Olivia Attwood's Bad Boyfriends (2024) s01e02 Episode Script

1
They think
they're on a lads holiday.
You are not on a lads holiday.
'Eight bad boyfriends were signed up
to a made-up show.'
PETE WICKS: Pump, pump, pump.
Three
Come on!
I love female attention,
I can't lie.
'Their long-suffering girlfriends
arrived'
Tonight, you will spy
on each other's boyfriends.
'..and went undercover where they
witnessed more than they expected.'
Have you got a girlfriend?
'Then the boys got
the surprise of their lives.'
Brotopia is over.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
WHISPERING: Save me.
BAYLEY: Oh, my God.
Recognise anyone?
Yeah.
I don't know
if I can ever trust him again.
'Now the hard work to shape up these
problem partners is about to begin.'
What do you think of Brozone?
VIKTOR: Is this a joke? Oh, my God.
BUZZER SOUNDS
ELECTRIC SHOCK PADS
BUZZ
What is Liily's dad's name?
Stop!
BUZZER SOUNDS
Not once have you said,
"Sapph, I'm sorry."
Everyone makes mistakes,
and I'm actually standing here
Let me go make my mistakes.
You've done
absolutely nothing wrong.
I just feel really guilty.
Let me speak.
No! You've spoke enough.
Yeah, exactly.
You just can't admit you're wrong,
ever.
You were the worst one in the group,
babe.
I was the worst one? How was I
the worst one? What did I do?
'We're not here for Brotopia.
'I have to say,
they did a great job.'
Girls put it there,
and we fell for it.
Body shots. Are you for real?
There was one, and it was wrong.
And I felt guilty after it.
You have every right to be upset
and angry.
I let you down, and I apologise.
I do. Deeply, I apologise.
I never wanna put you
in that situation, and I did.
You did, big time.
I know. I did.
Big, big, big, big time.
'I said it at the club.'
I was like, "Oh, if I find out
my man is putting his pants down
"or doing body shots, I will flip."
Then I found out
he was doing body shots.
Me and Ryan are in
a very serious relationship.
Like, we have a house together.
We're planning a wedding.
We're planning to have a baby.
I can't conceive naturally,
so we have to have IVF.
We're going through all of
this stuff so we could be a family.
And he's just ruined it.
Like, I'm never gonna trust him now.
And I don't wanna be
in that relationship
where I don't trust my fiance.
RYAN: Me and Sapph, we're engaged.
I wouldn't have done that
unless I was ready,
and it was a big thing for me.
I like to think that I do enough to
kind of live up to that benchmark.
WHISPERING: God. Fucking hell.
'Bayley was having a blinding night
with a certain girl,
'and when I found out
it was my girlfriend,
'I was pissed off
because I'd been close with Bayley,
'cos then it makes me look
like a bit of a dick.'
BAYLEY: I honestly know
that I've hurt Anya,
what I've kind of done to her
which, it isn't a nice thing.
That was a big a big wake-up call.
Boys, it's now time to leave.
RUBEN: So, where is this doghouse
that we're gonna be sharing, bruv?
RYAN: I'm already in it, bro.
RYAN LAUGHS
JORDI:
Did you see Bayley's reaction?
Bayley looked like
he was gonna have a breakdown. Yeah.
I feel sick for you.
I don't know how you're just
I'm just not surprised.
JORDI: Like, if he acts like that
and he knows he can
potentially be caught,
like, I just think what does he act
like when you're not there? Yeah.
We always have rows when he goes out
cos he'll, like, just disappear
and just won't answer his phone
or anything. Oh, my God.
And I've had messages
from girls before being like,
"Bayley's in here,
and he's flirting with a girl."
How do you feel you're gonna react,
though, when you see him next?
You need to tell him straight.
Yeah.
'Me and Bayley have been together
for just over a year now.'
I don't wanna use the word selfish,
but he's just not used
to putting someone else first.
When Bayley has a drink,
he just takes things too far.
'It even goes out of his head
that he's got a girlfriend.'
But I just feel like I'm numb,
and it's, like, become the norm.
Well, my man is a good liar.
He denied everything.
Did he give you his real Instagram?
Yes. He put it on my notes himself.
The thing is, there's intention
behind that as well.
Like, what is your intention
by you passing out your Instagram?
When we asked if he was in a
relationship, he said, "No comment".
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, cos me and Liily were there.
He was like, "No comment."
I said, "It's yes or no."
OK.
Deep breaths.
Is he serious?
Yeah.
I'm not your girlfriend.
You literally got on one knee
and said, "Will you marry me?"
Yeah.
Questionable right now.
I didn't bring him here
because I think he's a cheat
or because I don't trust him.
I brought him here
because I do everything for him,
so now it's like
it's just made a whole nother issue.
And now you're thinking, like,
other times of when he's gone out.
