Shinjuku Yasen Byoin (2024) s01e02 Episode Script

1
This is Kabukicho in Shinjuku.
The largest entertainment district
in East Asia.
Hostess bars, host clubs, girls bars
and other legal entertainment
establishments line the street.
Anybody can live it up safely.
It's past eleven!
The underaged need to go home
or be taken in!
- No can do!
- Yes you can!
At least get off the streets.
You say that but
we can't get into internet cafes
or do karaoke without IDs.
Love hotels are too expensive
we'd need a sugar daddy.
- So depressing!
- I don't know either
How old are you?
- We're 20!
- We're 20!
Your Chinese zodiac?
- Cat!
- Sea urchin!
You're coming with me!
- Sara, Rina! What's wrong?
- Hey!
Since it's late
he told us to start sugar dating!
- Don't you lie!
- So depressing!
Stop that!
Due to the Juvenile Protection Ordinance,
I'm taking you
- What will you do with them there?
- Huh?
If you can't contact the parents,
social services will take them.
It's better if we look after them
till morning.
Let's go!
Yay!
Kabukicho where people of
every ethnicity gather and
languages from all over are spoken.
A happy and hygienic
district for younger generations.
There are many medical facilities
of various sizes in the vicinity
and emergency rooms operating
24/7 for everyone's safety.
- Intense fighting continues in
- It's like a movie.
- It doesn't look real, does it?
- It really doesn't.
Hey!
Hey, Yo!
You've been to scenes like this, right?
That's crazy!
Did you see people
with limbs blown off by landmines?
Stop it.
Moving on to the next news.
That's my breakfast!
- I'll cook some for you.
- That's not the point.
Someone taking the breakfast
that was cooked especially for me
is what I hate the most and he knows it!
But it's okay to use
the wheelchair meant for patients?
Morning. Did you sleep well?
"Home is where you make it."
Hey, Yoko.
Can you cover my night shift tonight?
I have a beauty seminar to attend.
I'm actually going drinking
with the Minato girls.
We'll need you to study hard, Yoko.
- Oi!
- Why?
What do you need to study? Miss USA.
- Huh?
- Huh?
I treated a soldier who was injured,
dying from excessive blood loss.
I cut off his right leg,
grabbed the blood vessel,
stopped the bleeding by putting duct
tape on it and made him all better.
With duct tape?
Your mom is from Okayama, right?
This is the second time you've asked me!
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
The human body
naturally produces hyaluronic acid
which is why it doesn't take long
to recover after the surgery.
- You're so amazing!
- You're so amazing!
Mr. Takamine
Do you think this world is equal?
It's not equal.
I'm a well-off doctor paying
for this chateaubriand
with my father's money.
While homeless people sleep in parks.
Shige, make sure to drink this.
Don't want you to have a heatstroke.
Thank you. Mai from the NPO, right?
Anything else we can help with?
Well
I'd sleep better
if you could lend me your lap?
Of course, it's not equal!
Come to think of it,
maybe the homeless are happier than me!
Being cared for by Mai
This tastes incredible!
These Minato girls only know how to say
"You're amazing!",
"This tastes incredible!", and
- Please take us with you!
- Please take us with you!
They repeat the same things
and make easy money off it.
But to me, this world is not equal.
So I never feel that way.
Something's off!
- What's wrong?
- What?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Eight million yen is that your monthly
or yearly income?
Yearly, of course!
I make up for it with housework!
You shouldn't sell yourself short!
You're such a catch!
Something's really off!
- Huh? What's wrong with you, Takamine?
- I
Sorry, I meant I'm the one that's off!
Ignore me, please.
This has just been so boring!
Sorry
I'm sure you'll find the one.
A good guy with a boring personality!
I wish you happiness.
In your boring little world!
Goodbye!
And so
I ran all the way here.
- From Nishi-Azabu?
- I just
I want to help with your work!
Huh? Where's Mai?
