Marvel Spider-Man Shorts s01e02 Episode Script
Observation (Part 2)
My name is Peter Parker, and I just made the entrance of a lifetime.
Unfortunately, no one was around to see it.
Or should I say, fortunately, no one was around, because I was just bitten by a radioactive spider.
[groaning.]
Hot.
[grunts.]
[faucet off.]
[grunting.]
Ahh.
Ahh.
Better.
Okay.
Relax, Pete.
It's just a spider bite.
[grunts.]
No reason to to be alarmed.
Aah! [breathing heavily.]
Aah! Huh.
I can see.
[laughs.]
I can see without my glasses! [sighs.]
Okay.
Okay, walk it off, Pete.
Just walk it off.
You've been bitten by things before.
No big deal.
There was that summer you were bitten by that dog.
And I know at least a thousand mosquitoes have taken a nibble.
So this is probably no different, right? Hmm? [screams.]
Pete? You in here, buddy? Pete? Hmm.
[grunts, sighs.]
I've gotta get outta here.
You'd think I'd share something this big with my best friend, Harry.
But my head was spinning, and I felt like I needed to understand it myself first.
Okay, focus, Pete.
You can do this.
This is just a problem like any other, right? Now, how would a scientist go about solving this? Right! The five steps of the scientific method! Thank you, Madame Curie.
And those steps are: observation, hypothesis, prediction, experimentation, and conclusion.
No, Mr.
Nobel.
Panic is not one of the steps.
That's something I added on my own.
You're right.
Stick with the basics.
Step one: observation.
I have observed that I seem to have the powers of a spider, presumably given to me by one of the experimental spiders that got loose at Oscorp [eerie sound.]
What's happening? It feels like my entire body's covered in goose bumps.
And they're all telling me to jump! [horn blaring.]
[grunts.]
Huh? [horn blaring.]
[yells.]
Hey, look at that kid! How's he doing that? Uh-oh.
Can't deal with this now.
Observations indicate that I have a spider's sense and a spider's stickiness.
Whoa! I could never do this before.
This could totally come in handy.
But do I also have a spider's strength? In class we learned that spiders can lift 173 times their own weight - Hey, guys, look at this! - Hmm? Somebody hand me my phone.
[all gasp.]
Huh! And have you get a million hits thanks to me? I don't think so, lady.
[rumbling debris.]
And that's a big yes for the super-strength.
'Cause this just got awesome.
Unfortunately, no one was around to see it.
Or should I say, fortunately, no one was around, because I was just bitten by a radioactive spider.
[groaning.]
Hot.
[grunts.]
[faucet off.]
[grunting.]
Ahh.
Ahh.
Better.
Okay.
Relax, Pete.
It's just a spider bite.
[grunts.]
No reason to to be alarmed.
Aah! [breathing heavily.]
Aah! Huh.
I can see.
[laughs.]
I can see without my glasses! [sighs.]
Okay.
Okay, walk it off, Pete.
Just walk it off.
You've been bitten by things before.
No big deal.
There was that summer you were bitten by that dog.
And I know at least a thousand mosquitoes have taken a nibble.
So this is probably no different, right? Hmm? [screams.]
Pete? You in here, buddy? Pete? Hmm.
[grunts, sighs.]
I've gotta get outta here.
You'd think I'd share something this big with my best friend, Harry.
But my head was spinning, and I felt like I needed to understand it myself first.
Okay, focus, Pete.
You can do this.
This is just a problem like any other, right? Now, how would a scientist go about solving this? Right! The five steps of the scientific method! Thank you, Madame Curie.
And those steps are: observation, hypothesis, prediction, experimentation, and conclusion.
No, Mr.
Nobel.
Panic is not one of the steps.
That's something I added on my own.
You're right.
Stick with the basics.
Step one: observation.
I have observed that I seem to have the powers of a spider, presumably given to me by one of the experimental spiders that got loose at Oscorp [eerie sound.]
What's happening? It feels like my entire body's covered in goose bumps.
And they're all telling me to jump! [horn blaring.]
[grunts.]
Huh? [horn blaring.]
[yells.]
Hey, look at that kid! How's he doing that? Uh-oh.
Can't deal with this now.
Observations indicate that I have a spider's sense and a spider's stickiness.
Whoa! I could never do this before.
This could totally come in handy.
But do I also have a spider's strength? In class we learned that spiders can lift 173 times their own weight - Hey, guys, look at this! - Hmm? Somebody hand me my phone.
[all gasp.]
Huh! And have you get a million hits thanks to me? I don't think so, lady.
[rumbling debris.]
And that's a big yes for the super-strength.
'Cause this just got awesome.