Max & Ruby (2002) s01e02 Episode Script
Hide and Seek/Max's Breakfast/Louise's Secret
1
[theme song playing]
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
[man] Max and Ruby.
[woman] Ruby
and her little brother, Max.
[children] Max and Ruby!
[children giggling]
[Ruby reading]
[Ruby] See, Max.
First you cover your eyes
like this.
No peeking.
Then you count to ten
and I hide,
and then you go find me.
That's how you play
Hide and Seek, Max.
You cover your eyes
while I hide, Max.
Hide.
Do you want to hide first, Max?
Okay, you hide first
and I'll find you.
I'll turn and hide my eyes.
One,
two, three,
four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine,
ten!
Ready or not, here I come.
You can't hide for long, Max.
I'll find you, Max.
[footsteps]
[door opens and closes]
[footsteps]
[door opens and closes]
[hurried footsteps]
You're not hiding upstairs.
I'm coming to get you, Max.
Hmm.
Aha!
No, not there.
Come out, come out
wherever you are!
[gasps]
I found you, Max!
That's what you say when you
find someone in Hide and Seek.
"I found you."
Hide.
Now it's my turn to hide
and you have to find me.
Remember how, Max?
You cover your eyes like this.
And then you count to ten.
One, two, three,
four, five
Like that.
Max?
No fair, Max,
it's my turn to hide.
I'll find you, Max.
You can't hide from me
for long, Max.
You're not upstairs.
Hmm.
I know where you're hiding, Max.
Aha!
Oh, have you seen Max?
No, he's not out here.
Red alert, red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert
I hear you, Max.
I'm going to find you.
Red alert, red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert
Danger, danger.
Red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert
Aha!
Red alert, red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert.
I found you, Max.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert.
Your Ear-Splitter Space Cadet
gave you away, Max.
You won't make
that mistake again.
Hide!
No, Max, it's my turn to hide.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert
Be quiet.
We need to shut this off, Max.
[switch clicks]
Max?
Danger.
I'll find you.
You can't hide from me, Max.
Max,
where are you?
Oh, Max.
I know you're in here.
I found your overalls, Max.
I found your shirt, Max.
I found you, Max!
Hide!
But it's my turn to hide, Max.
Hide.
If you won't let me hide,
then I'm not playing.
I'm going to have milk and
cookies with my dollies instead.
[upbeat music playing]
Ruby.
[violin music playing]
Cookie?
What is it, Max?
Found you.
[Ruby reading]
Start your day
In a happy way ♪
Egg, egg, egg ♪
Start your day
In a happy way ♪
Egg, egg, egg ♪
Yum!
That egg was good.
Max!
[Ruby] It's time for breakfast!
Strawberries are perfect
after an egg.
Mmm!
Delicious!
Good morning, Max.
I have something very special
for your breakfast today.
Berry!
No, Max, I wasn't talking
about strawberries.
You're going to like
this breakfast,
maybe even better
than strawberries.
Are you ready, Max?
Hmm-hmm.
Here it is, one organic egg,
sunny side up.
Bad egg.
No, good egg.
Try it, you'll like it.
Bad egg.
I think I'll have
one more strawberry
while I wait for you
to try that egg.
Mmm!
No strawberries until
that egg goes down, Max.
Bad egg.
No berries yet,
not until the egg is all gone.
[gasps]
Max, no!
[gasps]
You're not supposed
to play with your egg,
you're supposed to eat it.
Here's your spoon.
Take a bite.
Bad egg.
[spoon clinks]
Eggs are good for you.
I know it's under there.
Just eat the egg, Max.
Berry!
Uh-uh-uh!
No berries until
the egg is all gone.
When I come back,
I don't want to see
that egg on your plate,
all right?
Eggs are filled with vitamins
and minerals and other things
that make bunnies grow
big and strong.
Once you try an egg,
you'll want one for breakfast
every day.
Hmm.
I thought so.
Max.
Bad egg.
[sighs]
Come on, Max,
it's time to eat the egg.
Oops!
I'll get it.
Trust me, Max,
you're going to love that egg.
It's yummy.
Max!
