Indori Ishq (2021) s01e02 Episode Script

Hey! Come on! Are you dead? Wake up!
Hey! Wake up!
Perhaps, the problem was
that I was unable to accept
that I could get
screwed over in love.
Anyway, as they say,
if you didn't get screwed over in love,
what did you achieve in life?
Take me to the pub.
Hey, handsome! Wait!
Did you quit the broker's job?
That's my part-time job, handsome.
This is my full-time job.
By the way, you don't look like someone
who would be into prostitutes.
You don't look like someone who is--
A prostitute?
I had come here to buy booze.
That's a good excuse.
Hey!
I don't give a damn
if you believe me or not. Got it?
Didn't you see?
I didn't touch anyone.
Do you want to now?
By the way, what's this Tara's story?
Darling, I've stolen my dad's gold chain.
Just wait for two days.
I'll buy you a new phone with a camera.
I could sell my neighbour's house for you!
Listen
Did you call me here
to listen to this nonsense?
No, man. I called you here so that
you could meet Tara. Give me my phone.
Are you crazy?
I don't want to meet anyone now.
Why don't you want to meet her?
- What will I do when I meet her?
- Should I tell you that?
Buddy, as it is,
I'm very scared of asking her out.
I did it with such difficulty,
and just then
Buddy, you
Forget it, man. My luck is cursed.
Why are you getting worked up, man?
Many people have fits.
The problem is not that I have fits.
It's that I always have them
at the wrong time!
What must Tara be thinking about me?
Yes, tell me.
What must Tara be thinking?
Just that it's a medical condition.
- Tara, I'm really sorry.
- Come on, Kunal!
You're not coming to school
for such a minor reason!
What is this childishness?
As it is, it took you two years
to ask me out.
And now that you have
How did you know that?
I'm not blind.
Every time I see you,
you're staring at me.
And when I go home and open Orkut,
your name always shows up
in the list of recent visitors.
But you never mustered up the courage
to send me a friend request.
We finished 10th grade,
then 11th grade,
we're almost done
with the 12th grade.
Who takes so long to ask someone out?
By the way,
my answer is yes.
You mean
Yes! I mean I love you too!
Damn
Yes!
Have you gone crazy?
I love you so much, Tara! I love you!
By the way, the way you asked me out
was quite boring.
I love you, Tara.
I love you.
When I embraced Tara,
I felt like my greatest wish
had come true.
But I wish
I wish Tara had rejected me.
I wish I had never fallen
in love with Tara.
I wish my wish remained unfulfilled.
Because you have to pay for some wishes
by getting fked in the a.
Did she dump you?
She didn't just dump me.
She fked my life up.
What do you mean?
Did she sterilise you and run away?
Are you crazy?
You're so miserable over a girl!
A woman who sleeps with a new man
every night wouldn't understand true love.
She wouldn't get how it feels
when everything is going fine,
and suddenly, in an instant,
everything is ruined.
Hello.
What are you doing, baby?
I was missing my boyfriend.
He'll go to Mumbai tomorrow, right?
Don't laugh! I'm missing you!
I'm missing you too, baby.
Can you come and meet me?
Sure.
So, come over.
I'm here!
We're not sex chatting.
Don't make me fantasise.
I thought you'd really come.
I'm really here, baby!
I'm standing on your balcony.
Seriously?
My lady called me. So, I'm here!
You're here today,
but what about tomorrow?
You'll be in Mumbai then.
How far is Mumbai anyway?
If I board a bus at night,
I'll be in Indore in the morning.
I'll come to meet you every month.
So, only once in a month?
We'll have to compromise
for three years, Tara.
Once I become a merchant navy officer,
we'll get married.
"Married?"
Yes, we'll get married!
Did you think we're just having a fling?
No, it's not a fling.
But we aren't the right age
for marriage.
Why think so far ahead
into the future?
I didn't get you.
Oh, dear! Tomorrow, you'll go to Mumbai.
There, you'll make new friends.
Some of them may be girls too.
What if you fall in love
with someone else?
Tara, I'm in love with you.
How can I fall in love with someone else?
Really?
I love you, Tara.
So much that you can't even imagine.
I love you too, Kunal.
Tara!
Sht! Kunal, bye!
Tara! Tara! Tara!
Tara!
Are you fine?
No one can replace you in my life.
Are you okay?
Absolutely!
I love you, Tara!
You're crazy. Completely crazy.
I love you too.
Hi, Tara. Yes, I've reached Mumbai.
Listen, I'll call you later.
Yes. I love you. Bye.
Ma'am, he is Vikram sir's relative.
He'll stay here for a few days.
Please give him the key
to sir's house.
Okay. Thank you.
Hi.
Vikram called me.
You're from Indore, right?
