Two Sentence Horror Stories (2017) s01e02 Episode Script
Squirm
(OMINOUS MUSIC) (HIGH-PITCHED HUM) [GROUP.]
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! [KEISHA.]
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Nice.
Pretty soon, you'll be a degenerate, - just like us.
- Mm, mm-hm.
(SANJAY CHUCKLES) It looks like Doug is trying to share some of his human resources with the ladies in accounting.
You know, maybe he's trying to get back in the game.
- Cheers! Ow! - Hey.
Be careful, otherwise I'll report you to Doug for workplace harassment.
No way, man.
You coerced a lowly assistant into beer games at an office party.
You know you're not getting the payout.
True.
He'd probably just give me a Kind of a Big Deal mug.
(KEISHA SNORTS) (SANJAY AND KEISHA LAUGH) I'm a little woozy.
- Lightweight.
- Oh, boo.
(SIGHS) (KEISHA CHUCKLES) Oh, are you okay? Yeah.
Too much office party.
- (WOMAN CHUCKLES) - Oh.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (TENSE MUSIC) (GASPS) (LOCK CLICKS) Is this a sick joke or something?! It's not funny! It's okay.
It's okay, I'm okay.
(PHONE CHIMES) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (KEISHA SCREAMS) What happened to me? (KEISHA GROANS) We weren't able to collect any conclusive evidence for the rape kit.
Doesn't mean you weren't assaulted, it just means there was no sperm or other evidence left behind.
But based on symptoms and blackout, I feel pretty confident you were roofied.
A blood test will be able to confirm you are.
If you want, we can prescribe postexposure prophylaxis to prevent HIV infection, as well as emergency contraception to We've run a full panel on your blood to test for any STDs, though I'd suggest also testing in another month at the clinic.
We can also contact the police on your behalf.
Being roofied is something the police - would take seriously.
- I don't even know what he did to me.
(GENTLE MUSIC) (BIRD CHIRPING) (PHONE RINGING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (PHONE CHIMING) [DOUG.]
Hey, Keisha.
Sorry to hear you're sick.
Drink lots of fluids if you can.
I just wanted to give you a heads up that I saw you're actually out of sick days until the end of the fiscal year.
I'm gonna have to dock your pay.
But focus on getting better.
- See you soon.
- (GENTLE MUSIC) (SOFT SCRATCHING) (SOFT WHISPERING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SOFT SCRATCHING) (SIGHS) (MAN LAUGHS) [SANJAY.]
You look like you kept the party going all weekend.
(SOFT WHISPERING) (SOFT SCRATCHING) - - [KEISHA.]
There's something wrong with me.
- - [PAM.]
All the STD tests from the hospital came back clear.
No, I know there is something wrong with me, inside.
[PAM.]
That's a natural feeling when you've been violated and made to feel like your body isn't your own.
What did he do? Did he wear a condom? Did he take pictures? What did he do? I keep trying to remember, but it's just a black hole.
Keisha, I think you have to face the possibility you may never know, so you don't stay stuck in that hole forever.
How? [PAM.]
With us.
We're here to help you.
You're not alone.
Hey.
Hey.
Quit dillydallying and get back to work.
Screw you.
(HEELS CLICKING) (KNOCKING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (GASPS) Oh, no, no, no, no! - (SOBBING) - (TENSE MUSIC) - (SCREAMS) - (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (GASPING) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (KEISHA SCREAMS) (GASPING) (COUGHING) [KEISHA VOICEOVER.]
What's inside of me? Are you okay? If you ever need to talk to someone about anything Hey, Maureen, do you mind if I steal Keisha for a minute? (OMINOUS MUSIC) (LOCK CLICKS) Hey.
You okay? You look like you had a late, late night.
You might wanna smooth that out.
Listen, I know things have been off, but I wanna come clean.
I got a new job.
- What? - Listen, Keisha, I think you're super cool.
And I don't wanna not hang out with you because we're not working together anymore.
Wanna grab dinner sometime? [KEISHA.]
No! Get off of me! Get off of me! (KNOCKING) Keisha?! Sanjay had a scratch on his face, and now Sanjay is gone.