1000 YEN OFF
DURING THE HOURS OF 17:00 AND 21:00
That's definitely her
- Hurry up!
- Wait!
Let's go in!
Huh?
That's Mayu.
Are you okay, Mayu?
STRAWBERRY MILK
Hello, this is Magokoro.
Okay, Senkichi Building,
overdosed juvenile
Senkichi again?
Bring her immediately!
This is St. Magokoro Hospital,
located in an obscure part of Kabukicho.
It is also known as
SHINJUKU FIELD HOSPITAL
Why is it so slow, come on!
- Hurry up!
- This way!
Stretcher coming in!
Ms. Miyashima?
- Mayu Miyashima? Are you alright?
- Turning!
Do you know what she took,
how many, at what time?
Mr. Yokoyama!
It's an over-the-counter-pain-reliever.
She could take 1,000 and be fine.
I think she took about 40.
You must feel so full!
You're doing well so far, Toyoko kid!
Hello, this is Magokoro.
Yes!
- A ten-year-old boy
- Toyoko?
A nickname for kids who gather
near the Toho Cinema.
They usually result to sugar dating,
and illegal prostitution
for spending money.
It's been a big problem
for the last four to five years.
Do you want some?
Alcohol and drug-related
issues are common,
but the runaways usually
don't have their insurance cards.
Repeat that again, please! His nose
I couldn't catch that either.
What's in his nose?
- A "blu" in his nose?
- Should I take over?
I'm sorry, I just don't understand!
I keep hearing he has
a "Brutus" up his nose.
Brutus? In his nose?
Just come over!
Sorry!
I just saw your message!
Are you sure?
I want to be of service.
Do you mind?
We're happy to have you.
Please use these.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
Here's our contact details.
Call us whenever you need us, okay?
We'll listen to any of your problems.
You there. Stop.
You there experiencing post-nut clarity
after leaving the love hotel.
What?
What did I do?
There's something white in there.
- It hurts!
- It's alright, you'll be fine!
You just need to blow your nose,
and it should come out.
Southern All Stars?
From his nose?
"Shiori no Theme," it's a classic.
Why from his nose?
SHIORI NO THEME
Such a good song!
It's a wireless earphone!
Oh, I see now!
It was playing through the "Brutus"!
Bluetooth! Not Brutus!
I had to repeat it so many times!
Why did you do that?
I was just curious if it would fit.
Yes, very impressive that it went in.
He's very "nasally gifted,"
don't you think?
Nasally gifted!
Such a good joke!
So, what to do?
Don't worry it'll be alright.
It's so slippery!
- Shall we try pushing it in once?
- Huh?
- Push it
- Yoko, you take it from here.
Nasally gifted
- It's just so
- Stop laughing already!
- It hurts so much!
- You're alright.
You got it!
I'm so glad!
Wow!
A rich caramel ice cream
after volunteering is the best!
Such pretentious taste.
Can I have some water?
What was that?
She was cute as ever today.
NPO representative, Mai!
She cleanses my soul!
Better than those Minato girls who don't
even know Tarantino or Scorsese, for sure!
- And you're contributing to the society!
- I won't go back though.
What?
It doesn't make sense.
Why do I have to lower myself
to a poor person's point of view?
I shouldn't have to adjust
to her lifestyle.
She should adjust hers to mine!
- You call her Mai?
- Mai's just so innocent.
She doesn't know
how corrupted this world is.
I see
I feel bad for those who don't know!
That such a world exists!
ONE HOUR AGO
Such an amazing
I just airdropped them to you.
The pleasure it never ends.
- These are all you!
- I'm not allowed to take her photo.
- She's in work mode, you know.
- This play
I guess it's categorized as BDSM?
You can call it that.
If you want
Why so condescending?
You bottom-feeding pervert.
I found a photo of her
on the shop's homepage.
Mai doesn't know her own potential.
She needs to work on her appearance more
and raise her self-esteem.
- You listening?
- Huh?
I can make Mai happy
with money.
Everything's about money with you.
