The Dress Up Gang (2019) s01e02 Episode Script

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And Donny, if you would just
breathe in for me.
Donny, you're in very, very,
very good shape.
It's that maybe you
have a little cold.
- Hey, Doc.
- Yes, sir.
Can I ask you something?
Sure, you can, Donny.
Go ahead.
Is Sigourney Weaver
attractive?
Yeah.
Sigourney Weaver is attractive,
yes.
In her own way.
So kind of like
Linda Hamilton?
Yeah.
Kind of like Linda Hamilton.
Okay, that's what I thought.
Thanks, doc.
You know what
I will do for you?
I'll recommend
some Sigourney Weaver movies.
Let's see
"The Year of Living
Dangerously."
I don't know if you've ever
been to Jakarta,
but this movie
takes place in Jakarta.
And you will get a real sense
of the chaos and the violence
of democracy.
Ah, Cory.
I see you're using
the head-tingler
I recommended for your anxiety.
Oh, yeah.
This thing works wonders.
Well, don't let it
get too wonderful for you.
Some things are meant
to be used in moderation.
Well, I've got it
under control.
Listen, there's
something I should tell you
before I leave.
Donny asked me
if Sigourney Weaver
is attractive.
And what did you say?
I said, "Yes, she's
attractive in her own way."
Good.
I hope I didn't
cross a line here.
No, um
No, I just wonder
why Donny didn't feel like
he could come to me first.
Yeah.
Well, I just thought
you should know.
- All right, thanks, Doc.
- You got it.
Hey, pal, what are you up to?
Oh, I'm just on OkCupid.
Ooh.
Got a hot date?
No, not really.
Listen, um
I was speaking with
Doctor Amours in the kitchen,
and he said that you had
some questions for him.
About Sigourney Weaver.
Yeah.
Okay, well
I just wanted to check in,
and make sure he was able to
clear everything up for you.
Well I guess I'm still
a little confused.
See, this is why I wish you'd
just come to me first, pal.
I tried, but you were using
your head-tingler
and you just zoned out.
I don't remember that.
Ever since you've been
using that thing
you just you're always zonked.
I'm always zonked.
Does that look zonked to you?
No.
So you're not zonked right now?
- No, no I'm not zonked.
- Really?
No, I pal
This is just for stress.
I just use it when I need
to relax a little bit,
but I'm here.
I'm present.
Okay.
Well
ever since I got on OkCupid
and I matched with Sigourney
If you ever need me ♪
I will always ♪
Oh, you got to be kidding me.
I'm listening.
Yeah.
It was great talking to you
for about 20 seconds.
This is ridiculous.
You may be near ♪
Or even on some ♪
Foreign shore ♪
Just say the word ♪
And I'll be at your door ♪
What are you doing in my room?
I saw you canceled
your date with Sigourney.
I'm sorry I was
too zonked earlier
to answer your questions.
Where's the tingler?
I threw it in the trash.
Look
realizing you have feelings
for Sigourney Weaver
for the first time can be
pretty darn confusing.
I remember the first time I had
feelings for Sigourney Weaver.
I had rented
the "Alien" trilogy.
She had that shaved head.
She was walking around
in that power-loader.
She was grappling
with that queen alien
and I thought "I have never seen
a woman like this before."
She was empowered.
It was confusing.
But I liked it.
Yeah, I like it too.
But you're still confused.
I'm confused why
a girl like that
would want to go out
with a guy like me.
I mean, she's so cool,
and her arms are so strong.
And I'm just a big ol' wimp.
Well, I don't think
you're a wimp.
Just earlier today I almost
socked you in the face,
and you didn't even flinch.
Yeah, but that's just 'cause
I was paralyzed with fear.
Well, you could have
fooled me.
And besides,
even if you are a wimp,
opposites attract.
Well, it's too late anyways.
We were supposed to
meet up at 8:00.
