The Adventures of Kid Danger (2018) s01e02 Episode Script
Game of Drones
1 [exciting music.]
# Oh here we go up the tubes # Fighting crime is what we do A superhero and his sidekick with a plan Who's the one behind the mask Who can move super fast? - # It's Kid Danger # - And look! It's Captain Man - # So come along # - All: # Come along # It's "The Adventures of Kid Danger" - # This is the song # - All: # This is the song # For "The Adventures of Kid Danger" - # I'm okay # - Feels good.
[buzzing.]
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Aw, watch this! Watch this! - Make it turn! - Fly like a monkey! - Aw, this is crazy! - [laughs.]
- It's glorious.
Check out my somersaults.
[buzzing.]
- Ah.
- Whoa! What the heck? [all laughing.]
- Look at her! Hey, look at her face! It's funny that it happened.
I'm glad it happened.
[high pitched whirring, electricity crackling.]
[powers down, clatters.]
- Charlotte! - My precious! [breathing heavily.]
It's okay, my little drone.
Uncle Schwozy will fix you with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
[inhaling dramatically and blowing.]
- Charlotte! - We needed that drone for the Swellview Drone Dash today.
Ray, haven't you lost the Drone Dash for the past 13 years? [stammers.]
That's not my fault.
I only lose because that evil Dr.
Minyak - always enters the race.
- Yeah, we'll go with that.
- [stammers angrily.]
- Well, don't worry.
We're not gonna lose this year.
- Mm-hmm.
- And clear! [electricity surges.]
- Uh, Schwoz? Just a little more.
[high-pitched squeal.]
Again! Clear! [explosion.]
[screaming.]
[grunts.]
[groans, grunts.]
[thumping.]
[electricity crackles.]
- Schwoz, are you hurt? - Yes.
Badly.
- Well, that rips it.
Now we can't compete in the Drone Dash Ah, yes we can.
- Here's a drone piece.
- Ray.
- And here's another one.
- Ray.
- See? It's like a puzzle.
- Ray.
- Ray.
- A fun, fun puzzle.
- And now I just - Ray.
- Just put these together - Ray.
- And [stammering.]
- Ray.
Get some glue! [sobs.]
Oh, come on.
- It's a - [grunts.]
- Thank you.
- Wait! an idea just pooped in my head.
- Gross.
- Come, everyone, to the tubes! [spirited instrumental music.]
Whee! Don't squeeze me so hard.
Up the tube.
[music.]
Schwoz, get out of my pockets! No, let me see what you have.
[giggles.]
[music.]
Wait.
Wh what happened to Charlotte? - Charlotte? - Where am I? I guess she got lost somewhere up in all those tubes.
So, Schwoz, why'd you bring us to the Man Hangar? - Do you have a new drone for us? - I sure do! [dramatic tones.]
And there she is! Dude, we can't use something that gimongous in the Drone Dash.
I know.
Just wait.
[grunts.]
[laughs.]
- Both: Whoa.
- Wait.
What're you doing with that? [high-pitched whirring.]
- Sha-boom! - Whoa! - Wow! - Holy drone.
- What? That is perfect.
Yeah.
[sniffs.]
Smells good.
- So where are the controls? - Inside the ship.
Wha if they're inside the ship, how am I supposed to fly the ship? Whoa! What're you dooh, no! Ha! Look! It's tiny Henry! [both laugh.]
Schwoz, you better biggify me, right now! No, no.
See, now that you are puny and tiny, you can get inside the drone.
Y-you mean I fly it? Myself? Yeah.
You'll be just like a jet pilot.
Only teeny tiny.
Well, okay.
[chuckles.]
But first, it's time for you and me to become He and He.
[exciting music.]
Here, Henry, chew this teeny tiny little piece of gum.
Then blow an itsy bitsy bubble.
I know what to do.
[both chewing.]
[music.]
Up the tube.
Whoa.
Ooh, I'm teeny, and I'm in a drone.
Ha! Small.
Come on.
My goodness, it's an exciting day here in Swellview Park because the 14th annual Drone Dash - is about to begin.
- That's right, Trent, and it looks like all the heavyweights in drone racing are here.
[gasps.]
Oh, I see Sidney and Oliver.
[sighs.]
Use more thumb.
And, look, over there.
There's Jasper Dunlop with his drone.
Hey, Piper, look! I gave my drone hair that matches mine.
I call him "Jasper Drone-lop.
" I don't care about your hairy drone! [whispers.]
I love you.
Also competing this year, we have local lopsided school teacher, Miss Shapen.
Ah! Oh, and of course, what Drone Dash would be complete without Swellview's very own hometown bad boy? He's fresh out of Swellview Prison.
Dr.