But I have to tell you, regardless of any of any formal complaint, we have to make a note of this in your file.
I mean, that was a physical altercation.
Please, I really need this job.
Keisha, to be honest with you, you have been unpredictable these last couple of weeks, and your performance has slipped significantly.
I mean, I was planning on calling you in for a formal check-in anyway.
I know, I've been dealing with some personal issues.
You've been a great asset this last year, and I personally (SIGHS), I don't wanna have to let you go.
Something bad happened to me.
I don't need to go into the details.
I don't even really have all of them, honestly.
And that's the hardest part, the not knowing.
It's eating me up.
It's taking up all of the space inside of me.
It's all I can think about, the sense of powerlessness, helplessness.
I feel like I'm choking.
Is that why you're hurting yourself? It feels like I have something inside of me, something I don't want, something that's not supposed to be there, something wrong.
I feel like I'm going crazy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry! No, no, no, no.
It's okay.
Let me get you a tissue.
- (KEISHA SOBS) - Shh.
(OMINOUS MUSIC) (WHIMPERING) (DOOR CLACKS) When my wife left me, (SIGHS) she didn't even leave a note.
One day, I got home from work, and she was just gone.
This endless void of questions that I am never gonna get answered.
It is so powerless.
It's the worst torment in the world not to know, you know, to drive yourself crazy wondering and wondering, never knowing.
(CAMERA SNAPS) (CAMERA WHIRS) I don't know what it is you think you have inside of you, but that was never the point.
But I am thrilled to know that you will always think of me now.
Makes me feel a little less alone.
(SOFTLY BLOWING) - (CAMERA SNAPS) (CAMERA WHIRS) - Mm.
Well, we've been trying fill this position for over a month, so we're so glad to have you.
Plus, you're much prettier than Sanjay.
(COUGHING) Would you excuse me, Allie? I might be coming down with something.
(DOUG GROANS) (DOUG GROANING) (TOILET FLUSHES) (DOUG SIGHING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SIGHING) (GENTLE MUSIC) (SIGHS) Okay.
(HEELS CLICKING) (GROANING) - (WHIMPERING) - (TENSE MUSIC) (SCREAMING) (GENTLE MUSIC)
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! [KEISHA.]
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Nice.
Pretty soon, you'll be a degenerate, - just like us.
- Mm, mm-hm.
(SANJAY CHUCKLES) It looks like Doug is trying to share some of his human resources with the ladies in accounting.
You know, maybe he's trying to get back in the game.
- Cheers! Ow! - Hey.
Be careful, otherwise I'll report you to Doug for workplace harassment.
No way, man.
You coerced a lowly assistant into beer games at an office party.
You know you're not getting the payout.
True.
He'd probably just give me a Kind of a Big Deal mug.
(KEISHA SNORTS) (SANJAY AND KEISHA LAUGH) I'm a little woozy.
- Lightweight.
- Oh, boo.
(SIGHS) (KEISHA CHUCKLES) Oh, are you okay? Yeah.
Too much office party.
- (WOMAN CHUCKLES) - Oh.
(UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (TENSE MUSIC) (GASPS) (LOCK CLICKS) Is this a sick joke or something?! It's not funny! It's okay.
It's okay, I'm okay.
(PHONE CHIMES) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (KEISHA SCREAMS) What happened to me? (KEISHA GROANS) We weren't able to collect any conclusive evidence for the rape kit.
Doesn't mean you weren't assaulted, it just means there was no sperm or other evidence left behind.
But based on symptoms and blackout, I feel pretty confident you were roofied.
A blood test will be able to confirm you are.
If you want, we can prescribe postexposure prophylaxis to prevent HIV infection, as well as emergency contraception to We've run a full panel on your blood to test for any STDs, though I'd suggest also testing in another month at the clinic.
We can also contact the police on your behalf.
Being roofied is something the police - would take seriously.
- I don't even know what he did to me.
(GENTLE MUSIC) (BIRD CHIRPING) (PHONE RINGING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (PHONE CHIMING) [DOUG.]
Hey, Keisha.
Sorry to hear you're sick.
Drink lots of fluids if you can.
I just wanted to give you a heads up that I saw you're actually out of sick days until the end of the fiscal year.
