Mastram (2020) s01e02 Episode Script

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- "Beauteous and passionate women.
- "Beauteous and passionate women
Often use their husbands as a license
- to seek pleasure and satisfy themselves
- to seek pleasure and satisfy themselves.
"Madhuri was one such woman."
- The ninth grader?
- Hey, she is your sister-in-law.
"She used to crave a
new fantasy every night."
"She used to crave a
new fantasy every night."
Hey, what are you looking at? ..
Slow down, you'll break it!
"I am 20 years old."
I fell in love with a handsome
boy four years ago
I fell in love with a handsome
boy four years ago
"His touch used to send
chills all over my body"
It's great you got a publisher, buddy!
- Did he pay you? ..
- Did he pay you?
Yes, I got an advance.
- Really?
- Yes
Uncle, here's a couplet.
Go ahead.
"When in sorrow, my friend
used my shoulder to cry on"
"When in sorrow, my friend
used my shoulder to cry on"
Lovely!
"When in sorrow, my friend
used my shoulder to cry on
when it came to sharing joy,
he shoved my butt with a baton."
"When it came to sharing joy,
he shoved my butt with a baton."
Well said! Amazing!
No more tea parties.
I want meat and some
drinks to gulp it down with
I want meat and some
drinks to gulp it down with.
We will have a real party. Right, Uncle?
- Son.
- Yes? ..
- Son.
- Yes?
- Here's a piece of advice.
- What?
Always make sure that
you have wealthy friends
Always make sure that
you have wealthy friends.
- He is right.
- Really?
Because if you befriend beggars like him
they will want a treat
even when you hit puberty
they will want a treat
even when you hit puberty
You didn't need your parents'
permission to romance.
But when it came to
marriage you want dowry? ..
But when it came to
marriage you want dowry?
Actually, it happened in the moment.
In the moment?
It's trust that makes love stronger.
Love is not only a feeling
but also a responsibility
Love is not only a feeling
but also a responsibility.
Never break her trust
I want to tell you what
my heart goes through ..
I want to be with you ..
My days ♪
My days and my nights
are incomplete without you ..
My days and my nights
are incomplete without you ♪
I want to tell you what
my heart goes through ..
I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪
I want to be with you ..
I want to be with you ..
It's trust that makes love stronger.
Love is not only a feeling
but also a responsibility. ..
Love is not only a feeling
but also a responsibility.
Rajaram, are you cooking
on the flame of a candle? ..
Rajaram, are you cooking
on the flame of a candle?
Rajaram!
- Yes, I am getting the food. -Gopal! ..
- Yes, I am getting the food. -Gopal!
My nephew can cook on a lit matchstick as well! ..
Gopal, talk to him! ..
She is a nice and beautiful girl.
But he just won't listen
Uncle, forget that I'm 27 even when I turn 37
if I don't like a girl,
I won't marry her
if I don't like a girl,
I won't marry her.
- Then don't! Don't get married!
- Uncle!
- At least meet her once
- At least meet her once.
- Uncle, what is the point
- Quiet! Enough!
- Uncle
- Enough.
We are going to meet
the girl's family tomorrow
We are going to meet
the girl's family tomorrow.
Okay, Uncle. We will go
I can't handle this torture!
We have just started
Hold on.
- What's that mark?
- Hey! ..
- What's that mark?
- Hey!
- Which one?
- This one. How did you get it?
- Stop it! ..
- Stop it!
Well
- It's a childhood mark, my friend
- It's a childhood mark, my friend.
Childhood? How?
- I got it when I was in school
- I got it when I was in school.
In school?
By a teacher's cane
You are a gentleman. How did you get beaten up?
- Were you caned on your butt? ..
- Were you caned on your butt?
Elaborate. Tell me everything.
- Elaborate? ..
- Elaborate?
So, you want the details
Well, the story began
when I was on the edge of puberty. ..
When I was on the edge of puberty.
I was trying to find myself, my identity.
Uncle wanted me to have a better education. ..
Uncle wanted me to have a better education.
- So he enrolled me in a new school. ..
- So he enrolled me in a new school.
Well, it was a nice school
but it was a boys' school. ..
And a boys' school
is like a dried out tree desperate
for a few drops of water. ..
Is like a dried out tree
desperate for a few drops of water.
And when it came to women,
we only got to see dull,
ageing teachers in the school. ..
We only got to see dull,
ageing teachers in the school.
Then one day, came a downpour in the desert. ..
Then one day, came a downpour in the desert.
A downpour that made us all wet in our pants. ..
A downpour that made us all wet in our pants.
Finally, a teacher the
entire school was waiting for.
Her gait and her smile
- made everybody's heart skip a beat. ..
- Made everybody's heart skip a beat.
The hot summer got hotter ..
The hot summer got hotter
- when she came to our class. ..