Minyak! [all booing.]
Who's booing? Who dares to boo me? - Everyone! - I demand to know Hey, no butterflies on my drone! [squeals.]
[blaster fires.]
What th Too surprised to finish the word "the"? It's Captain Man! [all cheering.]
Shut up! Don't clap and cheer for Captain Man.
Too late.
They already did.
Hey, where's Kid Danger? Uh, I don't know where Kid Danger is.
All I know for sure is that my drone has always been this size, and, uh, obviously, I wouldn't shake it like this if there was a person inside of it.
[shouting.]
No one cares about your drone, Captain Moron.
[gasps.]
I always beat you at this Drone Dash, and this year will be no exception.
Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you didn't hear about this fortune I found while eating a Chinese cookie.
See? It says Well, perhaps you should read my fortune from a Chinese cookie that I recently ate.
Let's see what this says.
[mutters.]
Pfft.
Well, that could mean anything.
Come on, Drone.
With no one inside you.
Psht.
You lie bad.
[exciting music.]
Cool Drone.
Where's your remote control? Oh, uh [flies buzzing.]
Herehere it is.
Right here.
- That looks like a shoe.
- Your mom looks like a shoe.
Yeah.
Let's go, Mary.
Get it on.
Bang a gong.
[gong sounds.]
I did it.
Let the Drone Dash begin.
[pops.]
[crowd cheering.]
[dramatic music.]
Okay, Henry, you're cool.
Feeling good.
[laughs.]
Excuse me, Dr.
Minyak.
See ya! Whoo! What the Come on, Drone! Make Momma Shapen proud! Zoom! Zoom! Zoom! Ahh! Whoa! - Ah! - [grunts.]
- [groans, cries.]
- Sidney! Sidney, way to break my drone with your boy belly.
[groans.]
Well, I think it's time to eliminate more of the competition.
- [whimpers.]
- Ooh, pardon me, competitor.
[whimpers.]
You have no idea # What's about to happen # And there's the honey.
- Now prepare to be sweetened.
- Sweetened? [music.]
- Oh, no! - It looks like Dr.
Minyak's drone is spewing honey all over Oliver's drone.
Oh, oh, oh I'm flying sticky.
And now let's see if you can bear this.
[bear growls.]
Ooh, and that's bye-bye Oliver.
Defeat, we dance again.
- Really, Minyak? - [humming.]
Honey? Bears? You make me sick.
I will also make you lose.
Gah! He always twists it around on me.
[music.]
Ah, man, here comes Minyak.
Now, lasers! [lasers whirring, blasters firing.]
[shouting.]
- No! - Oh, and Jasper's drone gets a taste of laser.
Oh, my my drone's out of control.
[grunting.]
- Ah! - Gulp.
[audience exclaims.]
[clown nose honks.]
Oh, wow, Jasper Drone-lop is out of the race, and so are three other drones that we don't need to address specifically.
And that leaves only two drones left in this Drone Dash.
Dr.
Minyak's and Captain Man's.
You play dirty, Minyak.
Real dirty.
I'll show you dirty.
Twist and ha! [music.]
[yelps.]
Oh, my, what's that protrusion? Well, it seems that Dr.
Minyak's drone has sprouted some kind of spinning weapon.
Oh no! I'm gonna be spun-punctured.
[metal churning.]
Hey, is it me or is Captain Man's drone getting bigger? [crowd gasping, murmuring.]
Ah, jeez.
I think Schwoz's shrink effect is wearing off.
What? What did you say? Oh, oh, I I just said, uh, I flink Bloz's swinkleflect is splaring floff.
Well, soon you'll be splaring floff your swinkleflect! I don't think so.
[yelping.]
I'm embiggening! [clanking.]
Great snot! And now up we go.
[whirring.]
And down.
No-no-no-no! Wait-wait-wait! You're over my drone! [crash.]
[sobbing.]
And up.
And down.
And now, let's win this thing.
Yeah.
[rousing music.]
And Captain Man's gimongous drone wins! [screaming.]
Dag-nabbit! Yeah.
[crowd cheering.]
Wait.
Why is your gimongous drone hovering over me? Uhnot sure.
Now, let's try this button.
What the No! I hate fudge! Captain Man, here's your trophy.
Thank you, Trent.
I earned this.
Okay, Captain Man, let's go home.
[music.]
- Oh.
Bye! - Okay, buh-bye.
[crowd cheering.]
Excellent work today, Kid Danger.
- You did good.
- Eh, so did you.
Nah, you were the one who dropped all the fudge on Dr.
Minyak.
[chuckles.]
Well, guess what? - What? - That wasn't fudge.
[both laugh.]
- Oh, man! - You see what I did there? I know what you're talking about! - We're flying into the sun! - Ahh! [exciting music.]
