Off the Hook (2022) s01e02 Episode Script

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A NETFLIX SERIES
[Blanchard] Léa.
Do you think what happened is normal?
[snoring]
[quirky music]
[snoring continues]
- [phone beeps]
- [both screaming]
DAY 6
Honestly, Léa.
I'm so sorry, Mr. Blanchard.
I apologize. To be honest,
it's just that I uh
My ex is coming with a plus-one, and well,
I don't know who it is, so I'm just
Do you understand I need, uh
[exhales]
I'm obsessed because I don't know
who this plus-one is.
Okay, I'm going to pull myself
[clears throat]
together.
[theme music playing]
Léa, I like you, it's true.
You're a valued team member.
This whole detox thing
[Léa] What?
Sven told me.
You know what he's like. Honest.
Now, this might surprise you, but
- But I know what you're going through.
- Mm.
I've got problems with addiction myself.
To stamps.
Oh, gosh. Wow, yeah!
- That must have been difficult.
- Very. And you can't make it on your own.
So, I'm giving you a second chance.
My niece has opened
this digital detox center.
[Léa] Ooh.
I've signed you up for this weekend.
Do the treatment or you're fired.
- Understood?
- Understood, I'll
I'll take the treatment.
[chuckles]
And not the door.
[laughs]
[theme music continues playing]
[popping]
Mom?
- Hi, sweetie! How are you?
- Very good, Mom.
Perfect, 11:00 a.m.,
right on time for a toast.
No, thanks.
Too bad. You don't know
what you're missing.
So, you came
for Julien's Ph.D. presentation?
A brainiac in the family. You bet!
[Manon] Right, yeah.
So, you closed the restaurant on a Friday,
which never happens.
You got on a plane to come to Paris
to listen to, and I quote
"Stentoplasty in the treatment
of traumatic thoracolumbar
vertebral fracture."
- Right. Both fun and fascinating. Hmm!
- Mm.
Sure.
- Mom.
- Hmm?
- I know you.
- [sighs]
[glass clanks]
Look. I told you
this music career idea was a mistake.
So, yes, I bought you a plane ticket,
you'll be back in Corsica in three days.
and that will be a much better way
to forget your problems.
It will be great. Yes! You'll see.
We can get back into your old routine.
Ange at the bar, us in the restaurant.
Oh, we'll redesign the menu.
I'll buy you a microphone, okay?
A sequined microphone you can do karaoke.
- It's going to be great, darling.
- Wait.
So, so great.
It's gonna be fun.
Play the fucking music.
If you want to ruin your career, go ahead.
But first, you pay me back the five grand
I funded you last week.
- You understand?
- Okay.
- You've got until tonight.
- I'll pay you back. I got it. Get out!
- Who was that?
- Ah
It was, uh Cynthia.
The old lady from upstairs.
She lost her cat again, who cares.
Um, Mom, I just remembered something.
I forgot. I have something to need to, uh
Uh, actually, how about
Why don't we meet at Julien's Ph.D. thing?
- Okay?
- I wanted us to go together.
Well, you'll go by yourself.
It's not a big deal.
- Okay, Mom? Okay Mom, I'll see you later.
- Aw. Kisses.
You'll end up in rehab,
alone and puffy. Like a reality TV star.
[laughing]
I'm sure his plus-one is just a friend.
I don't know why I'm imagining things.
Léa, it's obviously his girlfriend!
She's probably hot and you'll want to die!
- You know me, I'm honest!
- So, I'm not going then.
- Yes, you are! You're going.
- [sighs]
Well, like everyone else,
pretend you've moved on.
- Okay.
- Well, I'm not pulling that face, though.
No way.
When he sees you, his eyes should bleed
because you look so good.
- Yeah. Okay.
- Okay?
- Do you believe it?
- Yes.
- Are you a winner?
- Yes?
- Yes?
- Yes.
- Yeah!
- Yeah.
- Ready?
- Big-time.
It's amazing how well I can find
my way around without a phone.
- The Eiffel Tower is over there.
- Oh, yeah?
- Montmartre, over there.
- Yeah?
- So, the Medical school, straight ahead.
- Well, my GPS says it's that way.