You ate the egg.
Wasn't it good?
Berry.
Yes, Max,
you can have the berries
now that the egg is all gone.
Wait a second.
What's that?
Max!
You can't hide your egg,
you've got to eat it.
Bad egg!
[sighs]
Okay, Max,
I guess the only way I'm going
to get you to eat that egg
is if I feed it to you myself.
You'll be surprised when
you taste this, Max.
Max!
Where did you go?
Max, come back!
You can't hide
from your egg, Max.
Bad egg.
Good egg.
Come on, Max,
just give it a try.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Max.
Please?
There's nothing to be afraid of.
Open up.
Good egg.
Bad egg!
It's so yummy, look,
I'll show you.
Mmm-mm-mm!
Was that ever yummy.
I want more.
Mmm!
That was even better.
See,
good egg.
Bad egg!
Yummy-yummy egg.
Mmm!
All gone.
Berry.
[Ruby reading]
Louise has a secret ♪
And she's gonna tell me ♪
Louise has a secret ♪
And she's gonna tell me ♪
[sighs]
Ring, phone, ring!
[Ear-Splitter Space Cadet]
Alert, alert, alien intruder
Oh, no!
Max!
Alert, alert, alien intruder.
Alert, alert, alien intruder.
Alert, alert, alien intruder.
[gasps]
Alert, alert, alien intruder.
Max, that Ear-splitter
Space Cadet is too loud!
[powers down]
Louise has a secret to tell me.
She's going to call any minute,
I won't be able to hear her.
You need a quiet toy
to play with.
That Ear-splitter Space Cadet
is too loud.
Puzzles are quiet.
Here.
Play with this puzzle
so I can talk to Louise.
[exclaims]
I just can't wait
for Louise to tell me.
[telephone ringing]
That must be Louise.
Hello?
So what did her mother say?
Is she still going
to the birthday party?
No, you're kidding?
Really?
[ambulance siren wailing]
Emergency!
Emergency!
Emergency!
Emergency! Emergency!
Emergency! Emergency
[siren continues]
Emergency! Emergency!
Emergency! Emergency!
Emergency! Emergency!
Wait, Louise, I can't hear
a word you're saying!
Hold on, please!
[siren continues]
Emergency! Emergency!
Max, I can't hear
Louise's secret!
[powers down]
Loud toys go outside.
Come on, let's go.
You play with your ambulance
out here, Max.
Now I'll finally be
able to hear Louise's secret.
[sighing affirmatively]
Okay, Louise, I'm back.
So, start at the beginning.
Uh-huh.
So, tell me, who's invited
to her birthday party?
Is her mother
going to allow that?
[rotors whirring]
Louise, you won't believe it.
Max's Traffic Spotter Helicopter
just flew in here.
Hold on, please.
[rotor whirring]
[powers down]
That's it, Max.
You need to play upstairs.
Just this once, I'll let you
brush my dolly's hair.
You can use
all my brushes and combs.
Go on upstairs to my room.
All right, Louise, I'm back.
Uh-huh.
Yes, you told me that part.
Uh-huh.
No, Louise, you didn't
get to the secret part yet.
What happened?
Who's not invited to the party?
[parrot] Squawk!
Squawk! Bonjour!
Squawk!
Squawk!
Squawk! Guten Tag!
Squawk!
Louise, I'm really sorry,
I'll be right back.
Squawk!
[speaks foreign language]
Squawk! Bonjour!
Squawk
[speaks foreign language]
Squawk! Bonjour!
[powers down]
Okay, Max, that's it!
I can't hear a thing.
I'm going to listen
on the upstairs phone.
You hold the receiver
until I pick up,
then hang up.
Okay, Max?
Louise, I'm going to
take this call upstairs.
Max will hang up, so hold on.
Are you sure
you understand, Max?
Okay.
Good.
Hello?
Goodbye.
Finally!
Okay, Max, you can hang up now.
Okay, Louise,
now I can finally
hear your secret.
[dial tone]
Louise?
Hello?
Oh, no!
[toys clamoring]
Max!
What did Louise say?
Secret.
