The Girls at the Back (2022) s01e02 Episode Script

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A NETFLIX SERIES
Hello, all you lost souls.
Okay, as you likely know,
'cause I've told you,
I'm sure, once or twice before,
my libido is nonexistent.
And my therapist said I should know
that it's due to the anti-depression meds.
But it's tough.
It's been hard to, um
to have an orgasm.
And so, I'm gonna figure out
a way to solve it.
Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun! ♪
It's the clitoris sucker.
Let's see now. Oh!
Okay, might not be the most discreet.
It's supposed to have a silent mode,
but this isn't exactly silent.
But you know what? That's okay.
Let's just embrace self-pleasure,
and get rid of all of these taboos.
All right. So if you're trying
to stay quiet for,
well, whoever
Well, you know,
you can always say that
that you're brushing your teeth
with an electric toothbrush,
which sorta sounds like it.
Let's give it a whirl. Let's see.
Wow, okay. Hmm.
You have to start off gently. Mm-hmm?
Don't rev it to the max right away.
Let's see now.
Two. Two's a good speed.
I'm going up and down,
finding my favorite spot.
It's, um a nice sensation.
And pleasant.
It's different, uh,
from your typical vibrator.
It
It's just that it's hard to talk
with this on here.
- Mm. Okay.
- Yes.
I think I can take it up to three.
Yep. Mm.
I can do three.
Good.
Shall we try four?
- Mm.
- Okay.
I think that we can.
Think we can take it?
- Yes.
- Oh no. Too much.
Too much. Ooh. Whoa.
Turn it one down. There.
Very good.
Did you do everything?
Did you try every combination possible?
Uh Bah, bah
My God, we did. We actually did.
Wait. Would a threesome count,
or would that be cheating?
Nah, it's like when I smother cheese
onto some broccoli so Daniela eats it.
Well, yeah. I mean,
with that kinda mishmash,
I guess you could say
it's a little bit easier.
But the bottom line is
that I ate the damn broccoli.
Huh? Now there you go.
Mission accomplished.
Hold it. What about you?
We thought you ditched us,
but it turns out you didn't.
She didn't even sleep here. So tell us!
Mm. Remember the ladies
from the bachelorette crew?
How could we forget 'em?
They were acting crazy.
- Did you hook up with one of 'em?
- No!
- Just with the bride.
- No way.
Oh yeah!
There you go.
You made the most of it until the end.
- You minx. I can't believe that.
- No, no. I'm not a minx.
- I got drugged.
- What?
Not from her. She didn't.
All her friends,
they spiked the drink she was having.
I took a few swigs, and
and then we were in her hotel room.
- And then?
- No idea.
I can't I swear,
I don't even know what her name is.
- It really suits you.
- Oh yeah? Really?
- Mm, it's hot.
- Hmm?
Yeah, but I Can I get it back?
- Now you want it back?
- Yeah.
Oh, there it goes. I'm gonna swallow it.
I'm swallowing it. I'm swallowing.
- Who the fuck needs a piercing?
- Okay, now fuck me.
I would say it was fairly enjoyable.
Oh, it was "fairly," she says.
My ass. You loved it.
Hold on. But I think it helped me,
um, deal with some trauma.
You know, Rubén.
He never cared for
- This.
- The broccoli?
Can we stop calling pussy "broccoli"?
The fuck is that, huh?
I don't know. I mean,
I thought it always Pfft, it tasted bad.
Before doing it,
I'd go to the bathroom and use Chilly Gel.
- Which smells so great.
- Amazing.
And I'd go down on him
to see if, that way, he'd go down on me.
- Of course.
- But nothing.
- I had a huge complex about that.
- Ah.
Okay, but what are you
are you getting at?
- Well, all of a sudden
- Mm-hmm?
- This girl started going
- down on me.
- Ah, by the way.
- Yeah?
My name's Pilu.
Pilu. Nice to meet you.
- You too.
- I'm Carolina.
Pilu. That's her name. Pilu.
Pilu the peckish.
And I guess
that's how you keep a promise, huh?
A woman that hasn't been with anyone
except the father of her two kids goes
and she eats the pussy
of a bachelorette. All right.
Bravo.
No. Actually, she ate me out.
