We Are Who We Are (2020) s01e02 Episode Script
Right Here Right Now II
1
WATER LAPS
RICHARD IN ITALIAN:
- CAITLIN: Should I drop anchor?
- RICHARD: No, this is gonna be fast.
RICHARD: Don't hold it too high up,
keep it 30 centimetres from the ground.
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
CAITLIN CALLS OUT:
Teresa?
IN ITALIAN:
RICHARD:
That was fast.
Not bad.
Not too good.
Come on. Come on.
RICHARD LAUGHS
- CAITLIN GRUNTS
- Let's go. Harder! Harder!
- Alright. Alright.
- Time out. Ready?
- Yeah.
JENNY:
Oi, your breakfast now.
And try to hurry,
you're always late for school.
Careful.
DANNY:
Oh, Mom, no bacon for me.
Aliens landing today?
DANNY SIGHS:
Look who's talking.
CAITLIN:
Mmm, yummy. Arab for breakfast.
Cool.
Muffins. Again.
SHE SNIFFS
Is there hibiscus in this?
Don't talk with your mouth full.
Danny asked for them.
- And what happened to you?
- Yeah. Yo, you stink.
- Come on, you know you like it.
- Stop. Stop.
- CAITLIN: Chill out, bro.
- JENNY: Go wash up, it's getting late.
And take that cap off!
Danny the Champ. How's it going?
JENNY:
Why do you have to take her with you?
You make her late.
"I am he that aches with amorous love"
TEACHER:
Start over again, Caitlin.
With a little more conviction.
Don't be afraid of these words.
Of the passion that's in these words.
"I am he that aches with amorous love.
Does the earth gravitate?
Does not all matter, aching,
attract all matter?
So the body of me to all I meet or know.
So the body of me to all I meet or know."
SCHOOL BELL RINGS
SAM:
You like that?
CAITLIN:
Uh-huh.
SAM:
Can you feel me?
Your body
Only yours
OK, OK.
SAM SIGHS:
What's the matter? Isn't this OK?
Not, not here, babe.
Come on, it's nice here.
OK, OK.
You mad at me?
Thought you liked the way I did it.
- It's not you, babe.
- What do you mean "it's not me"?
Fine.
SAM:
Cate!
JET PLANE ROARS OVERHEAD
SAM:
Yo, why's this fucking guy following us?
Hey, hey, wait for me!
CRAIG:
Room for everyone!
So, how did it go?
Fine.
Sam doesn't seem happy.
What do you know about Sam?
I look at him.
- You look at him?
- SHE LAUGHS: I look at all of them.
- Yeah, OK.
- BRITNEY LAUGHS
Did you at least touch his thing?
- No.
- But you felt it.
- Yeah.
- THEY LAUGH
CAITLIN:
Who the fuck is he?
Walk for me.
Walk for me!
- What?
- Just a couple of steps.
Come on, do it for me. It's an experiment.
Check out how he holds his legs.
Yeah, so?
My theory
He's got a big one.
You're really sick, you know that?
SHE SCOFFS:
You can sit now.
THEY GIGGLE
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
- No. No! No!
- ENRICO IN ITALIAN
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
CAITLIN:
You asshole!
CRAIG:
You wanna fall too? You wanna fall too?
- Have you done it before?
- BRITNEY: Yeah!
- You did?
- SAM: Hey, babe!
No, no, no, no!
OK. Hey.
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
For real.
You can tell by the way he walks?
It doesn't make any sense.
- Unfortunately, I've seen you walk, too.
- Hey! What the fuck!
ALL LAUGH
Why are you such a bitch to Danny?
Because he likes it.
SHE LAUGHS
IN ITALIAN:
DANNY:
Put that shit on, man!
Hey, where are you going, T-shirt?
GUYS IN ITALIAN:
Um, um, um!
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
Hey, where are you going?
DANNY: We're all going to Gigi's
'cause Enrico's got passes.
- Where were you?
- CAITLIN: Oh, huh. I was cheating on you.
IN ITALIAN:
What happened?
CAITLIN:
I got my period!
SHE LAUGHS
Oh, my!
MUSIC: "Self Control"
by Raf
Oh-oh-oh ♪
Oh the night is my world ♪
City life painted girls ♪
In a day nothing matters ♪
It's the night time that flatters ♪
In the night no control ♪
Through the wall something ♪
Danny! Have a drink.
No, I'm good.
- Come on, just a little bit.
- I'm good, man.
Whatever.
