Wreck (2022) s01e02 Episode Script

Enjoy your time with Velorum.
My name is Karen.
I'm staff captain on this ship of dreams.
Ah, hello, Jamie.
What the hell are you doing here?
This wasn't part of the plan.
I take your place on here,
you stay at home. But you can
still do your thing, man.
Find out what happened
to your sister. Um
Her name's Pippa.
Someone on here knows something.
This is my one and only chance of
finding out what actually happened,
whilst all the same people are still
on the ship.
This boat's tribal as hell.
I can help you.
I'm an accessory now, aren't I?
I wanna know more about
the guy she was seeing, Danny.
Danny had a phone in his room.
I wanna get him on his own.
I was sorry to hear about what
happened with your ex. Was it Pippa?
Everyone on here is a suspect.
Yep, go.
Wait, no.
Oh, come on.
Hi, my name is Pippa Walsh,
and this is my audition tape
to join Velorum Cruises
entertainment team. I am
RATTLING
Dad.
Dad!
He's shitfaced. Just leave him.
All right, I'm sending it.
No. Why not?
I'm not sending it.
It's stupid.
What if it's not my scene?
You're worried about leaving me.
It's a long time to be away.
I don't wanna leave you alone.
I won't be.
Dad'll be about, won't he?
When has Dad ever been about?
Look, this could be your chance
to get out,
and to do something for yourself.
Jamie, I'm not sending it.
Sent it.
Your audition was shite anyway.
You won't get it.
Snowdrops and daffodils
Butterflies and bees
Sailboats and fishermen
Things of the sea
Wishing wells
Wedding bells
Early morning dew
All kinds of everything
Remind me of you. ♪
GROANING
BOTTLES CLATTER
LOUD BANG
Bloody hell.
What's taking you so long?
Could somebody help me?
You're a big girl. Get on with it.
What a prick.
"You're a big girl.
Get on with it."
Oh.
SHE STRAINS
Ahh.
SHE SQUEALS
SHE SCREAMS
SCREAMING CONTINUES
HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
HE GROANS
MUSIC STOPS
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Cardio.
MUSIC CONTINUES
Are you actually trying
to attract attention?
Says the lad that staggered
in rat-arsed.
I thought you were on here
to find your sister,
not go on the lash.
Here's my meal plan, by the way.
Tilapia fillets? Is that a joke?
I never joke about food prep.
KNOCK AT DOOR
Rise and shine.
Is that behaving itself?
Give me that.
So, last night, whilst you were
dancing the light fandango,
I did some probing,
got the scoop on Danny.
Who knew that whisky sours were such
a powerful truth serum?
Turns out he might not be such
a fucky fuckboy after all.
He was gutted when your sister
broke up with him.
No No way. You should've heard
how he talked about her last night.
He was obsessed.
Inconsolable when she jumped.
Well, that's it then, isn't it?
His motive.
Danny couldn't bear her
leaving him.
Crime of passion.
Emotional abandonment causes serious
deviant behaviour.
And I already told you,
Pippa didn't jump.
Did you charge the phone?
Look, even if I can't unlock it,
I can still use it
to confront Danny.
Ask him why he's got a missing girl's
phone under his bed, make him talk.
I hate to ruin your flow, but we're
on breakfast service in five. Oh
And you
Yeah, yeah, "Don't make a sound,
don't go anywhere."
I mean it. If you blow my cover,
this will have all been for nothing.
And I know I'm onto something.
I'm getting close to the truth.
Well, keep a lookout for Rosie.
Oh, is this the ex you're stalking?
Not stalking, just making him
observe and report on.
Gross.
Do not move from this cabin.
JAUNTY BACKGROUND MUSIC PLAYS
GENERAL CHATTER
CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
Jerome, are you still drunk?
Can't someone get me an Uber?
You'll get used to the work,
party, repeat thing.
What, there's another party?
Working on here is like
a never-ending freshers week.
What's up with him?
I'm talking to you.
Is he your boyfriend?
Oh, no.
