Geordie Shore (2011) s01e02 Episode Script

In about five minutes, she was down doing the job.
I feel so sorry for her boyfriend.
You get with Vicky, she's yours.
The minute I saw Jay, I thought, "wow.
" Looking gorgeous.
Very handsome yourself.
She's absolutely stunning.
If you don't turn up or are late, you really jeopardise your position in this house.
This year is my year.
I will be a complete slut.
I turned round and caught this lad doing wanker in my face.
We're a happy family now.
Gaz is in there like swimwear, all over char.
She is in the palm of my hand.
My biggest fear is getting wrinkles.
I'm a geordie girl with a vip edge.
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I only kiss people with six-packs.
The hardest graft I do is my hair.
I can talk the legs off a donkey.
Dress to impress, that's me.
I'm fit, I'm flirty and I've got ffs.
(All) Geordie shore, why-aye! Last night I found myself a lad and tashed on.
I'm desperate for a bit of action.
I don't know what happened, I'm the first girl to shag here.
Day fucking three.
I think the year of the slut has actually begun.
Get in! Gaz and Charlotte spent all morning in bed.
Come on.
Aye-aye! Gary is a sex machine.
I think I'm probably one of the only girls who has ever not given him sex.
I have a secret weapon, it does drive the girls wild.
It's my massive cock.
When I got the secret out, she was, like amazed.
It's like a parsnip, that's what I said.
I'd win the vegetable competition, it would be the biggest and best.
He was swinging it about, I thought he was gonna smash the walls down.
Bosh, bosh! Bang, bang! I thought everything was going to smash and we'd fall out the roof.
Some girls take two days or two weeks or six months.
It'll happen at some stage.
It's a matter of time.
The lads are asleep.
Is that how you fuck, like that? It's not how you shag like that.
Can I see your cock? We're not shagging.
Can I see? (Screams) I was like, what the fuck is that? I've never ever I've seen a lot of cocks, I've never seen anything like that.
It was like my forearm.
Everyone's seen it now.
The secret's out.
It was huge.
Never seen that.
I would be scared.
Nee matter how mortal I was last night, I knew me and James had to get up early and do a shift for work.
I jumped out of bed, didn't know what time it was.
Ran down to speak to James.
I knew he He said he was gonna set the alarm.
Looked at the clock, it was ten to eight.
We need to get up, we're at work.
(Phone rings) I knew it'd be Anna straight away.
Hello? "Is Jay there?" Hi, Anna, it's Jay speaking.
"Where are you?" We'll be literally two minutes.
We're ready, just walking out the door.
"Did I not say 8.
00am, don't be late?" You did.
Really sorry.
We'll be literally two minutes.
"No, you're too late to start.
I'm absolutely fuming.
" Don't tell Jay, right? I was blaming the alarm clock for not going off.
But I was that pissed, I forgot to turn it on.
"I'm really disappointed.
" Anna, please.
"You've let me down, you've let my client down.
" "You can't be late for a job.
I'll call you later.
" Please, we'll be two minutes.
"Bye.
" Fuckin' hell.
Anna just rang, absolutely foaming.
We ended up getting too pissed and didn't set the alarm.
I don't want Jay to get kicked Saying that, he could've set an alarm.
I've seen his Willy, it is absolutely huge.
Keep it away from me.
He put a girl in hospital with it.
I think he punctured a lung.
Do you reckon they banged? I couldn't lie in bed with a bird and not bang her.
I asked her to her face and said, "did you bang him?" She's an open book.
She went, "no, I swear.
" "But I've seen his Willy and it's massive.
" (All laugh) I've never seen it, I have no desire to see it.
If he gets it out in front of me, I'll be mortified.
Being in this house is a bigger test for me and Dan's relationship.
A lot more than I thought it actually would be.
Obviously, things I've done and some of the things I've said, I'm not particularly proud of when I have a boyfriend.
Did you miss me last night? "Yeah.
" Did you? "Didn't know what to do.
" I proper miss you, I was crying again last night.
You should definitely come over one time.
We've got a guest room, it's got a four-poster bed.
But the lads keep shagging in it and stuff but we keep changing it.
If you come down, we can stay in there and it'll be fun.
"Sound.
Sounds good to me.
Just let me know and I'll be there.
" Will do, babe.
Not a problem at all.
Love you, bye.