- Oh, crap.
- So, just follow me.
Cause I really don't have all day.
What's that dress? Thought we're gonna
go to Cannes Film Festival.
- Come on!
- What?
Is it too much?
- [Gagan] Hurry up!
- Yeah?
Wait for me!
[Gagan] Don't forget
I'm doing you a favor.
[Léa] So, what is it?
The red sequins on the side?
Thank you for coming, Mom.
I'm so proud of you, darling.
I'm nervous, though.
- Did you say hi to Audrey?
- Yeah, Audrey.
Careful with the baby carrier, Audrey.
He's gonna have bow-legs problem.
He'll look like Don Diego de la Mancha.
Okay, thank you, Mireille.
I'm great, by the way.
- Good for you, good for you.
- Awesome.
[upbeat music]
Thank you. Hi.
Thank you so much for coming.
- So you decided to come?
- Of course.
Ah, I've been thinking about
the color for your bedroom.
Nico was right, green is better.
- Good? Thanks, Mom.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure.
- What's wrong?
- Look, Léa is here.
Ah
Isn't that the grocer from below
Grandpa Bobone's place?
Mmm, he's not bad.
What's going on?
Nico, is that your definition
of come as you are?
- Did you know about this?
- She's beautiful.
- Goddammit! Everyone's gonna look at her.
- Hello, darling.
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
Hello.
Uh Gagan, let me introduce Mireille,
my mom.
Uh Hello, ma'am.
Hello.
We could have worn our suits.
- Ooh, yeah.
- The opportunity would have been perfect.
And uh, Mom, this is uh Gagan. Uh, my
Boyfriend.
[whimsical music playing]
[chuckles]
- Yes!
- Lovely to meet you, Gogan.
- [Gagan] Nice to meet you.
- Great to meet you.
- Likewise.
- Mom-in-law.
So, I'll hope you'll stay for the little
get-together I've organized for later.
Okay.
[chuckles]
- Yeah. Yeah, of course.
- [Mireille] Okay?
Of course, ma'am. That's why we came.
- I prepared everything.
- [Gagan] Oh, really?
[Gagan chuckles]
Amazing.
- [nervous chuckle]
- Are you serious? You're so annoying.
You have a boyfriend.
I'm so happy for you, Léa.
I guess I should cancel the appointment
to have your eggs frozen?
What, you made an appointment
to freeze my eggs?
- Well, yeah, not mine, silly.
- [sighs]
I didn't know what to do, okay?
- How does that make me look?
- [sighs]
You know all your friends
from school have children.
- All of them.
- Yes.
Right. So, at some point, well
Come on, let's go.
Where does the name Gagan come from?
I'm curious.
Uh America. My mother's from Baltimore.
Mm, strange. Because on Google,
it says it's an Indian name.
Ah. "Happy is he who can discover
the causes of things."
Ah! Very true.
- Yeah.
- Who said that?
- Virgil. Yeah, yeah.
- Virgil?
Virgil.
"Virgil, born around October 15th 70BC,
under the reign of Augustus."
I saw an interesting documentary
about Augustus and his compatriots.
- Oh, right?
- They were constantly sodomizing
each other.
Really?
- Yeah, yeah. Look.
- That's funny
- because I've actually seen them before.
- No, watch this. Check this out.
- They're bas-reliefs, bas-reliefs.
- Just a second.
- Honey, look at us. We look like twins.
- Léa.
- Léa.
- [Léa] Yeah?
- Sorry, can I borrow you for a second?
- Sorry, just a minute. Ouch.
Yeah, I'm so sorry. I'm really sorry.
I panicked in front of my mom, okay?
Just please don't leave.
Stay. Stay. Tell me you're staying.
Okay, I'll stay. But you owe me big time.
- Okay. Okay, fine.
- I'm telling you. I swear
- Wait, I'll be right back.
- No, no.
- [Léa] Julien? Julien?
- Hmm?
Uh, so, is Guillaume actually coming?
He's running late.
What's with the crazy dress?
What? Uh, this Well, it's
It's for Gagan.
He loves when I'm very feminine.
You know what I love?
When you stay out of trouble.
I'm not kidding, Léa.