Money's what matters in the end!
We say money can't buy you happiness,
but 90 percent of our problems
can be solved with money.
If we're 90 percent happy,
isn't that just called being happy?
Yeah
Sorry.
I'm hungry.
Do you want to try some?
Peyang noodles. Surprisingly good, right?
You get sick of them fast though.
What will happen to me?
Will they send me home?
That would suck.
The welfare center sucks, too.
I don't speak English.
Were you trying to kill yourself?
Not sure. I just like the feeling.
When I take those pills,
I can forget about everything.
And even if I die
no one will be sad anyway.
I will!
You?
I saw many lives perish
Old people.
We're all the same.
When we die, we're all the same.
That's what makes me sad. Very sad!
Okay! I mean, I don't know what you said,
but I get it
No, you don't!
And you'll never get it if you die!
If you die
I will be devastated.
If you're a juvenile,
a social worker calls the police
and the child welfare services.
She's 17. Any missing person's
report that matches?
The social worker will then share
the information with a local NPO,
check if there are any domestic issues
in her household,
and finally, call their parents.
INVOICE AND RECEIP
28,750 YEN
So expensive!
- What?
- She stayed the night.
Ah, makes sense.
I'm sorry about all the trouble.
Bye-bye.
Something wrong?
No.
But please keep us in the loop.
Of course.
I can't find them anywhere!
What's wrong?
My Peyang noodles are gone!
I was going to have them for lunch,
but they're gone!
That's not a big deal.
It is a big deal!
It's thieving!
And that was the one thing
that kept my motivation up today!
- Who was on the night shift yesterday?
- Oh my god!
- Listen!
- What's wrong, Shiraku?
My name is Shiraki.
You all have to see this!
I found this in the sauna lobby!
A YouTuber host asked people to vote
for the best-looking man in Kabukicho!
By the way my favorite
is the one who came third.
Men who aren't surgeons
all look the same to me
Wait
- Is that Dr. Tajima?
- That's right!
Dr. Tajima, an STD specialist
from St. Magokoro Hospital!
He came in seventh, how exciting is that!
I just couldn't believe it!
I ran out of the sauna
and didn't even get changed!
I shall go get changed now!
How exciting! What a surprise!
RECEPTION
As expected
We're suddenly busy during
weekday lunchtimes
Keep taking the medicine
even if the symptoms subside.
- But I can come again, right?
- Huh?
If I get another STD,
can I come back to see you?
It's better not to get one, though.
Okay, I'll do my best!
Do your best with what?
It's my hosts' birthday this month.
You can't do anything sexual
until you test negative!
I'll be fine, right?
This is the host she was talking about.
Daisuke Dalmatian III from Ikemen Ranch.
He's ranked eighth.
Dalmatian got beat by Dr. Tajima!
Is Dr. Tajima that good-looking?
He's the classically handsome actor type.
Or more like an enka singer
Like the youngest member
of the Kitajima family.
Say what you like!
But aren't you happy
to get all that attention?
The women who come to see me
all have diseases!
You're a doctor after all!
They are your patients!
You can't go around
saying things like that!
You'll lose the attention!
Who do you think you are?
They're not getting STDs
so they can come see you!
I've renewed our website.
Doctor, you have a patient.
ST. MAGOKORO HOSPITAL
TAKUMI TAJIMA, STD SPECIALIS
DON'T BE EMBARRASSED
COME TO MAGOKORO
That's so blatant!
We are counting on his looks for now.
Surely you had a better picture of me.
By the way, why did she say "my host"?
Oh, that's right
You don't have hosts in the US
The girls usually get
their spending money from old men.
Sugar dating, working at hostess bars,
illegal prostitution
And they use all their money
on their hosts.
We're living in the age of women
buying men.
Urikake scams have lessened, but
Urikake?
MONEY FLOW
OLD MEN / YOUNG WOMEN / HOSTS
Old men, young women, and then to hosts.
This is how Kabukicho's economy works.