"Love you, bye.
" My boyfriend Dan said I can kiss other lads while I'm here but on the first night, I ended up in bed with Gary.
I wish I could remember so I could be honest about it.
Are you allowed to do what you want but he's not? Er, no, I mean, I'm here.
He's at home Well no I don't know.
You're allowed to suck Gary's cock.
No, no.
If I've done it, I'll admit it, I'm a prick.
If I haven't, I'm a prick for getting into bed with him.
Either way, I'm an idiot.
Is he a liar, then? Yes, he's a fucking liar.
Is he? Yeah, definitely.
We decided to gan out and have some fun as a group.
Vicky is not really my cup of tea.
She's good as a friend.
I hope Jay's not got something to prove now because of my lunch with Greg.
Me and Greg are mates.
I think her and Jay will hit it off.
We've slept in each other's beds every night since being here.
Having a cuddle.
We're playing a husband-and-wife role at the minute.
Vicky pulled us to one side, asking what's gonna be happening.
Am I gonna bring anyone back? Am I wanting to bring anyone back? Would you be bothered if I brought someone home? I really like Jay.
He's handsome, he's my type.
He looks like he could handle himself.
He feels like a real gentleman as well.
Are you planning on bringing someone back, like? No.
I don't want to do anything to upset him.
I hope he feels the same.
Don't go having sex with someone in bed next to us.
Am I clear? Are you clear?! Yes, mam.
She can do what she wants, I can do what I want.
She's good looking but it doesn't mean anything will happen.
Walk through the door and there's a note on the table.
From Anna.
And it's, like It's an angry note.
"Came round to have a chat with Jay and James, you were all out again.
" "Place is a mess.
We need to have a serious chat.
Not impressed.
" I hope it doesn't mean we'll get booted out.
She's mad cos the house is a mess.
Angry cos she's been calling round and we're not in.
And then, she's raging about Jay and James not turning up.
At the start, they thought it was a joke.
As the day's gone on, they're starting to panic and it's getting a lot seriouser.
She's being a bit harsh.
It was mine and James's fault but to kick Well, I think she's taken it a bit too far.
We've made a bit of a mistake, but we don't deserve that, like.
Four birds just come round tonight.
(All) Cheers! Bad idea.
This bird comes tottering up the stairs, six stone dripping wet.
Worst hair extensions I've seen in my life.
Gary's in another room with another girl.
I don't care but it makes me look like a mug.
Fucking come on! (All) Geordie shore, why-aye! .
.
The lads are on a bit of a downer because they might be going.
Only way to cheer them up is to have birds.
I've got loads of numbers.
Let's get it on.
Give them a ring.
(All chat at once) Don't worry, lads.
Don't worry.
I'm the oldest here so I thought it's time to educate them.
Go out, get the numbers.
Wine and dine them.
Shag them, then dump them.
Us trying to cook them a meal I've never ever wined and dined.
We'll get some wine.
Champers, not wine.
Wine, steak, hot tub.
Bosh.
Me and gaz are learning things from Greg because usually we go on a night, pull a bird and bang them.
My technique is more like you're in, you're out.
It's done.
To wine and dine, it'd have to be a special person.
I wouldn't need to dine Charlotte, it's already sorted.
I'll ring them now.
Play it cool.
I'm showing them the snakers way to do it.
Get four birds round, wine and dine them, then bang them.
Is that Harriet? "It is.
" How are you? It's Greg from Saturday night.
"Hello, how you doing?" All right, yeah.
You? "I'm fine, thanks.
" What are you doing tonight? "I'm not doing much really.
" Me and the boys are gonna have some food and drinks if you fancy it? "That would be really good.
" Do you want us to spend all my money on food and stuff? Nah.
I just want to go out, get them pissed and bang them.
See you about 9.
00pm? "Yeah, that'll be great.
" Right then, cool.
See you then.
"Ok, bye.
" (All cheer) There's one.
Who was that? Fuckin' hell.
Tap-tap.
Cheers for the bad hand.
I reckon Vicky is going to kick off without a doubt.
And I reckon Charlotte will be kicking off with Gary as well.
Don't tell them.
They cannot find out.
What will they say? They'll go nuts.
Especially if these birds are fitter and all blonde.
Tonight is a tricky one for Charlotte.
Is she worth waiting for? I don't fancy the arse off her.