Yes.
- Kunal
- Marathe.
Marathe. Yep. Just give me a second.
I'll get the keys.
Yeah.
Fking hell!
Amazing, Altaf!
We both burned with
the feeling of love. ♪
I love you, Tara!
Whoa!
I'm taking a bath.
Come back four hours later!
Bloody hell I'm coming, man!
I'm opening it! Wait a minute!
I'm opening it!
Kunal?
Yes. Who are you?
Mahesh. Vikram has sent me here.
Hello!
Did Vikram not tell you?
He told me someone would come.
But he also told me
that he was a decent boy.
- Where's the bedroom?
- What?
Where's the bedroom?
To the left.
Thanks.
Will you get out of our way? Come on.
Hey! Where are you going, man?
Listen, man! Hey! Listen to me!
Hey, dkhead.
Who kisses his girlfriend's photo, man?
Hi. I'm Mahesh.
My dad is in the navy with Vikram.
The same shipping company.
After graduation, the navy bug bit me too.
Vikram told me that
a fking fool was coming to Mumbai
to take the entrance exam.
He asked me to stay with you
and prepare for the exam.
Did Vikram call me a fking fool?
Kidding, bro.
By the way, in Mumbai,
you get many girls to bang,
but you don't get rooms to bang them in.
But now,
I have this place.
Here.
I don't smoke.
Fking fool
And, buddy, that's my towel.
So?
What will you drink?
Vodka or whiskey?
I don't drink either.
You will.
When your life gets fked up,
you'll start drinking too.
Really?
When did that happen to you?
Buddy, that's Vikram's stock, man!
Yes. It's a great collection, right?
- Hi.
- Hi, Kamini.
- Kamna.
- Oh, sorry.
My mom made chicken today.
I hope you like chicken.
Oh, that wasn't necessary.
It's not too spicy, so
I just love chicken.
Especially if it's cooked
by a gorgeous lady.
Our maid cooked it.
Our maid cooked it.
Given how you look,
I'm sure your maid must be a looker too.
She's older than us.
You like chicken, right?
Take it and get lost.
You get lost. I'm in the mood
to stand at the door.
Mahesh, go inside.
-Thank you.
-Welcome.
Even cowards become lions
when a girl is watching.
Wow!
- I'm sorry. He's a little--
- Oh, no. It's okay.
Some people are just born jerks.
No problem.
- See you.
- Bye.
Neetu, my love! Look at you!
You look so hot!
I hope you had no problem
finding the address.
You're so good at everything
that I never face a problem.
I know.
Baby, who was that girl?
Kunal's girlfriend. He's a nymphomaniac.
But I only love you, baby.
Me, a nymphomaniac?
He has fked two women
in two hours,
but I'm the nymphomaniac?
The people in Mumbai are strange, man!
- Mahesh! Mahesh!
- Neetu!
- Take me higher!
- Yeah, baby!
- Harder!
- Fking hell!
- Harder! Harder! Harder!
- He's turned this flat into a brothel!
Mahesh, motherfker!
Hi, baby.
Were you asleep?
No, baby. I was missing you.
How was your day?
Forget about the day.
The nights are especially difficult here.
Why?
Because every time I close my eyes,
I only see you.
Nude.
Really? But I'm wearing clothes.
So, take them off!
I can't take them off.
Why can't you take them off?
Because I'm not wearing any undergarments.
I think I'll have
to dirty my boxers today!
Sht! I'm wet!
So fast?
I spilled water on my clothes.
That's why I'm asking you
to take your clothes off.
What will you do if I take them off?
What will I do?
Come on! Neetu! I love you!
I love you!
Mahesh, man! You motherfker!
Stop it, man! Let me study!
Mahesh, I'll fail because of you!
Please stop it!
Jimmy, I'm so loyal to you. So honest.
And yet, you cheated on me!
Why? For Sheena?
If you don't want to get back
together with me, it's okay.
But we can still be buddies, right?
You know, fk buddies
You're sick! Just get lost!
Okay! I'm sorry!
Can we just make love one last time?
You know,
like a goodbye fk or something
Jimmy, just stop it!
- Hey! Let her go!
- Just go!
She said no! Get lost!
Come on, get lost!
Now, who the fk is he?
Will you leave, or should I call security?
Come on, leave!
I see, you are not going to listen to me.
Jimmy, just go.
If you don't leave immediately,
I'll call security! Leave!
She said no!
Get lost!
Thank you.
No problem. Such dkheads are
two a penny in Indore.
You take care.
Fking hell! This is wrong, man!
Do what you want to do in the room!
There's another man here
who's in a long distance relationship!
It hurts, man!
Do you have no sense?
Why are you driving yourself crazy?
If you want, jerk it off
and then go to sleep.
