Jonas L.A. (2010) s01e02 Episode Script

Previously on Jonas This summer in L.
A.
Is gonna be epic.
Stella's gonna date Joe from Jonas.
When I see her tonight, I'm gonna say loud and clear "Stella Malone, will you be my girlfriend?" - Vanessa Page.
- Your show rocks.
Joe is in a cell-free environment.
Please try him back.
Some girl answered the phone.
- I want to be friends.
- We are friends.
Just friends.
- It's really good to see you.
- It's good to see you too.
What are you doing? Saving Joe.
What are you doing? Nick, Vanessa said there might be a part for me in her movie.
We're working out my acting chops.
Okay, that explains nothing.
And you? You know I've always wanted to be a director.
- Always? - At least for the last couple of weeks.
Well, I've always wanted to go to sleep, so please keep it down, okay? Joseph! Sorry, I bit my tongue.
- All right, let's do it again.
- Okay, down.
hey, mace.
Hey.
I was just updating the Jonas site.
.
Anything you want me to post? Post this: "Macy's off line.
" you're supposed to be on vacation.
Okay.
Oh.
Sorry.
I got it.
So this pool's cool and all, but I'm kind of thinking beach.
It's so close, you know.
Yeah, I can almost smell it.
That's my body spray.
Hey d.
Z.
, you ever hear of knocking? Yeah, how about "knock knock, I smell good"? It's beach by stone Stevens.
And I'm rocking his man-jewelry.
Wait, stone Stevens, the pro surfer? Yeah, he's a close personal homie of mine.
You want to meet him? Yeah, sounds like a rad adventure.
I just said "rad" so cali.
Well, if she's in, I'm in.
Take us.
Well, I would love to, but I don't have a car.
So you can't take us? Well, my moms can.
Okay, great, so let's go.
But she's at pilates for an hour, so until then we're straight chillin' poolside.
Oh, okay.
I'm calling a cab.
Okay.
Hi.
Okay, so this is an expression drill.
The first one is gonna be happy.
Action! And sad.
Scared.
Okay, enamored.
What's that? You know, like when you like somebody, you have feelings for them.
Action! Dude, I'm not giving you my love face.
It's not for me.
You know, just picture me as a girl.
You know, and you're trying to impress me.
Action! All I can think about is Stella.
Still? Be right back.
Hurry.
Vanessa, hey.
- Are you ready? - Always.
For what? Well, I talked to my director About who should play my love interest in "forever April," And, dramatic pause, She wants a Joe from Jonas type.
- I can play that.
- I know.
That's amazing.
I'm gonna be in a movie.
Totally.
The audition is today.
Whoa whoa, wait.
There's an audition? Oh, it's just a formality.
But they're looking for me.
How am I supposed to play myself? Joe, don't worry.
The part is as good as yours.
We're gonna play boyfriend and dead girlfriend.
Stone and his crew are so chill.
Once they see you with me, you'll be part of the family.
Yo, stone! What's the haps, man? I know you.
You're from that band, right? Nick from Jonas.
Stone from the ocean.
Wait, do that again.
I want to get this for the site.
Anything for you, photo fox.
I take photos.
Shirts off, right? Uh, it's the beach.
All right.
The director said she wants a Joe from Jonas type.
How do I look more joe-ish? Okay, how about something from your last music video? So a leather jacket - Oh, yeah.
- And glasses.
- How about a bandanna? - Classic Joe.
Classic Joe.
I like it.
Hi, they just emailed me the scenes for your audition later.
Cool.
Just put it over there.
I don't know, man.
I was looking them over, And they're pretty emotional.
I think we should go over it.
Kevin, what do you really know about directing? Well, as much as you really know about acting.
The whole thing's practically a done deal.
Okay, man.
Whatever.
You know, Kevin's right.
I mean, you've never done this before.
You should prepare.
It's all about my look.
Vanessa said the whole audition's a formality.
Vanessa? Well, she would know.
You know there's nothing going on between us, right? Yeah yeah, I know.
