Rick and Morty: The Anime (2024) s01e02 Episode Script
Fighting Mother
1
♪♪
-[ Growling ]
Everything's twisting!
[ Beeping ]
-That's
because you're moving parallel
to the space distortion.
It's the shortest way back home.
-[ Groans ]
Huh?
♪♪
♪♪
This is terrible, Summer!
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[ Beeping ]
-[ Groans ] Whoa!
What the hell?!
[ Beeping ]
[ Groans ]
Oh, crap.
[ Film reel rolling ]
[ "Love is Entropy"
plays in Japanese ]
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[ Rock music plays ]
-Hey, Summer.
What's up?
-Space Mom!
I've lost sight of Grandpa.
-It's all right.
I'm still tracking him fine.
-Not the dummy one.
I mean the real Rick.
-Well,
that sounds like my dad.
If he needs to figure
out a way back, he can.
Freaking out
just makes us look stupid.
-Um, I think the situation is a
little more serious than that.
-Ugh, you're right.
It does seem like
it's a bit more serious.
Uh! Wait a sec.
[ Beeping ]
Things look like they're
about to get interesting.
-Only the best for Rick Sanchez!
Just look at the fleet
they sent to escort you.
-Wow. It's a bunch of turds
put into a dung heap.
-Laugh while you can.
No help is coming for you.
Aye!
[ Groans ]
-Did I break your nose?
Well, it's no skin off my balls
if nobody comes.
[ Beeping ]
-Could be the chance
to wipe them out.
Once I finish kicking ass
over here, I'll head your way.
-Mm.
Space Mom, please hurry.
-You know, time doesn't really
matter, Summer,
especially
when it comes to my dad.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
God damn it!
Not gonna throw up!
[ Whirring ]
[ Birds chirping ]
Huh?
[ Groans ]
[ Door opens ]
-Well, we're off.
-Hmm?
-I guess we'll see you later,
Dad.
[ Birds chirping ]
-Oh!
-[ Crying ]
-Aw, Morty. It's okay.
-Are you sure you don't
want to come with us, Dad?
-Just forget about me.
Go enjoy yourselves.
-Hmm.
[ Birds chirping ]
[ Beeps ]
-People usually use the cover of
night to ghost their families.
-Hmm?
So, you're the dickhead
who made this, aren't you?
-Space Bastards requesting
backup.
-This is our chance to squash
those damn maggots flat.
Let's move!
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[ Beeping ]
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[ Clanging ]
-What the hell was that?
Huh?
[ Both groaning ]
[ Whirring ]
-Hmm? Aah!
[ Whirring ]
[ Beeping ]
-Huh?
♪♪
Hello?
[ Groans ]
♪♪
[ Beeps ]
[ Rock music plays]
[ Gasps ]
♪♪
Mm.
Uh, yeah?
-I wouldn't bother
putting up a fight
if I were you.
[ Weapons cocking ]
[ Weapons cocking ]
Because I won't
hesitate to blow up
the whole room if I have to.
-Mm!
-[ Groans ]
I just knew
that you'd come here.
And you ended up
just like your husband.
Hate to break it to you,
but taking me hostage
won't work on my dad.
-I'd never do
anything so petty.
Let's settle our score,
shall we?
-So, I take it you're
Rick C-137, right?
The one who stole my invention
and my family.
-I'm not here
to clean up your mess.
And I don't give a damn
about this device.
I'm not gonna create it, use it,
or steal the stupid thing.
Besides
-Hmm?
-I'm the one
who saved Beth's life.
-Ha! You sacrificed yourself
like an idiot
by being emotional.
-It's hard to believe,
but I guess I have that crap
they call "sincerity" in me.
-And those two died
because of that crap.
-Mistakes were made.
Honestly, I wish I had been
enough of an arrogant douche
to create the portal gun.
-[ Sighs ]
I was planning
to get the hell out of here,
but I guess that's
not happening, huh?
-I'll let you go on your way,
but only after I punch you
in the face a few times.
-[ Crying ] Oh, man,
that was the only love
I'll ever have.
-Oh, please. What, were you
gonna stay in there forever?
Space Mom, are you there?
-Sorry, Summer.
I've got my hands full
right now.
I'll have to call you back.
♪♪
I think they call that
an unfair advantage.
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[ Weapon clicks ]
-[ Groans ]
-[ Growls ]
-[ Humming ]
-Time's up, loser.
-Hmm?
-Now it's my time to shine,
moron.
-Huh?
Aahhh!
[ Clanging, groaning ]
-The rebels are attacking us!
♪♪
♪♪
-I'm gonna get the hell
out of here!
♪♪
-Why would you spare me?
-Well, I didn't do it for you,
Tammy.
Hmm. I know what it's like
to have kids.
-[ Gasps ]
♪♪
[ Explosion in distance ]
-I'm willing
to call it a draw this time.
Bye. For now.
