Kid Cosmic (2021) s01e02 Episode Script

[Kid exclaiming]
[loud rumbling]
Aftershock!
Everyone down!
My creamer!
Ah!
Ow!
[muffled yelling]
Jo! What are you doing?
Mom! Go back inside!
You too! What are you doing
running around during an earthquake?
Earthquake? Yes! Earthquake!
Yes, so get inside where it's safe.
[muffled yelling]
Ah! No!
-What's wrong?!
-Nothing! I mean--
Gas lines! Gas line's wrong.
Earthquake might’ve
knocked pipes loose.
Ah! No!
-What the--
-Ah! No!
Are you alright?
Are span style="style2"you alright?
-I don't know. I thought I saw--
-Must've been that bump on your head.
You get that checked out
while I check the gas lines.
Okay. Hurry up and get inside. 
It's dangerous here.
Don't I know it.
[Kid] Come on, give it back!
You can't have it!
I don't want a baby on my team!
Kid, you can't beat up Rosa,
because, well, you can't.
You shouldn't, and also-- No.
Down. No climbing. [chuckles]
She's four and our friend!
She's no friend!
-She took my Cosmic Ring of Power.
-[chuckles]
She's a foe!
[Rosa and Jo laugh]
Ugh! This isn't funny!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Surrender the ring, evil…
[Rosa laughs]
…behemoth!
Rosa Monster never surrender!
Ah!
[screams]
[all scream]
[Jo] Rosa, no.
No hitting, no jumping. And, Kid?
What was that about?
What? Make her give me my ring back!
I've babysat Rosa enough to know
that you can't make her do anything.
The only way to stop Rosa
is to wear her out.
And the only way to wear her out
is to play with her.
She's a baby and a ring stealer.
I don't want her on the team,
and I don't want to play!
Pick-up!
That's right, honey! That's a pick-up.
But no pick up, okay?
We've gotta do something,
before she a, destroys the town,
b, gets seen,
c, hurts herself, or d, hurts us.
Come on, she's four!
What's she gonna do?
Fine, I'll play with her.
But I'm not going to have any fun.
Hey, Rosa. Bet you can't catch me.
[giggling]
Whoa! Can't believe I'm doing this.
Real heroes don't babysit!
[Rosa laughs]
I'm gonna get you! [growls]
Ah!
Ah! Ah!
[both grunting]
[Kid grunts]
Ah! I'm a monster!
[screams]
-[Rosa] Ya!
-Whoa!
Getting tired yet, thief?
[panting]
[grunts]
Kid, she's not getting tired! Stop!
-No! She'll never catch me!
-[Rosa laughs]
[Jo] Catch you?
Thought you didn't wanna play.
Are you actually having fun?
-No.
-[Rosa] Got ya.
[laughs]
Great. Yes, you got me,
and now playtime is over.
Hand over the ring!
-Again!
-[Jo] Rosa, no!
[screams]
Kid!
Now Jo go!
-No, Rosa, wait!
-[phone rings]
[Jo] Her parents!
Hello, Mrs. Flores?
Mama!
Yes, that's Rosa. She's right here.
Scared by the earthquake?
No, I wouldn't say that.
Mama, I'm a big girl now,
and I got to play with Kid.
We played monsters
and pick-up trucks and now chase!
See? Nothing to worry about.
Yes, she sure can be a handful.
Keep her all afternoon?
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Okay, bye.
[Jo screams]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[screams]
[grunts]
[retching]
[alien] Die! Die! Die! Die!
That's not a blaster. It's a hot glue gun.
You've got to work on
your heroic entrances,
'cause that sucked.
Can't believe I got thrown
across the desert by a baby.
No more running away. No more playtime.
Wait, what about "baby"?
My neighbor,
this four-year-old named Rosa,
stole one of the Rings,
and now she's 40 feet tall
and I gotta defeat her and get it back,
'cause this is not
how I want my team to be.
A baby?
Did she just hatch, or is she
still in the seventh larval stage?
[laughs]
Hey! I was reading that.
