Pop Team Epic (2018) s01e02 Episode Script
Vanver - A Game in Another Dimension
1
EPISODE 2
"VANVER: A GAME IN ANOTHER DIMENSION"
A GAME IN ANOTHER DIMENSION
VANVER
Be careful, everyone!
-There's the Demon King!
-Right!
You have done well to come this far.
I applaud you.
Master Hero,
let me use my summoning magic!
Right, I'm counting on you!
Oh, two-headed dragon from beyond,
I order you to appear!
Messenger from across the miles,
Twin Elemental Dragon!
What's this? It's not even completed yet!
It's like they put all their energy into
Episode 1, then ran out of gas.
DEMON KING
-I am the Demon King.
-I'm so scared.
Do something!
You're the beast she summoned!
Shut up, bit part actor.
Your face isn't even drawn in.
I'm so sorry! My summoning failed!
I completely agree.
Oh, well.
I hear you're good at impersonating,
Mr. Hero?
If it isn't good, I'll let you have it!
HERO
"H-How you doin'?"
Huh?
What was that? I'm mean, seriously?
Okay, next. Do an impression.
WITCH
Do it!
O-Okay!
"How you doin'?" "H-How you doin'?"
"H-How you doin'?"
And you get paid for that?
Talk about an easy job.
I completely agree!
H-Hey, wait. Stop this recording.
-Stop.
-Right.
-Mr. Producer, can we see you?
-Yeah, please come.
I was told about this.
I was, but isn't this a little ridiculous?
This script is mostly, "Please ad-lib it."
I wasn't told about doing impressions.
We thought it might be fun.
-Fun?!
-Things seemed quiet in the booth.
I heard only snickers.
-We're sorry.
-Take this and rewrite it.
-Lately, the work's been really shoddy.
-I'm sorry.
-It's the entire industry.
-I'm sorry. Thanks for coming.
Did you get it?
Poptepipic.
Pop Team Epic is shitty!
Nothing is born of criticisms. That's
Zero percent
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
Can't wait to see the panda.
-A panda!
-So cute!
-A koala!
-So cute!
-A panda!
-Saw it.
-A koala!
-Saw it.
-A Tasmanian tiger.
-So cute!
-A wombat.
-So cute.
-A dingo.
-Don't care.
-A wallaby.
-So cute.
-A wombat.
-Saw it.
-A Tasmanian devil.
-Saw it.
Not. A Tasmanian devil
hasn't appeared yet.
Oops.
Poptepipic.
-Let's go to the beach.
-Okay!
-Let's go to Japan's Machu Picchu.
-Can't.
The set isn't ordered for that,
so we can't.
Poptepipic.
Poptepipic.
No one can beat my smile!
Oh? Can you beat mine?
Poptepipic.
LOVE ME, POP TEAM EPIC
Every day, you totally ignore me
Seriously, what are you fascinated with?
You pretend not to notice that I love you
You are so rude, go take a nap!
I don't care what your tastes are
Delve into subculture
But it's still so fake
Well, let me show you my Pop Technique!
My Pop Technique will give you a jolt
I'll give you a thrill
You've never experienced
A unique love like mine is tantalizing
Right?
I won't let you say
You're not interested
A wild idea! A fantasy! Go crazy!
Pop Team Epic!
Poptepipic.
There's time left,
so let's check our fortunes.
Okay!
Time for a screenshot!
Screenshot!
POP TEAM EPIC CRAPPY FORTUNES
Poptepipic.
When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
What?!
-When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
-What?!
When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
What?!
Poptepipic.
Here you go.
I'll put it on Instacrap.
Don't interrupt.
Bob Epic Team.
Let's play hide-and-seek.
Sure.
One,
two,
three,
four,
five.
Ready or not?
Not yet.
Ready or not?
Not yet.
Ready or not?
Ready Ready
Ready Rea
Poptepipic.
Here you go, birdies, time to eat.
From the shadows of the lake shore forest
-Waking
-From the shadows of
Don't sing over me!
Hey, she's just singing in rounds.
Hurry, run!
Say,
think about what you'll do if I become
an adult tomorrow before you.
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri. The manager's sick!
And at the last minute,
Daichi's to be the stand-in manager!