I just fingered her a little. But yeah.
Oh, of course.
Repeating the patterns
of her lord and master.
- Well done. So appropriate, Carol.
- I feel awful about it, you guys.
You feel awful? Why?
What do you mean, "Why?"
Because I cheated on Rubén.
- No. What?
- No?
No. 'Cause nothing we do here
has anything to do with the outside world.
- It stays with us.
- I feel awful.
Like, giggling with my friends.
And then giving you all the juicy details
as if it were nothing.
God, what a clusterfuck.
I'm not like this.
No, but you are like this, Carol.
You've always been like this.
You're just now remembering
that you've been here.
- You just gotta let loose.
- What are you talkin' about?
Okay.
Carol, check.
Olga, check. Leo, you go.
I don't like most people. No, thanks.
I can't stand being touched.
I don't like dancing,
much less acting like an idiot.
If I'm dancing like crazy in the middle
and making a total fool of myself
with the ugliest girl
If that doesn't count,
I'll put a bullet in my head.
I think I passed my lesbian experience
with flying colors.
Are you not gonna mention
your make-out session?
Excuse me? Make-out session?
You know what's good
about ugly women like me?
- What?
- That we're exclusive.
Exclusive.
- And you know another good thing?
- What?
Since we have fewer opportunities,
when we get one, we give it our all.
'Kay, but I am not an opportunity.
No. I'm an opportunity for you.
Yeah, sure, whatever.
Nah. Nah.
Okay, fine.
I made out with her.
- Christ.
- I told you!
I totally erased it from my mind.
Fuckin' Jäger.
Anything else?
- No. No, no. No, that's it.
- Um
Okay, yeah. Yeah.
Here it goes.
Whoo-hoo!
- Come on! Come on!
- Whoo!
Whoo!
Look! I'm a beached whale!
What are you doing? You're doing it wrong!
You gotta keep your arms by your side.
Watch, like this.
And then try to get into the water.
Like this.
We made out, had a swim,
and I pretended to be a beached whale.
And I fuckin' hate sand.
Leo, double check. Very good.
- That's good. And now you.
- And now me?
You, the stickler
for the rules and solidarity.
Did you get it done?
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?
- Let's pick the second paper now.
- No, no.
Until we know everyone passed the test,
we're absolutely not opening another one.
- Just trust me.
- Oh, don't be like that.
Come on.
It can't be any worse than mine was.
I did something
that I've never done before.
And, well, I crossed a line
that I never thought I would ever cross.
I swear. It's just that
I don't wanna share it.
Respect that, okay?
No. No, no.
I'm not gonna take any of that shit.
Now, we all have to confess.
Yeah, but that doesn't prove anything.
You could've been lying.
Hello! Good morning!
Call me.
See ya later.
Toodle-oo.
- Bye.
- Bye!
Damn, Leo! Triple check.
- Boom!
- Invite her to breakfast. Do it.
The first time I went to a therapist,
I was 15.
And when the therapist asked me
why I'd come to see him, I
Well, I just said to him,
"My parents forced me to."
And because I cracked two molars
from constantly grinding
my pearly white teeth at night.
Thing is, at night, in bed,
I would think about
how ugly the world was.
And now it's 20 years later.
I've taken
antidepressants
anxiolytics, and sleeping pills.
And, well, when I go to bed at night,
I still think
that the world's pretty ugly.
And she leans in
and says
"Oh shit! Are you Alma from Lost Soul?
I'm such a fan."
I go, "Mm, yeah, that's me,"
in, like, a really shy way.
And she buys me a drink.
Anyway, she tells me
she's really related to my videos
and that she's also started going
to see a therapist
and has taken meds from a young age
and she grinds her teeth too.
Then she, like, gently touches
my shaved head and says
I imagine the world seems
like a really ugly place to you. Yeah?
So, yeah, next thing,
we're talking about mouth guards.
We talked obsessions, compulsions, and
Right. A "you're crazy and I'm crazy,
let's get crazy in bed" thing.
When you boil it down,
more or less
something like that.
Oh my God.
