Swat Kats The Radical Squadron (1993) s01e02 Episode Script
The Giant Bacteria
Episode 2 THE GIANT BACTERIA Does that crazy megalo think he can blow up every refinery in Megakat City? He's doin' a good job so far.
He's shreddin' those Enforcer choppers like an old scratchin' post! Guess it's up to the SWAT Kats to kick some tail! - Can ya get a lock on him? - Workin' on it.
Locked and loaded, T-Bone! One Octopus Missile, on its way! Sucker doesn't even see it comin'! He suckered us! How'd you miss him, sure-shot? That guy must have eyes in the back of his head.
Whoa, he does have eyes in the back of his head! No excuses.
You'll have to do better than that, SWAT Kats, to catch Morbulus! So, four-eyes wants to play canyon tag, huh? Crud! - He's goin' after the Megakat Refinery! - Head for that cloud bank, I've got an idea! I hope it's better than your aim.
Scratch one more refinery! Let's see if four-eyes has eyes under his head! Bingo! What'll it be, Razor? Dunk or deliver? Dunk! Belly flop? Mega-belly flop! Guess Feral and the Enforcers can handle it from here.
Keep away, Deputy Mayor! He could still be dangerous! Yes, he could be.
If he was here.
Looks like you've come up empty, Commander Feral.
And the SWAT Kats practically gave him to you! If they'd held Morbulus until we arrived, he'd be in custody right now! Mayor Manx, is this the end of what has been dubbed "The Refinery Reign of Terror?" Absolutely! The authorities have apprehended the villain! Mayor Manx, I'm afraid that's not the case.
- But Callie, you told me on the phone - You were obviously misinformed! Well, which is it, Commander? Do you have this wacko or don't you? Despite our valiant efforts, the villain managed to escape.
Although, we believe he may have drowned in the bay.
No way I'm gonna rot in some Megakat City prison! I'll put you to much better use than that! Chalk up another one for the SWAT Kats! - Nice flyin'.
- Nice shootin'.
Fun's over.
Back to the greasepit.
Let's see if we made the 5:00 news.
- Hey, there's Feral.
- Guy looks like he hasn't hit the litterbox in a week! Turn it up, I wanna here him take credit for what we did.
So you don't have Morbulus in custody? Due to the interference of the SWAT Kats, this is all we have of Morbulus at the moment! - What?! - What?! No one asked for their help and they allowed a dangerous criminal to escape! Escape?! We practically handed Feral a gift package! And if I ever find out who they are, I'll Aw, great.
Morbulus is gone, so's our TV! I need your help, guys.
This crate pinged all the way from Megakat Bay.
- What were you doin' there, Callie? - Didn't you guys hear? The SWAT Kats shot down Morbulus! They were magnificent! - Really? - They tore him right out of his plane! - Nu.
- Yes! But somehow Commander Feral managed to lose him - Yeah, so we heard.
When we had a TV.
- When can I pick up the car? Jake'll start on it right away.
You can wait for it, how 'bout some milk? I can't.
I've got to get back into town and help "his Honor" write his speech for tomorrow's park dedication.
I'll be happy to drive you.
No need.
Mayor Manx is waiting for me outside.
One of the, um, "perks" of being Deputy Mayor.
Thanks, Chance.
- Did you hear that? She's crazy about me! - Bye, Jake! So, this is the secret lab of the legendary Dr.
Viper.
Quite an eyeful, isn't it, Morbulus? Very impressive.
Looks like you've got everything a mad scientist needs, right here.
Everything except the rare biochemical compound known as Katalyst 99.
Well maybe I could help ya get it, doc.
We see eye to eye, Morbulus.
I do have need of someone to get me into Megakat Biochemical Labs! Megakat Labs? Are you outta your mind?! That building's impenetrable! Up until now.