What'll I do?! I'm so nervous.
Hoshiiro Girldrop: Episode 3.
"Daichi is the New Manager?"
Fall in love again next week!
EPISODE 2
"VANVER: A GAME IN ANOTHER DIMENSION"
A GAME IN ANOTHER DIMENSION
VANVER
Be careful, everyone!
There's the Demon King!
-Right!
-Got it!
DEMON KING
You have done well to come this far.
I applaud you.
Master Hero,
let me use my summoning magic!
Right, I'm counting on you!
Oh, two-headed dragon from beyond,
I order you to appear!
Messenger from across the miles,
Twin Elemental Dragon!
What's this? It's not even completed yet!
It's like they put all their energy into
Episode 1, then ran out of gas.
DEMON KING
I am the Demon King.
I'm so scared.
Do something!
You're the beast she summoned!
Shut up, bit part actor.
Your face isn't even drawn in.
WITCH
I'm so sorry! My summoning failed!
I completely agree.
Oh, well.
Do something fun.
If it isn't good, I'll let you have it!
O-Okay, I'll imitate a donkey.
HERO
Huh?
What was that? I'm mean, seriously?
Okay, next. Do an impression.
I mean you!
O-Okay!
"Hey, you! Yabba dabba doo!"
"Hasta la vista, baby!"
And you get paid for that?
Talk about an easy job.
I completely agree!
Cut!
-I can't take this.
-Hey.
Hey, come in here! Hey!
Mr. Producer!
Oh, hello.
What is with this crappy anime?
-Sorry, are you okay?
-This girl
She's never done an impersonation!
Let's go Let's go home.
W-Wait.
Gimme those glasses! You jerk!
Let's go. Come on!
Throw it! Throw!
-I'm taking this!
-Let's go outside and cool down.
Did you get it?
Poptepipic.
Pop Team Epic is shitty!
Nothing is born of criticisms. That's
Zero percent
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
Can't wait to see the panda.
-A panda!
-So cute!
-A koala!
-So cute!
-A panda!
-Saw it.
-A koala!
-Saw it.
-A Tasmanian tiger.
-So cute!
-A wombat.
-So cute.
-A dingo.
-Don't care.
-A wallaby.
-So cute.
-A wombat.
-Saw it.
-A Tasmanian devil.
-Saw it.
Not. A Tasmanian devil
hasn't appeared yet.
Oops.
Poptepipic.
-Let's go to the beach.
-Okay!
-Let's go to Japan's Machu Picchu.
-Can't.
The set isn't ordered for that,
so we can't.
Poptepipic.
Poptepipic.
No one can beat my smile!
Oh? Can you beat mine?
Poptepipic.
LOVE ME, POP TEAM EPIC
Every day, you totally ignore me
Seriously, what are you fascinated with?
You pretend not to notice that I love you
You are so rude, go take a nap!
I don't care what your tastes are
Delve into subculture
But it's still so fake
Well, let me show you my Pop Technique!
My Pop Technique will give you a jolt
I'll give you a thrill
You've never experienced
A unique love like mine is tantalizing
Right?
I won't let you say you're not interested
A wild idea! A fantasy! Go crazy!
Pop Team Epic!
Poptepipic.
There's time left,
so let's check our fortunes.
Okay!
Time for a screenshot!
Screenshot!
POP TEAM EPIC CRAPPY FORTUNES
Poptepipic.
When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
What?!
What?!
What?!
Poptepipic.
Here you go.
I'll put it on Instacrap.
Don't interrupt.
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
Let's play hide-and-seek.
Sure.
One,
two,
three,
four,
five.
Ready or not?
Not yet.
Ready or not?
Not yet.
Ready or not?
Ready Ready
Ready Rea
Poptepipic.
Here you go, birdies, time to eat.
Poptepipic.
From the shadows of the lake shore forest
-Waking
-From the shadows of
Don't sing over me!
Hey, she's just singing in rounds.
Hurry, run!
Poptepipic.
Say,
think about what you'll do if I become
an adult tomorrow before you.
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri. The manager's sick!
And at the last minute,
Daichi's to be the stand-in manager!
What'll I do?! I'm so nervous.
Hoshiiro Girldrop: Episode 3
"Daichi is the New Manager?"
