Regular Show (2010) s01e02 Episode Script
Just Set Up The Chairs
Alright, listen up! We've got this birthday party today, so lots to do.
Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, you're in charge of picking up the special entertainment.
Skips, you set up the bouncy castle.
Hmm.
Let's see, I'm picking up the kids, so Mordecai and Rigby, you set up the chairs.
Oh, what about me? Surely, I'm invited to my own birthday party! Um, your birthday was last week, remember? It's a kid's party today.
I still have balloons! We've got it covered, Pops! Oh.
I see.
Dude, how come we always get stuck with the lame jobs? Setting up the chairs?! Lame! I can't trust you guys with something actually important.
You're always slacking off.
You calling us slackers? Did he? Did you? He's calling us slackers.
Look dude, we can totally set up all those chairs without slacking off.
Good.
Do it then.
We will.
Yeah, and then next time you'll get someone else to set up the chairs? Fine.
Not settin' up the chairs next time! Just set up the chairs.
Benson's gonna drop his balls when he sees how good we set up these chairs, he's gonna be all like "Oh no, my gumballs.
" We rule at settin' up the chairs.
One.
One! Yeah dude, this sucks.
All right.
Must be nice to be the boss.
Benson never has to do chores.
- Happy birthday Jimm - Just drive the bus, you crazy slop jockey! What the H dude!? Can we please just focus? When you say that, it makes me tired.
Dude! You sound like Benson.
Dude! Listen.
If we pound through this, we'll never have to do this lame chair stuff again.
Next time it could be us picking up The special entertainment! We are here to pick you up.
Just a second.
who's at da door? Whoa it's bright! You know who likes special entertainment like that? My mom! Could I borrow five bucks? Rigby! That's all the chairs dude.
There's supposed to be fifty! That's Benson's problem.
No dude, that's our problem.
C'mon, we've gotta find the rest.
Fine! Let's find your stupid chairs.
It won't open, let's get out of here.
Did you try the actual door knob? AAGGHHH! You're killing me! It's locked, let's do something else.
C'mon dude, take this seriously.
Uh! It is locked.
We've gotta get those chairs.
Agh, you see the chairs? Even better.
What do ya mea It's like old school heaven! Yeah, look at these things! Ball of Yarn, Lemonade Stand, Hats for Sale, Clap like This, Candle Maker, Deli Dude, Staring Contest!!? Why are these even here!? Who cares, let's play! No dude! Dude, no! You want Benson to think we're slackers forever? I don't know.
Do you want to be boring forever? Not cool dude! Whatever! I'm takin' my break.
Dude, you're not even doing it right.
You're just mashing the buttons.
Whatever, why don't you go back to work? I know, how 'bout I take my break too? I know, how 'bout I take my break too? Bam! OOOHHHHHH!!! Man, that was just luck.
TEN IN A ROOOOWWWW! All right let's finish those chairs.
Wait man, what about that one? Didn't they teach you how to read? Out of order.
Whoooaaa! This looks awesome!!! Yeah whatever, it's broken.
Probably because people couldn't stop playing it cause it's so awesome! How are you gonna fix that with your third grade education? Hey! Why don't you go ask Benson to tell you what to do? Move over Rigby! "In the name of all that is holy, don't connect the red wire to the blue wire"? I don't think we should do this.
C'mon c'mon! Dude, what just happened? I don't know.
That can't be good.
I don't know, it could be cool.
Oh man, we're so dead.
Maybe no one will notice.
Oh, who unleashed the Destroyer of Worlds? Good show! We better go find Skips.
Skips, uh dude.
What did you guys do? What? Nothing.
Heh.
You ignored my note, didn't you? A note? What note? You mean like a musical note? You fools! Destroyer of Worlds will kill us all! I have an idea, but I need time.
Distract it! Wait, what? Distract it how? Get outta here! We're here.
It's the special entertainment! Hey kids.
Get ready for our very special entertainment! We're screwed.
Get in! Climb on top but don't press start until i say.
Skips my good man! I lost my balloons.
Take the wheel.
It must be my birthday! Okay everyone, press your start buttons on three.
One, two, three! Mordecai and I got the arms, Rigby, you got the legs.
Aw what, legs?! Legs suck man, this is worse than the chairs! Dude, quit mashing the buttons, you're messing up the legs! SHUT UP! Drive, Pops, drive! This is so much fun! Skips! Pops stop, we lost Skips! Skips! The extra chairs! Dude, you kill the Destroyer of Worlds, I'm gonna go get the chairs! It's too dangerous, just leave them! I don't care, we're not slackers! MORDECAI! The button mashing's working! Finish him off dude! That was some pretty sweet button mashing.
I told you I got skills.
YOU!!!!!! Whoa, hey Benson! Before you freak out, we totally set up those chairs.
Whoo! This birthday party's hot! So we're cool right? YOU IDIOTS!!!!! That's the last time i entrust you with something important, like THE CHAIRS!!!!!!!!!! Not settin' up the chairs next time! But you are gonna clean up this mess and you can start by sweeping up the special entertainment! Yeah, no problem.
We got it.
