Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004) s01e02 Episode Script
House of Bloo's Pt 2
1 - MAC? - YEAH, BLOO? - REMEMBER WHEN YOUR JERKY BROTHER TERRANCE COMPLETELY TRASHED YOUR APARTMENT? - YEAH, MOM WAS PRETTY MAD.
-I'LL SAY.
SHE SAID YOU COULDN'T KEEP ME ANYMORE, BUT THEN I FOUND THAT COOL HOUSE THA TAKES IN IMAGINARY FRIENDS LIKE ME! - YEAH! AND WE MET MR.
HERRIMAN.
- AND FRANKIE.
- AND WILT, COCO AND EDUARDO.
[ BLOO SCREAMS .]
- UGH.
AND DUCHESS.
- AND THEN WE GOT AN AWESOME TOUR OF THE HOUSE! - AND IT WAS THE PERFEC PLACE FOR YOU TO STAY! - UNTIL WE FOUND OUT THAT IF I STAYED THERE I WOULDN'T BE YOURS ANYMORE AND I WOULD BE PUT UP FOR ADOPTION JUS LIKE ALL THE OTHER IMAGINARY FRIENDS AND IF I GOT ADOPTED I WOULD NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN! - YEAH - AND THEN YOU LEFT! - I SAID I'D BE BACK FOR YOU! YEAH, WELL YOU'D BETTER.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP [DOOR CREAKS OPEN.]
- YOU ARE SO BUSTED! COMING HOME LATE, TRYING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE.
WELL, YOUR LITTLE PLAN DIDN'T WORK.
MOM'S NOT HOME YET.
WHERE WERE YOU ANYWAY, STUPID? WHAT ARE THOSE? STUPID EGGS, STUPID? WHERE'S THAT STUPID LITTLE BLUE FRIEND OF YOURS, STUPID? MOM TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF HIM.
OH-HO, OH, BOY.
IF YOU DIDN'T, YOU'RE GONNA BE SO BUS--.
- I WAS NOWHERE, THEY'RE NOTHING, AND I TOOK CARE OF IT.
HAPPY?! [DOOR SLAMS.]
- WELL, THIS IS IT.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
OH! I'M SORRY.
UM, UM, OK, UM HERE! TAKE MY BUNK.
NO, NO.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
IT'S TOTALLY COOL.
I'LL TAKE THE FLOOR.
NO PROBLEM.
THIS IS AWESOME.
[CRUNCHING FOOTSTEPS.]
BUENAS NOCHES, AZUL.
NO TE PREOCUPE.
SU AMIGO REGRESA.
- COCO.
CO-CO-CO-CO-CO.
CO-CO-CO-CO-CO-CO-CO-CO.
- HA! THEY SAID GOOD NIGHT, BLOO.
AND DON'T WORRY.
MAC'S COMING BACK.
[RATTLES.]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING.]
[BIRDS CHIRPING.]
- MISS FRANCES! MISS FRANCES.
YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED IN THE FOYER.
THERE IS A FAMILY HERE THAT WISHES TO ADOPT.
- ADOPT? - ADOPT? - ADOPT! - ADOPTION? OH, NO! BLOO! - BLOO-HOO-HOO! - COCO! - ADOPTION?! LOCK THE DOORS! SEAL THE WINDOWS! BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES! STOP, DROP, AND ROLL! OH! UGH! AAH! - MISS FRANCES! - COMING! I'M COMING! - BLOO! BLOO! - SHE WILL BE HERE MOMENTARILY.
AH, HERE SHE IS.
- SORRY.
SORRY.
I GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU? - MY DAUGHTER'S IN NEED OF AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.
- YES! AND WHENEVER SHE TRIES TO CREATE ONE OF HER OWN, SHE GETS A HEADACHE AND-- - UH-UH! SHUT UP, MOM! I JUST THINK I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WASTE MY TIME MAKING ONE UP WHEN I CAN JUST BUY ONE.
- WELL, HAVING AN IMAGINARY FRIEND IS NOT LIKE BUYING A TOY.
IT'S A BIG RESPON-- - YEAH, YEAH.
WHATEVER.
JUST GET ME A FRIEND, OK? AND DON'T GET ME A CHEAP ONE EITHER! I WANT THE BEST ONE YOU GOT.
YOU GOT IT?! - OH, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT.
- WHAT?! - OH, NOTHING, NOTHING.