What? What have you done to me?! I'm letting you help me! As a living test tube for my new bacteria strain! - No! - Yes! I have big plans for you! With your help, I will have Katalyst 99, and the power to destroy Megakat City! I'm not sure using these turbo plugs on Callie's engine is such a good idea, Chance.
I say she's gotta have extra horsepower in case of an emergency.
I say you're gonna blow the engine.
Jake, I'm a pilot.
I know what an engine can handle.
See? Purrs like a kitten.
Growls like a tiger! Blows like a volcano! Now what'll we tell Callie? I'll think of somethin'.
Problems, guys? Maybe we can add to 'em! Hit it, Murray! This makes my day, Burke! They come a long way from bein' pilots.
A looooong way down! Sign here.
Here's your copy! We'll tell Commander Feral, you sent your love! Adios, amigos! "This makes my day!".
If those dipsticks knew we built the Turbokat outta stuff like this.
They'd cough up a hairball! Check it out.
We can drop this baby under Callie's hood.
With a little modification, of course.
And I think I found our new TV! What's goin' on out here? Get away! I'll teach you to tamper with my experiment! And now that you've had your breakfast, it's time to begin our commute into Megakat City, by sewer.
Follow me! As Mayor of Megakat City, I am proud to dedicate this beautiful new park, which bears my name.
That Callie sure is pretty.
Yeah, but she'll be pretty mad if we don't get her car running.
From the new Manx Municipal Park, this is Ann Gora for Kat's Eye News.
What in the !? Quick, get a shot of that! It's every kat for himself! - Better let me drive, Mayor! - Just get me out of here! - Hey, that's Callie! - Out of my way, slimeball! Let's hit it! Come on, Mayor! Hurry! - Relax, Mayor.
The Enforcers are here, now! - So are the SWAT Kats! - Looks like Callie's safe.
- Not the way Feral flies! Back off, you vigilantes! The authorities are handling this! Fire on my order! I don't think that's a good idea, Feral.
We saw what happened when Callie hit it.
- He's right! - I'm in command here! I think he's blown us off.
Fire! Now he's done it! Those fools have given me three ways into Megakat Labs! - Normal weapons won't stop them! - You've made that abundantly clear, Feral.
They seem to be heading for the Biochemical Labs.
We'd better get there first! - Any idea what to throw at these guys? - How 'bout Feral? - Thanks to him we've got three to fight! - Then how come I only see two!? - Hey, where'd the other one go? - Use the X-ray Beam! - Oh no, one's going in the subway! - Gotta move fast! Oh no, too late! So, it doesn't like heat? Maybe it'll follow me onto this electrified rail and die! Bingo! - Razor, what is cookin' down there? - Fried bacteria! Rendezvous in 5 seconds.
3, 2, 1 Gotcha! - The other two giant zits are closin' in on Megakat Labs! - I can handle 'em.
They appear to be giant bacteria.
On such short notice, this is the best I could do.
It contains the most powerful antibiotics known.
Hopefully, it should stop them.
- It better work.
There heading right for us! - Don't worry! These windows are practically indestructible.
While the bacteria wreak havoc, I will raid the labs! I'm coming too! I don't want to be around here if this stuff doesn't work! - You're a coward, Manx.
- You don't get to be Mayor for ten terms, without being cautious! - Say 'A'! - One Megavolt Missile, away! - I thought you said this would work! - Give it time.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
- The SWAT Kats took care of that one, Feral.
- And I'll take care of the other! Got him! It worked! You were always an arrogant fool, Dr.
Zyme! My bacteria is immune to antibiotics! - Time for another Megavolt Missile! - Guess I'm one short! - You won't get away with this, Dr.
Viper! - No, Miss Briggs.
It's you who won't get away! - Callie! - Callie! Lead him onto the bridge, then double back! Now! Game's over, Dr.
Viper! Still one more play! - Miss Briggs, are you all right? - Yes, thanks to the SWAT Kats.
Whoever they are.