- This is my moment.
- "It's my moment."
Ever since you started medical school,
it feels like every day
is your moment, right?
[both muttering]
- Can I go now? Am I allowed?
- After you.
Thanks for doing this to me.
- Mr. Doctor.
- Right before That's great. Thanks.
- [mutters]
- [Julien] Thanks!
[quirky music]
Oh, fucking shit!
[heavy breathing]
Why 700 overdrawn?
Holy shit!
[beeping]
What's that statement?
[gasps]
Fuck, my card was hacked!
[gasping]
No. Me.
Me.
That wasn't me.
Oh, yeah.
Ah
No, that was me. It's me.
[gasps]
Right, okay. So, I spent
5,000 bucks in a week.
[clicks tongue]
Yes.
[quirky music]
- [Julien] The key results for all of the
- Yeah. Oh, I see, put the bricks there
- [shushing]
- Ai-yai-yai-yai.
are shown in table two.
Hey, have you heard from Manon?
No, I haven't.
- studies were carried on patients
- Oh, wait. That's not juice, is it?
- Oh, no. Of course not.
- specifically used in our presence.
However, for osteoporotic populations
- [chuckles]
- [funk music playing]
I'm checking you out ♪
Huh ♪
Looks like you're checking me out too ♪
[funk music continues]
Well, let me pull up on you ♪
[funk music halts]
No significant differences were observed
in terms of analgesics
or symptomatic complications.
- [Julien] The straight superiority
- [both giggle]
for septoplasty
with an increase in height
- of four millimeters
- Are you for real?
- [laughing hysterically]
- six millimeters in comparison
[loud thud]
to vertebroplasty
is no longer found in comparison
to kyphoplasty.
Don't even think about it.
- Right. Too much. I'm sorry.
- [Julien] With the correction of kyphosis
of four point two degrees
- versus four point five degrees.
- [mouths] Five. Okay.
These values are similar
to those found in non-comparative
retrospective studies
in osteoporotic populations.
- [Phillipe] Ooh.
- [Mireille] Phillipe,
do you really think it's appropriate?
- I don't understand anything anyway.
- [Julien] The height
[clears throat]
- Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, darling.
- Sorry, kiddo.
- [Phillipe] Keep going.
- Keep going. Look, I'm filming.
- [Mireille] Keep going.
- Lost in height during deflation
- I don't understand a thing.
- of the balloons is quantified
- by our studies and compared
- That's right.
Ah, there we go.
- Okay, that's good.
- [phone pings]
[teacher] What's on the agenda for today?
Matthew, can you read
for the class, please?
- And put your phones away.
- [Matthew] "The hidden side of apps."
Exactly. Very good. What does that mean?
If it's free, it means you're the product.
Does that mean anything to anyone? Hmm?
Facebook, Apple, Google, Amazon.
All of them offer their services
in exchange for your
personal data.
Everything you like, think, share,
they collect all of them.
And sell the information to brands
that then target you
so you buy their products.
I don't know if you realize
what that means.
The photos you look at,
they know how long you look at them.
Everything you type into search engines
including YouPorn and other sites.
They know every text
you send to your mommy,
they know. Worse, text your mom sends.
They have access to everything.
[tense music]
[bell rings]
This whole personal data thing is crazy,
don't you think?
They really do take us for suckers.
We're on the same boat.
There's nothing we can do.
Unless we disappear.
If we all log off,
they'll have nothing to sell.
What do you mean?
Don't worry, I got an idea.
[Julien] "I shall strive
to maintain and perfect
to more effectively render
the services required of me.
I shall assist my fellow doctors
and their families in adversity.
May my fellow doctors grant me
their respect
if I remain true to my promises.
May I be dishonored and held
in contempt if fail to keep them."
[crowd cheering, whooping]
[shouting indistinctly]
Stop everything how so?
Well, I mean whoop, just like that,
overnight. Stop everything,
screens, Internet, and all.
And I swear it has opened up my eyes.
[imitates an explosion]
- [Guillaume] Oh, yeah?
- [Léa] Oh, yeah. Yeah, no. No.
Because I, uh well, uh
[chuckles]
Gagan's been sniffing around for years,
and I finally let him into my life.
