Penelope (2024) s01e02 Episode Script
Two
[owl hooting]
[owl continues hooting]
- [button clicks]
- [owl hooting]
[Penelope] Huh.
[mumbles] Two-person dome tent.
This is
This is one.
- [tent frame clicking]
- How many?
Christ
Is that one supposed to go in here?
Maybe I'll
And it's supposed to bend.
How and where?
- [twig snapping]
- [unsettling music playing]
[Penelope gasps softly]
[twig snapping]
[sighs]
[music fades]
- [bird whistles in distance]
- [yawns]
Ugh.
[sighs]
Okay. I went on vacation,
and I brought a apple,
banana, and a [exhales sharply, yawns]
compass.
[snorts] That would have been helpful.
[exhales deeply, sighs]
I went on vacation
and I brought a apple, a banana,
a compass, a donut, and a
- [twig snapping]
- [gasps]
- [tense music playing]
- [heartbeat echoing]
Hello?
[shrilling tense music playing]
[button clicks]
[owl hooting]
[music fades]
[Penelope] Hi.
Yep. I'm talking to a tree.
I'm talking to a tree. [sighs]
[clicks tongue] Um
would it be okay if I asked
for a little bit of protection tonight?
I would hate to get, like,
eaten on my first night out here.
[chuckles lightly]
Kinda feel like you and your friends
called me out here.
I know that sounds silly,
but [chuckles, sighs]
[sighs]
I just want you to know
that I'm gonna work really hard.
That, I'm new here, so
- [chuckles lightly, sighs]
- [bird whistles in distance]
I guess what I'm saying is
if you could just help tonight
and then I can try to take it from there.
[wind whooshing]
[ethereal music playing]
[birds chirping]
[music concludes]
[birds singing, whistling]
I made it.
I made it. Oh, my gosh.
[ethereal music playing]
[music continues]
Thank you, friend.
Water? Water is good.
So, I need to go west?
Northwest.
So, sun rises in the east,
which means I need to go
that way.
All right.
[birds singing, chirping]
[whispers] I got this.
[leaves rustling]
[serene choral music playing]
[music continues]
[music intensifies]
[wrapper crinkling]
[music fades]
"Seven Principles of Leave No Trace."
[exhales deeply] Uh.
"Respect wildlife."
[wrapper crinkling]
That was a waste.
[grunts]
Where's my water bottle?
Where's my water bottle?
Shit. [exhales deeply]
Starting now.
Leave no trace. [exhales deeply]
[ethereal music playing]
[leaves crackling]
[birds chirping]
[woman] Hello?
Are you camping?
[indistinct chatter]
[indistinct chatter]
Thanks.
[indistinct chatter]
[indistinct chatter]
[speaking indistinctly]
No [speaking indistinctly]
[speaking indistinctly]
Thank you, guys.
[ethereal music continues]
[sighs]
[ethereal music continues]
[birds trilling, chirping]
[Penelope grunts, pants]
[huffs, pants]
- [birds chirping, trilling]
- [Penelope panting]
[leaves rustling]
[eerie ethereal music playing]
[twig cracking]
[panting]
[panting]
- [water rippling]
- [frog croaking]
[pants, breathes heavily]
- [birds cawing in distance]
- [frog croaking]
- [Penelope sighs]
- [frog croaking]
[Penelope sighs]
[frog croaking]
[gasps, sighs]
Hmm.
[shrubs rustling]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[exhales deeply]
[ethereal music playing]
[sighs softly]
[frog croaking]
[mumbles]
Okay, boiling.
[clicks tongue]
Okay.
[groans] Ow.
[exhales sharply]
[exhales sharply]
[pants]
[huffs, pants]
[exhales sharply]
Nope.
[bird cawing]
[Penelope] Ow!
[blows]
[sighs]
[blows]
[sighs]
[exhales sharply]
[breathes deeply] Okay.
[blows]
[blows air sharply]
[blows, inhales deeply]
[blows air, sighs]
[lighter button clicks]
[lighter button clicks]
[fire crackles lightly]
[fire crackles]
[blows]
[blows]
[fire crackles]
[rhythmic body percussion music playing]
[music continues]
[shrieks]
[humming]
I made a fire! [hums]
We made a fire. [sighs]
[music fades]
[insects buzzing]
[whispers] Okay. [sighs]
- [breathes sharply]
- [fire crackling]
- [metal bucket thuds, clatters]
- [water sizzling]
[sighs]
[tense choral music playing]
[Penelope sighs]
[exhales sharply]
It works. Okay.
[sighs, whispering] Okay.
Okay.
[groans softly]
[music intensifies]
[clicks tongue] Yeah, no. Uh
[music continues]
[claps]
Okay.
Cool.
- [sighs]
- [music fades]
[sighs]
Okay. [sighs]
All right.
There.
- [sighs]
- [metal bucket rattles]
[Penelope sighs] Oh, jeez
[fire crackling]
[Penelope sighs]
[exhales sharply]
- [crickets chirping]
- [bird singing]
Okay.
[metal bucket clattering]
[sniffs]
- [bird squawking]
- [crickets chirping]
[bottle cap unscrews]
- [chuckles softly]
- [birds trilling]
[chuckles softly]
[up-tempo choral music playing]
Wait.
[music continues]
[gasps]
[giggles, gasps]
[gasps] Wait.
[shrieks, laughs]
[giggles, exclaims] I'm incredible!
I am the queen of the world!
[sighs]
[sighs, giggles]
I did it! O-M-G, I did it.
[crickets chirping]
[Penelope] Stupid freaking instructions!
[sighs]
[imitates wolf howl]
[laughs]
- [sighs]
- [tent unzipping]
[Penelope sighs]
[breathes heavily]
Thank you.