Duty calls.
Hold this.
Before the morning comes the story's told ♪
You take my self you take my self control ♪
Another night another day goes by ♪
IN ITALIAN:
I don't speak Italian, sorry.
Your name?
Harper.
Harper is a name for boys.
It's a name for a lot of things.
- IN ITALIAN: Di dove sei?
From a lot of places.
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
Hey, your brother?
IN ITALIAN:
CRAIG:
Hey, what's going on?
IN ITALIAN:
You always gotta be
at the centre of attention.
- CAITLIN: Oh, fuck you.
- Don't ever say "fuck you" to me!
Clearly, you'd rather see me with a hijab,
baby brother. Hmm?
Hmm?
- All you do is talk, but you don't know shit.
- What are you gonna do about it?
Nothing.
Hey, hey, hey! Calm down, man!
- What's this about a hijab?
- Nothing, man!
I'm not a savage. OK?
It's just sometimes I think about God.
Come here, man.
I know you're not a savage.
I just think about God.
IN ITALIAN:
- Where is he?
- Who?
- T-shirt.
- Who cares?
Happy period, you little slut!
Welcome to the club.
ENRICO IN ITALIAN:
GUARD:
Go ahead.
IN ITALIAN:
SOLDIER:
Hey, Cate!
- JENNY: Danny?
- CAITLIN: It's me.
- Where's Danny?
- CAITLIN: I don't know.
Come here.
Give me a kiss.
- It's 72 and sunny today in Chicago.
- CAITLIN: Cool.
I bet it's a perfect day for the lake.
How was your day?
- Fine, how was yours?
- I met the new commander.
And her wife.
Cool.
JENNY:
Did you meet Fraser, their son?
TV CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND
Oh, shit.
SHE LAUGHS
Jesus!
Oh, my God.
DISTANT TAPPING NOISE OUTSIDE
SHE YAWNS
HE GRUNTS
RICHARD:
Did I wake you?
CAITLIN:
I wasn't sleeping.
Keep your hands up or you'll hurt yourself.
- Wanna spar?
- No, no.
- Come on, Dad.
- You're off your game.
CAITLIN:
Just a couple of punches.
- Light punches.
- CAITLIN: OK.
- Light.
- OK.
Light punches.
THEY BOTH GRUN
I'm sorry.
CAITLIN:
It's fine.
I didn't mean it. Let's stop.
It's, it's OK.
RICHARD:
Let's go watch the game.
CHEERING ON TV
CAITLIN:
Yeah, sure.
COMMENTATOR INDISTINC
needed in the finals of the US League
All-Star game Home Run Derby.
- Are you still hanging out with Sam?
- Yeah.
You like him?
- Sometimes.
- And when you don't?
I get bored.
- Is he making you sad?
- SHE CHUCKLES: No, Dad.
- Because if he's making you sad
- I know. I know.
DONALD TRUMP:
I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message.
MAN: The politicians can pretend
it's something else,
but Donald Trump calls it
radical Islamic terrorism.
That's why he's calling for
a temporary shutdown
of Muslims entering the United States
until we can figure out what's going on.
You're really going gray, Dad.
Watch your mouth, troop!
It's just the light.
Yeah, sure, it's just the light.
We will make America great again.
CHEERING
- I got it today.
- What'd you get?
I got it, Dad.
Damn! You tell mom?
- No.
- Why not?
She was watching the weather report
from Chicago, again.
Rain?
CAITLIN LAUGHS: No.
Perfect day for the lake, though.
RICHARD:
That sucks.
RICHARD:
Actually it's good.
- Really?
- Absolutely.
I I feel weird.
It's normal, it's the hormones, you know?
It's just your body.
CAITLIN:
It's just my body.
Really, it's no big deal.
It's gonna be great.
CAITLIN LAUGHS
I love you, Dad.
- CAITLIN: Dad?
- JENNY: He just left.
BOAT ENGINE STARTS UP
Shit! Dad! Dad!
Dad! Come back!
CRAIG:
Forward. March.
Left, left, left, right, left.
Left, left, left, right-o left.
Left, left. Platoon. Halt.
Right face.
Present arms.
BUGLE CALL
Order arms.
- Hansen!
- HANSEN: Sir?
- Take over.
- HANSEN: I got them, sir.
- CRAIG: Hey.
- Hey.
- You alright?
- Yeah, I'm good.
- O positive.
- Yeah. What's yours?
I don't know.
You gotta know.
Is it really that important?