I'll go with the flow tonight.
Interesting to see Charlotte's face.
What about you and Gary? Me and Gary are nothing.
I give his bell end a kiss sometimes and that's it.
What if he brings a lass back? I'll not be bothered.
You can stop thinking me and Gary are going to get married cos there's already a married couple in the house.
(All jeer) Husband and wife next door.
I really like Jay.
I think he does fancy us.
At the end of the day, Jay is still a lad.
I don't know how I'll react if he brings a bird back.
We'll both have to play it by ear.
I'm really worried about Vicky.
I think she might be keener on Jay than what Jay is for her.
(All giggle) We're having a couple of drinks and Charlotte gets the brilliant idea of making a punchbowl.
We're having a few drinks, chilling out.
We notice the lads were absent.
Took a while, we were tipsy.
They're drinking downstairs.
They're going to be smashed by the time those girls come round.
Smashed.
We'll wind them up.
Pretend we're cooking for them.
Get the candles.
Absolutely buzzing.
Come down with champagne, "is that for us?" Aye.
"Charlotte, we'll make you a meal, get ready upstairs.
" Ding-dong.
Gonna be a proper laugh but the girls haven't got a clue.
There's gonna be four good-looking blonde girls turn up.
We rock out, all dressed up and that.
We've got the table set.
We've got champagne, candles.
I've never done that for a girl.
What shall we say? Just us four having Just be like, "having a lads' night.
" Having a lads' night with candles? (All laugh) They know exactly what sort of lads we are.
Fucking candles? What's the time, Gary? Five past eight.
(All talk at once) Haven't gone the full way yet.
If I did, it could get very complicated.
Charlotte could become very possessive.
Greg, come here! (All chant) Greg, Greg, Greg! get your cock out get your cock out get your cock out for the Lasses get your cock out for the Lasses we're pacing ourselves.
Would you like some? Get involved.
Get a cup.
I've got to jump in the shower.
You not have a shower before we came bowling? No.
They were lying, man.
Are you having a shower again? Greg's having another shower.
Why? Something's kicking off.
They're definitely up to something.
We've left them to it.
We all ended upstairs trying on clothes for tomorrow.
Getting my face mask done and everything.
It was no skin off our nose.
We've got 20 minutes.
What the fuck are you doing, mate? Veeting, got to be smooth for the birds.
Everything's going to plan.
Our girls haven't got a clue.
That's lovely.
I love the jacuzzi.
We're doing facemasks, just chilling out.
We hear all this girly giggling, typically female behaviour.
They should have told us to bring our bikinis.
They literally walked in like What have they got on? You know, like Like them long calotte things.
Heels and dresses.
Proper curly, rollered hair.
"We're going to geordie shore, we're gonna boss the other Lasses.
" It's horrible, man.
Fucking bell ends.
I knew there was something going on.
I doubt they thought about us.
They only want to get their creep on.
I feel like they've got them back on purpose to make us look rank.
Greg, I bet you're a proper charmer.
He's the charmer.
You're a player.
Player, player! (Girls scream downstairs) We're pissed off, don't get us wrong.
We didn't want to show the lads we were bothered.
So we stayed in my room and pampered ourselves.
(All) Cheers! Greg has done an amazing job.
He's cooked mushrooms.
Fair do's, it's amazing.
Greg, did I tell you I like mushrooms? Can I just tell you one thing, I feel like my steak's still alive.
I love it rare but I like it dead.
It's not dead yet.
They were all girls he pulled in the bar, so I let him have first choice.
She was gagging for it, her.
Giving him funny looks, like eye-contact and stuff.
Pouting her lips and stuff.
Guaranteed Greg was going to bang her, like.
I'm going to show her around.
The candles and champagne was a massive touch and they fell straight in the trap.
Straight away, it was a race for the guest room so I grabbed mine straightaway.
Wasn't messing about, took her in there and did the business.
(The fuckin' guest room.
) Aye, straight up there, man.
Within about 20 minutes, Greg was in the guest room doing what he does, snaking straightaway.
I think Greg wanted that.
It's loosened him right up.
(Hot tub whirs) I ended up with jade who was a total airhead.
(Screams) Come in the hot tub! I went and took her to the guest room.
Jade's got a boyfriend.
That's nee good.
Fuck! You didn't tell us that.