I'm gonna have to dock your pay.
But focus on getting better.
- See you soon.
- (GENTLE MUSIC) (SOFT SCRATCHING) (SOFT WHISPERING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SOFT SCRATCHING) (SIGHS) (MAN LAUGHS) [SANJAY.]
You look like you kept the party going all weekend.
(SOFT WHISPERING) (SOFT SCRATCHING) - - [KEISHA.]
There's something wrong with me.
- - [PAM.]
All the STD tests from the hospital came back clear.
No, I know there is something wrong with me, inside.
[PAM.]
That's a natural feeling when you've been violated and made to feel like your body isn't your own.
What did he do? Did he wear a condom? Did he take pictures? What did he do? I keep trying to remember, but it's just a black hole.
Keisha, I think you have to face the possibility you may never know, so you don't stay stuck in that hole forever.
How? [PAM.]
With us.
We're here to help you.
You're not alone.
Hey.
Hey.
Quit dillydallying and get back to work.
Screw you.
(HEELS CLICKING) (KNOCKING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (GASPS) Oh, no, no, no, no! - (SOBBING) - (TENSE MUSIC) - (SCREAMS) - (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (GASPING) (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (KEISHA SCREAMS) (GASPING) (COUGHING) [KEISHA VOICEOVER.]
What's inside of me? Are you okay? If you ever need to talk to someone about anything Hey, Maureen, do you mind if I steal Keisha for a minute? (OMINOUS MUSIC) (LOCK CLICKS) Hey.
You okay? You look like you had a late, late night.
You might wanna smooth that out.
Listen, I know things have been off, but I wanna come clean.
I got a new job.
- What? - Listen, Keisha, I think you're super cool.
And I don't wanna not hang out with you because we're not working together anymore.
Wanna grab dinner sometime? [KEISHA.]
No! Get off of me! Get off of me! (KNOCKING) Keisha?! Sanjay had a scratch on his face, and now Sanjay is gone.
But I have to tell you, regardless of any of any formal complaint, we have to make a note of this in your file.
I mean, that was a physical altercation.
Please, I really need this job.
Keisha, to be honest with you, you have been unpredictable these last couple of weeks, and your performance has slipped significantly.
I mean, I was planning on calling you in for a formal check-in anyway.
I know, I've been dealing with some personal issues.
You've been a great asset this last year, and I personally (SIGHS), I don't wanna have to let you go.
Something bad happened to me.
I don't need to go into the details.
I don't even really have all of them, honestly.
And that's the hardest part, the not knowing.
It's eating me up.
It's taking up all of the space inside of me.
It's all I can think about, the sense of powerlessness, helplessness.
I feel like I'm choking.
Is that why you're hurting yourself? It feels like I have something inside of me, something I don't want, something that's not supposed to be there, something wrong.
I feel like I'm going crazy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry! No, no, no, no.
It's okay.
Let me get you a tissue.
- (KEISHA SOBS) - Shh.
(OMINOUS MUSIC) (WHIMPERING) (DOOR CLACKS) When my wife left me, (SIGHS) she didn't even leave a note.
One day, I got home from work, and she was just gone.
This endless void of questions that I am never gonna get answered.
It is so powerless.
It's the worst torment in the world not to know, you know, to drive yourself crazy wondering and wondering, never knowing.
(CAMERA SNAPS) (CAMERA WHIRS) I don't know what it is you think you have inside of you, but that was never the point.
But I am thrilled to know that you will always think of me now.
Makes me feel a little less alone.
(SOFTLY BLOWING) - (CAMERA SNAPS) (CAMERA WHIRS) - Mm.
Well, we've been trying fill this position for over a month, so we're so glad to have you.
Plus, you're much prettier than Sanjay.
(COUGHING) Would you excuse me, Allie? I might be coming down with something.
(DOUG GROANS) (DOUG GROANING) (TOILET FLUSHES) (DOUG SIGHING) (OMINOUS MUSIC) (SIGHING) (GENTLE MUSIC) (SIGHS) Okay.
(HEELS CLICKING) (GROANING) - (WHIMPERING) - (TENSE MUSIC) (SCREAMING) (GENTLE MUSIC)