The Hills (2006) s01e02 Episode Script

My new life in L.
A.
Was off to a great start.
Hi! Already I had moved into an awesome new apartment with my best friend Heidi and landed a dream internship at Teen Vogue.
You work for us.
You represent us.
You look great.
You don't behave badly.
My first big assignment was to work a huge Hollywood party.
Your job is simply to stand here and guard this area.
- Got it, Blaine.
- Okay.
You have fun! It was a pretty amazing party, which is probably why Heidi decided to crash it.
- Can you get us in? - Seriously? Heidi did what she wanted, when she wanted.
Of course, she didn't do it quietly.
I didn't do anything! Calm down.
And now, I was going to have to answer to my boss.
- We'll talk about it on Monday.
- Okay.
Should I wear, like, this over it? - Might be a little short.
- You and me, we have different short.
Come on, Teen Vogue girl.
Help me out here.
Speaking of Teen Vogue, I got yelled at.
No way.
Well, no, I didn't get yelled at.
- I got, like, scolded.
- What? Because a couple of my friends showed up at that Teen Vogue party.
- Lame.
Who did that? - I know.
And they made a scene, - and I got in trouble.
- No.
But you didn't get fired, right? You can't just crash any more of my work things.
- Okay, we'll make that a rule.
- Yeah, it's gonna be a big rule.
Geplaatst door: Wendelina1987 Hi, how are you? - You look cute.
- Thanks.
So do you.
What'd you think about the party? We didn't even get to talk about it.
I don't know, if like, no one ever said anything to me about letting them in, but hopefully, like, everything's okay.
I mean, I didn't want them to come.
Heidi shouldn't have gone and, like, gotten in a fight with her boyfriend at my work.
No, that wasn't really responsible.
But then, like, Lisa came over, remember? And you haven't talked to her since? She's a little scary.
This is gonna be interesting.
You and Heidi got into an argument again.
You guys both get so jealous of each other.
That's because she's all over everybody, dude.
She thinks she's just being friendly.
But what she doesn't realise is, like, - guys get the wrong impression - She knew she was wrong.
She admitted it to me.
- So what happened? - We made up.
How many times did you make up? - You know what I mean? - Yeah.
Did you ever ask Heidi if you could have a threesome with Lauren? No, I hadn't got to that yet.
You got to ask these types of questions.
You're in Hollywood now, Jordan.
This isn't North Carolina.
There's no printer, is there? Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
Lisa wants to talk to you.
Hi.
Come in.
Have a seat.
We have to talk about the Teen Vogue party.
I just want to hear your side.
Your friends' behaviour I heard that they were quite drunk and had a fight.
- Who let them in? - I mean, I wasn't out there.
- Right.
- I don't know exactly how they came in.
They came in.
So I really do not approve of any alcohol or substance abuse at all by anyone that we know.
Just remember always, constantly, you're representing us, okay? - Okay.
- It's really important.
I understand that.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to New York next week for Fashion Week, so while I'm gone, behave.
And that's about it.
You okay? - What happened? - I got scolded.
No, you didn't.
What did they say? She basically wanted to know She's like, "How'd they get in? "Why were they there? Like, why'd you let them sit? "I don't understand how your friends got in.
" - And I was like, "I don't know.
" - Oh, God.
I was like, "Someone must have let them in the front.
" She's like, "You don't know how?" And I was like, "I don't know.
" Oh, my God.
Honestly, thank you so much.
I mean, like, you saved my ass.
- No, I asked you to do it.
- I know, but, like, I did it.
So, maybe that was my fault for letting them in.
No.
It's Heidi's fault.
- Good afternoon, Quixote.
- What are you doing? I'm working.
What are you doing? I'm kind of recovering.
What are you doing tonight? Today, I have to work until 6:00, - and then - That sucks.
Yeah, I work every day from 9:00 to 6:00.
We should all go out and do something.
We're gonna go to this new club called LAX.
I think that Brian might be there.
That's interesting.
All right, I'll give you a call.
Okay, bye.
Did Lisa Love talk to you today? Yeah.
And I got in a lot of trouble.
She's all scary.
I don't like that lady.
- You guys excited to go out? - Oh, yeah! Party at LAX.
Now, if we don't get in, let's just go to Mood.
Well, I know the guy who works the door there.
Oh my God.
It's supposed to be a really good spot.
Later, guys.
- How are you? - Good.
How are you? - What's up, man? - Yeah, how are you? - What's up, dude? - How are you? You guys are the biggest dorks.
They said they had all this trouble, like, finding someone who's that tall and could act.
- That's you.
- So, I've got the audition tomorrow, so I'm gonna call right now.
Where's Heidi? Do you know? Where is Heidi? - Guess what, guess what, guess what! - There you are.
Wait, what did you do? Events, clubs, everything.
Is he single? Actually, I was trying to get another boyfriend.
Is that the answer you want? I'm like, "What do I love doing? Partying!" Some dude just gave your girl - a business card.
- Oh, don't even - With his number on it.
rain on my parade.
Don't rain on my parade.
Heidi, what time are you going home? - About 2:00.
- 2:00? You're gonna stay out till close? We have school really early tomorrow.
I'm so excited.
Are you proud of me? I'm gonna go, then.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I gotta go, all right, man Heidi.
We got to go to school.
My god, I can't believe it.
I don't want to do this.
That's bad.
I'm already planning on, like, ditching my classes.
- You can't ditch your first class, Heidi.
- Why? Why? Seriously? Emily.
Vanessa.
Ashley.
Sarah.
Thank you.
Lucille.
Lauren Conrad.
Okay, are we all here? Yes? Ready to roll? Oh, my God, dude.
My head is killing me.
This going out every night is getting Yeah.
