Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur (2023) s01e02 Episode Script

[distant car horn honking]
[theme music playing]
[Moon Girl]
Oh, my feet touch the ground ♪
Here I am world, did I drop a sound? ♪
Yeah, I have arrived ♪
And me and my girls
Want to dip and slide ♪
Swerve, better make way
Skur, skur ♪
I've got rules to break ♪
But do not stop,
Now it's time to drop ♪
Ooh, honey boom who's smart?
High five ♪
[singer] If you didn't know
Well now you know ♪
Moon Girl and Dev ♪
[Moon Girl]
Yeah, I'm not Dev ♪
[singer] Thought you knew ♪
[Moon Girl]
Thought you knew, baby! ♪
[singer]
Genius, inspiration now on par ♪
Moon Girl and Dev ♪
[Moon Girl]
Moon Girl and Dev ♪
[singer]
Thought you knew ♪
[Moon Girl]
Thought you knew, baby! ♪
Possums are constantly
at risk of getting hit by cars.
That's why they need
their own crosswalk--
Look! It's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur!
[roaring]
Whoa Devos! Take a chill pill!
Devos doesn't need medicine!
Devos needs to destroy!
[Moon Girl]
Devos needs to stop talking
in the third person.
Come on, MG!
Gim'me your good side!
I said your good side!
Girl! This is my good side!
[Casey]
Never mind! We'll fix it in post!
[screams]
Oh, snap.
No!
[upbeat music playing]
Devos will smoosh
you like a bug!
[roar]
Ow!
Devos' tummy!
[Moon Girl]
Well, if that hurt Devos' tummy,
this is really gonna hurt Devos' face!
[cheering]
Oh, stop. You're too kind.
I'm just playin'! Keep goin! We love it!
[Casey] Don't forget to follow
and hit that subscribe button!
[upbeat music playing]
So, do I have skills,
or do I have skillz?
Casey, this video is fiyah!
Who are you tellin'?
I've watched it ten times already!
Oh, you know the part
when Moon Girl was like--bam!
Then Devil went-- zaboom!
And then she did
the bap-bap-ba-tah!
[chuckles] Sorry, Ahmed.
We gotta get to school.
Yeah. But thanks for the sammies!
Oh! And hit that subscribe button.
[phone beeping]
[Casey] This video has the fan
page blowin' all the way up!
For real? Yo! Look at all these comments!
917KWEEN said "I just love
how her hair defies gravity.
♪MoonGirlMagic." [squeals]
I mean, technically
according to Newton's law
- of gravitational force--
- Lunella, please
just take the compliment
and read another one!
[chuckles] Okay. Here we go!
SYPHON8TR says
"The only thing bigger
than that robot is,
Moon Girl's 4head?
♪5Head? ♪BigHead?
♪MoonHeadGirl"?
Okay, who is this "SYPHON8TR?"
And why would they say that?
My head isn't that big, right, Case?
Uh, well, I-- you know what?
Let's just focus
on all the positive comments.
I've dealt with my fair
share of haters and the key
is to not let it bother you.
For example,
last week when Eduardo
made fun of my scrunchie,
you know what I did?
Punched him and got detention?
- Regrettably yes.
- I saw that.
But, do you know
what I did the second time
he made fun of it?
I said, "So?"
and "You are entitled to your opinion."
and "Thank you for noticing
my bomb scrunchie".
Then I shrugged it off, like this.
[upbeat music playing]
Oh, the shoulders,
you movin' the shoulders.
[sighs] All right, Case.
I see you. You know what?
There's no way
I'm gonna let one dumb
little comment bother me.
[ominous music playing]
[screams]
Okay, I might be bothered.
[Devil Dinosaur snores]
[metal door slammed]
[gasps]
Oh! Hi, baby! Perfect.
Now you can run the camera for me.
- [growls]
- Okay, look,
well, let me break it down.
Well, some clown who goes
by Syphon8tr thinks my--
I mean Moon Girl's head is big
which we both know isn't true,
right, Devil?
- [growls]
- So, I'm making a video
that scientifically proves my head
is perfectly normal sized.
I got the stats, charts, and X-rays!
And now I just need a cameraperson--
or dino-camera-saur?
[grunts]
Well, I know
you're sleepy
but come on honey!
Help your girl out, please?
We'll play fetch at the park after school?
[growls] Three, two, one.
What's up Moon Girl fans!
I wanna clear up any
misinformation asserting that I,
Moon Girl, have a quote,
unquote "large" head.
- [grunts]
- Now, this is a graph
of head sizes amongst young teens
and my cranial measurement
has steadily increased.
Clearly within normal range!