There's just a social order on here
that we follow.
I'm from Brighton,
but to them I'm another Filipino.
And you don't take sides against
the family.
That's what happens when you
put thousands
of people in close confinement
with shit WiFi.
Race alliances weren't in
the brochure.
So, what, you're part of a mafia?
By default, I suppose.
But I do my own thing.
What do they actually do?
Bookmaking, targeted assassinations.
Honestly, mafia sounds scarier than
what it is.
They're more like unions. We have
the shitty end of the stick on here,
so it makes sense
to have each other's backs.
There are so many weird,
unwritten rules on here.
Like what?
Oi! Watch it.
RADIO: Come in, Officer Beaker.
This is Beaker.
Come in, Beaker.
This is Beaker.
Who's this?
It's fucking Beaker,
Karen. Go for Beaker.
Round up the entertainers
and send them to the theatre.
We've got a situation.
Sober him up.
Yeah.
Are all officer roid-head goons?
They're all ex-military.
You've been very informative.
"You've been very informative."
Did you hear that? They're rounding
up the entertainers.
Danny will be there.
MUFFLED CHATTER
Where's Danny?
Do you like him, then?
Who? Olly?
I don't know him.
Well, you've got a few months
to fix that, haven't you?
I don't plan on being on here
that long.
Are you out back home?
Kind of.
Well, I mean, only to Pippa.
Then there was someone, this guy
that I started seeing, but
What happened?
This happened.
I can't have any distractions.
Not when I'm this close.
If Danny does know something
He does. I'm sure of it.
If he's done something to Pippa,
what are you gonna do?
Have you thought about that?
What is going on?
This better be good.
Thank you for coming in, everyone.
You might've noticed one
of you isn't here.
It's with regret we have
to inform you of
the passing of one of your own.
Danny Jones.
We believe he took his own life in
the early hours of this morning.
We wanted to let you know first.
How How's
We're waiting for a fuller picture.
I wanna be honest with you guys.
It looks as though he'd had too much
to drink.
Paralytic, as they say.
He jumped from a funnel up top.
It's crucial you say nothing
to our guests, OK?
We don't want a panic
when we're trying
to make sense of
a terrible situation like this.
And if this gets out in
the wrong way,
and believe me,
I've seen it happen before,
the Sacramentum could become the
Arab Spring,
faster than green grass
through a goose, OK?
And you can't get faster than
green grass through a goose.
There is no right way to feel,
and it's completely normal
to have a wide range of emotions.
Apparently it's good to talk. So,
if you do feel the need to speak
to someone,
there's a confidential Velorum phone
number I can give you to call.
Let's be there for each other,
and talk.
Just to each other, aye?
Cos loose lips and all that.
We only saw him last night.
He didn't look that drunk.
He was into drugs.
He could've been high.
Jamie, say something, please.
He was my main suspect.
Strange coincidence him suddenly
just being found dead.
I can't even get on Pippa's phone.
Excuse me. Can I get service?
Ahoy, matey. What will it be?
A yo-ho-ho and a fire in the hole.
What if,
I'm just putting this out there,
hear me out, hear me out.
It really did sound like
Danny was besotted
with your sister, and what if this
was some star-crossed lovers thing?
I know you said that she
wouldn't jump,
but we've been on here less than
48 hours
and I've thought about hauling
myself overboard at least
a dozen times. Also, everyone on
here seems
to be consistently white-boy wasted.
I dunno, OK. Look, I'm just saying,
throw a messy break-up into the mix,
who wouldn't crack?
What if Velorum are telling
the truth?
What if Pippa did jump?
SCREECHING LAUGHTER
Hey, miss. Where's the smoke?
The fire in the hole comes
all smoky.
Yeah, we ran out.
Of smoke?
Mm-hmm.
I want smoke. I'm in first class.
First class what?
I'm staying in first class.
And?
Do you have a problem, young lady?
Yeah. It's called minimum wage.
Mm. Well,
perhaps you should've worked
a little harder at school.
Do you need some ice for that burn?
