The GOAT (2024) s01e02 Episode Script

1
[Tosh] Previously on The GOAT
Reality stars from some
of TV's hottest shows
were forced to live together
in a gorgeous mansion.
One of you will be crowned
the GOAT of GOATS
and win $200,000.
[cheering]
-[Tosh] Oh, and this happened.
-[Joey] I have an uneven ass cheek.
-[screaming]
-[cheering]
I just won the first GOAT challenge
and I am so stoked right now
but in shock.
And my foot is still cramping.
Thank god I have immunity.
-[Tosh] And this
-[straining]
-Goat!
-[klaxon blares]
[indistinct yelling]
[slowed down]
This is exciting!
-[klaxon blares]
-[cheering]
I'm with you. Whatever you want to do.
As far as you want to go.
Alliances are starting to form.
I have been invited to
a lot of alliances at this point.
Okay.
-No, I'm kidding. It's my first.
-[laughing]
[Tosh] Oh, and this happened.
Joey, you have been eliminated.
Goodbye, Joey.
[Joey] Can I get my phone?
[opening theme music playing]
[bleating]
[upbeat music playing]
[CJ] I want to talk to you
about something very serious.
-Um, to do with our alliance.
-Mm-mm.
What do you think
about the name "Trifecta"?
[both laughing]
I really feel like I'm holding up
my end of the trifecta.
Is that what I called our alliance?
"Trilogy"?
Working title.
-Do you like "Trifecta"?
-I do, actually.
-Okay.
-But what if we get more people?
No. I mean,
It's still 'Trifecta."
-But tri is three.
-We can think about quad
-Quadfecta.
-Quadfecta. [laughs]
[both laughing]
-[Paola] What are you wearing?
-I don't know.
-Good morning!
-Good morning!
[laughing]
Okay.
We know it's a competition
and I don't want to vote
for anybody In this bedroom.
Like, I feel like,
let's try to keep the girls till the end.
Yeah.
[Paola] Look, this is my first time
being in a competition,
being with other people
doing these things.
So, I want the girls to stay.
'Cause c'mon, girl power.
Girls, we need to support each other.
So, what do you guys think?
I don't know.
-I'm on board.
-[Jill] I don't know.
I don't think that's smart.
I don't know yet.
I'm all for female empowerment
but, like,
I need to know that we're actually
on the same page
'cause yesterday I felt like
I was blindsided.
[Kristen] How did you feel blindsided?
I thought you were voting for Jason.
I did vote for Jason.
I would never lie.
-But you voted for Joey.
-'Cause it's a competition show.
We're having a girl's talk
to confirm our alliance.
And I'm not sure about Tayshia.
I get that it's a game.
But I don't take lying well.
When I told you I put Jason's name
into the goat, 1000% I did.
Jason.
And what made you change your mind?
Because at the end of the day,
If it's between me and Joey,
and me and Jason
No offense, but I can take Jason,
I don't think I could take Joey.
-I would never lie to you.
-Okay.
-Hi, gorgeous!
-[indistinct chatter]
Like, we were talking about,
like, protecting this bedroom,
like, protecting the girls.
And like, how everybody feels about that.
So, yeah.
Like, what do you think?
-Absolutely, yeah.
-[Paola] Okay.
[Da'Vonne] One thing I learned
from Big Brother is that girl's alliances
always get ruined.
'Cause there's always one weak link.
I'm not really with it.
But we're still playing a game, you know.
I'm so used to playing a honest game.
This time we're not doing that.
We backstabbing. Some people
are gonna get their feelings hurt.
[groans] I want the money.
It's a numbers game.
We have more than they do.
If we all vote the same,
it doesn't matter who.
If we pick A, B, C, D boy,
we all stay.
-Let's go.
-Okay.
-In?
-Okay.
-to live another day.
-Okay, come on.
-One, two
-Okay. Go, go!
[upbeat music]
[bleating]
-Oh!
-[all cheering]
-[Tosh] Hello, herd.
-[applause]
-Jill.
-[Jill] Wait, wait!
When you have a moment.
When you have a moment, Jill.
-[Jill]Fancy shirt.
-Thank you.
Walking in the house today,
I feel
Hmm.
Nope. Nothing.
I think that's why
I'm perfect for this job.
Because while people
are pouring their guts out,
the whole time I'm just daydreaming.
Linen sheets? I don't like 'em.
I don't like 'em at all.
People say that their cooler
but I don't believe that.
Feels like sl
I don't like it touching my skin.
I don't know if last night was good TV
but it was confusing and oddly serious.
Uh, we said goodbye to Joey Sasso.
Did anyone push his bed next to theirs
and make it a king?
Oh, no, no. When they leave the house,
you don't touch the bed. That's bad juju.
-No, no. That's not real stuff.
-Hell nah, that's bad juju.