We the sun, yeah, I'm coming up ♪
I got it fine, got the wage ♪
I'm growing up ♪
I'm going far ♪
Pretty easy when I find ya ♪
Crazy shitty when I lose ya ♪
Yeah, and I told ya, I'm coming up ♪
Comes from his heart
And I don't wanna lose my mind ♪
It's getting dark ♪
I hate the time you decide to run
I hate the time when the sun goes down ♪
- How's the water?
- A little cold.
Just like you.
What do you mean by that?
You're really angry.
- Why is that?
- I dunno. You tell me.
No, I don't get angry.
You think you never get angry,
but I know you get angry.
One question. Well, the goal.
Did you complete it?
What goal's that?
Exploring something
you've never explored before.
No, you see, I've explored
absolutely every square inch of a woman.
Okay. So why did you do it?
All I mean is, it's not like you had to.
Of course I had to, Sara.
It was on the paper.
"Hook up with a chick."
So, I did it. And that's that.
Stealing that girl I didn't know
she was the woman of your dreams.
Come on, that girl?
Do you remember what her name even was?
- Eva.
- Eva?
Yeah. And I thought right away,
when she told me, "My God"
That she should've been
with you.
Eva, the first woman?
You're such an ass.
Well, at least you got
your sex drive back, huh?
All right, enough about me, hmm?
Your turn.
I said it.
I mean, I understand
if you don't wanna tell the others,
but tell me.
You've gotta tell me, yeah?
And just maybe you're the very last person
who I wanna tell.
- Oh, and why is that?
- I don't know.
Hey! Ow! She killed me!
- It's my turn now!
- What's this?
Save me! I'm a beached whale!
- Come help me!
- It's not like that!
Your arms gotta be by your side,
then you try to get in the sea like me.
- They've lost it.
- Beached whale race!
We the sun, yeah, I'm coming up ♪
I got it fine, got the wage ♪
I'm growing up ♪
I'm going far ♪
Pretty easy when I find ya ♪
Crazy shitty when I lose ya ♪
Yeah, and I told ya, I'm coming up ♪
Comes from his heart ♪
And I don't wanna lose my mind ♪
It's getting dark ♪
I hate the time you decide to run ♪
Drumroll, please!
- Come on.
- Let's do this. Who wants to go?
- Okay. I'll go, I guess.
- Go on.
This one.
All right. Now, one
Okay, and two.
Now, let's see.
Whoo!
"Do drugs with each other."
Come on. See ya later, Mari Carmen.
What does that mean, "do drugs"?
Drugs in general?
Uh, well, that's all it says.
But I already took drugs.
And plus, it was at dawn,
so today I can sit this one out.
You were drugged. It's different.
Okay, got me.
Now, Olga, roll up a joint.
We'll take a few drags and keep it movin'.
Yeah, look, it's not about taking
a few drags off some joint.
- Joint? Hmm?
- I mean, doing drugs is all about, like
Getting rid of our inhibition,
releasing control,
and letting go together.
Isn't writing something like that
kinda irresponsible and selfish?
Hah. Sheesh. You're acting like one of us
is a junkie or something
or has an addiction, yeah?
Look who's talking,
the one who's been drinking since 11:00.
For you, sister.
- Good for you.
- Mm-hmm.
So you know,
I take Lexapro in the morning,
mirtazapine to sleep,
and lorazepam when I need it.
So, if anyone's a junkie, it's me.
I got no clue
how that would mix with other drugs.
- Yeah.
- But besides that
The truth is, we just don't know
what each other's lives are like.
We see each other once a month,
if even that.
Then there's our trip.
And yeah, it's sacred. Of course.
And when we get together,
it's it's as if no time had ever passed.
Like we saw each other every day,
but that's not the case.
We don't really share everything
with each other.
I mean, we all see you out there,
doing the YouTube thing.
No, no, that's not my life.
That's my job,
and it's not the same thing.
Alma, that was the most depressing thing
you could've said.
I mean, what she said
was super depressing, yeah?
But she's right, y'know?
The thing that's driving me crazy
is not knowing who wrote
this challenge and the one yesterday.
- See?
- Sure, there's things we don't know about.
Or we forget to tell each other, or
Ah, I don't know.
Maybe this is
how we get to know each other better.
Why get so focused
on who wrote the paper, you know?
It's true, we don't see each other much,
or as much as we'd like to.