What's Heidi and Lauren doing today? They're at school.
I want to hang out with, like, me, you, Heidi and Audrina.
Of course you do.
Of course you do.
Dude, Heidi is like the supreme person to hook up people.
She goes up to every girl and is like, "You have to meet the best guy ever.
" And from now on, I'm just gonna be like, "Heidi, her.
" Yeah, yeah.
Good afternoon, Quixote.
Hey, I think that Brian's interested in you.
- Really? - Yeah.
Did you kiss him? - No, no, we didn't kiss.
- Well, do you like him? I don't know.
He seems really sweet, and he's cute and nice and funny.
Well, perfect.
I'll give you a call after school.
All right, I'll talk to you later.
- All right, bye.
- Bye.
- Actually, this one's taken.
Sorry.
- It's okay.
That's all our info for today.
See you next time.
- Heidi.
- Hi.
- Want to sit? - Yeah.
How's your first day going? I didn't finish.
What do you mean you didn't finish? Did you just leave? Yeah.
Heidi, you can't just walk out of a class.
Whatever.
- What other class do you have? - Art.
I already missed it today.
Because I couldn't find it, so I was like, "Screw this.
I'm not going.
" Heidi, you can't just, like, not go to your classes.
Well, I don't think they want me to go an hour late.
- Well, they want you to go.
- Art's really lame, you know.
Yeah, but, Heidi, I would give it more than a day.
I will.
I'll give it more than a day.
- Heidi Ready to go? - Yeah.
- I got to go to work.
- I'm ready for a nap.
No, it wasn't a movie.
It was a magazine article.
Do you believe everything the movie says? - You are retarded.
- Are you Sit down.
I'm still tired from last night.
I would be if I were you, too.
What? You saying you wear me out? I had a hard day at school today.
- What'd you do at school? - I hate it.
You know when you get the feeling you're not meant to do something? - Yeah.
- You just know you're not meant to do it.
I just know I'm not meant to do school right now.
'Cause if I already have this interview, and if I get the job, then that's what I'd be going to school for.
What, at Bolthouse? I mean, school's not meant for everyone.
- I'm not in.
- Yeah.
You have any classes with Lauren? - No, but it's like - No? Lauren doesn't understand that I'm not meant to do what she's meant to do.
Quit.
Good morning, good morning.
Rise and shine.
Should I wear this, with the tank under it? Do you care what you look like? - I wear sweats to school.
- I'm not going to school.
Why? I'm going to that interview with Bolthouse.
- What time is it, though? - It's at the same time as class.
But I think that if I get this job, I'm not gonna go back to school.
- Like, for a semester? - Like back, period.
You're not gonna go to school at all, Heidi? No, because, like, what I'm going to school for is, you know, to get the kind of job that I'd be getting, 'cause it's, like, my dream job, so I don't know.
And then if it doesn't work out, I could always go back to school, but I might as well take a chance.
I thought we moved here to go to school together.
This is, like, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get this kind of job.
Well, I mean, if you think that it's, like, something - that's not gonna come along again - I don't.
So, I'm gonna drop out if I get it, for sure.
I don't know.
We'll see what happens.
So? - Hi.
- Well, hello.
- How are you? - Good.
How are you? I'm very good.
Okay.
- So, what's up? - We went out to this club LAX.
Heidi, my roommate, met this guy, Brent.
And he plans events, and that's, like, what she wants to do.
She's going in for an interview today for, like, an assistant position for them.
- Are you serious? - She's not the best at interviews.
She's not? Okay, when you're in an interview, you're supposed to lie.
Okay, here, if I'm interviewing you, and I say, "What is, like, your biggest flaw?" You make it a positive flaw, like Like, "I have difficulty, like, not finishing things.
"Like, I always have to finish something.
" If you ask Heidi, "What's your biggest flaw?" She's like, "Yeah, like, I don't really go to school.
"I don't really finish stuff.
" So she didn't go to school today so that she could go to an interview, and she's saying if she gets the job, she's not gonna go back.
I don't know.
Hopefully, it'll be a positive thing for her.
Yeah, I mean, we'll see.
We'll see if she even gets it, though.
- Hopefully.
- Yeah.
Brent's just wrapping up a call, - so if you want to have a seat out here - Okay, yeah.
I'm gonna take that in to him.
Okay, great.
- Do you want water or anything? - No, I'm great.
Thank you.
- Okay he'll be back in in a sec.
- Perfect.
Thank you.
- Ready? I have her résumé.
- Yeah.
- You ready? - Sure.
Let me just finish sending this.
- I love your office.
- Hi.
- I'm so nervous.
- Don't worry.
I know.
Take a deep breath.
So, tell me why you think you should work here.
I think that because I'm extremely hardworking and I'll go the extra mile and I won't quit until everything's, like, exactly the way you want it and I don't give up easily.
I need a second assistant.
So that means you'd kind of, like, - just help keep our life organised - Right.
where we're kind of, like, the hub of the company.
I hate drama, so as little drama as possible.
Yeah.
That's good to hear.
- Hello? - Guess what, guess what, guess what! - What? - I got the job! No, you didn't.
Yeah, I seriously got it.
The number-one, like, event-planning PR firm, and I'm working for them.
I'm like, "I have a job.
" It's not like Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
I get a salary! That is awesome.
Congratulations, Heidi.
I know, and they're Oh, my God, and that office is gorgeous.
Like, inside it has, like, brick walls and, like, these awesome paintings, and I get a lunch break and stuff.
A real lunch break? Okay, I'm only, like, 19 and I have my dream job.
Well, good for you.
What could go wrong? I'm so excited.
And I think I start, like, Monday.
Weird.
Lauren? Fashion school dropout No graduation day for you Lauren? Fashion school dropout