Hatsukoi Monster s01e02 Episode Script

It's morning.
No matter how much happens morning will come.
Coming! Yo! Want breakfast? Y-Yes! I do! I'll be right there! 'Kay! Of course when we live under the same roof, we'll see each other right when we wake up.
Just so you know, I'm against you and Kanade dating.
Yeah.
No way can I be with someone in primary school.
Good morning! You must be Miss Nikaidou.
Y-Yes, Nikaidou Kaho.
Sorry I've been out.
I'm the landlord, Takahashi Shuugo.
Huh?! Takahashi? So that means Might you be Kanade's Father, yep! Shuugo Takashi This guy? Shuugo Takashi Househusband This guy? Shuugo Takashi Shuugo Takashi Househusband K-K-K-Kanade, be quiet! Wake up, Kouta! K-K-K-Kanade, be quiet! K-K-K-Kanade, be quiet! Sorry he's so loud so early in the morning.
N-Not at all He's always been a rambunctious one, but after his mom died two years back, he's getting to be a real handful.
C'mon, Shinohara, do something about Kanade! Cut it out, Kanade! I'm up already, I'm up! C'mon, Shinohara, do something about Kanade! Cut it out, Kanade! I'm up already, I'm up! Ah, but just think of him as a little brother and play with him every now and then.
S-Sure L-Little brother? He's my boyfriend! Not that I can tell him that.
First Love Monster Wh-Who are you?! You must be Kaho! You're so cute! So cute, cute, cutey-cute-cute! Behind you! B-But you're the cutest in the whole wide world, Chiaki! What on earth is going on here? That's Nagasawa Arashi, a grad student and Chiaki's boyfriend.
Why, you Boyfriend and girlfriend, huh? Time to dig in! Wh-What is it? Gimme your seaweed.
Oh, uh, here.
Thank you! Yours, too, Kouta.
I-I already ate it! Tch! And Arashi? You can't have it.
Aw, c'mon, Arashi You sit down! But One packet of seaweed per person.
Got it? Yeah Kanade bumming his beloved seaweed off people so cute! Oh, that's right, Miss Nikaidou Yes? I haven't explained the various ins and outs of Kasumi House yet, have I? Right.
I can do that later, if you don't mind.
Please do, then! Th-Thanks in advance.
Taga is so kind So, like, what do you do when you're dating? C'mon, tell me! Geez, Kanade not in front of everyone! And your dad, too! Where'd that come from? And your dad, too! Where'd that come from? Well, thing is Uh-oh! Probably from those soap operas he's been watching lately.
Ah, the TV again.
Phew.
Wait Did Taga's covering for us actually work? Oh, hey: Arashi, you're dating Chiaki, so you must know.
What do you do? Hmm like, call her first thing in the morning? Call her?! And call her when you leave the house.
Can't you text her? But when you're dating, you want to hear her voice! Huh.
But it looks like Chiaki has me on her reject list these days.
Duh! It's way too creepy to be calling me 90 times a day when we live Today Missed All Edit Nagasawa Arashi Mobile Duh! It's way too creepy to be calling me 90 times a day when we live in the same building! Nagasawa Arashi Mobile Today Missed All Edit in the same building! But I get three feet from you and already I want to hear your voice! Five calls, max! Okay, okay.
Five it is.
Five calls Okay, okay.
Five it is.
Kanade, it's plain to see that Arashi is not a role model.
Five calls Kanade, it's plain to see that Arashi is not a role model.
Oh, okay.
Then you tell me, Kouta.
Who, me? Well, uh you can hold hands, and, uh Kanade, asking Kouta the Virgin is even more useless.
Virgin? Th-That has nothing to do with this! But you are a virgin, aren't you? Hey, Kaho What's a virgin? Hey! That's not something you ask a girl! Now eat already! Aw! Now eat already! Why won't you tell me? Meanie! Never mind that, Kanade weren't you supposed to hang out with Gin and Tomu this morning? Oh, right! The landlord usually makes our meals.
Tell him if you're opting out.
Okay.
We have free reign of the kitchen but don't eat anything without permission.
Oh, and if you keep anything in the fridge, put your name on it.
Like pudding and stuff.
Got it.
And the bath.
Here's the timetable; write your name by the bathtime you'd like.
Don't worry: it locks.
Okay.
And that should cover it.
Thanks; that's very kind of you.
It's nothing, really.
Oh, about your welcome party Huh? For me? Of course.
How about my room, later today? Oh, sure, that'll work.
Good! We're all so glad you're here.
Thank you so much.
Okay, see you later.
Uh-huh! Thanks again! A welcome party? I'm a little nervous, but happy, too.
Oh, could you put any cardboard boxes out by the trash? Sure thing.
I'm heading out for some shopping.
