Mum Bhai (2020) s01e02 Episode Script
Peeth peeche kabhi nahi maarneka
[Thundering]
[Narrator] Man's limits
cannot be judged by his stature.
Who could have imagined,
that a 4-feet tall boy
could grow up as
a murderer of 6.1/2 ft?
[Title Montage]
Oh wow.
The uniform is very impressive.
Okay, tell me,
how was your first day?
You can read it in
the papers tomorrow.
Newspaper?
What have you done? Huh?
[Shankar] Have you eaten?
Tell me what will you have?
Come, what do you want to eat?
You come here.
-Come here.
-Hey, Bhaskar.
Careful. Here.
Hey.
Anna, you fed me for so many years.
It is my turn today.
What do you want to eat?
Steam Idli,
Rava Idli, Medu Wada, Dahi Wada
Idli Wada, Dosa, Masala Dosa
Rava, Mysore, Sada Dosa.
Dahi Missal, Missal,
Usal, Dahi Usal.
Bhaskar.
[Shankar] Today, after years
I will eat to my heart's content.
Okay, Anna, I am going.
Sorry, Anna, I am late.
Bumped off two guys.
Bumped two guys?
You want me to pat your back?
[Narrator] Who knew
better than Rama,
that Bombay respected people
Who closed their fist
and not who opened their palms.
Rama had already trained him
about life before
his police training.
[Rama] If you want
to be successful in Bombay
remember three things in life.
One, the brain
two, the hands.
And three, guts.
[All cheer]
Are you ready? Huh?
Ready.
Ready.
Were you jerking off during
your police training?
Ready.
Good shot.
Anna, missed by two seconds.
I could have hit you.
But I will never hit
you behind your back.
You're out of breath.
You are growing old.
Hey, I was not prepared
so got exhausted.
[Narrator] Jumping jack,
was trapped in his own cage today.
Bhaskar had wrongly
rubbed so many people.
That he couldn't point
a finger at a particular enemy.
So, he started investigating
inside the jail instead.
Yuck. Ahole.
You should be close.
[Man 1] Bhaskar, sir.
Your wife is here.
[Bhaskar] What?
Your wife is calling you.
Smile, it suits you.
Very nice.
-You cooked?
-Finish it off.
I had to take special
permission to meet you.
Don't worry,
I am the boss here.
-I can see, how influential you are.
-Right?
So, you have made enemies here too?
The outsiders are
getting it done here.
I don't know who filed the PIL.
As if you don't know.
[Vaishnavi] Your best friend.
[Shirodkar] Identity.
Everything is worthless
without identity.
If you don't have an
identity in the film industry
then what is your worth?
Look at me.
Everybody knows me.
Huh?
Don't be scared.
I am here for you.
I will guide you.
But you have to work hard.
But I have completed acting classes.
[Giggling]
[Shirodkar]
You want to be an actress.
Then why do you need
to enrol for acting classes.
Then?
[Shirodkar] Mona.
Nitin, who is he?
He is a great producer.
[Mona] What is he doing here?
He has come to meet you.
Be friendly to him.
Say hello.
[Producer] How are you?
[Shirodkar] Good sir.
-Hello.
-[Mona] Hello.
-What's your name?
-Mona.
[Producer] Nice name.
Good name.
Don't you have something
important to do?
Oh, yes.
Good luck, Mona.
[Producer] Why are you so scared?
[Narrator] Journalist Shirodkar.
He peeks more than he prints.
He was mainly responsible
for publishing Bhaskar's fate.
He was serving two masters.
Underworld and Bollywood.
Bollywood was such a fever,
whoever caught it, got screwed.
Neither gangsters nor
Bhaskar could escape from it.
[Manager] Please forgive me.
I couldn't arrange for your money.
[Gunshot]
[Gangster 1] Today
it was your manager.
Tomorrow it will be your turn.
Leave.
[Narrator] It was the era,
where glamour and
underworld slept together.
And the hero who bashed
20 goons in movies.
Was shit scared in real life.
The goons had spread
tentacles all over Bombay.
Like cockroaches in the kitchen.
And ATS was preparing
itself to clean them.
[Dinkar] Look at him!
What a moustache!
[Narrator] Karekar had decided.
That he would open his
new innings with the Zaheer gang.
Good.