How in Grop's name are you gonna
defeat my Great Leader's army
when you can't defeat a toddler?
-How? With this!
-Ha!
She'll learn to tie her shoes
before you learn to tie her up.
-[laughs]
-[rumbling]
My foe returns!
Watch and weep
as I get back my wing… ring!
How about I watch and you weep,
because, you know…
[grunts]
[alien] You're gonna fail!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[grunts]
[screams]
Where the heck am I?
I can't keep throwing portals
if I'm not sure where I need to be.
Wait, I do know.
I need to get to Rosa and the Kid.
I wonder if I can think
of where I want the portal to go.
[laughs]
Whoa!
Rosa. Think Rosa.
[energy hums]
Okay, this is Rosa's room.
But we want Rosa the person.
People, not places.
-[energy hums]
-[clattering]
Aftershock! Everybody hit the deck!
No, no, no.
Wrong people. Think younger.
-[babies crying[
-Ah! No, older!
Ugh! Younger!
-Ugh!
-Tell me about it.
Gah!
[yelling]
[Rosa laughing]
Ha! Sorry to trip you up, evildoer!
Curses! Got to be higher.
Ha! Prepare for your downfall, vile…
Ah!
[roaring]
[laughing]
[clucking]
[gasps]
[Rosa roars]
Spitfire!
You monster!
How's it going, Kid?
-[Kid grunts]
-[Rosa laughs]
Defeated that toddler yet?
-[Kid grunts]
-[Rosa laughs]
No? Well, I'm sure that length of rope
will really do the trick.
-[Kid grunts]
-[Rosa laughs]
What, that didn't work?
Keep trying. The right rope
will make up for gross incompetence.
This chain will make up
for my gross incom--
Will help me defeat Rosa!
[Kid grunts]
[clattering]
[laughing]
This… will… finally… teach… you…
to… steal… my… ring!
[groans]
Oh, nice to see Kid and Rosa
finally making friends.
She's getting so big.
Wait!
Gotten big?
Getting big?
Yes! I did it!
Whoo! Whoa! What are you doing?
Stopping the giant monster
and saving the day.
[groans quietly]
Wow.
Ow, ow, ow!
[Rosa] Night-night time?
What the--
-[Jo] Well, she's finally asleep.
-[Kid] Took forever.
Now to retrieve the ring.
[both straining]
It's not budging.
Maybe we should let her have it.
No way! She is not joining the team.
We need something
more than elbow grease. Like…
actual grease.
It's starting to move.
No, it's not.
[Kid] No, I can definitely feel it… Whoa!
Slipping?
[sighs] Kid, this isn't working.
Just need a little more leverage.
Ah!
Hello, who's knockin'?
Kid? Something I can help you with?
-Yes.
-No!
What are you doing?
I thought we agreed not to tell anybody.
Papa G isn't anybody.
He's Papa G!
I found cosmic stones that give you
superpowers and turned them into rings.
Rosa stole one and got big.
Now we can't get it back.
If I had a nickel for every time
I've heard that, I'd have a dime.
Okey-doke, hold your horses.
Got just the thing.
-See? He's Papa G.
-[motor starts]
No, no! We don't want to wake Rosa!
[snoring]
That leaves out
any mechanical solution.
What about mystical?
Have you asked the moon man to help?
Stuck Chuck's evil, Papa G.
-[Kid and Papa G] Chuck?
-Yeah.
He's trapped in the floor,
so he's Stuck Chuck.
And he's evil.
No, evil is just a cry
from a heart that's hurting.
Why don't I brew up some sun tea
and we'll get to know each other?
[snoring]
[Jo] Kid, are you okay?
No. Yes. I"m fine. It's just that--
This is not how-- Why is this so hard?
[Chuck] 'Cause you suck.
Shut up, Chuck!
[both overlapping] No, you!
-You!
-You shut up!
Guys! Guys!
-You, you, you.
-No, you!
-[Chuck blows raspberry]
-Huh?
[both] Rosa, no!
[Chuck] Ah!