- Maybe for soldiers, yeah.
- Right. For soldiers.
- What are you doing up so early?
- Nothing. Out for a walk.
Coming to the beach later?
I don't know, maybe.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Hey, slow down.
Don't you like it?
Yes, of course I like it.
- But you wanna do this here?
- You don't like it here?
It's so nice here.
HE SCOFFS
I'll see you later.
But keep that thought.
- CAITLIN: Hi.
- PASSERS BY: Hey.
JENNY: If Simon's taking care of
the barbecue, I could make Apple Pandowdy.
WOMAN:
I haven't had it since I was a kid!
Does, does Danny eat meat?
DANNY:
Bad move coming out in the open, buddy.
Now you're going to feel my wrath, bitch!
Come on.
HE LAUGHS
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
What's up?
- Hello? All right, chill.
- Yo! Move, man! Watch out!
Why are you talking to me?
Don't talk to me.
Damn! Fucking up my concentration and shit.
Stupid.
Hey. I'm home.
Picked up your package
from the post office.
Follow me.
Whoa. What's that?
No!
- Watch your shoes! Your mom
- CAITLIN: God, sorry.
DANNY:
Let's kill him.
Let's go!
We can't wear them on base,
but we can wear them around the house.
When I ordered it
I wasn't thinking about your hair.
HE CHUCKLES
Come on.
SOLDIER 1: Boys, you should've
come to Chioggia with us.
- Patrick introduced us to this slut. LAUGHS
- SOLDIER 2: Really? Was she his girlfriend?
- SOLDIER 1: I don't think so!
- "I am he that aches with amorous love."
SOLDIER 1: Drinking so much
I fucking passed out
when I woke up,
there was three fucking guys banging her.
"Does the earth gravitate?
Does not all matter, aching,
attract all matter?
So the body of me to all I meet or know."
- SOLDIER 1: It was awesome!
- SOLDIER 2: Did you take turns?
- Or did you fuck her at the same time?
- "So the body of me to all I meet or know."
SOLDIER 1:
"No! Stop, stop!" Fuck! Stop, my ass!
We all know these fucking wops
are whores, right?
Fucking love getting banged like that.
JENNY:
Uh-uh, Cate! Caitlin!
Come back here!
Why are you wearing your father's shirt?
Don't you dare go out dressed like that!
JET PLANE ROARS OVERHEAD
INDISTINCT CHATTER
RADIO CHATTER
MEN SPEAKING ITALIAN
IN ITALIAN:
INDISTINCT CHATTER
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
Harper.
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
Monifere.
IN ITALIAN:
Monifere.
TERESA IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
Monifere.
GIULIA'S FRIEND WHISTLES
- IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
- GIRLS GIGGLE
CAITLIN:
Why are you following me?
Wrong clothes
for what you're planning on doing.
I'm not planning on doing anything.
- FRASER: I heard you.
- You heard what? I was messing around.
You can't mess around
with that kind of thing.
What do you want?
Who do you think you are?
You don't know me. Stay away from me.
Planning to go back
to the beach soon, Harper?
IN ITALIAN:
Wha What?
It's like I'm incapable of telling Enrico
the stuff I wanna tell him.
- CAITLIN: Because he's Italian?
- I don't know, maybe.
- CAITLIN: I didn't know you liked to talk.
- Don't be stupid.
There's a lot of stuff I like
that you don't even know about.
Look, there's T-shirt. Hey, Fraser.
- CAITLIN: What is he wearing?
- BRITNEY: Llike his style, he's different.
DANNY:
Subhana Rabbiyal. Mom? Did I say it right?
JENNY:
No idea. You know I don't speak Arabic.
DANNY:
OK, but you must know the prayer?
Danny, it's good to read books
and be informed, but
you shouldn't be having certain thoughts.
DANNY:
What kind of thoughts?
DOG BARKS
JENNY:
Today, Spit's very agitated.
Could we please change his name?
I don't think I'll ever get used to it.
DANNY: He's eight months old,
and Spit's right for him.
So he stays Spit.
- Isn't that right, Spit?
- DOOR SLAMS
KNOCKING
LOUD RAP MUSIC PLAYS
What?
A package.
From Fraser. He didn't want to come in.
SHE LAUGHS
He's very shy.
- CAITLIN: Get rid of it.
- Don't be so rude.
You know how hard it is in the beginning.
It's always hard for the rest of the world.
RAP MUSIC CONTINUES
Can you shut the door on your way out?