[all laughing]
I don't know. What else?
What do we want to chit chat
-What are we doing today?
-Right. What's happening?
-[Tosh] You ready?
-[all] Yeah.
Okay. Congratulations,
you made it to episode two.
You are one step closer
to being the GOAT of GOATs.
As Dr. Dre once said,
are you ready for the next episode's
-GOAT challenge?
-[cheering]
All right. This time around,
we're playing in the Bravo sandbox.
-So get ready to play dirty.
-[Da'Vonne] Oh.
-Time to get dirty!
-Dirty!
[bleating]
-[grunting]
-Woo!
-Yeah!
-[all cheering]
Oh, school boy! I love it!
-Class is in session!
-Business casual, I see.
-Oh, my gosh.
-[Justin] What is that?
Are we gonna be like
diving in a swamp? A mud pit.
Like a damn barn yard animal.
I'm glad I didn't put my good wig on.
Wait, what is happening right now?
I just showered.
I'm not going to lie. I have
a little trauma from the last day or two.
I don't know if I want to win this thing.
I don't know if I'm going to
fall over the second it starts.
I don't know what I'm about to do.
-Hello and welcome
-Hey!
to nobody's favorite new trivia show,
Drag Me Through The Mud.
You know,
like what all the Bravo-lebrities
to do each other all day.
[laughs] Yeah, not
No applause.
So, on the kinda show I'm on,
when they say it's sloppy and messy,
they don't mean literally
sloppy and messy.
-You're a wolf in sheep's clothing.
-I am a big bad wolf.
That's right, Alex!
That's how I meant it!
Don't really love to get dirty.
Not a dirty person.
But I think I'm going to embrace this
as if it's the last day of my life.
[Tosh] You're about to play a trivia game.
Question topics are loosely related
to pop-culture and reality TV.
Which means we can ask you
about anything.
I'll read a question.
If you know the answer, write it down.
If you don't know the answer,
you'll have to crawl under the boards
through the mud to the other side.
You come over here,
get to this board.
On it, you'll find three possible answers.
Only one is correct. Choose wisely.
Then head back,
and then lock in your vote.
Get it correct, you stay in the game.
Get it wrong, you lose.
If you last the longest,
you'll become the GOAT.
Win immunity, get to pick the teams,
in the elimination challenge.
Immunity right now is huge.
The house is wide awake.
They know that things are going on
and so everybody's antennas are going.
So, yeah. I'm going for it.
Question one, Housewives favorites
Erika Jayne and Lisa Rinna
both made their Broadway debuts
as Roxie Hart in the musical, Chicago.
What famous stadium is home
to the Chicago Cubs?
I don't know the answer.
So I am deep diving in the mud.
Let's just do the damn thing.
Ready, set, goat!
[klaxon blares]
[suspenseful music playing]
[Paola] Like, what the heck
are all of these words?
I knew when they said trivia,
I'm like, "Ah, I'm out."
If it were to be Colombian,
Yeah, I would be like, "I got this!"
But this is all American questions!
Hate you, you're from Chicago!
He's from Chicago!
-[Tosh] And he didn't know it?
-Of course he knows it!
Okay, everyone is locked in.
CJ, let's see what you got.
Wrigley Field.
-[Tosh] Jason?
-Wrigley Field.
Wrigley Field.
-Joe.
-Wrigley Field.
-Wrigley.
-What is The Wrigley?
-Show me you answer, Kristen.
-Wrigley Field.
-Reza, what did you write?
-Fenway!
[laughs]
-Lauren.
-Wrigley Stadium.
-Uh, Wrigley Field.
-Fenway Park.
-Lambeau!
-[laughs]
-Wrigley!
-The correct answer is
-Wrigley Field!
-[cheering]
-Disappointed in you, bro.
-Whoopsies!
Guys, we're not going to shame people
because they don't follow sports.
[Teck laughs]
I mean, in fairness, you can see T. Swift
at one of these venues.
[Teck laughs]
That means Reza, Pao, and Wendell,
you are out.
[Reza] I've never watched
a baseball game in my life.
I know nothing sports related.
Can you ask me about Halston, Balenciaga?
Why do I gotta go out on the first one?
Former Big Brother contestant,
Frankie Grande,
is the brother of pop star,
Ariana Grande.
Who collaborated with Ariana
on the Grammy winning song "Rain on Me"?
Ah
Turns out this is
nothing to do with Big Brother.
Time to get sloppy. Let's go.
On your mark, get set, goat!
-[klaxon blares]
-[indistinct yelling]
Slosh, slosh, slosh!
Ow, it's in my eye!
It's in my eye, Lord!
What in gay hell?
A bunch of grown damn adults out here
rolling around in mud and slop.
-What are we doing?
-[cheering]
You got it, Jill!
