? ♪
I love men that
are unavailable ♪
- How was the party?
- Meh.
I had to mooch off of Veronica
fucking Lopez for white claws.
Woah.
I know right.
She's never gonna let me
live that down.
Like literally,
on my death bed,
she's gonna be like that one
time she gave me booze.
Well, I was talking about
the white claws.
Shut up. Like you
would know.
Wait, I thought that
you had a fake ID.
Got confiscated.
Oh. That's unfortunate.
Wait for it.
How much do they cost?
Depends.
You know, like ballpark.
$150 to $250.
Huh.
That's actually a pretty
good return.
Probably super cheap
to make.
I told you.
What are you thinking?
I don't know.
I mean, it wouldn't be
hard to make.
I could probably make you one,
if you want.
Her idea.
Illegal!
Oh, like that's stopped
you before.
It stopped you.
But if you needed it.
I mean, I don't know.
I could do it, but it would
cost a bit.
I have $400 bucks.
Definitely her idea.
Uh, do you want to?
No, it's fine.
Thanks for the ride.
[melancholic music]
♪
[sobbing]
Got something for you.
What the fuck is that?
No, not this.
Something else.
Here.
What the fuuuuuck!
My mom's coming back
next month.
Anything exciting?
Not really.
What happened last night?
Nothing.
You talk to him?
Nothing to say.
Right?
You're insane.
[giggles]
What do you mean?
This. You made this overnight.
I say I lose mine
and within 12 hours
you figure out
how to do it.
I just wanted to see
how hard it would be.
I could probably do more
if I had some help.
Or I'm not planning
on losing another.
No, I mean more.
Like, for other people.
Her idea.
Are you serious?
What?
You're Zoe fucking
Christiansen.
That's illegal.
No. I mean
- I'm just fucking with you.
- Becca!
Right here!
Dude.
Right here.
I mean, Taylor Wacozki
has been printing them
since grade 9.
He got caught.
Yeah, but he is not smart.
Actually, he's kind of
an idiot.
No, I think he has like
a learning disa-
[phone ringing]
Dude! Literally right here.
What'd you order?
Chipotle.
Mm. Nice.
Right here!
Thank you.
Anyways, the money
would be good.
Honestly, it isn't anything
that a five year-old
couldn't learn
from the internet.
Hypothetically speaking.
I just wanted to make
sure she knew
what she was getting
herself into.
After she broke
her printer
Die! Die! Die! Die!
Die! Die! Die! Die!
We had to get creative.
♪
Will you relax?
This is so fucking stupid.
This was your idea.
Yeah, but it doesn't mean
that it's not stupid.
You want to go?
No.
Stop fiddling with it.
You literally look gorgeous.
You know the point is
for it to look like you.
No one's gonna take an ID if
it looks like FaceTune filter.
[gasps]
First of all, fuck you.
This is me on the inside.
And second
[door opens]
How are you girls doing?
We're ok.
Thank you so much for letting
us stay, Mr. Gibson.
Oh, of course.
How much longer you think
you're gonna be?
Um, 30 minutes?
Oh.
Take your time.
[small laugh]
- Okay. Bye.
Relax.
I feel like we're
taking advantage of him.
He literally just said
"take your time."
I know, but he's
a nice person.
Well that's his
own damn fault.
Just hurry up.
Ugh. Fine.
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Ready to print?
Well, shit, let me load them.
♪
[whispers]
Becca.
Becca!
What?
He's right there.
Of course he is.
What, you expect the man
to wait in his car?
Flip 'em over.
♪
[laughs]
[coughing]
You are seriously
the worst at this.
Shut up.
He can't hear us!
♪
Let's go.
Can you get these for me?
Duh. Gimme.
Thanks.
Tryst, with a Y.
You know Austin?
Uh, Austin who?
Austin.
Oh, I don't know him.
I just thought
maybe you did.
Uh, girls, tell me something.
Is this a, more of a spaghetti
top or a crop top?
I'm trying to figure it out
for my own label.
Crop.
Right on.
Crop.
Tryst, we have something
for you.
Hey! That's me.
Where'd you find it?
No, Tryst, we made it.
Oh.
Right on, I got ya.
I got ya.
If there were more, do you
think you could move them?
Sure. I mean, probably.
There's always a market demand.
Is this scannable?
Does the barcode work?
[beeping]
Nah, I'm just fucking with you.
It's not a t-shirt.
[laughing]
- Okay.
Wait.
No, it's definitely not.
Look, if you get 'em tested
I could probably do 200.
- 200?
- Mm.
Yeah, it works.
The security guy's been staring
at us since we walked in.
We're hot.
He's like 50.
So?
Stop staring at him.
What do you want?
Hm. Nothing.
Have you tried these?
They taste like
fuzzy peaches.
I hate peaches.
You're impossible.
