LEGO Star Wars: The Freemaker Adventures (2016) s01e02 Episode Script

The Mines of Graballa

NAARE: Focus your feelings.
Feel the Force flow through you.
Let it surround you.
When you master the Force, then and only then will you be able to lead us to the Kyber Saber crystals.
Lightsaber! [lightsaber activates.]
[squeals.]
Oh.
[nervous chuckle.]
- Rowan, you must concentrate.
- Sorry.
We have theories as to where Master Kantoo's Jedi hid the Kyber Saber crystals.
But so does the Emperor.
That's why you must focus your abilities - so we can find them before he - Hey, asteroids.
Yes, the Belgaroth Asteroid Belt.
- Do you sense a crystal there? - I don't know.
Maybe.
- Yes! - Then we'll go there first.
- Go where? - Nowhere.
The Belgaroth Asteroid Belt.
- Aw, you told.
Now she's gonna say - No way! You are not taking my little brother on some crazy-dangerous trip to an asteroid belt or anywhere else, for that matter.
- End of story.
- See? [Star Wars theme.]
1x02 - The Mines of Graballa [gasps, grunts.]
NAARE: You don't understand.
The hunt for the Kyber Saber crystals is important.
[gasps.]
Not more important than my little brother.
We're talking about the fate of the galaxy here.
Rowan's destiny is calling him.
Well, his destiny can leave a message 'cause he's not answering.
He'll be safe.
A Jedi Master always protects her Padawan.
He'll be safe 'cause he's staying right here.
- Can I say something? - You can't change my mind, Rowan.
Aw.
You will allow me to take your brother to the Belgaroth Asteroid Belt.
Did you just try your mind trick thing on me?! Uh No! There was a bug.
[buzzing.]
There it is, see? You said that only worked on the weak-minded! Are you saying I'm weak-minded? No, I'm sure you say lots of intelligent things.
[sighs.]
- Wish I could just do this myself.
- Try this.
[gulps.]
I followed the recipe, but I don't have taste sensors.
- [gags.]
Do you love it? - Blech.
Ew.
Burnt! [gasps.]
Like we're gonna be if we don't get outta here because - reactor leak! - Reactor leak? That'll melt my circuits for sure! Do you know what the Jedi have sacrificed for this galaxy? I'm sorry about leaving your brother and sister behind, but as the last of the battle droids, I must be preserved at all costs.
You understand.
Don't sweat it, 'cause I kinda lied about the reactor leak.
[chuckles.]
Wait.
Whaaat? Don't you ever pull your crazy Force gibberish on me again! It's not gibberish! Aw, Rowan? What did you break now? Oh, no, Zander.
That wasn't Rowan.
- Naare here had a little tantrum.
- For which I apologize.
That was very [chuckles.]
un-Jedi like.
Where is Rowan anyway? - Rowan? - Rowan! - He's gone.
- One of the Z-wings is missing.
Hey, Roger! Have you seen Rowan? - He's gone too.
- [together.]
Oh, no! - Rowan! - My Z-wing! Uh, I mean Oh, no! Rowan! Right? KORDI: He must have gone to the Belgaroth Asteroid Field.
This is exactly what happens when some crackpot fills a young, impressionable head with foolish ideas! Kordi, this is awkward, but your comlink's open.
- I can hear you.
- Yeah.
I know.
[frustrated grunt.]
An asteroid field? Why? Do you hate me? Haven't I been a lovable companion? Calm down.
The ship will hold together.
It's got the Freemaker guarantee of quality.
- You are terrible at reassuring me.
- Besides, I had to do this.
The fate of the galaxy is at stake.
A Kyber Saber crystal.
I sense it.
Whoa.
Like really sense it.
It's there! ROGER: We're not the only ones here.
We should go.
- No.
- Aw.
Come on.
I've got a good feeling about this.
Really? Based on what exactly? Ooh! This must be one of those illegal Hutt mines I've heard spacers talk about.
Okay, this was a nice day trip.
Let's do it again sometime.
Now you're going to doubt me too? Relax.
We go in.
We grab the crystal.
We leap to hyperspace and give Naare the crystal.
Hey! You see the big, crushy thing, right? I I-I know where it is.
Rowan! Rowan! [grunts.]
Yeow! That'll never buff out.
Rowan! Snap out of it! [music.]
The crystal, it's close.
So close.
Rowan! I hate that I'm so loyal.
Rowan! That doesn't go anywhere except down! The crystal [grunts.]
I got the crystal.
Aaah! Now what?! - Excellent question.
Oh, boy.
- [grunts.]
Roger? It's not that I don't have this under control.
I totally do.
[grunts.]
But if you wanted to help, now would be a good time.
Really good! [screams.]
[sighs.]
Thanks, Roger.
Lucky for you, I make friends fast.
Thanks for the ride, DLC-13! If you're ever on the Wheel, look me up! Look what I found a Kyber Saber crystal! By myself! Sweet, right? Fantastic! Well done! Can we leave now? Aw, man.
Naare will be so proud.
What are you doing here? Okay.
