Let's Talk About CHU (2024) s01e02 Episode Script

Hsiu-min!
Sit here.
Are you back for the New Year?
No, I moved back a long time ago.
My husband
isn't as hardworking as Old Chu.
Don't say that.
It's true.
Our industry is really bad right now.
Many factories have closed down.
Old Chu is way more impressive.
Is he here?
He doesn't like the water.
What a pity.
Old Pin was just saying a few days ago
that he hadn't seen him in a while.
I saw on Facebook
that you two celebrated an anniversary.
How sweet!
It just happened
to also be Lunar New Year.
It was just a family dinner.
She's so flexible.
We were once young and flexible.
You don't say!
Come to our house for dinner one day.
If I knew you were back, I would have.
Okay, let's set a date.
- Bye.
- Don't forget.
Thank you.
Excuse me. When are the books due?
In one month.
March 7th.
Okay, thank you.
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ANNIE
ANNIE, HERE IS LIFE
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MS. AI, IS THIS YOU?
I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
- I'm sorry.
Can I leave my bag here?
You can hang your bag on the hook.
Do you mind if I look at this?
SECRET STORY
OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDEN
I read on Dcard
that a hard-on makes it less painful.
Look at it if you think it will help.
It's okay.
Is it true
that men look bigger when waxed?
You can say that.
Let's remove it all then.
Okay, I'll do it for you.
SECRET FANTASIES
OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDEN
It will feel a little warm when applied.
Take a deep breath.
Three, two, one.
15 MATCHES! 8 UNREAD CHATS
A-HSIEN INVITES YOU TO PLAY A GAME,
6 UNREAD MESSAGES
YOU HAVE A MESSAGE FROM YINNY
LET'S MEET UP TODAY?
AI-AI
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
I'LL COME BY TO HANG OUT LATER?
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?
I'LL COME BY TO HANG OUT LATER?
That feels so good.
BIG TITS TAIWANESE GIRL TAKES ON
THE CHALLENGE OF CONTINUOUS FUCKING
I WANT TO BANG THAT HOT BODY
THAT COCK IS SO SMALL.
SHOULD CHOOSE ME INSTEAD.
WE'LL FUCK THEN, I'LL CUM INSIDE HER
I'VE GOT THAT CREAM SHE'S MISSING
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Chu Ai, did you see it?
I told you
not to put that out in the public.
Did you report the account?
No, we can't just report the account.
Report it to the police.
We'll ask Minty for time off.
Sue the shit out of that dick.
Look, it's fine. I deleted it all.
Let me tell you.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Shit.
When he messaged you
about your sugar daddy price,
you got so pissed off.
Now he makes a public post
with your face on a porn actress.
All you do is delete it.
Are you kidding me?
Who knows if it's the same person?
Bullshit. Who else could it be?
Influencers like me that talk about sex.
We have a high chance
of meeting perverts, okay?
It could be anyone, all right?
Miss.
What's wrong? Do you have a fever?
You're the one with a fever.
Just ignore it.
I'm going to eat.
What do you mean ignore it?
Chu Ai, I'm talking to you!
Chu Ai!
You're awake.
I stocked the fridge
with your favorite foods.
Help yourself later.
Okay.
And this is for you.
These all are.
CONDOMS
Didn't I say I could buy them myself?
It doesn't matter who buys it.
It's so awkward.
How did I end up
with such an old-fashioned son?
I feel awkward for you.
When your dad wakes up,
we'll go to your favorite diner.
He's here today?
Yes, but he's leaving
on a business trip tomorrow.
I'll make a 7 p.m. dinner reservation.
You guys go ahead.
I have plans.
Where are you going?
Wait.
I was going to ask your dad
to give it to you himself.
I'll go blow-dry my hair.
Make sure you put it away.
Remember to thank Dad.
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WELCOME!
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A BIG TITS TAIWANESE GIRL BEING FUCKED
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Mathafaka.
Yueh.
I can't finish it. Help me.
Beg me.
Please.
I'll eat it for you next time.
What are you doing?
Hello?
What's up?
Yes, I'm free.
I'll go home when I'm done with work.
Yes, I miss you.
I miss you.
All right.
Bye.
THE STALLION PRINCE HAS ARRIVED
A-KUNG'S EROTIC FITNESS CLINIC
Now you've come to find me.
Did you miss me?
Chou Ping-ke, why are you here?
I was eating nearby and I thought
Hold on.
Can you please talk to Ai-ai for me?
Talk to her? About what?
About her video.
Hold on.
Hello, Wax Baby. How are you?
Okay, let me check for you. Please wait.
