My Dad the Bounty Hunter (2023) s01e02 Episode Script

1
[Terry] Okay.
I know this is a lot to take in.
Uh, yeah, it is!
No, it's not! I get it!
Area 51, the Greys,
Saurians, UFOs, it's all real!
[gasps] Wait!
What else is real? Is bigfoot real?
Son, please.
Okay.
I didn't wanna have this talk
until you were older,
but I'm not really a truck driver.
[screens beeping]
Oh, ya think?
I'm actually in the Intergalactic
Fugitive Retrieval business.
What's that?
Fugitive retrieval?
Wait. Like a bounty hunter?
Um, "bounty hunter" comes with
a lot of negative connotations.
We sorta prefer the term
"fugitive recovery specialist."
Huh?
But yeah, no, you're right. Bounty hunter.
[KRS] Sabo, are these your offspring?
What a pleasant surprise.
Yeah. For you and me both.
Sabo? Why does she call you that?
Oh, uh Sabo Brok. That's my work name.
[gasps] I want a bounty hunter name!
So, you fly around the galaxy,
in a spaceship, catching alien bad guys?
Hmm.
That's actually kinda cool.
Cool? This is amazing!
All this time,
Lisa just thought you were corny.
But I knew you weren't.
I can't wait to see my first alien!
[gasps] What if we become friends?
I'll have an alien best friend!
We can bring him home with us!
Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold up. You guys can't stay here.
[both] What?!
Uh-uh. Nope. I'm taking you guys
straight back to Earth.
Dad, come on.
We won't get in the way. We promise.
Yeah, we promise.
This is not up for debate.
Now march your butts back to the car.
[both] Please!
Listen, this is literally
the only thing I've ever wanted.
Dad, please? Can I just say one thing?
Space is not a place for kids.
It's dangerous.
There's bad guys. You could get lost.
Wait.
- Where are my Warp Pods?
- Warp Pods?
My Warp Pods!
Small blue orbs about this big. There was
a bunch in a silver briefcase back here.
[Sean grunts]
[conspiratorial music playing]
Oh, Warp Pods!
Yeah, we threw those out.
You what?!
There wasn't enough room
for us in the trunk.
- Were they important or something?
- Yes!
The ship needs them to make warp jumps!
We are light-years from home!
Can't you just buy more?
"Can I just buy more."
You got Warp Pod money on you?
Do you know how much them things cost?
- Like, 20 bucks?
- Two or three dollars?
[sighs] I won't be able
to afford more until I finish
[ominous music plays]
the mission.
- So, we can stay?
- [Terry sighs]
[both] Yeah!
We can stay with Dad!
[both laugh]
This is a disaster.
[dog whining softly]
[snoring]
- [cell phone ringing]
- [both yelp]
[cell phone beeps]
- [yawns] Hello?
- [Terry on phone] Mama! Hey, hey, hey!
So, slight change of plans.
Where are you?
Well, uh, I thought about what you said,
and I decided to take the kids with me.
- You know, make a little trip out of it?
- [fingers snap]
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah! I figured, why not?
Then, we still get to
[angrily] spend time together!
Terrence, honey, I am so proud of you.
I've been telling you,
that's what those kids need.
You are really stepping up.
And it just does my heart good to see.
Uh-huh. Hey! Put that down!
[grandma] When Tess hears
how well y'all are doing
Oh! Uh, that's the other thing.
Maybe don't tell Tess they're with me?
[Sean screams]
You're just driving 'em
in your rig, right?
Yeah, but I just don't want her to worry.
- Oh! Sorry, Mama. I gotta go.
- [Sean laughing]
Okay. Have fun.
[Warp Pod cracks, crackling]
[dog yelps]
Peanut! You better not be making
another mess for me to clean up.
[Peanut yelps in distance]
Seems like Grandma cleans up
everybody's messes around here.
[door creaking]
Okay. We gotta set some ground rules.
You guys can't be running around doing
whatever you want. I have a dangerous job.
And I can't do it properly
if I have to worry about your safety.