Although, all signs point to you not
having a clue what the right answer is.
-Everyone is locked.
-Lady Gaga?
-Lady Gaga!
-Lady Gaga!
Lady Gaga.
Cardi B. It's a good guess!
I have no idea!
You might be right, Jill.
You're not, but you might be.
-Justin.
-My GOAT. The Lady Gaga.
-Queen Stefani AKA Lady Gaga.
-Lady Gaga!
-I invited Cardi to the party.
-Dance and music. You know this!
No, I don't.
-Tayshia.
-Lady Gaga!
-The correct answer is Lady Gaga.
-[cheering]
Jill, Teck, let's go.
[Jill] What do I know?
Teck should be really embarrassed
because he's a DJ. He's dead.
Oh, this one's hard.
Dancing with the Stars has
has celebrities showing off their moves
for almost 20 years.
Which movie star showed off his
hip-thrusting moves
with Princess Diana at The White House?
-Wait, what!?
-[cries]
-I think I do but I'm going to look.
-[Tosh] Ready, set, goat!
-[klaxon blares]
-[Tosh] Every person is running.
Oh, my goodness.
Like a herd of wild buffalo.
[bellowing]
[upbeat music playing]
In state of Washington you can still
have sex with a goat. That's a fact.
[indistinct yelling]
-[indistinct yelling]
-Let's go, let's go!
[Joe] I honestly think
I look handsome right now.
This is like This is giving me like,
Abercrombie 1999-model kind of look.
Everyone is locked.
-Show me your answer.
-John Travolta?
-[Tosh] Jason.
-John Travolta.
-[Tosh] Day.
-John Travolta?
Ooh, with a little dance move.
-Patrick Swayze.
-Patrick Swayze.
-John Travolta.
-Patrick Swayze.
-John Travolta.
-The correct answer is
-Show me John Travolta!
-[cheering]
I didn't have to get in the mud!
I'm trusting my gut!
That means Joe, Justin,
and Lauren have been eliminated.
In my head, I was putting
all the puzzle pieces together.
Patrick Swayze Dirty Dancing.
We're getting dirty.
I was overthinking!
[Tosh] And then there were only five!
Words can bite hard
in The Bachelor Mansion.
Speaking of biting hard,
including four wisdom teeth,
how many teeth are in the average
full adult set?
Ready, set, goat!
[suspenseful music playing]
[chanting] Let's go, goat! Let's go!
Let's go, goat! Let's go!
Listen, the mud is cold,
my knees hurt.
-I am done diving in the mud.
-[chanting continues]
[yelling] Go! You can do it! Get down!
Outstanding! Outstanding! Go, go, go!
-Girl, you on the wrong one!
-Oh, sorry! I'm so sorry! Sorry!
I've always wanted to be a drill sergeant.
-CJ, show me your answer.
-Thirty two?
I don't have all of mine. But there's 32
is what I started with.
-[Tosh] Day.
-Thirty-two.
[Tosh] Kristen.
Mine aren't all real. But there's 32.
I should've gone with my gut
because I knew the answer.
But Apparently I'm a hillbilly
and I have 26. [laughs]
[Tosh laughs]
The correct answer is 32.
-I knew it!
-Tayshia, you've been eliminated.
But Tayshia, you have a beautiful smile!
Being The GOAT last week was so fun.
But I'm very happy to pass the torch.
It's not a good thing
to be seen as a threat here.
This is so hard, whoever is watching.
[laughs]
[bleating]
[upbeat music playing]
[whistles]
We are down to our final four.
-Oh, God.
-Let's see how easy this softball is.
On Big Brother, a pawn is
a house guest put up on the block
without the intention of being evicted.
How many pawns
are in a full game of chess?
Ready, set, goat.
[cheering]
[Teck] Let's go, let's go!
Good job, CJ!
[Justin] C'mon, you guys!
C'mon, you guys!
I've already gotten a little muddy.
And honestly, I didn't enjoy that.
Everyone is locked.
-CJ.
-Sixteen?
Fourteen.
My chess friends gon' kill me
if I get this wrong.
-Who has chess friends?
-Fourteen.
Kristen.
-Oh, girl.
-[laughs] Half as many.
Oh, my God.
The correct answer is sixteen.
-[cheering]
-Congrats, CJ. You are the GOAT.
Well, I play a lot of trivia games.
And I also watched Queen's Gambit so
[cheering and laughter]
My fourth grade chess coach
would be so disappointed.
I counted over and over.
King, queen, bishop, bishop,
knight, knight, rook, rook.
Eight!
Oh, yeah, but then there's like,
a whole 'nother row. me. [laughs]
Congrats, CJ!
You know what that means.
You get immunity.
You get to choose the teams
for tomorrow's elimination challenge.
I don't know. People were doubting me
yesterday. But now look at me today!