I'm in! I'm in! What was it?
It was our mum's birthday.
Poor Lauren found Danny's body.
Fascists wouldn't give her
the morning off.
There's a number Pippa was texting
the day she disappeared.
She wanted off the ship.
Extortion?
No, no, no, she wouldn't.
What's going on?
She must've been desperate.
Oh, whoa!
What was she doing?
I think you mean who.
If she was blackmailing someone this
is it, this is proof that
she was in over her head into
something dangerous.
She can't have jumped. It's proof
that she was shaking somebody down.
It's proof that she was obviously in
a bad place
and would've done anything
to get off here.
He's got a tattoo.
Did Danny have one? Is it him?
Is that why he had her phone?
I dunno. What now?
We finish our shift
and then we need to find Nemo.
I just can't believe he's gone.
Is this really happening?
Why didn't he say something?
Did we do this?
Pippa jumped,
and now Danny's dead.
Did we bring this all on ourselves?
Do we need protection?
Protection? What are we, five?
I'm just scared, OK?
We are in way over our heads.
Are we in a mafia drugs war?
Why am I still here?
I should've left yesterday.
We want out, Sophia.
We didn't come on here
to deal drugs.
Amys, spread the word.
We've having a vigil for Danny,
tonight.
Get candles from hospitality.
Bethany May, look at me, hey!
You're on booze.
And, Hamish,
grow a set of balls.
Well, go!
Where are we going?
We need to see if it was
Danny in that photo.
How do we do that?
Arctic roll.
Remember what you told me about
arctic roll?
The morgue. Every ship has one.
WHEELS SQUEAKING
How many people actually die in
these things?
No-one knows.
Not all cruise lines share
their statistics.
Have you got any tattoos?
I'm scared of needles.
Erm
You know, erm, in the '40s,
gay girls got nautical stars on
their wrists
to spot each other.
I got a henna one once.
My parents didn't speak to me
for, like, two weeks.
I listened to this podcast once that
said Jeffrey Dahmer didn't eat
people with tattoos,
cos he said the ink made
the flesh taste weird.
Sorry, I talk when I get nervous.
OK. Let's just get this over with.
Dulcie,
clean up in the soft play palace.
Some animal's left
a hot sloppy in the ball pool.
I'll be in medical if you need me.
HE SIGHS
Is it him? Is it Danny?
No tattoo.
Jesus. What happened to him?
We need to get out of here.
They lied to us.
Now! Why would they lie?
Jamie, we need to go.
You two, cool your jets.
We've just been to see the nurse.
He's got the Barry Whites.
You're not looking too peachy.
She said I must've eaten
something dodgy.
Did she now?
Nurse is a fella.
Nauseating, I know.
I didn't mean "she".
He calls everyone "she", don't you?
Because he's a homosexual.
Yep. Hey, girl!
It's just our culture.
All right.
Pints won't pull themselves.
Fuck off!
LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
Jesus.
We want out.
Hello!
Look, what if Danny didn't jump?
Danny was a mess. All right.
He had a problem.
I'm really sorry,
I know he was your friend.
But he did like to dip into
the supply.
We don't feel safe.
Well, I wouldn't let anybody
hurt you.
Oh, be still my beating heart.
We're performers, Sam.
Idina Menzel never had to shift gear
to the Flying Monkeys.
Who? We're selling mandy and
poppers on a cruise ship, Sophia.
You're not in South Central LA.
No, WE'RE selling.
We're the ones in danger.
You got us into this. We should've
stuck to selling to guests,
not crew. The mafias are pissed.
The mafias are always pissed off
about something.
Sam, we're scared.
I'm scared.
All right,
I'll have a word with the officers.
They're not gonna like it, though.
Thank you.
The smell of sweaty man just does
something to me.
CONSOLE BEEPS
I'll, erm, be in the studio if you
want to join me for some
..yogalates.
Stabbed to death.
Like a Capri Sun.
Well, that's not good.
Why would Velorum lie about
Danny killing himself?
There's a killer on the ship.