-[ Panting ]
♪♪
-[ Groaning ]
♪♪
-I'm not just gonna
let you hit me.
-Fine by me.
This wouldn't be
any fun otherwise.
Gotcha!
-Aah!
♪♪
[ Both yelling ]
-Huh?
-Oh, my back!
-You just shifted dimensions
without using the portal gun.
-The two of us
are from different dimensions.
Our bodies interacting must
be causing dimensional havoc.
Our mass back
in the original world
should have converted
into energy by now.
[ Whirring, crackling ]
-Mr. President,
a huge source of energy
has appeared in the sky
above the Smith house.
-Aah! Not again.
That mother [bleep]!
-So, what do I gotta do
to leave this dimension?
Hug you?
-Or we can
just punch each other.
♪♪
-[ Groans ]
-Where the hell are we now?
-A fissure in space-time.
Now it's time for round two!
♪♪
-There's only one thing
you're wrong about.
I'm not the person
who made that device
because I already put it to use,
idiot!
-If so, then what I saw
earlier was your family
from after the reset?
♪♪
-Aah!
-Eeh! Aah!
♪♪
Let me get this straight.
You were just gonna
throw that family away.
I guess even rebirth
can't cure you of being a --
-I'm the only reason
you even have a place
to exist right now!
Think twice before
going ballistic on me.
-You had this coming.
You let Beth marry Jerry,
of all people.
[ Beeping ]
-Magnificent!
We can solve all
of the world's energy problems
with this matter.
-Really?
-There's an unidentified fleet
of aircraft
heading straight
for our air space, sir.
-Here come the damn hyenas!
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
-Come one inch
into our territory.
I dare you!
It's an air-space violation.
We'll blow every last one
of you sky-high.
♪♪
-It's sickening doing
a version of me like you.
-You don't get to tell me
how to live my life!
[ Both yelling ]
[ Groaning ]
-[ Groaning ]
♪♪
♪♪
[ Whirring, crackling ]
-Sir, the energy source
has vanished.
-Damn!
♪♪
♪♪
We're really better off
not solving the energy crisis,
anyway.
[ Both yelling ]
-Ooh!
-[ Grunts ]
-[ Groans ]
-Just go.
You can let me take care of Beth
and the others.
-Do you even have a way
back home?
-Hmm.
Wow, reality sure is convenient.
♪♪
[ "The Other Side"
by Ayuko Saito plays ]
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♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
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-Huh?
Huh?
♪♪
Uh[ Gasps ]
♪♪
[ Electricity crackles ]
♪♪
-[ Growling ]
Everything's twisting!
[ Beeping ]
-That's
because you're moving parallel
to the space distortion.
It's the shortest way back home.
-[ Groans ]
Huh?
♪♪
♪♪
This is terrible, Summer!
♪♪
[ Beeping ]
-[ Groans ] Whoa!
What the hell?!
[ Beeping ]
[ Groans ]
Oh, crap.
[ Film reel rolling ]
[ "Love is Entropy"
plays in Japanese ]
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[ Rock music plays ]
-Hey, Summer.
What's up?
-Space Mom!
I've lost sight of Grandpa.
-It's all right.
I'm still tracking him fine.
-Not the dummy one.
I mean the real Rick.
-Well,
that sounds like my dad.
If he needs to figure
out a way back, he can.
Freaking out
just makes us look stupid.
-Um, I think the situation is a
little more serious than that.
-Ugh, you're right.
It does seem like
it's a bit more serious.
Uh! Wait a sec.
[ Beeping ]
Things look like they're
about to get interesting.
-Only the best for Rick Sanchez!
Just look at the fleet
they sent to escort you.
-Wow. It's a bunch of turds
put into a dung heap.
-Laugh while you can.
No help is coming for you.
Aye!
[ Groans ]
-Did I break your nose?
Well, it's no skin off my balls
if nobody comes.
[ Beeping ]
-Could be the chance
to wipe them out.
Once I finish kicking ass
over here, I'll head your way.
-Mm.
Space Mom, please hurry.
-You know, time doesn't really
matter, Summer,
especially
when it comes to my dad.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
God damn it!
Not gonna throw up!
[ Whirring ]
[ Birds chirping ]
Huh?
[ Groans ]
[ Door opens ]
-Well, we're off.
-Hmm?
-I guess we'll see you later,
Dad.
[ Birds chirping ]
-Oh!
-[ Crying ]
-Aw, Morty. It's okay.
-Are you sure you don't
want to come with us, Dad?
-Just forget about me.
Go enjoy yourselves.
-Hmm.
[ Birds chirping ]
[ Beeps ]
-People usually use the cover of
night to ghost their families.
-Hmm?
So, you're the dickhead
who made this, aren't you?
-Space Bastards requesting
backup.
-This is our chance to squash
those damn maggots flat.
Let's move!
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[ Beeping ]
♪♪
♪♪
[ Clanging ]
-What the hell was that?
Huh?
