Gutar Gu (2023) s01e02 Episode Script
Darr ke aage kiss hai
-Really?
-It's okay.
Even a slight drive would help.
Look at him.
Always on his phone.
Stop it,
or you'll break the keypad.
Adi
Anuj, look over there.
Anuj, look over there.
What?
Come on guys,
let them enjoy their private moment.
He's completely changed since
he got a girlfriend, Adi.
Anuj, you don't need to do this out
in the open.
My house is always available
for your private matter.
You can ask me for the keys anytime.
Disgusting!
Ritu and I don't do all this.
Really?
The thief has a burning hat.
Let me see.
Just a burning hat?
I can see a lot of things burning.
Stop troubling me, guys.
Bro why are you getting defensive?
We're only teasing you with your
own girlfriend.
Hang on a second,
you guys are a couple, right?
I haven't proposed as yet.
But you've shared a kiss, right?
Hmm?
Yes, of course.
Then don't overthink.
A kiss means you are
a girlfriend-boyfriend.
That's it.
-Right?
-Right.
See you tomorrow.
You in for tea?
Let's go, my treat.
Well,
it's because I slept late last night.
Why?
You were talking to someone
all night long?
Yes, I was.
Hi, Ritu.
-Hello.
-Thank you for the book.
No problem.
What book is this?
This one?
Angela Christine.
My favourite author.
Have you ever read her books?
I can barely read the course books.
They bore me to death.
This won't bore you.
It's a mystery book.
It keeps the mind active.
You like mystery books?
I love them.
I sometimes manage to guess
the murderer beforehand.
Wow,
I've never even managed to catch
the thief in the "guess the thief" game.
Mystery books contain a lot of clues.
And I love to find clues.
Why?
Just like that.
You like it?
Thanks.
What are you staring at?
Your lipstick's shade is good.
It's not lipstick, it's lip balm
The one you had gifted me.
Right.
What happened?
You think I don't get the clues
that you've been dropping?
You got them?
Yes, I did.
Now that you know
I still want to hear you say it.
Ritu,
I want to kiss you.
Are you serious about me?
Yes.
Prove it then.
Prove?
Fine.
Whatever you want.
Score more marks than me in the
next math test at the Coaching class,
and we'll kiss.
Not math, Ritu. Please.
I'm scared of math.
But
beyond fear there's a kiss?
Fine.
Where are you going?
To prepare for the kiss.
Did he give up?
No, he took the challenge
very seriously.
He won't even reply to my texts
or phone calls anymore.
Anuj, you've got a call from Amit.
How many times in
a day does he call you?
We get along quite well, mummy.
And he always has his head
in books during class.
His friends?
Umair! Adi!
Anuj?
He isn't meeting them either.
So much hard work for one kiss.
Wow Ritu, I really like him.
Vineet?
-Hmm?
-Will you help me take a mock test?
Mock test for a mock test?
Have you lost it?
Please.
I'll treat you with ice cream.
Butterscotch and chocolate chip?
Done.
5,
6
Wrong. Zero, zero
Huh?
ZERO!
Write 6,
7,
-Are you checking it correctly?
5,
Only 49 out of 100?
Even my teachers
don't check so strictly.
Just let it be, bro.
It's not your cup of tea.
You don't understand the concept.
You are just writing
the formula everywhere,
that, too, the wrong ones!
Take this.
It's simple, bro.
Just flunk the test
if you haven't prepared.
It's not a big deal.
Tell your parents
the test was cancelled.
Simple.
All our mothers discuss everything.
My parents will know.
You've been studying for days.
I'm sure you'll get grace marks.
Grace marks won't do.
I need to top.
Top?
You want to top?
From the bottom, you mean?
I haven't kissed her!
If you call in sick before the test,
Ritu will think that
you worked hard for it,
but destiny has something
else in store for you.
Who knows you might
even get a pity kiss!
Note down my order, bro.
3 portions of vegetarian schezwan,
3 portions of Chinese bhel.
2 extra servings of schezwan chutney,
and 2 portions of manchurian.
What else do you suggest
for food poisoning?
Fine.
Let's go.
Make it fast.
I won't get anything more
serious than food poisoning, right?
Don't ask stupid questions!
We speak from experience.
Serious experience.
Dangerous one!
Are you guys sure?
I don't want you two
to fall ill because of you.
How could you, bro?!
Our friend's in love,
can't we even risk diarrhea for him?
No, not diarrhea.
If you had told us sooner,
we would've done this 3 days in a row.
Anyway, there is nothing to worry about.
Nandu Chinese offers the
best food poisoning in the world.
No competition.
Here it is.
Go for it.
Awesome.
Soldiers, this is no
ordinary attack on our bodies.
The volcano that'll erupt
in our guts due to this attack,
will help Anuj calm the volcano of love.
Ready get set, go! Attack!
Yeah?
Bro, the volcano
calmed down without an eruption.
Bro, all this junk food
has turned our guts into steel.
What's the state of your stomach, Anuj?
Same.
This was my last chance, guys.
I will never get that kiss.
No way!
I'll help you out.
I'll get chits.
You'll get the kiss.
