five by five s01e02 Episode Script

- Oh, sorry - Aah! What the hell are you doing?! You were running! You looked frightened! - I wanted to check if you were OK.
- Is that how you check if people are OK?! - Is everything all right here? - No, mate, no, it's not.
I was talking to the lady.
I'm just having a massively shit day, so I just - I just want to go.
- Whoa, whoa! - You can't just hit someone and walk away.
- Calm down, mate, all right? It's OK.
I know her.
What? Yeah, I walk past you on the way to work.
I think you're mistaking me for someone else.
No, I see you right here.
I just have one of those faces.
In this tunnel every day, I swear.
Yeah, well, lots of people look like me.
I mean, you always smile at me.
Do you know this man? No! Please don't make me look crazy.
It's OK.
It's OK, it's I'm just going to .
.
go.
Don't even ask.
Why? What happened? Did you give Tunnel Boy the cake? I punched him in the face.
What?!