(Jade) Well, it didn't ever come up.
Are you coming in the hot tub as friends? Gutted she's got a lad.
All that time wasted, grafting her for nowt.
Who knows how to play twister? Jay's bird's got a lad.
Mine's boring as fuck.
Just looks like banging is off the cards for us.
(Screams) She's mad for that.
Hey, girl! I grabbed my duvet, got in with the girls.
Jay, knock yourself out.
I'm not gonna cock block.
Push our beds together, have a double.
That's perfect.
There you go.
Thanks, now.
Harriet.
James and Jay come barrelling in, straight away.
Jay is like, "you all right, all right? They all had shit crack.
" James was like, "we came to have some banter with our housemates.
" That's canny nice of them.
(James) I'll put my head in, don't squash us, like.
We've just had four of the biggest airheads round.
Me and James were like, we wish we'd stuck with them.
These lot downstairs were total nightmares.
Doing my head in all night.
I'd rather have been with you there.
You stink of drink.
This bird totters up the stairs.
Six stone, dripping wet.
Worst hair extensions I've ever seen.
She comes mincing up, actually soaking, though.
hello.
Just go away, please.
I'll smash your fucking face in.
I was the grinch.
I was fuming.
Do you want a map? Downstairs.
There's no need to be so rude.
Horrible person, you're in our house.
I'm a horrible person? I was told to come here.
Are you joking? Go downstairs.
You're asking for you mates, they're downstairs.
What don't you understand? I'm going downstairs.
When I think about Gary with another girl, I think I might actually be sick in my mouth.
Poo myself.
Sick in my mouth or poo myself.
Maybe both.
Goodnight, Greg.
I filled her full of shit.
"I'll ring you tomorrow.
" I'm never gonna speak to her again.
(Phone rings) Hello? (Anna) "Hiya, Sophie.
" "I'm gonna come to the house.
" Uh-huh.
"Let Jay and James know I'd like to speak to them then.
" Is it good or bad? "I'll be about an hour and I'll let them know then.
" "Please make sure the house is tidy, I don't want to walk into a mess.
" "Ok?" No bother, Anna.
"See you soon.
" Bye.
Us girls are still pissed off the lads bring them girls back.
Shit.
The thing we want is for Jay and James to stay in the house.
So let's get this place sorted, tidied and stick together.
Tidied out room, I hoovered the kitchen, I mopped.
Cleaned every plate I could see.
Look at that.
We've barely finished cleaning and Anna rocks up and does a full inspection.
(Groans) Do you live like this at home? Is this the remnants of last night? Went to the guest room where I was staying last night.
I left it in a state last night.
Can't remember how I left it.
Oh, my God.
Whose are these? Greg's.
At least you've been safe.
Did you take your socks off before? They're not mine.
You all right? Been better.
Anna is raging about the house.
Me and Jay don't know whether she's going to let us stay or what.
I hope I've made the right decision.
I really do.
We'll give you another chance but you need to make it up to us.
Definitely.
Going out tonight.
(All cheer) (Holly) We'll definitely be celebrating tonight.
Koosdays is the biggest night out in newcastle.
Get glammed up, geordie-style.
Get absolutely mortal.
We are doing a typical geordie routine to get ready for a big night out.
I'll have one shot in my hand at all times.
I can just not wait for tonight.
Buzzing! lmfao: Party rock anthem I hadn't seen my friends for a while.
So they come straight over to me.
I'm like, "yes, my friends.
" Sophie's been saying her mates are all stunning.
I didn't know to believe her or not.
Last night in a club, about 15 girls come in, all stunning.
All Sophie's mates.
I'm starting to like Gary.
I've told him, if he brings a girl back, I'll punch him square in the face.
The geordie shore lads were loving the girls last night.
They take over.
They grab each one.
I thought, fuck this, I'm pulling their mates.
I'm pulling geordie shore's lads.
I seen James dancing with a friend.
I fancy the fuck out of this lad.
He's with me tonight.
The club was packed.
We had our own area, we should have been able to have fun vip-style.
There's nothing vip about that situation last night.
It was a cattle market.
I just pushed past some girl trying to get out.
I wanted my own space just to think.
I'm not about to stand there and have some fat, ugly bird the size of a Ford focus push me around.
Before I had time to react, the girls were there, Charlie's angels.