Knowing chess. [giggles]
You can go back to GOAT Manor.
You've got some down time
so go hawk some stuff on Instagram.
[laughter]
See you tomorrow
for the elimination challenge!
CJ really surprised me.
I underestimated her tonight.
I need to have a little
chit-chat with her.
[upbeat music playing]
[Jill] Okay, I need chicken bone,
and I need horseradish.
I'm the self-proclaimed
Jewish mother of the house.
[Justin]
Now, what is this that you're making?
[Jill] I'm making chicken matzo ball soup.
-I have a whole lot of vegetables.
-[Justin] And what's in this?
These are gonna be smashed potatoes.
You're gonna die. You're gonna love it.
Tonight is a Jewish holiday
called Passover.
Passover is an enormous production.
All right, let's party, everybody!
I think we're ready to sit.
[speaks in Hebrew]
-L'Chaim!
-[Da'Vonne] L'Chaim!
One thing about coming to shows like this
is you get to meet new people,
you get to experience new cultures.
And it just so happens that I got me
a fly-ass lavender yamaka
to match my outfit.
[Jill reading Hebrew]
[in English] What's that?
Oh, girl. Don't ask me about Hebrew.
[Reza] I'm half-Jewish
so there's some warm and fuzzies going on.
I don't know what to tell ya.
Oh, my gosh!
These potatoes are so good!
Baby, that's okay.
But the horseradish?
Now, we're going to sing
a very popular song,
you may have hear it before,
called "Dayenu."
[singing in Hebrew]
[all singing]
-[in English] We'll finish with that.
-[Teck] Thank you, Jill!
Appreciate it. It was great.
Thank you, chef!
[Jill] And I'm going to assume
I don't have to clean this.
Do I have to clean this?
So, what's next?
I think we're waiting for the GOA
to pick teams for the next challenge.
-Are they going to pick the same teams?
-I think it's gonna be different teams.
If you're on the losing team, any of us
now are on the chopping block.
Yeah.
So you'll never feel safe.
You'll never feel comfortable.
So, I'm just gonna keep drinking
margaritas because
Hey! Let's do it!
-[Wendell] I'm doing tequila soda.
-[Justin] Thank you, ladies.
The yellow pom-poms
brought you good luck.
-They really did.
-[laughs] Can we go talk?
[Justin] CJ's the GOAT.
But I'm still figuring her out
as a person.
I thought we had a good connection
when we arrived.
But I don't know exactly
what is going on through her mind.
I want you to know,
like, today watching you shine,
it was incredible.
-I see you.
-I see you! I've been seeing you!
You're fucking talented and competitive.
And you shine everything that you do.
And I'm sure you had to.
-Yeah.
-You know, I'm sure you pushed yourself.
Ever since I saw you come out,
I was like,
"Oh, my God.
I want to be friends with Alyssa."
-[laughs]
-"I want in! I want in!"
And you have probably been through things
I can't even begin to comprehend
to build the person you are today.
I fought my whole life
to be the person I am today.
I know.
So, it's natural for me to go
to that will to prove myself
because I am feminine
and I am a gay man.
I don't want these other guys
to think I'm a weak link.
-I walked in here in a wig and stilettos.
-I know!
So coming here think I'm going
to be picked by other men,
-like, jarred me.
-Yeah.
And I was like, "Wait a minute,
face your fears, go for this,
meet new folks, come in last place,
give yourself a high five."
'Cause you're worthy of this.
-I think you're my hero. [giggles]
-CJ! What are you saying
Because I love you.
I just think you're amazing.
I'm immediately such a fan of his.
I love him. I can tell from his stories
that he's been through a hard life.
I've got two dads. Who you love
and what you choose to do
should not be something
you have to overcome.
It should be something to be celebrated.
And so, you know, that he's blossomed
into this amazing person
is something that I'm very proud of
and I want to see more of.
I'm glad we had this talk.
I hope that we can
-You know this is a micro-alliance, right?
-Yes.
I want to say this to you,
you've earned respect from me tonight.
Okay.
And sometimes,
with respect comes loyalty.
- I like that.
-And that's what it is.
-So, I support you.
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
Now, go inside and be the GOAT.
Go inside and be the GOAT tonight!
I'm gonna go be the GOAT.
I'm gonna go be the GOAT.
[both laugh]
[upbeat music playing]
What a moose knuckle,
like a son of a bitch.
-Are we going in the water?
-[laughing]
Joe's always last and not cheering.
-Are you trying to steal my gig?
-[Jill] That is a housewife.
-I think he looks like me.
-Hello, herd!
-I'm Lisa Rinna.
-[all laughing]
These shoes that I'm wearing right now,
they're actually my shoes.
Like, I own them.
It's time for your elimination challenge.
The team that loses
will be up for elimination.
-CJ, you're the GOAT this week.