- Oh, yeah.
- So, uh
Actually, turns out my happiness
was right there.
In front of me.
Okay, great. Awesome. Uh
- So, Mélanie, what do you do?
- I'm a vegetable photographer.
- So, I do this sort of thing, you know.
- Vegetable photographer.
- [Gagan] Amazing.
- [Mélanie] Ah, this one's my favorite.
- [Gagan] That's amazing.
- [Mélanie] Yeah.
- [Gagan] I love it.
- Really? You love it.
- Awesome.
- It's funny in my shop,
- I've got uh, organic vegetable section.
- [Mélanie] No way!
- [Gagan] I swear.
- [Mélanie] That's so funny.
Well, if you like,
I can take pictures for you.
Totally! You could totally take pictures.
Uh, maybe tomorrow?
Totally, tomorrow if that works for you.
- No. Not tomorrow?
- No.
No, no. not tomorrow. I can't do tomorrow.
- Because we need to go to, uh
- We have an appointment at the store
- to, um, to get our new
- Okay.
- couch. Our couch.
- Okay, well,
we're gonna congratulate Julien.
- Nice to meet you.
- [Léa] Yeah, yeah.
Okay. Awesome.
Okay, well, it was lovely
to meet you, Léa,
and I just wanted to tell you
your dress is beautiful.
Well, you went for it,
and you're the one who's right, girl.
- See you later.
- Mm-hm. Thanks.
She's not
- What?
- Uh
- Well she's not
- What are you
- Yes, she is. I know.
- Yeah, you may be right.
- We are not pigeons!
- We are not pigeons!
- We are not pigeons!
- We are not pigeons!
- We are not pigeons!
- We are not pigeons!
- We are not pigeons!
- Are you Yacine?
Yeah, that's me.
I just wanted to say
that I love your detox idea.
It's a great idea and shows people
our generation isn't just about that.
So, what's the concept?
Give your cell phone
and computer over the vacation?
Yeah, that's it.
You post a selfie with, uh
the hashtag "We are not pigeons"
in your story and then
you turn everything off.
Okay, well
See you in two weeks then.
- We are not pigeons!
- We are not pigeons!
- Yeah, see you.
- [all] We are not pigeons!
- We are not pigeons!
- [bell rings]
[man on PA] Please return
to your classrooms.
Class is back in session.
I repeat, return to your classrooms.
Great.
Yes. Oh, god.
- [pants]
- [door slams]
No!
[Léa] Yes, coming!
Psst! Come here.
Are you okay? Where were you?
You don't happen to have 5,000 euros
you could loan me?
- Please.
- Sure. Of course.
[sighs]
For real?
Of course not, Manon.
I'm broke and this close to losing my job.
Why? You okay?
- What's wrong?
- Nothing. It's just something
- I need to handle with Driko. Don't worry.
- Okay.
- Okay.
- I'm going back.
- Okay.
- All right.
What's with the dress?
- It's a dress, that's all.
- Okay, how is it with Guillaume?
Amazing.
I think he's even a little jealous.
[chuckles]
Shh. Later.
- [door closes]
- Okay.
[grunts]
- [baby coos]
- Daddy's a doctor. He's got his Ph.D.
Yes, he is finally gonna be able to take
his paternity leave.
- Mommy's gonna go to work soon.
- What trouble?
- Fuck.
- Well done, Dad.
Well done. What are you talking?
What? No, but, hold on.
Perfect. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- [principal] Ma'am, it's unbelievable.
- Here. Yes.
Yes. Well, understood.
Of course, Principal.
- Of course. Count on us, Principal.
- We'll punish him as soon as he gets home.
- Yes!
- As soon as he back. Yes. Okay. Goodbye.
- It's okay.
- [baby coos]
And they're fondling each other.
They're fondling Ugh!
Look at them. They're ridiculous.
- Everything all right?
- Well, wait.
Mireille is in the house!
- A selfie, pumpkin.
- They're ridiculous.
Okay, that's enough.
[hesitates]
Wait, wait, wait.
Look at me, both of you.
Hey, Nico!
[indistinct chatter]
- Ow!