COME BACK AND APOLOGIZE TO YOUR DAD
Why didn't you reply?
Are you being a diva?
- That's right.
- Why are you here?
To get rid of my hair.
Talk to her about what?
Ask her yourself.
Are you going to report this?
It doesn't matter.
You can tell it's not me.
We're such different sizes.
That's true, but
But I think you should be more careful.
Be careful of what?
Aren't you not reporting him
because you want to use him?
Idiot.
It has nothing to do with that.
As long as you know what I'm saying.
I really don't.
Well
It's all good when you get exposure,
but when you don't,
it becomes sexual harassment.
Isn't that what you're thinking?
There are a lot of haters now so just
Just be careful.
Are you victim blaming?
I didn't say that.
They're the ones
who need to be educated, okay?
All right.
I could ask my mom
and get advice from a lawyer.
The situation could get serious.
That's my opinion.
- If you don't
- If you want to chat,
can we do it after work?
You don't have any customers.
I'm sorry.
I don't want my boss
to think I'm slacking off.
This job is very important to me.
I'm not as fortunate as you, Prince Chou.
Just living off your black card
without having to work.
What was that for?
I'm just giving you advice.
So do you have
any other criticism or advice?
Or do you want to ask your mom first?
Okay, whatever.
As long as you can convince yourself.
Okay, thank you.
Who is it?
It's me.
Let's talk.
I came here directly before eating.
You know my mom's condition.
When are you going?
Where?
That's not important.
Can't you be more understanding?
Am I not understanding?
I need something from her.
Why else would I do it?
What do you need from her?
To sponsor my clinic.
I can sponsor you too.
I was seriously just putting on a show.
It's just this one time. I swear.
It won't happen again.
Don't be mad, okay?
Talk to me.
Didn't you say you haven't eaten?
Why did you turn it off?
It's too noisy.
Choke me.
Choke me.
Choke
Choke my neck.
Choke you?
Choke me.
Harder.
Like this.
Harder.
Like this.
You're so strong.
Baby, cum on my face.
Cum on my face.
Hurry.
Why didn't you cum on my face?
I couldn't bear to.
It's okay.
I asked for it.
Sir, do you have another card?
Did this one not work either?
Why don't you try this one again?
I've tried these cards
more than three times.
I'm sorry.
Here you go.
Thank you.
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You're home.
What's wrong?
I don't know why I'm so tired today.
Do you want a massage?
You'll feel better.
- Okay.
- Come.
How is it?
Is it okay?
I'm all sweaty.
It's okay.
It feels so good.
I love you.
You didn't come?
I'm too tired.
Just text him and apologize.
- He'll reset your card right away.
- I'm not as lucky as you, Prince Chou.
- What was so important?
- You get a black card without working.
You can't even support yourself.
- Or do you want to ask your mom first?
- Don't be so naive.
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KE
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Hey, A-hsien. What are you up to?
Let's play a match.
2-HOUR SPEEDY DELIVERY
Shit.
Wait.
It really only took two hours.
What did you buy this time?
Nothing. Just cosmetics.
How many faces do you have?
You keep buying more.
Should we bring red wine this weekend?
Or should we bring dessert?
This weekend?
What do you mean?
This weekend?
Did you forget?
You said you would have lunch
with me at Lisa's house.
Lisa?
The author I met at the book fair.
The one who wrote Silver Lining.
Weren't you listening?
Did you mean Saturday or Sunday?
Saturday.
I can't make it on Saturday.
I'm going to watch the game
with my buddies.
Forget it. I'll go by myself.
Who are you looking for?
Excuse me.
Does Ms. Chu Yeh Mei-chih live here?
Yes, that's my wife.
What's the matter?
Hello, sir.
I'm sorry, but your doorbell doesn't ring.
I'm here to give Mei-chih
a donation receipt.
A receipt?
- Please give it to her.
- Okay.
- I'll get going then.
- Okay.
Have a good night.
This is for you.
My turn.
It doesn't matter.
You're back.
That's 660,000 dollars!
You donated 660,000 dollars!
I'm making good karma for you.
Is my karma so bad
that you need to donate 660,000 dollars?
Shouldn't you have
discussed it with me first?
Are you the one making the money?
What are you yelling for?
Does making money give you more authority?
If I hadn't taken care of our kids,
could you have opened
a factory in Indonesia?
Look how our son turned out
under your care.
How dare you say that?
What's wrong with my son?
Are you any better than me?
All you do is make money.
What have you contributed to this family?
Since they were little,
have you ever participated
in any activities?
You never even took them to the park!
What kind of dad are you?
I'm begging you.
Go and get the money back.
Two words.