[dramatic choral music playing]
[music concludes]
[owl continues hooting]
- [button clicks]
- [owl hooting]
[Penelope] Huh.
[mumbles] Two-person dome tent.
This is
This is one.
- [tent frame clicking]
- How many?
Christ
Is that one supposed to go in here?
Maybe I'll
And it's supposed to bend.
How and where?
- [twig snapping]
- [unsettling music playing]
[Penelope gasps softly]
[twig snapping]
[sighs]
[music fades]
- [bird whistles in distance]
- [yawns]
Ugh.
[sighs]
Okay. I went on vacation,
and I brought a apple,
banana, and a [exhales sharply, yawns]
compass.
[snorts] That would have been helpful.
[exhales deeply, sighs]
I went on vacation
and I brought a apple, a banana,
a compass, a donut, and a
- [twig snapping]
- [gasps]
- [tense music playing]
- [heartbeat echoing]
Hello?
[shrilling tense music playing]
[button clicks]
[owl hooting]
[music fades]
[Penelope] Hi.
Yep. I'm talking to a tree.
I'm talking to a tree. [sighs]
[clicks tongue] Um
would it be okay if I asked
for a little bit of protection tonight?
I would hate to get, like,
eaten on my first night out here.
[chuckles lightly]
Kinda feel like you and your friends
called me out here.
I know that sounds silly,
but [chuckles, sighs]
[sighs]
I just want you to know
that I'm gonna work really hard.
That, I'm new here, so
- [chuckles lightly, sighs]
- [bird whistles in distance]
I guess what I'm saying is
if you could just help tonight
and then I can try to take it from there.
[wind whooshing]
[ethereal music playing]
[birds chirping]
[music concludes]
[birds singing, whistling]
I made it.
I made it. Oh, my gosh.
[ethereal music playing]
[music continues]
Thank you, friend.
Water? Water is good.
So, I need to go west?
Northwest.
So, sun rises in the east,
which means I need to go
that way.
All right.
[birds singing, chirping]
[whispers] I got this.
[leaves rustling]
[serene choral music playing]
[music continues]
[music intensifies]
[wrapper crinkling]
[music fades]
"Seven Principles of Leave No Trace."
[exhales deeply] Uh.
"Respect wildlife."
[wrapper crinkling]
That was a waste.
[grunts]
Where's my water bottle?
Where's my water bottle?
Shit. [exhales deeply]
Starting now.
Leave no trace. [exhales deeply]
[ethereal music playing]
[leaves crackling]
[birds chirping]
[woman] Hello?
Are you camping?
[indistinct chatter]
[indistinct chatter]
Thanks.
[indistinct chatter]
[indistinct chatter]
[speaking indistinctly]
No [speaking indistinctly]
[speaking indistinctly]
Thank you, guys.
[ethereal music continues]
[sighs]
[ethereal music continues]
[birds trilling, chirping]
[Penelope grunts, pants]
[huffs, pants]
- [birds chirping, trilling]
- [Penelope panting]
[leaves rustling]
[eerie ethereal music playing]
[twig cracking]
[panting]
[panting]
- [water rippling]
- [frog croaking]
[pants, breathes heavily]
- [birds cawing in distance]
- [frog croaking]
- [Penelope sighs]
- [frog croaking]
[Penelope sighs]
[frog croaking]
[gasps, sighs]
Hmm.
[shrubs rustling]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[exhales deeply]
[ethereal music playing]
[sighs softly]
[frog croaking]
[mumbles]
Okay, boiling.
[clicks tongue]
Okay.
[groans] Ow.
[exhales sharply]
[exhales sharply]
[pants]
[huffs, pants]
[exhales sharply]
Nope.
[bird cawing]
[Penelope] Ow!
[blows]
[sighs]
[blows]
[sighs]
[exhales sharply]
[breathes deeply] Okay.
[blows]
[blows air sharply]
[blows, inhales deeply]
[blows air, sighs]
[lighter button clicks]
[lighter button clicks]
[fire crackles lightly]
[fire crackles]
[blows]
[blows]
[fire crackles]
[rhythmic body percussion music playing]
[music continues]
[shrieks]
[humming]
I made a fire! [hums]
We made a fire. [sighs]
[music fades]
[insects buzzing]
[whispers] Okay. [sighs]
- [breathes sharply]
- [fire crackling]
- [metal bucket thuds, clatters]
- [water sizzling]
[sighs]
[tense choral music playing]
[Penelope sighs]
[exhales sharply]
It works. Okay.
[sighs, whispering] Okay.
Okay.
[groans softly]
[music intensifies]
[clicks tongue] Yeah, no. Uh
[music continues]
[claps]
Okay.
Cool.
- [sighs]
- [music fades]
[sighs]
Okay. [sighs]
All right.
There.
- [sighs]
- [metal bucket rattles]
[Penelope sighs] Oh, jeez
[fire crackling]
[Penelope sighs]
[exhales sharply]
- [crickets chirping]
- [bird singing]
Okay.
[metal bucket clattering]
[sniffs]
- [bird squawking]
- [crickets chirping]
[bottle cap unscrews]
- [chuckles softly]
- [birds trilling]
[chuckles softly]
[up-tempo choral music playing]
Wait.
[music continues]
[gasps]
[giggles, gasps]
[gasps] Wait.
[shrieks, laughs]
[giggles, exclaims] I'm incredible!
I am the queen of the world!
[sighs]
[sighs, giggles]
I did it! O-M-G, I did it.
[crickets chirping]
[Penelope] Stupid freaking instructions!
[sighs]
[imitates wolf howl]
[laughs]
- [sighs]
- [tent unzipping]
[Penelope sighs]
[breathes heavily]
Thank you.
[dramatic choral music playing]
[music concludes]