Jashin-chan Dropkick (Dropkick On My Devil!) (2018) s01e02 Episode Script

Episode 2

1
It begins! Jashin-chan Dropkick!
Dropkick! Dropkick!
Dropkick! Dropkick!
Dropkick! Dropkick!
Dropkick!
Dropkick!
Dropkick!
Dropkick!
Dropkick!
Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop
Surely that was more
than anyone could count
Woohoo! No one will beat me in
the gift giveaway campaign now!
This week's record was 47 dropkicks.
You have to say that?
I do.
I found you, Pekola-sama.
At last, a messenger!
The Lord didn't forsake me after all!
Don't you get it, Pekola-sama?
There's no way you can
go home just like that.
I'm going to start by taking
your head!
Hold it!
As much as it vexes me,
I have to ask the devils for help!
A Few Days Earlier
I'm getting trolled on Twitter!
I'm scum? I'm a freeloader?
I'm a pachinko addict? I never do dropkicks?!
Didn't you see the bit before the OP?!
I did a ton of them!
What's wrong with a devil being scum?!
And pachinko is my life!
And was it really necessary
to call my cooking gross?!
Jashin-chan
Quit dissing me!
Your cooking's gross LOL
Anti
You'll go bald lololol
You stupid humans have never even tasted it!
Don't talk like you won some argument!
Unforgivable! Unforgivable! Unforgivable!
If I knew who these people were,
I'd go and get my revenge!
I wonder if I can get the provider
to disclose their IP addresses
Wait a minute. I know what I can do.
I could use that to round them all up.
Hello? What's up, Jashin-chan?
Medusa, can you come over tomorrow?
Yeah, of course.
You can?
Then buy that on your way.
Huh? "That"?
Next! Day! Next! Day!
Jashin-chan, I bought it.
For
Everyone
in Hell
Hell
Clairvoyance
Drops
Here you go. Clairvoyance
Drops for the whole family.
Now available and highly in demand
This is what I've been waiting for!
It felt like someone was
making me say that
Setsuko's favorite: Clairvoyance Drops!
That scene made me cry
Clairvoyance Drops
Clairvoyance Drops
Clairvoyance Drops.
A product from Hell that tells you where
to find the person you're looking for
with just one lick!
Drops! Drops! Drops!
I'm not giving them to you if you're
going to use them for anything wicked.
Tell me what you want them for.
Huh?
You know I'd never dream of
doing anything like anything wicked.
Have I ever done anything
like anything like that?
That's too many "anythings"
Stare
Um I want to find all the people
in this country who are struggling,
and help them out.
Is that true?
Medusa! Look into my eyes!
They have opened to the spirit of kindness!
Just look at them!
I know you can tell what's truly in my heart!
Okay. I believe you.
What a relief. You've discovered
the spirit of kindne—
Just kidding!
I have the candy all to myself!
All
All
To
To
Myself!
Myself!
ATM!
All
To
All
Myself!
To
Myself!
You fell for it hook, line, and sinker!
Jashin-chan, that's dirty!
You're scum! You're a devil!
Uh, no kidding. I think
everyone already knew that!
With this, I can get my
revenge on all those bastards!
I knew it'd be for something wicked
God, bring down divine
punishment upon Jashin-chan!
ATM!
devil is begging
devil is begging
A devil is begging the Almighty
to mete out divine punishment!
devil is begging
devil is begging
devil is begging
devil is begging
devil is begging
devil is begging
devil is begging
devil is begging
devil is begging
devil is begging
devil is begging
devil is begging
he Almighty to
he Almighty to
he Almighty to
he Almighty to
he Almighty to
he Almighty to
he Almighty to
he Almighty to
he Almighty to
he Almighty to
he Almighty to
ete out divine punishment
he Almighty to
ete out divine punishment
ete out divine punishment
ete out divine punishment
ete out divine punishment
ete out divine punishment
ete out divine punishment
ete out divine punishment
ete out divine punishment
ete out divine punishment
Thirst for the top. Strive to be a champion.