DOOR CREAKS OPEN
DANNY:
Shh!
- CAITLIN WHISPERS: What?
- DANNY WHISPERS: Come on.
Get your stuff.
CAITLIN:
I got it, I'm good.
- Danny, is Craig coming?
- DANNY: You nuts? He'd kill us!
CAITLIN:
Should we be doing it then?
DANNY WHISPERS:
Come on.
- SAM: Look, there they are.
- BRITNEY: Cate, up here!
- Caitlin!
- SAM: Come on, get up here.
Brit.
- Brit!
- SAM: Just go!
BRITNEY:
Cate, watch this!
THEY LAUGH
- BRITNEY SHRIEKS
GUYS LAUGH
- GUY: This girl's fucking crazy!
- Danny, no!
No!
DANNY WHISPERS:
Caitlin, shut up! Come on!
Hurry up!
Come on.
CRAIG:
Yo! Yo! What the hell, man!
What the fuck are you doing?
DANNY WHISPERS:
Fly like an eagle, bro!
- BRITNEY: Fly, Sam!
- DANNY: Come on, Craig!
Get her down!
DANNY:
Come on, bro, she's never flown before.
- BRITNEY: Come on, Sam!
- DANNY: It's all good, man.
Woo!
- DANNY: You never told us that.
- CRAIG: Get her down!
- No. No.
- CRAIG: Dan
Danny!
Get
DANNY:
Sam is fucking stupid.
He's gonna get us all caught.
- Yo, watch out, watch out!
- SAM: Oh, my God! I wanna do it again.
You wanna do it again? Let's go again.
Danny, come on!
You're next, you're next!
CRAIG:
Fucking kids!
I'll kick their ass.
HE GRUNTS
Bunch of idiots. I'm gonna kick his ass!
Really?
Really?
- DANNY: Fly like an eagle, man. Come on.
- CRAIG: Jesus, fuck!
- DANNY: Open the gate. Come on.
- CRAIG: Did you fasten it enough? Ready?
- Now I'm ready. I'm ready, dog.
- CRAIG: Make sure your legs are straight.
- CAITLIN WHISPERS: Stop, stop, stop.
- CRAIG: Fly like an eagle, baby!
CAITLIN GASPS
- DANNY: Woo!
- CAITLIN: Craig, what the fuck!
- CRAIG: Sometimes you have to let him fly!
- BRITNEY: Watch out!
- DANNY: Yo, get out of the way!
BRITNEY:
Get out of the way!
CAITLIN MURMURS:
Jesus Christ!
- All you gotta do is let yourself go, come on.
- No, no, no, no.
Put your legs out in front of you.
Come on, put your leg in.
- Come on.
- CAITLIN: No! Fuck that shit, bro.
CRAIG:
Put your right leg in, put your left leg in!
Keep your legs out straight,
then when you get to the floor
you start running.
Cool?
CAITLIN SIGHS:
Fine.
- Do I have to?
- CRAIG: Just do it. OK?
CRAIG:
Come on, Cate.
CAITLIN WHISPERS:
OK, OK, OK
CAITLIN LAUGHS:
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, look!
SHE CRIES OU
Oh geez!
SHE YELLS
Catch me!
HE CHUCKLES
CRAIG: Did you hear me say put it down?
Didn't I say put it down, huh?
Are you gonna listen now, huh?
Move, move, move!
Danny, hey, hey!
HE GROWLS
- THEY LAUGH
- CRAIG: You gotta listen, man!
- BRITNEY: Come on, guys, let's be honest.
This is fun.
SOLDIER 1:
Who the fuck left the harnesses like that?
- SOLDIER 2: Yeah. Some stupid kids.
- SOLDIER 1: Yeah.
You know, this never would've happened
on McAunty's watch.
SOLDIERS SHOUT IN DISTANCE
LAWN MOWER CHUGS
- INDISTINCT CHATTER
MUSIC: "Wasting My Time"
by Klaus Nomi
I'm wasting my time ♪
I'm wasting my time on you ♪
On you ♪
I'm wasting my time ♪
I'm wasting my time on you ♪
On you ♪
When I'm with you
I feel so real ♪
When I'm with you
Just don't know how I feel ♪
I'm wasting my time ♪
I'm wasting my time on you ♪
On you ♪
I'm wasting my time ♪
I'm wasting my time on you ♪
On you ♪
Though I say I'm in love ♪
Just don't do me no good ♪
Though I say I'm in love ♪
Just don't feel like it should ♪
WATER LAPS
RICHARD IN ITALIAN:
- CAITLIN: Should I drop anchor?