Why not embrace this
and be there for each other?
Because, well, it tests us.
Because it forces us to explore ourselves.
It brings out an intimate
and a totally unknown,
new side to us and to everyone else.
Well, when you put it that way,
mm, I guess.
Okay. So, back to what I said, then?
Let's do some serious drugs.
- Yeah. Let's fucking do this. C'mon.
- Yeah.
Listen, one of us
should sit this one out
and look after everyone else just in case.
No. I don't think so.
Everyone has to do it.
We can do it
in a safe space at home, yeah?
Okay, but let's do it now.
- Yeah, now.
- The sooner, the better.
I mean, in broad daylight.
Seriously, ladies,
we're just popping a pill.
- Stop being so prudish.
- But we're taking the same thing?
- One for all and all for one?
- Yeah.
Okay, but hold it.
You're talking like we can just go buy
some from the store.
Well, I mean,
it doesn't have to be that complicated
'cause the friends
of the bride who ate your broccoli
Olga! Seriously, stop it. No.
No, but for real, those girls
must have a pretty big stash, right?
Plus, with everything you did,
that must be some really good shit.
Ugh! I'll just go look for her now.
Uh, no. No. It's so embarrassing.
Well, if you don't go, then we all will.
- Okay.
- We will.
Yeah? But where's she staying?
Ta-da-da, done!
- Unbelievable! Come on!
- Hey!
Oh! What a bitch move.
Whose idea was it?
- Was it you?
- We're so crazy.
Well, yeah.
Tell me.
Hey!
- Seriously, ladies!
- Hey there!
- Hey, look. That's her. Yeah.
- Really?
Is that her?
- It's her.
- No!
- Aw! She's fallen in love.
- Oh, hey! Stop it.
- What's up?
- She's here.
I'm not sure
why your friends are laughing.
I don't know.
I guess 'cause we ended up making out.
Oh, you told them?
Yeah. But But don't worry, okay?
- They think it's great.
- Ah, okay.
You're so testy. C'mon.
Right. Well, I don't wanna mislead you.
See, I'm not here about last night.
I came for one thing. Drugs.
Do you have anything like what we took?
Or something? It's just, we're desperate.
Could we get some?
'Cause, like, I can pay you.
It's just, I wasn't drugged.
What do you mean? I saw the video.
Yeah, they were just messing with me.
I swear.
Ladies! Did you guys drug us?
- No.
- We didn't!
They got me really good.
No, but I felt something.
I felt it in my head.
Well, that was you.
What we did was all us.
Suggestion and passion.
You're a dirty girl.
You're such a dirty girl.
Want a drink?
Would you all knock it off?
You told me you were gonna stop.
If I'd known,
I would've said they didn't have any.
Come on, let's focus.
All right. We'll stop. We'll stop.
Uh, so one of us had a threesome
with a very cute restaurant owner
last night.
I'm sure he could help us out.
Uh, no. No, thank you.
Pass. If I were to go and do that,
it's gonna look like some excuse to call.
- No. Pass.
- Then give me his number, and I'll call.
What makes you think I have his number?
I mean, for real.
When you hook up with a guy,
why do you have to keep in touch with him?
Mm. To do it again? Don't you want to?
A threesome? No.
Once was okay, but that's enough.
With David.
Actually, no. I don't want to.
Look, it's just
I mean, guys, you know me.
I don't get attached.
Sure, he's really smart, good-looking,
and so fucking smooth,
and damn good in bed, yeah.
But I mean it. No.
It'll be a nice memory.
He helped me out with reaching
yesterday's goal, and that's it.
Is it that hard to understand
that I'm fine all by myself?
Okay, but why can't you still do it again?
Maybe you're scared you'll like him
and you'll lose your independence.
Oh my, the horror.
Yeah, the more perfect a guy is,
the faster you run away.
C'mon, just face it.
You're a bona fide commitment-phobe.
Seriously? You guys are annoying.
Annoying and old-fashioned!
You just think women always need
to be looking for a relationship.
Well, no.
- You see? I'm self-partnered, okay?
- Uh-huh.
- Okay.
- But, hey.
I mean, if you want me to call, I'll call.
Because yeah,
he's the best person to get us drugs.
