Harvey Beaks (2015) s01e02 Episode Script

1 Harvey Harvey Harvey Ah, oh! Ah, Fee, can you tell me why we're following Foo around like this? Ssh, he's gonna hear us.
- I think he's got a secret girlfriend.
- Ooh.
Hi again, how's it going? I knew it.
Come on, let's go make fun of him.
I'm not gonna make fun of him.
I'm happy for him.
Uah, oh.
- Ha! Busted! - Congratulations! Ugh? Uh, hey, guys.
That's one weird looking girlfriend.
So, wait, you've been out here meeting with a rock? - Yep, I like rocks.
- But why are you talking to it? - Because I'm we-e-e-eird.
- Uh, makes sense to me.
Mm, it looks like a really big finger.
Oh, yeah, it's a finger rock.
I've never seen anything like it before.
I think it's cool.
Plus it's an index finger.
That's my favorite finger.
But you guys already know that.
Also, you can pick your nose with it, like this.
Ugh! Owww! I think we should give it a name.
Let's call him Fatty Fat Garbage Face.
Hmm, no.
He looks like an Ira.
- Ira Fingerman.
- I'm sitting on Ira's head.
All right, enough with the cool dumb finger.
Dade's mom threw out a bunch of eggs this morning.
I wanna see how many I can eat before I barf.
Yeah, you can do it, Fee! Well, it was nice meeting ya, Ira.
Harvey, come on.
Man, that cat sure does love lasagna.
Oooh, ooh.
Oh, I really didn't think this through.
You are alive.
So what are you? You can't be just a finger, right? Are you attached to something or or someone? How did you even get here? Ha, you're welcome.
It must not be a lot of fun being stuck under there.
You guys, Ira Fingerman is alive.
Whoa! I know.
We gotta find out more about him.
Like what he is or why he's there.
Harvey, do you think Ira's insides are made of ice cream? Maybe.
I mean, I don't know, probably not.
All right, I'm gonna see if the library has any books - on giant fingers.
- Cool.
Me and Foo are gonna stay here and build a book fort.
Cool.
And, remember, let's keep this to ourselves.
Ready? Break! - Harvey, what are you doing? - Oh, hey, mom.
Do you know if there are any books about giant living fingers made of stone? Sweetie, do I look like some kind of nerd? You look like a librarian.
Oh there, let's cool it with the labels, kiddo.
Yeah, maybe a "librarian" would tell you that you probably shouldn't look in this section.
This is a pregnancy book.
Let me just put this away.
Ha! Anyway, maybe you don't need to know what your rock friend is.
It's like your dad's cooking.
He says its food, but you really have no clue.
Yeah, that's true.
I guess I just wanna make sure he's okay down there.
Why don't we dig him up and see for ourselves? Foo, that's brilliant! Yeah! - High fives! - Up top.
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- Ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! - Uh.
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Oh, man, Ira's gonna be so psyched when we huh? What? What's going on? I thought Ira was a secret only we were supposed to know! Yeah, that's why I told everyone so they know he's a secret, too.
This is my ah! Uh.
Yee-haw! Uh! Uh! Stop it! You guys can't do this! You're not respecting the finger! Ugh! I'm not gonna respect that thing.
Who knows what its touched.
He's not a thing, Dade! He has a name! - I don't like your tone.
- Sorry.
- Wait.
He has a name? - Yes, his name is Ira Fingerman.
And he's alive, and he has feelings.
I mean, how would you feel if you were stuck in the ground, not able to play or move or talk? What if Ira wants to get out of there, but he can't tell us? You guys, we've gotta help him.
You heard the man.
Get diggin'.
Ow! Ira's gonna be so happy when we get him out.
He'll be able to run and jump and feel the grass between his toes if he has toes.
Oh, no, Harvey, you fool.
Don't you know weird things are bad news? Dade! Grab my hand! But, Harvey, what about Fee and Foo? - I never liked them as much as you.
- Oh my gosh, Harvey.
It's a good thing we dug up that finger, because it reminded me what an awesome dude you are to me.
To me, to me, to me.
Uh ma gosh, out of my way! Ugh, ugh, kick it in gear, you bunch of lazy Susans! Yo, man, I can't do this.
Uh.
- We've been digging for hours.
- My wand is tired! I'm not sure if we're getting any closer to the bottom of him.
- All I see is more digit.
- Doesn't matter.
We have to keep going.
Everyone just pretend you're doing something really fun.
- What's something you like doing? - Not digging.
Well, just think of that and keep digging.
Oh, stupid wind, get over yourself.
Guys, just stay strong.
Whoa! Ugh! Uh, uh, uh.
Oh, ah.
Oh no! All of our hard word is ruined! Well, we'll just start over.
And And we'll work a thousand times faster.
As long as we stay focused, we should be able to You guys, you gotta see this! The wind blew me into a rock that looks just like a butt! Oh, I gotta see that.
Wait, guys, no! We have to keep digging.
You coming, dude? I can't leave Ira.
You just go look at the butt rock for me.
There he is.
He's still going.
- Uh, uh.
- Hey, son.
Hey, mom, can't talk now.
I gotta dig up Ira.
Well, here, let me give you a hand.
Look, I know it's frustrating to face something you can't quite figure out.
Maybe Ira's place in the forest isn't something you or I would want for ourselves, but we aren't Ira.
Maybe this is where Ira's supposed to be.
Maybe not.
But you know you really did a good thing trying to help him.
Some things are just too big for us.
And that's okay.
Ira, is it okay? Okay, I'm ready to go home now.
I'm proud of you, Harvey.
Hey, Ira, we got a bunch of really great stuff for you to touch today.
Yarn.
Marbles.
And something super special.
