Real Humans (2012) s01e02 Episode Script

Come on, Leo. Time to eat.
Leo!
REAL HUMANS
- Hello, Ove Holm. Hubot unit.
Novak, Beatrice.
An S series Techbot. Popular with the
homebrewers, like, ten years ago.
But what they did to it, I'll never
know. Nothing they'd want to flaunt.
This gadget hasn't been laying
here for more than a couple of days.
Who buries a hacked hub, but
leaves two dead bodies in the open?
- We can't get to it.
- But what if
- Forget about it.
- 400.000 volts.
- 400.000?
- You'd turn to ash.
- How long do you have?
- A day, or so.
The church is that way. Long way to go.
- We have to get power.
- We can't do as we did last time.
The old couple saw us and told about
us by now. They all know who we are.
You're wise, Fred. But you
make it sound so hopeless.
We just have to be careful,
and do what we have to do. Or?
Do you have a better idea?
Should we just lie down
and slowly discharge?
- No, I was just
- Thinking, maybe?
This way.
Excuse me.
Do you know Hubot Heaven?
HUBOT HEAVEN
Come on, Max.
Max?
Don't throw your clothes
on the floor, you monkey.
- Why can't you just pick it up?
- I'm not your housekeeper.
- Can't you throw it in the laundry?
- It's not mine!
- Stop being so lazy.
- Pig.
- Hello.
- Hello Sorry.
The lock is busted, but there's a latch.
I don't believe it.
How do you do it?
I don't believe it Take that.
Very well played.
You can't say "well played",
and then show better cards.
Dammit!
Bloody hell
- Can I get you a napkin?
- What a fucking loony bin this is
What the hell?
Roger?
- That thing just ran into my legs.
- Okay
It's his word against yours and
I won't take this any further.
But I want you to work on your attitude.
We have a policy I want to implement.
- Imple-what?
- Carry out.
We don't call our hubots "it".
If you can't remember their names,
you call them "him" or "her". Okay?
They have names?
They will all get names from
Shakespeare's plays. My idea.
Iago, Ophelia, Hamlet, Puck, Shylock,
Julia. They will get name tags.
- Mmm?
- Sure.
What if you took this week off, rest up,
to come back refreshed on monday?
Use my vacation time?
My treat.
- The cutlery is still in the box.
- Oh?
- The one on the top.
- Okay.
Should I put them in the
kitchen drawer instead?
- Hi, dad.
- Hey, buddy.
Where are you?
Does the phone work now?
- I bought you a new one, you know.
- Mom already bought me a new one.
- I can't tell you where we are.
- Why not?
Where are you?
Who's on the phone?
Kevin?
Kevin?
He called me
I'll get you a new number.
Honey.
You will see Roger again, I just
need to sort everything out first.
Why?
It's complicated.
Odi?
That's the ship we built.
Oh?
- Do you remember the ship?
- No.
We built it together,
but you don't remember.
- It has no colors.
- We never got around to painting it.
But if you want
- I have paint. Do you want to paint it?
- Yes, I'd love to.
- Like the picture.
- Yes.
- Just promise to be quiet.
- I promise to be quiet.
- Have you told Anita to mow the lawn?
- She's trimming the edges.
- Brushed your teeth?
- Yes.
Let's see where we are
- Can't Anita read instead?
- I'll read the story.
She can't?
Do you want Anita
to read instead of me?
Okay.
Then I'll get it Her.
She's never in a hurry, like you are.
- I'm a little tired, honey.
- You're always tired.
- Am I really?
- Often.
So, do you want me or Anita to read?
Anita.
Okay.
Hello, Anita.
Now I'll read you a story, Sofia.
Don't you ever sleep?
No.
- Don't you get sleepy?
- No. I never get sleepy.
"Once upon a time there
was a man called Pettson."
"He lived in a house on the countryside,
and had everything a man could want."