- Excuse me, I'm sorry.
- Okay, I'll stand.
- Don't you see anything?
[indistinct chatter continues]
Excuse me, y'all. Sorry.
Over here, can I have your attention
for two minutes? Thank you.
So, as you know, I have managed
to completely give up all screens.
And it's totally liberated me. I'm clearly
a different person now, for sure.
In fact, this evening,
I'm going away for a completely
unplugged weekend in the countryside.
[chuckles]
Happiness.
And what I really want is
for you to be free as well.
Because we are a family,
and we've hardly said ten words
to each other since Julien's
fascinating dissertation ended.
So, that's enough. Let's take charge,
everyone put your devices in the box.
Come on. I don't want to hear
any complaints.
Come on. It's over.
We're liberating ourselves.
Come on!
A little challenge.
[chuckles]
Yeah, okay, I think that's a great idea.
- Nobody wants to give it a go? No one?
- Léa.
- I'd love to do it. If that's okay.
- No.
Let go of the box.
Yes.
[Mélanie] You'll do it, sweetheart?
- Why are you doing this?
- It will be fun.
- It's just
- Come on. You.
- [Léa] You'll feel better after.
- Yeah, let's try it.
Let's try it. Huh!
- Here you go.
- Right.
- [Mélanie] Come on, you two.
- There you go.
- [Mélanie] Awesome.
- Well done. Well done, great.
[Julien] To make Léa happy.
- Ah, for once it's that way around.
- [Mélanie] It's not easy.
- It is for the best.
- Happy?
- Great. Dad?
- Sir?
No, it's not really convenient for me.
I have a chess game at seven.
If you want to play,
there are loads of board games here.
Don't you want to spend time
with your grandkids?
Ooh.
[Léa] Okay, Lyna, it's over.
Okay, there. You're gonna feel great.
More free.
- Okay, can I have the box?
- [Mélanie] Yeah!
Wait, Léa, sorry.
I just wanted to say, that, uh
I think it's so cool
you're doing this detox.
- Mm-hm.
- For real, and I know.
It's not easy that you must
want to give up sometimes. And
Believe me, I know what I'm talking about.
Because you've already done
a digital detox?
Vaginal.
[gasps]
Uh
- I'm sorry?
- I used to be a nymphomaniac.
- Really?
- It's fine now. You know, I'm better.
Uh, I've moved on, and
- [chuckles]
- And it's cool. But, um
Yeah. I'm proud of who I am today.
[Léa] Mm-hm.
You'll see, one day you'll be proud
of yourself too.
Okay, I won't take up
any more of your time. See you.
Yeah. See you.
Yes. I'm coming!
[gasps]
- Ah, there you are!
- [chuckling nervously]
- Yes. Oh, great!
- What's this?
You've packed your bag? So you're coming!
No, that's nothing to do with that.
Here's the thing, Mom. Uh, I
I can't come to work at the restaurant.
What do you mean?
Well, I've told you already,
I'm doing a detox with Léa for a month.
And, uh, I can't let her down.
Plus, we promised to stick together.
So, it wouldn't be cool.
Of course, you're right, Manon.
That's much more important
than your poor mother whose alone
- and that you're abandoning again.
- [sighs]
Mom, please stop saying that.
I'm not abandoning you.
- A bit.
- [sighs]
Okay, I'll come home. But after the detox.
- Okay?
- Promise?
Yes.
[giggling]
Darling!
You coming home is the best thing
that could happen to me.
- You know that, right? Yes, you do.
- Yes, I know.
- I know.
- You know that.
- Yes, I know that.
- You know that.
Okay, I'll get another bottle.
Julien's champagne is disgusting.
- Ah, okay.
- It's yetch!
[whimsical music]
[grunts]
Ta-da!
Okay.
- Yeah, that's not bad.
- Check this. You didn't see that.
- That too.
- That too.
I'll give you 700.
What? For all of it?
But I need 5,000, sir.
Hang on, you didn't look at everything.
Here, my fake ass.
Fake ass. It's silicon. Touch it, sir.
- Please touch it.
- No, hold on.
Maybe you can get more online,
but here, it's take it or leave it.
So, what is it?