- When she came to our class.
Miss Rita was from Delhi, she was divorced.
- And though she taught us biology ..
- And though she taught us biology
Everybody in the class used
to focus on her geography. ..
Everybody in the class used
to focus on her geography.
This is the bosom
This is the bosom.
- And
- Oh!
Anything funny? ..
Okay, let's move on. The
most important thing here is
- right here, this one
- right here, this one.
This is called Yoni.
- In English, it's called vagina
- In English, it's called vagina.
This topic should be practical
rather than theory, right?
- Oh! ..
- Oh! ..
Teacher, may I go to the washroom? ..
Yes, but come quickly.
I will come I mean, I'll be back.
- May I go to the washroom? ..
- May I go to the washroom?
Okay, come fast.
Ma'am, may I go to the washroom? ..
Ma'am, may I go to the washroom?
Everyone wants to go to the washroom? Please
You don't want to go?
- Come on!
- No, teacher.
- You can also go
- You can also go.
No, I don't feel like it
Miss Rita was modern.
- She was a huge fan of Rajesh Khanna. ..
- She was a huge fan of Rajesh Khanna.
This news spread in
the school like wild fire. ..
This news spread in
the school like wild fire.
Some even got a haircut like Rajesh Khanna. ..
Some even got a haircut like Rajesh Khanna. ..
All the male teachers used
to come early to the school ..
All the male teachers used
to come early to the school
And leave after hours.
But before they left, they used
to visit the washroom for sure. ..
But before they left, they used
to visit the washroom for sure.
While the entire school
was engrossed in Miss Rita ..
While the entire school
was engrossed in Miss Rita
I was engrossed in my books.
The classes were over. ..
The classes were over.
But I was in class as usual,
when Miss Rita saw me. ..
But I was in class as usual,
when Miss Rita saw me.
- Rajaram, what are you doing?
- Teacher.
Please sit
Teacher
Well
- there are so many English words, ..
- There are so many English words,
And they all have different meanings.
I can't understand them.
Like, "ovum, sperm."
Like, "ovum, sperm."
Show me.
"Muscle, cell."
And this chapter on human body temperature
And this chapter on human body temperature
I just didn't get it
I just didn't get it.
- Okay, what are you doing this weekend? ..
- Okay, what are you doing this weekend?
I'll be home.
- Okay then, come over to my place.
- What? ..
- Okay then, come over to my place.
- What?
I'll explain everything in an extra class.
Okay?
Even the chapter on
human body temperature? ..
Even the chapter on
human body temperature?
Everything.
- Here.
- Thank you, teacher
- Here.
- Thank you, teacher.
You are welcome
Now go out and play.
You know, all work and no play
- makes Jack a dull boy
- makes Jack a dull boy.
Teacher, Rajaram.
Rajaram. Exactly
I am on a different high.
Why are you quiet? Start
with the extra classes
Why are you quiet?
Start with the extra classes.
What happened at her place? ..
Teacher called me
home for an extra class. ..
Teacher called me
home for an extra class.
And when I opened that gate,
I felt like someone
knocked on my heart. ..
I felt like someone
knocked on my heart.
- Rajaram! -Good morning, teacher
- Rajaram! -Good morning, teacher.
Come on in.
Tell me, what did you not understand? ..
Tell me, what did you not understand?
Miss, I don't understand the
whole chapter on body temperature
Show me.
- So, the human body temperature ..
- So, the human body temperature
Is also known as euthermia or normothermia.
And the human body temperature ranges between
36.5° Celsius to 37° Celsius
36.5° Celsius to 37° Celsius.
Ma'am, does that mean everybody's
body temperature is the same? ..
Ma'am, does that mean everybody's
body temperature is the same?
Not at all. Body temperature
depends on a lot of factors.
- Like stress, anxiety
- Anxiety
- Like stress, anxiety
- Anxiety.
Sex.
The reproductive status
of the subject at the time
The reproductive status
of the subject at the time.
Also the time of the day
when the body temperature is being measured.
Not just time, even
the place in your body, ..
Not just time, even
the place in your body,
Where your temperature is being measured.
- For example, the temperature of my hand ..
- For example, the temperature of my hand
Is different from the temperature of my face.
The same is the case
with my face and my neck
The same is the case
with my face and my neck.
Why don't you actually touch and feel it?
- No, my face
- No, my face.
Yeah! Come on
- How will you understand? ..
- How will you understand?
Forehead
It's warm, right?
- Feel it. It's different, isn't it? ..
- Feel it. It's different, isn't it?
It's different? Okay, touch my neck
Don't you feel it? ..
Okay, you know what? Let
me just show you something
- Stand up.
- What?
Stand up.
Okay
Now touch my neck
It's cold, right?
Touch my cheeks now
That class on body temperature
made things hot and heavy.