Why did you look at me
when saying "old men"?
Isn't that bad?
IKEMEN RANCH
You're Tajima who ranked seventh?
You made a move on my princess!
All I did was give her antibiotics!
I made no such move!
- What's that?
- Don't underestimate the DD gang!
Stop it, both of you!
Shut up!
Your hospital
does it have a cosmetic surgeon?
Oh, that would be me.
I'm Takamine, the cosmetic surgeon.
Keep still
Look to the side.
Ready
A facelift and some adjustments
to your face line
That'll be 400,000 yen.
And then for the nose
What's wrong with my nose? I like my nose!
Oh, sorry.
I'll hear you out for now.
We can do it non-surgically
with a needle and thread
Here's the result.
Oh my god, he looks like a real prince!
- You should do the nose, too.
- It's the manly thing to do!
All right, DD will do it!
Yeah!
DD!
- DD!
- So that's an extra 300,000 yen.
Then there's the blemish removal,
beard removal,
and monthly anti-aging care.
For a total of one million yen.
Seriously? One champagne tower
will cover all of that.
I'll save up to buy one for you.
- Ririka!
- Stop it!
- Well done young man!
- I told you so!
We don't need a surgeon,
this is Kabukicho!
All we need is a cosmetic surgeon
and an STD specialist!
I renewed our website again.
ST. MAGOKORO HOSPITAL
TORU TAKAMINE / TAKUMI TAJIMA
KATSUYUKI YOKOYAMA
Why are only my eyes hidden!
Because our theme is "Beautiful and Sexy"!
Need I say more?
What about equipment?
We'll need some special equipment, right?
It's expensive.
I'll take care of the initial investment,
don't you worry.
There's Saucer-Eyes
It smells in here!
It smells like a hospital in here!
It is a hospital.
Beauty clinics usually
smell like aroma oils, right?
Toru! Shall we buy this place?
Sounds good, dad.
Do what you want!
But we will stay open for surgery.
- What?
- Obviously!
From my great-grandfather to now,
surgeons have always served as directors!
- Right, Shiraki?
- You're right!
It's a temporary measure
to solve our financial difficulties!
GUIDE TO OBTAINING A DOCTOR'S LICENCE
IN JAPAN AS A FOREIGN DOCTOR
How did you find such a unique place?
You're mom? Really?
Interesting.
That's your mom? Wow.
You're studying on your day off?
Did I say you can sit here?
You're supposed to ask first, you know!
There are other chairs! Oh, well
- Do you want to eat something?
- No, I'm good.
Okayama dialect?
I've already told you three times
I have an Okayama dialect!
My mom is from Okayama, so what?
Senkichi Building?
Yup.
They have to ukai is why.
"Ukai"?
TEXT TRANSLATION
This is Yasukuni Street.
Here's Shokuan Street, Senkichi Building,
and then Magokoro.
This road is under construction,
so they have to take a detour
and go through Yasukuni Street.
It would've been three minutes
if it went through this road.
There's also congestion,
so it's quicker to make a detour.
You're not letting that American
inherit this place, are you?
Don't be ridiculous.
I'd never give it to that American bitch.
A marriage agency got back to me.
He's a 49-year-old surgeon,
living in Matsumoto city, Nagano.
And he wants
to make our relationship official.
- Miss
- He said he'd marry into our family!
I plan on sleeping with him!
For that I will get my wrinkles treated,
and hop on a train to see him!
PEYANG SAUCE YAKISOBA
ON SALE!
That will be 2,457 yen.
By card? Thank you.
BESTA PILLS
Your pin number, please!
Oh, that's wrong!
Here she is.
Did anyone see you?
Oh, that could've been bad.
Really?
IKEMEN RANCH
FIRST 60 MINUTES, FREE
DAISUKE DALMATION III
I was able to contact her mom.
She said she hasn't been back
for three days.
- It was definitely her.
- I found her social media account, too.