And even if there was, I'd be fine with it.
We agreed to be friends, so You're the best.
I know.
- Do you want that one? - Yeah.
Aunt Lisa, hey.
Mind if I help you with those? Oh, I see what you're doing.
You're trying to get on my good side.
It's not happening, no.
I don't trust rock stars.
To carry your groceries? Good point.
Thanks.
So what brings you to my shredquarters, Nick? We're here for the summer.
We're taking in the sights.
All right, all right.
Hey, you want a fish taco? You want a fish taco.
Guys, dos fish tacos One for Nick and one for his friend-girlfriend.
- We're just - Whoa, she's not Macy runs our website.
Yeah? Well, I've got a Web empire.
I use it to spread my message.
It's all about easy livin', saving the ocean.
And if you want to be cool, buy my stuff.
Yeah, that's where I score my stone juice.
That's what a guava will get you, right, bro? And for you it's on the house.
Oh.
Well, see, we're more about our fans Than selling stuff.
That's Noble.
Hey, maybe I could interest you In a position on my website, Working closely with me, of course.
She's gonna pass.
I am? You're way too busy with the Jonas site.
No.
No, I'm not.
We're on vacation.
Where did you get that idea? From you this morning.
You said I was off line.
Amigos, I don't want to make waves, Just want to ride 'em.
But if you change your mind, Here's my card.
Dudes, what's the e.
T.
A.
On those tacos? - Thank you.
- Thanks.
It's cool.
I ate at home.
You want something to drink? Huh.
Hungry? Nope.
So So how exactly am I too busy to work for stone's website? Well, the truth is I wanted to let you relax Before I hit you with all the big ideas for the site.
Oh, I'm relaxed.
Hit me.
Well, to start, pictures Band pictures, pictures of the band.
So you're saying more pictures.
Yes, exactly.
Other stuff, website stuff, Like weather reports, movie schedules, Stock market reports.
Did you know that Japan has its own stock market? Yeah, I did, Nick.
I did.
Why didn't you want me to work for stone? Because stone only wants you work for him 'cause you're pretty.
So you're saying I'm pretty? I'm saying stone thinks you're pretty.
Wow.
Well, thank you for clearing that up.
You know what? You don't get to decide things for me.
I do.
And I just decided that I'm gonna work for stone.
- No, you're not.
- Oh, yeah? Watch me.
I quit.
You can't quit, because we don't pay you.
- You got this, man.
- I know I got it.
No problem.
We're gonna be late.
Nick, where are you? - Nick! - Have you guys seen Macy? No.
Macy! Nick, have you seen Macy? Yeah, I want her to film me landing my first movie role.
Where's the camera? I'll do it.
No, I want Macy.
Yeah, you're not so good with the pictures.
You like to cut off the head.
That is an artistic choice.
Nick, where is she? Maybe she went shopping or quit Or went to get her hair done.
Who knows what girls do these days, right? Whoa, back up.
Macy went shopping without me? Wait, what was that middle one again? She quit, okay? She quit.
What did you do? I don't know.
We were talking about the Japanese stock market And she just went nuts.
Nick, you must have done something to hurt her.
- You have to fix this.
- How? Guys, we gotta get to my audition.
Nick, whatever you gotta do to change her mind, do it.
D.
Z.
, d.
Z.
Whoa.
Oh, hey, bro.
Just making sure your pool works.
Listen, I need your help with something.
Oh, be right there.
That was touch-and-go for a second.
What can I do you for, bro? Listen, if I had anybody else to ask, I would.
Oh, thanks, bro.
I'm gonna need a wet suit, a surfboard and a ride from your mom.
Got it.
Where are we going? Back to the beach.
Oh, I love it.
Okay, buddy, you can do this.
You're one of a kind.
Hey, dude.
Tell me you nailed it.
There's a roomful of mes in there and I'm freaking out right now.
It's okay.
Just calm down.
Breathe.
Remember everything I told you.
Kevin, we're way past happy face/sad face.
