Fish Upon the Sky (2021) s01e02 Episode Script
Episode 2
The characters, behaviors, places, institutions, professions, and situations in this series are fictional. They are for entertainment purposes only.
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Have you ever had a crush on someone?
Going home? Let me walk you to the bus stop.
Shit! So this is how love at first sight feels like.
I know you came here to see Muang Nan.
Why can’t I?
Do you want a problem?
There’re plenty of people out there.
Why do you have to like the one I like?
If you want to see Nan, you have to see me too.
Pi wants to take pictures with you.
Can I tag you?
I wear glasses and braces.
Yet you convinced Muang Nan to take pictures with me because you want people to look down on me.
If you never think of changing yourself,
don’t expect anyone to like you, bro.
I want to change.
I really didn’t mean to.
What can I do to earn your forgiveness?
You don’t need to do anything.
Don’t talk. Don’t move. Don’t breathe.
Are you literally doing it?
If that’s all you can do, then you’re not forgiven.
Ah!
You want me to lose my breath so you can give me artificial respiration, right?
Are you out of your mind?
Who would want to give you AR?
Double Shot Iced Chocolate is ready.
Thanks.
Here. It’s on me.
I don’t want it.
Just take it.
It’s Double Shot Iced Chocolate.
I don’t like it.
Really?
But you just ordered one.
Just take it.
This is to say sorry for making you mad last night.
We can be friends.
Yes?
No.
I don’t forgive you.
And I don’t even want to be your friend.
Duean, hurry up.
I've been waiting for so long.
Stop rushing me, will you? I’m almost there.
Let me take a leak first.
Damn it! He even haunted me in my dreams.
3 HOURS AGO
What the heck?
[Duean]
[Duean!]
[Duean!!]
[Duean!!!]
Are you afraid of forgetting my name or something?
[Duean, answer me too. Don’t just read.]
I’m not answering. What are you gonna do?
[You’re mean! Talk to me, please.]
[If you don’t, I’ll go right to your place.]
Find me if you can, you dumbass!
THE STORY OF A FIFTH-YEAR STUDENT - EP.2 HAUNTED DREAMS
Duean,
can I take a shower with you?
Shit!
Let me scrub your back.
Shit!
No!!
That was a dream?
Lucky me.
Damn it!
Will the dream become real?
No, Duean. You’re overthinking it.
Holy shit!
[Duean]
[Duean!]
[Duean!!!]
[Duean, answer me too. Don’t just read.]
I am about to answer you here.
[You’re mean! Talk to me, please.]
[If you don’t, I’ll go right to your place.]
Damn! Exactly like in my dreams.
[Wow! It took you so long to respond.]
I’m busy taking a poop.
Are you lying?
I am not.
I really am pooping. Can you see?
You don’t have to show me. I believe you now.
Why are you calling me anyway?
We need to do a group report today.
Seriously?
You’re giving me hallucinations.
EP.2 - THE KITTY GANG AND PI, THE GUY ON FIRE
I totally got ditched.
(Finally, the savage lads with such a conversely cute gang name show up.)
(The first member is a liquor man. Wherever he goes, trouble follows.)
You think you’re cool, huh?
Do you?
KOH
(He’s a super hot-headed man.)
(The second member, a Gangnam oppa who is such a sweet talker and girl magnet.)
YOK
(His hotness is such a trouble.)
Keep looking at me like that and I’ll kiss till you drop.
You want my kiss?
Cut! Don’t kiss my camera.
I’m sorry.
You just blurred my lens.
JEANS
(Jeans, the guy who wants to be a star but has no luck with that.)
(James, a true gamer and comic book reader)
(He doesn’t talk very much. Sometimes people think he’s mute.)
JAMES
Damn! I’m reading manga or what?
Are they the human version of Jojo?
We’re here to transform you.
Your outfit is so old-fashioned.
Take it off.
Let’s try minimal.
Not so different.
Boring. Let’s try a two-toned long sleeve shirt.
You guys move!
Make room for the God of Fashion like me.
How about a jean jacket?
Nice!
Let’s put on some more items.
I don’t want the glasses.
A hat is nice.
I mean an item inside the jacket.
You didn’t say it clearly.
Move away. I’ll make him look cool.
Aren’t you going to change his hair?
Right. He looks like Luffy diving deep underwater.
He’s looking great. Trust me.
Hold on, guys. Lisa is calling me.
Hi Lisa. We have a date today? For real?
Just don’t let your bangs down today. I don’t like it.
Let me tell my friends.
Guys, please continue. I’m gonna go tease Lisa about her bangs.
Get rid of the wig.
The hat and glasses too.
No sandals, please.
Make him look cool!
Wow! How literal!