I told you Pippa didn't jump. Danny
got her involved in something.
There's a killer on the ship.
So, what, you think the fella in
the photo killed Danny?
I don't know,
but it's all we've got to go on.
Let's see this ink, then.
Jesus!
That's an ankle slapper.
You should speak to the Filipinos.
There's usually one of them doing
tattoos down in the engine room.
I wouldn't go blazing down
there without an invite though.
You need someone to vouch
for you, like.
BOTH: Olly. He'll take us down
there. Yeah.
Hey. You do know there's zero chance
that his sister's still breathing,
don't you?
PHONE RINGS
SHE SNIFFS
WATER TRICKLES
Hello?
BANGING
SHE YELPS
BANGING
SHE SCREAMS
Help! Help!
Help!
SCREAMING
PANICKED BREATHING
Hey, girl.
Been looking for you.
Lucky me.
Nice parrot.
I need to ask a favour.
Which picture should I post
with Danny?
Wait, what else do you have?
That one's so cute.
Look at his little glasses, though.
Oh!
Uh
I, erm, told Sam we want out.
He's gonna speak to the others.
What does that mean?
It means what it means.
What the hell is that?
It's a collage. For the vigil.
Danny is dead.
He's not in the X Factor final.
What's with her?
I don't know.
Why do you want a tattoo?
Cos it's free.
Nothing is free on here.
Did you bring what I told you?
Right here.
Oh, this is a really,
really bad idea.
The Baby isn't the sort of guy
you wanna get involved with.
Why do they call him The Baby?
You'll see.
Just please let me do the talking.
Erm
Thank you for this.
Don't thank me yet.
I mean it, Cormac.
Don't mess with these guys.
Come on then.
BACKGROUND CHATTER
SHOUTS
SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC
ELECTRICAL BUZZING
MUSIC BUILDS
Hello.
HE COUGHS
You must be The Baby.
Sorry to bother you.
The Baby.
IN TAGALOG:
It's nice to meet you.
I wanted, just a quick one,
I wanted to know if this is one
of your designs.
What are you?
I promise I'll explain.
The fish is one of mine.
Great. That's great. That's great.
Do you actually know who that is in
the photo,
the man with the,
the man,
well, with the
Give him that.
Oh, a gift for you.
Sorry.
Flubber? Seen it.
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties.
Acceptable.
Natalie Cassidy Workout.
What Doesn't Kill You Makes
You Sonia.
You're done.
You, Justin Bieber.
Sit.
Me? No, I appreciate it,
but I actually don't want a tattoo.
You don't like my work?
No, no, it's, it's not that.
It's just, I find it hard to even,
like commit to a colour scheme
for my room.
Sit in the chair, Cormac.
Could I maybe just get, like,
a small dog?
Do you do writing at all?
Like names?
Comic Sans or Times New Roman?
I just, I really hate needles.
BUZZING
ZAPPING
DISTORTED SOBBING
Gay lord say what? What?
MANIC LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER ECHOES
Where were you, Jamie?
..get faster than green grass
through a goose.
HE GASPS
Hey, it's all right.
It's OK, it's OK, it's OK.
You passed out. It's OK.
I had to think fast.
Hey!
Do you like it?
You got it.
So, Mr The Baby.
Who's the guy in the photo?
The Baby likes to paint aquatic
marine life.
Half the people on here have one
of his tags. I could've told you.
However, you don't just forget
a nine-inch knocker like that one.
Your man, he's an officer.
An officer? Which officer?
I don't know.
You white boys all look the same.
What the hell was that all about?
Who's Pippa?
Pippa is, she's
..she's my girlfriend. Eh?
Sorry, that was,
that was just a bad joke.
That was not funny.
She's
..she's a long story.
The Baby doesn't sterilise
needles.
Nah, for a 300-pound man living in
a fiery pit,
he actually has very high standards
of hygiene.
You're mysterious, aren't you?
I'm really not trying to be.
It's all right.
I've got plenty of time to get
to know you.
