NoFilter (2023) s01e02 Episode Script

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Lohana!
May I know what that means, Lohana?
- Do you need a new pillow?
- Don't be coy!
You burned the new pillow
I bought from Ms. Vera!
Me?
Buonasera, famiglia!
Buonasera, Dad!
Nothing is "buena," Mr. Mumu.
Look what your daughter did
to my new pillow!
Marcely did that?
Dad, don't forget about me!
Look! She's taking the blame.
#NOFILTER
Okay, Rubria, it was me.
But it wasn't my fault.
I was using my flat iron
and stopped to reply to a message.
I got distracted and placed the flat iron
on your new NASA pillow.
It was an accident.
And why was my pillow
on your bed, Lohana?
- I borrowed it because mine is old.
- Without asking me?
- Of course! You weren't home.
- Girls!
No bickering. It's such a beautiful day.
Buonasera, Val!
What?
Don't you know that meme?
No, I don't.
"Buonasera, Katuxa."
"Buonasera, Natasha."
This video went viral years ago.
What world do you live in?
Ridiculous, Romualdo.
Recently you've been sharing
chain messages in our group chat,
and now you want to be an Internet geek.
Ridiculous!
Thanks to those chain messages,
our family had no bad luck.
Yeah, okay.
Drop it. Put that coffee down!
May I ask why you're here
having breakfast with the family?
Come on, Val! We agreed
I could come here whenever I wanted,
so the girls wouldn't suffer
from our divorce.
The damage's already done, Romualdo.
Rubria, no more picking on Lohana.
I heard you two bickering over a pillow.
At the end of the month,
I'll buy you a new one.
But today's the 2nd.
Time flies, sweetie.
Meanwhile, you can take one of mine.
I have duck feathers,
foam, viscoelastic, just take one.
Any NASA one?
The pillow Ms. Vera sells
isn't from NASA either.
- How do you know?
- Rubria!
NASA has more important things to do
than selling pillows to Ms. Vera.
Don't you think?
Take one of my pillows, okay?
- Okay.
- Fine.
Good morning, family.
Baby, I'm so glad you came to your senses
and gave up on becoming an influencer.
- No, Mom
- I'm so relieved!
She even went far.
- Will you let me talk?
- Baby
Why don't you wait a while
before you give up?
Sometimes, in life,
we need to insist a little more.
What's that?
It's not like that, guys.
This is my business version.
Today is the day I get my payment
for the work I did
at Ademar's grocery store.
Marcely, online videos are not work.
Work is something else.
It's work!
In fact, it's with this work
that I will soon get enough money
to build my own room
on the slab of our house.
Is the slab yours, girl?
As long as the money
comes out of my pocket.
What pocket, Marcely?
Mr. Ademar is a cheapskate!
I've been there for years,
and there's no money in my pocket.
Here, look, two jobs.
In fact, I don't even have a pocket.
It's fake!
Relax. I've already calculated everything
on my Pi Love finance spreadsheet!
I've done fifteen stories,
ten posts on my feed,
and four reels for Ademar's grocery store.
According to the Pi Love finance sheet,
I'll receive this amount.
- It's twice my salary.
- Baby
Now the tables have turned, right?
But stay cool. Today I'm generous, okay?
I want to repay all the love
and support you have always "given" me.
Right? So you can choose any gift,
and I'll buy it.
A new NASA pillow
that Ms. Vera is selling.
I never thought I'd hear
"Ms. Vera" and "NASA"
in the same sentence.
Well, since it's like that Ta-da!
What's this? A voodoo doll?
No, it's my Menudo's doll
that Mr. José sells.
What's Menudo?
It's the BTS from your father's days.
But were they that ugly?
Not at all. Mr. José is getting cataracts.
They were beautiful,
strong, short, cute boys.
- Handsome, hot.
- It's better not to comment.
I want you to give me back
the money I lent you for the ring light.
That's not a gift, Lohana.
But okay. I'll pay you
as soon as I get paid.
I'll tell you what.
If I don't pay that debt today,
you can charge me with interest
and monetary correction.
- How much interest?
- Any amount you want. Get creative.
Fine.
And you, Mom? What do you want?
I don't want anything.