# Oh here we go up the tubes # Fighting crime is what we do A superhero and his sidekick with a plan Who's the one behind the mask Who can move super fast? - # It's Kid Danger # - And look! It's Captain Man - # So come along # - All: # Come along # It's "The Adventures of Kid Danger" - # This is the song # - All: # This is the song # For "The Adventures of Kid Danger" - # I'm okay # - Feels good.
[buzzing.]
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Aw, watch this! Watch this! - Make it turn! - Fly like a monkey! - Aw, this is crazy! - [laughs.]
- It's glorious.
Check out my somersaults.
[buzzing.]
- Ah.
- Whoa! What the heck? [all laughing.]
- Look at her! Hey, look at her face! It's funny that it happened.
I'm glad it happened.
[high pitched whirring, electricity crackling.]
[powers down, clatters.]
- Charlotte! - My precious! [breathing heavily.]
It's okay, my little drone.
Uncle Schwozy will fix you with mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
[inhaling dramatically and blowing.]
- Charlotte! - We needed that drone for the Swellview Drone Dash today.
Ray, haven't you lost the Drone Dash for the past 13 years? [stammers.]
That's not my fault.
I only lose because that evil Dr.
Minyak - always enters the race.
- Yeah, we'll go with that.
- [stammers angrily.]
- Well, don't worry.
We're not gonna lose this year.
- Mm-hmm.
- And clear! [electricity surges.]
- Uh, Schwoz? Just a little more.
[high-pitched squeal.]
Again! Clear! [explosion.]
[screaming.]
[grunts.]
[groans, grunts.]
[thumping.]
[electricity crackles.]
- Schwoz, are you hurt? - Yes.
Badly.
- Well, that rips it.
Now we can't compete in the Drone Dash Ah, yes we can.
- Here's a drone piece.
- Ray.
- And here's another one.
- Ray.
- See? It's like a puzzle.
- Ray.
- Ray.
- A fun, fun puzzle.
- And now I just - Ray.
- Just put these together - Ray.
- And [stammering.]
- Ray.
Get some glue! [sobs.]
Oh, come on.
- It's a - [grunts.]
- Thank you.
- Wait! an idea just pooped in my head.
- Gross.
- Come, everyone, to the tubes! [spirited instrumental music.]
Whee! Don't squeeze me so hard.
Up the tube.
[music.]
Schwoz, get out of my pockets! No, let me see what you have.
[giggles.]
[music.]
Wait.
Wh what happened to Charlotte? - Charlotte? - Where am I? I guess she got lost somewhere up in all those tubes.
So, Schwoz, why'd you bring us to the Man Hangar? - Do you have a new drone for us? - I sure do! [dramatic tones.]
And there she is! Dude, we can't use something that gimongous in the Drone Dash.
I know.
Just wait.
[grunts.]
[laughs.]
- Both: Whoa.
- Wait.
What're you doing with that? [high-pitched whirring.]
- Sha-boom! - Whoa! - Wow! - Holy drone.
- What? That is perfect.
Yeah.
[sniffs.]
Smells good.
- So where are the controls? - Inside the ship.
Wha if they're inside the ship, how am I supposed to fly the ship? Whoa! What're you dooh, no! Ha! Look! It's tiny Henry! [both laugh.]
Schwoz, you better biggify me, right now! No, no.
See, now that you are puny and tiny, you can get inside the drone.
Y-you mean I fly it? Myself? Yeah.
You'll be just like a jet pilot.
Only teeny tiny.
Well, okay.
[chuckles.]
But first, it's time for you and me to become He and He.
[exciting music.]
Here, Henry, chew this teeny tiny little piece of gum.
Then blow an itsy bitsy bubble.
I know what to do.
[both chewing.]
[music.]
Up the tube.
Whoa.
Ooh, I'm teeny, and I'm in a drone.
Ha! Small.
Come on.
My goodness, it's an exciting day here in Swellview Park because the 14th annual Drone Dash - is about to begin.
- That's right, Trent, and it looks like all the heavyweights in drone racing are here.
[gasps.]
Oh, I see Sidney and Oliver.
[sighs.]
Use more thumb.
And, look, over there.
There's Jasper Dunlop with his drone.
Hey, Piper, look! I gave my drone hair that matches mine.
I call him "Jasper Drone-lop.
" I don't care about your hairy drone! [whispers.]
I love you.
Also competing this year, we have local lopsided school teacher, Miss Shapen.
Ah! Oh, and of course, what Drone Dash would be complete without Swellview's very own hometown bad boy? He's fresh out of Swellview Prison.
Dr.
Minyak! [all booing.]