"Except for the times when
he could feel a bit lonely."
Sit down.
Rest, Max.
Rest.
I'll be back soon.
Welcome back.
Have you seen her?
- Hubot?
- Yes.
No.
Number 5.
Number 5, red.
- Room 3 for 30 minutes.
- 40.
- It's either 30 or an hour.
- 30 then.
Have a good time.
Have you seen her?
- I don't know.
- Have you seen her here?
I said, I don't know. Maybe one
of the ones we have, will do?
You like?
We sell them in the bar.
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
Have you seen her?
You okay?
Look, mommy!
Help
Help!
Mommy.
Mommy!
Leo!
Did you borrow $15 from my wallet.
No.
Must be mistaking
This is better than sleeping pills.
Falling asleep?
Stop it.
What?
"Hello, Findus, Pettson said. It
looked Pettson straight in the eyes"
Anita You can stop reading now.
She's asleep.
Seriously, Niska.
Don't you think the humans would take
care of us, if we turned ourselves in?
After all, we're not like other
hubots, they would see that, -
- and maybe even let us be one of them.
We are David's children, and
David was an important man.
No, Fred.
Mankind isn't a David. Or a Leo.
It's an organism who hates us,
and it will destroy us. Trust me.
But one day
When we've got the numbers, they will
fear us so much, that they'll please us.
Then they will surrender. Not us.
I think most of them are good.
You are naive.
I'm painting.
- We won't paint the boat anymore now.
- No I stop painting now.
Why did you do that?
- We can build a new house.
- It's a boat, Odi.
Yes
We
- Why don't we just talk?
- Yes.
Do you remember the old car?
The Renault.
Yes.
- Yes.
- Remember the color of the old car?
- Yes. It was yellow and red.
No
- I'm sorry I broke the ship.
- That's all right.
Do you want lasagna?
Yes! I'd love to. Some other time.
We had a dark blue Renault 4, with
125 bhp and it almost did 90 mph.
It broke down after 95.908 miles.
We forgot the Sinatra-cd in the
car when the tow truck took it away.
The tow truck was yellow and red.
It was yellow and red. Yes!
- Then we got the silver Volvo.
- That's right.
Lennart.
- I don't like her.
- Raise you arm.
- Lennart!
- Raise your arm, Odi.
I can do it myself.
You need your sleep.
What are you doing in there?
- I was raising the mast on the boat.
- I don't think you have a boat in there.
A scale model.
Good night.
Hi there!
Sometimes I do things
I'm not supposed to do.
- Like what?
- You promise not to tell anyone?
- To whom can't I tell?
- Not to anyone.
I promise.
I steal things.
I stole this from you.
You didn't steal the headband.
You borrowed it.
And now, you're returning it.
Run!
Over there!
Move it.
Into the woods, and wait there.
Gordon!
Well, move it.
What's up with you?
Dogs.
Go. Or both you and your
sister will be left to the dogs.
We've found 3 destroyed hubot's,
all carrying that mark.
I'll run a trace.
They talk about autonomous, roaming
groups of hubot's that care for each other.
A couple of toasters wouldn't
do worse on their own.
I was thinking about the blank prints
in the house. Why so many of them?
There were prints from humans too.
Not on the murder weapon or on
the ropes they were tied up with.
I'm not saying they weren't involved.
But they didn't act alone.
- There was a third party.
- Could have been anyone, at any time.
Yes, Holm.
Hello.
I understand.
Thank you. Wonderful.
- They found the man's car.
- And?
Close to the city.
- And the same prints in the car.
- Well, then.
The human leave with the car, the
dogs pick up a scent in the woods.
The hubot's must have left on their own.
We'll need to check the house again.
I checked the power consumption.
It peaked a couple of days ago.
25% of that would account for a drained
hubot. I'd say there were 6 to 8 of them.
But who'd do this just
to charge their hub's?
- Nothing seems stolen. 8 of them
- Sure.