Don't belittle my work, ask for something.
I don't need anything, Marcely.
Cool. So let me choose.
- What?
- I'll choose for you.
Here.
This month, I'm gonna pay
the Homeowners' Association bill.
You nailed it!
Get ready, because today
the life of this family
is beginning to change.
So, unfortunately, I won't be able
to pay you that amount, Marcely.
It's the crisis, right?
War, fires in the Amazon, price of oil.
Exploitation of the working class!
No, the truth is that
your videos haven't increased sales yet.
It doesn't matter,
it's just a matter of time.
What matters is that I did my job.
Won't I get paid for it?
Of course you will.
What do you think I am?
- Get this out of my face.
- I need to work!
- It isn't working, go down.
- How come?
- Now you're covering the mural!
- Sandrinha, you know what?
Do you want to keep those ugly eyebrows?
It's up to you! Because I can't do this!
Don't you wanna catch the eye of Neymar?
This place is empty!
It's in the past. I've left it behind me.
I prefer to stand out
for my work, my talent,
to achieve my goal.
You don't get it. Instagram is
the social media of meritocracy.
To get hype, you need to work hard.
And don't you want money
to visit Luísa in Canada?
- Yes.
- So that's it.
Stop with this negative vibe
and follow my mantra.
Breathing, likes, and engagement.
- Come on.
- Just do what you have to do!
Show the blade!
- Done?
- Done.
De Mar cookies.
What?
DE MAR COOKIES
I'm going to bet paid in cookies?
Not just cookies. It's De Mar cookies!
In my family since 1986.
From Neymar to Michelle Obama,
I tagged everyone I know.
- And Ms. Vera, of course!
- Ms. Vera.
How much longer is it gonna take?
My van is full of pillows and,
as far as I know,
you only paid for one person.
What happened?
It worked out!
My mantra never fails!
How's that? Is Neymar coming?
- Better.
- He replied?
- Better!
- Brumar is back?
Much better!
- What is it? Spill it!
- Pi Love, honey!
She wants to get her eyebrows done here,
at Neymar's favorite barbershop
in Rio de Janeiro!
Stop getting emotional.
Neymar isn't a customer.
He only came once during Carnival.
Awesome!
- What a fuss! It's too much.
- Listen to me!
- Jeez!
- Look at that.
Your dad better watch out.
I know his Instagram password, Max!
I know what he likes.
- I know how his algorithm works.
- Easy.
With just one post on Twitter,
I can ruin his life.
- What?
- Tell your dad to watch out.
Marcely, guess who's coming here?
Pi Love!
What?
- I'll get tips!
- You will!
I followed the Pi Love Guide
to the letter, but it didn't work.
My father paid you with cookies?
He did the same with me.
What's wrong? Pi Love always says
that barter is worth more than money,
because it does not devalue,
and you'll never be robbed.
Barter is the currency of the future.
Cry, Bitcoin!
How will I pay my bills by bartering?
This is all possible!
But it's a conversation for another time.
I'm busy now.
I need to hype this barbershop.
What do you mean?
Do you want to welcome
Pi Love here in this condition?
The place was like this
when Neymar came here.
It has a soul.
She'll be here at 8:30 p.m.
There's no way.
The barbershop is closed at 8:30 p.m.
You don't get it, cousin.
We're gonna receive Queen Pi Love.
She says the time, and you just take it.
Does anyone know a tattoo artist?
It's kind of tasty, Marcely.
Gustavo, don't even mention it.
I'll be lectured when I get home.
I promised to fulfill their dreams,
but no one dreamed of this.
Why don't you get inspired
by your profile and tell the truth?
You're making fun of me.
You're pulling my leg, right?
It's not that, Marcely.
If telling the truth isn't an option,
what is?
Or will you buy the gifts through barter?
Gustavo, yes! You're a genius!
I'm just kidding.
Do you have a moment
to hear the word of barter?
It's like normal trading,
but with no money.
Not to mention it's much safer.
Let's face it,
nobody carries cash these days.
It's these four.
My dad wants the whole band.
Thank you, Mr. José.
Thank you, Ms. Vera.
Planner of the day.
Praise Sebastiana's management in stories.