I'm not even kidding you.
I just went, boosh.
She fell on the floor.
Her mate ran in, started pushing chairs.
I thought, "you wanna play that game?" Picked up a chair and went, "fucking come on!" The girls outlasted the boys last night, standard.
Charlotte is the last thing on my mind.
If I see another girl, I'm not going to not go with them because of Charlotte.
That won't happen.
I'm hoping psycho Charlotte won't come out on Gary, that would be bad.
But you probably's gonna.
It all moves up to the bedroom.
The bedroom is the star of the show.
The bedroom is just sex in the air.
Tits flying about.
I see knickers coming off.
It's a complete porn movie last night.
I am giving him the best night of his life.
He'll remember my name by the end of this night.
Brap! Brap! Brap! Charlotte is a live wire.
She's a liability.
A legitimate kick-off.
She is fucking mortal, can't even stand up.
It's hilarious.
When it comes to Gary, if he's going to bring a bird home and she's in the wrong mood, this could go sky-high.
(Screams) Get her in the cab.
I come back and Gary is in another room with another girl.
I couldn't give a shit but it makes me look like a mug.
You knew that from the start, you know what he's like.
You've seen it.
I cannot say that, but I'm a fucking mug for even starting to like him.
Because of the girls, I'm pissed off because I didn't bring anyone home.
I don't want to look like a mug who's sitting by myself while Gary's getting everyone.
No matter how switched on I like to think she is, no matter how much of a tough cookie I say she is, I think she's fallen a bit for him.
Listen, you're pissed.
I'm not pissed.
You are.
Greg, fuck off.
Who are you telling to fuck off? Hey, this is not I'm not fucking drunk! You blatantly are.
This is the last thing you wanted.
I am slurring my words? Yes.
Am I? Yes.
But really, I am absolutely mortal.
I can't even see him.
Am I slurring my words? You came over to help her.
She's giving me abuse.
I am not fucking drunk! I'm trying to help you.
I don't think gaz realises how mad Charlotte is.
We all thought she was nice and innocent, but after seeing her go out, she's absolutely mad.
I could see her hitting him or hitting the girl he's with.
The next thing you know, I'm upstairs in my bedroom and Charlotte comes flying through the door and kicks off with us and telling me that I cannot be in my bedroom with a bird.
Go in the guest room.
Away, man, Jay.
Away! As if someone come in our room with another lad.
That is Vicky's bedroom, no girls on the top floor because it's our bedroom and Vicky's bedroom.
I'm gonna stick up for Vicky.
If that was my room, I wouldn't want no dirty girls in my room.
I'm not being funny, I'll listen to her.
Why not me? Cos she lives there.
She lives here.
Do you live here? I do.
I didn't know that, sorry.
She lives here, she lives here.
No-one's gonna do anything.
Do you know who lives there? Vicky, our mate.
You've brought this on yourself.
I've brought nowt on myself! Vicky was gonna come and find you! You're fucking daft (Blank).
It's not even her bedroom! She was shouting at me, I was kicking off with her.
Are you taking the fucking piss? There was fuck all going on! Oh, my God! I'm pissed, I'm emotional.
I'm gutted about Gary.
I really think that psycho Charlotte is creeping its way out so people have got to watch out now, especially Gary.
Charlotte's in the bag.
I'll give her a night she won't forget.
Jay can do one, like.
He's not the only decent-looking lad in the club.
You've been necking on with a lad! You did it first! Holly dropped herself in it.
Why would I lie about pulling holly? (All) Geordie shore, why-aye! J.
I wake up, I'm looking around, I'm thinking, "shit, there's gonna be an atmosphere.
" "I was a bitch last night.
Everyone's going to hate us.
" Before I get a chance to apologise, we get interrupted.
(Doorbell rings) Are you fucking kidding? The door.
The doorbell rings.
What the fuck, is it Anna again? Is this Anna? No, it's only bloody mother and father.
Oh, my God.
Worst time to come, mam and dad.
Come on.
I'm dying with a hangover, there's still a lad upstairs who I've just been banging.
We had a party last night.
Good night? Aye, wild one.
Hungover? Aye.
Absolutely mortal.
Where is she? She's upstairs.
Sophie! Sophie, your mam and dad are in the kitchen.
They just rocked in, I swear to God.
Ding-dong, your dad was like, "nice to meet you.