[sighs]
- Okay, I'll take it.
- All right.
[man] Great. Okay.
Here we go.
Seven hundred euros.
- Thank you.
- Have a good day!
So, Mireille told me
you used to be a lawyer?
Yeah. Yeah, but, uh I gave it up.
After my grandpa died,
I took over his hardware store
to make the store downstairs.
- I didn't like my job anymore. And
- And do you like older women?
[awkward laughing]
Great act with the flirting.
Bravo, I love it.
Yeah, unfortunately
I'll have to leave you, Patricia.
- I understand, Gagan.
- I have to get going.
Can I give you this?
- [jabbering]
- [laughing]
I love this thing.
[Mélanie] You want to try?
Not this one though.
Whoa.
Look, Guillaume, I know about Mélanie,
about her past.
- Huh?
- So, uh
Just say the word and it's over.
All right?
Um what's over?
Everything. I'll leave Gagan.
One word and I'll do it.
- I'm all yours.
- Gagan, the
The guy who's fighting with the door
trying to escape.
Sorry.
Two minutes, I'll be right back.
- Great job, girl!
- High five.
Don't leave me, no. Please don't leave.
Gagan, stay, stay. Please. Please.
- Léa, I told you I had a date at 7 p.m.
- I know.
- It's five two!
- Yes, I know.
But honestly though,
aren't you too old for this?
You're leaving me for what?
A 25-year-old girl with no cellulite
who's going to let you fuck her tits?
Yes.
If that's all you need,
I'll let you titty fuck me.
Really?
No. I'm being gross. You can leave.
Yeah? Okay, great.
That's what I was saying.
[Gagan] You need to let me leave.
- [crowd] Mélanie!
- [sighs]
- Mélanie!
- Mélanie!
[cheering, whooping]
- [scatting]
- [cheering, laughing]
Beautiful!
[all chanting]
Mélanie! Mélanie! Mélanie!
Mélanie! Mélanie! Mélanie! Mélanie!
[all chanting]
Mélanie! Mélanie! Mélanie!
[chanting continues]
[laughing and cheering]
I can see you, Dad.
You okay, darling?
I'm fine.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Fuck it.
No, think about your detox. Come on.
Listen, Dad. I won't tell Mom about this,
in exchange, you'll leave me alone.
- Okay.
- Okay.
That's not it.
He set her on his phone screen.
[somber music]
- [soft grunt]
- [phone clatters]
Ah!
[chuckles]
She set him on her phone screen.
Make sense, of course.
Of course, because they're madly in love.
That way they can look at each other
every day forever like this.
"We're in love. We're good-looking."
[muttering]
Gagan isn't really your boyfriend, is he?
You're still in love with Guillaume.
- [phone chimes]
- [gasping]
It unlocked. Oh, I'm a fucking genius.
I'm a fucking genius!
["Final Form" by Sampa the Great plays]
[Manon sighs]
- [gargling]
- [man] Three, two, one.
Eat!
The lace lady travel with grace baby ♪
I can't afford to cover
The cost of course maybe ♪
Settle that one in court cause
Judging by the basics ♪
In my melanin, great state I'm in ♪
In all states I'm in
I might final form in my melanin ♪
Done! I'm done!
I'm done!
And with 11 burgers devoured
in seven minutes, forty-five seconds,
- our contest winner is
- [laughing]
- Yeah!
- What's your name again?
Patricia.
- Patricia!
- [roars]
- [man] Here you go.
- Thanks.
I wonder, would you have
another contest something,
you know, similar before tonight?
Why? You need cash?
Yes.
All right, final round.
Careful, hand over the money.
- Bets are closed! Three, two, one, go!
- [cheering, shouting]
Go! Go! Go!
Come on! Rabbit!
Oh, go rabbit!
Yes! Yes. Come on!
Come on. What are you doing?
You dumb What are you doing?
No, other way!
No! It's the other way.
Other way!
No!
[groans]
- [man blows whistle]
- Yes!
[men cackle, mutter]
No!
[sobbing]
Take this. No come back. Got it?
This isn't the lottery, pal.
Give me back my 20 bucks.
I still have a 100.
I'm missing ten bucks.
Did you give that to them?