Bloody nympho!
Asle
Mahesh!
I'm making coffee. Do you want some?
I'm in the bathtub.
Come here and talk to me.
Mahesh, coffee
S sorry.
Hey, wait!
Meet Anju.
My maths teacher.
Hello, ma'am.
- This is Kunal.
- Oh!
Hi, Kunal.
Why are you nodding?
You have your exam tomorrow, right?
Come on, study with us.
What are you staring at?
She won't mind. Right, ma'am?
- Would you mind?
- Of course not!
See? She won't mind.
Come on.
Come on, man!
Hey! Come on!
Are you crazy, you asle?
Hey!
How dare you swear
in front of the teacher?
Ma'am, he's a bad boy.
- Very bad.
- I know.
Fk!
Hey, did you leave the exam midway?
You didn't spend even two hours in there.
Forget about me.
Tell me about yourself.
Why does your face look so fked up?
Physics fked me over, man!
The exam is done, man!
Forget about it now.
Worrying like a shthead won't
improve your score now.
Hey, Tara is calling! Wait.
What's going on, Tara? Why aren't you
answering my calls these days?
We haven't talked in four days!
Are you so busy?
Baby, I know that
your college has started.
But can't you take out ten minutes for me?
Okay, fine! Go and study.
Call me when you're free.
Bye.
When a girl starts avoiding her boyfriend,
it can mean only one of two things.
Either someone else has wooed her,
or she has wooed someone else.
Don't judge someone you don't know.
Her college has just started.
The poor thing must be under pressure.
You can fool the world, buddy.
But don't ever fool yourself.
What?
You'll know eventually. Get in.
Fking fool! Damn you!
Tara's phone is busy again!
Hi.
Hi!
Altaf Raja?
Nice song.
Do you mind sharing it?
- Sure!
- Thank you.
So, for how long will you
be staying here?
I mean at Vikram's house.
- Till I get admission to a college.
- And then?
Then, I'll stay at the college hostel.
- In Mumbai?
- Yes.
- Nice.
- Hey, nymphomaniac!
This idiot will die drinking.
- I'll go and help him. Sorry.
- Sure.
- No problem.
- See you soon.
- Take this! Take this!
- Oh God!
Did you buy this stock for a whole year?
Hey, dumba!
I'll be happy even
if this lasts for a month.
And listen, you nymphomaniac.
You pretend to love Tara in front of me,
and here, you're making plans
to secretly bang Kamna!
Jimmy! Jimmy, please!
- Shut up!
- Jimmy, stop it!
- Hey, wait!
- Stop it!
You bloody
- Jimmy, just go!
- Back off!
Speak up, you fking fool!
Mahesh?
Come on, Jimmy!
- How do you know him?
- We went to school together.
Wow, Mahesh! Wow!
You bloody forgot your old friends
for the sake of this new guy!
That's not the point.
What were you doing to this girl?
I see!
Now, the biggest playboy
in Lokhandwala will teach me
how I should behave with a woman!
You prk, I've slept with more women
than you have jerked off to.
And there is something called consent.
If the girl agrees, everything is fair.
But if she says no, it's a fking no!
You beat him up so good, buddy!
But seriously,
thank you so much, guys. Really!
Oh
And I'm sorry, Mahesh.
I misunderstood you.
You turned out to be a good man.
Keep your character certificate
to yourself, you dkhead.
I'm fine the way I am.
Oh, fk!
Oh, fk! Two at a time!
Did you think you could two-time us both,
and we wouldn't find out?
- No, Ritu. I was
- Sh!
So, you've played with us a lot.
But now, it's our time to play with you.
Both of us
together.
Alright! I'm all yours, ladies!
Consent.
And whatever you both want to do,
do it on the sofa.
The bedroom will be occupied all night.
Good night!
Please don't mind him.
He blabbers on like an idiot.
I love you, Kunal.
Sorry, but
I have a girlfriend.
Oh!
- Oh!
- No, it's okay. I--
It's okay. It was a mistake.
I mean, I'm sorry
No problem.
- I I'll just--
- Yes.
Good night.
We live once. We die once.
We get married once.
And we fall in love only once too.
Shah Rukh Khan said that, not me.
- Hi, Tara.
- I was asleep, Kunal.
Can you talk to me for five minutes?
I have to wake up early tomorrow
and study.
Please let me sleep.
I love you.
I know. Good night.
If there's one thing that fked over
half the population of India,
it was Bollywood movies.
They screwed up
our fking minds.
My idea of love was
as depicted in those movies.
Till death do us part
and all that bullsht!
But the fact is
this kind of bullsht
works only in the movies.
And inspired by these shtty movies,
fking fools like me
try to find true love in real life,
and those dkheads
belong neither here
nor there.