Well, she might have
got a message asking
if you could move it to 9:00.
I wonder who that could be.
What's going on?
There's a beautiful
67-year-old woman
out there on a motorcycle.
Kobe
It's the end of an era.
Kobe, come back.
After 20 years of excellence,
Kobe Bryant finally retires.
- Kobe
- It's the end of an era.
Kobe Bryant finally retires.
Kobe, come back.
It's the end of an era.
How will the Lakers compete
without Kobe?
Will they ever
return to greatness?
Kobe!
Are you okay?
Yeah.
I had the Kobe dream again.
Same one I've been having
since he retired.
Um, sorry if I woke you up.
No, it's okay.
I couldn't sleep anyways.
Well, I tell you what
why don't you go upstairs
and hop in bed, and I'll come
up there with some warm milk
and some sleeping pills.
Okay.
So, how come you can't sleep?
I'm so excited for tomorrow.
Frankie's getting out of jail.
Oh, I was wondering
where Frankie's been.
Well, are you guys going to do
something fun to celebrate?
We're gonna go to the
woods and take mushrooms.
That sounds like fun.
Well.
I'll let you get some rest.
Hey, Cory.
Can I ask you something?
Sure.
Are stems stronger than caps?
Oh, I'd say
they're both equally strong
maybe just in different ways.
I think caps tend to be more
for visuals while
stems might be
a little more for
audio.
Well, I guess you'll
find out tomorrow.
So, you guys all excited for
your big day at the woods?
- Both: Yup.
- Sure you don't want to come?
Oh, no I've got
some emotional stuff
I've been pushing down,
I probably don't want coming up.
Okay, see you, Cor.
All right, thanks, Cor.
Don't forget to take
vitamin C
To enhance
the visuals, we know.
So, how's Donny?
Donny's doing great.
In fact, he and Frankie
are at the woods
right now tripping on mushrooms.
Wow, that sounds like fun.
- So, how's Ava?
- Oh. My poor dog.
She's been a little sick,
and I'm having to
give her this medicine,
and she just hates it.
It breaks my heart.
I have to force it
down her throat.
Ugh, man, I feel like a bad mom.
Now you knock that off.
You're being a great mother.
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
I have courtside tickets
for the Lakers game
Tuesday night,
and I'm going to be shooting
out of town so I thought,
why don't you take Donny?
Well, that's very sweet
of you, but
I think courtside is a little
closer to the Lakers
than I care to be right now.
You're still having
a hard time since Kobe retired.
Yeah.
But you know, they do have a
lot of nice young pieces.
Oh, it's an email from Donny.
It's urgent.
Dear Cory, I hope this email
reaches you soon.
I would've called, but I know
you don't have a cell phone.
I need your help.
Frankie ran away.
Things were going great
at first.
We were laughing a lot.
We even got some cool visuals.
But then Frankie started
talking about jail,
and how it
made him feel trapped,
and how he feels
trapped by life in general,
and how the man wants us
to feel trapped,
so he holds us down
and force-feeds us
his Western drugs so we'll
smile and act happy.
I don't know what the last
part means, but
I think he's having a bad trip.
He stared at me for a second
and then he just ran away.
We gotta find him Cory.
If he's not back
by 7:00 p.m. tonight,
he violates his parole and
he'll have to go back to jail.
If you come, you'll find me
hanging from a rope swing
over the old pine trail.
But be careful.
The ground is hot lava.
Your roommate, your friend
Donny!
How you doing, pal?
You okay?
I kind of had some weird
thoughts earlier, but
I'm okay.
Still no sign of Frankie?
I'm worried about him.
I know you are.
You're a good friend.
What are we going to do?
We are going
to hippie-flip him.
What's hippie-flip?
Hippie-flipping is
when you do shrooms
and this.
What's that?
It's thizz.
It's molly, pure MDMA.
I had some in
the earthquake kit.
- Hm.
- It makes you feel euphoric.