I knew it. So you did exchange numbers.
I mean, it's one thing being independent
and another being a jerk.
They give it, I take it, don't call.
- That's that.
- Mm-hmm. And did you give him yours?
Okay, yeah, I drop called him.
Yeah. And he hasn't messaged you back
or anything?
No, thank God.
Oh wow. You've found your soulmate, huh?
So I guess this whole
"I'm not dealing with this guy" spiel
is 'cause he hasn't called
or texted you all day?
- Oh, hi, David.
- Hello.
- It's Olga.
- Put it on speaker.
I don't believe you're calling.
Hold on. I'm gonna put you
on speaker for a sec.
Okay.
- 'Kay.
- Hi, David!
Hello, handsome.
Hi, girls.
Listen, we're looking for someone
to score some drugs for us tonight.
Think you could help us out, maybe?
Uh, I'm a little offended that just
because I'm in the nightlife business,
you think I have dealers on my speed dial.
Uh, mm, my bad.
So sorry for assuming
you'd be able to help us.
Uh, well, forget it.
See you around, okay? Thanks.
David, she's being short with you
because you didn't text or call all day.
- Shame on you!
- I know. I'm the worst. I'm really sorry.
I hate guys who text you the next day
and act as if you're together.
And then they get offended
if you don't text them back right away.
And I'm like, "But, sweetie, we fucked.
That's all. Don't freak out."
It's like, "Respect my boundaries
and the pace set without questions."
And they think
that they kind of own you right away.
- And they don't.
- No, they don't.
- They don't.
- I know.
- I don't know what I was thinking.
- Did she have her little talk with you?
Mm, which I totally agree with.
And that's why I've been holding back
the urge to text you all day.
- Aww.
- God, that's the cutest thing ever!
Uh, okay, anyway,
can you help us out or not?
How long has it been, guys?
- Twenty-three minutes.
- I think we should feel it. Yeah.
Yeah. It should've hit, right?
You feel it at all?
Look, guys,
we're not gonna know it's working
if we just sit here like we swallowed
a bomb or something. Come on, now.
Did your boyfriend rip us off?
There's no boyfriend.
No, no, no. That's enough of that.
I dunno. He could've given us
some old shit.
Or worse, a patronizing placebo.
No, that'd be a sexist microaggression.
Hey, I don't think he's like that.
Damn, lay off him, please.
Ah, you're already defending him.
That's good.
Okay.
It's making me kind of anxious, guys.
I'm feelin' kinda dizzy.
Hey, now. Hey, now.
Don't get all scared.
We went and looked it up.
The worst thing that could happen to you
from mixing Ecstasy with antidepressants
is not getting high.
- That's it. It wouldn't affect you.
- Okay.
- Fine.
- Fine.
Oh my. I'm starting to
I can feel my jaw locking shut.
Well, that's just the beginning.
Now the only way is up.
The best is yet to come.
I think
it's starting to hit me hard now.
What do you feel?
I like you all more now.
Yeah, and that scowl on your face
is starting to vanish.
Okay, but I mean,
I'd rather my belly disappeared.
Don't mix it. Drink some water.
For me, a beer is like water, okay?
So, it's not
I think maybe I'm starting
to really feel it too.
Carol, you okay, my love?
Uh, I just, uh
- Nothing.
- No, not nothing.
No, yeah, nothing.
'Cause you see, nothing can ever be done.
No, yeah, I get it.
But not nothing. Please don't cry, okay?
Don't cry,
because crying's a form of talking.
- Crying's not fair. Crying's not fair!
- Yeah, but I can't help it.
Hey, ladies,
stop freaking each other out, okay?
Please chill out.
No, Alma, no.
Please don't cry. No, no, no, don't cry.
Please, ladies, calm down.
Fuck it.
Here we go. Let's live our lives.
Oh God.
What kinda goddamn shit is this, huh?
If you need to cry, cry.
I don't wanna come across
as the insensitive bitch that I am, guys.
God, no.
Let's get a piercing.
Carolina.
I'm saying yes to everything.
- No. Ladies, let's all throw up.
- What?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yes.
We've already gone through the fun part.
It's too strong.
Let's maybe have a quiet dinner.
