If I Hadn't Met You (2018) s01e02 Episode Script

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A NETFLIX SERIES
Oh so patiently ♪
Ever so gracious ♪
Papa.
My child.
I don't wanna wake up and find
That I've wasted my whole life ♪
Our dreams that sacrifice our fate ♪
Are you okay?
You don't know how much I've missed you.
I missed you too, my child.
I missed you too.
I love you so much.
You can't imagine.
Honey, what's this I hear
about you not wanting to marry Nando?
Are you arguing?
No.
Um, I guess.
If I tell you what happened,
you won't believe it.
What do you mean?
It's like it's like I'm dreaming,
- but not really.
- Huh.
Because it's real.
I just got a call from Isa.
- She's stopping by here.
- Huh?
Emma, she said your nose
was bleeding again.
- Pacita, get the thermometer, okay?
- Yes.
Oh, again?
Oh.
You should be gliding
Not the last one standing ♪
Yet, with all my trying ♪
I'm the one that's holding you back ♪
Yes, this is something that, uh,
she's suffered from regularly, but
but it hasn't happened
for quite some time, so we're just
- Yeah. Yes.
- He looks good.
And so do you,
but I have a hard time remembering you.
Oh, dear
Sweetie, stop saying those things, please.
- Here's the thermometer, okay?
- She's flying tomorrow.
This is like science-fiction.
- We'll be waiting.
- What's like science-fiction?
- This, all of this.
- We'll see you.
All of this has to do
with the blood moon. I know that.
I know this may sound crazy, but I swear
I've traveled ten years back in time.
Do you remember Back to the Future?
That's what's happened to me.
I remember it, yes. Caye, Caye, come here.
The doctor said he's coming.
I think we're gonna need to take her
to the hospital to get an MRI.
No, let's just sit tight.
He told me all of this
could be because of shock.
I don't need
to see any doctor, trust me.
I already told you,
it's because of the blood moon, guys.
Yes, of course. I see, yes.
Mmm.
Emma, honey, mmm
I don't think you'll be ready
to fly to Paris tomorrow. Huh?
To Paris?
She doesn't remember the trip to Paris.
What? No shit!
WELCOME TO SEVILLE
Okay.
Pfft. Isa isn't coming.
- How come?
- She can't.
She said her mom fell last night
when she was hanging curtains.
- What are you talking about?
- Yeah, a shame.
- Now! Isa!
- Look here, look here.
Isa, we love you!
It's a padlock. Look here.
Your Paris padlock that says,
"Husband Brad Pitt".
Isa, I'll put it here for you
on the Canal of Desire.
Isa, you're always with us.
Next time, we'll come back here with you.
- Yes, my darling!
- We miss you!
Let's all smile for the camera!
- Oh yeah!
- Whiskey!
- Can you not be so old? Come on now.
- Why?
- Britney!
- Britney!
TO ISA
ISA AND BRAD PIT
ANDRÉS AND DEME
Good people, good vibes!
Ole!
Get you some, get you some
Get you some, get you some ♪
Get you some, get you some
Get you some, get you some ♪
Just a second.
DANCING IN PARIS
ALWAYS DEME
MY LOVE
- I love you.
- I love you too.
Gross.
I'm gonna throw up. I mean it.
But
But excuse me! Hey, no filming. Stop!
Everything's the same.
This is all way too much, Dad.
Yes, of course, my child.
Isa's here.
My CDs.
Hello, my love.
This is incredible.
Um
Sweetie, listen to me.
I don't know what happened to you,
but you need to calm down.
You'll miss the trip.
It really would be great
to go to Paris without Nando.
Well, um, I have a list
of things we can do there.
The Amelie locations,
and The Da Vinci Code.
Huh?
Why would you want surgery?
- It is large
- Oh.
but it's beautiful
and it gives you character.
- I never said I'd have surgery.
- You'll get it later on.
- So, it's very noticeable? It's too big?
- It's beautiful.
Is it your mother? She's fallen over.
Um, Emma, stop with this nonsense, please.
Your face has totally changed. It's Nando.
What are you talking about?
Why would it be Nando?
Uh, I don't know. To tear me to shreds?
Isa.
- Aren't you gonna tell me what he wants?
- Um, Emma, please.
- Let me see.
- Hey, give me my phone back, please.
Why is he saying that?
Emma, I don't know.
He's probably drunk.
"Now I've made a fool of myself
because of you."
What's he talking about?
