Inside No. 9 (2014) s01e02 Episode Script
A Quiet Night In
Sssssh! 'I know it won't be easy.
'I wouldn't dare cross you or your mum.
'You're the king of this house.
' 'Are girls allowed?' 'Will you stop being a cringe?' 'All right, cringe time over.
Hang that up.
' 'Wasn't expecting this.
' 'What? No body bag?' 'I can handle Dex.
' 'Handle me? Are you serious?' 'Dexter!' 'I've had enough! He goes back tomorrow, or I do!' Ugh! Aaaargh! Aargh! Aaargh! Ssssh! Hello, it's me.
Yeah, it's done.
I've got it right here.
Yeah, it's fine.
Not a peep out of anyone.
'I wouldn't dare cross you or your mum.
'You're the king of this house.
' 'Are girls allowed?' 'Will you stop being a cringe?' 'All right, cringe time over.
Hang that up.
' 'Wasn't expecting this.
' 'What? No body bag?' 'I can handle Dex.
' 'Handle me? Are you serious?' 'Dexter!' 'I've had enough! He goes back tomorrow, or I do!' Ugh! Aaaargh! Aargh! Aaargh! Ssssh! Hello, it's me.
Yeah, it's done.
I've got it right here.
Yeah, it's fine.
Not a peep out of anyone.