He knows that I see cheating as,
I'm not sticking around for it,
unfortunately for him.
Like, I will, boom, gone,
because I'm a strong woman.
I'm not gonna be, like,
punked around and be with a guy
to just mess me around
and I stay with him. No chance.
# A-B-C-D-E-F-U
And your mom and your sister #
Right, come on, then.
I'll show you where you're living.
RYAN:
We're gonna get rabies or something.
No, no, we'll get you
all the vaccinations you need.
'Phase one of my relationship rehab
is about separation and reflection.
'So the boys are being taken
to a place
'stripped of
all worldly distractions.'
Make your way inside your new digs.
VIKTOR: Is this a joke? Oh, my God.
What is this?
RYAN GROANS
BAYLEY: That's disgusting.
Right. What do you think of Brozone?
It's not very good.
Ruben, what's the matter?
I feel like it's a whole load
of shit, to be fair. Do you?
Bro, do you see this?
Caravans, man.
I spent a lot of time on this.
This is my fake tan on the walls.
And I put the furniture together
myself.
You did a good job of that.
Oh, you've done great, yeah.
So, it starts with a bit
of separation from your girlfriends.
Time to reflect, simpler living.
Eli, you gonna be all right?
Don't do simple living.
We'll find somewhere for the Dior,
I promise.
The rules are simple.
No sneaking off to The Strip.
No sneaking off
to your girlfriends.
And also, that means no sex.
What, like?
With each other, or?
What you do with each other is,
actually,
I haven't accounted for it,
but no sex with your girlfriends.
Anyone who misbehaves
will be punished.
Throughout this process,
you will get the chance
to compete in challenges
to win back the love and trust
of your girlfriend and leave Brozone
and go back to the villa.
Can you do it?
Well, we've got to.
We've got no choice, have we?
Literally in the doghouse, in't you?
Have you ever spent any time
in the doghouse, Bayley?
Is there water in the ocean? Like
You understand the rules?
Certainly do.
Have a lovely time.
See you later.
God, these bastard heels.
It stinks!
That's jank.
Nah, you ain't got no chance, mate.
That's disgusting.
Bruv, we're not staying in these.
No way.
SAM: Use this toilet now.
Wow, mate, it's got shit in it.
Eurgh.
There's a shit in there
from about 1960s.
Like, come on,
could it get any worse?
There's a mouldy shit
left in the toilet.
ELI:
Mate, I'm not staying in a caravan.
I've never seen a caravan
in my life.
Without a shadow of a doubt,
this is the equivalent of my hell.
Like, I've built myself up
to a decent level of living
over the years,
and I just feel like
I've gone back in time.
I don't think I should be here.
I haven't done anything wrong.
I treat her like a princess.
VIKTOR: I say we go to Olivia
and beg for mercy.
This is cops, man.
No, they gotta be lying.
I feel like an idiot, bruv.
This is stupid.
The smell, the look.
I would have preferred a kennel.
RYAN: It's horrible.
I don't wish this on my worst enemy.
I didn't deserve this.
That is, like, the biggest
disrespect to me in my eyes.
I'm walking,
do you know what I mean?
# We were good, we were gold
# Kinda dream
That can't be sold #
To the girls. Cheers!
To the first night in the villa.
What do you think's
gonna happen tonight?
LANA: I actually have no clue.
I'm happy the boys got the boot,
though.
I'm excited
to see where they're staying. Yeah!
They better be in the doghouse.
Yeah, I think they need
to just be left
to fend for themselves for a change.
Oh, here she comes!
# I can buy myself flowers #
GIRLS: Hi!
Better late than never,
do you know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's been a tough day, girls.
I'm really proud of you,
how you handled it.
You all kept your composure.
It was amazing.
It was very classy, very dignified.
I know it's tough for some of you,
especially Sapphia, my girl.
But I feel like
something else is coming,
I don't know why I feel like that.
It probably is.
THEY LAUGH
I will tell you,
I did invite the boys up
to join us for drinks tonight.
They'll be coming in
pretty sheepish, to be fair.
They probably reluctantly
took that invitation.
Where are they staying?
I'll let them tell yourself.
Hello!
Hey.
Thanks for joining us.
Thanks for having us.
ANNA: Where've you been?
You don't wanna know
where we've been.
Is it that bad?
It's the worst place
I've ever been in my life.
'Eli's very high maintenance.'
He will hate staying anywhere
that's not immersed in luxury
all the time, so I'm sure
he's pretty fuming right now.
We're in a caravan, you know.
Aw, whaa, whaa (!)
There was a shit in one
of the toilets, and it wasn't us.
I'm sorry,
that's me when I was setting up.
So sorry. I meant to flush.
Oh, my gosh. I do feel a bit sad.
I don't know
if they deserved it that bad,
but I'm enjoying this villa.