No hidden agendas!
That's the guy who was trolling me.
Anti
Tweets: 235
No way lol
You'll go bald lololol
Not even the least bit funny
Lame lol
It's hilarious how
incomprehensible that is lol
Who would've thought
he'd be right here in Jinbocho?
Sure is a small world.
I'll take him out with one blow.
Put your phone away while you're walking!
And don't use it to troll people!
Jashin-chan Drop
Homemade Pie!
Serves you right! That's what
you get for trolling me, human!
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Ah, that felt good!
There's no better feeling than this!
If anyone ever trolls me
again, I'll get 'em good!
After that,
every time she was trolled
Sapporo
Sapporo
Sapporo
Jashin-chan traveled across Japan,
throwing pies in people's faces.
Sapporo
Sapporo
Drill Hall
Drill Hall
Hey, is it me, or is this
pie actually kinda yum?
Kobe
She traveled from north to south
Take this!
Hey, this is actually pretty good!
Nagoya
Nothing and nobody could halt her momentum!
Hi-yah!
Wow, that's tasty!
China
Beijing
Ni hao!
That's kinda hao chi!
Paris
France
Bonjour!
That's pretty très bien!
Akihabara
Akiba
Hi there—
Mr. Katsura?!
I can't see a thing! Everything's gone white!
Oops. I accidentally hit someone
who had nothing to do with this.
What is this?! It's delicious!
Oh, well. He seems to like it well enough.
As the flavor of her pies
improves over time,
Jashin-chan's revenge rampage continues!
Meanwhile, as Pekola found
herself under attack by Pino
Excuse me!
Please answer!
I'm begging you! My life is in danger!
Buono
Jashin-chan was racing around
the world, continuing her rampage.
Delicious
Masisseoyo
walnuts
Tastes
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hlike
Yurine
in the
meantime
That'll be 600 yen. Thank
you as always for dropping by.
Was her goal still revenge, or
simple research on pie flavors?
Yurine
in the
meantime
Minos
in the
meantime
All right! Thirteen more laps!
At this time, none of the devils were at home.
God is truly absent here.
Hell is the absence of God
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hby Ted Chiang
"Hell is the absence of God."
Hell is the absence of God
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hby Ted Chiang
God Paper
Ted Chiang
Hell is the absence of
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hby
God
Ted Chiang
God
Hell is the absence of paper
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hby Jashin-chan
Oh, God! There's no paper!
No one's home?!
I will send you to the depths of Hell.
Oh, God
Sunday!
It's Sunday! Sunday's the best!
No hidden agendas!
Mei-chan!
Orochimaru
Coming!
Mei-chan
Mei-chan
Mei-chan
Mei-chan
Mei-chan
Mei-chan
Mei-chan
Looks like your friends aren't home.
I wouldn't call them my friends
W-Well, I'll be going, then.
You won't be getting away.
Very well. I may have fallen into
ruin, but I was once an angel.
I can't just stand here quietly
and offer my head for the taking.
All right. I'll take you on.
Let's do this elsewhere.
Hup!
Shoop!
Down here, we won't bother any—
I hadn't even finished talking!
Well, I need to finish this quickly,
so I can take your head back to Heaven!
I guess there was no way I could
beat Pino in my current state.
This ends here.
Oh So this is the end
Here, Pekola. A take-out dinner.
Are you cold? I brought a blanket.
You can have my potatoes.
Is my life flashing before my eyes?
Use my parachute!
No one needs to be sacrificed
other than me!
Wait! What are you trying to do?!
No
To think the last faces I'd recall
would be that witch and her devils.
Why is that?
Yo, part-timer!
Ugh, he's last?!
Goodbye for real this time, Pekola-sama.
German suplex!
Didn't we learn that the worst time
to let your guard down is the moment
right before you complete your goal, Pino?