Paper.
You still remember me?
No, come on.
You took the challenge too seriously.
I told you I am serious.
All the best.
Okay, students, you have 3 hours.
If you require extra sheets and thread,
they are on my table.
You may ask.
Also, no smartwatches, phones,
or scientific calculators are allowed.
If found,
you'll be thrown out of the class,
and that student will not
be allowed to give the exam.
Am I clear?
Best of luck.
And remember students,
God sees everything.
Because God is everywhere.
Start writing.
Ma'am, I'm not feeling well.
Can I please go to the washroom?
Okay, go quickly.
Dear Lord, Sara!
How many times have I told you guys
not to have Chinese from Nandu's
place right before your exams?!
Go! Go to the washroom!
Full paper gone.
Don't worry,
meet me in the staff
room during lunchtime.
You can rewrite the
test there in my presence.
Go.
Get up.
Go, wash yourself.
And send some help to clean this up.
Ritu
You've been here for the last 3 hours?
Don't you have to go home?
No "thank you",
no "oh wow, you stayed", nothing!
Come on.
You're in a hurry to send me home.
No,
I was just surprised.
Thank you for waiting.
It's been a long day, right?
Yes.
For you as well.
Lets take a stroll in
the park before heading home?
Sure.
Let's go.
Let's go.
By the way,
the look on your face
when that girl puked all
over your paper was priceless!
God sees everything, Ritu.
Why?
I was cheating,
and that's the reason
why this happened to me.
Then why didn't anything happen to me?
You were cheating?
But you're a topper.
People approach you
to clear their doubts.
Who did you copy from?
Copy?
I didn't copy anything.
I just cancelled
out some correct answers
when I saw your face.
So,
you too are serious about this kiss.
This is the first kiss of my life!
Of course, I'm serious.
So this will be your first kiss?
Yes.
You know how many types
of kisses there are?
How many?
There are plenty.
I've done my research.
French kiss, Butterfly kiss,
American kiss, Spiderman kiss.
Spiderman kiss?
Yes, the upside-down kiss?
I too was surprised.
What else do you know?
After we share a kiss
we will become a couple.
Which research book says that?
Who teaches you all this?
That's what everyone said.
Adi, Umair
And how many girlfriends have they had?
Not one.
How many do you want?
I just want you.
Stupid, you shouldn't believe
everything your friends say.
Wait a minute
So, we are a couple?
Ask me.
Ritu
Will you be my girlfriend?
Without sharing a kiss first?
Huh
One always gets grace marks
for the effort.
Let's go.
Can I borrow your mystery
book for a couple of days?
Why?
To leave some clues for me?
Maybe.
-It's okay.
Even a slight drive would help.
Look at him.
Always on his phone.
Stop it,
or you'll break the keypad.
Adi
Anuj, look over there.
Anuj, look over there.
What?
Come on guys,
let them enjoy their private moment.
He's completely changed since
he got a girlfriend, Adi.
Anuj, you don't need to do this out
in the open.
My house is always available
for your private matter.
You can ask me for the keys anytime.
Disgusting!
Ritu and I don't do all this.
Really?
The thief has a burning hat.
Let me see.
Just a burning hat?
I can see a lot of things burning.
Stop troubling me, guys.
Bro why are you getting defensive?
We're only teasing you with your
own girlfriend.
Hang on a second,
you guys are a couple, right?
I haven't proposed as yet.
But you've shared a kiss, right?
Hmm?
Yes, of course.
Then don't overthink.
A kiss means you are
a girlfriend-boyfriend.
That's it.
-Right?
-Right.
See you tomorrow.
You in for tea?
Let's go, my treat.
Well,
it's because I slept late last night.
Why?
You were talking to someone
all night long?
Yes, I was.
Hi, Ritu.
-Hello.
-Thank you for the book.
No problem.
What book is this?
This one?
Angela Christine.
My favourite author.
Have you ever read her books?
I can barely read the course books.
They bore me to death.
This won't bore you.
It's a mystery book.
It keeps the mind active.
You like mystery books?
I love them.
I sometimes manage to guess
the murderer beforehand.
Wow,
I've never even managed to catch
the thief in the "guess the thief" game.
Mystery books contain a lot of clues.
And I love to find clues.
Why?
Just like that.
You like it?
Thanks.
What are you staring at?
Your lipstick's shade is good.
It's not lipstick, it's lip balm
The one you had gifted me.
Right.
What happened?
You think I don't get the clues
that you've been dropping?
You got them?
Yes, I did.
Now that you know
I still want to hear you say it.
Ritu,
I want to kiss you.
Are you serious about me?
Yes.
Prove it then.
Prove?
Fine.
Whatever you want.
Score more marks than me in the
next math test at the Coaching class,
and we'll kiss.
Not math, Ritu. Please.
I'm scared of math.
But
beyond fear there's a kiss?
Fine.
Where are you going?
To prepare for the kiss.
Did he give up?
No, he took the challenge
very seriously.
He won't even reply to my texts
or phone calls anymore.
Anuj, you've got a call from Amit.
How many times in
a day does he call you?
We get along quite well, mummy.
And he always has his head
in books during class.