Thank you, really. I owe you.
ELECTRICAL BUZZING
Olly!
About five minutes ago.
Cher show's nine.
That boy dying really makes
you think about like.
And, yeah, and I don't know.
Rosie.
I was just saying, I,
I've got to talk to you
CONVERSATION CONTINUES
I think you're beautiful, you know.
Oh, thank you.
I could be Sonny to your Cher.
Yeah, it didn't end well
for them, did it?
Look, you're sweet, but I've recently
broken up with someone and
Erm So, you don't believe in life
after love?
No.
I think you're beautiful, been on
a ship before?
And love is hell,
and once you've been to hell,
life's never the same.
Just a slow march towards death.
Ah, see you later.
Yep.
Whoa. Oh, sorry.
Bloody hell. You're a big bugger,
aren't you? What's your name?
Er. My name is, is Paul.
Paul?
Some of us officers play
a bit of five-a-side B-ball,
Wednesday nights.
We could use a man mountain
like you.
You should come up,
shoot a few hoops.
Sound. I will, yeah.
Well, make sure you do.
So, Nemo's an officer?
I didn't think those guys were
Pippa's type.
The officers run the show, Olly. So,
if one of them is behind whatever's
going on,
and one of them killed Danny,
we need to call the police.
There's an actual mutilated body
downstairs. That's hard to ignore.
I'm starting to think all this is
my fault. What do you mean?
Pippa got cold feet about coming
on here,
and it was me,
I didn't give her a choice.
She was so worried about leaving me.
And I told her to go.
She did everything
for me growing up.
And, you know, now it was her time
to go off
and to do something for herself.
Come on, you can't think like this.
It's true, though.
I never got to tell her that
I'd be nothing without her.
She gave me everything.
She taught me everything.
And I wasn't easy,
you know, I was so stupid
..and I was confused,
and I was angry about so much,
and she just, you know,
she bore the brunt of it.
I said some horrible shit at times.
Hey, come on.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
What if she's dead?
What if she died
and no-one was with her?
Hey, you cannot blame yourself.
You can't.
I mean, we don't even know what
happened to her yet.
I know, but it doesn't look good
though, does it?
Do you wanna know
the worst thing?
I held her back for so long.
You know, what if she went nuts on
here trying to make up for lost time?
We're stuck on here with a killer.
Mate, we're in deep.
It's mayday time.
We're calling the police.
We shouldn't use our own names.
There's a payphone in the casino.
LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
GAMING MACHINES BEEP
HYMNAL CHANT PLAYS
WHISPERED CHATTER
The biggest smile can hide
the saddest heart.
SOBBING: The last time I saw him,
he was tea-bagging
an inflatable dolphin.
SOBBING
COUGHING
Did Sam speak to you?
Somebody sent me a warning.
Sounds like a you problem,
not a me problem, Barbie.
Well, we quit. We're done.
Deal your own shit.
You're done when I say you're done.
Don't think cos you're keeping Sam's
bed warm you can call the shots.
One word from me, Velorum will drop
your arse in some shithole of
a country with just
the clothes on your back.
Hey, you'll have to
..blow your way home.
Mm.
HE TUTS
So,
I'd save that precious breath.
Ah, Danny.
HE TUTS
He always knew how to make a splash.
Sorry for your loss.
FEEDBACK FROM MIC
Hi, everyone.
Hi. Hello!
Sorry, could you just be
quiet, please? Sorry.
I'd just like to sing one
of Danny's favourite songs.
Danny, this one's for you, babe.
SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
She had
♪..dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
Baby move your butt, butt, butt
Think I'll sing it again
She had dumps like a truck,
truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
Baby move your butt,
butt, butt
SHE SNIFFS
All night long
Let me see that thong
Baby
That thong, th-thong,
thong, thong
Ooh, that dress so
scandalous ♪
Who, are you?
PANICKED BREATHING
CREAKING
SHE SCREAMS
Run!
HE GASPS
I'm grieving, fuck off!
Sorry.
CLATTERING
Hey!