- Mr. Micky.
- Hang on, I'm counting my money.
I'm sorry, but this is a matter
of life or death.
I really need to get my money back.
It's really, really important.
It's not my fault I chose
the wrong rabbit.
But you know, I get it now.
The one with the big ears totally sucks.
I'll give you 20 bucks for one more game.
I I know it's gonna
It's not about the money.
The rabbit's cold and tired.
They didn't sleep well.
Now get out of here.
And these ten bucks are the last time.
Now get lost.
Last time? It's my first time here.
No, I saw you at the fairground shooting
a rifle trying to win a big cuddly toy.
So next time, you'll get your cuddly toy.
Now get out of here!
Goodbye, sir.
I'm missing 20 bucks.
Hi, everybody. What's up?
How are you, grandma?
Oh, hello, darling. How was school?
Oh, it was awesome. I had a crazy day.
Oh, really? You've had an awesome day?
Yeah.
- Oh, well. Good to know.
- Because your vacation is going to
- Look!
- [grunts]
- Here, honey.
- [Nico grunting]
[Nico] Thank you.
Okay, stop it.
I can't hear you. Your vacation?
- Is gonna be what?
- Say it?
My vacation is gonna be shitty. I get it.
What did I do?
I don't know.
I think your principal called
because you were messing around at school.
So, you're not coming
on vacation with us to Spain.
- Goodbye, sun!
- Goodbye, beach!
- [Nico] Goodbye, surfing!
- [Yacine] What?
- Maybe next time you'll think twice.
- That's not fair. I'm not gonna stay
home alone for two weeks.
Well, no. No, no, no, no, no.
That would be too easy.
- You're gonna stay here.
- The heart of the detox.
Okay. Three meals a day,
two phone calls to us,
one shower, and of course, zero screens.
Really? Ooh!
Loser.
[chuckles]
2017, okay, here we go.
What's this?
She hasn't always been so skinny.
Go on, stupid. Take it.
There you go. There you go, you moron.
[groans, blows air]
All right.
What the hell was that?
It makes no sense. So vulgar.
Oh! She's a fucking fascist nympho!
- A nympho?
- Mélanie is fascist.
Look at this guy's chest!
What, he's got a tattoo,
but doesn't mean that
It's a fucking swastika, Dad! That's what.
- Wait, Léa, you can't accuse
- Dammit, girl. Oh, my god!
- Fascist!
- Don't Léa, wait!
[Léa laughing]
Look what I found on Mélanie's cell phone!
- Léa, that's completely unacceptable!
- [hysterical laughing]
Seriously, you search
my girlfriend's phone?
- [Léa] Wait, no!
- Mélanie, I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
- [Léa] No, wait. You haven't even seen it.
- Withdrawl's a tough journey.
- No, no, no. Wait!
You haven't even seen the photo. No!
- But we don't care about the photo.
- Show the photo!
- Do not trust this woman. She has secrets.
- Come on. What are you talking about?
- You need help!
- Stop, stop, stop! That's enough!
This is my Ph.D. party and nobody cares!
- [Mireille] No, that's not true!
- Yes, it is! It is!
- No, please.
- Between you acting like a nutjob.
You always being on your phone
like it was just invented.
And you, Yacine, hello, Yacine?
You don't feel like you miss anything?
My dissertation! Ten years of studies!
And don't get me started on Manon.
Where is she? Nobody even knows!
I feel like no one even cares
about me becoming a doctor.
[both groan]
Okay, because it's kind of a big deal!
Doctor! An engineer of life.
This was my moment!
My moment!
- Julien
- He's always
had these fits since he was little.
- Right? It's true.
- Yes.
[woman in video game] Checkmate.
Phil0355, you lose.
Oh, I lost.
- Would you like to play again?
- I lost.
[sighs]
[quirky music]
[groans]
[tires screeching]
- [car door slams]
- What's up, Manon?
- I'm okay, you?
- You got my money?
- Not yet, but Ow! Ow! Ow!
- What did you not understand about
- I want it tonight, huh?
- I just Wait a minute.
I'm going to get the keys
to to Bernard's van
- for my retreat.
- Wait, isn't that Manon?