His friends?
Umair! Adi!
Anuj?
He isn't meeting them either.
So much hard work for one kiss.
Wow Ritu, I really like him.
Vineet?
-Hmm?
-Will you help me take a mock test?
Mock test for a mock test?
Have you lost it?
Please.
I'll treat you with ice cream.
Butterscotch and chocolate chip?
Done.
5,
6
Wrong. Zero, zero
Huh?
ZERO!
Write 6,
7,
-Are you checking it correctly?
5,
Only 49 out of 100?
Even my teachers
don't check so strictly.
Just let it be, bro.
It's not your cup of tea.
You don't understand the concept.
You are just writing
the formula everywhere,
that, too, the wrong ones!
Take this.
It's simple, bro.
Just flunk the test
if you haven't prepared.
It's not a big deal.
Tell your parents
the test was cancelled.
Simple.
All our mothers discuss everything.
My parents will know.
You've been studying for days.
I'm sure you'll get grace marks.
Grace marks won't do.
I need to top.
Top?
You want to top?
From the bottom, you mean?
I haven't kissed her!
If you call in sick before the test,
Ritu will think that
you worked hard for it,
but destiny has something
else in store for you.
Who knows you might
even get a pity kiss!
Note down my order, bro.
3 portions of vegetarian schezwan,
3 portions of Chinese bhel.
2 extra servings of schezwan chutney,
and 2 portions of manchurian.
What else do you suggest
for food poisoning?
Fine.
Let's go.
Make it fast.
I won't get anything more
serious than food poisoning, right?
Don't ask stupid questions!
We speak from experience.
Serious experience.
Dangerous one!
Are you guys sure?
I don't want you two
to fall ill because of you.
How could you, bro?!
Our friend's in love,
can't we even risk diarrhea for him?
No, not diarrhea.
If you had told us sooner,
we would've done this 3 days in a row.
Anyway, there is nothing to worry about.
Nandu Chinese offers the
best food poisoning in the world.
No competition.
Here it is.
Go for it.
Awesome.
Soldiers, this is no
ordinary attack on our bodies.
The volcano that'll erupt
in our guts due to this attack,
will help Anuj calm the volcano of love.
Ready get set, go! Attack!
Yeah?
Bro, the volcano
calmed down without an eruption.
Bro, all this junk food
has turned our guts into steel.
What's the state of your stomach, Anuj?
Same.
This was my last chance, guys.
I will never get that kiss.
No way!
I'll help you out.
I'll get chits.
You'll get the kiss.
Paper.
You still remember me?
No, come on.
You took the challenge too seriously.
I told you I am serious.
All the best.
Okay, students, you have 3 hours.
If you require extra sheets and thread,
they are on my table.
You may ask.
Also, no smartwatches, phones,
or scientific calculators are allowed.
If found,
you'll be thrown out of the class,
and that student will not
be allowed to give the exam.
Am I clear?
Best of luck.
And remember students,
God sees everything.
Because God is everywhere.
Start writing.
Ma'am, I'm not feeling well.
Can I please go to the washroom?
Okay, go quickly.
Dear Lord, Sara!
How many times have I told you guys
not to have Chinese from Nandu's
place right before your exams?!
Go! Go to the washroom!
Full paper gone.
Don't worry,
meet me in the staff
room during lunchtime.
You can rewrite the
test there in my presence.
Go.
Get up.
Go, wash yourself.
And send some help to clean this up.
Ritu
You've been here for the last 3 hours?
Don't you have to go home?
No "thank you",
no "oh wow, you stayed", nothing!
Come on.
You're in a hurry to send me home.
No,
I was just surprised.
Thank you for waiting.
It's been a long day, right?
Yes.
For you as well.
Lets take a stroll in
the park before heading home?
Sure.
Let's go.
Let's go.
By the way,
the look on your face
when that girl puked all
over your paper was priceless!
God sees everything, Ritu.
Why?
I was cheating,
and that's the reason
why this happened to me.
Then why didn't anything happen to me?
You were cheating?
But you're a topper.
People approach you
to clear their doubts.
Who did you copy from?
Copy?
I didn't copy anything.
I just cancelled
out some correct answers
when I saw your face.
So,
you too are serious about this kiss.
This is the first kiss of my life!
Of course, I'm serious.
So this will be your first kiss?
Yes.
You know how many types
of kisses there are?
How many?
There are plenty.
I've done my research.
French kiss, Butterfly kiss,
American kiss, Spiderman kiss.
Spiderman kiss?
Yes, the upside-down kiss?
I too was surprised.
What else do you know?
After we share a kiss
we will become a couple.
Which research book says that?
Who teaches you all this?
That's what everyone said.
Adi, Umair
And how many girlfriends have they had?
Not one.
How many do you want?
I just want you.
Stupid, you shouldn't believe
everything your friends say.
Wait a minute
So, we are a couple?
Ask me.
Ritu
Will you be my girlfriend?
Without sharing a kiss first?
Huh
One always gets grace marks
for the effort.
Let's go.
Can I borrow your mystery
book for a couple of days?
Why?
To leave some clues for me?
Maybe.