It's so pretty.
Guys, you are now in phase one
of the project,
separation and reflection.
And it's not going to be easy,
but the hard work
does actually start tomorrow.
So tonight is a good opportunity
for you to relax, have a few drinks,
chat if you want to.
And, yeah,
I will see you guys tomorrow.
Bye.
EVERYONE: Bye!
Where's the drinks?
You're not drinking no more.
That's it. You're done.
Go and get some water.
I'm not.
You are.
As soon as I saw him,
I forgot anything he's ever done
or said wrong to me.
And I was just like,
"Oh, I love you."
'That's my problem, cos I'm still,
like, obsessed with him.'
I see him, he gives me
a little smile or says I look nice,
and I'm like, "OK, you're perfect.
You're the best boyfriend ever."
But in reality,
that's not always true.
I believe you two have met before.
Oh, my starry Miss Air Hostess.
How are you feeling?
Oh, yeah, you've met Liily.
Nice to meet you.
Hi.
Nice to see you again.
Nice to see you again.
Guys, it's not funny.
No, I know, it's not funny.
No, shh, you two.
Don't cuff him like that.
This nervous laugh is not on.
I didn't feel like
I took it too far.
I didn't feel
like I was too outrageous.
I know I've got it in me to go
a lot further than I did last night,
so, erm, you know,
I thought I was well behaved.
MARIA: So you didn't think
what you did was gonna upset her?
No, because I thought that she would
know that it's for a challenge.
Otherwise, why would I do that?
I wouldn't intentionally upset her.
You said to the girls
you're engaged, but you sway.
Yeah, so I wasn't
You think I was gonna be like, "Aw!"
No, hear what I'm saying.
Like, I said that I'm engaged,
and I was swayed because they were
moving, like, tough with the money.
Whatever, like, I could do
to get this money because
Nah, nah. No, but
Do me a favour, Ryan.
You're sitting there saying,
"It's a competition.
"I wanted to win the competition."
Not once have you said,
"Sapph, I'm sorry."
I think we're thinking too much of,
"It was a competition."
I think that you have an issue
with boundaries. It was.
And boundaries are for everything,
about everything in life,
when you have a fiancee,
when you have a girlfriend.
it doesn't matter
if it's your best friend's birthday
and his dying wish is
for you to kiss a girl,
you need
to have boundaries all the time.
So, right now,
I haven't forgiven him,
and it would actually take a lot
for him to make me
fully trust him again.
He thinks this is a joke.
He thinks this is a joke.
LIILY: 'They completely
crossed the line, like,
'there was some wild shit
going on there.'
I'm trying to keep it cool
as much as I can.
You get angry
if I get shots off a bottle.
If we're in a club and someone's
trying to stick a bottle
down your throat and you're
You
..shooting vodka
into people's mouths.
Baby.
At the same time, you can ask
Baby, you were letting a girl
lick you up. Imagine me
And that was incorrect.
That's something we do in private.
100%. Incorrect. 100%.
So, let me give body shots to a man
from my tits.
Body shots for me was, like,
completely crossed a line.
That to me is a no.
Like, done. Done. Done. Done.
So, why'd you do it?
It was a weak moment. It was.
Was she, like,
too hot for you to resist?
No, nothing like that.
Everyone makes mistakes.
And I'm actually standing here
Let me make my mistakes.
You saying you never made a mistake?
What mistake like that
have I made with you? Honestly.
Not doing this here.
I made the mistake the night before,
and now I'm being called
a bad boyfriend.
And now I look back,
and do you know what?
I just felt like
I couldn't defend myself.
You took it too far
and was giving her your Instagram
and telling her you're gonna come up
to Manchester and see her
..and then giving her a lap dance.
And they were the bits that were
obviously, like, very disrespectful.
And I don't know why I did it
cos I shouldn't have done it,
cos that is crossing the line.
That wasn't part of the game,
do you know what I mean?
I understood it wasn't.
This is why I'm not confident.
Yeah, I know,
cos I knock your confidence.
You do things like this
all the time.
I just don't trust him.
'He loves female attention,
and he has cheated on me.'
I've had enough
of how Bayley treats me,
and I'm not putting up with it
any more.
He needs to change,
or I will be gone.
WOMAN: Morning!
# Oh, the good life
# Full of fun #
The villa's just gorgeous.
It's absolutely slaying.
ANNA: I can't get over the view.
It's so nice.
BOTH: Cheers!
# Mm, the good life
# Lets you hide
All the sadness you feel #
'I'm happy that Ryan
stayed in a caravan last night.'
It feels like he's in,
like, the ultimate doghouse.
Like, apparently
there's cold showers there.
They have to use the bucket
to wash themselves,
so should have thought about that
when you went out the other night.
RYAN: It stinks like shit in here.
Oh, bro.