[Karekar] From the herd,
saved two and got them.
[Giggling]
All in? Sit down.
[Karekar] Lights off.
[Karekar] There are almost
23 gangs in Mumbai.
Out of which Pujari Gang from Kurla.
Dharavi Gang.
And Zaheer Gang from Bhindi Bazar.
Right at the top are
Pujari Gang and Zaheer Gang.
[Karekar] Leader is Ramesh Pujari.
He runs gambling dens in Dharavi.
And he has contacts from
Bollywood to the ministers.
[MP Rajesh Singh] Hey who are you?
What are you doing?
[Karekar] His right-hand
man is Vithal.
Sharpshooter Vijay
and his brother Anil.
Will you drink? Drink it.
[MP Rajesh Singh] Leave me!
Throw him out.
[Karekar] This week, they had
burned MP Rajesh Singh to death.
We are still researching on them.
But the gang that
we need to focus on
is Zaheer Gang from Bhindi Bazar.
[Karekar] They had crippled
Mumbai to its knees.
[Gunshots]
Last week, they killed
a high-profile businessman,
Rohit Singhania.
In his parking lot.
[Karekar] They
indulge in debauchery.
His main friend is Wasim Bhau.
Sharp shooter Mustafa.
Adil.
Ijaz Maska and Bunty Bhuva.
What's sad is that even
the top Bollywood stars
go to their parties
to lick their a.
Come. I have made this house
very lovingly.
Come I will show you around.
Please. Come.
Okay.
-[Zaheer] Come. From here.
-[Adil] Hey, where are you going?
Even I will look around.
[Adil] Let her check the house.
Are you a girl?
That you want to see around.
Come on, I will serve you biryani.
[Moaning]
But out of all these
motherfkers
the biggest motherfker
who is bouncing the most.
Rama Shetty.
[Song playing on radio]
[Knocking car window]
[Song playing on radio]
Sorry, bro,
I didn't know it was you.
[Gunshot]
Into her arms.
Bring the bag.
[Karekar] He has joined
Zaheer Gang very recently.
He has bumped eight
famous people in a month.
Properties and builders
are on his radar.
[Taneja] What about the
testing reports?
Sir, the thing is.
The digging that we conducted today.
According to that, this building
can only bear 15 floors.
Not more than that.
Listen to me.
The way your wife is
tolerating you for 17 months
this building too can
easily bear 17 floors.
-But, sir
-Don't use your brains.
Taneja has lot of brains.
-But, sir
-Do as instructed.
Raise two floors of the building.
Property is valued
a lot in the market.
This is the time to make money.
Get it?
[Phone ringing]
Bloody motherfker.
[Phone ringing]
Bring two soda bottles, ice,
and a pack of cigarette.
Place it on my table.
Okay. Hurry up.
It is time to drink.
Bloody fkers.
-What happened?
-He disconnected.
Motherfker.
[Zaheer] He disconnected my call,
mother fker!
Motherfker.
That fatso doesn't want to live.
-Dodging us for two weeks!
-Mustafa, listen.
By tomorrow morning,
not only this fatso
but all the builders of Mumbai
should know the consequences,
of disconnecting Zaheer's calls
and dodging the extortion money.
Motherfker.
[Rama] Why wait till morning?
Did anyone ask you
to poke your nose?
Hey.
Speak.
Builder is a regular
at the Vikhroli site.
In the evening,
when it is deserted
he drinks there.
Will go right now and bump him off.
Have to shoot him first.
[Karekar] His death
will cripple the Zaheer Gang.
[Taneja] Don't worry Manish.
Give 5 lakhs to
MLA Talpade tomorrow.
And tell him,
it is sent by Mr Taneja.
[Bike's sound]
[Taneja] Fking hell.
[Taneja] Bloody motherfker.
Bloody hell! Stop!
[Phone ringing]
[Rama] Bloody ahole!
You answer the phone like this.
Get it?
[Taneja's wife] I'm waiting,
when will you come home for dinner?
[Narrator] Bhaskar assumed
he was playing on the front foot.
But God pulled the
ground below his feet.
As the say, everyone gets
screwed sometime or the other.
Rama, who had not
only raised Bhaskar.
But given him a new life.
Destiny brought him
face to face with Rama.
After all, it is true.
Luck doesn't wait
for you to undress.