-[applause]
Please stand over here.
Thank you.
Pick five people to be
on your team, please.
My first pick is Paola.
-Yay! Thank you!
-[applause]
-Justin.
-[applause]
-Day.
-Oh!
-Whoo!
-[applause]
And my fourth pick is Joe.
And your final pick.
Tayshia.
Tayshia. Oh, the first time in her
entire life she's been picked last.
As far as my choices for the teams,
I tried to make it fair and fun.
I clumped the Bravo people together
so they can Bravo together.
I could've stacked the team
to all the people that were winning
and I didn't. So, I hope
that everyone can just have fun.
Now, you may notice
that the teams are uneven.
CJ, as the GOAT,
you now must choose one
of the remaining seven players
to sit out this challenge.
-Can I ask what happens to them?
-Yes, you can.
-What happens?
-I can't tell you.
-[Jill laughs]
-[CJ] Oh, boy!
-Kristen.
-Come join me, Kristen.
-I shall.
-[CJ] Kristen's been very good at a few
of the competitions and her legs are sore,
she's all cut up.
I think it's good for her
to have a break and
-[bees buzzing]
-Hi, bees. Hi, I'm a vegan.
Hi! Hi! No, please.
C'mon now! C'mon!
I've been nothing but good to you.
Kristen, you are sitting out
this challenge.
But you have a choice to make.
You must tie your fate
to one of these teams.
Who do you think is going to win
this challenge?
-Oh, wow!
-[applause]
Kristen, if they win, you are safe.
If they lose
[chuckles] you are unsafe.
Bravo, it is! Best case scenario,
me and my Bravo bitches
win the challenge.
Today, you are running a Bravo-themed
relay race in three parts.
First, a Real Housewives-inspired
complete table flip.
You bitch! [shouting]
[Tosh] Two members of the team
will work together to flip a table over
and have it land back on its legs.
If you fail, reset the table
and tablecloth, and flip it again.
Until it lands right-side up.
Next is our Vanderpump Rules stop.
-What was the point of that?
-It was a drink and not my fist so
[Tosh] No, you won't be throwing drinks.
You'll be throwing silverware.
And you have to get ten
into a buss tub to move on.
Finally, the last two members of the team
will compete Below Deck style.
If I have to come in and get in the water,
-I am gonna be pissed.
-[woman] Yeah, it's unsafe to jump in.
-Oh, my god!
-Son of a bitch!
[Tosh] And finally,
to appease Captain Lee,
you'll toss two life saver's
into a floating buoy.
This is a relay that requires teamwork
because those people on Bravo shows
all need a crash course in getting along.
-[all laughing]
-Huddle up!
Decide who's doing what. Now, go get
changed into your appropriate uniform.
All right, let's do it.
[murmuring]
If there's a challenge for me,
it's the one that's Bravo.
And clearly, Kristen
didn't want to be with the losers,
AKA CJ's team.
CJ, you're getting an L, baby!
One, two, three, flip!
I'm on cloud nine that CJ picked me.
Team purple. Team GOAT, here I am.
Costume and all.
All right. Let do it.
C'mon, orange!
-Woo!
-C'mon, guys!
[Tayshia] You got this, guys!
You got this!
Ready, set, goat!
-[bleating]
-Let's go!
Let's go, let's go, guys!
Flip it!
You got it! C'mon, purple!
Yes, baby! C'mon, purple!
Oh, my God. I'm flipping these tables.
I'm channeling my boo, Teresa Giudice.
I'm like, "C'mon, girl!"
-This seems incredibly dangerous.
-Not that high!
Not that high, Reza!
[Tosh] It's time for my fav
Bravo catch phrases.
You're a fucking liar, Camille!
Close your legs to married men!
Prostitution whore engaged 19 times!
It's not about the pasta!
These are Vander
Do you know where that was from?
Yeah, Vanderpump.
-Go slow!
-[indistinct] Ready?
You got it.
Get that damn jacket off.
Flip it together and go slow.
[violin music playing]
[slowed down] Baby!
[slowed down] We got it!
-[slowed down laughter]
-[slowed down bleating]
[Jill screaming]
Ready? One, two!
-What the heck!
-I hate shooting longer than I have to
but if this took six hours,
I would be in heaven.
One more time! You got this! Come on!
-C'mon!
-[Justin grunts]
[CJ] We're making eye contact.
And then, one, two.
[suspenseful music playing]
Yes!
-We may as well had sex.
-[bleating]
[indistinct yelling]
[Justin] Me and CJ are in sync.
We got a little bit of zen,
a little bit of spice,
but a whole lot of competitive energy.
[silverware clinking]
[indistinct yelling continues]
Yes, yes!
[Reza] Go, go, go!
I am putting in the napkin,
putting the ring through it,
and grabbing it and tying the knot.