- RICHARD: No, this is gonna be fast.
RICHARD: Don't hold it too high up,
keep it 30 centimetres from the ground.
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
CAITLIN CALLS OUT:
Teresa?
IN ITALIAN:
RICHARD:
That was fast.
Not bad.
Not too good.
Come on. Come on.
RICHARD LAUGHS
- CAITLIN GRUNTS
- Let's go. Harder! Harder!
- Alright. Alright.
- Time out. Ready?
- Yeah.
JENNY:
Oi, your breakfast now.
And try to hurry,
you're always late for school.
Careful.
DANNY:
Oh, Mom, no bacon for me.
Aliens landing today?
DANNY SIGHS:
Look who's talking.
CAITLIN:
Mmm, yummy. Arab for breakfast.
Cool.
Muffins. Again.
SHE SNIFFS
Is there hibiscus in this?
Don't talk with your mouth full.
Danny asked for them.
- And what happened to you?
- Yeah. Yo, you stink.
- Come on, you know you like it.
- Stop. Stop.
- CAITLIN: Chill out, bro.
- JENNY: Go wash up, it's getting late.
And take that cap off!
Danny the Champ. How's it going?
JENNY:
Why do you have to take her with you?
You make her late.
"I am he that aches with amorous love"
TEACHER:
Start over again, Caitlin.
With a little more conviction.
Don't be afraid of these words.
Of the passion that's in these words.
"I am he that aches with amorous love.
Does the earth gravitate?
Does not all matter, aching,
attract all matter?
So the body of me to all I meet or know.
So the body of me to all I meet or know."
SCHOOL BELL RINGS
SAM:
You like that?
CAITLIN:
Uh-huh.
SAM:
Can you feel me?
Your body
Only yours
OK, OK.
SAM SIGHS:
What's the matter? Isn't this OK?
Not, not here, babe.
Come on, it's nice here.
OK, OK.
You mad at me?
Thought you liked the way I did it.
- It's not you, babe.
- What do you mean "it's not me"?
Fine.
SAM:
Cate!
JET PLANE ROARS OVERHEAD
SAM:
Yo, why's this fucking guy following us?
Hey, hey, wait for me!
CRAIG:
Room for everyone!
So, how did it go?
Fine.
Sam doesn't seem happy.
What do you know about Sam?
I look at him.
- You look at him?
- SHE LAUGHS: I look at all of them.
- Yeah, OK.
- BRITNEY LAUGHS
Did you at least touch his thing?
- No.
- But you felt it.
- Yeah.
- THEY LAUGH
CAITLIN:
Who the fuck is he?
Walk for me.
Walk for me!
- What?
- Just a couple of steps.
Come on, do it for me. It's an experiment.
Check out how he holds his legs.
Yeah, so?
My theory
He's got a big one.
You're really sick, you know that?
SHE SCOFFS:
You can sit now.
THEY GIGGLE
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
- No. No! No!
- ENRICO IN ITALIAN
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
CAITLIN:
You asshole!
CRAIG:
You wanna fall too? You wanna fall too?
- Have you done it before?
- BRITNEY: Yeah!
- You did?
- SAM: Hey, babe!
No, no, no, no!
OK. Hey.
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
For real.
You can tell by the way he walks?
It doesn't make any sense.
- Unfortunately, I've seen you walk, too.
- Hey! What the fuck!
ALL LAUGH
Why are you such a bitch to Danny?
Because he likes it.
SHE LAUGHS
IN ITALIAN:
DANNY:
Put that shit on, man!
Hey, where are you going, T-shirt?
GUYS IN ITALIAN:
Um, um, um!
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
Hey, where are you going?
DANNY: We're all going to Gigi's
'cause Enrico's got passes.
- Where were you?
- CAITLIN: Oh, huh. I was cheating on you.
IN ITALIAN:
What happened?
CAITLIN:
I got my period!
SHE LAUGHS
Oh, my!
MUSIC: "Self Control"
by Raf
Oh-oh-oh ♪
Oh the night is my world ♪
City life painted girls ♪
In a day nothing matters ♪
It's the night time that flatters ♪
In the night no control ♪
Through the wall something ♪
Danny! Have a drink.
No, I'm good.
- Come on, just a little bit.
- I'm good, man.
Whatever.
Duty calls.
Hold this.