" Wasn't the best first impression for Sophie's parents.
Made it worse, all the girls we got back were Sophie's friends.
What are you doing here? Oh, my God.
The guy that Sophie banged is still in the house.
So ashamed.
Totally could tell he was a bit ashamed of himself.
Hungry anyone? Pizza! Sophie's dad has got an Italian restaurant so he brought loads of pizzas and pastas.
Lush, like.
They are the best parents to come when you're hungover.
Down-to-earth, her dad's over the top.
hey, mambo mambo italiano look at her dad.
I fancy Sophie's dad.
We've got Charlotte, that's my pooh partner.
Opening up to her mum like a friend.
"That's my pooh partner.
" I was shocked.
What she is saying to her mum? If my mum was here, "I've done nothing, reading books.
" I wouldn't dare tell her what I've been doing.
Biggest fake tits in middlesbrough.
From middlesbrough? We've got gaz.
First night, threesome.
(All laugh) The surprise part is, I'm moving in as well.
Is there a room for me? No, no guest room.
I can't believe how cool my dad's being about sex.
Sex is a no-go area.
Sex is a swear word to my dad.
We don't talk about sex, boys, kissing or anything like that.
I feel a bit guilty, mum and dad being in the house.
Me dad's being so cool about sex.
At this moment of time, year of the slut, it's on pause.
I'll look after your daughter, don't worry.
I decided tonight I'm going to give my boyfriend a call and let him know what happened with Gary.
I kissed someone on the first night.
"Fucking hell.
" But, erm yeah.
"Who?" Just a random basically.
"Where?" In the house, in the hot tub, I'd had 20 jaegers and I was lonely as fuck.
I ended up kissing this lad.
"Fucking hell, man.
" Are you fuming? "Yeah, obviously.
" Obviously, yeah.
I'm sorry.
I am, I love you.
My relationship works with Dan because he's very accepting of the fact that I'm 18, I want to go out and have fun but yet, he still wants to be with me.
He's got to give me my freedom but also, he wants to be with me at the same time.
If he's letting me have my cake and eat it, why should I stop? You told him what? She comes into the room.
Big she wants a big Jeremy Kyle moment.
She wants the drama, the hype of the situation.
She wants all eyes on her.
She's had a call with her boyfriend.
I basically said, "I kissed someone on the first night.
" He was like, "what?" And I was like "I kissed someone on the first night.
" I was like, "babe, I was lonely as fuck.
" On the first night?! I was lonely as owt on the first night?! We all know for a fine fact, holly did more than Tash on with Gary.
Birds remember.
She remembers, she's embarrassed.
You didn't just Tash on with him.
I don't know what I did.
I think I felt his cock but I don't remember.
I didn't want to say "yeah, I wanked someone else off.
" (All yell) She's admitting it! Am I a liar still? No, no.
Holly dropped herself in it.
She says nothing happened with her and gaz but it did.
After days of denying it, calling gaz a liar.
She blurted out.
I'm pleased everyone knows I wasn't lying.
One thing I would never lie about is girls.
Why would I have to lie about pulling holly? Holly's boyfriend it's making him look a mug to be honest.
And making herself look stupid.
All I know is he's always been there for me.
Always loved me to bits.
To ruin that would be an absolute shame.
We'll have to see what happens.
We're sitting down having a lovely tea, fajitas.
Sophie and the lads have made it.
Really impressed.
We all sit down and gaz drops a bombshell.
Tonight we've had loads of after parties, load of randoms back, I think go together tonight, some people are feeling upset, I think it'd be nice to go out as one big family.
Come back, have a party.
All right for him, they've got guaranteed bangs.
Me and James, we're snookered.
Fuck off, Gary, how aye.
Game plan for tonight, everyone goes out and no-one comes back with anyone.
Charlotte's there, guest room's there.
I'll shag her for sure.
Gary is creeping on Charlotte.
I'll be surprised if she doesn't succumb soon, like.
We're walking through, looking like worldies.
Everyone's looking at us, we look amazing.
The night's just begun.
We're in a great area, getting well looked after, music is great, drinks are flowing.
We're having this great family night out.
Me, James, Greg, dance floor, girls.
Necking on.
Everything, drinks, the champagne was flowing.
Amazing night.
I look round and everybody has got a person.
Every time I go over, I feel like I'm cock blocking.