So you guys are gonna stay on the ship
while I take care of business.
- Come on, Dad.
- What?
You take us into space,
and we don't even get to leave the ship?
I didn't take you into space!
You're stowaways.
And while you're here
with me on my mission,
you're gonna follow my rules. Got it?
[KRS] Sir, is it wise
to leave them here with me?
- I am not qualified to
- You'll be fine, KRS.
Kids, listen to KRS. Okay?
- [sighs] Yes, Dad.
- We will, Dad.
[Terry] Good. Now, just, uh,
sit there and don't touch anything.
How can we sit
if we're not supposed to touch anything?
- [sighs] I can't believe I'm doing this.
- [screens beeping]
Okay. Set ship coordinates
for Bucky Quanto's.
It's time to pay
our old friend Kryll a visit.
[engine revs]
[thrusters whooshing]
This place is crawling with some
of the roughest, toughest mercenaries,
bounty hunters,
and straight-up killers in the galaxy.
- Whoa!
- [gasps]
[Terry] Bucky Quanto's. Wings and Things.
The toughest mercenaries,
bounty hunters, and killers in the galaxy
all meet up in a wing place?
Not just a wing place, Lisa.
The best wings in the galaxy.
- Seriously?
- Oh yeah.
They're that good.
And their waffle fries are all right too.
- [door creaks]
- [sighs]
Okay, guys.
Remember what I said. Stay put.
"And don't touch anything."
Yeah, we know, Dad.
Yeah, we know.
This shouldn't take too long.
I'll bring back some wings.
[giggles]
- [explosion]
- [alien] Hey, watch it!
[Lisa on speakers] Sean did it!
[Sabo sighs]
[rock music playing]
Here you go.
Ah, just take it.
[diners chattering]
[Sabo] You're late, Kryll.
- [mascot squawks]
- Gah!
Welcome to Bucky Quanto's!
Home of the best wings this side
of Andromeda. Can I take your order?
[Sabo] Sheesh!
Yeah, uh, let me get
three Dark Matter Habaneros,
two Acid Bath Mouth Melters, and, uh
[tense music playing]
make 'em to go.
[KRS] Please, human child, refrain from
[snappy voice] Look, pal.
[angry voice] Foolish creature!
Touch me again, and I'll
- [metal crashing]
- Ooh!
[Lisa] This is ridiculous.
Dad is this cool alien-hunter guy,
we're in space,
and all we get to do is stay on the ship?
- [Sean] But Dad said
- I say we go inside.
- Well
- Come on!
Don't you wanna see an alien?
Yeah.
But what if we get in trouble?
What if Dad sees us?
He won't. We'll be quick. In and out.
We just need
[door creaks]
[Sean] Hmm
[both gasp]
This one's got mouth holes in it.
Uh I don't think those are mouth holes.
[air hissing]
[magical music playing]
[both] Wow!
[Sean] Whoa!
- [Lisa] Wow!
- [Sean] Look at that!
This place is amazing.
[diners chattering]
[Sean] Oh my gosh!
[Lisa] Sean, cool it. We need to blend in.
[Sean] Oh. Okay. Sorry.
[serious music playing]
[wrestler on screen]
Oh, come on, man! Come on!
[Sean] Wow.
[creature squawking on screen]
[both growl]
[growls]
- [Sean grunts]
- [diner grunts] Hey!
[tense music playing]
[Sean whimpers]
My apologies, large, uh pig guy.
[Lisa] Our bad. Excuse us, sir.
Oh, no, pal. Your bot owes me a new vest!
[both] Uh
[music gaining suspense]
[mascot squawks] You know the rules!
No tusslin' at Bucky Quanto's,
unless you wanna be
[menacing voice] banned!
[gasps]
- [mascot squawks]
- [both sigh]
[Lisa] Okay. That was close.
But it worked. We totally blend in.
You okay, Sean?
[Sean] I do not know
who this Sean is you speak of.
I am man and technology made one.
I am Robosean.