Thanks to them, half of Megakat City is without power! Hey, you know a better way to cook a giant bacteria? Looks like Burke and Murray have got a looooong day ahead of 'em.
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He's shreddin' those Enforcer choppers like an old scratchin' post! Guess it's up to the SWAT Kats to kick some tail! - Can ya get a lock on him? - Workin' on it.
Locked and loaded, T-Bone! One Octopus Missile, on its way! Sucker doesn't even see it comin'! He suckered us! How'd you miss him, sure-shot? That guy must have eyes in the back of his head.
Whoa, he does have eyes in the back of his head! No excuses.
You'll have to do better than that, SWAT Kats, to catch Morbulus! So, four-eyes wants to play canyon tag, huh? Crud! - He's goin' after the Megakat Refinery! - Head for that cloud bank, I've got an idea! I hope it's better than your aim.
Scratch one more refinery! Let's see if four-eyes has eyes under his head! Bingo! What'll it be, Razor? Dunk or deliver? Dunk! Belly flop? Mega-belly flop! Guess Feral and the Enforcers can handle it from here.
Keep away, Deputy Mayor! He could still be dangerous! Yes, he could be.
If he was here.
Looks like you've come up empty, Commander Feral.
And the SWAT Kats practically gave him to you! If they'd held Morbulus until we arrived, he'd be in custody right now! Mayor Manx, is this the end of what has been dubbed "The Refinery Reign of Terror?" Absolutely! The authorities have apprehended the villain! Mayor Manx, I'm afraid that's not the case.
- But Callie, you told me on the phone - You were obviously misinformed! Well, which is it, Commander? Do you have this wacko or don't you? Despite our valiant efforts, the villain managed to escape.
Although, we believe he may have drowned in the bay.
No way I'm gonna rot in some Megakat City prison! I'll put you to much better use than that! Chalk up another one for the SWAT Kats! - Nice flyin'.
- Nice shootin'.
Fun's over.
Back to the greasepit.
Let's see if we made the 5:00 news.
- Hey, there's Feral.
- Guy looks like he hasn't hit the litterbox in a week! Turn it up, I wanna here him take credit for what we did.
So you don't have Morbulus in custody? Due to the interference of the SWAT Kats, this is all we have of Morbulus at the moment! - What?! - What?! No one asked for their help and they allowed a dangerous criminal to escape! Escape?! We practically handed Feral a gift package! And if I ever find out who they are, I'll Aw, great.
Morbulus is gone, so's our TV! I need your help, guys.
This crate pinged all the way from Megakat Bay.
- What were you doin' there, Callie? - Didn't you guys hear? The SWAT Kats shot down Morbulus! They were magnificent! - Really? - They tore him right out of his plane! - Nu.
- Yes! But somehow Commander Feral managed to lose him - Yeah, so we heard.
When we had a TV.
- When can I pick up the car? Jake'll start on it right away.
You can wait for it, how 'bout some milk? I can't.
I've got to get back into town and help "his Honor" write his speech for tomorrow's park dedication.
I'll be happy to drive you.
No need.
Mayor Manx is waiting for me outside.
One of the, um, "perks" of being Deputy Mayor.
Thanks, Chance.
- Did you hear that? She's crazy about me! - Bye, Jake! So, this is the secret lab of the legendary Dr.
Viper.
Quite an eyeful, isn't it, Morbulus? Very impressive.
Looks like you've got everything a mad scientist needs, right here.
Everything except the rare biochemical compound known as Katalyst 99.
Well maybe I could help ya get it, doc.
We see eye to eye, Morbulus.
I do have need of someone to get me into Megakat Biochemical Labs! Megakat Labs? Are you outta your mind?! That building's impenetrable! Up until now.
What? What have you done to me?! I'm letting you help me! As a living test tube for my new bacteria strain! - No! - Yes! I have big plans for you! With your help, I will have Katalyst 99, and the power to destroy Megakat City! I'm not sure using these turbo plugs on Callie's engine is such a good idea, Chance.