So, in conclusion, you can rest assured
that your favorite neighborhood hero
may have a big brain
but does not have a big head.
And cut!
- [squeals]
- What'd you think?
Maybe I should do it again,
but with more graphs.
- [grunting]
- Really? Are you sure?
[growls]
[gasps]
Don't tell it to me if it's not true.
Like Michelle Obama?
Okay, wow, thanks D!
[phone beeps]
Oh! My video must be
gettin' all kinds of love!
You posted to the Moon Girl
fan page without consulting me?
- What were you thinking?
- Okay, one--
Hi, Casey. And two, what's the big deal?
My fans are really feelin'
my educational video!
Syphon8tr remixed
my video into a song?
That's how the internet works.
[phone clicks]
[Moon Girl]
What's up Moon Girl fans!
I'm Moon Girl large head.
Large. Large. Large.
What? Those aren't even real equations.
Who cares? I can't believe
that this janky video
is getting all these likes.
My graphics are way better.
We gotta figure out a way
to get ahead of this thing
- before it goes--
- [Moon Girl] What's up
- Moon Girl fans!
- [Casey]--viral.
Oh, this can't be happening.
There. I just block
that trolling Syphon8tr
from the page. Okay?
This will all blow over soon.
This means war.
[Ballon] Large
[slow upbeat music playing]
[singer vocalizing]
It's about to be a showdown ♪
It's about to be a showdown ♪
It's about to be a showdown ♪
It's about to be a show ♪
Hey, Lu. Just came to check on you.
I didn't see you at lunch.
[growls]
Sheesh, have you eaten today?
Just a steady diet of troll for breakfast,
lunch, and dinner!
That's definitely
not a balanced meal plan
and besides, I thought I blocked that guy.
Yeah, I undid that.
You called him a sea sponge?
[chuckles]
Yeah, I did.
Sea sponges don't have a spine or a brain.
It's the ultimate insult.
Oye dios mio, your nerd spiral
is ruining my work of art.
Please stop this!
Never! [laughs]
Help me out here, Barney.
Do something before you fossilize!
[growls]
Devil, I can't play Frisbee
at a time like this.
[groan]
[sighs] No big deal?
Okay, then I guess
this isn't a big deal either.
- [grunts]
- Oh, yes he did!
[growls]
Yes, Devil!
Oh! Let him know
what you really think!
Oh! Yeah. Maybe I should type.
You have small arms.
[grunts]
Thanks for nothing, Devil!
Lunella, you've left me
with no other choice.
That's weird. I got booted out.
[growls]
That's because
I've changed the password
and the log-in credentials.
- You what?
- [growls]
I was chewin' that troll all the way up!
The only thing getting chewed up
is your follower count.
Look. I know you want to best this troll,
but this isn't the way.
[sighs] Fine. I'll stop.
- [groans]
- [sighs]
Thank goodness! Well, I'm off to do
damage control on the page
and catch my favorite TV show.
Is it the one where the guys picks
a girlfriend based on how she smells?
It's called Love Scent and yes!
Tonight's the finale so catch you later!
- [growls]
- Hey!
[upbeat music playing]
Looks like someone needs
my special Beans N' Weenies.
Thanks, Mimi. I feel better already.
All right chya'll, this next
track just dropped today
and already has the city goin' crazy!
[Moon Girl]
What's up Moon Girl fans!
Ugh!
[Moon Girl]
Large head. Large. Large. Large.
Mimi, has anyone
ever said anything mean
about you on the internet?
Child, I don't even use the internet.
At all? Like ever?
You've never been curious
to see what people
are saying about you online?
Back in my day,
if you had somethin' to say,
you said it face-to-face.
That's it! Thanks, Mimi!
You're welcome?
What?
My wings are not over-seasoned!
[Devil groans]
Okay, I got it, Devil!
We may not be able to beat
this Syphon8tr online
but we can check this fool face to face!
[growls]
But first, we gotta find him!
[upbeat music playing]
Moon Girl Head.
- [growls]
- It's not a sword, Devil.
It's an antenna.
This baby right here
can triangulate the cell towers
used by Syphon8tr.
[growls]
That's right, Dev.
Let's show this suckah,
who his messing with!
[machine beeping]
[Lunella]
We're getting close, Devil!
That troll will never see us comin'!
Ooh, I can't wait to see
the look on his face when I say,
"Freeze sucker!"
Okay, let's do this!
On three. One, two
break your self, Syphon8tr!
- It's Moon Girl. Uh, Syphon8tr?
- [growls]
Hello?
- [growls]
- Yes, I charged
my battery before we left!
Maybe it's busted.
You're the one that's busted.
Hello. Moon Head Girl!