- SO, MISS, DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND FOR MY PRECIOUS LITTLE SWEETUMS, OR WHAT? - WELL, UM, LOOK, AT HEART, MOST IMAGINARY FRIENDS ARE REALLY NICE.
AND YOUR KID IS A REAL-- UM, HOW CAN I PUT THIS? FRIENDSHIP IS-- NAH, THAT'S NOT IT.
LISTEN, TO BE HONEST, I REALLY DON'T THINK WE HAVE-- - OUT OF MY WAY! OUT OF MY WAY! OUT OF MY WAY! - YES! YES! WE HAVE THE PERFECT FRIEND FOR YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE SWEETUMS.
- PBBBLT! - SO, I HEAR YOU ARE LOOKING FOR AN IMAGINARY FRIEND OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY.
WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER; FOR, PERFECTION HAS ARRIVED.
PRESENTING DUM, DUM, DUM AHEM.
- [SIGHS.]
PRESENTING HER ROYAL DUCHESS DIAMOND PERSNICKETY, THE FIRST, LAST, AND ONLY.
- THANK GOODNESS.
- MY PAPERS.
- HMM, A PEDIGREE IMAGINARY FRIEND.
- VERY VALUABLE.
- ENOUGH ABOUT ME.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELVES.
AND YOUR INCOME.
- LOOK AT 'EM.
THEY'RE STINKIN' RICH.
COME ON.
LET'S DRAW UP THE PAPERWORK.
MR.
HERRIMAN, MR.
HERRIMAN, YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED IN YOUR OFFICE.
- HMM? OH, YES.
- UM, UH, GUYS? UH, OH! [POUNDING FOOTSTEPS.]
UH, NICE GIRL.
CUTE GIRL.
YOU STAY AWAY, NOW.
GO ON.
SHOO.
SHOO.
- SHUT UP! I LIKE YOU! YOU'RE CUTE.
I'M GONNA ADOPT YOU.
YOU'RE GONNA BE MY FRIEND, AND I'M GONNA CALL YOU TIFFANY.
YOU GOT THAT, TIFFANY?! - YES! NO! WHAT? UM, UH, HELP! - GET BACK HERE WITH MY TIFFANY! WHERE'S MY TIFFANY, YOU FREAK? - SORRY.
SORRY.
SORRY.
- UNHAND MY FRIEND, YOU UGLY BEANPOLE! NO FAIR! - PBBBLT! - RARR! - AAH! AAH! [MUTTERING.]
- SORRY.
SORRY.
SORRY.
[ELEVATOR DINGS.]
SORRY! - [SLURPING.]
- HI, TIFFANY.
- AAH! [POUNDING FOOTSTEPS.]
- NOW I GOT YOU, MY CUTE LITTLE TIFFANY! - [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
UH, GUYS, A LITTLE HELP HERE.
- [ALL TALKING AT ONCE.]
- SHUT UP.
I'M SORRY.
BUT PLEASE SHUT UP.
OK, NO.
I'M SORRY.
- CALLATE.
- COCO! COCO COCO COCO! - HEY, GUYS, NEWS FLASH: YOU'RE ALL FIGHTING ABOUT THE SAME THING.
SO WHY DON'T YOU ALL SHUT UP AND HELP ME? - BLOO, OK, I'M SORRY TO SAY THIS, BU THIS ISN'T ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, OK? I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM BEING ADOPTED.
- SI! ME, TOO! - CO CO-CO! - YOU MEAN? - SI! - AND YOU? - COCO! - [ALL LAUGHING.]
- BLOO! BLOO, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.
ALL DAY WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM BEING ADOPTED, AND NOW WE WERE ALL JUST FIGHTING ABOU WHO WOULD SAVE YOU FROM BEING ADOPTED.
HA HA! ISN'T THAT FUNNY? - HILARIOUS.
YOU WERE TRYING TO DO THE SAME THING? HA! THAT'S SO AMAZING.
TALK ABOUT IRONY.
HEY, NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, IF IT WOULDN'T BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE, WOULD YOU MIND SAVING ME FROM BEING ADOPTED?! - SHUT UP, TIFFANY! - VERY WELL, IF YOU'LL JUST SIGN HERE, DUCHESS WILL BE ALL YOURS.
- YES! - YES, INDEED.
FOR YOU ARE MAKING A VERY WISE INVESTMENT, AS I AM A WORK OF ART.