Mm, I'm not throwing up.
I'm already coming down now.
Actually, I'm starting
to feel really good now.
I think we all are.
Yeah, girl.
Nothing bad's gonna happen, guys.
I'm gonna go get us
some speakers and get us a little music.
- Yeah!
- Ladies.
I'm sweating, and I'm starting
to feel my heart racing.
That's normal.
Your heart rate is speeding up.
Well, normal for you, but not for me.
My cholesterol's through the roof,
and it could fucking kill me!
Huh?
No. Where you going?
No. Don't throw up, okay?
No, nature calls.
I'm crapping my pants, okay?
I'm not kidding.
Jeez, I told you to be careful
with the loose tile.
I'm fine.
Holy shit!
- There's blood. There's blood.
- There's blood?
Good thing we decided to get high at home
and not go out of our comfort zone.
No, no, no. No, please, stop.
Let's not do this, please. C'mon.
I'm doing it all wrong. So wrong.
Why are you saying that, Carol?
'Cause yesterday, I slept with a girl,
and now look at us.
High in a car and about to get killed.
I don't think there's much risk
of us killing ourselves.
Help me, please.
EMERGENCY ROOM
Easy! Hey!
Hey! C'mon!
Here, here, here. I got these, okay?
- Go on.
- C'mon. Please.
Now, over here. Careful.
Hold on.
Don't take it out just yet.
Why are you here?
- I'm your contact.
- My emergency contact?
Yeah. The one they call
if something happens.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what it is, okay?
But who made it you?
I'm not sure. You tell me.
Use him as your emergency contact.
No.
- Hmm.
- No way I'm making him my contact.
No. No, we should all do it.
- And why's that?
- Who will they call if something happens?
Well, yeah, that way,
no one will find out about this.
Uh, well, I don't care who finds out.
Yeah, clearly. Because you only have
your cats to answer to.
- So?
- I wanna keep it from Rubén.
- Yeah, and Mario.
- And Rebe too.
I'd never want my dad
to find out about it.
There you go. To make sure
no one finds out about anything,
it's gotta be a local.
- Someone we can trust.
- Then they called you?
How else would I know?
It wasn't my idea,
putting you down as a contact.
Hey, don't worry about it.
I thought as much.
There's no way
they could've called you or told you,
'cause they don't call your contact
if somebody's already with you.
- Yeah?
- That's true.
Unless your friends
are in rough shape themselves, right?
Hmm.
I see.
Look at me, getting stitches.
No anesthesia. I'm good.
Your magic will fix me, huh?
You're so pretty.
Oh my God!
I love the way
you're touching my head.
Even all these horrible lights
have good vibes.
I feel completely satisfied.
It's like I don't need
or want anything else right now.
What's wrong, Alma?
Why are you crying?
'Cause I can't remember
the last time I was like this with Rebe.
So happy.
We're really high, okay?
What you're feeling right now
can't be compared to real life.
- You know what I'm saying?
- And why not?
Because there's lots of things at play,
and we've brushed them aside for our trip.
And that's why it's different.
Yeah. But if I brush them aside,
I feel happy, ya know?
Maybe they're things I don't want anymore.
What you're feeling
right now isn't real, okay?
What I'm feeling right now is real.
Everything else
in the world seems fake to me.
Then just enjoy it.
And we'll revisit it tomorrow
when we're hungover if you want.
And Carol?
- Where is she?
- No clue.
Probably crying somewhere in a corner.
- Is this one it?
- That's right.
For you. Good job, buddy.
- Take care.
- See ya later.
This is a matter of life or death.
I need a piercing.
I'm high, but it won't last.
That's why you gotta do it. I beg you.
We don't pierce anyone
who's high or drunk.
Company policy, ma'am.
Believe me, I'm doing you a favor.
You'll thank me tomorrow.
Look, I'm 37 years old.
I know, I know. I don't look it, thanks.
I've wanted a piercing
but never had the guts.
I'm petrified of needles. I have two kids.
Two girls came outta me down there,
which is nuts.
But when it comes to piercings,
I freeze up.
And plus, my husband isn't really
a fan of piercings, which sucks.
And despite all that,
I know what you're thinking.
Your look says it all.