"Looking for a sugar daddy,
in Shinjuku, after 10 p.m.,
20,000 yen on the spot. DM me."
"P" is for sugar daddy. On the spot
means sex on the day for 20,000 yen.
It's so depressing!
Did you not notice a man in the car
when she got picked up?
Her mother's boyfriend, apparently.
But I think
Come in the back seat.
she might be being
sexually harassed by him.
You heard me, right? Come in the back.
No.
If that's the case,
she's better off away from home.
Right?
By the way, where are you now?
I'm at the Ikemen Ranch.
What do you do for a living?
You're a doctor? A female doctor!
That's so cool!
Could you buy a champagne tower, then?
Look at this awful atmosphere
It's DD's birthday today, but
His main princess canceled
at the last minute.
The tower he prepared is wasted
Ikemen Ranch's number one host
for 18 consecutive months
I'm Daisuke Dalmatian III.
Woof, woof.
- Huh?
- Smooth, right?
It smells like powder.
I want to enjoy my birthday.
We'll make sure you have a great time!
A champagne tower? Please?
- Iyeah?
- Thank you so much!
CHAMPAGNE TOWER - ONE MILLION YEN.
We don't do urikake here,
we only accept cards and cash.
Urikake?
No way
That's the reaction I wanted!
The NPO girl
Mai does bondage?
Does Toru know?
Hey guys, it's so peaceful
without Dr. Yoko, isn't it?
I could tell him
but I'm enjoying this situation.
You're evil.
- Mr. Okamoto.
- Yes.
- It wasn't you, was it?
- Huh?
My precious Peyang noodles
I will never forgive that person!
He's definitely a man
Don't bring that up again!
You're being very rude!
- Oh dear
- Ms. Shiraki.
- Yes?
- Horii is a man, right?
- What did you say?
- She's a woman, right?
I've never thought about it.
What they identify as
has never bothered me!
That's new.
I should've checked properly
when we went to the bathhouse together.
You did what?
- Show me again.
- Huh?
- Do we book a slot here?
- What?
- Hey, what are you doing! Idiot!
- It's ringing!
Hang on
Oh hello?
I'm calling because I saw your website.
The girl called May
Yes Um
What?
What is it?
She's fully booked
for the next three years.
- What?
- Wow
Three years
I don't even know
if I'm a sadist or a masochist!
Let's do this!
Welcome to our club!
Ms. Yoko!
- Yokohama, Yokosuka!
- Ms. Yoko!
- Stand up for Ms. Yoko!
- Ms. Yoko!
- To the right, to the left!
- Ms. Yoko!
Ririka
You came!
What are you playing at?
Ririka!
Be careful.
She's not here.
She was sat here the other day.
Is she?
Upstairs?
Thank you. Wait here, okay?
Let go of me!
I don't want to live anymore!
What do you mean?
Don't act dumb!
I sold myself for you
and got STDs because of it.
And I'm still not your number one?
I can't even celebrate your birthday?
What am I to you?
You are number one.
Ririka, you are.
Then why was that woman enjoying
my champagne tower?
It's business!
You should be happy that I'm number one!
But I wanted to pay for it
I want you to be number one
with my hard-earned money!
Or there's no point!
Because I want to be
the number one's number one!
Pick it up.
- No.
- Also
You thought I was going
to ghost you, did you?
No, I didn't!
And I never asked you to sell yourself!
How else am I supposed
to get a million yen?
You knew that!
What are you looking at?
You think I'm stupid, don't you?
No, I don't.
You have a clear obtainable goal.
But you need money for that.
So you're doing whatever you can.
How is that stupid?
It makes total sense.
You're honest with yourself
and I admire that.
I work at a local NPO called Not Alone
and I am a representative
for the Shinjuku area.
- My name is Minami.
- I'm called DD.
Daisuke Dalmatian III.
Now's not the time for business!
She's talking to me!
As I said
- You are number one.
- Shut up!
I'm tired of this.
I have no sense of the value
of money anymore to live normally.