"You told me that she'd kill herself
if I didn't marry her."
Tell me what this is about.
Listen, Emma, I was only trying to help.
I was. I swear.
Nando fought with Deme
because he thought you two were together.
I told him it wasn't true,
and that you were deeply in love with him,
and that you might do something stupid
if you two couldn't be together.
I just exaggerated a little bit.
Emma, please. Forgive me.
Are you saying that Nando
proposed to me out of pity?
No, no.
And I told him yes like an idiot.
Wait, you said yes?
No, I was talking about before.
What does that mean?
Holy shit. But if he didn't want
to marry me, why did he propose, then?
No, It's not like that, Emma.
- It's just
- What's going on?
What's going on
is that Isa has a very big mouth
and my marriage with Nando was a lie,
but I had no idea until now.
Listen, I don't know
what you're talking about, Emma,
but Nando would've asked
you to marry him anyway.
- No, that's not true.
- Without me interfering, yes.
Don't be a fortuneteller.
I'm the one here who knows the future.
Will you please can it with this nonsense?
You messed up,
and I'm the one talking nonsense?
But
Uh, Isa
Emma
Hey, listen.
Don't you want us to go with you?
Your father can drive you there.
No, there's no need for that.
Uh, have you checked
that you have all of your documents?
Four hundred and seven times.
- Let's see.
- Be careful.
And nothing would happen
if you stay home for a few days
until you feel completely better.
I feel just fine, Mom.
- The MRI came back totally fine.
- Uh-huh.
And the doctor said I'm just anxious.
I'm sorry to leave you here alone.
I have to make the most
of this alone time.
Of course, honey.
Don't worry and have a wonderful time.
Of course, of course.
And we'll do video calls, okay?
What?
Ah, that's right. I'd forgotten
we're in prehistoric times still.
Just joking.
We'll talk every day, okay?
- Take care.
- I'll call you every day, I promise!
- Okay.
- Mwah! Mmm.
Come on.
- Let's go!
- Every day, huh?
Every day.
- Take care.
- Love you!
See you!
- Good morning.
- Hello.
Right this way.
- Hello.
- Good morning.
That way?
Your ticket, please.
No. Please. Ugh.
What seat?
- 17A. Yes, all together.
- Next to you.
- Do you need help?
- No, no. It's okay.
What? Wanna sit with her?
No.
This is not our finest hour.
What happened to the curtain accident?
- Huh?
- Huh?
Curtains?
I've gotten into interior design more.
- Yes.
- Ah.
I'm always on your side,
but don't argue with her, okay?
- Oh, don't worry, okay?
- Sure?
I have one goal on this trip.
That's to have fun.
And nobody is going
to take that away from me.
Bonjour!
Hello, everyone.
Paris, attends moi, j'arrive.
What? Did you think
I was gonna stay home, huh?
While you all had a blast in Paris?
Oh no way!
We're going hard in Paris.
Paris, we're going hard in Paris.
Ba, ba, ba.
I'm 17G.
- Paris.
- Uh, ha, ha, ha.
- Hello.
- Ooh, la, la.
Don't be mad at me, Isa. Forgive me.
I know I shouldn't
have sent you that message,
but I was fucked up, and I screwed up.
I fucked up.
You did.
And the same goes for you, right?
- Hmm?
- For me, everything's forgotten.
Look, from now on, to each their own.
"Tiqui, tiqui, tiqui",
and we're right back to being friends.
For you that's way too mature, isn't it?
I'm happy that you said no.
I almost royally fucked up
by marrying you.
Well then, it's a bummer
you didn't think about that before.
All right.
Everything's totally fine. Perfection.
Hmm.
Voilà.
Bonne nuit.
There!
Did you know Esther asked
for leave because she's having twins?
Yeah. Anyway, yeah. Twins? I don't know.
Shh, shh, shh!
I forgot to pee.
May I ask what you're doing?
Yes, no, I mean,
my girlfriend was feeling a bit sick,
but then I took her into the bathroom.
- But now she's better, right honey?
- Yes.
Twins?
Oh, the twins.
I got pregnant in Paris.
Uh
We're about to land.
Return to your seat
and fasten your seatbelt, please.
Coming, coming, coming, coming.
Ah! I'm okay.
Nando.
- Nando, listen.
- What do you want?
We need to talk.
I don't know what you want to talk about.
I think what happened last night
made everything very clear to me.
There's something you don't know,
and it's very important to both of us.