- WHY, HELLO, SWEETUMS.
MEET YOUR NEW IMAGINARY FRIEND.
- DUCHESS! [EARRING CLINKS.]
- EW! SHE'S UGLY.
I HATE HER! I WANT THIS ONE.
- [SHUDDERING.]
- NO, YOU DON'T.
I SMELL.
- YEAH, YEAH, HE SMELLS REALLY, REALLY BAD.
WHOO! HE'S A STINKY, STINKY MAN.
[SNIFFS.]
PEE-YUU! I'M SO SORRY.
- [SNIFFS.]
TIFFANY SMELLS NICE.
- THANK YOU, BUT, BU I'M A VICIOUS MONSTER.
- SI, VAMOS, CHICA, VAMOS.
HE'S LOCO.
- RARR! - HELP ME.
HELP ME.
I AM BEING ATTACKED BY A VICIOUS MONSTER-O.
- UHH! RARR! - LOOK, STUPID, YOU CALL THIS VICIOUS? - CO-CO-CO CO-CO-CO! CO CO-CO-CO-CO-CO-CO! CO CO-CO-CO CO! CO-CO CO! CO-CO CO! COOO! CO! - EXACTLY.
- WHAT? NO, I DON' WANT ANY COCO.
I JUST WANT MY TIFFANY! - COCO! - NO, PLEASE.
- TAKE ME, OK? - [ALL TALKING AT ONCE.]
- NO.
YOU'RE BROKEN.
YOU'RE A CHICKEN.
AND YOU'RE A CRAZY CHICKEN.
IWANTTHIS ONE! - VERY WELL.
- NO! - OK, GUYS, THAT'S ENOUGH.
I'M REALLY SORRY.
I KNOW YOU ALL WANT TO HELP, BUT THIS LITTLE GIRL HERE REALLY WANTS TIFF--I MEAN, BLOO.
AND- - AND I GUESS IT'S TRUE.
MAC DOESN'T WANT ME AFTER ALL.
- SHUT UP! DON'T WANT YOU? WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? - MAC! - WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? - PBBBLT! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHA I'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL DAY? WHERE WERE YOU? - SCHOOL.
- OH, YEAH.
- MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK - PLEASE, STOP.
PLEASE STOP.
PLEASE STOP.
- MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
- I'M SORRY, SWEETUMS.
YOU SEE, BLOO IS MAC'S IDEA.
AND SINCE MAC'S HERE, BLOO'S NO LONGER UP FOR ADOPTION.
YOU CAN STILL HAVE DUCHESS IF YOU LIKE.
COME ON.
DUCHESS IS GREAT.
DON'T YOU WANT HER? TAKE HER! TAKE HER! PLEASE TAKE HER! - NO! I HATE HER! - SO DO I.
- COME ON, SWEETUMS.
MAYBE YOU CAN IMAGINE YOUR OWN FRIEND JUST LIKE TIFFANY, HMM? - SHUT UP, DAD! YOU KNOW THINKING MAKES MY HEAD HURT.
- MINE, TOO.
- LET'S JUST GET HER ANOTHER PONY.
[DOOR CLOSES.]
- THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
- I'LL SAY! THEY ALMOST TOOK YOU.
- BUT THAT WONDERFULLY AWFUL LITTLE BRAT WANTED THAT STUPID LITTLE BLUE CREEP OVER ME! - TELL ME ABOUT IT.
SHE RUINED EVERYTHING! - AND HE RUINED MY ONE CHANCE TO GET OUT OF THIS DUMP ONCE AND FOR ALL.
- I KNOW.
IT WAS THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME.
I MEAN, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN OUT OF HERE, LIKE, FOREVER.
- WELL, I GUESS THERE'S NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE.
THEY OBVIOUSLY CANNOT APPRECIATE A TRUE PIECE OF ART SUCH AS MYSELF.
- OBVIOUSLY NOT.
AND YOU SURE ARE A PIECE OF WORK.
- THANK YOU.
- YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU PIECE OF CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? - NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.
DUCHESS IS ALWAYS A ROYAL PAIN.
- NO, NO, NOT HER.
MAC! THE COMEBACK KID.
I THINK THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT.
I DON' THINK HE'S GONNA ABANDON HIS FRIEND.
- DON'T BE SO NAIVE, MISS FRANCES.
IT'S UNBECOMING.
YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I THAT IT IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE YOUNG MASTER MAC TIRES OF HIS BELOVED BLOO.
AT WHICH TIME, HIS VISITS WILL CEASE, AND MASTER BLOO WILL BE PLACED IN THE CARE OF A NEW CHILD WHO WILL EVENTUALLY TIRE OF HIM AS WELL.
- AH, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO NEGATIVE? I MEAN, COME ON, LOOK AT THAT.
THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY INSEPARABLE.
PLUS, THE GUYS HAVE REALLY TAKEN TO HIM, TOO.
- IT'S JUST A CRUEL FACT OF LIFE, MISS FRANCES.
EVERY CHILD TIRES OF THEIR IMAGINARY FRIEND EVENTUALLY.
- YOURS DIDN'T.
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES.]
- SEE YA! - SAME TIME TOMORROW? - YEAH.
3:00.
RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL.
- COOL! - AND DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL KEEP HIM SAFE FROM ANY KIDS WHO MIGHT WANT HIM, OK? - AWESOME.
THANKS.
SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW.
- HASTA MANANA, MAC.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
BYE, MAC.
- I KNEW IT.
THAT CREEP DIDN'T GE RID OF THAT BLUE JERK AFTER ALL.
HE'S SO BUSTED.
- SO, YOU HATE HIM, TOO.
- HUH? WHAT THE? WHO'S THERE? - A FRIEND.
AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.
- YAH! - DO NOT BE AFRAID.
- I'M NOT.
IT'S JUST THAT-- YOU'RE A FREAK! EW! - LOOK, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.
- NO, THANKS.
- DON'T YOU HATE THAT LITTLE BLUE CREEP? - YEAH, BUT-- - WELL, SO DO I.
- EW! MAN! YOU ARE SO GROSS! [EARRING CLINKS.]
- LISTEN, YOU PUNK! - EW! YOU'RE TOUCHING ME.
- I'M NOT HERE TO LISTEN TO YOUR IGNORANT CRITIQUE OF HIGH ART.
I WANT TO MAKE A PROPOSITION.
I WANT YOU AND I TO HOOK UP.
- OH! I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.
[RETCHES.]
- HOOK UP AND GET RID OF THA LITTLE BLUE NUISANCE FOREVER! I WANT THAT CUTE, HAPPY, FUN-LOVING TWERP WIPED OUT AND FORGOTTEN FOREVER! BUT I CAN'T PULL IT OFF WITHOUT A VICIOUS, MEAN, EVIL, AND TERRIBLE CREEP LIKE YOU.
SO, WILL YOU HELP ME, YOU BIG JERK? - LISTEN, MAC IS MY BROTHER, AND BLOO IS HIS BEST FRIEND.
AND AS MUCH AS I DISLIKE HIM, I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF SUCH A FOUL, HORRIBLE, AND UNTHINKABLE CRIME.
AND YOU, YOU ARE DISGUSTING, HEINOUS, AND REVOLTING FOR THINKING OF SUCH A THING.
HOW DID YOU DO IT? I WAS PRETTY PROUD OF THE WORK I WAS DOING IN THE NOOGIE/WEDGIE AREA, BUT THIS! THIS IS PURE GENIUS! GETTING RID OF THAT LITTLE BLUE TWERP ONCE AND FOR ALL--BRILLIANT! I WOULD BE HO--NO.
HUMBLED TO ASSIST YOU IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE.
I AM AT YOUR SERVICE, YOUR HORRIBLE-EES-NESS.
[KISSES.]
- CALL ME DUCHESS.
[TICKING.]
- SAME TIME TOMORROW? - YEAH.
3:00.
RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL.
- FRANKIE, ARE THESE CLOCKS RIGHT? - NO.
- [SIGHS.]
- THEY'RE AN HOUR SLOW.
- [GASPS.]
- I'M KIDDING.
I'M KIDDING.
DON'T WORRY, BLOO.
HE'LL BE HERE.
I'M SURE OF IT.
OF COURSE, I COULD BE WRONG.
HA! I'M KIDDING.
HE'S PROBABLY ON HIS WAY RIGHT NOW.
- HEY, BRO.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? - AHH! UH, NOWHERE.
NOTHING.
UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - WELL, I THOUGHT I'D MEET MY SWEET LITTLE BROTHER AND WALK HIM HOME FROM SCHOOL.
- BUT, BUT-- - BUT WHAT? YOU WERE GOING HOME, WEREN'T YOU? - UH - GOOD.