TOM T: You good?
Nah, that was fucked.
Yeah.
Bro.
BAYLEY: I bet they're loving it
up there, ain't they?
SAM SNORTS
Oh, mate.
Oh, God. I'm tired, me.
Do you even fit in there,
Sam, or what?
Nah, bro.
Look, look where my feet are, mate.
BAYLEY LAUGHS
Me knees are hanging out t'window.
I don't know how much longer
I'm gonna do this.
I'll be straight up.
No, mate, we've got to get up there,
and we need to turn this round
pretty sharpish
cos I'm not doing this much longer.
TOM T: How d'you sleep, boys?
VIKTOR: Slept like a dead man.
Say, I was in a foetal position.
I was just like a baby.
That's what I was like.
Could you imagine if the roles were
reversed? Imagine if they were here.
You know what? I'm not really
in a position to be complaining.
She does do a lot for me, like.
To be fair, she does moan a lot,
but that's probably down to me.
When your missus stood up about,
"Oh, he needs to help out more
around the house."
I'm thinking, "We are getting buried
"and this man's just getting told
to clean up after himself."
I know that's a problem,
but that's not the big problem.
Yeah, we're all getting buried.
She hasn't even brought it up.
What about you? What would
you send your missus here for?
Like, what would you say,
like, she needs to work on?
TOM J: Not giving Bayley dances.
THEY LAUGH
Yeah, there's that. There's that.
You're not gonna live that one down.
You know that, right?
We're never gonna let this go!
When I found out
Bayley was with a girl all night
and it was my girlfriend,
obviously, I was gutted.
I took it like a man, right?
'But the back of my mind,
I'm thinking,
' "What has actually gone on?" '
And did she cross the line?
I knew he did.
'I'm not walking around,
high-fiving him,
'if she has said things
that she shouldn't have,
'cos then it makes me
look like a dick.'
It was a weird situation to be in,
really.
SPEAKER SCREECHES
'Morning lads, it's Liv.
'I hope your first night
in the Brozone wasn't too terrible.'
If you can make your way up
to the house as soon as possible,
I have a little surprise for you.
BAYLEY: Come on, then, boys.
Let's get out of here.
Brad's a bit of a tramp.
He'd like it down there.
He didn't even have bed sheets
when I first started dating him.
STYLIST:
And you gave him a second date?
STYLIST: I know.
It's unbelievable what you'll do
for good dick.
RUBEN: Let's go.
BAYLEY: The begging begins.
Let's go!
# I don't want you ever
To forget about us
# Forget about us #
Hi, girls.
GIRLS: Hi.
How are you all?
LANA: We're good.
How are you?
Good.
You all look so nice.
Thank you!
Shall we have a chat?
Yeah.
'Before we can start
mending these relationships,
'I need to know
how deep their problems go.'
I'm interested to see how
their first night of Brozone was.
One of the rules that I put on
the board was when you are together,
there's no sex at all.
At all?
At all.
Four weeks.
Four weeks, all right.
I'm gonna find that
really difficult.
Anna's genuinely stressed.
Yeah, she is.
And Eli, oh, God,
is he gonna be all right?
THEY LAUGH
No, but he's gonna be,
like, raging all the time,
walking like a big bull.
Maybe I'm just being spiteful
cos I'm getting no sex
for four weeks.
In terms of the fallout from
The Strip, how you all feeling?
How are you feeling
about the undercover challenge?
Still feel like there's still,
like, a few things,
cos there's obviously other girls
that were out that night
that we've not, like, debriefed.
GIRLS: Yeah.
So, like, we've not heard our boys'
conversations with them girls.
So we're still a bit,
like, question mark.
You've got each other's notes,
but there would obviously be gaps
in the night
where you girls weren't there.
Well,
if we have to wind back the footage,
that's something you would like
I would love that.
They should be scared.
Stick it on video.
Terrified.
'Research has shown
'the more familiar couples are
with each other,
'the more responsive they'll be
to each other's needs.
'So I've devised a test
'to see just how well our boyfriends
really know their other halves.
'And this one is sure
to get the sparks flying.'
All right, lads?
SAM: Oi, oi. Good?
Hello.
How was your night, boys?
Rough. I haven't slept.
Have you actually not?
Well, I'm 6'3" and the bed was 5ft,
so it didn't work.
You must have been all right, Ryan.
BOYS: Aw.
OK. We are here for a reason today.
We are gonna do a test.
And I thought a good place to start
would be testing how well
you know your girlfriends.
Some nervous faces.
Now that they've spent
their first night in the caravan,
I feel like they will try
their hardest to make sure, like,
they just don't F-up again.
Like, they don't do anything bad
because they realise
how bad their punishments are.
Boys, you are all hooked up
to my electric shock pads.
GIRLS LAUGH
Oh, I love this.
It's gonna be fine.