Before the morning comes the story's told ♪
You take my self you take my self control ♪
Another night another day goes by ♪
IN ITALIAN:
I don't speak Italian, sorry.
Your name?
Harper.
Harper is a name for boys.
It's a name for a lot of things.
- IN ITALIAN: Di dove sei?
From a lot of places.
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
Hey, your brother?
IN ITALIAN:
CRAIG:
Hey, what's going on?
IN ITALIAN:
You always gotta be
at the centre of attention.
- CAITLIN: Oh, fuck you.
- Don't ever say "fuck you" to me!
Clearly, you'd rather see me with a hijab,
baby brother. Hmm?
Hmm?
- All you do is talk, but you don't know shit.
- What are you gonna do about it?
Nothing.
Hey, hey, hey! Calm down, man!
- What's this about a hijab?
- Nothing, man!
I'm not a savage. OK?
It's just sometimes I think about God.
Come here, man.
I know you're not a savage.
I just think about God.
IN ITALIAN:
- Where is he?
- Who?
- T-shirt.
- Who cares?
Happy period, you little slut!
Welcome to the club.
ENRICO IN ITALIAN:
GUARD:
Go ahead.
IN ITALIAN:
SOLDIER:
Hey, Cate!
- JENNY: Danny?
- CAITLIN: It's me.
- Where's Danny?
- CAITLIN: I don't know.
Come here.
Give me a kiss.
- It's 72 and sunny today in Chicago.
- CAITLIN: Cool.
I bet it's a perfect day for the lake.
How was your day?
- Fine, how was yours?
- I met the new commander.
And her wife.
Cool.
JENNY:
Did you meet Fraser, their son?
TV CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND
Oh, shit.
SHE LAUGHS
Jesus!
Oh, my God.
DISTANT TAPPING NOISE OUTSIDE
SHE YAWNS
HE GRUNTS
RICHARD:
Did I wake you?
CAITLIN:
I wasn't sleeping.
Keep your hands up or you'll hurt yourself.
- Wanna spar?
- No, no.
- Come on, Dad.
- You're off your game.
CAITLIN:
Just a couple of punches.
- Light punches.
- CAITLIN: OK.
- Light.
- OK.
Light punches.
THEY BOTH GRUN
I'm sorry.
CAITLIN:
It's fine.
I didn't mean it. Let's stop.
It's, it's OK.
RICHARD:
Let's go watch the game.
CHEERING ON TV
CAITLIN:
Yeah, sure.
COMMENTATOR INDISTINC
needed in the finals of the US League
All-Star game Home Run Derby.
- Are you still hanging out with Sam?
- Yeah.
You like him?
- Sometimes.
- And when you don't?
I get bored.
- Is he making you sad?
- SHE CHUCKLES: No, Dad.
- Because if he's making you sad
- I know. I know.
DONALD TRUMP:
I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message.
MAN: The politicians can pretend
it's something else,
but Donald Trump calls it
radical Islamic terrorism.
That's why he's calling for
a temporary shutdown
of Muslims entering the United States
until we can figure out what's going on.
You're really going gray, Dad.
Watch your mouth, troop!
It's just the light.
Yeah, sure, it's just the light.
We will make America great again.
CHEERING
- I got it today.
- What'd you get?
I got it, Dad.
Damn! You tell mom?
- No.
- Why not?
She was watching the weather report
from Chicago, again.
Rain?
CAITLIN LAUGHS: No.
Perfect day for the lake, though.
RICHARD:
That sucks.
RICHARD:
Actually it's good.
- Really?
- Absolutely.
I I feel weird.
It's normal, it's the hormones, you know?
It's just your body.
CAITLIN:
It's just my body.
Really, it's no big deal.
It's gonna be great.
CAITLIN LAUGHS
I love you, Dad.
- CAITLIN: Dad?
- JENNY: He just left.
BOAT ENGINE STARTS UP
Shit! Dad! Dad!
Dad! Come back!
CRAIG:
Forward. March.
Left, left, left, right, left.
Left, left, left, right-o left.
Left, left. Platoon. Halt.
Right face.
Present arms.
BUGLE CALL
Order arms.
- Hansen!
- HANSEN: Sir?
- Take over.
- HANSEN: I got them, sir.
- CRAIG: Hey.
- Hey.
- You alright?
- Yeah, I'm good.
- O positive.
- Yeah. What's yours?
I don't know.
You gotta know.
Is it really that important?
- Maybe for soldiers, yeah.
- Right. For soldiers.