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-I'LL SAY.
SHE SAID YOU COULDN'T KEEP ME ANYMORE, BUT THEN I FOUND THAT COOL HOUSE THA TAKES IN IMAGINARY FRIENDS LIKE ME! - YEAH! AND WE MET MR.
HERRIMAN.
- AND FRANKIE.
- AND WILT, COCO AND EDUARDO.
[ BLOO SCREAMS .]
- UGH.
AND DUCHESS.
- AND THEN WE GOT AN AWESOME TOUR OF THE HOUSE! - AND IT WAS THE PERFEC PLACE FOR YOU TO STAY! - UNTIL WE FOUND OUT THAT IF I STAYED THERE I WOULDN'T BE YOURS ANYMORE AND I WOULD BE PUT UP FOR ADOPTION JUS LIKE ALL THE OTHER IMAGINARY FRIENDS AND IF I GOT ADOPTED I WOULD NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN! - YEAH - AND THEN YOU LEFT! - I SAID I'D BE BACK FOR YOU! YEAH, WELL YOU'D BETTER.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP [DOOR CREAKS OPEN.]
- YOU ARE SO BUSTED! COMING HOME LATE, TRYING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE.
WELL, YOUR LITTLE PLAN DIDN'T WORK.
MOM'S NOT HOME YET.
WHERE WERE YOU ANYWAY, STUPID? WHAT ARE THOSE? STUPID EGGS, STUPID? WHERE'S THAT STUPID LITTLE BLUE FRIEND OF YOURS, STUPID? MOM TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF HIM.
OH-HO, OH, BOY.
IF YOU DIDN'T, YOU'RE GONNA BE SO BUS--.
- I WAS NOWHERE, THEY'RE NOTHING, AND I TOOK CARE OF IT.
HAPPY?! [DOOR SLAMS.]
- WELL, THIS IS IT.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
OH! I'M SORRY.
UM, UM, OK, UM HERE! TAKE MY BUNK.
NO, NO.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT.
IT'S TOTALLY COOL.
I'LL TAKE THE FLOOR.
NO PROBLEM.
THIS IS AWESOME.
[CRUNCHING FOOTSTEPS.]
BUENAS NOCHES, AZUL.
NO TE PREOCUPE.
SU AMIGO REGRESA.
- COCO.
CO-CO-CO-CO-CO.
CO-CO-CO-CO-CO-CO-CO-CO.
- HA! THEY SAID GOOD NIGHT, BLOO.
AND DON'T WORRY.
MAC'S COMING BACK.
[RATTLES.]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING.]
[BIRDS CHIRPING.]
- MISS FRANCES! MISS FRANCES.
YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED IN THE FOYER.
THERE IS A FAMILY HERE THAT WISHES TO ADOPT.
- ADOPT? - ADOPT? - ADOPT! - ADOPTION? OH, NO! BLOO! - BLOO-HOO-HOO! - COCO! - ADOPTION?! LOCK THE DOORS! SEAL THE WINDOWS! BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES! STOP, DROP, AND ROLL! OH! UGH! AAH! - MISS FRANCES! - COMING! I'M COMING! - BLOO! BLOO! - SHE WILL BE HERE MOMENTARILY.
AH, HERE SHE IS.
- SORRY.
SORRY.
I GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU? - MY DAUGHTER'S IN NEED OF AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.
- YES! AND WHENEVER SHE TRIES TO CREATE ONE OF HER OWN, SHE GETS A HEADACHE AND-- - UH-UH! SHUT UP, MOM! I JUST THINK I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO WASTE MY TIME MAKING ONE UP WHEN I CAN JUST BUY ONE.
- WELL, HAVING AN IMAGINARY FRIEND IS NOT LIKE BUYING A TOY.
IT'S A BIG RESPON-- - YEAH, YEAH.
WHATEVER.
JUST GET ME A FRIEND, OK? AND DON'T GET ME A CHEAP ONE EITHER! I WANT THE BEST ONE YOU GOT.
YOU GOT IT?! - OH, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT.
- WHAT?! - OH, NOTHING, NOTHING.
- SO, MISS, DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND FOR MY PRECIOUS LITTLE SWEETUMS, OR WHAT? - WELL, UM, LOOK, AT HEART, MOST IMAGINARY FRIENDS ARE REALLY NICE.