[theme music playing]
[theme song playing]
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
Max and Ruby ♪
Ruby and Max ♪
[man] Max and Ruby.
[woman] Ruby
and her little brother, Max.
[children] Max and Ruby!
[children giggling]
[Ruby reading]
[Ruby] See, Max.
First you cover your eyes
like this.
No peeking.
Then you count to ten
and I hide,
and then you go find me.
That's how you play
Hide and Seek, Max.
You cover your eyes
while I hide, Max.
Hide.
Do you want to hide first, Max?
Okay, you hide first
and I'll find you.
I'll turn and hide my eyes.
One,
two, three,
four, five, six,
seven, eight, nine,
ten!
Ready or not, here I come.
You can't hide for long, Max.
I'll find you, Max.
[footsteps]
[door opens and closes]
[footsteps]
[door opens and closes]
[hurried footsteps]
You're not hiding upstairs.
I'm coming to get you, Max.
Hmm.
Aha!
No, not there.
Come out, come out
wherever you are!
[gasps]
I found you, Max!
That's what you say when you
find someone in Hide and Seek.
"I found you."
Hide.
Now it's my turn to hide
and you have to find me.
Remember how, Max?
You cover your eyes like this.
And then you count to ten.
One, two, three,
four, five
Like that.
Max?
No fair, Max,
it's my turn to hide.
I'll find you, Max.
You can't hide from me
for long, Max.
You're not upstairs.
Hmm.
I know where you're hiding, Max.
Aha!
Oh, have you seen Max?
No, he's not out here.
Red alert, red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert
I hear you, Max.
I'm going to find you.
Red alert, red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert
Danger, danger.
Red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert
Aha!
Red alert, red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert.
I found you, Max.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert.
Your Ear-Splitter Space Cadet
gave you away, Max.
You won't make
that mistake again.
Hide!
No, Max, it's my turn to hide.
Danger, danger.
Red alert, red alert.
Danger, danger.
Red alert
Be quiet.
We need to shut this off, Max.
[switch clicks]
Max?
Danger.
I'll find you.
You can't hide from me, Max.
Max,
where are you?
Oh, Max.
I know you're in here.
I found your overalls, Max.
I found your shirt, Max.
I found you, Max!
Hide!
But it's my turn to hide, Max.
Hide.
If you won't let me hide,
then I'm not playing.
I'm going to have milk and
cookies with my dollies instead.
[upbeat music playing]
Ruby.
[violin music playing]
Cookie?
What is it, Max?
Found you.
[Ruby reading]
Start your day
In a happy way ♪
Egg, egg, egg ♪
Start your day
In a happy way ♪
Egg, egg, egg ♪
Yum!
That egg was good.
Max!
[Ruby] It's time for breakfast!
Strawberries are perfect
after an egg.
Mmm!
Delicious!
Good morning, Max.
I have something very special
for your breakfast today.
Berry!
No, Max, I wasn't talking
about strawberries.
You're going to like
this breakfast,
maybe even better
than strawberries.
Are you ready, Max?
Hmm-hmm.
Here it is, one organic egg,
sunny side up.
Bad egg.
No, good egg.
Try it, you'll like it.
Bad egg.
I think I'll have
one more strawberry
while I wait for you
to try that egg.
Mmm!
No strawberries until
that egg goes down, Max.
Bad egg.
No berries yet,
not until the egg is all gone.
[gasps]
Max, no!
[gasps]
You're not supposed
to play with your egg,
you're supposed to eat it.
Here's your spoon.
Take a bite.
Bad egg.
[spoon clinks]
Eggs are good for you.
I know it's under there.
Just eat the egg, Max.
Berry!
Uh-uh-uh!
No berries until
the egg is all gone.
When I come back,
I don't want to see
that egg on your plate,
all right?
Eggs are filled with vitamins
and minerals and other things
that make bunnies grow
big and strong.
Once you try an egg,
you'll want one for breakfast
every day.
Hmm.
I thought so.
Max.
Bad egg.
[sighs]
Come on, Max,
it's time to eat the egg.
Oops!
I'll get it.
Trust me, Max,
you're going to love that egg.
It's yummy.
Max!