No!! That’s not the ‘cool’ that I meant.
Do you want a problem with me?
That’s the right look, man!
Get his hair up.
Cool!
Damn it! We need to remove the braces.
What are you smiling at, troublemaker?
Yok left us for a girl. Damn him!
For him, girls come before friends.
You’re totally right.
I’d do the same if I were him.
Yeah? Don’t crawl back crying when you got dumped.
I’d beat you up and make you suffer even more.
Super savage.
How much longer do we need to wait?
Just a moment, please.
I’m out of here!
Sit back down. Be still.
Are you running away? What a chicken!
Loser!
What a brat!
His mom is here!
Wansuk, please proceed to room no.3.
Watch and learn from me, kiddo.
Hey! Sit down.
That kid is braver than you.
You can’t go. We must remove the braces.
Sit and be still.
Mr. Pattawee, proceed to room no.2, please.
Get up. Quickly.
Let’s just carry him inside.
No!
No!!
Damn it! Whose bag is this?
I am Meen.
I am Duean.
Can we all stay here with him?
Do you want to know why I got followed around by the leech named Meen?
I was about to tell you guys the other day but didn’t get a chance.
I bet you all want to know but I’m not telling you today.
(This is how it happened. One month ago)
I said I wouldn’t tell, you asshole!
(I’m just gonna mute you there.)
(Duean is a Civil Engineering student who is supposed to graduate in 4 years, but he has to continue for another year because he’s brainless.)
Brainless, my ass!
(He got F, F, F, and F)
(F4, apparently.)
That’s a different show, dumbass!
(Sorry for getting off the track.)
(Duean actually got just one F in Life Skills, the subject that teaches skills about life which he has none.)
(So this year he has to enroll again with a bunch of first-year students.)
Hey!
Which year are you? Fifth?
I’m a freshman.
Do I look that old?
Of course not! I’m a freshman too.
We’re at the same age.
Shit! He looks older than an uncle next door.
I better sit with someone cute.
Right there!
Damn it! Whose bag is this?
Sorry. It’s mine.
A med student?
Are you okay?
I am.
(Suddenly, the lazy ass realizes he should stick with this kid since he seems book smart.)
Hey!
Is the seat next to you taken?
No.
Are you seeing someone next to me?
No. I was going to ask if I could sit with you.
Of course.
(Duean thinks he can pass easily if he gets to copy this kid’s papers.)
I am Meen.
I am Duean.
(What a nice sleep he had there!)
The class is over?
It was over half an hour ago.
The instructor assigned a group report.
We’re in the same group.
I was waiting to tell you that.
Ah!
And here is the class paper…
Oh! I just dropped the spoon.
Clean it a bit and you’re all set.
What? No!
You used your foot to pick it up.
And there are germs, bacteria, and mould all over the floor.
I can’t use this to eat. I might die.
Do you have an extra spoon then?
No.
How am I going to eat it?
Give it here.
Cool!
I never knew we could do that.
How did you know this trick?
Because I’m smart.
(And that’s how Duean gets followed around everywhere.)
(And that’s why he can’t meet Pi today as promised.)
I just rode past here but didn’t see you earlier.
Really?
I didn’t see you either.
Thanks for picking me up.
We can just meet at the workplace, actually.
Hey! Don’t worry. I am late.
This way we’re late together.
Have you had breakfast?
No. I’ve been waiting for you.
Breakfast is important. Let’s go find some nice food to eat.
Here.
I’m carrying stuff. Can you put it on for me?
Alright then.
This way.
- You look great.
- Do it properly.
I was just kidding.
What are you playing at?
(Sweet! They’re sweeter than sugar.)
(They can’t get any sweeter.)
Come on.
She’s cute and tiny. Just my type.
Hello, doctor.
Can we all stay here with him?
If you can stay nice and quiet, then yes.
Sure. We’ll behave.
We’re just afraid he’d run away.
Our bro here is quite scared.
He totally shouldn’t be.
The doctor seems very gentle. She won’t hurt him.
Pi is just too weak.
How about you become a patient instead?
Are you challenging me?
Wrong move, kiddo.
Now get up.
You have two wisdom teeth to be pulled out.
I just prepared to get a teeth-cleaning.
Loser.
Are you scared?
Of course not.
Taking out teeth is a small surgery that can be infected.
We don’t usually allow friends or families here.
But if you insist to stay, please be quiet and step back.
Sure.
Thank you so much and please take care of my brother.
Just let them stay, Doctor.
They should see how easy this is for me.
Okay then.
Open your mouth widely.
Okay.
This is milder than getting bitten by an ant.
One more time, please.
Now it’s like getting stung by two bees.
You’re tough, man.