AND YOUR KID IS A REAL-- UM, HOW CAN I PUT THIS? FRIENDSHIP IS-- NAH, THAT'S NOT IT.
LISTEN, TO BE HONEST, I REALLY DON'T THINK WE HAVE-- - OUT OF MY WAY! OUT OF MY WAY! OUT OF MY WAY! - YES! YES! WE HAVE THE PERFECT FRIEND FOR YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE SWEETUMS.
- PBBBLT! - SO, I HEAR YOU ARE LOOKING FOR AN IMAGINARY FRIEND OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY.
WELL, LOOK NO FURTHER; FOR, PERFECTION HAS ARRIVED.
PRESENTING DUM, DUM, DUM AHEM.
- [SIGHS.]
PRESENTING HER ROYAL DUCHESS DIAMOND PERSNICKETY, THE FIRST, LAST, AND ONLY.
- THANK GOODNESS.
- MY PAPERS.
- HMM, A PEDIGREE IMAGINARY FRIEND.
- VERY VALUABLE.
- ENOUGH ABOUT ME.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELVES.
AND YOUR INCOME.
- LOOK AT 'EM.
THEY'RE STINKIN' RICH.
COME ON.
LET'S DRAW UP THE PAPERWORK.
MR.
HERRIMAN, MR.
HERRIMAN, YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED IN YOUR OFFICE.
- HMM? OH, YES.
- UM, UH, GUYS? UH, OH! [POUNDING FOOTSTEPS.]
UH, NICE GIRL.
CUTE GIRL.
YOU STAY AWAY, NOW.
GO ON.
SHOO.
SHOO.
- SHUT UP! I LIKE YOU! YOU'RE CUTE.
I'M GONNA ADOPT YOU.
YOU'RE GONNA BE MY FRIEND, AND I'M GONNA CALL YOU TIFFANY.
YOU GOT THAT, TIFFANY?! - YES! NO! WHAT? UM, UH, HELP! - GET BACK HERE WITH MY TIFFANY! WHERE'S MY TIFFANY, YOU FREAK? - SORRY.
SORRY.
SORRY.
- UNHAND MY FRIEND, YOU UGLY BEANPOLE! NO FAIR! - PBBBLT! - RARR! - AAH! AAH! [MUTTERING.]
- SORRY.
SORRY.
SORRY.
[ELEVATOR DINGS.]
SORRY! - [SLURPING.]
- HI, TIFFANY.
- AAH! [POUNDING FOOTSTEPS.]
- NOW I GOT YOU, MY CUTE LITTLE TIFFANY! - [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
UH, GUYS, A LITTLE HELP HERE.
- [ALL TALKING AT ONCE.]
- SHUT UP.
I'M SORRY.
BUT PLEASE SHUT UP.
OK, NO.
I'M SORRY.
- CALLATE.
- COCO! COCO COCO COCO! - HEY, GUYS, NEWS FLASH: YOU'RE ALL FIGHTING ABOUT THE SAME THING.
SO WHY DON'T YOU ALL SHUT UP AND HELP ME? - BLOO, OK, I'M SORRY TO SAY THIS, BU THIS ISN'T ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, OK? I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM BEING ADOPTED.
- SI! ME, TOO! - CO CO-CO! - YOU MEAN? - SI! - AND YOU? - COCO! - [ALL LAUGHING.]
- BLOO! BLOO, YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.
ALL DAY WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO SAVE YOU FROM BEING ADOPTED, AND NOW WE WERE ALL JUST FIGHTING ABOU WHO WOULD SAVE YOU FROM BEING ADOPTED.
HA HA! ISN'T THAT FUNNY? - HILARIOUS.
YOU WERE TRYING TO DO THE SAME THING? HA! THAT'S SO AMAZING.
TALK ABOUT IRONY.
HEY, NOW THAT I THINK OF IT, IF IT WOULDN'T BE TOO MUCH TROUBLE, WOULD YOU MIND SAVING ME FROM BEING ADOPTED?! - SHUT UP, TIFFANY! - VERY WELL, IF YOU'LL JUST SIGN HERE, DUCHESS WILL BE ALL YOURS.
- YES! - YES, INDEED.
FOR YOU ARE MAKING A VERY WISE INVESTMENT, AS I AM A WORK OF ART.
- WHY, HELLO, SWEETUMS.
MEET YOUR NEW IMAGINARY FRIEND.