Sell those hideous dolls
that Mr. José makes.
Oh! Find a new dance partner for Ms. Vera.
I'm already exhausted.
Honey, Sandrinha was right.
Marcely, your sentence started wrong.
Barter is the currency of the future!
It's complete!
Thank you, baby!
I'm so proud of you.
You've spread your wings
and stood on your own two feet.
If she has wings, why stand on two feet?
So, Mom.
Ta-da!
It's paid.
Marcely, come on.
This time you surprised me, baby!
All right, but where's my money?
In your case, I had a cash flow problem.
But I'll fix it soon.
And to show that I'm not a deadbeat
You're paying me with cookies?
Not just cookies.
It's De Mar cookies.
If you only knew how much they cost
at Ademar's grocery store
- Mom, she is skipping out on me.
- I knew it, Marcely.
It's always a joy and a disappointment.
No, it's just a down payment.
These cookies are great.
No, no, no, no, no!
I want her to pay me in cash
with interest and monetary correction.
Lohana's right. We all got
what we asked for. She deserves it too!
- But, Mom
- Find a way, Marcely!
Aren't you a businesswoman?
Find a way, then!
Give me a break.
Why not? Just so you know,
I've already made posts
for the Pôncio family product network.
It's because I'm a nanoinfluencer.
My Instagram stories
are worth a lot more than your tattoos.
Sandrinha, where do I put it?
Here.
Okay, everything will be fine,
everything is getting organized!
My son, I brought a great drink
for Neymar's friend.
Is Neymar really not coming?
- Dad, the man lives in France.
- So what?
So what? I don't even know
if Pi Love knows him.
Of course she does.
All famous people know each other.
They meet in Noronha.
Let's go, Marcely.
Wow!
No! Look at that!
That's the spirit!
Like a Barbie girl!
- Wow, you look great!
- Oh, Gustavo
My mom thinks I got dressed like this
to do a college presentation. Poor thing.
I feel like a terrible daughter.
And you are, right?
- Well, how about the posts?
- I haven't recorded them yet.
But look at these eyes.
- Oh my!
- Hey!
Do you know how long it took me
to do this Pi Love makeup?
Several layers of makeup, right?
Can you still smile?
Jeez! Your face hardly moves.
But what matters is that you're beautiful.
And tell me, do you think there's time
to do all the posts today?
Absolutely!
I'll do everything when I get back.
But now I need to focus.
Today will be a milestone
in my influencer career.
So let's promote your influencer career.
Let's get it over with.
So she's not coming?
Gorgeous!
DJ Robinho and Gabi Fitness are here!
Say hi!
Pi Lovers! Pi Lovers! Pi Lovers!
Did she trade us for this party?
- Can you believe it?
- I'd do the same.
Here I am!
Look at her!
Who will cut their hair and get wasted?
What are you doing, Rubria?
Sandrinha asked me
to be a bartender today, Marcely.
- I can't turn down jobs.
- I didn't know you were a bartender.
I have a lot of experience
in making drinks for myself.
I live in a house
where the vibe is somber.
Sometimes I need to relax.
You know you live in my house, right?
- You're referring to my house.
- Yes. Drink this one, it's strong.
Have some.
Are you guys upset because of Pi Love?
Mm-hmm.
She's wonderful, Max.
She's my everything.
Look at us, man.
We're lucky. My dad, who's a cheapskate,
even brought drinks for free.
Let's have fun.
We're here already.
- You know what? Max is right!
- What?
- Yeah! Let's go!
- Max is absolutely right.
"There were rumors
we were having a bad time."
"If this is having a bad time, damn!"
"What's a good time?"
- Let's party!
- Let's go!
- Play some music!
- Let's play some music!
What did I do wrong? I don't know.
Cousin, it's like you said.
Relax, like, and engage.
Engage!
Relax and engage!
All right, then! Let's drink!
Check this out.
I love it!
What's up?
What's up? So
I wanted to stay, but I can't.
I have many stories to do.
Don't leave. No. Come on!
Stay a little bit longer.
It's too soon and
Without you here
Without me, what?
What do you mean without me here?
It's
It's the number of people.
We'll be one less person.
And Luísa texted me.
She wants to do something online.