But I don't want to be an old lady
and still be selling myself.
I want to die.
- Hey!
- No!
You won't be able to die.
Yoko
Seventy percent of people will survive.
It'll be very painful. But you won't die.
Also very painful.
But you will survive.
It'll be excruciating
- But
- I can't die?
Nope! The reason is
because I'm here.
She's a surgeon.
So?
I changed my mind.
- What took you so long!
- Sorry, the road was closed.
- Where is he?
- That way!
That way!
Dalmatian!
Not "yeah"! Wait
- Authorized personnel only!
- Toru, please help him!
Blood pressure 82/48,
pulse 126 bpm, oxygen saturation 98%.
The open wound is still bleeding.
Cut his clothes, start an IV line,
draw blood!
We need a scalpel and hemostat
to stop the bleeding!
- Yes!
- Okay!
- Wait!
- Lowering the bed.
Why is he wearing leather trousers?
His one million yen face!
It doesn't matter!
We might have to amputate his leg!
- Where is Shiraku?
- You mean Shiraki?
He has an open fracture on his right knee
and it's still bleeding.
Got it.
Can you hear me?
Can you move your toes?
- Paralysis is starting to happen.
- The color is getting worse, too.
I called two university hospitals,
but they said no!
- You just need to make an ukai.
- Director.
From Yasukuni street to Shokuan street.
Make a detour from the left groin
to the right dorsal aorta.
How about circulating the blood?
Bypass surgery?
We'll use the IV line for the bypass.
Get everything ready!
A teenage girl has overdosed
at an internet café!
We can't take her! Please divert her!
But she said she wants to come here.
I think it's that girl.
Closing the doors!
Moving in
One, two, three!
- Okay!
- Removing stretcher.
Kita Shinjuku Critical Care Center
said they can take him!
Wait, don't leave yet!
Blood pressure 103/57,
pulse 104 bpm, oxygen saturation 98%.
The color's looking better.
I'm going to check your blood pressure.
Stretcher moving!
The attending physician
will need to come with us.
I'll go with you.
What's wrong?
Nothing
Iyeah.
CENTRAL SURGICAL DEPARTMEN
The surgery went well.
Are you the surgeon?
- I'm Takamine from St. Magokoro
- You need to be less rough.
- It looked so sloppy.
- I apologize.
We were in a hurry.
It's true, with blunt injury to
the popliteal artery speed is important.
That's right.
If there was any delay,
he would have lost his leg.
- Thank you.
- I appreciate it.
- All right then.
- Goodbye.
Oh yes
Your salary.
- Welcome to our club!
- Ms. Yoko!
Did he survive?
He fell from the roof of
the Senkichi Building, right?
You can't die from that height.
Don't underestimate
a human's ability to survive.
I'm sorry.
Your life, your choice.
But as long as I'm here,
I won't let you die.
Doesn't matter how many times you try.
That's my choice.
Go to sleep.
It was decided that the runaway, Mayu
was to stay at Magokoro for a while.
Let us know if we can help with anything.
She started volunteering with the NPO.
I've handed them out.
Well done, Mayu!
- Mai!
- Yes?
I finished handing them out, too!
Well done!
Takamine
How is it?
- It looks good!
- It actually works!
- It's surprisingly good.
- Very handsome!
Really?
No, don't look!
Don't look.
He doesn't know that
he almost lost his leg.
This is Kabukicho in Shinjuku.
Everyone can feel safe here,
in the largest entertainment
district in East Asia.
Not counting some exceptions
Hey bitch!
You American whore. What on earth is this?
ONE MILLION YEN - IKEMEN RANCH
Furikake?
Huh?
SHINJUKU GOLDEN GAI
Cosmetic dermatology is more lucrative.
I'm Takamine, the director.
Mayu didn't come back last night.
Only you can protect yourself!
THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION
THE ORGANIZATIONS ARE FICTITIOUS
AND UNRELATED TO EXISTING ONES
Subtitle translation by: Emily J.