[Lisa] Okay
What do you think they're made of?
Do you think they have space chickens?
[Robosean] Wings. Noun.
Definition. The organic
- [Lisa] Sean!
- [Sean] Sorry.
We should order some.
It says they're the best in the galaxy.
[Lisa laughs] You sure about that?
Or have you forgotten
the long night of red-hot wings?
[Sean] Man, I was a kid
when that happened, Lisa.
I'm grown now. I can handle it.
[Lisa] All right.
[Sean munching]
So spicy!
But [panting] can't stop!
[Lisa] Hey! Maybe slow down there.
[Sean] They're so good!
You gonna eat yours?
[Lisa] It's all you, dude.
[diners cheering]
[Lisa] Hello!
Hey, I'm gonna look around for a bit.
Just chill here for a sec.
[Sean] Wait! What if Dad catches us?
You said in and out!
[Lisa] I'll be quick.
Just want to check out the game.
[Sean] I'm gonna tell Dad.
- [stomach growls]
- [groans]
[Lisa] Ugh. Sounds like
you got your own problems.
- [stomach growling]
- [Sean groans]
[cardplayer] Come on, Dalthor.
What are we doing?
All right, all right. Give me a sec.
[crowd gasps]
[laughs]
You never did know when to quit.
[crowd gasps]
- Come on!
- [crowd cheering]
[laughs] Who's next?
And he says, "Well, if that's a Vunari,
what happened to my cat?"
[all laughing]
Bok bok?
[Sabo] Easy, fellas.
Easy. I'm just saying hi.
What y'all got there?
Some Dark Matter Habaneros?
Some waffle fries? Mm-hmm?
Y'all eating good, huh?
- [spits]
- [bone clatters]
I ain't in the mood, Brok.
Whatever you want, I don't got it.
[Sabo] Kryll! Buddy, pal!
Did I say I wanted something?
I can't just be here 'cause I wanna talk?
[licks fingers] "Wanna talk"?
[Sabo] Sure, man.
About a bounty. Her name is Vax.
I just need to know where she's headed.
This ain't how I do business.
You know that.
You want info,
you pay for it like everybody else.
Or you can discuss it
with my new bodyguards.
Colovian Fighting Cock-A-Roos.
They'd be happy to talk with ya.
[munching]
Now, do yourself a favor and walk away.
[munching, swallows]
[Cock-A-Roo growls]
[Sabo chuckles] All right, man.
You got it. Didn't mean to disturb.
Y'all know what he's eating, right?
Bok?
- [stomach growling]
- [Sean groans] Lisa, hurry up.
- [stomach growls]
- [groans] I gotta go!
[panting]
[sighs]
Recycling organic fuel waste.
Whoo! [laughs] Thanks for playing!
[all laughing]
[Lisa] Okay, okay.
It's kind of like five-card monte
with a few random variables.
I think I got it.
Hey! You just gonna stand there
and watch, or are you gonna play?
[Lisa] Um
[all laughing]
Another coward. That's too bad.
I was looking forward to taking her creds.
Huh?
[crowd gasps]
[Lisa] Deal me in.
[tense music playing]
He lost his mind? He thinks he can come
in here and throw his weight around?
Bok? Bok bok.
What? No. I wasn't scared.
- Why would you ask that?
- Bok bok?
Yeah. Of course
I know where his bounty is.
But I ain't telling him squat.
Serves him right. Freakin' Sabo.
Sabo? Dad?
[toilet squeaks, clatters]
- Huh? Who's in here?
- [gasps]
[anxious music playing]
- [door bangs]
- [gasps]
[whimpers]
[music stops]
Error. This stall is occupied.
Oh, jeez. Sorry. Pardon us.
Wait a minute. Do robots use bathrooms?
Bwah?
- [Sabo] Knock-knock. [grunts]
- [Cock-A-Roo groans]
[Sean groans]
- [Cock-A-Roo groans]
- [Sabo grunts]
- [grunts]
- [gasps]
[Sabo] Let's talk.