Fall in love again next week!
EPISODE 2
"VANVER: A GAME IN ANOTHER DIMENSION"
A GAME IN ANOTHER DIMENSION
VANVER
Be careful, everyone!
-There's the Demon King!
-Right!
You have done well to come this far.
I applaud you.
Master Hero,
let me use my summoning magic!
Right, I'm counting on you!
Oh, two-headed dragon from beyond,
I order you to appear!
Messenger from across the miles,
Twin Elemental Dragon!
What's this? It's not even completed yet!
It's like they put all their energy into
Episode 1, then ran out of gas.
DEMON KING
-I am the Demon King.
-I'm so scared.
Do something!
You're the beast she summoned!
Shut up, bit part actor.
Your face isn't even drawn in.
I'm so sorry! My summoning failed!
I completely agree.
Oh, well.
I hear you're good at impersonating,
Mr. Hero?
If it isn't good, I'll let you have it!
HERO
"H-How you doin'?"
Huh?
What was that? I'm mean, seriously?
Okay, next. Do an impression.
WITCH
Do it!
O-Okay!
"How you doin'?" "H-How you doin'?"
"H-How you doin'?"
And you get paid for that?
Talk about an easy job.
I completely agree!
H-Hey, wait. Stop this recording.
-Stop.
-Right.
-Mr. Producer, can we see you?
-Yeah, please come.
I was told about this.
I was, but isn't this a little ridiculous?
This script is mostly, "Please ad-lib it."
I wasn't told about doing impressions.
We thought it might be fun.
-Fun?!
-Things seemed quiet in the booth.
I heard only snickers.
-We're sorry.
-Take this and rewrite it.
-Lately, the work's been really shoddy.
-I'm sorry.
-It's the entire industry.
-I'm sorry. Thanks for coming.
Did you get it?
Poptepipic.
Pop Team Epic is shitty!
Nothing is born of criticisms. That's
Zero percent
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
Can't wait to see the panda.
-A panda!
-So cute!
-A koala!
-So cute!
-A panda!
-Saw it.
-A koala!
-Saw it.
-A Tasmanian tiger.
-So cute!
-A wombat.
-So cute.
-A dingo.
-Don't care.
-A wallaby.
-So cute.
-A wombat.
-Saw it.
-A Tasmanian devil.
-Saw it.
Not. A Tasmanian devil
hasn't appeared yet.
Oops.
Poptepipic.
-Let's go to the beach.
-Okay!
-Let's go to Japan's Machu Picchu.
-Can't.
The set isn't ordered for that,
so we can't.
Poptepipic.
Poptepipic.
No one can beat my smile!
Oh? Can you beat mine?
Poptepipic.
LOVE ME, POP TEAM EPIC
Every day, you totally ignore me
Seriously, what are you fascinated with?
You pretend not to notice that I love you
You are so rude, go take a nap!
I don't care what your tastes are
Delve into subculture
But it's still so fake
Well, let me show you my Pop Technique!
My Pop Technique will give you a jolt
I'll give you a thrill
You've never experienced
A unique love like mine is tantalizing
Right?
I won't let you say
You're not interested
A wild idea! A fantasy! Go crazy!
Pop Team Epic!
Poptepipic.
There's time left,
so let's check our fortunes.
Okay!
Time for a screenshot!
Screenshot!
POP TEAM EPIC CRAPPY FORTUNES
Poptepipic.
When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
What?!
-When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
-What?!
When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
What?!
Poptepipic.
Here you go.
I'll put it on Instacrap.
Don't interrupt.
Bob Epic Team.
Let's play hide-and-seek.
Sure.
One,
two,
three,
four,
five.
Ready or not?
Not yet.
Ready or not?
Not yet.
Ready or not?
Ready Ready
Ready Rea
Poptepipic.
Here you go, birdies, time to eat.
From the shadows of the lake shore forest
-Waking
-From the shadows of
Don't sing over me!
Hey, she's just singing in rounds.
Hurry, run!
Say,
think about what you'll do if I become
an adult tomorrow before you.
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri. The manager's sick!
And at the last minute,
Daichi's to be the stand-in manager!
What'll I do?! I'm so nervous.
Hoshiiro Girldrop: Episode 3.