- DUCHESS! [EARRING CLINKS.]
- EW! SHE'S UGLY.
I HATE HER! I WANT THIS ONE.
- [SHUDDERING.]
- NO, YOU DON'T.
I SMELL.
- YEAH, YEAH, HE SMELLS REALLY, REALLY BAD.
WHOO! HE'S A STINKY, STINKY MAN.
[SNIFFS.]
PEE-YUU! I'M SO SORRY.
- [SNIFFS.]
TIFFANY SMELLS NICE.
- THANK YOU, BUT, BU I'M A VICIOUS MONSTER.
- SI, VAMOS, CHICA, VAMOS.
HE'S LOCO.
- RARR! - HELP ME.
HELP ME.
I AM BEING ATTACKED BY A VICIOUS MONSTER-O.
- UHH! RARR! - LOOK, STUPID, YOU CALL THIS VICIOUS? - CO-CO-CO CO-CO-CO! CO CO-CO-CO-CO-CO-CO! CO CO-CO-CO CO! CO-CO CO! CO-CO CO! COOO! CO! - EXACTLY.
- WHAT? NO, I DON' WANT ANY COCO.
I JUST WANT MY TIFFANY! - COCO! - NO, PLEASE.
- TAKE ME, OK? - [ALL TALKING AT ONCE.]
- NO.
YOU'RE BROKEN.
YOU'RE A CHICKEN.
AND YOU'RE A CRAZY CHICKEN.
IWANTTHIS ONE! - VERY WELL.
- NO! - OK, GUYS, THAT'S ENOUGH.
I'M REALLY SORRY.
I KNOW YOU ALL WANT TO HELP, BUT THIS LITTLE GIRL HERE REALLY WANTS TIFF--I MEAN, BLOO.
AND- - AND I GUESS IT'S TRUE.
MAC DOESN'T WANT ME AFTER ALL.
- SHUT UP! DON'T WANT YOU? WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? - MAC! - WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? - PBBBLT! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHA I'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL DAY? WHERE WERE YOU? - SCHOOL.
- OH, YEAH.
- MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK - PLEASE, STOP.
PLEASE STOP.
PLEASE STOP.
- MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
MAC'S BACK.
- I'M SORRY, SWEETUMS.
YOU SEE, BLOO IS MAC'S IDEA.
AND SINCE MAC'S HERE, BLOO'S NO LONGER UP FOR ADOPTION.
YOU CAN STILL HAVE DUCHESS IF YOU LIKE.
COME ON.
DUCHESS IS GREAT.
DON'T YOU WANT HER? TAKE HER! TAKE HER! PLEASE TAKE HER! - NO! I HATE HER! - SO DO I.
- COME ON, SWEETUMS.
MAYBE YOU CAN IMAGINE YOUR OWN FRIEND JUST LIKE TIFFANY, HMM? - SHUT UP, DAD! YOU KNOW THINKING MAKES MY HEAD HURT.
- MINE, TOO.
- LET'S JUST GET HER ANOTHER PONY.
[DOOR CLOSES.]
- THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
- I'LL SAY! THEY ALMOST TOOK YOU.
- BUT THAT WONDERFULLY AWFUL LITTLE BRAT WANTED THAT STUPID LITTLE BLUE CREEP OVER ME! - TELL ME ABOUT IT.
SHE RUINED EVERYTHING! - AND HE RUINED MY ONE CHANCE TO GET OUT OF THIS DUMP ONCE AND FOR ALL.
- I KNOW.
IT WAS THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME.
I MEAN, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN OUT OF HERE, LIKE, FOREVER.
- WELL, I GUESS THERE'S NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE.
THEY OBVIOUSLY CANNOT APPRECIATE A TRUE PIECE OF ART SUCH AS MYSELF.
- OBVIOUSLY NOT.
AND YOU SURE ARE A PIECE OF WORK.
- THANK YOU.
- YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME, YOU PIECE OF CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? - NOT IN THE SLIGHTEST.
DUCHESS IS ALWAYS A ROYAL PAIN.
- NO, NO, NOT HER.
MAC! THE COMEBACK KID.
I THINK THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT.
I DON' THINK HE'S GONNA ABANDON HIS FRIEND.
- DON'T BE SO NAIVE, MISS FRANCES.
IT'S UNBECOMING.
YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I THAT IT IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE YOUNG MASTER MAC TIRES OF HIS BELOVED BLOO.