I get it. You think my life is so basic.
That coming here would be such a big deal.
It would have been,
but the drugs are feeling so good,
I don't care about my husband
or my fear 'cause I'm high.
So, come on, please. I beg you.
Hmm? Did I sway you?
That's one piercing to go.
I
Better go.
Why don't you and I leave?
Did you bring the backpack?
Backpack?
What do you mean, "backpack"?
The little backpack.
Ah.
- The little backpack.
- Yeah.
How long
have we had that little backpack?
This is my little backpack.
And I've probably had it
since I was 12.
Now, my very best friend, Sara.
Hey there, Sara.
She just hates it
when I talk about her here.
Well, thing is,
we were having a full-blown crisis.
And so, we went to buy
a cute little backpack together
to be able to run away at any moment,
filled with the absolute essentials
so we could go
to any part of the world and disappear.
So I'd just fallen in love
with a girl for the first time, Aurora.
And she just ignored me.
Aurora.
And the whole time, I was like,
"I don't wanna be a lesbian.
It's so hard, and it's awful."
And you'd just caught Víctor
hitting on a work colleague
with some hardcore emails,
and it was a big deal.
But deep down, you didn't really care
because you'd just met Mario.
Oh, that was wild.
Let me show you.
My passport. It's crucial.
Cash. Playing cards.
An extra pair of panties.
Some deodorant. Here.
An eye mask.
A mouth guard for my teeth. As you know.
And some earplugs, here.
Naproxen, lorazepam,
and antidepressants to go.
And now I've also added
some pepper spray and the Satisfyer.
A must-have.
You didn't bring it though.
I mean, mm, why would I have done that?
Well, because we have
more reasons than ever to use it.
What are you saying?
Only that I know
my feelings aren't reliable right now.
- But yesterday's are, right?
- Mm.
And the ones from the day before too?
Yeah.
And a month ago?
Things aren't good with Rebe. Ya know?
And I really wanna grab
that little backpack and run far away.
But you gave her your egg
for the ROPA method.
And you both seem
like you're doing just fine.
Yeah, I know that. Just ignore me.
It's just that all of this
is making me rethink everything.
Shh.
That's enough of that.
- Okay? Well, I think that
- That's enough, yeah.
This isn't the right time for anything.
It's fine.
Just tell her, and she'll get it.
Your eggs are frozen. You have time.
So, there's no no rush.
There might be.
Maybe there is a rush,
and the only thing that's wrong is that,
honestly, I don't want to have
a little guy, girl, or they with her.
And so, as you can imagine, last night,
I really wanted to hook up
with another woman. I was ready.
That's the quickest
and easiest way out, right?
I can't believe it.
And here I was,
blaming the pills for not being aroused.
And you realized that that wasn't it.
No.
And
And now you see
that your libido's still very high?
After we took so much Ecstasy,
take a guess.
Mm.
You seriously didn't bring
your little backpack?
Mm, no.
But I'd pack it up for you
in two fucking seconds.
No worries.
Aside from the mouth guard
and passport, we can share.
The Satisfyer as well?
Of course. It's yours.
- Let's go. Get me out of here.
- Hold on. Hold on. We'll leave soon.
Now, where should we go?
- Where do you wanna go?
- Out dancing.
- Out dancing?
- Mm.
For a second, I thought
you were gonna say, "to get laid."
Never. No.
At least not until 24 hours have passed.
Uh-uh.
Right, 24 hours.
But when do we count from?
From the from the deli
or from when we?
It's from the
From when we were
Too many drugs ♪
And I love drugs ♪
And I love espíritu ♪
C'mon. Lift it up.
Hey! Whoo!
Ladies! Ladies!
Hey!
- Ladies. There's just one thing.
- What?
It's just
I love you guys. I love you so much, okay?
So fucking much.
Thank you so much
for being as awesome as you are.
For putting up with all my shitty
and crappy attitude sometimes.
- What? No.
- We love you.
You guys are the fucking best!
You're the fucking best. I mean it.
And you both look so gorgeous right now.
I really fucking love you!
What am I supposed to do with this?
- There's so much of it! Whoa!
- There's so much!
- Let's go fucking dance!
- Let's dance!
- Yes!