All the health and safety measures
have been taken.
As if the caravan
wasn't worse enough, innit?
Where are the pads?
They're on my ass.
They're literally on my ass.
Each girlfriend has given me
a series of questions
to test you boys.
You get the question right,
you'll get a point,
and the boy with the most points
will win a prize.
If you get the answer wrong,
all the boys will get a shock.
THE GIRLS LAUGH
Wait, what?
Oh, no, I'm not having that. No.
I'm due on my period.
I'm feeling evil.
OK, shall we play
Shocking Revelations?
Let's start with Bayley.
Course.
Take a step forward.
What is Anya's bra size?
Erm
Dunno, 34G?
G?
34G? G?
Not a compliment, was it?
No?
Right. Anya, is that correct?
No. It's wrong.
So that's wrong.
BUZZER SOUNDS,
ELECTRIC SHOCK PADS BUZZ
THE BOYS GROAN,
THE GIRLS LAUGH
What is the correct answer?
32D.
How was I supposed to know
her bra size? Like, I'm a man.
Right, next question.
What is Anya's hidden talent?
The Worm.
Yep.
Nice.
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Straightaway, I knew it was gonna
be The Worm for the party trick.
I've seen her do it at home
a couple of times.
We need to see that
at some point as well now.
To be fair, at home,
she wasn't great,
so I don't know
how that was her party trick.
Ruben, come on. For the boys.
I was like, pfft, I know Liily,
back of my hand.
'Can't wait to get started.'
First question.
Where is the craziest place
Liily has had sex?
I'm not sure if it involves you
or not, but
I'm gonna hope, erm
It doesn't specify.
A pier.
A pier.
No.
BUZZER SOUNDS,
RUBEN GROANS
Fuck!
What is the answer?
Tesco car park.
Car park.
Were you there for that one?
Yeah.
Please, say yes.
'One of our first memories together
was the car park,
'and I just don't know
how he got this one wrong.'
Ruben and I, we've been together
for, like, two years now.
We were friends, and then we started
dating, like, five years later.
We've lived together
for six months now.
What is Liily's dad's name?
Mind's actually going blank.
Stop.
You actually for real?
Wait, I got it! Stop!
Oh, shh
I'm on the spot now, innit,
and I actually know it.
I know the name, I knew the name.
I've heard the name.
I've made fun of the name.
No, he must be joking.
No, I'm dead-ass.
Nah. You're dead -
cos if you're not, like, this is it.
Oh, come on.
Nah, he's not gonna humiliate me
like that.
Ruben.
What is Liily's dad's name?
Oh, man.
Is he for real?
I think he's just
I actually I'm blank.
I'm going blank.
We just need an answer.
I felt embarrassed
because Ruben and my dad,
they have the same initials.
They have the same surnames.
I'm gonna have to push you
for an answer.
I can't remember.
BUZZER
Argh!
Argh!
Easy, easy, bro.
What's the answer, my darling?
Rogerio.
That's embarrassing.
Fucking hell, man.
Ruben just clearly does not know me.
Next up, Sam.
What is Jordi's biggest insecurity?
Being in social environments.
What?
BUZZER
Argh!
Argh!
SAM GRUNTS
I was absolutely loving it.
Oh, my God, I'd love
to take that shock device home,
and, like,
anytime he says something stupid,
just be like, "Yeah."
What is the correct answer?
My finger, cos I cut it.
Oh, shit, yeah.
No, cos I know
she gets anxious sometimes.
That's why I thought of that.
Thanks for sharing that.
Ryan.
Me and Ryan are soulmates.
We're best friends.
He knows everything about me,
so I am expecting him
to win every single challenge.
What is Sapphia's middle name?
'We met because we both went
to the same youth centre,
'so we've been in each other's lives
for ten years.'
Jacqueline.
Yeah.
Correct.
MEN: Yeah!
If you got that wrong,
that would've been bad.
That's so easy, that.
Why are you going easy on me?
Tom T, you ready? Come on.
Yeah. I'm ready.
I was confident, but I knew
if I got the answers wrong,
she would kill me.
Like, I could see her
giving me the eyes as well,
and that's not what you want.
What does Lana think
her worst personality trait is?
Toxic.
What?
LAUGHTER
Tom! Buzz that.
Buzz that now. No!
BUZZER,
WOMEN LAUGH
Argh!
Good. Good. Let them all feel it.
What is the correct answer?
Being sensitive.
And I'm sensitive now.
Shit, Tom.
'She was fuming.'
See? She's toxic. Proven it already.
Viktor.
What is Maria's hidden talent?
She can do
a crow sound with her voice.
I can sound like a crow.
Like a bark.
That's what I have, yeah. Can we?
Do that.
MARIA IMITATES CROW,
LAUGHS
I don't even know
what to do with that,
but you got it right.