How am I supposed to get in front of a famous director And do a love scene with real emotions? Hang in there, man.
I've got an idea.
Ready, Joe? You mean me, right? This one looks all wrong.
Oh, Mona, this actually is Joe from Jonas.
Well, okay.
Mona klein, - A huge fan.
- Wow.
All right, let's rock this.
And action! Don't you get it, dade? I'm a ghost.
Ghosts can't love.
They covet.
They desire.
But they can't love.
I could choose to believe that But if we never try They we'll never know what could have been.
Cut.
Is he in love or is he ordering a cheeseburger? Just give him another chance.
He's a little nervous.
That was really terrible.
I know.
I'm sorry.
Joe, look at me.
You get to be in love with me.
It shouldn't be hard.
Can I please try again? You're lucky lunch hasn't arrived yet.
All right, one more shot, rock star.
What's that Taylor lautner guy up to? And action! Don't you get it, dade? I'm a ghost.
Ghosts can't love.
They covet.
They desire But they can't love.
I could choose to believe that But if we never try, Then we'll never know what could have been.
And cut.
I got the part! Are you kidding me? - Dude, congratulations.
- Wow.
Dude, you might just turn out to be a good director.
Well, I do know how to motivate my actors.
Stella, I I'm gonna go.
When I saw you in the window, I just felt so Hey, sometimes you just need to see a friendly face.
Congratulations, dade! You were wonderful.
I could totally feel our energies colliding.
- Vanessa, hi.
- Oh, hi.
I'm Stella Malone.
I love you on "malibu high.
" I never miss an episode.
That means so much.
Anyway, we're gonna be working together a lot.
It's going to be so intense.
So where do we begin? If you work for me, You've got to learn how to surf.
Oh, I'm in.
All right, so stand like that.
Now remember, your shoulders are your steering wheel, So just keep it loose.
- Oh, hey.
- What are you doing here? You want to work for a surfer? Well, I'm a surfer.
No, you're not, Nick.
You've never surfed in your life.
How hard could it be? Dude, I make surfing look easy because I'm great.
Now you make being a rock star look easy because it is.
Get the difference? We'll see, dude.
What are you doing? Is that dude always this crazy? No, never.
You must bring it out in him.
Nick! Are you okay? Stone was right.
Surfing's hard.
What has gotten into you? This whole stone thing got me thinking.
About what? You just seem different this summer Good different.
Yeah, I guess I'm not that crazy fan girl anymore.
Look, Macy, if you want to go work for stone, I have no right to stand in your way.
In fact I don't think I can stand.
I'm just worried that if you do go work for him, We won't be able to spend as much time together.
Oh.
Wow.
You know what? I think I'm gonna pass on this whole stone Stevens thing, So that should free me up for some hanging out time.
Cool.
Okay.
Ow.
Oh, okay.
Could we start by hanging out here? Sounds good.
obvious something real I have a chance but I don't know what to feel getting tired of all this fear before I choose let me know that you'll be here let me know that you'll be here 'cause I'm I'm not afraid to fall if you're the one who's catching me tell me that you'll be there when I'm about to lose it all you're the one who helped me see that sometimes it's okay to fall when I'm about to lose it all you're the one who helped me see that sometimes it's okay everything's okay sometimes it's okay to fall I'm gonna fall.
So what did you do today? Saved a Jonas.
You? Saved a Jonas.
And I saved myself for you two.
Next on "jonas" Are you talking about Justin Timberlake's ping-pong tournament? Why don't you play for it, Kevin vs.
Nick? If you can't handle my level of play, You should just quit now, just like you did third-grade Spanish.
- Just serve the ball, Kevin Percy.
- Don't you use my middle name.
- Ben.
- Stella.
He just asked me out.
- He's cute.
- I know.
So what you're telling me, Ben, Is that you're gonna take Stella out for a date, And if it goes well you might ask her out again? Um, yes.
Joe is grilling Ben like a shish kebob.
- You've gotta get in there.
- Right.