And Day was going to start throwing.
Watch the bucket as you throw!
Yeah!
Get another one, Teck!
Yes! Let's go!
My daughter and I
go to the arcade all the time
so tossing and throwing is my thing.
I got this!
-Hurry!
-Let's go!
-You got this!
-Whoa, nice shot.
Yes!
[indistinct yelling]
A little harder, D!
A little harder!
You lost a spoon!
You lost a spoon! Get the spoon!
I'm throwing it like this.
I'm throwing it like this.
And even in this challenge,
I heard my daughters voice say,
like, she always say,
"No, Mom! Toss it this way!"
-Hell yeah!
-[Tosh] There you go!
-She's got it!
-She's got it!
Notice when I start tossing it this way,
they start going in the damn bin?
Like, Kadence,
where was you at earlier?
-Shit's heating up!
-Teck, focus! You got this, baby!
You got this!
-Yes!
-Throw another! And another one!
DJ Khaled. Another one!
And another one!
-Yes!
-[Reza] There we go!
-You're doing a great job!
-You got this, Teck!
[Justin] Good job!
Good job, Teck!
A lot of people don't know that
when I was in college,
I was a waiter at California Pizza Kitchen
so this is right here in my wheel house.
Me and Chef Jason,
we're gon' to take this thing.
I'm gonna be Steph Curry
and he gonna be Klay Thompson.
But he's shorter.
So he gon' be Steph Curry
and I'm gonna be Klay Thompson.
but we gon' take this win, y'all.
-Yes, yes! Good job!
-[Jill] You got it!
-Shit!
-They're catching up! They're catching up!
You got this, girls!
You got this!
-Good!
-Yes! One more!
I just toss 'em right in
and they just glide over and land right
in that bucket where they needed to be.
[indistinct yelling]
-C'mon, c'mon!
-Let's go, let's go!
There you go!
-Yes!
-Go, go, go!
-[Teck] Go, motherfucker, go!
-Whoa! Whoa!
Orange Team moving on to
the Below Deck portion of the challenge.
My job is simple.
Take a round floatation thingy,
and throw it around a buoy.
I need to do that twice.
before the other team does
and we win.
You got this. Go.
-Whoa!
-[yelling]
Let's go, let's go!
Yeah! One more!
C'mon, Tay!
Oh, my gosh!
You got it!
-C'mon!
-[indistinct yelling]
A little harder, Wendell!
-[Jill] You got it!
-[Teck] A little harder!
Joe, toss that motherfucker
on the thing!
[suspenseful music playing]
Oh, my God!
It's gonna be a photo finish!
[yelling continues]
[epic music playing]
[bleating]
[slowed down] Kobe!
-Yes!
-[cheering]
-Yes! Yes!
-Shit, it's all right.
-It's okay.
-It's okay.
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
-Oh, Kristen! Good job.
-You have a mic on!
Whoo!
That mic definitely coming out
of his check.
Thank you, Teresa!
I love you, bitch!
[Reza] I was channeling Teresa Giudice,
Jesus, Buddha.
I was channeling
all the people to channel.
-Orange team, you are the winners!
-[cheering]
You are safe tonight.
You should really savor this
because the skills that got you here
are completely meaningless.
And for Team Purple,
CJ, you are safe,
because you have immunity
as the GOAT.
But Justin, Tayshia, Day,
Joe, and Pao,
you are up for elimination tonight.
The next time I see you will be after
you've voted in the Temple of the Goat.
-Bye!
-Good luck! Godspeed!
Bye, Lisa!
Say hi to Harry!
-Good job, everybody.
-Woo!
[Tayshia] I'm not feeling too hot.
Us women have an alliance
and we have two guys on our team,
Joe and Justin.
I love both of them dearly
so I'm in a really tough position.
[pensive music playing]
[Jill]
Well, now it smells like Clorox in here.
Okay, good.
We'll do margaritas again.
It's slim pickings.
It's slim pickings and we're all
on the chopping block so
Do you have any preference?
-Okay, there's two people there.
-So, you want one of them right?
-Mm-mm.
-Yeah.
[whispers] I want the girl.
-A girl?
-Tayshia.
-You want a
-No, thank you.
-It looks delicious though.
-It is very delicious and bubbly.
How do you feel?
I'm not the biggest team player usually.
So all of this is a challenge.
Being away from my husband,
being away from my family, like,
being sequestered in this house
with all these different personalities.
All of this, I'm not gonna lie,
I'm kinda out of my element.
So, I just gotta go with the numbers.
-Who are y'all thinking between?
-Joe.
Because I'm not gonna vote Justin,
and the girls, we have a pact.
-Agreed.
-It's just like the only option for me.
But we need to try
to make everybody on board
because they cannot know
that we have an alliance.
-What is Tayshia gonna do?
-That's the thing. Tayshia.