But fks you over
whenever it wishes.
[Theme music playing]
[Narrator] Man's limits
cannot be judged by his stature.
Who could have imagined,
that a 4-feet tall boy
could grow up as
a murderer of 6.1/2 ft?
[Title Montage]
Oh wow.
The uniform is very impressive.
Okay, tell me,
how was your first day?
You can read it in
the papers tomorrow.
Newspaper?
What have you done? Huh?
[Shankar] Have you eaten?
Tell me what will you have?
Come, what do you want to eat?
You come here.
-Come here.
-Hey, Bhaskar.
Careful. Here.
Hey.
Anna, you fed me for so many years.
It is my turn today.
What do you want to eat?
Steam Idli,
Rava Idli, Medu Wada, Dahi Wada
Idli Wada, Dosa, Masala Dosa
Rava, Mysore, Sada Dosa.
Dahi Missal, Missal,
Usal, Dahi Usal.
Bhaskar.
[Shankar] Today, after years
I will eat to my heart's content.
Okay, Anna, I am going.
Sorry, Anna, I am late.
Bumped off two guys.
Bumped two guys?
You want me to pat your back?
[Narrator] Who knew
better than Rama,
that Bombay respected people
Who closed their fist
and not who opened their palms.
Rama had already trained him
about life before
his police training.
[Rama] If you want
to be successful in Bombay
remember three things in life.
One, the brain
two, the hands.
And three, guts.
[All cheer]
Are you ready? Huh?
Ready.
Ready.
Were you jerking off during
your police training?
Ready.
Good shot.
Anna, missed by two seconds.
I could have hit you.
But I will never hit
you behind your back.
You're out of breath.
You are growing old.
Hey, I was not prepared
so got exhausted.
[Narrator] Jumping jack,
was trapped in his own cage today.
Bhaskar had wrongly
rubbed so many people.
That he couldn't point
a finger at a particular enemy.
So, he started investigating
inside the jail instead.
Yuck. Ahole.
You should be close.
[Man 1] Bhaskar, sir.
Your wife is here.
[Bhaskar] What?
Your wife is calling you.
Smile, it suits you.
Very nice.
-You cooked?
-Finish it off.
I had to take special
permission to meet you.
Don't worry,
I am the boss here.
-I can see, how influential you are.
-Right?
So, you have made enemies here too?
The outsiders are
getting it done here.
I don't know who filed the PIL.
As if you don't know.
[Vaishnavi] Your best friend.
[Shirodkar] Identity.
Everything is worthless
without identity.
If you don't have an
identity in the film industry
then what is your worth?
Look at me.
Everybody knows me.
Huh?
Don't be scared.
I am here for you.
I will guide you.
But you have to work hard.
But I have completed acting classes.
[Giggling]
[Shirodkar]
You want to be an actress.
Then why do you need
to enrol for acting classes.
Then?
[Shirodkar] Mona.
Nitin, who is he?
He is a great producer.
[Mona] What is he doing here?
He has come to meet you.
Be friendly to him.
Say hello.
[Producer] How are you?
[Shirodkar] Good sir.
-Hello.
-[Mona] Hello.
-What's your name?
-Mona.
[Producer] Nice name.
Good name.
Don't you have something
important to do?
Oh, yes.
Good luck, Mona.
[Producer] Why are you so scared?
[Narrator] Journalist Shirodkar.
He peeks more than he prints.
He was mainly responsible
for publishing Bhaskar's fate.
He was serving two masters.
Underworld and Bollywood.
Bollywood was such a fever,
whoever caught it, got screwed.
Neither gangsters nor
Bhaskar could escape from it.
[Manager] Please forgive me.
I couldn't arrange for your money.
[Gunshot]
[Gangster 1] Today
it was your manager.
Tomorrow it will be your turn.
Leave.
[Narrator] It was the era,
where glamour and
underworld slept together.
And the hero who bashed
20 goons in movies.
Was shit scared in real life.
The goons had spread
tentacles all over Bombay.
Like cockroaches in the kitchen.
And ATS was preparing
itself to clean them.
[Dinkar] Look at him!
What a moustache!
[Narrator] Karekar had decided.
That he would open his
new innings with the Zaheer gang.
Good.
[Karekar] From the herd,
saved two and got them.
[Giggling]
All in? Sit down.