Awesome.
If it hurts, raise your hand so I know.
I’m going to take them out now.
You are? Okay.
Raise your hand if it hurts.
Open your mouth wider, please.
Softly, softly.
Are you saying it doesn’t hurt at all?
I’m saying ‘do it softly.’ Damn it!
Are you talking to me?
No.
I told them to talk softly. I don’t want them to distract you.
Can I proceed then?
Please.
One tooth is enough, Doctor.
Where did that tough guy go?
Can we stop at one tooth?
We must take out both.
Thank you.
Wow!
Why is it so expensive?
Let me see.
Don’t worry about the medicines. Worry about the swelling.
Am I having swollen cheeks?
See it for yourself.
Shit!
I told you.
I still look hot though.
Stop it.
How can you say that when you have those swollen cheeks?
Where is Pi?
Pi?
He’s getting his braces off with another doctor.
Okay.
Does it hurt anyway?
No.
No?
Let me prove that.
Son of a !!
@#$%^&
How dare you do that to me?
@#$%^&
Do you know
@#$%^&
how long we’ve been friends?
@#$%^&
If you do that to me again,
@#$%^&
We’re over.
Motherfer
What?
I love you forever.
That’s right.
@#$%^@#$%^&@#$%^
Stop!
You don’t make any sense.
Just sit.
Your cheeks are swollen. Just rest.
Are you going to see Muang Nan?
You're having a heatstroke.
Everyone, please stand clear.
He needs more oxygen.
Thanks for dropping me off.
I already added my name to the report.
All we need is your name and we're one.
Awesome!
I was right to pair up with you, my friend.
Enough. It hurts.
I am sorry.
Who would think that all it took was just one nap and the report is done?
Now you can go home and take a rest.
I will take care of the cover for you.
Duean, can you take it off for me? I can’t.
What? How did you wear it then?
You did that for me.
Will you try it first?
Try to do it yourself, will you?
Do you expect me to do it for you for the rest of your life?
Fine! I’ll take it off for you.
Get your stuff away.
Go home. Shoo!!
You’re always in my way.
Are you ever going to talk nicely to me?
This is just who I am.
If you don’t talk nicely, I won’t go home.
- You won’t?
- That’s right.
Fine. But I will.
Are you going to leave me here?
Can’t you walk yourself home?
If I say I can’t, will you take me?
No.
I’m off now.
My report is done. I have no reason to care.
(Oh wait! Meen’s water bottle is with Duean.)
(This is going to be a problem.)
(Stay tuned for the next chapter.)
THE STORY OF A FIFTH-YEAR STUDENT EP.2 IS NOW OVER
Are you happy making me look like a clown?
What are you talking about?
Don’t play dumb.
I know I’m a loser. I wear glasses and braces.
But you convinced Muang Nan to take pictures with me because you want people to look down on me.
I am sorry about last night.
Don’t say it.
What can I do to earn your forgiveness?
You don’t need to do anything.
We can be friends.
I don’t even want to be your friend.
He is so hot.
Who is this hot guy? Is he a dental student?
Don’t help me.
Hold on. That’s not the way to the Faculty of Medicine.
Where are you going? Are you going to see Muang Nan?
Yes!!
I’m here before you, Mork.
I win!!
I win!!
Where is Muang Nan though?
What is happening?
Shit!
Pi, are you all right?
Pi!
Pi, are you okay?
I’m screwed. My new look is all ruined.
It’s a complete waste.
Heatstroke.
Everyone, please stand clear.
He needs more oxygen.
Don’t! Don’t take off my clothes in front of Muang Nan.
Don’t touch that.
Seriously? Right there?
Why not make it more amusing and put it in my face?
Thanks for your mercy.
That feels great, Sutthaya!!
Mork, is he going to get better?
He should be okay after a while.
You make me look weak in front of Muang Nan.
I’m gonna get back at you.
You’re gonna have to pay for it.
Look at you.
How miserable!
Are you alright?
Do you want me to put some ice cubes on your body?
No. I’m good.
Are you sure?
Duean,
what’s wrong with your brother?
He had a heatstroke.
Look! He’s like a dog with dehydration.
Hey! Don’t compare your little brother to a dog.
What a mouth!
How are you, Pi?
- I was…
- Your body is getting cooler.
He’s getting better.
Tell me what happened.
I was just…
Pi, did you forget to drink water.
This is what happens when you’re dehydrated.
I drank water but I…
You clearly didn’t drink enough water, right?
That’s why you’re like this.
Now tell me what happened.
- I did drink water…
- Pi…
Okay!!
He was going to tell you, but you keep interrupting him.
Someone who talks this much shouldn’t be a doctor.