- But Olga
- We gotta wait for her.
- No, Olga's not here.
- Well, when did she leave? Tell us where.
- A while ago. Off to get laid.
What are we doing here?
- You wanted to go dancing.
- But my friends aren't here, David.
- You want 'em here?
- Yeah, of course.
I don't want to dance without them.
I want them by my side all the time.
- Okay. I'll get 'em.
- I need them. I want them here now.
- I thought you were getting laid.
- No, I wanted to dance. I missed you guys.
Feeling better?
Hey! Carol? What's up with Carol?
She drives me crazy,
but she has to be here.
I miss her and wish she was dancing.
- All right, where do you want it?
- I'm not sure.
I haven't thought about it.
Let's see, the nose or on the mouth.
Eyebrow, tongue, belly button.
That might be it.
Careful with the belly button.
I'm nervous. Think I should risk it?
This might be
the most important decision of my life.
Think you can take us to her?
I need all of us together here dancing.
Let's go and find her.
Come on, it's closing time.
All right, wait. Hold on a minute.
I'm so confused. What's going on here?
Guys, how did we all get here?
It started at the hospital.
In a small room with this guy.
Although we're not sure
if he was there or not.
The jury's still out.
I'm really horny right now.
That's Ecstasy for ya.
- Get me out of here.
- Where ya wanna go?
- To get laid.
- No, you actually said, "Dancing."
Leo was letting loose today.
Don't sew. Don't sew me yet.
Don't sew me yet. Don't sew me yet.
That way, all the shit in my head
can go away, and I've got loads of it.
Believe me. Loads. It's a shit ton.
And these two were working
through their own stuff.
I masturbated with your Satisfyer.
I don't think that counts
as a lesbian experience.
Well, what if I did it
while watching your video
with the Satisfyer.
So does that count, or doesn't it?
I think that counts.
And while we were
at the hospital, I got pumped up,
found a piercing spot
on Google Maps, and headed over.
Just stab me.
Stab you?
Mm-hmm. My pain threshold.
I wanna see how high it is.
I can't feel anything. It's so comforting.
Ah.
Hey!
Carol, where the hell were you?
I missed you, girl.
- I got a piercing!
- What? A piercing?
Let's see it.
Oh shit! Oh!
Come on! She's waiting for us.
I came to get you guys
so we could all get one.
- What?
- I'm paying.
No, no. No one's paying for shit.
The paper said "do drugs,"
not "pierce a tit."
Yeah, but it's about leaving
some mark, about change.
- I can't think of a better thing for it.
- Yeah? I've changed the most.
- I've never loved you guys more.
- Love you!
And this fucking gash is mark enough.
I love you all.
Hold it. That Ecstasy high
didn't last very long with you, huh?
Well, maybe it's 'cause I'm so thick
that the fat just absorbs it.
Well, there's still
a little bit left here.
Ah, ah! Ooh, ooh!
Whoop, whoop!
Whoo!
Whoo!
I'm still not sure if you're really here.
I've been here long enough
for you to figure it out.
It actually kind of depends on you.
Do you want this to be real?
I I mean I'm not too sure right now.
But I I have to say,
David, I do find it reassuring
to know that, in an emergency,
you'd be here to help us out.
And that pisses me off
because it makes me feel
small and kinda vulnerable.
Being afraid is perfectly normal.
That doesn't make us small, Olga.
Vulnerability doesn't take away
your power.
I think that showing fear
makes you both stronger and also amazing.
If you really think
that that'll get you laid,
well, you're on the right track.
Thanks for being here
without being here.
You're welcome.
But I mean,
I can also be here by being here.
And if, when you're done spending time
with your friends,
you're still feeling horny
and wanna get laid,
just pick up that old phone and call me.
But actually call me.
Don't fuck me without fucking me.
Okay. Yeah, note taken.
Come on! Where should we go now?
- Go dancing, right?
- Let's go!
Let's show off our pierced titties
to the fucking world!
Oh hey!
What about you guys?
Did you work through your thing?
- What?
- Your thing.
What thing?
The thing where you guys
spend all day doing your own little thing.
You think we don't notice,
but we see everything.
- Right.
- And I love your music.
What music?
The music you're exuding.
It's beautiful.