This will be, um, challenging.
Good news! I like a challenge.
- Sometimes.
- Don't worry, Zander.
We've got a "magical Jedi" with us.
She'll "use the Force" to find Rowan.
It isn't that simple.
There are nuances to how the Force works, and So, you're admitting you're basically useless? No! Okay, don't admit it.
I'm good with whatever.
[grunting.]
We're gonna have to find Rowan the old-fashioned way by looking.
- What are you doing down here? - Uh Are you guys here to watch the mining droids blow stuff up? - Um - That's why I'm here.
Nobody likes watching stuff blow up more than me.
Whoa, Raam.
Why you gotta do that? You know I like it more than you do.
Baash, all I know is you keep talkin', I'm gonna drop you like a wet womp rat! Oh, you wanna butt horns? Is that it? - I'll knock you in the next quadrant! - Let's dance, you herded nerf! [grunting.]
[clank.]
Gah! [both laughing.]
[both groaning.]
What were we talking about again? Uh, give me a minute.
It'll come to me.
Oh, right.
You two.
Who are you again? - [low voice.]
We're bounty hunters.
- We're what? I'm Grunt Boar, the galaxy's most dangerous Ugnaught.
- And this is IG-89.
- What are you talking about? You've heard of IG-88, the famous bounty hunter droid.
- Well, he's one better.
- Can't argue with the math.
Anyhoo, we're off to hunt some bounties 'cause that's what we bounty hunters do.
- Bounty hunters? - Not so fast! You gotta meet the boss! He's gonna like you.
Yeah! With you being such dangerous bounty hunters and all.
- Come on.
- Does it seem to you like this is going horribly wrong? 'Cause it seems that way to me.
[music.]
[speaking Huttese.]
Well, thank you, Jabba.
When it comes to mining ore in the middle of a desolate asteroid field, I'm your Hutt.
And have been for two whole centuries now.
But who's counting? [laughing.]
[Huttese continues.]
Yeah, about that.
So I was thinking, you know, maybe it's time for me to move on to to new challenges.
New New frontiers.
Yeppau! Will you turn the Turn the thing, will you? We've been through thi Just a minute.
He's getting it.
Ha! May I present to you hold it up Graballa's Beachside Resort and Buffet! I know you're a buffet guy.
Think about it.
Sun and sand, fine dining.
Maybe we get Max Rebo and the gang to play a show? We'll make a fortune with this! [grumbles.]
Jabba, it's your old cousin Graballa talking here.
I'm only 462 years old.
I'm in the prime of my life.
I can't keep floating around on an asteroid field forever.
I'm literally Watch my lips.
I'm literally begging you.
If I had knees, I'd use 'em.
[Huttese.]
"I'm wasting his precious time.
" - Do you hear the way he talks to me?! - Yep.
- Such disrespect.
To his own cousin! - Yep.
- Does family mean nothing anymore? - Nope.
[together.]
Hey, boss! Oh, the think tank's here, everybody.
All right, nitwits.
What is it? Make it fast.
Your mere presence kills brain cells.
We found new bounty hunters.
Wow.
I've already got a bounty hunter.
[snoring.]
Okay, Dengar's no Boba Fett, but [snoring continues.]
There's no "but.
" He's no Boba Fett, but he's still a bounty hunter! Grunt here says he's the galaxy's most dangerous Ugnaught.
And IG-89 here is one better than IG-88.
- A-Ask Baash about the math.
- It's math.
I'm sure the one thing I'm never gonna ask Baash about is math, but thanks for trying.
Alright, I'll tell you what.
You and, uh, bolt bucket here prove you're faster, tougher and stronger than Dengar, you can have his job.
- We're in! - Uh, wait, uh, hold on! I-I-I'd like a moment to confer with my associate.
What are you doing? We're not bounty hunters.
I'm the most-beloved member of a scrappy salvage team, and you're my rapscallion sidekick! We'll argue who's sidekicking who later.
I mean, I just found a Kyber Saber crystal! - On my own.
- On your own? - That's how you remember it?! - Yes.
So trust me when I say we can take that guy.
[snorting.]
[low voice.]
As I was saying, Mr.
the Hutt, we are in - Yah! - Ooh! Oohie-boohie! - ROWAN: Wow! - Whoa! Whoa! [Roger blubbering.]
[screams.]
Whoa! Uh-oh.
Something's not right.
[grunting.]
Come on, Ugnaught.
Show me what you got.
[ferocious scream.]
[laughing.]
Little guy's got spunk! - I'm coming, Rowan! - Ow! Hey! Cut it out! Okay.
Bored now.
[chuckles, snoring.]
[high-pitched groan.]
Ho! What have we here? Something valuable? Yep, yep and yep.
What's happening? Did you lose the Kyber Saber crystal? Aw, you just found that.
I'm looking, Kordi, and you know what I'm not seeing? Rowan.
You know what I am seeing? Rocks, rocks, rocks and [clank.]
ship parts? - From Rowan's Ugly? - Z-wing is the preferred term, thanks.
Our boy left a trail.