S-See you later! lf Kanade's dad found out I was dating his primary-school son Indecent? Indecent Criminal? Indecent Criminal Criminal? Perverted? Criminal Perverted Perverted? Perverted Yeah, that would not be good.
Wh-What are you doing?! What? I like upper arms! Yeah, but so suddenly? Can't I? Well, it's more that, uh I mean, you're my girlfriend.
Girlfriend? Oh, geez I'm blushing You can't go around touching girls.
Unless it's your girlfriend.
That's what I've been taught.
By who? My mom.
Your mom told you that? Yep! I still can't believe this guy is in primary school Kanade! We're here for some ele-fun! Oh, Mr.
Elephant, your trunk is so long! And your wner, too it's sooo long! Boi-oing! He's in primary school, all right.
Bamboo Primary's jump-rope competition is early next week, so we're gonna practice! Oh, are you? I want to beat the record in criss-cross! Cr-Criss-cross? "Criss-cross" is a highly difficult variation on jumping rope, wherein the jumper must jump through the gap formed where the rope is crossed.
It's also called "double jump" or "speed jump" depending on the region.
Incidentally, we have confirmed reports that the sting of a jumprope against one's bare leg as a child has opened some individuals' eyes to masochism in adulthood.
I'm a criss-cross pro I can jump 30 times in a row! I'll show you, Kaho.
I-I sure would like to see that.
I'm practicing triple-unders! I'd rather tie stuff up instead! Aw, but jumping is way more fun! Good morning, Kaho.
G-Good morning.
Hey, Kaho, come jump rope with us! Well, uh I-I still have a lot of tidying-up to do after my move-in.
Oh, okay.
Well, come when you're done! Y-Yep, I will when I'm done! Okay, off we go yodel-oh! Off we godel-odel-oh! Yodel-ay-pee-poo! Byeee! If you'll excuse us.
Uh, g-goodbye Now that was a big sigh.
Um Truth is, I go for "pretty girls.
" Pardon? Well, to be precise, I like boys dressed as girls.
So basically girl-boys.
" Girl-Boys " " Girl-Boys " So basically girl-boys.
" Girl-Boys " " Girl-Boys " What?! " Girl-Boys " " Girl-Boys " What?! Like Li'I Renren! Maybe you don't um, so what l mean is this: This is all my Li'I Renren collection! Y-You sure do like those dolls, huh? Aren't I lucky? OMG, I can't stand it! Isn't Li'l Renren the cutest?! I could lick him all over! A little tee-hee right here, a little ooh-hoo where he's ticklish Oh, my fantasies are in overdrive! I'm breathless! Sorry I lost myself like that.
You must be scandalized.
But you know, Chiaki still accepts me, even like this.
So it's okay.
You're big-hearted enough to accept your partner, right? Even if he's in primary school? No sweat.
What's five years? Chiaki and I are five years apart.
Age has nothing to do with it as long as you have love.
Love?! Yeah, love.
Love! But I can't help feeling that a girl like me has no excuse being Kanade's girlfriend.
Kaho, I feel like saying "the likes of me" is being rude to Chiaki, who accepts me for who I am.
I heard saying "the likes of me" will mess you up for real.
He's right.
Kanade did accept me.
Now I've got to accept him, too! Nagasawa's so kind.
For him to give me advice like this I'm heading back to my room.
Thanks for all your Oh, my little Renren you're so adorable! Now for my thrilling live-on-the-air costume change you're so adorable! Now for my thrilling live-on-the-air costume change Spotlight Artist of the Week Renren Now for my thrilling live-on-the-air costume change after these messages! Renren Spotlight Artist of the Week Spotlight Artist of the Week after these messages! Spotlight Artist of the Week Spotlight Artist of the Week Renren Just kidding! Tee-hee! Spotlight Artist of the Week Renren Just kidding! Tee-hee! Sorry I'm late! Where are they? Well, it sure is precious to me.
What are they talking about? Something precious to him? What's that saying, about always being together? I know! "Joined at the np"! Tomu, you mean "joined at the hip.
" Right it's like that.
Yeah! Right it's like that.
Right it's like that.
Kanade? But I wasn't far off with "joined at the np"! What if this precious treasure suddenly went away tomorrow? But I wasn't far off with "joined at the np"! What if this precious treasure suddenly went away tomorrow? Stop it! l don't wanna think about anything that scary! Ever think about that? Stop it! l don't wanna think about anything that scary! Yeah, Gin, quit with the scary talk! Stop it! l don't wanna think about anything that scary! Yeah, Gin, quit with the scary talk! Ah.
You love it so much, it could poke you in the butt and it wouldn't hurt.
Poke you in the eye, you mean.
What?! That would definitely hurt! Right? Not in my eye! Um you seem to be having a very serious discussion.
What are you talking about? Our most precious partners! Partners?! Never mind we shouldn't talk about this in front of Kaho.
C mon, let's be done with this.