[Karekar] Lights off.
[Karekar] There are almost
23 gangs in Mumbai.
Out of which Pujari Gang from Kurla.
Dharavi Gang.
And Zaheer Gang from Bhindi Bazar.
Right at the top are
Pujari Gang and Zaheer Gang.
[Karekar] Leader is Ramesh Pujari.
He runs gambling dens in Dharavi.
And he has contacts from
Bollywood to the ministers.
[MP Rajesh Singh] Hey who are you?
What are you doing?
[Karekar] His right-hand
man is Vithal.
Sharpshooter Vijay
and his brother Anil.
Will you drink? Drink it.
[MP Rajesh Singh] Leave me!
Throw him out.
[Karekar] This week, they had
burned MP Rajesh Singh to death.
We are still researching on them.
But the gang that
we need to focus on
is Zaheer Gang from Bhindi Bazar.
[Karekar] They had crippled
Mumbai to its knees.
[Gunshots]
Last week, they killed
a high-profile businessman,
Rohit Singhania.
In his parking lot.
[Karekar] They
indulge in debauchery.
His main friend is Wasim Bhau.
Sharp shooter Mustafa.
Adil.
Ijaz Maska and Bunty Bhuva.
What's sad is that even
the top Bollywood stars
go to their parties
to lick their a.
Come. I have made this house
very lovingly.
Come I will show you around.
Please. Come.
Okay.
-[Zaheer] Come. From here.
-[Adil] Hey, where are you going?
Even I will look around.
[Adil] Let her check the house.
Are you a girl?
That you want to see around.
Come on, I will serve you biryani.
[Moaning]
But out of all these
motherfkers
the biggest motherfker
who is bouncing the most.
Rama Shetty.
[Song playing on radio]
[Knocking car window]
[Song playing on radio]
Sorry, bro,
I didn't know it was you.
[Gunshot]
Into her arms.
Bring the bag.
[Karekar] He has joined
Zaheer Gang very recently.
He has bumped eight
famous people in a month.
Properties and builders
are on his radar.
[Taneja] What about the
testing reports?
Sir, the thing is.
The digging that we conducted today.
According to that, this building
can only bear 15 floors.
Not more than that.
Listen to me.
The way your wife is
tolerating you for 17 months
this building too can
easily bear 17 floors.
-But, sir
-Don't use your brains.
Taneja has lot of brains.
-But, sir
-Do as instructed.
Raise two floors of the building.
Property is valued
a lot in the market.
This is the time to make money.
Get it?
[Phone ringing]
Bloody motherfker.
[Phone ringing]
Bring two soda bottles, ice,
and a pack of cigarette.
Place it on my table.
Okay. Hurry up.
It is time to drink.
Bloody fkers.
-What happened?
-He disconnected.
Motherfker.
[Zaheer] He disconnected my call,
mother fker!
Motherfker.
That fatso doesn't want to live.
-Dodging us for two weeks!
-Mustafa, listen.
By tomorrow morning,
not only this fatso
but all the builders of Mumbai
should know the consequences,
of disconnecting Zaheer's calls
and dodging the extortion money.
Motherfker.
[Rama] Why wait till morning?
Did anyone ask you
to poke your nose?
Hey.
Speak.
Builder is a regular
at the Vikhroli site.
In the evening,
when it is deserted
he drinks there.
Will go right now and bump him off.
Have to shoot him first.
[Karekar] His death
will cripple the Zaheer Gang.
[Taneja] Don't worry Manish.
Give 5 lakhs to
MLA Talpade tomorrow.
And tell him,
it is sent by Mr Taneja.
[Bike's sound]
[Taneja] Fking hell.
[Taneja] Bloody motherfker.
Bloody hell! Stop!
[Phone ringing]
[Rama] Bloody ahole!
You answer the phone like this.
Get it?
[Taneja's wife] I'm waiting,
when will you come home for dinner?
[Narrator] Bhaskar assumed
he was playing on the front foot.
But God pulled the
ground below his feet.
As the say, everyone gets
screwed sometime or the other.
Rama, who had not
only raised Bhaskar.
But given him a new life.
Destiny brought him
face to face with Rama.
After all, it is true.
Luck doesn't wait
for you to undress.
But fks you over
whenever it wishes.
[Theme music playing]