Who's booing? Who dares to boo me? - Everyone! - I demand to know Hey, no butterflies on my drone! [squeals.]
[blaster fires.]
What th Too surprised to finish the word "the"? It's Captain Man! [all cheering.]
Shut up! Don't clap and cheer for Captain Man.
Too late.
They already did.
Hey, where's Kid Danger? Uh, I don't know where Kid Danger is.
All I know for sure is that my drone has always been this size, and, uh, obviously, I wouldn't shake it like this if there was a person inside of it.
[shouting.]
No one cares about your drone, Captain Moron.
[gasps.]
I always beat you at this Drone Dash, and this year will be no exception.
Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you didn't hear about this fortune I found while eating a Chinese cookie.
See? It says Well, perhaps you should read my fortune from a Chinese cookie that I recently ate.
Let's see what this says.
[mutters.]
Pfft.
Well, that could mean anything.
Come on, Drone.
With no one inside you.
Psht.
You lie bad.
[exciting music.]
Cool Drone.
Where's your remote control? Oh, uh [flies buzzing.]
Herehere it is.
Right here.
- That looks like a shoe.
- Your mom looks like a shoe.
Yeah.
Let's go, Mary.
Get it on.
Bang a gong.
[gong sounds.]
I did it.
Let the Drone Dash begin.
[pops.]
[crowd cheering.]
[dramatic music.]
Okay, Henry, you're cool.
Feeling good.
[laughs.]
Excuse me, Dr.
Minyak.
See ya! Whoo! What the Come on, Drone! Make Momma Shapen proud! Zoom! Zoom! Zoom! Ahh! Whoa! - Ah! - [grunts.]
- [groans, cries.]
- Sidney! Sidney, way to break my drone with your boy belly.
[groans.]
Well, I think it's time to eliminate more of the competition.
- [whimpers.]
- Ooh, pardon me, competitor.
[whimpers.]
You have no idea # What's about to happen # And there's the honey.
- Now prepare to be sweetened.
- Sweetened? [music.]
- Oh, no! - It looks like Dr.
Minyak's drone is spewing honey all over Oliver's drone.
Oh, oh, oh I'm flying sticky.
And now let's see if you can bear this.
[bear growls.]
Ooh, and that's bye-bye Oliver.
Defeat, we dance again.
- Really, Minyak? - [humming.]
Honey? Bears? You make me sick.
I will also make you lose.
Gah! He always twists it around on me.
[music.]
Ah, man, here comes Minyak.
Now, lasers! [lasers whirring, blasters firing.]
[shouting.]
- No! - Oh, and Jasper's drone gets a taste of laser.
Oh, my my drone's out of control.
[grunting.]
- Ah! - Gulp.
[audience exclaims.]
[clown nose honks.]
Oh, wow, Jasper Drone-lop is out of the race, and so are three other drones that we don't need to address specifically.
And that leaves only two drones left in this Drone Dash.
Dr.
Minyak's and Captain Man's.
You play dirty, Minyak.
Real dirty.
I'll show you dirty.
Twist and ha! [music.]
[yelps.]
Oh, my, what's that protrusion? Well, it seems that Dr.
Minyak's drone has sprouted some kind of spinning weapon.
Oh no! I'm gonna be spun-punctured.
[metal churning.]
Hey, is it me or is Captain Man's drone getting bigger? [crowd gasping, murmuring.]
Ah, jeez.
I think Schwoz's shrink effect is wearing off.
What? What did you say? Oh, oh, I I just said, uh, I flink Bloz's swinkleflect is splaring floff.
Well, soon you'll be splaring floff your swinkleflect! I don't think so.
[yelping.]
I'm embiggening! [clanking.]
Great snot! And now up we go.
[whirring.]
And down.
No-no-no-no! Wait-wait-wait! You're over my drone! [crash.]
[sobbing.]
And up.
And down.
And now, let's win this thing.
Yeah.
[rousing music.]
And Captain Man's gimongous drone wins! [screaming.]
Dag-nabbit! Yeah.
[crowd cheering.]
Wait.
Why is your gimongous drone hovering over me? Uhnot sure.
Now, let's try this button.
What the No! I hate fudge! Captain Man, here's your trophy.
Thank you, Trent.
I earned this.
Okay, Captain Man, let's go home.
[music.]
- Oh.
Bye! - Okay, buh-bye.
[crowd cheering.]
Excellent work today, Kid Danger.
- You did good.
- Eh, so did you.
Nah, you were the one who dropped all the fudge on Dr.
Minyak.
[chuckles.]
Well, guess what? - What? - That wasn't fudge.
[both laugh.]
- Oh, man! - You see what I did there? I know what you're talking about! - We're flying into the sun! - Ahh! [exciting music.]