Holy spark plugs.
My internet troll is an actual troll?
You know, for someone
with such a huge brain,
it sure took you a long time to find me.
I guess bigger isn't always better.
Okay, first of all, everybody knows
the correlation between volume
and a positive outcome is
relative to the given situation.
- Second I--
- Second I--
- I came here to--
- I came here to--
- Stop that!
- Stop that!
- I'm a loser!
- You're a loser!
- [laughs]
- [grunts]
Syphonate this!
How do you like that?
[Troll] A lot actually! It tickles.
Hey, maybe
you should try a head butt.
Now that might actually put me in a coma.
Get it? 'Cause your head's like
really, really big?
[grunts]
Stinky troll!
Jerk!
Ugly fan fart.
Only a momma could love that face!
Nee-neer, nee-neer, nee-nee!
What's wrong, fork arms? Can't reach me?
[roars]
[screams]
You know, you two really do make
a great team.
Balloon Head Girl
and Devil Whine-a-saur.
[laughs]
[tires screech]
Girl, you should've left
that garlic bread alone.
[man on TV] After much deliberation,
I've sniffed out the girl
whose smell
makes my heart swell.
And that girl is
- [reporter] Breaking news!
- No!
[reporter] Local heroes Moon Girl
and Devil Dinosaur
are battling a humongous beast!
It appears to be a literal troll
under the Williamsburg bridge.
What the?
[screams]
Uh-oh, you almost got me!
[laughs]
[growls]
[panting] I'm gettin' tired, too,
and this green meanie's
only getting stronger.
But how?
I gotta find out what we're dealing with.
An alien symbiote?
Wait, symbiotes have a natural
weakness to sonic based attacks.
Devil, you think you
could blast 'em with a big roar?
[clears throat]
[roars]
Whoo! Yeah!
We got 'em.
- [growls]
- Ha! You're on fire today, D!
Up top!
So, you're just gonna
leave me hangin'?
[suspenseful music playing]
[Moon Girl] Oh. My. Gamma rays.
That felt so good!
Thank you!
[chuckles] Don't mention it.
Ooh! Look out world!
This action figure
comes with bonus features!
[laughs]
[roars]
- [Moon Girl] Devil!
- Ouch!
I can't tell which got hurt more,
your body or your feelings!
[laughs]
[grunts]
[laughing]
Beating you was way easier
than I thought it would be.
Now I'll go down in history
as the one who took down
Moon Head Girl
and Devil Tiny-arms.
[grunts]
And everyone will finally see
what you really are.
A big head, fuzzy haired nobody!
Listen, man, if you don't stop,
you're gonna destroy the entire bridge!
Hmm.
Destroyer of Moon Girl
and the Williamsburg Bridge.
Oh, no, no, no. Wait!
I didn't mean--
That'll actually make me
even more famous!
Thanks, Moon Head Girl!
You actually used
that brain for something!
Wiki page, here I come!
[upbeat music playing]
[laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
[Moon Girl grunts]
How will I ever get out of this?
- Yoo-hoo?
- Oh, Casey!
I'm so happy to see you!
You'll never guess what happened--
Oh, yeah? Well, let's see,
was it that you went
after the internet troll
specifically after you promised
not to and it turned out
to be an actual giant troll
who's destroying
the bridge and now I have to wait
until next week's rerun
to find out who Marcus chose?
Did I miss anything?
[chuckles]
I had Beans N' Weenies for lunch?
You are lucky the world
needs saving right now!
Speaking of which,
why are you covered in boogers?
It's not booger!
I ran an analysis
on this goop and it looks like
it can be broken down
by an acetate compound.
But, acetate?
Well, like nail polish remover?
Well, yeah,
I guess but who carries--
I got light duty,
medium strength, acrylic power,
and this stuff right here
can melts concrete.
It is not good for your nails.
Oh, Casey! Did I mention
you're my favorite person?
I'm my favorite person, too.
[upbeat music playing]
[phone beeping]
[growls]
What's a guy gotta do
to make a bridge collapse?
[dings]
Bingo!
[grunting] Booger King
over there is tugging
on the bridge string thingy!
The suspension cables?
Well, those are fracture critical pieces!
Habla ingles, chica!
If any one of the cables break,
the entire bridge will fall apart!
What? No, no, no.
I can't die, before Love Scent's finale!
- You gotta stop him!
- Yeah, but how?
It doesn't matter what I say
or do, he just gets stronger!
Whoa!
I told you not to feed
that troll in the first place.
[gasps] Feed! That's it!
That's how Trolls work.
Williamsburg
Is falling down, fall-- ♪
Moon Girl? [grunts]
You're messing up my Wiki page!