- I'm just getting the money.
- Want me to smash your face?
Oh!
- [Manon] Please, let me go!
- I said I wanted tonight!
- Manon! Manon!
- Do you understand?
- Leave her alone!
- [Yacine] Let her go!
Stop it! Enough!
- [thuds]
- [grunts]
- [Driko groans]
- [panting]
- [Yacine] Who's that?
- [Manon] That's Bernard.
[Léa] He owns the bar.
No! I can't believe I don't have my phone,
no one's gonna believe me.
- [grunts]
- We could give him little boobs.
Oh, yeah. Big boobs.
- [Manon] One big one and a tiny titty.
- [Léa] Okay, I'm making a small one.
- [shouts]
- [both screaming]
Manon! What the fuck are you doing?
Threaten her again,
I'll shove this spade into your skull.
Ask her for one more euro,
and I'll bury you alive. Got it?
Got that?
- Yeah, I get it. It won't happen again.
- [spits]
- [Manon] All right, let's get out of here.
- [Léa] Asshole!
- Thank you, Bernie.
- So rad.
It's just like in the movies.
Jeez, Bernard's crazy.
Manon!
[Driko] Please don't leave me!
- [car doors close]
- Manon!
- Don't leave me!
- [engine revs]
- Go on! Bye!
- Fuck you!
[shouting, jeering]
[laughing, whooping]
Manon!
You're like a teen. Addicted to screens.
It's pathetic at your age frankly.
[Philippe] Enough, Mireille!
I want to enjoy my passion for screens.
Without limits or critiques.
I, I want to be free!
[scoffs]
Do you hear yourself?
- You've lost it, you poor thing.
- Screw you, Mireille!
I slaved away for 42 years of accounting.
Now I wanna do what I want,
how I want, when I want.
And you should do the same instead
of spending your time busting my balls.
Because I won't go without it!
[door slams shut]
- [dog barking in distance]
- [sighs]
[Yacine] Hey, Aunty Pat.
Hey! No, no. Please, just Pat.
Pat, no aunty.
- You okay?
- Yeah, how are you?
So, I wanted to ask you,
you already dipped your little pecker?
[groans]
You're hardworking, aunty.
[chuckles]
Can't say anything these days.
- [laughing]
- [sighs]
I'm gonna go sleep in Bobone's office.
Ooh. Hey, have you seen Manon?
Do you have any idea
what time she'll be back tonight?
[Léa] Okay. Welcome to the Detox Center.
Thanks, Blanchard.
Is this the right address?
I think so.
[Léa] Okay.
Right, okay.
It's more like a haunted house
than a little paradise.
Are you sure you wanna stay?
It's this or my mom for the whole weekend.
- Right.
- So, uh, I choose this.
- Oh, my God.
- What was that?
I don't know.
[sighs]
- Boo!
- [both screaming]
Get a pumper drop the water from above ♪
Oh, fuck! Nice okay, nice doggy.
Oh, nice doggy. Sweet doggy.
- [growls]
- Nice, good boy
- [dog barks]
- [Driko] Oh, no!
["Pumper' by Mai Lan plays]
I'm so easy, the air so hot ♪
Beads of sweat running down my back ♪
All my friends are made of wax ♪
Moving slowly, they gon' melt ♪
Our knees are burning
The heat's so hot ♪
Wind's so heavy the bees can't fly ♪
What can stop it now? ♪
What can stop it now? ♪
What can stop it now? ♪
What? ♪
So let's get a pumper ♪
Drop the water from above ♪
Send it here and there ♪
This heat is hard to bear ♪
Get a pumper ♪
Drop the water from above ♪
Send it here and there ♪
This heat is hard to bear ♪
If we don't move
Then the sea's gon' dry ♪
All the walls of the town's gon' crack ♪
Some of us are stuck on chairs ♪
Well then tell them they gon' die ♪
All these trees begging for some water ♪
What can stop it now? ♪
Find this truck baby I'm gonna drive ♪
What can stop it now? ♪
What can stop it now? ♪
What can stop it now? ♪
So let's get a pumper ♪
Drop the water from above ♪
Send it here and there ♪
This heat is hard to bear ♪