Emma, no.
Don't worry about it.
Hey, look, we have to follow
our own paths and just be happy.
Huh? But
- Sophie! Hey!
- Oh, mon amour.
So, what? Should we take a taxi?
It's so good to see you!
Listen, guys,
what do you want to do?
Should we eat first
and then go sightseeing
or begin our sightseeing right away?
Whatever you want, Isa.
We'll do whatever you want.
- What's that mean?
- We always do what you want.
- Okay, I have them. Uh
- That's why I'm asking.
Nando's room will be empty.
I tried to cancel it,
but they said they wouldn't let me.
- Oh.
- So, here you go.
- Here you go. Here you go.
- Thanks.
He hasn't wasted any time leaving
with his little friend, huh?
Well, honey, who can blame him, hmm?
Don't forget that last night
you dumped his ass.
I know, and he can do whatever he wants.
Ah.
I just can't get over the fact
that he's been cheating on me.
What?
What are you talking about?
You two travel together a lot, am I right?
You didn't know about Sophie?
Oh my. Enough, Emma.
I'm fed up with your crazy stories.
Hey, I'm sorry I'm boring you
with my problems.
If you want,
we can go to Amélie's house first.
- That's far more important, hmm?
- Well, that's it. I've had enough.
When the sun comes, you're my shade ♪
When the moon comes
You're a little firefly ♪
Ah!
No, I'll never fly away ♪
I'm your firefly, I'm your shade ♪
I wanna live in a house
That we've made ♪
I wanna love you every day ♪
And I'll never fly away ♪
How am I ever
gonna get back to my children?
Emma, it's me, Deme.
Hi.
Is this your suitcase?
No, mine's here.
Ah, shit. It must be Nando's.
We took it by mistake.
Is everything okay?
Mm-hmm.
Are you sure you're okay?
Yes, of course I'm okay.
We're in Paris, the city of love
and passion and all that shit.
I'll fall in love
before I can eat a crêpe.
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
Relax, okay?
Breathe in.
Come on, sit down.
What's wrong?
Do you regret saying no to Nando?
I was so happy before this,
but now I'm scared.
- Well, don't be.
- Right.
Don't. If you dumped him,
there must be a reason.
Yes, because
because I wanted my my own life.
I wanted to finish my studies,
to start a business, I
Okay, sweetie, then you should be happy.
You'll have all the time
in the world to do it.
No. No, it's not the same without Nando.
It won't be the same.
All right, get over here.
Oh.
You were always so sweet.
- Were?
- Yes.
Yes, because when Nando wasn't there,
you were always there supporting me.
Dammit, you talk like I'm dead.
The opposite.
You're more handsome,
you're younger, you're
- You know how much I love you, right?
- And you know how much I love you?
Excuse me, uh?
Excuse the interruption.
It seems I accidentally took
somebody's suitcase at the airport
and mine is in here.
So, problem solved. I'm going now.
so I can do my thing, you can do yours,
and everyone will be oh so happy.
- Uh, uh, Nando!
- See you!
Nando, wait!
- Nando, please, wait up.
- Emma, where are you going?
- What's going on?
- Will you give me a second?
- Not just one, I'll give you two.
- Listen.
Nothing's going on between Deme and me.
No, no, no, of course there isn't,
just a little fluid exchange.
No, no, no. No, please.
It's important that we talk.
- It's about our children.
- Bye, Emma.
Nando.
Nando!
Em Emma!
Emma!
Nando, Nando, Nando, can you listen to me?
- Listen to me, please.
- Yes, I'm listening.
Look, you and me have
Well, we had two wonderful children.
What children? What children?
We don't have any children. That's a fact.
Lately, you've been talking all crazy.
I don't get you. You're acting strange.
But please give me a chance
to explain this to you.
If you give me a minute,
maybe I could get you to understand.
I would let you explain all this
if you weren't just making out with Deme.
- What are you talking about?
- About seeing you two! Come on, please!
Okay, whatever you say.
Isa, are you ready? Come on, let's go.
- Please, let her through, thanks.
- What are you doing?
I'm leaving, Emma.
You're a pain in the ass.
- What?
- We're leaving. You're a pain in the ass.
Uh, but are you are you serious?
This is
- All right, let's go.
- No, don't. Listen, no.
Wait, Nando, please be reasonable,
- We need to talk.
- À toute à l'heure, Emma!
À tout à l'heure.
One, two, three. Whiskey!