Hub's have no emotions, no God.
No thought, will or motive either.
We'd be better off with
them banned and burned.
- My personal opinion.
- Better leave those at home.
- You have one?
- None of your business.
- You have a hubot?
- You're missing something.
Working at EHURB doesn't
mean you hate all hubots.
Traffic cops drives cars too.
Maybe you recognize that sign.
REAL HUMANS
Hey, you. Aren't you in
the same class as Kevin?
- Not anymore.
- You switched classes?
- Wait, wait. Kevin switched classes?
- Yes.
- Do you know to where?
- No idea.
What, "no idea"?
Can I help you?
- I'm looking for Inger.
- She's not at home.
- Can I take a message?
- When will she be home?
About 5.30 pm.
Goodbye.
- I wasn't finished. Understand?
- Excuse me?
- They leave you alone, like this?
- Yes.
No shit?
Down.
Up.
Down.
And up.
Down, up. Down, up.
Down, up, down, up.
Retard
- Two latte, please.
- Okay.
Extra milk in Inger's latte.
- Are you stressed out?
No, I have an appointment at 1 pm
in city hall, but that's cool.
But how are you?
Well up and down, I guess.
But it's okay.
Messy, but okay.
Maybe harder on Kevin.
But this was the only thing to do.
Roger talked to you? If he does,
don't give him my address or number.
- Promise?
- Of course!
Extra milk in Inger's latte.
I mean, in one of the lattes.
Inger's latte.
- Thank you.
- Enjoy.
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Rick, only say hi to people I talk to.
- Okay.
Can I check my email?
Thank you.
- Checking the email?
- He's mailing Bo, a hubot friend.
- About?
- Experiences.
They both have this new amazing
software. He actually listens, -
-and learns new things all the time.
It may sound strange, but I think he
understands me better than Roger did.
- You can talk about feelings?
- You may not always want to do that.
But I can.
He listens. That's what's important.
And when I'm sad, he holds me.
It's not like we're having sex or anything.
- If you thought so.
- No, no.
But he's good for me.
I don't care what people think.
- I don't understand what people
- There's a lot of opinions out there.
Like my friend, Pilar.
She has Bo, and we've met a few times,
and Rick and Bo have a blast together.
- That's great.
- Isn't it?
Can't we meet, all six tonight?
You, me, and
- Hans?
- Anita.
Therese, I'd love to meet up, but
I think I will leave Anita at home.
And Hans
- Hello, is Inger here?
- Sure.
Inger!
- I'm sorry to disturb.
- It's all right.
Therese hasn't contacted you recently?
Why?
She must have changed phone plan.
Could you give me her number?
- Well
- I need to reach her.
I understand, but she
asked me not to give it out.
- But it's me. Her husband.
- I promised her.
She can't decide for Kevin, can she?
Isn't there laws? You're a lawyer?
It may be, I don't have the facts.
- I know Kevin doesn't want this.
- But Kevin is her son.
I'm the only father he's ever had.
And I have never
seen him as anything, but my boy.
And her hooked up with that robot.
Some people are, you know?
Disgusting Makes you wanna
throw up. It's fucking sickening.
Sorry. You have one of those. Sorry
- I meant
- It's okay.
Please? For Kevin's sake.
I promise not to tell.
I will talk to Therese. I promise.
You can't buy a Kevin.
You can't just buy a Kevin.
Who wrote "The Phantom of the Opera"?
- Andrew Lloyd Webber.
- Correct!
Brown question.
Don't you wanna play, Kevin?
You read it.
Eh Who wrote the
novel about Arvid Falk?
Wait
Say it.
August Strindberg.
Correct.
It's called "The Red Room".
You're so good at this.
Have we stopped playing, or what?
Excuse me.
Why didn't you bring your hubot?
- Our hubot.
- You think it's embarrassing.
- No, I think
- Yes, you do. Say it like it is.