"Daichi is the New Manager?"
Fall in love again next week!
EPISODE 2
"VANVER: A GAME IN ANOTHER DIMENSION"
A GAME IN ANOTHER DIMENSION
VANVER
Be careful, everyone!
There's the Demon King!
-Right!
-Got it!
DEMON KING
You have done well to come this far.
I applaud you.
Master Hero,
let me use my summoning magic!
Right, I'm counting on you!
Oh, two-headed dragon from beyond,
I order you to appear!
Messenger from across the miles,
Twin Elemental Dragon!
What's this? It's not even completed yet!
It's like they put all their energy into
Episode 1, then ran out of gas.
DEMON KING
I am the Demon King.
I'm so scared.
Do something!
You're the beast she summoned!
Shut up, bit part actor.
Your face isn't even drawn in.
WITCH
I'm so sorry! My summoning failed!
I completely agree.
Oh, well.
Do something fun.
If it isn't good, I'll let you have it!
O-Okay, I'll imitate a donkey.
HERO
Huh?
What was that? I'm mean, seriously?
Okay, next. Do an impression.
I mean you!
O-Okay!
"Hey, you! Yabba dabba doo!"
"Hasta la vista, baby!"
And you get paid for that?
Talk about an easy job.
I completely agree!
Cut!
-I can't take this.
-Hey.
Hey, come in here! Hey!
Mr. Producer!
Oh, hello.
What is with this crappy anime?
-Sorry, are you okay?
-This girl
She's never done an impersonation!
Let's go Let's go home.
W-Wait.
Gimme those glasses! You jerk!
Let's go. Come on!
Throw it! Throw!
-I'm taking this!
-Let's go outside and cool down.
Did you get it?
Poptepipic.
Pop Team Epic is shitty!
Nothing is born of criticisms. That's
Zero percent
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
Can't wait to see the panda.
-A panda!
-So cute!
-A koala!
-So cute!
-A panda!
-Saw it.
-A koala!
-Saw it.
-A Tasmanian tiger.
-So cute!
-A wombat.
-So cute.
-A dingo.
-Don't care.
-A wallaby.
-So cute.
-A wombat.
-Saw it.
-A Tasmanian devil.
-Saw it.
Not. A Tasmanian devil
hasn't appeared yet.
Oops.
Poptepipic.
-Let's go to the beach.
-Okay!
-Let's go to Japan's Machu Picchu.
-Can't.
The set isn't ordered for that,
so we can't.
Poptepipic.
Poptepipic.
No one can beat my smile!
Oh? Can you beat mine?
Poptepipic.
LOVE ME, POP TEAM EPIC
Every day, you totally ignore me
Seriously, what are you fascinated with?
You pretend not to notice that I love you
You are so rude, go take a nap!
I don't care what your tastes are
Delve into subculture
But it's still so fake
Well, let me show you my Pop Technique!
My Pop Technique will give you a jolt
I'll give you a thrill
You've never experienced
A unique love like mine is tantalizing
Right?
I won't let you say you're not interested
A wild idea! A fantasy! Go crazy!
Pop Team Epic!
Poptepipic.
There's time left,
so let's check our fortunes.
Okay!
Time for a screenshot!
Screenshot!
POP TEAM EPIC CRAPPY FORTUNES
Poptepipic.
When I see a jagged manga balloon, I die.
What?!
What?!
What?!
Poptepipic.
Here you go.
I'll put it on Instacrap.
Don't interrupt.
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
Let's play hide-and-seek.
Sure.
One,
two,
three,
four,
five.
Ready or not?
Not yet.
Ready or not?
Not yet.
Ready or not?
Ready Ready
Ready Rea
Poptepipic.
Here you go, birdies, time to eat.
Poptepipic.
From the shadows of the lake shore forest
-Waking
-From the shadows of
Don't sing over me!
Hey, she's just singing in rounds.
Hurry, run!
Poptepipic.
Say,
think about what you'll do if I become
an adult tomorrow before you.
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri. The manager's sick!
And at the last minute,
Daichi's to be the stand-in manager!
What'll I do?! I'm so nervous.
Hoshiiro Girldrop: Episode 3
"Daichi is the New Manager?"
Fall in love again next week!