"No way!"
- How could you
- What?
Let's just get a divorce.
What are you saying?
Do you think I'm joking?
You threaten me with divorce
every time we fight.
Let's just get a divorce.
I don't want my money going
to scammers left and right.
Scammer? I dare you to say that again!
Once isn't enough. I'll say it 100 times.
Scammers!
Chu Cheng-nan!
Go back to Indonesia right now!
You don't have to tell me.
I'll book the ticket now.
You had better keep your word!
Three motorized nursing beds.
Seventy-eight thousand.
Yu-sen.
What are you looking so seriously at?
Nothing.
Why haven't I seen Henry lately?
You just missed him.
How are things between you two?
We're okay.
Do you still plan to marry him?
No way.
Your sexual preferences don't match.
How is it different from marrying a girl?
It's very different.
Trust your sister.
Yielding unconditionally
means this relationship started
with unequal statuses and can't last long.
It's not up to you how long we will last.
I'm objective as a spectator, okay?
I don't know what you like about him.
It's not like he's good to you.
I didn't know someone with an IQ of 140
would be hung up on puppy love.
Hello, Mom.
Why are you still up?
Sure. It's my day off tomorrow.
I'll pick you up tomorrow.
I'm with Yu-sen.
Do you want to talk to him?
Okay, I know.
Good night. Bye.
- What did she say?
- To change your air purifier's filter.
She also said Dad is going
to Indonesia tomorrow.
Indonesia?
Did they fight again?
I don't know.
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Shih-chieh.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
It's time to eat.
I'm almost done.
I'll go back first. Hurry up.
Altogether, it was almost
three months.
Did you write this book in three months?
That's amazing.
You can do it too.
I've been writing for three years.
I haven't finished it yet.
Is there any imbalance
in your intimate life?
How rude.
What?
We're adults.
What can't we talk about?
We were like that before.
It's not a big deal.
I'm sorry.
Lin can be a bit blunt.
No, it's fine.
But he's right.
It took us a long time
to find our desires for each other again.
Impotence.
Low libido.
It's all just a side effect
of our psychological state.
Actually, we can change that.
Right?
I think they're so in love.
They're so open with each other.
The group they were talking about,
the tantra group,
sounds so fascinating.
I think Hsiao-ai has mentioned it before.
Why don't we check it out?
I'm going to be getting busier.
It's just three hours on the weekend.
We can learn to feel our bodies
and improve our intimate relationships.
Don't you think it sounds appealing?
Why aren't you answering me?
I'm going to Tainan this weekend.
Then we can go the week after.
Can we?
Didn't I already go to dinner
with you today?
So?
I'm so busy that I don't
even have time to play golf.
I really don't have the energy
to go to some weird class with you.
How is it weird?
Didn't you hear them?
Many people in the West
Write letters to their genitals?
I don't want to.
Toothbrush.
AI-AI
MISSED CALLS
His indifference scared Chiang Yu-chien.
"You're so distant,"
She trembled and said.
"Is it my fault?
Am I not young anymore?
Am I not trying hard enough?
Am I not
tight enough?"
DR. QQ
Shit.
How do I turn it off?
I heard this is very nutritious.
Just have a small bowl, okay?
You should call before coming next time.
You can't just drop in.
What if I wasn't home?
Ask your sister how many times we called.
Hsiao-ai.
Tell your sister
how many times we've called.
Mom, she can make it herself.
If she could,
she would have a baby by now.
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How many times have I told you?
Don't put so many mirrors
in the living room. You didn't listen.
Mirrors drive away the baby's energy
and deplete the man's energy.
You can look in the mirror
in the bathroom.
Put this away.
Goodness.
Right.
Mom, what do you want now?
It's nothing. Let me tell you.
My friend said
that the bed's feng shui is important.
Let me take a look.
Okay, I'll drink the soup you made.
Let's talk about the rest later, okay?
How old are you?
Don't be silly.
Let me take a look.
- No.
- It's very effective.
What's wrong with looking?
- No.
- I'll take a look. Don't
You're being so weird!
I'm on birth control!
It won't work no matter what you do.
We're purposely not having kids.
I don't get it.
He's a professor now.
You have a normal job.
You're financially stable now.
Why don't you have kids?
We have our reasons.
What are they?
Global warming and air pollution.
The environment is so bad now.
Even the food we eat is poisonous.
Why should I bring a life
into this world to suffer?
Don't make excuses!
Don't say I didn't tell you.
Men eventually dump women
who don't have children.
You will see!
You're so stupid.
Mom,
I don't think women have to have children.
Do you think you're happy?
Yes!
What are you laughing at?