LAUGHTER
Where did you go on your first date?
Kaspa's. Yeah?
Yes!
Yeah. Kaspa's. Of course. Yeah.
I'm so excited.
Correct.
Tom J.
'I've known Carly for eight years.'
I'm 100%
I'll get every question right.
Like, I'm 100% I'll smash it.
What is Carly's favourite part
of her body?
Her eyes
or did she say "bum"?
Yeah, but unfortunately,
you said "eyes".
BUZZER,
MEN GROAN
Oh!
Argh! You bastard!
I gave nice answers
thinking she'd have said that.
What is your girlfriend's
favourite takeaway?
It depends what day of the week
it is, but I think it's a Chinese.
Correct.
LAUGHTER
This is going well.
How many people
has Jordi slept with?
Fucking hell.
Erm I'm gonna say 22.
JORDI GASPS
22?!
Oh, my God, he makes me so angry.
'I don't know why he said that.'
He was, like,
looking at the lads for a laugh,
trying to show off
in front of the boys
rather than thinking about
how it's affecting the girlfriends.
BUZZER
Argh!
Argh! Oh!
Jordi, what is the correct answer?
Eight.
Oh.
Eight. That's a good thing.
I'm happy with that.
Pleased to know
what you think of me now.
Eli, how many people
has Anna slept with?
Just me, of course.
Is that your answer?
I'm sticking with that. Yeah.
Just you?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
BUZZER
Argh!
What's the answer?
Ten. Sorry.
'One question I didn't wanna answer
on purpose.'
You know, I just thought
it was a personal thing.
You don't need every Tom,
Dick and Harry knowing that stuff.
Well done.
Eli, Ruben, Tom J got nil points,
so there is work to be done.
We have a tie between Ryan
and Viktor.
Can I have my tie-breaker boys
step forward, please?
We are gonna go sudden death.
First wrong answer, you're out.
'I think I know Maria
really, really well.'
I've known her for six years now.
She's my best friend.
I'm her best friend.
I know everything about her.
Easy.
I think this is the perfect test
for, you know,
me to show her
that I listen to what she says,
I'm into what she says.
And, you know, hopefully,
she does forgive me
and she does see
that I am trying my hardest
to be the man
that she wants me to be.
OK, Ryan.
What is your girlfriend's
star sign?
OK, I'm gonna say
..Virgo.
Yeah!
APPLAUSE
Whoa!
Fair play.
Pressure makes diamonds, baby.
SAPPHIA LAUGHS
He knows me very well.
And that's why it pisses me off
when he pisses me off,
because you know me so well,
you know what you're gonna do
to piss me off,
so why have you done it?
Right, next question. Viktor.
'Viktor and I met
through a mutual friend,
'and he proper laid it on thick,
'and I was like,
"OK, let me try it." '
We ended up moving in together
November 2022,
and we've been living together
ever since then.
What is Maria's bra size?
Easy. 32DD.
Fuck's sake, babe.
Was it the triple?
It's wrong.
BUZZER
Oh!
Ay-ay!
MEN LAUGH AND GROAN
What is the correct answer?
34DD.
It's wrong.
Is it 34?
Yes. I went up, bro!
They grew. They grew.
Maybe I should have noticed that,
cos I hold them quite often.
We have a winner.
Whoo!
APPLAUSE
Well done, bro. Well done.
Where were you pulling them from?
I don't know, bruv. My arse.
No, well done.
Thank you.
You have earned
the very first reward.
But you do have a choice to make.
OK.
You can have a boys' night
at Brozone Mm.
..with beers, pizza, music.
Or would you like a sleepover
with your girlfriend?
'We definitely need that music
'and some decent food,
maybe some beers.'
At the end of the day, you know,
bros before hoes, as they say.
Obviously,
these guys are now my bros.
Yeah, and I appreciate you guys.
But
..this is my wife, so
APPLAUSE
SAPPHIA SQUEALS
I'm so happy!
Yeah, of course I wanna spend
the night with my missus.
'She is my world.
I love her to bits.'
Obviously, I don't wanna do anything
to jeopardise us.
I'm very proud of you.
Right decision.
However, I have to reiterate,
it is a sleepover Mm-hm.
..but the no-sex rule still applies.
Boys, you can hang out
before you head back to Brozone.
Make the most of this time together.
In an hour, you will have to leave.
I will see you guys very soon.
ALL: Bye!
Oof! Cheerio. Cheerio.
I'm so excited!
INDISTINCT CHATTER
LIILY: That was terrible.
I froze.
I genuinely froze.
I've never met your dad,
and I know his name.
I stood up, and it was like
INHALES
Yeah, but you got
all the other questions wrong.
You've been kind of
letting me down lately, huh? Yeah?
Doesn't feel great.
Mm.
Do you know what? I love him.