Sabo, wait! Wait! No! No!
You can't make me.
[Sabo] Okay. Sounds like
you wanna do this the hard way.
Oh, look!
- They got bidets here now.
- You wouldn't!
[sputtering]
Is that all you got, you Marf scum?
[Sabo] Wow!
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Let's try "heavy wash."
Sabo, come on. Come on, man. No!
- Sabo, wait! Wait! No! No!
- [Sabo grunting]
Where was the fugitive headed?
[Kryll sputtering]
[Sabo] Not gonna ask again.
All right! I'll talk, I'll talk! Just
Oh! [groaning]
She bought a stockpile of weapons
from my cousin. Okay? Lots of weapons.
Said she was headed to Chillion-5.
[Sabo] Chillion-5?
But that's a tourist planet.
Why'd she go there?
- Hey, man. That's what I heard. Okay?
- [door opens]
Bok kwah?
[Sabo] Uh-oh.
[laughs]
Well, today is not your day, my friend.
Read 'em and cry for your many defeats.
Orion's Bend!
[crowd cheers]
[Lisa] Hold on.
Now, that card there means
that Khyper's Constellation
is aligned, right?
Yes.
[Lisa] And Orion's Bend,
that means stars are wild, right?
Yeah. Of course.
[Lisa] Then I guess that means that this
is a Galactic Flush!
[crowd gasps, cheering]
[Lisa] I think I'm getting it, you guys.
What?
- [Lisa] Thanks for teaching me.
- [growls] Deal another!
[Kryll yelling]
- [laughs]
- [bones crackling]
Bok kwah.
[Kryll] Sabo, Sabo, listen.
You don't have to
Sabo, please! Sabo!
- [Sabo grunting]
- [Kryll yelling]
Kwah [groans]
- [groaning]
- [Kryll yelling]
Do something!
[grunts] Bok kwah!
[Kryll yelling, screams, groans]
That's animal abuse!
[both grunting]
[metal clanking]
- [gasps]
- [Sabo gasps]
Bok kwah!
[both grunting]
- [gasps]
- [both grunting]
- [groaning]
- [Sean gasps]
- [gasps]
- [Sabo] What the
Dad!
[Terry] Sean?!
"Dad"?
Bok kwah!
[both grunting]
[glass shatters]
- [Terry grunting]
- [Cock-A-Roo groaning]
Screw this.
- [grunts]
- [Cock-A-Roo screams, groans]
Bok kwah [groans]
Wait, no. I'm dead! I'm dead! [groans]
That was so awesome!
What are you doing in here?
Watching you kick butt!
When you hit the one guy
with the other guy?!
[vocalizing]
Were those bad guys?
Don't don't worry about that.
Uh, fighting's not okay. Okay?
- [Sean] Uh-huh.
- [door creaks, bangs]
Wait. Where's your sister?
[crowd cheering]
[Lisa] Sorry, boys. Beginner's luck.
You. You cheated me somehow.
[Lisa] Hey, man. Just wasn't your day.
Sometimes, gotta take the L.
- [gasps]
- [Sabo] Time to go.
[Lisa] Da Hey!
[Sabo] "Oh hey!" is right.
You two are in so much trouble.
[cardplayer] Well, well, well.
If it isn't Sabo Brok.
[diners grunting]
[Sabo sighs] Glorlox. What's up, man?
Been a long time, Brok.
A real long time.
[Sabo] Yeah. Glorlox, listen.
Uh, we're kinda in a rush, so, uh
Is this being with you?
You know, she stole my winnings.
You at least owe me a chance
to get 'em back.
[Sabo] I'm sorry you lost your creds,
but we actually gotta get going.
You're acting strange, Brok.
Is this one important to you?
[Sabo] Glorlox.
You think you can fool Glorlox. [scoffs]
I could smell your lies.
I know who this is.
[Sean gasps]
[Lisa gasps]
These are, of course,
your
new partners!
[Sabo] Oh, uh
Yeah
Well, that's interesting,
after you said
you didn't want a partner anymore,
said you wanted to work "solo,"
said you didn't wanna be "in a thing."