If you want a baby, then have it yourself!
What are you talking about?
I
Your sister should think about it.
I'm doing this for her own good.
Mom,
you were emotionally blackmailing her.
Emotionally blackmailing?
I'm doing this for her own good.
If she doesn't have a baby now,
what will she do when she's old?
She has Shih-chieh, right?
Think about it.
Shih-chieh is much older than her.
If he dies first,
your sister will be alone.
I don't expect anything
from your brother now.
Now that your sister is like this,
I'm telling you now.
You and Ping-ke
need to maintain a good relationship.
Just have two children.
Boys or girls, either one is fine.
One boy and one girl are even better.
Yes.
- Right?
- What a schemer.
- Yes.
- It's because he looks the best.
- It's true.
- Don't say that.
No.
- He's good-looking. You guys are too.
- Not at all.
- Look how cunning he is.
- Look at me.
What's up with you? I'll eat you up.
You're handsome too.
As if! You clearly said
This place is great.
- I want to come often.
- Yes, come often.
Wait.
What's up with him today? He's silent.
He's always like this. You know that.
He can't be like that.
It's a special occasion.
Little buddy.
Come on, I'll take you to G-Star.
I'm fine.
Come on. I'll show you around.
There are a lot of big rods there.
He doesn't like those places.
- Why are you forcing him?
- I'm rarely in Taipei.
It won't be fun without you today.
- I know.
- Why don't you lend Henry to us today?
Isn't that the same thing?
It's okay. Go with them.
Are you sure?
Have fun.
I'll go home by myself.
You're the best.
You were right. He's so obedient.
Go away.
I'll see you later.
You should crash with them tonight.
I want to get a good night's sleep.
Here.
- Be careful. It's hot.
- Thank you.
You're almost done with work, right?
There's just one more paper.
Honey, let me ask you.
We're still not thinking
about having kids, right?
Why are you suddenly asking this?
We talked about this
at Lunar New Year's Eve dinner last week.
No, it's just that my mom
It's nothing.
It's nothing.
I've said it many times
The environment is bad.
I know.
I was just asking.
Don't take it too seriously.
All right.
I know.
Okay.
I need to take care of something first.
Talk later.
Hi, Yueh.
Hi, Yueh.
What's going on?
The God of Gamblers is drunk.
He has lost this much.
700,000.
Handsome, are you in or not?
I'm in. I'm a good boy.
- Call.
- Hurry up.
Gay.
So even a drunken shark
can become a cash cow.
No.
Show your cards.
Any bets?
No.
I'm out. Another 200,000.
Our manager invites you
to his office for tea.
Tea?
I only drink alcohol.
Please come with me.
Where?
Deal the cards.
Deal the cards.
Tell him to drink with me.
Tell him to come.
- Tell him to drink with me.
- Damn you.
Get up. Let's go.
Tell him to drink with you?
Show some respect.
Where are we going?
Go to the back.
Two hundred thousand dollars?
- Boss.
- You always tell me to be obedient.
He's here.
I'm already being obedient.
Why did you push me?
That's strange. Why is he so mad?
I'm not even angry.
Weird guy.
I want money.
You already
borrowed 900,000 dollars tonight.
So what if it's 900,000 dollars?
Look at you.
I don't think
you know our rules very well.
It's seven days per installment.
With 10% interest.
It's quite profitable.
It's quite profitable.
Why don't you lend me money?
If you can't pay me back,
you had better learn
to hold the cards with your feet.
Leave through the back door right now.
I'll contact you tomorrow.
Through the back door?
Do you like it from the rear?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Get the fuck out of here.
Mathafaka!
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YOU'RE SO SEXY
I WANT TO GO HOME WITH YOU
AND LICK YOUR G-CUP TITS
Is porn a good sex tutorial?
Not really.
Unless you're just trying
to satisfy yourself.
Actresses are actresses.
The orgasms aren't real.
A lot of porn scenes
are based on men's fantasies.
Jackrabbiting, head thrusts, deepthroat.
It's so different from real-life sex.
But porn is what most people used
to learn how to have sex.
In recent years, there has been
an increase in porn catered to women.
The foreplay is longer.
It's also gentler.
The male actors are usually more handsome,
have carefully selected bodies,
and especially considerate.
Most importantly, the content
doesn't involve any violence or rape.
There's no textbook
that can teach you accurately
how to make your partner orgasm.
Ms. Ai advises you to learn
about each other's preferences
and explore more.
Don't be shy.
Making love is as important as eating.
I'm Ms. Ai.
Only Sex, No Love.
If you like my channel,
remember to like, subscribe, and share.
See you next time. Bye.
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