A Kyber Saber crystal? Sounds valuable.
Not at all.
It's a worthless pebble.
So here, give it to me.
Right.
You came all the way to the middle of an asteroid belt for a worthless pebble.
'Cause I was born yesterday.
You're in over your head.
Let me handle this.
Yes, that crystal is valuable.
In fact, the Emperor is collecting a complete set.
So unless you want the most powerful man in the galaxy - Whoa, whoa.
There's more than one? - Yes.
But did you hear the part about the Emperor? I don't care about the Emperor! They're valuable.
So how do I get more? Oh, well, you just Uh, you, well - You handle it.
- Mr.
the Hutt, sir, we don't know.
- We got lucky finding this one.
- So you won't talk? Fine.
Smiley will make you talk.
[squawks.]
That doesn't sound so bad.
- He seems friendly.
- Well, that's not Smiley.
[growling.]
That's Smiley! [roars.]
Oh! So the name is ironic.
You were right.
I am in over my head.
It's not what's over your head that concerns me.
It's what's under it! ZANDER: There.
That's Rowan's Ugly.
Oh, I thought you called them Z-wings.
No.
After what he did to it, it's definitely Ugly.
- So where's Rowan? - If I had to guess I wanna keep it simple, 'cause I have a hunch simple works best for you.
Tell me how I get more of these crystals, or join Smiley for lunch.
We're doomed.
Speak for yourself.
It's not gonna eat a droid.
Wrong! I clean his litter box.
- That kitty'll eat anything.
- Help! Somebody help! I'm the last of the battle droids! Preserve me! [roars.]
Hey! Who's ready for the bargain of a lifetime? You must be the head honcho, the big Hutt.
- You radiate authority.
- That's true.
You're very perceptive.
So, I'm betting you understand the value of a great deal, am I right? - Also true.
- Then you'll love this.
Laser cannons made from repurposed parts, good as new.
- Show 'em, Zander! - Oops.
Did you like that guy? I mean, he's all right, but that thing wow! After just one shot, a new weapon depreciates in value.
That's pure financial loss.
[tool whirring.]
Why pay inflated dealer prices? - It's a good question.
Why? - Wait, my friend.
If you like that, then you'll love what's next.
- Hey.
- You want to take a nap.
[together.]
We want to take a nap.
Minds don't come any weaker than that.
[Roger screams.]
Shh! It's that simple.
A high-quality ship befitting an intergalactic legitimate businessman of your stature.
- This Ugly - Z-wing.
Not the time.
This ship can be yours for a mere 20 credits a month for 36 months, zero down, financing available.
- So, what do you say? Deal? - No deal.
But that was a decent distraction while your friend over there freed the kid.
- ROGER: Are we home yet? - Smiley's eatin' well tonight! Uh, we'll show ourselves out.
Now, Zander! Ah, it's windy! ALL: Whoa! - The crystal! - Grab on, Roger! Don't leave me! [screams.]
Ooh-hoo! Wish I hadn't seen that.
I'll need a memory wipe.
Ugh! Release the swarm! [music.]
[grunts.]
We got company.
Hey! Fly faster! Faster! KORDI: The shield couplers.
Ugh! [Roger screaming.]
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Hey! Thanks.
[gasping.]
ALL: Oh! Yippee! The Force.
Whoa.
Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Ha-ha! Okay, maybe there is a little something to this Jedi business.
Yeah.
Whoo! She's completely amazing.
- KORDI: I didn't say that.
- ZANDER: I did though.
Sorry, guys.
I never meant to cause so much trouble.
Trouble? Was there trouble, Zander? Well, Kordi, our brother did steal one of our ships.
We'll never see that again.
- Oh, yeah, flew it into an asteroid field.
- He's lucky to be alive.
Wound up face-to-face with a Hutt.
Make that super lucky to be alive.
Then he forced us to do all the same - things to save his sorry hide.
- Right.
So, yeah, I guess there was some trouble.
But it was all worth it to get you back, little brother.
Yeah.
Still, do not run off like that again, ever! - You hear me? - I do, Kordi.
[sighs.]
The person I really owe an apology to is Naare.
Master, I had a Kyber Saber crystal in my hand, and then I lost it in an asteroid field.
Now you'll never collect all the crystals.
I've ruined all your plans forever.
There's no way anybody could ever fix this.
It's all my fault, and all I can say is - I know where it is! - BOTH: Rowan! [Zander shouting.]
Found it! I found the Kyber Saber crystal! Oh, Rowan, all is forgiven.
Again.
For the second time today! Who's got two thumbs Uh, two hands and has the Force flowing through him? This guy right here! Yeah! All right, listen up.
Those crystals are worth so much, the Emperor himself wants them.
The Emperor! If I get them first, then maybe I become more powerful than a certain slime-sucking cousin of mine! - We all know I'm talking about Jabba, right? - Yep.
But them crystals could be anywhere in the galaxy.
- In the galaxy, boss! - And the galaxy is, like big.
I don't know how we find the crystals.
But I know who does.
That kid.
Find him, whoever he is, and bring him to me.

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