You should be a public speaker.
Public speaker, huh? So should you.
You talk back all the time.
Pi,
Am I talking too much?
Are you sure you can get up?
Pi.
You don’t look so great.
I wanted to catch a shuttle car, but it was too late.
So I ran after it in the sun.
I kept running and everything blacked out.
I was still conscious, but it was hot and I couldn't move.
Why did you have to run after that car?
It was burning hot outside.
You’re lucky Duean helped you.
No.
I didn’t help him.
You didn’t?
Nope.
Then who did?
Your friend?
Stand clear, please.
He’s not a friend.
Just a student in the same year.
Tell him I said thanks. Without him…
You don’t have to thank him.
Why not?
Though he isn’t a friend, you have to thank him for his help.
No.
Just forget it. End of discussion.
Wait!
Don’t forget to say thanks.
Mom!!
What’s going on with him?
I think he’s annoyed because you talk too much.
What was I?
A karate player.
Are you scared now?
Nope!
Stop there!
I want to make amends for making you feel bad the other day.
I told you I didn’t want to be friends with you.
But I do and I’m going to make you want that too.
Do you really want to be my friend?
Are you feeling better?
Your cheeks are still red.
Here.
Don’t act tough.
This drink is fresh and cool.
It gives you refreshment.
Will you drink it or not?
Well, well.
You’re welcome.
No need to say thanks.
I haven’t said anything.
But your eyes are saying…
‘thank you.’
Thank you?
It was so embarrassing for me. Muang Nan was there.
You’re lucky I don’t yell at you for that.
Thank you, my ass.
Go ahead and yell then.
I’m ready for it.
You can punch me if you want.
Anything that makes you forgive me.
Do it.
Do it until you’re satisfied.
I…
I want to make amends for making you feel bad the other day.
Why do you want my forgiveness so badly?
Because I want to be your friend.
We can’t be if you’re still mad at me.
I told you I didn’t want to be friends with you.
You don’t
but I do.
And I’m going to make you want that too.
Do you really want to be my friend?
I told you I didn’t want to be friends with you.
But I do
and I’m going to make you want that too.
I’m going to make you want that too.
No!!
How about you spit it out before you talk?
Duean?
Yes, it’s me!
You didn’t recognize my gorgeous face?
Oh! That’s right.
You’re a hot guy now.
So, how’s it going with Muang Nan? Going just fine?
Just fine, my freakin’ ass.
I haven’t talked to him yet.
What should I do?
I did something so embarrassing and he saw it.
What should I do now? I can’t even look at him.
Help me, Duean!
Firstly, you need to stop shaking me.
I am not a milk carton.
I have a plan.
See this.
Blind In Love?
What is it?
It’s a party theme.
It isn’t something that happens every day.
This club will be pitch dark.
No lights.
How can you see with the lights off?
Just read their concept.
See?
Your eyes can’t really see but your heart can truly feel.
You will get to talk and flirt all you want.
How am I related to this?
My beloved bro
you are just so dumb when it comes to love.
You just told me you can’t look at Muang Nan.
Go to this party
and open a heart-to-heart conversation with him.
Not being able to see his face will reduce 50% of your nervousness.
If you can get Muang Nan to go to this party,
I am 99.99% sure that you can make him your boyfriend.
Awesome!
I will do anything to make him go.
I love you, bro.
That’s right.
Being in front of Muang Nan’s Faculty building this early,
I’m sure I’ll get to see him before class.
Well, I am quite hot.
(A Guy From Nearby Faculty: I heard you got a new look.)
How did you know?
I’m smart.
You’re smart but I’m hot.
Do you want to see?
You’re obsessing.
I know you want to say I'm hot.
Just say it. Don’t be shy.
You’re so full of yourself.
Say it now.
Do it.
Compliment me now!
Alright! You’re so hot.
Happy now?
I look hot in the picture but I’m hotter in person.
Want to meet me?
Just admit you want to see me.
Don’t you want to?
No.
Why not? You’re the one that sent a friend request.
Well…
We can be friends without seeing each other.
I just want to be your friend.
I told you I didn’t want to be friends with you.
You don’t
but I do
and I’m going to make you want that too.
Hey! What’s up with you?
Who are you exactly?
What’s special about this lab?
Haven’t you heard the gross lab story?
Make a wish here at midnight and it’ll come true.
Is it true?
I will wish for Muang Nan.
Holy shit!
I wanted to ask if you’re free this Friday.
About the date you asked me yesterday, I’ve changed my mind.
Thank you so much, cadaver!
I’m going to prepare you for tonight.
If you’re alone with him, try to talk sweetly and nicely.
Make him fall for you.
I like you, Muang Nan.