Whiskey's so lame.
We've talked about this.
Britney!
- Don't we look gorgeous?
- Mm-hmm, especially you.
I'm a handsome man.
I'm so handsome I'm draining the battery.
Yeah.
- I'll go charge it.
- Okay.
I'll tell her right now.
Have a good one.
Yes. Kisses. Bye.
Isa and Nando
are staying at Sophie's.
The only thing missing is for Notre Dame
to catch on fire with me inside it.
Dammit, Emma,
stop being such a drama queen.
Can you please?
If you were in love with Nando,
you would've said yes.
That's that!
Emma.
Fuck. Did I say something wrong?
- What's wrong?
- I don't know.
What do you mean? Wait for me. Oh.
Emma.
Emma, wait.
Emma, don't go.
Dammit, what's wrong with you?
Emma.
Emma, tell me what's wrong.
You know perfectly well that you are
also responsible for what I said to Nando.
- What?
- Yes, you.
- What's that supposed to mean?
- How often do you hit on me, huh?
"Emma, you are fantastic."
"Emma, you are wonderful."
Emma this, Emma that.
What are you talking about?
I'm not hitting on you.
I'm saying it because it's how I feel.
It's not a come-on.
But you told Nando
you were in love with me.
Uh, wait a minute. Uh
Emma, I didn't mean with you.
So,
I'm not who you like?
No.
- Emma
- Oh my God.
Mmm.
It's Andrés
that I'm in love with.
We've been together for a long time.
Wha
Oh! Wow!
Ah!
Finally, you've come out of the closet,
you bastard!
Ah! Oh my gosh!
What a shock.
Okay, tell me why
you never said anything to me?
- Wow.
- Well
For the same reason
I haven't told anyone else.
I'm scared my father will find out.
I see.
But, listen, I don't think
you need to hide from us, right?
We have your back.
I've told him this a thousand times.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You don't understand.
You don't know what it's like
having a father like mine, right?
He would die if he ever finds out I'm gay.
- No.
- No, Emma.
He's your father.
You're his son, and no matter
how uptight he is, he'll still love you.
I suppose you've told your parents?
Of course.
Me getting out with them,
it's the only time that we're free, hmm?
I see.
So that's why
you went to live abroad. Huh.
- What now?
- What?
Oh, my friends, I suggest
you don't pay too much attention to me
as I'm not making that much sense.
Let's toast.
To your love, guys.
Let's make a toast to you two.
- Hear, hear.
- And to you!
No, to you two.
I just want you all
To be a champion, done ♪
I want you to be rebel ♪
Hit it hard like a bad girl, power on ♪
Hit it hard like a bad girl
Get it done ♪
Hit it hard like a bad girl, power on ♪
Hit it hard like a bad girl
Get it done ♪
Hit it hard like a bad girl, power on ♪
Hit it hard like a bad girl ♪
- Andrés!
- Huh?
Are there any straight guys
among all these super hot boys, huh?
Of course, darling, of course.
- You're getting laid tonight.
- I'm getting laid! I'm getting laid!
Yeah!
Whoo!
Hit it hard like a bad girl
Get it done ♪
Hit it hard like a bad girl, power on ♪
That poor girl's hopeless.
He's not straight.
Hit it hard like a bad girl, power on ♪
Don't, honey,
there's nothing for you there.
I don't think he's straight, sweetie.
Ah!
Hit it hard like a bad girl
Get it done ♪
Do your really mean it?
Of course. I swear, my father
would love it if you were my girlfriend.
Yeah, he says it all the time,
"She's a very pretty girl
and you would make a lovely couple."
- Some very subtle hints.
- But we could listen to them, right?
It would make them happy.
They'd be super happy!
No fucking way. I invested three euros
in the padlock, and I plan to use it.
- Mine, he's mine.
- No, no, no.
- No, no, no. Unbelievable, look there.
- What's wrong?
Nando!
- Hey!
- Nando.
Nando.
- Nando.
- Where are you going? Stop her.
Easy, easy!
You have no idea how twisted that guy is.
He's gonna think me and you are together.
- So what?
- "So what?"
Let him think it, honey, who cares.
This isn't about Nando,
it's for the children.
Come here. Maybe we
Uh, yeah, let's go get some sleep, huh?
I'll go pay.
Sweetie, come on.
- I'm home, Dad.
- Ah!
Sweetie! Ah!
You look wonderful.
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Of course I can't use social media
to see what he's up to yet.