He's a sweetheart,
but he's a pain in the ass, really.
You're still going back
to a cushy bed.
Do you know what?
You deserve to go back to a caravan.
There's no hot water, man.
I had to have a cold shower
and everything.
So I wasn't
I would never say on public TV
a personal thing
that's between me and you.
I would never say that.
I just felt
I'd done the right thing.
Maybe, but not that question.
You say, "No, I can't answer that."
Just say
What, "I'm a virgin"?
No! You should say, like,
"two" or "five". And also
ELI IN LOWERED VOICE:
'I think I'm OK
wearing what I'm wearing.'
That's the main issue for me.
Some of the things he says
make me feel really insecure.
I did feel a bit bad
for even mentioning it to her.
You're with someone serious
And I'm in this for the long haul,
and I'm very, very protective,
and you know, I think
that's how every man should be.
If you're not like that,
then you're not a real man.
You're trying
to make me feel better,
so don't call me toxic,
cos I'm actually not.
Giving you the benefit of the doubt.
I was bigging you up.
Oh, thank you.
Don't mug me off.
You are great.
Good.
I'm not looking forward
to seeing you and Bayley, though,
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Me and Bayley?
It's starting
to make me feel awkward.
Did you ever get to a point
where you thought,
"This is going too far,"
and to actually say that?
I think he was genuinely, like,
pissed off,
that he thinks that I've been
flirting with Bayley on the strip
when he's literally got no reason
not to trust me.
Babe, Anya literally asked me
to do it.
What did you do
when he stroked your leg, though?
Did he take his hand off
or just leave it?
I'm just I didn't do anything.
That's the whole point.
How come no-one else did that?
Well The other girls.
I didn't.. Why am I the only one
that got, like? I don't know.
Like, I got set a challenge.
I did the challenge. Yeah.
Like, what? I don't know
what you want me to say.
I'm asking you, did you take it
too far for yourself? Yes or no?
I don't think I took it too far, no.
Right. OK. Right.
That's sound, then. Right. Squashed.
I don't know if he was jealous
because he's friends with Bayley
and he's embarrassed by it.
Well, maybe I took it a bit too far,
but, like,
I thought that was the task.
I thought that's
what everyone was doing. Yeah.
Is that what you think? That
you took it too far, a little bit?
Well, I don't know. I thought
that was what the task was.
Well, but if someone said,
"Jump in a fire,"
you wouldn't jump in a fire,
would you?
'It's a bit of a mad situation.
Like, I almost felt guilty.'
I dunno, I feel like he's trying to
maybe make me a bit of the villain.
If I'm completely honest,
I don't think I've got to see
what Sam really acts like
on a night out.
Like, I know
from past experience that he
is an absolute nightmare
on a night out
when it comes to girls.
So, yeah, I don't think I got to see
the full extent of it,
to be honest with you.
'With the night on the strip
still causing tension
'between some couples,
'others are starting to feel
the effects of enforced separation.'
CARLY: You've literally been with
the boys for this full time. Like
TOM J: I stood up
to get a drink off the table.
You're so frustrating, honestly.
I walked to the table once.
Just Oi, relax.
Why? No.
Just listen.
I'm actually sick of it.
Communication is key, guys.
Yes. But that's from both ends.
Tom and Bayley are just literally,
like
they're literally just obsessed
with each other.
They just pay more attention
to each other than us.
'That's what it feels like.'
I wanted him to just sit next to me.
Like, is that too much to ask?
I've not seen you, like,
take responsibility
for why I might be upset
or how I might be feeling.
I'm sorry.
Well, do you not even know
what you're sorry for?
Yeah, for just not, like
well, walking off.
I just feel like you're paying more
attention to Bayley than you are me.
Oh, my God. How?
That's how I feel.
You should be Right, so say
you didn't speak to me like shit
Let me speak!
No!
You've fucking spoke enough.
Say you didn't speak to me
Yeah, exactly. Exactly, bruv.
You know what I'm saying?
Cos you just can't admit
you're wrong, ever.
Why am I wrong?
Because you spoke to me like shit.
I didn't speak to you like shit.
I wanna spend time with you.
Is that wrong?
You spoke to me nice,
why are we having this conversation?
Why are you swearing at me
like that?
That is literally the problem
with his communication.
'He takes zero responsibility,
I feel, like, for what he does.'
It's not a right or wrong.
You've upset me.
You should be like, "Sorry, I didn't
want to make you feel like that."
Done.
TOM SIGHS
That solved absolutely nothing.
We start arguing,
and I just keep going and going.
And she knows
how to press my buttons.
That's the main thing.
And I've obviously known her
for eight years, so I know
I know not to back down
cos I know she in't gonna back down,
so we just clash like fuck.
What? What's the matter?
Why are you upset?
Why are you upset?
No. No, no, no, no, no.