I’ve liked you for so long, but I could never bring myself to tell you.
We do not have any intention of directing or promoting any actions in the series.
Viewer discretion is highly advised.
Have you ever had a crush on someone?
Going home? Let me walk you to the bus stop.
Shit! So this is how love at first sight feels like.
I know you came here to see Muang Nan.
Why can’t I?
Do you want a problem?
There’re plenty of people out there.
Why do you have to like the one I like?
If you want to see Nan, you have to see me too.
Pi wants to take pictures with you.
Can I tag you?
I wear glasses and braces.
Yet you convinced Muang Nan to take pictures with me because you want people to look down on me.
If you never think of changing yourself,
don’t expect anyone to like you, bro.
I want to change.
I really didn’t mean to.
What can I do to earn your forgiveness?
You don’t need to do anything.
Don’t talk. Don’t move. Don’t breathe.
Are you literally doing it?
If that’s all you can do, then you’re not forgiven.
Ah!
You want me to lose my breath so you can give me artificial respiration, right?
Are you out of your mind?
Who would want to give you AR?
Double Shot Iced Chocolate is ready.
Thanks.
Here. It’s on me.
I don’t want it.
Just take it.
It’s Double Shot Iced Chocolate.
I don’t like it.
Really?
But you just ordered one.
Just take it.
This is to say sorry for making you mad last night.
We can be friends.
Yes?
No.
I don’t forgive you.
And I don’t even want to be your friend.
Duean, hurry up.
I've been waiting for so long.
Stop rushing me, will you? I’m almost there.
Let me take a leak first.
Damn it! He even haunted me in my dreams.
3 HOURS AGO
What the heck?
[Duean]
[Duean!]
[Duean!!]
[Duean!!!]
Are you afraid of forgetting my name or something?
[Duean, answer me too. Don’t just read.]
I’m not answering. What are you gonna do?
[You’re mean! Talk to me, please.]
[If you don’t, I’ll go right to your place.]
Find me if you can, you dumbass!
THE STORY OF A FIFTH-YEAR STUDENT - EP.2 HAUNTED DREAMS
Duean,
can I take a shower with you?
Shit!
Let me scrub your back.
Shit!
No!!
That was a dream?
Lucky me.
Damn it!
Will the dream become real?
No, Duean. You’re overthinking it.
Holy shit!
[Duean]
[Duean!]
[Duean!!!]
[Duean, answer me too. Don’t just read.]
I am about to answer you here.
[You’re mean! Talk to me, please.]
[If you don’t, I’ll go right to your place.]
Damn! Exactly like in my dreams.
[Wow! It took you so long to respond.]
I’m busy taking a poop.
Are you lying?
I am not.
I really am pooping. Can you see?
You don’t have to show me. I believe you now.
Why are you calling me anyway?
We need to do a group report today.
Seriously?
You’re giving me hallucinations.
EP.2 - THE KITTY GANG AND PI, THE GUY ON FIRE
I totally got ditched.
(Finally, the savage lads with such a conversely cute gang name show up.)
(The first member is a liquor man. Wherever he goes, trouble follows.)
You think you’re cool, huh?
Do you?
KOH
(He’s a super hot-headed man.)
(The second member, a Gangnam oppa who is such a sweet talker and girl magnet.)
YOK
(His hotness is such a trouble.)
Keep looking at me like that and I’ll kiss till you drop.
You want my kiss?
Cut! Don’t kiss my camera.
I’m sorry.
You just blurred my lens.
JEANS
(Jeans, the guy who wants to be a star but has no luck with that.)
(James, a true gamer and comic book reader)
(He doesn’t talk very much. Sometimes people think he’s mute.)
JAMES
Damn! I’m reading manga or what?
Are they the human version of Jojo?
We’re here to transform you.
Your outfit is so old-fashioned.
Take it off.
Let’s try minimal.
Not so different.
Boring. Let’s try a two-toned long sleeve shirt.
You guys move!
Make room for the God of Fashion like me.
How about a jean jacket?
Nice!
Let’s put on some more items.
I don’t want the glasses.
A hat is nice.
I mean an item inside the jacket.
You didn’t say it clearly.
Move away. I’ll make him look cool.
Aren’t you going to change his hair?
Right. He looks like Luffy diving deep underwater.
He’s looking great. Trust me.
Hold on, guys. Lisa is calling me.
Hi Lisa. We have a date today? For real?
Just don’t let your bangs down today. I don’t like it.
Let me tell my friends.
Guys, please continue. I’m gonna go tease Lisa about her bangs.
Get rid of the wig.
The hat and glasses too.
No sandals, please.
Make him look cool!
Wow! How literal!
No!! That’s not the ‘cool’ that I meant.