That woman wanted
to sell me rosemary too, and I said,
"Rosemary?
No, I want basil for the pizza."
I went down the list,
and we have everything, right?
Oh no, the tomato, the tomato's missing.
My God, my God,
we're running out of time, huh?
And it's going
to take a while in the oven.
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CONFIRM
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Sophie. Huh.
PHOTOS
Sophie has a boyfriend.
I suppose I like you now.
All right.
What's this?
- Do you like it?
- I love it. Thank you.
Ah.
Hi, honey.
I've just found out that Nando
is not in a relationship with Sophie.
Wait.
One second, Emma. Come again?
Nando's not with Sophie.
He and Isa hooked up in Paris.
What? Why are you saying that?
Because he gave her my necklace.
How could they do
something like this to me?
No way, that can't be true, Emma.
Do you think that Nando
can keep his dick in his pants?
And her? She was supposed to be my friend.
Mmm.
Emma, forgive me.
It wasn't planned, I promise.
Ah, so she's there?
Yeah, yeah, she's here with me.
We're on the campus.
Damn the both of you.
Two lines?
What what does that mean?
Uh
I'm pregnant.
Pregnant?
Honey, that's good news, right?
- Huh?
- What are we gonna do?
Move the wedding forward.
- You sure?
- Yeah. Now.
Listen, don't. Emma.
Emma, wait. Wait, wait, please.
Listen to me, I don't think
it's the the right time or place,
- but I'll support you
- Emma, just a minute, I'm begging you.
Yeah,
that one was good, really good.
Oh, Emma, don't do this.
- Tasty, right?
- How'd you make it?
- What's up?
- Explain this.
What's going on? What's that?
You thought I would never know
about Paris, huh, Casanova?
Don't you worry, we're gonna find out
right now if she's having a baby.
So let's see.
One one line?
What what what's that, then?
It means I'm not gonna have a baby!
No, you're not pregnant,
but you stole your best friend's husband.
- What husband, Emma?
- Emma, I said I'm sorry.
And that makes it okay?
Do you know what you call people who sleep
with their best friends' boyfriends, Isa?
Listen, in France,
I think they're called putain.
- Emma. Emma!
- And in England, bitch.
And in Spain,
they are called putón de mierda.
- Emma, Emma, stop it!
- Shut up, you're worse than anyone!
I'm saying you're making
a fool of yourself in front of everybody.
Do you think I wanted to get pregnant?
Do you think it was easy for me
to take care of the twins
while you were graduating?
Ah, You got me.
There's a hidden camera, right? Yeah?
Really?
I don't know how many years
I changed diapers.
You know why? Because he left
as soon as the twins were born.
He had too much work
at the office with Isa.
Too much work.
Emma, Emma, honey, stop it, please.
The only thing I know
is that everyone's lying.
Everyone. I can't trust anyone.
I want them back, Mario and Mia.
I want my children!
That's the only thing I ask for
and it's not possible because it's just
- Come on. Easy, easy! Emma, Emma!
- It's all right.
I'm not going crazy, trust me.
I'm not crazy.
- Of course you're not.
- No.
This is because of the blood moon, Deme.
I promise it's because of the blood moon.
And I believe you, honey.
I swear, okay?
That's it. Breathe.
Don't worry.
I'm not crazy.
I swear I didn't make it up.
Of course not.
You'll be all right.
You're having a very difficult year.
The exams and Nando
That's a whole lot of stress.
No.
This is 'cause of the blood moon.
I've travelled through time.
Nando and I are married.
And I have a daughter and a son.
I want my children.
Oh, what a tragedy,
what a tragedy.
I'd ask that you please leave.
- What?
- Please, leave the room.
Really?
Don't give me any more injections.
- Don't worry.
- I know, don't worry.
Everything's
gonna be all right.
I have a phobia of needles.
Hey.
Did you notice the new patient says
the same things as the one in 407?
She thinks she's here
because of the blood moon as well.
Hey, I'm I'm talking to you.
What do you think happened to her?
Who the hell knows?
You eating those meatballs?
Here you go. Have the rest of them.
- Thank you.
- He'll entertain us
ROOM 407
Is there anyone else like me?
Pardon me!
Hello?
Hello, good evening. Rubén Mayer?
Officer Gálvez speaking.
I'm calling to tell you that your fiancée,
Laura Alvarado, has had an accident.
What's going on?
Hello? Hello?
I'll get you back.