Got it.
No, it's cool.
So I really need to go.
No, stay! For real.
Please, stay! Will you?
Please! Your smile is saying yes.
You want to stay.
You're gonna stay. Done.
Okay, just a little.
Pi Love, I love you!
There are two?
Today I'll teach you
how to do Sex on the Ararinhas.
This is my flagship.
This is a popular drink here.
Everyone gets
Use several fruits.
Fruits and more fruits.
Any spirit you want.
I have this pink one here.
It matches. It's gonna look nice.
Shake, shake, shake, shake!
Done!
Guys, I'm here!
What's up? Talk to me.
Hi.
Are you still angry at my dad?
A little, but it'll pass.
But look on the bright side,
at least he hooked us up here
with all these free drinks.
- I'll drink more. Let's drink.
- Right.
- We're here to drink.
- Nobody can stop me.
It's a stiff drink.
Pi Love here!
- Max
- Heard that?
Listen.
ADEMAR'S GROCERY STORE
I think I'm tripping.
I thought someone
was knocking on the door.
What were you saying?
So
Want to try a drink I learned on TikTok?
All you need is blended Scotch Whiskey.
Oh, sure.
So what did the redhead
and the tattooed guy do in the bathtub?
They'll say they did nothing.
I hate liars, Mr. Ademar!
Can you beat that?
But what are you doing here this late?
I decided to wait for Pi Pi whatever.
Evening, excuse me.
Do you know if the barbershop is closed?
Yes, today is a private event.
She had a chance and didn't say anything.
See how she plays coy?
You know what youth and parties are like.
You know how it is, Val.
Guys, I want one of those cookies, please.
- Look how she dives. See that?
- Take it, sweetie.
Look what she's doing.
She went around showing off.
- Yeah, she's not easy.
- I hate this girl!
She's like the other one. Look at that
Look at her poker face.
Shot challenge, guys.
One of the glasses has vodka,
and the others have just water.
Let's find out who's gonna drink vodka.
You can't make a face!
BAR
WHO DRANK THE VODKA SHOT?
MYSELFSANDYLOVEOFFICIAL
- Rubria!
- My bad.
Why this pillow?
I wasn't going to let
my NASA pillow lie around
when Lohana wanted to lie on it.
Oh, okay. Pillows.
You know what?
I still have to do the posts
on these dolls.
Can you help me, Rubria?
Rubria? Ru
It's
Hi guys! Cely No Filter here.
Let me just turn it on
to help us.
So, I'm going to do a combo
of stories today to talk about Sebastiana.
Because Sebastiana, for me,
is the best president
of the Homeowners' Association.
Well, we never had another one, right?
Then it's
Hi, guys.
Now we're gonna talk about Mrs. Vera.
Ms. Vera is such a dear person,
always so present everywhere she is.
She always has
the wisest words
"Jesus, man. You're so ugly."
"You're the ugly one."
"Tell me who has the nerve to sell you,
and I'll have them arrested now!"
- "Mr. Ademar from the grocery store."
- "What?"
Easy, guys.
Don't fight. You are friends.
Do you know who is not a friend? Pi Love.
That's right.
Pi Love didn't show up
at the barbershop because she's a liar!
We've been waiting for her,
and she didn't show up.
She didn't. She's a liar.
- Marcely!
- Baby
- Marcely!
- Baby!
Marcely!
Why are you looking at me
like that?
- How do you look so fresh, Rubria?
- NASA pillow. They don't mess around.
Marcely, get up and sort out
the mess you made.
What are you talking about?
- Marcely!
- Marcely!
I've been waiting for you, Marcely.
No, we have to talk.
Come here. Show yourself!
Is this how you value me, Marcely?
I saw you being born, Marcely.
Do you want to ruin my life? Just say so!
Why are you saying
that I sell products of poor quality?
I'll never sell those dolls.
Hey, hold on! Don't offend my dolls.
Guys, calm down. Calm down, people!
Marcely can explain.
First, let's not scream so loud.
Not scream loud?
- Guys, I don't know what happened
- Alcohol.
She drank much more than that.
I saw your stories.
- There was vodka, gin
- Lohana, hey!
Everyone already understood I got drunk.