Do you want a problem with me?
That’s the right look, man!
Get his hair up.
Cool!
Damn it! We need to remove the braces.
What are you smiling at, troublemaker?
Yok left us for a girl. Damn him!
For him, girls come before friends.
You’re totally right.
I’d do the same if I were him.
Yeah? Don’t crawl back crying when you got dumped.
I’d beat you up and make you suffer even more.
Super savage.
How much longer do we need to wait?
Just a moment, please.
I’m out of here!
Sit back down. Be still.
Are you running away? What a chicken!
Loser!
What a brat!
His mom is here!
Wansuk, please proceed to room no.3.
Watch and learn from me, kiddo.
Hey! Sit down.
That kid is braver than you.
You can’t go. We must remove the braces.
Sit and be still.
Mr. Pattawee, proceed to room no.2, please.
Get up. Quickly.
Let’s just carry him inside.
No!
No!!
Damn it! Whose bag is this?
I am Meen.
I am Duean.
Can we all stay here with him?
Do you want to know why I got followed around by the leech named Meen?
I was about to tell you guys the other day but didn’t get a chance.
I bet you all want to know but I’m not telling you today.
(This is how it happened. One month ago)
I said I wouldn’t tell, you asshole!
(I’m just gonna mute you there.)
(Duean is a Civil Engineering student who is supposed to graduate in 4 years, but he has to continue for another year because he’s brainless.)
Brainless, my ass!
(He got F, F, F, and F)
(F4, apparently.)
That’s a different show, dumbass!
(Sorry for getting off the track.)
(Duean actually got just one F in Life Skills, the subject that teaches skills about life which he has none.)
(So this year he has to enroll again with a bunch of first-year students.)
Hey!
Which year are you? Fifth?
I’m a freshman.
Do I look that old?
Of course not! I’m a freshman too.
We’re at the same age.
Shit! He looks older than an uncle next door.
I better sit with someone cute.
Right there!
Damn it! Whose bag is this?
Sorry. It’s mine.
A med student?
Are you okay?
I am.
(Suddenly, the lazy ass realizes he should stick with this kid since he seems book smart.)
Hey!
Is the seat next to you taken?
No.
Are you seeing someone next to me?
No. I was going to ask if I could sit with you.
Of course.
(Duean thinks he can pass easily if he gets to copy this kid’s papers.)
I am Meen.
I am Duean.
(What a nice sleep he had there!)
The class is over?
It was over half an hour ago.
The instructor assigned a group report.
We’re in the same group.
I was waiting to tell you that.
Ah!
And here is the class paper…
Oh! I just dropped the spoon.
Clean it a bit and you’re all set.
What? No!
You used your foot to pick it up.
And there are germs, bacteria, and mould all over the floor.
I can’t use this to eat. I might die.
Do you have an extra spoon then?
No.
How am I going to eat it?
Give it here.
Cool!
I never knew we could do that.
How did you know this trick?
Because I’m smart.
(And that’s how Duean gets followed around everywhere.)
(And that’s why he can’t meet Pi today as promised.)
I just rode past here but didn’t see you earlier.
Really?
I didn’t see you either.
Thanks for picking me up.
We can just meet at the workplace, actually.
Hey! Don’t worry. I am late.
This way we’re late together.
Have you had breakfast?
No. I’ve been waiting for you.
Breakfast is important. Let’s go find some nice food to eat.
Here.
I’m carrying stuff. Can you put it on for me?
Alright then.
This way.
- You look great.
- Do it properly.
I was just kidding.
What are you playing at?
(Sweet! They’re sweeter than sugar.)
(They can’t get any sweeter.)
Come on.
She’s cute and tiny. Just my type.
Hello, doctor.
Can we all stay here with him?
If you can stay nice and quiet, then yes.
Sure. We’ll behave.
We’re just afraid he’d run away.
Our bro here is quite scared.
He totally shouldn’t be.
The doctor seems very gentle. She won’t hurt him.
Pi is just too weak.
How about you become a patient instead?
Are you challenging me?
Wrong move, kiddo.
Now get up.
You have two wisdom teeth to be pulled out.
I just prepared to get a teeth-cleaning.
Loser.
Are you scared?
Of course not.
Taking out teeth is a small surgery that can be infected.
We don’t usually allow friends or families here.
But if you insist to stay, please be quiet and step back.
Sure.
Thank you so much and please take care of my brother.
Just let them stay, Doctor.
They should see how easy this is for me.
Okay then.
Open your mouth widely.
Okay.
This is milder than getting bitten by an ant.
One more time, please.
Now it’s like getting stung by two bees.
You’re tough, man.
Awesome.
If it hurts, raise your hand so I know.