No, no, no.
Just follow my lead.
[growls]
What's wrong, Mega Head Girl?
Hmm? Nothing, but thanks for asking.
Huh? I should be asking you
about that bird's nest you call hair!
It looks like a tumble weed.
Aw. You're entitled to your opinion.
And you're entitled
to some decent clothes.
That whole suit looks like,
like you sewed it yourself!
Oh, I did sew it myself.
Thanks for noticing!
Huh?
She's not feeding the troll,
she's starving it!
You go, Moon Girl!
Do your thing!
[upbeat music playing]
Calls herself a superhero ♪
But ain't nothin' super bout her ♪
Just her four, no, five head ♪
It's growin' by the hour ♪
Puny little girl
Who fights crime on wheels ♪
Look at that mess she calls hair ♪
Are you honestly for real? ♪
[Moon Girl]
Yep, it's for real ♪
Indeed my hair defies gravity ♪
I appreciate you care enough
To stop your day and ask me ♪
To understand my verses
You're gonna need a thesaurus ♪
My vocabulary's bigger
Than my pet Tyrannosaurus ♪
Yeah! That's my move!
I clean my teeth
with Devil's arms ♪
'Cause they're small like toothpicks ♪
By the way,
Why would you choose ♪
A T-rex as your sidekick? ♪
A raptor, bigfoot,
Even a pet possum ♪
They at least have thumbs ♪
That'd be way more awesome ♪
[Moon Girl]
It's true that me and Dev ♪
Make a really odd pair ♪
With his cute dainty arms
And my bomb curly hair ♪
Largest brain
In the universe meets ♪
World's smallest hands MG,
The MC, is a big time square ♪
[growling]
Oh, slick verse Double D! ♪
I agree with what you're sayin' ♪
I'm havin' a lot of fun
With this rap game ♪
We're playin'
So say whatever you like ♪
You're entitled to what you think ♪
And we love getting feedback
That's why my website's ♪
Got the link ♪
Yeah, well, um, your links stink ♪
And your head is like ♪
Um, wait, I already said that ♪
Oh, your skates! ♪
They're too shiny
And they roll around like ♪
Like, like a plate? ♪
Huh?
- Oh! We did it!
- [cheering]
Oh, I knew it's gonna work.
I knew it was gonna work!
No!
Stop cheering or I'll--
I'll take down this bridge!
[grunts]
[screams]
Huh?
You're welcome!
[panting]
You saved me.
That I did!
[grunting]
[Casey]
The snot blob is getting away!
[laughs]
- [grunts]
- [both gasp]
- [Moon Girl] Possum kid?
- [Casey] Possum kid?
[man] Thirteen-year-old Angelo
had been trying to help
the community for a long time
but no one ever paid him any mind.
But when Moon Girl showed up,
suddenly everyone was paying
attention to her,
which made Angelo extremely jealous.
The Devos fight was the straw
that broke the clipboard's back.
Hmm, that was
his favorite clipboard, too.
His heightened state of envy
made him especially susceptible
to Syphonater, an alien symbiote
that latches onto hosts
with low self-esteem and feeds
off of their negative feelings.
And that's what happened.
I guess I just wanted you
to feel small like I did.
But I didn't mean for it to go this far.
It just spiraled out of control.
I never even thought
I could hurt your feelings.
You're Moon Girl for cryin' out loud!
[scoffs] Wow!
I mean, it's cool you see me
that way and all but underneath,
I'm still a human with feelings, like you.
I get that now.
I'm really sorry, Moon Girl.
Can we ever be cool?
Okay, but only if you promise me
to never ever do anything like this again.
And take a big break from
the internet 'cause you need it!
And maybe tell us
what editing software you use.
I want my videos to go viral, too!
[laughs] I promise.
[chuckles] Cool, and hey,
maybe we can team it up one day.
Me? Work with Moon Girl?
Now that's a bet!
[upbeat music playing]
And remember,
if they got somethin' mean to say,
go ahead and shrug 'em away.
All right, yeah. Let's do it.
I gotta copyright
that dance move.
Whoa! Dope graphics, dope music?
- Oh, this is legit!
- Yeah, it is.
[sighs] Angelo's table was a success,
the bridge is getting fixed,
and the fan page is poppin' again!
It's just too bad
that slimy loogie got away.
Well, I mean, hey,
there's always gonna be
a hater out there, somewhere.
At least now we know
how to handle it.
[laptop beeping]
"Skimpy with the nachos"?
Well, I'll add in an extra
ingredient just for you!
It's called a can of whoop your-- hey!
Mimi, how about Casey
and I show you a new dance move?
[theme music playing]