I say she's gotta have extra horsepower in case of an emergency.
I say you're gonna blow the engine.
Jake, I'm a pilot.
I know what an engine can handle.
See? Purrs like a kitten.
Growls like a tiger! Blows like a volcano! Now what'll we tell Callie? I'll think of somethin'.
Problems, guys? Maybe we can add to 'em! Hit it, Murray! This makes my day, Burke! They come a long way from bein' pilots.
A looooong way down! Sign here.
Here's your copy! We'll tell Commander Feral, you sent your love! Adios, amigos! "This makes my day!".
If those dipsticks knew we built the Turbokat outta stuff like this.
They'd cough up a hairball! Check it out.
We can drop this baby under Callie's hood.
With a little modification, of course.
And I think I found our new TV! What's goin' on out here? Get away! I'll teach you to tamper with my experiment! And now that you've had your breakfast, it's time to begin our commute into Megakat City, by sewer.
Follow me! As Mayor of Megakat City, I am proud to dedicate this beautiful new park, which bears my name.
That Callie sure is pretty.
Yeah, but she'll be pretty mad if we don't get her car running.
From the new Manx Municipal Park, this is Ann Gora for Kat's Eye News.
What in the !? Quick, get a shot of that! It's every kat for himself! - Better let me drive, Mayor! - Just get me out of here! - Hey, that's Callie! - Out of my way, slimeball! Let's hit it! Come on, Mayor! Hurry! - Relax, Mayor.
The Enforcers are here, now! - So are the SWAT Kats! - Looks like Callie's safe.
- Not the way Feral flies! Back off, you vigilantes! The authorities are handling this! Fire on my order! I don't think that's a good idea, Feral.
We saw what happened when Callie hit it.
- He's right! - I'm in command here! I think he's blown us off.
Fire! Now he's done it! Those fools have given me three ways into Megakat Labs! - Normal weapons won't stop them! - You've made that abundantly clear, Feral.
They seem to be heading for the Biochemical Labs.
We'd better get there first! - Any idea what to throw at these guys? - How 'bout Feral? - Thanks to him we've got three to fight! - Then how come I only see two!? - Hey, where'd the other one go? - Use the X-ray Beam! - Oh no, one's going in the subway! - Gotta move fast! Oh no, too late! So, it doesn't like heat? Maybe it'll follow me onto this electrified rail and die! Bingo! - Razor, what is cookin' down there? - Fried bacteria! Rendezvous in 5 seconds.
3, 2, 1 Gotcha! - The other two giant zits are closin' in on Megakat Labs! - I can handle 'em.
They appear to be giant bacteria.
On such short notice, this is the best I could do.
It contains the most powerful antibiotics known.
Hopefully, it should stop them.
- It better work.
There heading right for us! - Don't worry! These windows are practically indestructible.
While the bacteria wreak havoc, I will raid the labs! I'm coming too! I don't want to be around here if this stuff doesn't work! - You're a coward, Manx.
- You don't get to be Mayor for ten terms, without being cautious! - Say 'A'! - One Megavolt Missile, away! - I thought you said this would work! - Give it time.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
- The SWAT Kats took care of that one, Feral.
- And I'll take care of the other! Got him! It worked! You were always an arrogant fool, Dr.
Zyme! My bacteria is immune to antibiotics! - Time for another Megavolt Missile! - Guess I'm one short! - You won't get away with this, Dr.
Viper! - No, Miss Briggs.
It's you who won't get away! - Callie! - Callie! Lead him onto the bridge, then double back! Now! Game's over, Dr.
Viper! Still one more play! - Miss Briggs, are you all right? - Yes, thanks to the SWAT Kats.
Whoever they are.
Thanks to them, half of Megakat City is without power! Hey, you know a better way to cook a giant bacteria? Looks like Burke and Murray have got a looooong day ahead of 'em.
Text K.
Sandberg