[Sabo] Glorlox, I'm not in a
No. You know what? It's cool.
It is. It's really cool,
actually. [laughs]
I'm happy for you. Really, I am.
[Lisa] How do you know this guy?
[Sabo] We used to work together.
[alien on TV] One of our prisoners
just escaped our prison planet.
Who can help us?
[explosion]
[both grunting]
Who are you guys?
- [both] Brok and Glorlox.
- [explosion]
[both] Bounty hunters for hire.
You've tried the rest
Now hire the best!
- And remember
- If we can't find 'em
[both] They're probably dead!
[explosion]
- [Lisa] What?
- [Sean] What?
You know what? It's actually been a really
good journey for me, being independent.
And while I was on that journey,
I recruited a few partners of my own.
Say hello to the gang.
- [Sabo] We really have to get
- Torga!
I'm twice as dangerous
on land than on sea.
- [Sabo] Okay. We're doing this.
- Lootbat.
By the time you see me,
I'm already in your pockets.
[Lisa] Ugh.
And this is Bogdog.
Bogdog's bite is worse than his bark.
[Sean gasps]
He's so cute!
Come here, puppy!
- [all gasp]
- Uh-oh. Watch out.
What did you just call Bogdog?
[Sean] I mean, you're adorable!
Can I pet him?
Oh, Bogdog's gonna wreck this bot.
[Sabo] Okay, guys. We're going now.
Hold on. What are you up to, Sabo?
You after a big bounty or something?
[Sabo] Wh-wh-what? No! No! Definitely not.
Just taking my interns out for some wings.
Best wings in the galaxy.
[Glorlox growls]
Huh?
Sabo!
- [Sabo] Oh boy. [grunts]
- [diner yelps]
[roars]
- [grunts]
- [diner groans]
- [rock music playing on jukebox]
- [diners grunting]
- What the
- [all groan]
[brawling grunts]
[Sabo] Time to go.
Sabo!
- Bok kwah!
- [glass shatters]
- [energy crackling]
- [both groaning]
[mascot] Banned for life.
I said no tusslin'.
[beeps]
[Sabo] Please don't get banned.
[Lisa yelps]
I think getting out alive
is the bigger priority here.
[Sabo grunts]
[Glorlox] Hmm Huh?
Bogdog!
- [both groaning]
- [energy crackling]
[mascot] Banned for life.
[Sean laughing] Yeah!
Whoo! [laughing]
[Terry panting, grunts]
We did it, Dad! Yeah!
We did! We did! [laughs]
And we made it without getting
- [groans]
- [energy crackles]
[mascot] Banned. For. Life.
[laughs, squawks]
No!
[groans]
[Lisa] Uh, so you just
gotta walk around with that?
Permanently? 'Cause if so,
that's kinda messed up.
Great. Best wings
in the galaxy gone forever.
I can't believe
Hey! Where'd you get those?
[munching] I won 'em. Mmm. [clicks tongue]
You were right though, Dad.
These are pretty fire.
You didn't save me any?
[Lisa] Hmm
Hmm?
[sighs]
KRS, set coordinates for Chillion-5.
- [gasps]
- [KRS] Oh!
Chillion-5? Child,
don't you threaten me with a good time.
What the
What happened to KRS?
I told y'all not to touch anything!
- [Sean] Lisa did it.
- [KRS] Hey!
Loose lips sink ships, little man.
[thrusters whoosh]
[thrusters whooshing]
Don't get too close.
We don't wanna tip him off.
So, uh, why are we following these guys?
Because I know my partner.
Sabo's onto something big,
and I want in on it.
Oh!
I thought it was 'cause you were still mad
at him for going solo.
What? No. I'm not mad.
[scoffs] Why do you guys keep saying that?
Well, you don't look happy.
Your eyebrows are pointed down.
I'm Glorsian, okay? That's how
our eyebrows look when we're happy!
What are you up to, Sabo?
[techno music playing]