Don't worry about us.
We're gonna take a break first, right? Yeah.
Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, you're in charge of picking up the special entertainment.
Skips, you set up the bouncy castle.
Hmm.
Let's see, I'm picking up the kids, so Mordecai and Rigby, you set up the chairs.
Oh, what about me? Surely, I'm invited to my own birthday party! Um, your birthday was last week, remember? It's a kid's party today.
I still have balloons! We've got it covered, Pops! Oh.
I see.
Dude, how come we always get stuck with the lame jobs? Setting up the chairs?! Lame! I can't trust you guys with something actually important.
You're always slacking off.
You calling us slackers? Did he? Did you? He's calling us slackers.
Look dude, we can totally set up all those chairs without slacking off.
Good.
Do it then.
We will.
Yeah, and then next time you'll get someone else to set up the chairs? Fine.
Not settin' up the chairs next time! Just set up the chairs.
Benson's gonna drop his balls when he sees how good we set up these chairs, he's gonna be all like "Oh no, my gumballs.
" We rule at settin' up the chairs.
One.
One! Yeah dude, this sucks.
All right.
Must be nice to be the boss.
Benson never has to do chores.
- Happy birthday Jimm - Just drive the bus, you crazy slop jockey! What the H dude!? Can we please just focus? When you say that, it makes me tired.
Dude! You sound like Benson.
Dude! Listen.
If we pound through this, we'll never have to do this lame chair stuff again.
Next time it could be us picking up The special entertainment! We are here to pick you up.
Just a second.
who's at da door? Whoa it's bright! You know who likes special entertainment like that? My mom! Could I borrow five bucks? Rigby! That's all the chairs dude.
There's supposed to be fifty! That's Benson's problem.
No dude, that's our problem.
C'mon, we've gotta find the rest.
Fine! Let's find your stupid chairs.
It won't open, let's get out of here.
Did you try the actual door knob? AAGGHHH! You're killing me! It's locked, let's do something else.
C'mon dude, take this seriously.
Uh! It is locked.
We've gotta get those chairs.
Agh, you see the chairs? Even better.
What do ya mea It's like old school heaven! Yeah, look at these things! Ball of Yarn, Lemonade Stand, Hats for Sale, Clap like This, Candle Maker, Deli Dude, Staring Contest!!? Why are these even here!? Who cares, let's play! No dude! Dude, no! You want Benson to think we're slackers forever? I don't know.
Do you want to be boring forever? Not cool dude! Whatever! I'm takin' my break.
Dude, you're not even doing it right.
You're just mashing the buttons.
Whatever, why don't you go back to work? I know, how 'bout I take my break too? I know, how 'bout I take my break too? Bam! OOOHHHHHH!!! Man, that was just luck.
TEN IN A ROOOOWWWW! All right let's finish those chairs.
Wait man, what about that one? Didn't they teach you how to read? Out of order.
Whoooaaa! This looks awesome!!! Yeah whatever, it's broken.
Probably because people couldn't stop playing it cause it's so awesome! How are you gonna fix that with your third grade education? Hey! Why don't you go ask Benson to tell you what to do? Move over Rigby! "In the name of all that is holy, don't connect the red wire to the blue wire"? I don't think we should do this.
C'mon c'mon! Dude, what just happened? I don't know.
That can't be good.
I don't know, it could be cool.
Oh man, we're so dead.
Maybe no one will notice.
Oh, who unleashed the Destroyer of Worlds? Good show! We better go find Skips.
Skips, uh dude.
What did you guys do? What? Nothing.
Heh.
You ignored my note, didn't you? A note? What note? You mean like a musical note? You fools! Destroyer of Worlds will kill us all! I have an idea, but I need time.
Distract it! Wait, what? Distract it how? Get outta here! We're here.
It's the special entertainment! Hey kids.
Get ready for our very special entertainment! We're screwed.
Get in! Climb on top but don't press start until i say.
Skips my good man! I lost my balloons.
Take the wheel.
It must be my birthday! Okay everyone, press your start buttons on three.
One, two, three! Mordecai and I got the arms, Rigby, you got the legs.
Aw what, legs?! Legs suck man, this is worse than the chairs! Dude, quit mashing the buttons, you're messing up the legs! SHUT UP! Drive, Pops, drive! This is so much fun! Skips! Pops stop, we lost Skips! Skips! The extra chairs! Dude, you kill the Destroyer of Worlds, I'm gonna go get the chairs! It's too dangerous, just leave them! I don't care, we're not slackers! MORDECAI! The button mashing's working! Finish him off dude! That was some pretty sweet button mashing.
I told you I got skills.
YOU!!!!!! Whoa, hey Benson! Before you freak out, we totally set up those chairs.
Whoo! This birthday party's hot! So we're cool right? YOU IDIOTS!!!!! That's the last time i entrust you with something important, like THE CHAIRS!!!!!!!!!! Not settin' up the chairs next time! But you are gonna clean up this mess and you can start by sweeping up the special entertainment! Yeah, no problem.
We got it.
Don't worry about us.
We're gonna take a break first, right? Yeah.