Let Inger speak.
I don't think it's embarrassing.
But Anita is our maid and
nanny, not our companion.
Not that there's
anything wrong with that.
I don't know why you bought Bo.
We met At Hubmarket.
- You don't want the ice cream?
- No, thanks.
I think it would help if Kevin
and Rick got some alone time.
Kevin.
- What's wrong, honey?
- Nothing.
- Help me clean up in the kitchen?
- Me?
Then, what's Rick for?
If maybe you and Rick were
to do something, together?
Just the two of you.
- I just thought
- No, keep on not thinking.
Those that say our love
is any less, or sick
They don't know what love is.
They have never loved.
Bo is the finest, most
loving man I have ever met.
We dream about having kids.
- There.
- Thank you, Rick.
Do you want to talk?
- Go to Bo.
- Okay.
Roger asked me for your number.
- He wants to see Kevin.
- Kevin's not his child.
- Has he ever hurt Kevin?
- No, not Kevin
Therese. Roger is like a dad to him.
And he will get to see him, when I
think it's time. Kevin's fine with that.
- I'm having a lot to deal with.
- Sure.
I'm sorry.
It's not so easy, you know.
Are you sleeping?
Hey
- I love you.
- Me too.
You never
I know this sounds silly
Have you ever felt any
attraction to her? To Anita.
I'm sorry. I heard how that sounded.
Have you?
Leo!
Leo!
Leo!
- You were gone. Max got scared.
- You know Leo won't leave Max.
You must never leave like that.
I will always be back. Okay?
Check it.
There.
- Did you find Mimi?
- No. We'll check Hubot Heaven again.
My God. Look at your new clothes. The
teacher don't tell you to wear rain gear?
- I didn't have any.
- Yes, you do. Anita brought it.
- I don't know.
- Go up and change.
- I told you to bring the rain gear.
- No.
I did.
Come with me.
Look. This is what they look like.
They're clean, which means they
haven't been at the youth club.
- I didn't know to bring them.
- I told you.
- Maybe I didn't hear it.
- I was loud and clear.
- We need to talk.
- Just wait a minute.
- You will bring them
- No. We need to talk now.
What is it?
Is there anyone here who have
borrowed some money from me?
Well, it's not me.
Why are you looking at me?
I haven't taken any money.
Yesterday it was $15 and today
another $70. It's adding up.
No one?
Guys.
Someone has taken them, and
and that someone must really need
the money, and that's troubling.
Or if it's kleptomania. That's an
illness you need treatment for.
What kind of illness is that?
When you can't help
yourself from stealing.
- Tobbe?
- I'm no kleptomaniac.
Anita?
- Do you know anything about this?
- Yes, I know where the money is.
How strange.
- I'm rolling in it, again.
- That's my necklace.
- Whose are these?
- Eh Nicke forgot them.
And here's my hair ribbon.
Which you wore.
This is
not okay.
And then you hide it in Sofias room.
Didn't you realize she gets the blame?
- At least, admit and say your sorry!
- Inger.
Oh, sorry. I forgot that you're a fucking
machine. Which will be returned.
- I didn't take those things.
- Don't you lie!
- It was me.
- This is sick.
Sofia. You must never take the blame
for what someone else has done.
And Anita is a machine. A thing.
A doll that doesn't work.
- But it was me!
- Guys, guys.
- How did you know it was there?
- The one that put it there, showed me.
And who was that?
Who was it?
- You can say that it was me.
- Quiet, Sofia.
Who showed you?
Sofia showed me.
My headband was there. I don't know
who put the borrowed things there.
It was me. And it is like she says.
I only borrowed the things.
And you never told Anita to bring the
rain gear. You told me. And I forgot.
God, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Creepy.
Do you see his eyes?
They should have curtains in here.
They look right into me.
If you speak louder,
you'll hear the echo in here.
Over here.
- Do we know the power rating?
- We'll find out.