Hurgh
Poporon! You came back to save me!
Don't mistake my intentions.
Huh?
I just wanted her halo.
Now, her powers are—
It shattered.
Just when I thought I'd
gotten my hands on a halo!
What? The halo What? But why?
I should've used a different move!
A backdrop or something!
That would've ended the same way!
A back throw, then!
They look similar,
but they're not the same move.
Yeah, that might work.
Poporon
A surprise attack from behind?
You're still a coward, I see.
But without your halos, there's nothing you
two can do, even if you work together.
I'm going to take care of
both of you traitors for good!
Here. You can have this back.
Huh?
It used to be your halo.
My halo?
Don't be silly. My halo is right—
It's gone!
I told you, this is it.
No
It can't be
Without my halo,
I can't complete my mission.
What will I do? I've failed!
I've failed!
You don't need to beat
yourself up that much
Those who fail their
missions are doomed to die.
I have to run away!
Taxi!
A taxi? Really?
That's too funny!
Why would the Lord go that far?
Pino
A taxi!
What has made the Lord so harsh?
Has He changed that much in my absence?
I'm home!
Where have you been?
I've been making pies nonstop,
and I finally devised the perfect recipe!
I'm really proud of this one!
Go on, try it!
Thanks, I will.
It's delicious.
Yes! I did it!
I've finally created my
most delicious pie yet!
You know, you could open a bakery.
It'll be a Jinbocho specialty: Jashin pie.
Huh? Wait, what was I doing again?
This is so good.
Oh, whatever!
Magazine: a device that holds
the ammo for a firearm.
My Magnum breathes fire!
No hidden agendas!
Shoot, I messed up an order.
That bowl of ramen is
gonna be docked from my pay.
A devil!
Um the potato? Simmered Taro, was it?
Simmered
Taro
What was her name again?
I wonder if that's one of her friends.
Well, there's no way
I could beat her right now.
I'll just avoid interacting with her.
There's blood on my uniform!
I'm so sorry!
What in the world are you doing?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'll pay to have it cleaned!
Well, all right. You should sit and rest for a bit.
Thanks a lot, angel! You're so kind!
So you could tell.
What happened to your halo?
Genesis
I went through some stuff.
Now, I'm earning my keep
at a ramen shop as a human.
Oh I've never had ramen before.
Want to try some?
Can I?
This was headed for the dumpster, anyway.
I don't care if you waste your
life, but don't waste food!
It looks so good!
I'm digging right in!
It's delicious!
She's good with chopsticks
This really is delicious!
Thank you!
A devil's smile
How nauseating.
First, I get an order wrong,
then my uniform gets stained
This is the worst day ever.
Thank you for the ramen.
No problem. I'm gonna go now.
You know starting today, I'll
be living in the human world, too.
Let's be friends!
Friends?
But you're a devil. Doesn't the idea
of befriending an angel bother you?
Nope, not at all.
Well, I don't need any devil friends.
My name's Persephone II!
The daughter of Hades and
Persephone from the Underworld?!
She's a celebrity!
If I take her down, I'm sure to
shoot straight up the angel ranks!
I'll pretend to be her friend, and when
I get my angel powers back, I'll kill her!
What's the matter?
Oh, nothing!
Sure, let's be friends.
I'm Poporon.
Nice to meet you, Poporon-chan!
Wh-Whoops! I need to get back to the shop!
See you later!
"Friends," she says
Hey, there you are.
You're late. You had me worried.
Sorry about that.
Thank you for taking me in.
Okay, then! I'll put you
through some tough training
to fix that weak constitution of yours!
Oh, dear Please go easy on me.
Jump! It's almost like flying!
High in the air! High as you can go!
No hidden agendas!
Oh!
A cute little bunny. Come on out.
Good bunny.
Do you know the story of Buddha?
John the Apostle said the same thing.
Their teachings may have differed,
but the greatest thing of all
is still love.
What a lovely meal.
