Psych Webisodes (2006) s01e02 Episode Script

Psych Webisode
"Golden Phantom"
Psych.
Gus speaking.
How may I help you?
You guys are really psychics?
Well, my partner Shawn is the psychic.
I like to consider myself more
of the forensics man or
an all around utility guy.
Think of me as Boe Jackson in his prime.
What can I do for you?
Well, I have a real mystery
on my hands here.
It involves a test of my original issue
of the first ever Golden Phantom comic book.
You have Golden Phantom number 1?
- That's incredible.
- Did.
I did have it.
- Are you even listening to me?
- Yeah.
Wait a second here.
I'm not sure, you're the right people for this.
Do you even know
who the Golden Phantom is?
Are you kidding?
I'm the biggest fan.
I have the limited edition collection
of Golden Phantom Baby juice cups.
Baby juice cups?
Who cares about Baby juice cups.
All right. Fine.
I have the Golden Phantom bed sheets.
- You do have?
- Yes, I do.
And yet you do deny having them
to your partner Shawn?
Excuse me?
Yet you do deny having them
to your partner
- Shawn.
- That's messed up, Shawn.
The thread count is over 300
for your information.
Which makes them down
without actually being down.
Shut up, Shawn.
Sync and Script by glumpf
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