- What are you doing up so early?
- Nothing. Out for a walk.
Coming to the beach later?
I don't know, maybe.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Hey, slow down.
Don't you like it?
Yes, of course I like it.
- But you wanna do this here?
- You don't like it here?
It's so nice here.
HE SCOFFS
I'll see you later.
But keep that thought.
- CAITLIN: Hi.
- PASSERS BY: Hey.
JENNY: If Simon's taking care of
the barbecue, I could make Apple Pandowdy.
WOMAN:
I haven't had it since I was a kid!
Does, does Danny eat meat?
DANNY:
Bad move coming out in the open, buddy.
Now you're going to feel my wrath, bitch!
Come on.
HE LAUGHS
Let's go.
Come on, let's go.
What's up?
- Hello? All right, chill.
- Yo! Move, man! Watch out!
Why are you talking to me?
Don't talk to me.
Damn! Fucking up my concentration and shit.
Stupid.
Hey. I'm home.
Picked up your package
from the post office.
Follow me.
Whoa. What's that?
No!
- Watch your shoes! Your mom
- CAITLIN: God, sorry.
DANNY:
Let's kill him.
Let's go!
We can't wear them on base,
but we can wear them around the house.
When I ordered it
I wasn't thinking about your hair.
HE CHUCKLES
Come on.
SOLDIER 1: Boys, you should've
come to Chioggia with us.
- Patrick introduced us to this slut. LAUGHS
- SOLDIER 2: Really? Was she his girlfriend?
- SOLDIER 1: I don't think so!
- "I am he that aches with amorous love."
SOLDIER 1: Drinking so much
I fucking passed out
when I woke up,
there was three fucking guys banging her.
"Does the earth gravitate?
Does not all matter, aching,
attract all matter?
So the body of me to all I meet or know."
- SOLDIER 1: It was awesome!
- SOLDIER 2: Did you take turns?
- Or did you fuck her at the same time?
- "So the body of me to all I meet or know."
SOLDIER 1:
"No! Stop, stop!" Fuck! Stop, my ass!
We all know these fucking wops
are whores, right?
Fucking love getting banged like that.
JENNY:
Uh-uh, Cate! Caitlin!
Come back here!
Why are you wearing your father's shirt?
Don't you dare go out dressed like that!
JET PLANE ROARS OVERHEAD
INDISTINCT CHATTER
RADIO CHATTER
MEN SPEAKING ITALIAN
IN ITALIAN:
INDISTINCT CHATTER
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
Harper.
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
Monifere.
IN ITALIAN:
Monifere.
TERESA IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
Monifere.
GIULIA'S FRIEND WHISTLES
- IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
IN ITALIAN:
- GIRLS GIGGLE
CAITLIN:
Why are you following me?
Wrong clothes
for what you're planning on doing.
I'm not planning on doing anything.
- FRASER: I heard you.
- You heard what? I was messing around.
You can't mess around
with that kind of thing.
What do you want?
Who do you think you are?
You don't know me. Stay away from me.
Planning to go back
to the beach soon, Harper?
IN ITALIAN:
Wha What?
It's like I'm incapable of telling Enrico
the stuff I wanna tell him.
- CAITLIN: Because he's Italian?
- I don't know, maybe.
- CAITLIN: I didn't know you liked to talk.
- Don't be stupid.
There's a lot of stuff I like
that you don't even know about.
Look, there's T-shirt. Hey, Fraser.
- CAITLIN: What is he wearing?
- BRITNEY: Llike his style, he's different.
DANNY:
Subhana Rabbiyal. Mom? Did I say it right?
JENNY:
No idea. You know I don't speak Arabic.
DANNY:
OK, but you must know the prayer?
Danny, it's good to read books
and be informed, but
you shouldn't be having certain thoughts.
DANNY:
What kind of thoughts?
DOG BARKS
JENNY:
Today, Spit's very agitated.
Could we please change his name?
I don't think I'll ever get used to it.
DANNY: He's eight months old,
and Spit's right for him.
So he stays Spit.
- Isn't that right, Spit?
- DOOR SLAMS
KNOCKING
LOUD RAP MUSIC PLAYS
What?
A package.
From Fraser. He didn't want to come in.
SHE LAUGHS
He's very shy.
- CAITLIN: Get rid of it.
- Don't be so rude.
You know how hard it is in the beginning.
It's always hard for the rest of the world.
RAP MUSIC CONTINUES
Can you shut the door on your way out?