And that's why we need to find
Frankie and give it to him.
If he takes this, it will make
that bad trip just
go away.
But we have to act fast.
Now let's tie these blankets
around our waists.
We don't want Donny
running off like Frankie did.
Andie, I'd like you to
hold onto the thizz for me.
I don't trust myself.
It's too tempting.
All right, let's head out.
Frank!
Hey, Frank!
Come on, pal!
Come on, Frank!
- Frank!
- Frankie!
Frankie!
Hold on, hold on.
We're never gonna find Frankie
just walking around aimlessly.
Now, if we want to find Frankie,
we gotta think like Frankie.
That's it.
What are you doing?
I'm going to eat
these mushrooms
and induce a bad trip.
Just like Frankie.
You sure that's a good idea?
I mean, you got a lot
of dark thoughts.
I know I do.
And that's why it's gonna work.
Well, maybe I could have
a bad trip.
I appreciate that, pal, but,
let's face it.
You don't have a negative
thought in your head.
Yes, I do.
In fact,
I'll have a negative thought
right now.
I'm imagining
a cute baby wildebeest.
But guess what.
He's about to get eaten
by a cheetah.
A full-grown male.
Cheetah's not gonna have to
eat for a week after this one.
Donny, I don't think
for one minute
you're going to let
that wildebeest get eaten.
Are you?
No.
His uncle is coming to save him.
Because he loves him.
And he thinks he has
a lot of potential.
Then let Andie do it.
Anybody but you, Cory.
I don't think I could have
a bad trip.
I have to tell you I took a
little bit of the fizz thizz.
Jesus.
Sorry.
You see?
It's gotta be me.
When these mushrooms kick in,
I'll have a bad trip.
You two just hold on tight
and follow my lead.
With any luck,
we'll find Frankie.
We're gonna find him.
This is gonna work.
And if it doesn't,
we're gonna have a lot of fun.
It's done.
Now what do we do?
We wait.
Whoa, look.
Hm?
Look at that tree.
It looks like it's
pulsing.
Looks like it's breathing.
It's here.
Is retiring.
And the final time
Follow me.
We go this way.
Nope this way.
And for the final time,
number 24
Right?
I'm glad Kobe retired.
Kobe was too old.
It's the end of an era.
What is this?
Is Kobe ever going
to come back?
Honestly, I don't know.
Without Kobe.
- It's the end of an era.
- He finally retired.
I'm glad Kobe retired.
Hey!
It's Frankie's shoes.
Ooh, yeah.
Okay.
So they don't have Kobe.
They're still the greatest
franchise in sports.
They're the Lakers.
Yeah.
They got some intriguing
young pieces.
Count on me
For now ♪
The flavors change ♪
But seasons never do ♪
Hey I'll do me ♪
And you'll do you ♪
Hey, Frank.
Hey, Cor.
How you doing, pal?
I don't think
I'm supposed to be in here.
Yeah, well
why don't you come
out here and
hang out with me
and Andie and Donny?
I'm trapped.
Yeah.
That's what it looks like.
But we're here to set you free.
Hey, Frank, I'm gonna
come a little closer.
Careful.
Just give me
a little bit of slack.
All right, Frank, I'm just
gonna keep on coming, okay?
Come on out, bud.
Look what I got.
It's molly.
If you ever need me ♪
I will always be around ♪
If you're ever lonesome ♪
You can count on me ♪
You may be near ♪
Here you go.
Or even on
some foreign shores ♪
Just say the word ♪
And I'll be at ♪
Your door ♪
Because of what he meant
to my childhood.
I was too young to watch
Michael Jordan
so, to me, he's the best ever.
I said, "I love you, Kobe."
Oh, I'm gonna miss him a lot.
I'm not even gonna
come to any more Laker games.
He's not here.
There's nothing left for me.
Could I be that lucky ♪
Could I be ♪
So tell me that ♪
I have a chance ♪