Oh? So he's hiding something he can't tell me I'm really sorry.
We don't want to be mean to you.
I mean, you're the only one here without one.
A wner, I mean.
C'mon! N-No more of this not with a lady present! Huh? No more of what? No more "beep" talk! Hmm? Can't hear you.
"Beep" talk, I said! What's this "beep" stuff? Just say "wner" like the rest of us! I will not! I'd give you one if I could well, I only have the one.
Sorry.
I'm sure you'd like one, too.
No, I don't want one! Not in the slightest! Are you serious? But our precious wners mean the world to us! I was sure you of all people would accept this treasure that we hold so dear! To think you'd be so quick to say you don't want a wner at all! Now what? Kanade's getting all depressed! Um I do want a wner, Kanade! Of course you do! That's a given! Ha ha! Right? Phew! Did I just blurt out what I think I blurted out? That's a given! Ha ha! Right? Phew! That's a given! Ha ha! Right? Phew! I knew you'd understand.
At least they're all smiling again, though right? I mean, who doesn't want a treasure, am I right? At least they're all smiling again, though right? Kasumi House I never did get to see you jump criss-cross, Kanade.
I'm done with lunch, so we can hit the park again later.
Criss-cross! Criss-cross! Sounds like fun.
Taga! Nice timing, Kanade.
I just saw this ginormous ladybug outside my window.
For real?! Yep.
With ten spots, too.
A ten spot ladybug? Whoa! I'm gonna catch it for sure! Ten-spot! Ten-spot! Ten-spot! He's a kid, all right.
H-He sure is.
The way his eyes twinkled over a single ladybug So cute! Shall we? Um, yeah.
No one's here yet.
Er Oh! How much are we chipping in for the party? I, um, left my wallet in my room, so I'll just head back for a sec.
Taga? Are you stupid or what? Huh? Waltzing right into the room of some man you hardly know B-But the welcome party There is no welcome party.
Nada.
You're a sheltered princess who's never known hardship.
You make me sick.
Falling for Kanade shows just how stupid you are.
It's a huge giveaway when you get all nervous and flushed, yet you're strangely assertive and boy, that grinds my gears.
Sorry it fell through.
yet you're strangely assertive and boy, that grinds my gears.
Sorry it fell through.
Mom says I can't come to your birthday party, so forget about that promise I made.
She said our families belong to different social classes, so I shouldn't play with you.
Who'd welcome you? Kanade?! That ladybug wasn't so big after all.
And it only has seven spots, not ten! Ah.
My bad.
And with this forehead-flick, you are forgiven.
Then why did you hit me? You made her cry.
She's my girlfriend, and you made her cry.
You shouldn't make your girlfriend cry.
You have to protect her.
Kanade, did your mom tell you that, too? Uh-huh! What do I do how? Looks like my monster really is way too cool Shinohara Kouta On Duty Um Shinohara Kouta On Duty Shinohara Kouta On Duty Afterclass Homeroom I-I'm on duty today, Shinohara Kouta, so, uh Afterclass Homeroom Ooh, ooh! Question! Afterclass Homeroom Y-Yes, Kanade? Afterclass Homeroom What's a virgin? Afterclass Homeroom What's a virgin? Wha?! You're a virgin, right? What's that mean? We wanna know, too! What's a virgin?! Wh-What's with the public execution all of a sudden? I'll tell you.
This virginity Kouta has is something fantastic.
Huh? If he keeps it safe, he could become a wizard.
A wizard?! Yes, and having had no attempts on his virginity thus far, Kouta here is a pure virgin the king of virgins, if you will.
Wow! Awesome! Not really! Wow! Awesome! It's not awesome at all! I'd throw it away if I could! Throw it away?! If you're just going to throw it away, give it to me! I'm not doing that! No fair! Kouta's virginity is mine! It's not yours, either, Kanade! Then it's mine? No, Tomu! Wait what is all this, anyway?! I'm unclear: is virginity worth getting so worked up over? Oh! Do you want to be a virgin, too, Kazu? Okay, we can all become virgins together! Virgins! Don't worry.
You are all virgins.
Oho! Really? Yesss! And in fact, if I could use this moment to come out myself I'm a virgin, too.
What?! But you have a girlfriend! Chiaki's the one I love, but I only desire girl-boys! Girl-Boys Awesome! Girl-Boys Girl-Boys Renren here! Coming up on First Love Monster Kaho's at the mercy of Kanade, cool beyond his primary-school years, and the other residents of Kasumi House.
But when Kanade asks her to do wh All on the next First Love Monster: Kaho's at the mercy of Kanade, cool beyond his primary-school years, and the other residents of Kasumi Hous All on the next First Love Monster: Next Time "It's My First" All on the next First Love Monster: "It's My First"! Next Time "It's My First" Next Time "It's My First" And now for a match! Renren, chon!