I was like, right, absolutely mortal.
I thought, "I'm gonna go out into the full club and have a dance with somebody.
" I go out, have a dance, find this quite attractive lad.
Don't have a clue what his name was.
I started dancing with him and he ends up kissing me.
So I is it retaliate? I didn't go out with the intention to do that but the opportunity arose and I went for it.
Snogging somebody made me feel part of the group.
I did feel more included.
I was doing what everybody was doing.
She says she's got an agreement with her boyfriend.
If that was my girlfriend, I wouldn't be very happy.
In a club grinding on someone, kissing someone.
One weird relationship.
To be fair, it was fun, I enjoyed it.
I don't regret it.
In the club, we're having a mint night.
Dancing, kicking back.
It's a matter of time before I make a move on Charlotte.
I am so sick of Gary thinking he's got Charlotte where he wants her.
I promised I wouldn't interfere but I'm sick of biting my tongue.
I introduced her to the fittest guy in that club.
All it took was a bit of introduction.
Martin, this is Charlotte.
They're getting on like a house on fire.
There's no way I was gonna stand back and let some other lad go with her.
I made sure I was in there first.
Do you know who I was standing with in that club? I remember that.
That absolutely stunning boy.
And then I went with Gary, why? Why? When we're out, we'll be at separate ends of the club.
It's like a magnet pulls us together.
Smack.
It's not even like he'll just slightly kiss us.
Bang! We're ripping our clothes off.
Why does it happen? Charlotte's in the bag.
I'm ready to give her a night she'll never forget.
He's like a Venus flytrap.
You get in and you're not getting out.
You're fucking stuck.
She's hovering.
On the border of his jaws.
If I could pull her back, I'd feel like I was doing the girl a serious favour.
the Black Eyed Peas: Don't stop the party it's obvious nowt will happen with me and Vicky.
I found a stunning brunette and neck on with her.
I'm raging about him bringing back Lasses, and he mugs us off again? Jay can do one.
He's not the only decent-looking lad in the club.
If he wants to play it like that, I'll play him at his own game.
Jealousy kicks in.
Once you have a drink is when it starts to kick off.
You've been necking on with a lad! You did it first! You're not answering my question.
You did it first! How am I doing it first? I watched you do it first! I'm not fucking having it any more! As if I'm in a relationship, I'm getting the shit from a relationship without the perks of a relationship.
It's kind of starting to push me down.
It's probably starting to push Vicky down as well.
We're back at the house, having fun, bit of crack on.
Jay is still doing me head in.
We all agreed we were gonna stay with the house tonight.
That's what we agreed.
The minute you got there, trying to get with someone else.
You want to be in the same vip as me, kissing another bird.
But when I do it, it's wrong.
When you do it, it's all right.
You have fucking lost your mind, Jay.
There's so much sexual tension with Vicky and Jay.
It's like a light bulb, I don't know if they're off or on.
You've still not yet admitted that you kissed her first.
Admit it.
I kissed her first.
You're a dickhead and you've got to get out of my room.
I'm kidding.
Just cos he's tashed on with a couple of birds, doesn't mean I'm gonna dig my heels in and be a stubborn mule.
He's handsome and I'll still like him.
We all know what Gary's like.
He's a little sly dog.
Trying to sly me in that shag pad and that.
Not having that.
Gaz is desperate for a bit of action from Charlotte.
Gary doesn't feel very often, you can tell a mile off.
It is pissing him off a bit how he can't get himself into her at all.
She's playing hard to get which is probably making him like her more.
Went to the kitchen to get a few drinks, went back in there and Charlotte, passed out.
I was trying to wake up.
"Please, Charlotte, wake up.
" She was having none of it.
Lifeless.
For me, my whole game-plan went down the drain.
Literally absolutely devastated.
Charlotte's playing the player and looks like she could be winning.
1-0 to Charlotte.
Haway, man.
We're obviously attracted to each other, full stop.
Are we or are we not? I'm so disappointed in myself.
It was only a matter of time.
Holly's boyfriend and his friend walk through the door.
My jaw practically hits the floor.
(Screams) The mission in the house is to bang Vicky.
We've made a mistake being in the same room.
I don't know if he's got it in him.
Massive mistake.
(Screams) Just let me go! I'm trying to be strong and I can't do it any more.
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