Bubble wrap! - And I brought this guy.
- What? Where am I? He's pretty squishy.
Harvey, go long! Oh, man! - All ready for bed, champ? - Yep.
- Is the front door locked? - You betcha, son.
- Is my nightlight on? - Always is.
And could you leave the ceiling light on as well? You want your nightlight and the ceiling light on? Yeah.
Hey, guys, do you think that I could be a magical garbage man some day? - Good night, Harvey.
- Don't get up again.
Fee, hurry up! - Ready for bed, bro? - Ready.
I feel like a little baby.
- Want your nightlight on? - Yeah.
I made a drawing for you.
It's under my head.
That's so sweet.
Oh! - Ugh! - Sorry, dude! - Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night.
- Good night Foo.
- Good night, sis.
Oh! Oh! Boy, it's nice to hike together just the three of us.
- Hey, we're hungry.
- Yeah! I got granola.
I got kale chips.
I got lots of sandwiches, baby carrots, um, cut-up strawberries, veggie chips, some mini pretzels.
Ugh, ugh.
I I'm not sure what happened.
Whoa.
Look what Harvey's doing.
I think he's scratching his back on the rock.
- Like a bear.
- No fair, I wanna be a bear.
Huh? I think this metal on backpack is sticking to this rock.
I think these rocks might be magnetic.
Can't hear you, Harvey, we're being bears.
Oh, I I don't know if you should be doing that.
What kind of sandwich is that? - Uh, peanut butter and honey.
- Bears love honey.
Oh no you don't, I'm a bear, too.
- Ah! - Hmm? - Ah! - Hey! - Ah! - Whoa! - Oah! - What the heck, man? I think I know what's going on.
I think those are load stones, which is kind of like a magnetic rock.
And when you and Foo rubbed up against 'em, you got magnetized, too.
What are you guys talking about? You see, when you have two magnets that have the same charge, they push each other apart, like this.
So if I get close to Foo, he'll get pushed away.
I got out of the tree.
What's wrong with us? - Harvey says we're magnetized.
- Awesome! I wonder how bad this is for your bones.
Ooh-wee! Ooh-wee! Ooh-wee! - Hey, Harvey! - Wow.
Ready, Foo? Whoo! - Hey, let me spin you.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, boy, lunch! Hurry up, Fee.
- Whoa! - Oh, oops.
Don't worry, I'm okay.
Oh, right.
Oh, I guess I'll go wait outside.
Oh.
I don't like this.
This is dumb.
Foo's right.
So, what, we like can't eat lunch together anymore? Oh, man.
And what about breakfast? And dinner? All right, Harvey, I'm done being magnetized.
Can you fix us? Gee, I don't know how.
But I know someone who knows a lot about science.
Mr.
Moth, sir, can you please help my friends? The affliction that plagues them is much too powerful for I, a mere gizmologist.
Why are you talking like that? Younglings, perhaps you've never heard of Steampunk, the sci-fi subculture that perfectly marries Victorian technology and light, gears and watches and stuff.
- People think it's cool.
- Ha, that is not cool, dude.
A-a-all right, kids are mean.
Hey, wait, you gotta help us.
- I think Steampunk is really cool.
- You do? Of course, I really do.
So do you think there's any way you can help my friends? Well behold the power of static electricity! - Dim Dim the lights, please? - What? Oh.
It's possible that a static electric shock of incredible magnitude could return your friends to their natural polarity.
But that would probably kill them! - Kill them? - Good luck.
Harvey, so what are we gonna do to fix this? Uh, I don't think we can.
Okay, Foo, I'm going to tuck you into bed from over here tonight.
Uh, uh, come on, uh.
- Uh.
- Ah! Oh! Sorry, dude.
Are you asleep? I can't hear you.
This is awful.
I know it's tough, but we gotta figure this out ourselves.
Harvey! Foo can't sleep.
You have to tuck him in.
And you have to do it exactly like Fee does.
- You know what that means? - What does that mean? Kiss my head, Harvey.
You have to do it.
You have to kiss my head.
No.
I don't wanna do that.
Kiss my head! Send that to Fee.
This is from Foo.
Uh.
Did you get it? It's just not the same.
- Send him one of these.
- Hmm? Okay.
See you guys tomorrow.
What'll I do when you are far away And I am blue What'll I do? What'll I do When I am wondering who Is punching you, what'll I do? What'll I do With just a photograph To tell my troubles to? When I'm alone with only Dreams of you That won't come true, what'll I do? What'll I do? What'll we do? This is stupid.
Listen up, universe, I don't understand what kind of evil magnet voodoo is keeping me and my brother apart.
But it ends now! You hear me? I'm gonna get my brother back.
Wake up, Foo! Ah! Ah, what's going on?! I'm gonna break through this stupid force field thing! What do you want me to do? Brace yourself! - It's not gonna work.
- Yes, it will.
We just need to get a little closer.
- Ah! Wah! - Give me your hand, Foo.
- Just a little closer.
- Ah! Whoo-oh.
Whoo-oh! Are we dead? No.
But we might as well be.
We're never gonna be together again.
It's hopeless.
Yeah, might as well go our separate ways.
Take care, kid, we had a good run.
You know, you've always been like a brother to me.
Oh, Foo, I could punch you right now.
- Foo! - Fee! - We did it! - I'm so glad we're back together.
- And also not dead.
- Oh my gosh, you guys are cured! See, the static explosion must have been enough to depolarize Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Glad to have you back, dude.
Hey! Yeah, you better run.
I'm gonna get you.
Okay, guys, I think I'm gonna go ahead and go back to bed now.
I'm just gonna No, no! Ah, ah, no, stop it! No, no, seriously, I Ow!