DOOR CREAKS OPEN
DANNY:
Shh!
- CAITLIN WHISPERS: What?
- DANNY WHISPERS: Come on.
Get your stuff.
CAITLIN:
I got it, I'm good.
- Danny, is Craig coming?
- DANNY: You nuts? He'd kill us!
CAITLIN:
Should we be doing it then?
DANNY WHISPERS:
Come on.
- SAM: Look, there they are.
- BRITNEY: Cate, up here!
- Caitlin!
- SAM: Come on, get up here.
Brit.
- Brit!
- SAM: Just go!
BRITNEY:
Cate, watch this!
THEY LAUGH
- BRITNEY SHRIEKS
GUYS LAUGH
- GUY: This girl's fucking crazy!
- Danny, no!
No!
DANNY WHISPERS:
Caitlin, shut up! Come on!
Hurry up!
Come on.
CRAIG:
Yo! Yo! What the hell, man!
What the fuck are you doing?
DANNY WHISPERS:
Fly like an eagle, bro!
- BRITNEY: Fly, Sam!
- DANNY: Come on, Craig!
Get her down!
DANNY:
Come on, bro, she's never flown before.
- BRITNEY: Come on, Sam!
- DANNY: It's all good, man.
Woo!
- DANNY: You never told us that.
- CRAIG: Get her down!
- No. No.
- CRAIG: Dan
Danny!
Get
DANNY:
Sam is fucking stupid.
He's gonna get us all caught.
- Yo, watch out, watch out!
- SAM: Oh, my God! I wanna do it again.
You wanna do it again? Let's go again.
Danny, come on!
You're next, you're next!
CRAIG:
Fucking kids!
I'll kick their ass.
HE GRUNTS
Bunch of idiots. I'm gonna kick his ass!
Really?
Really?
- DANNY: Fly like an eagle, man. Come on.
- CRAIG: Jesus, fuck!
- DANNY: Open the gate. Come on.
- CRAIG: Did you fasten it enough? Ready?
- Now I'm ready. I'm ready, dog.
- CRAIG: Make sure your legs are straight.
- CAITLIN WHISPERS: Stop, stop, stop.
- CRAIG: Fly like an eagle, baby!
CAITLIN GASPS
- DANNY: Woo!
- CAITLIN: Craig, what the fuck!
- CRAIG: Sometimes you have to let him fly!
- BRITNEY: Watch out!
- DANNY: Yo, get out of the way!
BRITNEY:
Get out of the way!
CAITLIN MURMURS:
Jesus Christ!
- All you gotta do is let yourself go, come on.
- No, no, no, no.
Put your legs out in front of you.
Come on, put your leg in.
- Come on.
- CAITLIN: No! Fuck that shit, bro.
CRAIG:
Put your right leg in, put your left leg in!
Keep your legs out straight,
then when you get to the floor
you start running.
Cool?
CAITLIN SIGHS:
Fine.
- Do I have to?
- CRAIG: Just do it. OK?
CRAIG:
Come on, Cate.
CAITLIN WHISPERS:
OK, OK, OK
CAITLIN LAUGHS:
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, look!
SHE CRIES OU
Oh geez!
SHE YELLS
Catch me!
HE CHUCKLES
CRAIG: Did you hear me say put it down?
Didn't I say put it down, huh?
Are you gonna listen now, huh?
Move, move, move!
Danny, hey, hey!
HE GROWLS
- THEY LAUGH
- CRAIG: You gotta listen, man!
- BRITNEY: Come on, guys, let's be honest.
This is fun.
SOLDIER 1:
Who the fuck left the harnesses like that?
- SOLDIER 2: Yeah. Some stupid kids.
- SOLDIER 1: Yeah.
You know, this never would've happened
on McAunty's watch.
SOLDIERS SHOUT IN DISTANCE
LAWN MOWER CHUGS
- INDISTINCT CHATTER
MUSIC: "Wasting My Time"
by Klaus Nomi
I'm wasting my time ♪
I'm wasting my time on you ♪
On you ♪
I'm wasting my time ♪
I'm wasting my time on you ♪
On you ♪
When I'm with you
I feel so real ♪
When I'm with you
Just don't know how I feel ♪
I'm wasting my time ♪
I'm wasting my time on you ♪
On you ♪
I'm wasting my time ♪
I'm wasting my time on you ♪
On you ♪
Though I say I'm in love ♪
Just don't do me no good ♪
Though I say I'm in love ♪
Just don't feel like it should ♪