AT WHICH TIME, HIS VISITS WILL CEASE, AND MASTER BLOO WILL BE PLACED IN THE CARE OF A NEW CHILD WHO WILL EVENTUALLY TIRE OF HIM AS WELL.
- AH, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO NEGATIVE? I MEAN, COME ON, LOOK AT THAT.
THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY INSEPARABLE.
PLUS, THE GUYS HAVE REALLY TAKEN TO HIM, TOO.
- IT'S JUST A CRUEL FACT OF LIFE, MISS FRANCES.
EVERY CHILD TIRES OF THEIR IMAGINARY FRIEND EVENTUALLY.
- YOURS DIDN'T.
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES.]
- SEE YA! - SAME TIME TOMORROW? - YEAH.
3:00.
RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL.
- COOL! - AND DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL KEEP HIM SAFE FROM ANY KIDS WHO MIGHT WANT HIM, OK? - AWESOME.
THANKS.
SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW.
- HASTA MANANA, MAC.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.
BYE, MAC.
- I KNEW IT.
THAT CREEP DIDN'T GE RID OF THAT BLUE JERK AFTER ALL.
HE'S SO BUSTED.
- SO, YOU HATE HIM, TOO.
- HUH? WHAT THE? WHO'S THERE? - A FRIEND.
AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.
- YAH! - DO NOT BE AFRAID.
- I'M NOT.
IT'S JUST THAT-- YOU'RE A FREAK! EW! - LOOK, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.
- NO, THANKS.
- DON'T YOU HATE THAT LITTLE BLUE CREEP? - YEAH, BUT-- - WELL, SO DO I.
- EW! MAN! YOU ARE SO GROSS! [EARRING CLINKS.]
- LISTEN, YOU PUNK! - EW! YOU'RE TOUCHING ME.
- I'M NOT HERE TO LISTEN TO YOUR IGNORANT CRITIQUE OF HIGH ART.
I WANT TO MAKE A PROPOSITION.
I WANT YOU AND I TO HOOK UP.
- OH! I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK.
[RETCHES.]
- HOOK UP AND GET RID OF THA LITTLE BLUE NUISANCE FOREVER! I WANT THAT CUTE, HAPPY, FUN-LOVING TWERP WIPED OUT AND FORGOTTEN FOREVER! BUT I CAN'T PULL IT OFF WITHOUT A VICIOUS, MEAN, EVIL, AND TERRIBLE CREEP LIKE YOU.
SO, WILL YOU HELP ME, YOU BIG JERK? - LISTEN, MAC IS MY BROTHER, AND BLOO IS HIS BEST FRIEND.
AND AS MUCH AS I DISLIKE HIM, I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF SUCH A FOUL, HORRIBLE, AND UNTHINKABLE CRIME.
AND YOU, YOU ARE DISGUSTING, HEINOUS, AND REVOLTING FOR THINKING OF SUCH A THING.
HOW DID YOU DO IT? I WAS PRETTY PROUD OF THE WORK I WAS DOING IN THE NOOGIE/WEDGIE AREA, BUT THIS! THIS IS PURE GENIUS! GETTING RID OF THAT LITTLE BLUE TWERP ONCE AND FOR ALL--BRILLIANT! I WOULD BE HO--NO.
HUMBLED TO ASSIST YOU IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE.
I AM AT YOUR SERVICE, YOUR HORRIBLE-EES-NESS.
[KISSES.]
- CALL ME DUCHESS.
[TICKING.]
- SAME TIME TOMORROW? - YEAH.
3:00.
RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL.
- FRANKIE, ARE THESE CLOCKS RIGHT? - NO.
- [SIGHS.]
- THEY'RE AN HOUR SLOW.
- [GASPS.]
- I'M KIDDING.
I'M KIDDING.
DON'T WORRY, BLOO.
HE'LL BE HERE.
I'M SURE OF IT.
OF COURSE, I COULD BE WRONG.
HA! I'M KIDDING.
HE'S PROBABLY ON HIS WAY RIGHT NOW.
- HEY, BRO.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW? - AHH! UH, NOWHERE.
NOTHING.
UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - WELL, I THOUGHT I'D MEET MY SWEET LITTLE BROTHER AND WALK HIM HOME FROM SCHOOL.
- BUT, BUT-- - BUT WHAT? YOU WERE GOING HOME, WEREN'T YOU? - UH - GOOD.
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