I’m going to take them out now.
You are? Okay.
Raise your hand if it hurts.
Open your mouth wider, please.
Softly, softly.
Are you saying it doesn’t hurt at all?
I’m saying ‘do it softly.’ Damn it!
Are you talking to me?
No.
I told them to talk softly. I don’t want them to distract you.
Can I proceed then?
Please.
One tooth is enough, Doctor.
Where did that tough guy go?
Can we stop at one tooth?
We must take out both.
Thank you.
Wow!
Why is it so expensive?
Let me see.
Don’t worry about the medicines. Worry about the swelling.
Am I having swollen cheeks?
See it for yourself.
Shit!
I told you.
I still look hot though.
Stop it.
How can you say that when you have those swollen cheeks?
Where is Pi?
Pi?
He’s getting his braces off with another doctor.
Okay.
Does it hurt anyway?
No.
No?
Let me prove that.
Son of a !!
@#$%^&
How dare you do that to me?
@#$%^&
Do you know
@#$%^&
how long we’ve been friends?
@#$%^&
If you do that to me again,
@#$%^&
We’re over.
Motherfer
What?
I love you forever.
That’s right.
@#$%^@#$%^&@#$%^
Stop!
You don’t make any sense.
Just sit.
Your cheeks are swollen. Just rest.
Are you going to see Muang Nan?
You're having a heatstroke.
Everyone, please stand clear.
He needs more oxygen.
Thanks for dropping me off.
I already added my name to the report.
All we need is your name and we're one.
Awesome!
I was right to pair up with you, my friend.
Enough. It hurts.
I am sorry.
Who would think that all it took was just one nap and the report is done?
Now you can go home and take a rest.
I will take care of the cover for you.
Duean, can you take it off for me? I can’t.
What? How did you wear it then?
You did that for me.
Will you try it first?
Try to do it yourself, will you?
Do you expect me to do it for you for the rest of your life?
Fine! I’ll take it off for you.
Get your stuff away.
Go home. Shoo!!
You’re always in my way.
Are you ever going to talk nicely to me?
This is just who I am.
If you don’t talk nicely, I won’t go home.
- You won’t?
- That’s right.
Fine. But I will.
Are you going to leave me here?
Can’t you walk yourself home?
If I say I can’t, will you take me?
No.
I’m off now.
My report is done. I have no reason to care.
(Oh wait! Meen’s water bottle is with Duean.)
(This is going to be a problem.)
(Stay tuned for the next chapter.)
THE STORY OF A FIFTH-YEAR STUDENT EP.2 IS NOW OVER
Are you happy making me look like a clown?
What are you talking about?
Don’t play dumb.
I know I’m a loser. I wear glasses and braces.
But you convinced Muang Nan to take pictures with me because you want people to look down on me.
I am sorry about last night.
Don’t say it.
What can I do to earn your forgiveness?
You don’t need to do anything.
We can be friends.
I don’t even want to be your friend.
He is so hot.
Who is this hot guy? Is he a dental student?
Don’t help me.
Hold on. That’s not the way to the Faculty of Medicine.
Where are you going? Are you going to see Muang Nan?
Yes!!
I’m here before you, Mork.
I win!!
I win!!
Where is Muang Nan though?
What is happening?
Shit!
Pi, are you all right?
Pi!
Pi, are you okay?
I’m screwed. My new look is all ruined.
It’s a complete waste.
Heatstroke.
Everyone, please stand clear.
He needs more oxygen.
Don’t! Don’t take off my clothes in front of Muang Nan.
Don’t touch that.
Seriously? Right there?
Why not make it more amusing and put it in my face?
Thanks for your mercy.
That feels great, Sutthaya!!
Mork, is he going to get better?
He should be okay after a while.
You make me look weak in front of Muang Nan.
I’m gonna get back at you.
You’re gonna have to pay for it.
Look at you.
How miserable!
Are you alright?
Do you want me to put some ice cubes on your body?
No. I’m good.
Are you sure?
Duean,
what’s wrong with your brother?
He had a heatstroke.
Look! He’s like a dog with dehydration.
Hey! Don’t compare your little brother to a dog.
What a mouth!
How are you, Pi?
- I was…
- Your body is getting cooler.
He’s getting better.
Tell me what happened.
I was just…
Pi, did you forget to drink water.
This is what happens when you’re dehydrated.
I drank water but I…
You clearly didn’t drink enough water, right?
That’s why you’re like this.
Now tell me what happened.
- I did drink water…
- Pi…
Okay!!
He was going to tell you, but you keep interrupting him.
Someone who talks this much shouldn’t be a doctor.
You should be a public speaker.
Public speaker, huh? So should you.