Yeah, I'm gonna need
to confiscate these.
Shit.
- Run, run, run, run, run!!!
- Hey!
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[laughing]
You stole that?
He stole our IDs!
Yeah, but they're ours!
And now so is this.
Oh, my god.
Is it that peach one?
No.
But do you want that one?
- [Oh, my god!
- laughs]
You are a fucking criminal!
This one tastes more
like lemonade.
Yeah.
Hm?
Are you sure?
Yes.
Ok, ok.
[coughing]
Oh, my god.
Give me that.
[continues to cough]
What kind of fucked up lemonade
did you grow up on?
Ugh.
[sighs]
[exhales]
[chuckles]
That was fun.
[laughs]
Yeah, I'm glad we did this.
Me too.
I lost the game.
Fuck!
You lose the game once
you think about the game.
You play for the rest
of your life.
You start once you've forgotten
everything I just said.
You're welcome.
I hate you.
But you really don't.
I'm gonna play "Deck
the Halls" at your funeral.
Ok, that is just very strange.
Deck the halls
with balls of holly ♪
Why do I always
have to die first?
- Fa la la la la.. ♪
You know it's boughs, right?
Boughs?
Tis the season
to be jolly ♪
Ew, can you stop?
Stop!
Stop.
Fa la la la la ♪
Urgh! Please, no.
[chuckling]
Hey, can I ask you something?
Always.
Have you thought about what
you want to do after all this?
I have to go home eventually.
No, I mean like
after graduation.
Have you applied anywhere?
Just a couple of schools.
Where?
Just places that my dad
knows people.
Have you heard from any?
A few.
New topic.
Uh, you can't just say
"new topic."
How come you never
go out?
What do you mean?
Literally every weekend
I invite you out
and you're always busy.
Yeah. Because I'm studying.
Studying!
Yes, I get it.
For once can you
just let it go?
Well, what do you call this?
Yes! More of this,
because honestly, sometimes
you act like staying in
makes you better
than everyone else.
When do I ever say that?
It's more of an implicit
attitude kind of thing.
Hold up.
You think I think staying in
and studying
makes me better
than everyone else?
I mean, it's just
what people think.
That's mean.
Now I'm being mean?
Great.
Don't know what you expect,
you said something kind of mean.
Well, I expect this from
other people but not you.
Other people?
What are you even talking
about right now?
Stop.
You're supposed to sound like
Zoe, not like this.
Oh, what does Zoe
sound like?
Just agreeing with everything
you say
and letting you rob
a liquor store?
That's not what I meant.
If you call me at 3:00AM,
I pick up the phone.
I know.
I literally leave me phone
on for you all night-
I know.
I don't know if that sounds
like everybody else.
Ugh.
I don't need this.
- Becca.
- No!
Fuck this.
Fuck you, Zo'.
Becca, wait.
♪
What's going on?
Some older girl's
having a meltdown
or a panic attack
or something.
Fuck!
I don't know what to do.
Where?
In there.
Move.
[knocking]
Zo? Zoe, it's me.
Let me in.
[heavy breathing]
Get out of here!
[Zoe hyperventilating]
- Zoe!
- [Zoe hyperventilating]
Ok, I'm coming in.
Ok.
Ok You're ok.
You're ok.
Zoe, think.
We're gonna do the thing.
The black spot in your eyes.
Relax your tongue.
Relax your tongue.
You're ok.
Now we're gonna breath, ok?
Breath in for three.
One, two, three.
Ok, out in five.
One, two, three, four, five.
Ok. We're ok.
I got you.
I got you.
I got you.
She's ok.
Are you ok?
Yeah.
- Thank you.
- Mmmhmm.
I'm sorry about
It's fine.
And before
No, seriously, it's ok.
Thanks.
Hey, um, I don't think
that I want to do
this fake ID thing anymore.
It was a dumb idea.
Ok. We won't.
You don't mind?
No. Well
Of course not.
It was fun but it's not
for us.
We'll leave it to the idiots.
[giggles]
- Thanks, B.
- Mmmhmm.
Hey!
Hola, bandidas.
What are you doing here?
Visiting my alma matter.
I give a monthly motivational
speech to at-risk youth.
Yeah.
Teach em how to finance
their first start up.
The obstacles that come along
with developing an app
from scratch.
That kind of thing.
- Yo, Tryst!
- Yo, Mr. G.
[laughs]
That guy fucks.
Anyway, when are
they gonna be ready?
When are what
gonna be ready?
The IDs.
Oh, uh no. We're putting
that on hold.
Mmhmm.
Huh.
Well, then you wouldn't happen
to have $30,000 on you,
would you?
What are you talking about?
Well, I did what
you told me to do.
I pre-sold 200 at $150 a pop.
200 times $150, 30K.
I'm gonna need it
by next week.
Oh.
♪
[hyperventilating]
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