But still
I suppose Heaven will never forgive me.
How could I fail to do away with the
likes of Pekola-sama and Poporon?
What will I do now?
That's it! I have a great idea!
I'll get rid of the Lord!
I just need to become the new Lord!
Then, I'll rule over Heaven,
destroy Hell and the human realm,
and become queen of the whole world!
It'll be wonderful!
Now, with that settled
I need to find a place where I can
lie low until my halo regenerates.
Yurine! Yurine!
Some stranger is cleaning the place!
Yeah, that's probably the new custodian.
What happened to the old custodian?
Have a good day, Jashin-chan-san.
She was a widow,
so she remarried and decided
to move back to her hometown.
Huh
This would be a good time
to introduce ourselves.
'Kay.
Working in this apartment
building where devils live
should give any pursuers from Heaven
second thoughts about coming for me.
In other words,
it's safer to live near devils.
I'm so clever!
Hello.
I'm Hanazono Yurine from apartment 202.
Nice to meet you.
Y-Yes
My name is Pino.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
Yurine, hang on a sec.
Now that I look at her, I
don't think she's human.
That irritating aura you have
You're an angel, aren't you?
Oh, dear. You figured it out already.
Huh? But what happened to your halo?
Where's your halo?
Hay-hay-hay-lo!
Well, you see stuff happened
Like what?
Like what?
Come on, don't be a pest about it.
Everyone has things they
don't want to talk about.
I bet you came here to kill
Pekola and Poporon but failed,
and now you can't go home
because you lost your halo, right?
How'd she know?
Why here, though?! Go work somewhere else!
Gotham
Dental
Clinic
Like at a dentist's, or at Maison Nikoku,
or at Maison Sankoku, or at Maison Yonkoku!
Who cares where she or anyone else lives?
I care!
Once she gets her angel powers
back, she's likely to attack us!
So I'll use my killer dropkick to finish
her off before she gets the chance!
Wait! I have no intention
of fighting right now!
But you intend to fight eventually!
I'm anti-Armageddon!
Stop it, Jashin-chan!
No! I'm gonna kill her now! Right this minute!
Let me kill her! Let me
kill her! Let me kill her!
Jashin-chan, didn't
I just tell you to stop it?
Wai Wha What?!
è
Something's being
transmitted into
her head
M-My head My head feels f-feels
It's a pleasure to have you in our building.
S-Scary Hanazono Yurine
I'd heard she had the
devils under her thumb,
but this this
Hey, Yurine-chan!
Welcome back. Jogging?
Yep! Trying to get some
physical training in.
Hey, who's this?
She's our new custodian.
An angel I've never seen before
Yeah? Well, I'm Minos! Nice to meet you!
I'm Persephone II.
I-I'm Pino.
It's so nice to have one more
pretty lady around here!
Will I really be able to live like this?
I'm starting to feel a little worried
Oh! Meteor!
Comet!
Meteor!
Meteo—
It blew up!
Wow, it looks like I'm trending!
Let's see what they're saying.
"Noel-chan handled her fans like a pro."
Noel-chan's way too cute
Noel-chan handled her fans like a pro.
This pig was absolutely delighted.
Noel is a goddess
"This pig was absolutely delighted."
Wow, these people are praising me so much!
They really love me!
Even humans have their good points—
Shiromegachi
Not that anyone cares
But I think the one voiced
\hby Yamada Marina is cuter
The angel Noel isn't that cute
She's not my type
I guess I need to wipe them out after all.
Orochimaru, I summon you!
You called, and now I'm here! Jashin-chan!
Hey! Don't just go around summoning me!
Aw, but you and I share a bond
from a previous life, Orochimaru!
We'll be together till we die!
Devils and humans have
totally different lifespans!
No problem! Here!
What the heck is this collar for?!
It's a collar that will
automatically lock when I die.
We'll be together in
the next life forever!
W-Wait it's already getting tighter
Is Jashin-chan finally done for?
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