You talk back all the time.
Pi,
Am I talking too much?
Are you sure you can get up?
Pi.
You don’t look so great.
I wanted to catch a shuttle car, but it was too late.
So I ran after it in the sun.
I kept running and everything blacked out.
I was still conscious, but it was hot and I couldn't move.
Why did you have to run after that car?
It was burning hot outside.
You’re lucky Duean helped you.
No.
I didn’t help him.
You didn’t?
Nope.
Then who did?
Your friend?
Stand clear, please.
He’s not a friend.
Just a student in the same year.
Tell him I said thanks. Without him…
You don’t have to thank him.
Why not?
Though he isn’t a friend, you have to thank him for his help.
No.
Just forget it. End of discussion.
Wait!
Don’t forget to say thanks.
Mom!!
What’s going on with him?
I think he’s annoyed because you talk too much.
What was I?
A karate player.
Are you scared now?
Nope!
Stop there!
I want to make amends for making you feel bad the other day.
I told you I didn’t want to be friends with you.
But I do and I’m going to make you want that too.
Do you really want to be my friend?
Are you feeling better?
Your cheeks are still red.
Here.
Don’t act tough.
This drink is fresh and cool.
It gives you refreshment.
Will you drink it or not?
Well, well.
You’re welcome.
No need to say thanks.
I haven’t said anything.
But your eyes are saying…
‘thank you.’
Thank you?
It was so embarrassing for me. Muang Nan was there.
You’re lucky I don’t yell at you for that.
Thank you, my ass.
Go ahead and yell then.
I’m ready for it.
You can punch me if you want.
Anything that makes you forgive me.
Do it.
Do it until you’re satisfied.
I…
I want to make amends for making you feel bad the other day.
Why do you want my forgiveness so badly?
Because I want to be your friend.
We can’t be if you’re still mad at me.
I told you I didn’t want to be friends with you.
You don’t
but I do.
And I’m going to make you want that too.
Do you really want to be my friend?
I told you I didn’t want to be friends with you.
But I do
and I’m going to make you want that too.
I’m going to make you want that too.
No!!
How about you spit it out before you talk?
Duean?
Yes, it’s me!
You didn’t recognize my gorgeous face?
Oh! That’s right.
You’re a hot guy now.
So, how’s it going with Muang Nan? Going just fine?
Just fine, my freakin’ ass.
I haven’t talked to him yet.
What should I do?
I did something so embarrassing and he saw it.
What should I do now? I can’t even look at him.
Help me, Duean!
Firstly, you need to stop shaking me.
I am not a milk carton.
I have a plan.
See this.
Blind In Love?
What is it?
It’s a party theme.
It isn’t something that happens every day.
This club will be pitch dark.
No lights.
How can you see with the lights off?
Just read their concept.
See?
Your eyes can’t really see but your heart can truly feel.
You will get to talk and flirt all you want.
How am I related to this?
My beloved bro
you are just so dumb when it comes to love.
You just told me you can’t look at Muang Nan.
Go to this party
and open a heart-to-heart conversation with him.
Not being able to see his face will reduce 50% of your nervousness.
If you can get Muang Nan to go to this party,
I am 99.99% sure that you can make him your boyfriend.
Awesome!
I will do anything to make him go.
I love you, bro.
That’s right.
Being in front of Muang Nan’s Faculty building this early,
I’m sure I’ll get to see him before class.
Well, I am quite hot.
(A Guy From Nearby Faculty: I heard you got a new look.)
How did you know?
I’m smart.
You’re smart but I’m hot.
Do you want to see?
You’re obsessing.
I know you want to say I'm hot.
Just say it. Don’t be shy.
You’re so full of yourself.
Say it now.
Do it.
Compliment me now!
Alright! You’re so hot.
Happy now?
I look hot in the picture but I’m hotter in person.
Want to meet me?
Just admit you want to see me.
Don’t you want to?
No.
Why not? You’re the one that sent a friend request.
Well…
We can be friends without seeing each other.
I just want to be your friend.
I told you I didn’t want to be friends with you.
You don’t
but I do
and I’m going to make you want that too.
Hey! What’s up with you?
Who are you exactly?
What’s special about this lab?
Haven’t you heard the gross lab story?
Make a wish here at midnight and it’ll come true.
Is it true?
I will wish for Muang Nan.
Holy shit!
I wanted to ask if you’re free this Friday.
About the date you asked me yesterday, I’ve changed my mind.
Thank you so much, cadaver!
I’m going to prepare you for tonight.
If you’re alone with him, try to talk sweetly and nicely.
Make him fall for you.
I like you, Muang Nan.
I’ve liked you for so long, but I could never bring myself to tell you.