And we found out that
we were hot for each other. ..
And we found out that
we were hot for each other.
I also want to burn in
that fire. I want to dive in
I also want to burn in
that fire. I want to dive in.
Continue, Rajaram
The extra classes continued.
Teacher taught me new things
- and I kept learning from her. ..
- and I kept learning from her.
After school, the extra classes ..
After school, the extra classes
were taken in the staff room.
- And sometimes in the library. ..
- And sometimes in the library.
Miss Rita found her dying
vigour coming back. ..
Miss Rita found her dying
vigour coming back. ..
I didn't realize when I took her to the desk.
There were no books
or an attendance register ..
There were no books
or an attendance register
To be seen on that desk.
It was only me and the teacher's inviting body. ..
It was only me and the teacher's inviting body. ..
- She was done teaching ..
- She was done teaching
And I had learned everything.
There was no place in school,
where she didn't teach me
There was no place in school,
where she didn't teach me.
Oh, is it?
Get to the point. How
did you get that mark? ..
Get to the point. How
did you get that mark? ..
Then one day Miss Rita
came to my hostel room. ..
Then one day Miss Rita
came to my hostel room.
We had our bodies wrapped around each other
unaware of the fact that the
PT professor was on his round. ..
Unaware of the fact that the
PT professor was on his round.
He saw Miss Rita leaving my room. ..
He saw Miss Rita leaving my room.
And the glow on my face gave away our secret. ..
And the glow on my face gave away our secret.
Then it was my butt and the professor's cane. ..
Then it was my butt and the professor's cane. ..
THE TEACHER'S CANE
THE TEACHER'S CANE
- Rajaram, fix your clothes.
- Yes, Uncle.
You are meeting the girl for the first time
First time!
And you! Don't you dare come up with antics!
I do not want any
problems in the alliance
I do not want any
problems in the alliance.
Antics? Do you think I am a buffoon?
I know we are going
to meet his wife-to-be
I know we are going
to meet his wife-to-be.
That's why I put this on.
I just hope that she's beautiful.
Gopal, one should not
be judged over looks
Gopal, one should not
be judged over looks
But over one's nature.
- Great thought, son! ..
- Great thought, son!
It's the first time you've expressed yourself.
- Tell me, what kind of wife do you want? ..
- Tell me, what kind of wife do you want?
Uncle, she should understand me and my love
Uncle, she should understand me and my love.
A love
- that's the synonym of trust
- that's the synonym of trust.
A love that emanates responsibility
A love that belongs only to the two of us.
- Lovely! Lovely, son! -Wow! ..
- Lovely! Lovely, son! -Wow!
Come on, let's go.
- Finally the auspicious time is here! ..
- Finally the auspicious time is here!
Absolutely.
Where is your wife?
She will be here soon. She
is helping Madhu get ready
She will be here soon. She
is helping Madhu get ready.
Listen, please come in for a minute.
- I'll be back in two minutes
- I'll be back in two minutes.
- Yes, absolutely.
- Okay
What happened? Where is Madhu?
She is in her room.
She's refusing to carry the
tea tray. So unreasonable
She's refusing to carry the
tea tray. So unreasonable.
What are you staring at?
Haven't you seen a girl before? ..
What are you staring at?
Haven't you seen a girl before?
Uncle, it's the first time someone
is willingly making me see a girl
Uncle, it's the first time someone
is willingly making me see a girl.
I am not used to all this.
Keep quiet.
We are here to ask her hand in marriage.
- Take off the cap
- Take off the cap.
- Take it off, will you?
- Yes, Uncle.
- She is here
- She is here.
She's our Madhu
Great! The Samosas are here!
- Hello.
- Hello
You!
What did you do now?
- You rascal! What are you doing here? ..
- You rascal! What are you doing here?
- I am talking to you, scoundrel.
- Me?
What are you saying? He is Rajaram's uncle.
- Our daughter will marry into his family
- Our daughter will marry into his family.
To hell with him!
I think there's a misunderstanding.
Not at all!
I'll rather kill my daughter
and dump her in the sea
I'll rather kill my daughter
and dump her in the sea.
But there's no way she's marrying into his family.
I really think there's
a misunderstanding
I really think there's
a misunderstanding.
This rascal is a pervert!
Ma'am, I apologise, you are misunderstanding me
Not at all! You are a pervert and you know it!
I want to tell you what
my heart goes through ..
I want to tell you what my heart goes through ♪
I want to be with you ..
I want to be with you ..
I want to tell you what
my heart goes through ..
I want to be with you ..
My days ..
My days and my nights
are incomplete without you ..
My days and my nights
are incomplete without you ♪
They just got tranferred here. ..
They just got tranferred here.
I've heard that the wife is very young.
- Give me something extremely sweet. ..
- Give me something extremely sweet.
- What?
- Can you give it to me?