[gasps]
[both] Rosa, no!
Hello, Lobster Boy!
[Chuck] Hello, stupid girl.
Ow!
[both] Rosa, no!
[grunts]
[clucking]
Ah! [grunts]
[sighs] Too easy.
No! Keep away from my rings!
Sorry, Kid. You lose.
Hey!
Keep away, keep away from Lobster Boy!
[Jo] Yes! That's my girl, Rosa!
No! Bad Rosa! Stop taking my stuff!
Keep away! Keep away!
Keep away from Kid!
Ah!
Stop it, Rosa!
-But it's playtime, friend.
-It's not!
You ruin everything! You set Chuck free.
You took my rings. This is not playtime!
And I am not your friend!
[Rosa crying]
[Jo] Rosa!
[Chuck] Wow, Kid. That was cold.
Whoa!
-[Papa G] Hey!
-Papa G!
[groans]
See?
I span style="style2"am evil.
[gasps]
Ooh, what's this Stone of Power do?
No!
Explode, explode!
No!
[all yelling]
[Jo screams]
-Ah!
-[Kid grunts]
Ow!
Ah!
[yelling]
Ah!
[screams]
[both] Ah!
Ah! Whoa!
[grunts]
Ah!
Huh. Rope.
Don't worry about it.
You got to try to be a hero for, what?
A day and a half?
Not a total failure.
[speaking alien language]
Thank you. Scratch that.
Total failure.
Now I'm going to my ship,
calling my Great Leader
to inform him that I found the stones,
and just so you can see
what real power is,
I'll let you watch him
take over your pathetic planet
before destroying you.
You won't get away with this!
Ah, yes, a classic superhero line.
And my predictable villain response is,
"Who's gonna stop me?"
[Rosa grunts]
Bad Lobster Boy!
[Chuck grunting]
Can't believe I'm even saying this,
but get her!
[clones yelling]
[Rosa screams]
[Rosa roars]
[grunting]
-[grunts]
-Ah!
[yelps]
[laughs]
Rosa? You came back for us?
Maybe you're not my friend,
but I'm your friend.
-[Rosa screams]
-[gasps]
[grunting]
Leave her alone! She's just a baby!
A strong and brave baby. Rosa!
It's play time!
Niña gigantica!
[Rosa laughing]
[grunts]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[grunts]
-You think she'd accept my ring?
-If you ask nice.
[Rosa laughs]
Yay!
All done.
Rosa! Chuck!
The ship!
[grunts]
No!
Oh no.
Bad Lobster Boy!
[Papa G] Ah!
[both] Papa G!
[all grunting]
[both] Papa G!
Remember, Rosa.
Heroes help, not hurt.
Okay.
[groans]
Take him away, boys.
Thanks, Papa G.
And thank you, Rosa.
I was wrong.
You're not a baby. You're a hero.
And I'm sorry, friend.
Hero team hug!
-[Papa G grunts]
-[Kid] Rosa! Gentle touches!
And then there were a lot of lobster boys,
but I was bigger and I squashed them all!
-[laughing]
-What an imagination.
[Jo] It's all
part of the weird space movie.
Yeah, and Rosa's the star!
Kid, with Rosa and Papa G
joining the span style="style2"movie,
it looks like our cast is almost complete.
What about giving Charles the fifth ring?
Give him a chance to redeem himself?
Chuck? Ooh. [chuckles] No.
No way, Papa G.
Stuck Chuck is the bad guy.
We need to keep the last ring
as far from him as possible.
Luckily, I've got it hidden
in a very safe spot.
[energy hums]
[ominous music plays]
[meows]
[closing theme music plays]
Summertime's come
Go down to the honey river ♪
[vocalizing]
Get your swimming trunks on
And we'll all jump in together ♪
So jump down, turn around
Do a little… ♪
Leave your towel on your bag
Or you might get a little shook up ♪
Whoo!
So jump down, turn around
Do a little… ♪
Leave your towel on your bag
Or you might get a little shook up ♪
Whoo!