I just made a mistake.
You got liquored up!
Guys, let's stay calm!
Ms. Vera, there's no need to film.
That's unnecessary. Turn that off.
- Calm down.
- What's it for, Ms. Vera?
Guys, I'm going to fix this, okay?
I'll find a way.
Do you know how you're going to fix it?
Paying us.
Paying us, okay?
I want my dolls back.
You know what? I've already decided.
You're fired.
It's over.
Let's go, people.
It's not necessary.
Who never drank in their youth?
Mr. Mumu, let's go inside. Enough, please.
I'm not giving back my pillow.
Marcely, don't forget
that interest rates are rising.
Lohana, listen, I
Sincerers
bartering is, sometimes,
like a bad boyfriend, you know?
CELYNOFILTER
You get excited. You think,
"I'm really intense, it's going to work."
You start to feel powerful,
CHICAO.O.CAO
I GET YOU
but when you least expect it,
you're curled up in a ball, crying.
COS.TA.ELLA
WHO NEVER? LOL
MAX.SCISSORHANDS
CELY, DON'T BE SAD
People, for real, I'm sorry.
You should be sorry!
That's it, folks, in the end, I
disappointed a lot of people.
Do you think my mother is right?
Maybe I should cancel myself
and just give up?
RUBRIAAAH
MS. VAL IS RIGH
GUFROMTHEVAN - STOP FREAKING OU
ANTONIOLEOTEARRAES - NO
MUMUCELYSDAD - NEVER! STAY, MY CUTE BABY!
DSERPAX - NOT AT ALL!
PILOVEOFFICIAL
CAN I JOIN YOUR LIVESTREAM?
Oh my God!
Guys, it's Pi Love. Pi Love is online
and wants to join my livestream.
I will
I'll accept.
Pi! Pi Love! Hi, nice to meet you!
- You're here. What an honor!
- No problem, sweetheart!
- I'm your fan
- I'm here to Marcely, right?
I joined because you slung mud at me
on the Internet
and tagged me, you crazy girl!
Jeez.
I'm I'm not So
Pi, I wasn't very well yesterday.
I noticed it.
But I want to make one thing clear.
I didn't lie yesterday, okay?
I went to the barbershop,
but it was closed.
What? Did you? What do you mean?
Mm-hmm. Yep. My followers know it.
Pi Love never misses an appointment.
Pi, I'm sorry I don't even know
I don't know what to say. I'm sorry.
No problem, sweetheart!
We're good. It's gone.
But at least I got to know De Mar cookies.
You don't get it,
it's only available in Ararinhas.
It's the best cookie
I've ever had in my life.
I just can't stop eating it.
I'll have my team buy a load of this.
My crew, my family
are addicted to this cookie.
- You can't find it in Paris!
- Yeah.
Mm-mm.
Here. Give it to your grandma,
that deadbeat.
- You don't know what happened!
- Hi, Cely.
- We know.
- Bad luck!
What the hell?
All the stars were aligned,
everything was perfect.
Pi Love would finally meet me.
The Internet has lost a major milestone.
Calm down, cousin, don't exaggerate.
At least we had fun.
Yeah.
- Yeah, we
- Yeah we had fun.
- We were happy.
- I had fun
- I liked it.
- Me too.
De Mar cookies finally got
the recognition they deserve!
They're finally selling.
Thanks to Marcely's livestream.
Me? No, Mr. Ademar.
It was thanks to Pi Love.
I was wrong.
Your videos look bad, but they are good!
I'm sorry. Come work for me again.
Of course, Mr. Ademar!
But can I get paid in cash this time?
Yes!
Here's your share of the profits
from the sales of De Mar cookies.
Hmm?
It's not the amount you wanted,
but
But it helps a lot!
I can pay everyone back now,
Mr. Ademar. Thank you!
Honey, would you like to buy
my Van Fidelity Pass?
Honey, I can't.
I've been walking a lot lately.
Got it.
You're charging me 50% interest per day?
You said I could charge whatever I wanted.
I never said that, Lohana.
- How much interest?
- Any amount you want.
Any amount you want.
Yeah I said that.
Mm-hmm.
- And those earrings.
- No!
Mom!
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