We're not doing that.
Why are you upset?
We're not doing this.
Is this going?
It were just a bad day.
Like, all in all,
from start to finish,
it were just
I had an absolute stinker.
TOM T: Oi, boys,
we got to go back to the bro camp.
We got to go?
Yeah.
Bye!
Bye.
CARLY: Honestly,
you need to chill the fuck out.
'With the boys banished
back to Brozone,
'the girls are left
to digest the results
'of an eventful afternoon.'
So, I did end up apologising
cos, I dunno,
I felt like everything
was ending up being my fault.
It's manipulation.
That's how Tom's just been.
It's, like, manipulative. They're
trying to, like, flip the script.
As soon as we're, like, onto them,
it's like,
"Oh, well, let's flip that."
Like, you're not gonna do that.
They're just on their own planet.
Yeah, they are.
ANNA: I've got to change now.
Why, what's happened?
She was just saying, Eli's been
saying, "You've dressed wrong."
It was just, like,
"Why are you wearing?
"Why are you wearing
such a short skirt?"
I think he just is, like,
old-fashioned.
I just feel really guilty.
ALL: No!
I feel really upset.
You've done absolutely nothing
wrong. Like, absolutely nothing.
CARLY: You should never worry
about that.
Anna, I never want you
to feel like that.
Like, we've all got your back.
ALL: Yeah.
It's good you've actually told us.
We're gonna be in bikinis tomorrow.
He's gonna have
a fucking heart attack. Yeah.
Anna is one
of the most beautiful people
I've ever met in my life,
inside and out.
She is actually, like,
an Earth angel.
TEARFULLY:
God, I'm getting emotional.
Yeah, I just I really don't like
the way Eli is towards her.
# Bloodsucker
Dream crusher
# Bleeding me dry
Like a damn vampire. #
We got any "schnacks"?
I'm starving.
Get the tunes on, lad.
Ryan's on his way back
to spend the night with me.
I can't wait.
# My whole life has changed #
Do you like this?
Yeah. This is banging.
This is what happens
when you win challenges.
We've got candles, everything.
Well done.
I'm actually proud of you.
Wow, man. It's been a while since
I heard some positive feedback.
Do you know what I mean?
You still have to make it up to me,
but this is a good start.
You won the first challenge.
He does really need to buckle up
because, you know,
he doesn't wanna leave
this boot camp losing
and then losing me.
I like this pink stuff, though.
Thanks, babe.
All right.
Do I look good?
Thanks.
You look sexy. Mm!
All I could see was just
that silky, pink dressing gown.
I haven't seen her look like that
in a while just cos, you know,
I usually come home
and she's just ready for bed.
But that was a different kind
of "ready for bed".
For us to be together and to last
Yeah. ..especially
as we're getting married
Yeah. ..I think there are things
that we need to work on.
And when I say "we", I mean you
HE SCOFFS
..need to work on.
OK, go on. Go on.
Tell me what you think first,
and then I'll tell you if I agree.
Baby, you're a flirt.
You literally said that yourself.
Yeah, but you know
I'm a flirt, though.
Yeah, but that's not a personality
trait I want in a husband.
So we're gonna need to
No, but All right.
No, but when you met me,
I was I was a flirt, no?
Yeah.
Yeah. So
I always told you that,
that I'm a flirt, I can't help it.
So, you're not gonna change that?
So, you're basically saying
that you want me to change who I am?
So, I'm All right. So, I'm OK
to flirt with other guys?
No, I've got No. I didn't
No, no, no.
No, no, no. I didn't say that.
If I'm allowed to do that
If you're doing it, I might as well.
You know what's gonna happen
if you do that. What?
HE CHUCKLES
I'm not going to have that.
So I'm not having it!
The double standard
is just ridiculous.
I just feel like
they just don't think.
There's some part of their brain
where it's empty.
Like, imagine if you came back
and heard, "Oh, I took a body shot
"off one of the boys' chests,
but it's a game."
You would go mad.
Yeah, no, no, I get that.
I do get it. I do get it.
I guess it's just something
HE INHALES
..that I've got to work on, really.
OK. All right, Ryan.
Well, that's what you're here for,
so we'll see.
Sort it out.
Stop looking at my tits.
HE LAUGHS
You're defo not getting any.
What?
You heard what Olivia said.
Yeah, well
I am a bad boy, aren't I?
Do you honestly believe
that you could be faithful?
100%.
80-20.
What?
Oh, God. You just wanna come,
and that's it, and you're done.
Thought you liked it like that.
RUBEN
BLOWS RASPBERRY
WOMEN SCREAM
LANA LAUGHS
You think you go for younger girls
cos they're easier to manipulate?
We can all see through it.
Yeah.
All right, let's go and get her.
Talking absolute bullshit.
It's not bullshit.
You're telling me I winked at you?