I don't think Tayshia is gonna agree
to vote for him.
[indistinct whispering]
How are you doing?
What do you want to do?
I'm in a very tough position
because Joe is one of my friends
and Justin and I
have a really good connection.
-So
-What else do you see being an option?
-What's the other option, CJ?
-Well, it can't be Justin.
It's not rocket science.
All the girls have an alliance.
There's two guys on the team,
so who can I eliminate?
Promised Justin I want him to succeed
and I want to support him through that,
so it has to be Joe.
I talked to Joe earlier today.
He seems checked out.
He's not fighting to stay here.
[Tayshia] I'm not disagreeing with you
in that regard.
I know. I'm sorry we lost.
The name that is being thrown around
amongst all the women is Joe.
I need to talk to Joe now.
I cannot just blindside him.
I need to be honest.
Yesterday when CJ became the GOAT,
us females made an alliance.
And there's seven us, yeah,
so we can basically
be the bigger vote.
And everyone wants to put your name down
'cause they feel like
you don't even wanna be here.
Okay, this is all
That's all bullshit. I'm not buying that.
Tayshia brought up the fact that
people think I don't want to be here.
And that's the reason why
everybody wants to vote me out.
That is bullshit. I want to be here
and I want to win.
You have an alliance with the girls
and I'm on the other end of it.
I don't want to put your name down.
So, it's either breaking my trust with you
or breaking my trust
with all of these girls.
You know you can't.
All the girls want to vote me.
Even if you don't vote me,
right now, you got the numbers.
The only other name
being thrown around is yours.
So unless I flip one of them,
I'm going home.
No, I have an alliance.
All the girls are going to vote for you.
Guess what? You're the strongest female.
So, good luck.
[chuckles]
You think they're not coming for you?
[pensive music playing]
-That's it.
-Okay.
Tayshia, if you want to make
an alliance with six people
and they're all going to vote for me,
then I have to defend myself.
This game is brutal!
Stop! I'm not doing this right now!
-It's fine.
-No, Joe.
-Joe!
-It's fine. I don't care.
He does care.
You do care!
[grunts]
[mid-tempo music playing]
[Tayshia] We all have to talk. I just want
to clear the air really quickly.
I just talked to Joe
and he got really upset at me.
And I said, "The fact that I was willing
to go against the alliance for you."
-Then, fine, I'll vote for you too.
-You told Joe that we have an alliance?
Yes. As a friend,
I'm gonna go be honest with him.
That's crazy.
I'm willing to do that because
I don't want to betray a friendship
that I've had outside of all of this.
And I would hope you guys
would all understand that.
She's let Joe know
that there's a girl alliance.
And she's also betrayed the girls
in the girl alliance.
Wow [chuckles] Wow.
She done shot herself in the foot.
I'm mean, whole pinky, toe, gone.
Like, why would you say that?
Now you're in a pickle.
We trusted you about what we talk
in this bedroom.
So it's like,
you kind of broke the pact.
At this point, we are close to vote.
Like, we are minutes to vote.
But Tayshia kind of broke the pact
that we have with the girls, so
Anything can change in any minute.
[intense music playing]
[Paola] I have anxiety.
There's so many things going on right now,
so many people talking.
It's not easy to be in this position.
You don't want anybody
to take anything personal
because we're choosing someone
who we want out.
[bell dings]
I'm sorry.
[bell dinging]
[whispering] I'm sorry, Joe.
I made an alliance with the girls.
[bell dings]
Here's the deal,
It's Tayshia or myself.
Because of that,
unfortunately I have to vote her out.
[bell dings]
[whispers] Tayshia.
[bleating]
-[drums playing]
-Hi!
[bleating]
[intense music playing]
I don't want to be outside
and do this elimination.
But I'm happy to sit in my furry chair.
And I hope it keeps me warm.
Welcome to
your second ultimation.
Let's see if the sequel
lives up to the original.
[Tayshia] Why does it have to
be so serious?
We learned Wendell
doesn't watch baseball or football.
-[Tosh chuckles] Nerd.
-You caught that! [laughs]
Tonight, one of you will be evicted
from GOAT Manor.
And move into GOAT-partments
across the highway.
[giggling]
[Tosh] CJ showed you all up
while covered in mud.
And we saw how difficult it is to flip
a cocktail table when you're not drunk.
[laughter]
For one of you, your bid to be
the greatest of all time ends tonight.
And sadly, your tiny golden goat
will be melted down.
[bleating]
And your food in the refrigerator,
will be eaten by Jason.
-[contestants laughing]
-[Tosh] Now, to the votes.
[Tosh sniffles]
The first vote is
Joe.
The next vote
Joe.
The next vote
Joe.
[Tayshia] I pulled Joe aside to give him
the rundown of what's going on
because of our alliance.