You ate the egg.
Wasn't it good?
Berry.
Yes, Max,
you can have the berries
now that the egg is all gone.
Wait a second.
What's that?
Max!
You can't hide your egg,
you've got to eat it.
Bad egg!
[sighs]
Okay, Max,
I guess the only way I'm going
to get you to eat that egg
is if I feed it to you myself.
You'll be surprised when
you taste this, Max.
Max!
Where did you go?
Max, come back!
You can't hide
from your egg, Max.
Bad egg.
Good egg.
Come on, Max,
just give it a try.
Uh-uh.
Uh-uh.
Max.
Please?
There's nothing to be afraid of.
Open up.
Good egg.
Bad egg!
It's so yummy, look,
I'll show you.
Mmm-mm-mm!
Was that ever yummy.
I want more.
Mmm!
That was even better.
See,
good egg.
Bad egg!
Yummy-yummy egg.
Mmm!
All gone.
Berry.
[Ruby reading]
Louise has a secret ♪
And she's gonna tell me ♪
Louise has a secret ♪
And she's gonna tell me ♪
[sighs]
Ring, phone, ring!
[Ear-Splitter Space Cadet]
Alert, alert, alien intruder
Oh, no!
Max!
Alert, alert, alien intruder.
Alert, alert, alien intruder.
Alert, alert, alien intruder.
[gasps]
Alert, alert, alien intruder.
Max, that Ear-splitter
Space Cadet is too loud!
[powers down]
Louise has a secret to tell me.
She's going to call any minute,
I won't be able to hear her.
You need a quiet toy
to play with.
That Ear-splitter Space Cadet
is too loud.
Puzzles are quiet.
Here.
Play with this puzzle
so I can talk to Louise.
[exclaims]
I just can't wait
for Louise to tell me.
[telephone ringing]
That must be Louise.
Hello?
So what did her mother say?
Is she still going
to the birthday party?
No, you're kidding?
Really?
[ambulance siren wailing]
Emergency!
Emergency!
Emergency!
Emergency! Emergency!
Emergency! Emergency
[siren continues]
Emergency! Emergency!
Emergency! Emergency!
Emergency! Emergency!
Wait, Louise, I can't hear
a word you're saying!
Hold on, please!
[siren continues]
Emergency! Emergency!
Max, I can't hear
Louise's secret!
[powers down]
Loud toys go outside.
Come on, let's go.
You play with your ambulance
out here, Max.
Now I'll finally be
able to hear Louise's secret.
[sighing affirmatively]
Okay, Louise, I'm back.
So, start at the beginning.
Uh-huh.
So, tell me, who's invited
to her birthday party?
Is her mother
going to allow that?
[rotors whirring]
Louise, you won't believe it.
Max's Traffic Spotter Helicopter
just flew in here.
Hold on, please.
[rotor whirring]
[powers down]
That's it, Max.
You need to play upstairs.
Just this once, I'll let you
brush my dolly's hair.
You can use
all my brushes and combs.
Go on upstairs to my room.
All right, Louise, I'm back.
Uh-huh.
Yes, you told me that part.
Uh-huh.
No, Louise, you didn't
get to the secret part yet.
What happened?
Who's not invited to the party?
[parrot] Squawk!
Squawk! Bonjour!
Squawk!
Squawk!
Squawk! Guten Tag!
Squawk!
Louise, I'm really sorry,
I'll be right back.
Squawk!
[speaks foreign language]
Squawk! Bonjour!
Squawk
[speaks foreign language]
Squawk! Bonjour!
[powers down]
Okay, Max, that's it!
I can't hear a thing.
I'm going to listen
on the upstairs phone.
You hold the receiver
until I pick up,
then hang up.
Okay, Max?
Louise, I'm going to
take this call upstairs.
Max will hang up, so hold on.
Are you sure
you understand, Max?
Okay.
Good.
Hello?
Goodbye.
Finally!
Okay, Max, you can hang up now.
Okay, Louise,
now I can finally
hear your secret.
[dial tone]
Louise?
Hello?
Oh, no!
[toys clamoring]
Max!
What did Louise say?
Secret.
[theme music playing]