[ Both groaning ]
[ Whirring ]
-Hmm? Aah!
[ Whirring ]
[ Beeping ]
-Huh?
♪♪
Hello?
[ Groans ]
♪♪
[ Beeps ]
[ Rock music plays]
[ Gasps ]
♪♪
Mm.
Uh, yeah?
-I wouldn't bother
putting up a fight
if I were you.
[ Weapons cocking ]
[ Weapons cocking ]
Because I won't
hesitate to blow up
the whole room if I have to.
-Mm!
-[ Groans ]
I just knew
that you'd come here.
And you ended up
just like your husband.
Hate to break it to you,
but taking me hostage
won't work on my dad.
-I'd never do
anything so petty.
Let's settle our score,
shall we?
-So, I take it you're
Rick C-137, right?
The one who stole my invention
and my family.
-I'm not here
to clean up your mess.
And I don't give a damn
about this device.
I'm not gonna create it, use it,
or steal the stupid thing.
Besides
-Hmm?
-I'm the one
who saved Beth's life.
-Ha! You sacrificed yourself
like an idiot
by being emotional.
-It's hard to believe,
but I guess I have that crap
they call "sincerity" in me.
-And those two died
because of that crap.
-Mistakes were made.
Honestly, I wish I had been
enough of an arrogant douche
to create the portal gun.
-[ Sighs ]
I was planning
to get the hell out of here,
but I guess that's
not happening, huh?
-I'll let you go on your way,
but only after I punch you
in the face a few times.
-[ Crying ] Oh, man,
that was the only love
I'll ever have.
-Oh, please. What, were you
gonna stay in there forever?
Space Mom, are you there?
-Sorry, Summer.
I've got my hands full
right now.
I'll have to call you back.
♪♪
I think they call that
an unfair advantage.
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
[ Weapon clicks ]
-[ Groans ]
-[ Growls ]
-[ Humming ]
-Time's up, loser.
-Hmm?
-Now it's my time to shine,
moron.
-Huh?
Aahhh!
[ Clanging, groaning ]
-The rebels are attacking us!
♪♪
♪♪
-I'm gonna get the hell
out of here!
♪♪
-Why would you spare me?
-Well, I didn't do it for you,
Tammy.
Hmm. I know what it's like
to have kids.
-[ Gasps ]
♪♪
[ Explosion in distance ]
-I'm willing
to call it a draw this time.
Bye. For now.
-[ Panting ]
♪♪
-[ Groaning ]
♪♪
-I'm not just gonna
let you hit me.
-Fine by me.
This wouldn't be
any fun otherwise.
Gotcha!
-Aah!
♪♪
[ Both yelling ]
-Huh?
-Oh, my back!
-You just shifted dimensions
without using the portal gun.
-The two of us
are from different dimensions.
Our bodies interacting must
be causing dimensional havoc.
Our mass back
in the original world
should have converted
into energy by now.
[ Whirring, crackling ]
-Mr. President,
a huge source of energy
has appeared in the sky
above the Smith house.
-Aah! Not again.
That mother [bleep]!
-So, what do I gotta do
to leave this dimension?
Hug you?
-Or we can
just punch each other.
♪♪
-[ Groans ]
-Where the hell are we now?
-A fissure in space-time.
Now it's time for round two!
♪♪
-There's only one thing
you're wrong about.
I'm not the person
who made that device
because I already put it to use,
idiot!
-If so, then what I saw
earlier was your family
from after the reset?
♪♪
-Aah!
-Eeh! Aah!
♪♪
Let me get this straight.
You were just gonna
throw that family away.
I guess even rebirth
can't cure you of being a --
-I'm the only reason
you even have a place
to exist right now!
Think twice before
going ballistic on me.
-You had this coming.
You let Beth marry Jerry,
of all people.
[ Beeping ]
-Magnificent!
We can solve all
of the world's energy problems
with this matter.
-Really?
-There's an unidentified fleet
of aircraft
heading straight
for our air space, sir.
-Here come the damn hyenas!
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
-Come one inch
into our territory.
I dare you!
It's an air-space violation.
We'll blow every last one
of you sky-high.
♪♪
-It's sickening doing
a version of me like you.
-You don't get to tell me
how to live my life!
[ Both yelling ]
[ Groaning ]
-[ Groaning ]
♪♪
♪♪
[ Whirring, crackling ]
-Sir, the energy source
has vanished.
-Damn!
♪♪
♪♪
We're really better off
not solving the energy crisis,
anyway.
[ Both yelling ]
-Ooh!
-[ Grunts ]
-[ Groans ]
-Just go.
You can let me take care of Beth
and the others.
-Do you even have a way
back home?
-Hmm.
Wow, reality sure is convenient.
♪♪
[ "The Other Side"
by Ayuko Saito plays ]
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
-Huh?
Huh?
♪♪
Uh[ Gasps ]
♪♪
[ Electricity crackles ]