But now I'm thinking,
It doesn't feel right to go
against the girls' group
but then it also doesn't feel right
to go against a friend. So
Why am I crying? Honestly, I freaking hate
this place. Take me home
Don't take me home.
Just take me to my bed. How about that?
[Tosh] The next vote
Tayshia.
The next vote
Tayshia.
Next vote Tayshia.
[Tayshia] I think I can be a threat.
I can understand why people
are voting for me.
If I'm competition, I'm competition.
That's all it is.
[Tosh] Next vote
Tayshia.
-[pensive music playing]
-The next vote
Tayshia.
The next vote
Tayshia.
That's six votes for Tayshia.
One more and you will be eliminated.
The next vote
Tayshia.
And the final three votes
are all for Tayshia.
With a vote of ten to three,
Tayshia, I'm sorry,
you're exiled from GOAT Manor.
[Paola] Tayshia was not my first option.
I wanted to keep our alliance and our pact
but she told Joe that we have an alliance.
So that broke the pact.
That's what it was for me to say like,
"Okay, you're out."
because I don't trust you.
And all the girls felt the same.
It doesn't change anything.
I'm happy with my performance. I think
I clearly did a little bit right.
I think I'm a threat.
And I do it because I care.
And at the end of the day, I think I made
some good connections
with good people here.
-Joe, you little shit!
-[laughter]
-[all] Aw!
-I love you all.
Your goat has grazed too close to the sun.
I think what I may have
done differently looking back
is possibly not winning
the first challenge.
Maybe sneaking up on them
a little bit more.
And also,
not caring if people like me or not.
I think my honesty and
my want to include everyone
in the conversation bit me in the butt.
But at the end of the day,
I'm not mad for
-[car horn beeping]
-Is that my car?
I get a Prius? I came out with an Escalade
and now I get a Prius?
For the rest of you,
I'll see you tomorrow. Sleep tight!
[Reza] Thank you!
Bunch of backstabbing motherfuckers!
What am I doing?
I'm not going to let this happen.
I'm going to leave my wife and kids.
[yelling] Tayshia! Tayshia!
[grunts] Tayshia!
[Tosh yelps]
[pensive music playing]
You go back in your home!
Go back!
[Justin] My goat is shook!
She's shooketh!
[Joe] Ah, thanks.
[Jill] Looking back at day one,
I'm shocked Tayshia's out.
I think if she hadn't won the first
elimination, she would still be here.
She made enemies in the house
and unfortunately people
perceive her as a threat.
And kudos to Tayshia.
But she showed it too soon.
Wait, I'm sorry.
Can we recap a little bit?
-How many notes were for
-There were three.
-Three or two?
-Three.
Who was the fucking third person
that voted for Joe?
-[Justin] I think Kristen was.
-I need to know. I'm gonna ask her.
I'm gonna ask her right away.
Kristen, I need to talk to you.
-Who you voted for?
-Tayshia.
You did?
So there is a third person
who voted for Joe.
Can we just go through
the process of elimination?
Fuck that shit.
I don't wanna
Because we need to know
who lied to our face.
All of the sudden, we realize
the numbers are not adding up.
There should only have been
two votes for Joe but there were three.
Whoever lied, you're my next one out.
And I will figure it the fuck out.
So someone is a damn liar.
Three people voted for Joe.
-CJ, Tayshia, and who else?
-Who else did it?
Who's the third person that voted for Joe?
Well, honey, I didn't vote for Joe.
I voted for Tayshia.
[Justin] I have no problem saying
I voted for Tayshia.
[Da'Vonne]
Everyone's in the kitchen yelling.
The house is in an uproar.
And I'm guilty as hell.
Oh, I voted for Tayshia.
[laughs] I voted for Tayshia.
Now, all of these weird alliances
that were made
Oh, they finna crumble.
They're about the crumble
and I'm gon' let 'em shoot at each other.
And I'm gonna skate right on to the end.
And I love that for me!
If everyone here knew what was going on.
No, what is the benefit
of giving your vote to Joe?
Because it creates this. It does this
and it makes people suspicious.
Someone else voted for Joe
just to fuck with us.
This game is getting very serious
and very tough.
I don't know who did it.
But I'm still here so
I made it.
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
[Tosh] On the next episode of The GOAT
Welcome to the GOAT Manor
untalented show!
-Okay, ladies! Everybody, get up!
-Woo!
It's fucked up what people
will do for money.
This talent show is brought to you
by Medic Alert!
-[yelling]
-[laughing]
Me taking this swing at Justin is huge.
But I have to get the W
by any means necessary.
That's the game!
You're politicking, strategizing,
every day, every second. Girl, bounce!
-What happened, Day?
-I'm going home! I'm going home!
I'm going home!
I'm going home!
[Reza] Please don't cry.
Please don't cry.