Yoh! Christmas (2023) s01e02 Episode Script

1
[funky drumming plays]
[Thando] It's the best film ever made.
[Simon] It's old, it's dated.
It pretends to be about hip-hop,
but actually it's about a couple
who we know are going
to get together anyway.
Talking a lot.
Who doesn't like Brown Sugar?
- You know what I mean?
- Baby girl.
That film taught me about falling in love.
- My love, you were what, ten years old?
- [scoffs]
Come on, who falls in love
at ten years old?
- This one is called Strike One.
- [laughs]
Why do I feel like you're using
my non-existent love life
to name your cocktails, bro?
I am absolutely using
your non-existent love life
to name my cocktails
because you make it so easy.
[chuckles] Whatever.
What about friendships, then?
Men and women were never
supposed to be friends.
Someone's always gonna wanna have sex.
I live with my best friend.
- He's ugly.
- He's not ugly.
- Baby mama drama?
- No.
Or maybe he likes boys.
No!
This one is called
Friends Without Benefits.
- [cackles] This is your best one yet.
- [laughs]
You got any cash on you?
I don't think so. Why?
How are you going to pay
for your share of the popcorn?
[scoffs incredulously] Wow. Okay, um
You know what, sweetheart,
I'm done here, okay? Good night.
- Jeez!
- Whoa, hang on a second.
What exactly were you expecting?
What exactly was What
What I was expecting
is to not have to pay
for a small box of popcorn
after buying you an entire film ticket,
and then having a debate
on whether love exists or not
with a filmmaker who's never even
made a film before
and probably still lives with his mom.
You don't
Wow. Okay. Okay.
So, Thando, you have my number, right?
You'll send me an eWallet?
[Thando] Ah, fuck that eWallet.
You're such a bore.
[kisses teeth] Geez.
[soulful funky music plays]
I'm gonna add this to my list.
I just can't.
Thando, whoa. Relax.
Twenty days. You're still single,
and there's only 20 days.
We need to put in some work here.
If there's one thing my mother taught me
as a psychologist,
it's that you need to download Bumble.
Your mother never taught you that.
You're absolutely right, but she said
you need to learn to be uncomfortable.
Yeah, well, bro, I
I like being comfortable, please.
Thando, you're 30 and single,
and there aren't any buttons
on your pants.
I'm [kisses teeth]
[funky light-hearted music plays]
[inhales sharply]
Mmm.
Hmm.
[app chimes]
[line rings]
[Charles] Do you know what time it is?
Okay, if if I do this, yeah?
I need you to promise that you're going
to be on standby 24/7 if I need you
[dial tone pulses]
[chuckles]
Okay.
[deep club music plays]
[phone chimes]
Hmm.
[message sent tone plays]
Ooh, I love ♪
So sexy ♪
Ooh, I love ♪
So sexy ♪
So sexy ♪
So sexy ♪
[both chuckle awkwardly]
Bheki.
Thando.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
[both chuckle]
Tickets.
Thank you.
And chocolate.
[both laugh]
That's so sweet. You know,
chocolates are actually my favorite.
Yeah, I know. Um, you told me in the DMs.
Like, "I love chocolates!"
Yeah, after you sent that emoji
like [exclaims comically]
[laughs] I'm sorry.
It's my first time on the app.
Yeah. [laughs] Don't worry about it.
I like it. It's cute.
Just like you. You You're cute.
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
- Oh. Uh, okay.
- Okay.
[both laugh]
[Bheki sighs]
Um, sorry if this is weird,
but you s smell so good.
Oh. [laughs]
[mimics spritzing]
Yeah, I mean
I get that a lot.
- Okay.
- Well, I do it on purpose.
Because I don't want people to focus on
my my sense of humor.
- Right. Yeah. You're funny.
- Yeah. [laughs]
[laughs]
- Um okay.
- Yeah.
- All right, let's go.
- [chuckles]
[laughs] Okay.
[MC] Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together for Mpho Popps.
[crowd cheering]
- I love him.
- Yeah.
Are you gonna eat a chocolate now?
Um, s I was going to eat them later,
but it's it's fine.
- Ah, we can share.
- [chuckles]
[Mpho] Thank you
for sticking to the theme.
My sister, you look like
a Christmas cracker. I love it.
- I love it, I love it.
- [laughing]
You too, green mamba here.
Yeah, don't look back.
You that looks like lettuce from Checkers.
You look beautiful.
- Hey!
- [Bheki] Excuse me.
Yeah, we're here for jokes, not fashion.
- Uh, no, no
- Yo. Hey, Black Bart Simpson, relax, huh?
- [audience laughs]
- When is the comedy starting now?
[Mpho fake laughs]
Looks like Santa Claus
answered my prayers early.
We have ourselves a heckler.
[audience laughs]
[Mpho] Yeah!
Tell us, funny guy,
what do you do for a living,
besides stealing people's limelight?
Some of us have a real job.
- [audience exclaims]
- A real job?
Okay, Mr. Taxpayer, what is your real job?
I install solar panels.
- [audience laughs]
- Okay, Mr. Electrician.
[Mpho laughs]
You think you can do this, my brother,
so let me bring you on to the stage
so you can be funny for everybody.
[audience cheers]
- No, let's go. I'm fine.
- Ah, I can do it.
- Let's just go. Just
- No.
It's okay, it's okay.
[loudly] We paid. We paid to watch you.
We paid to hear your jokes.
Uh, listen, tell me, Green Mamba,
is he always the funny guy?
- [Bheki] Yes!
- [laughs awkwardly]
I wouldn't know. It's our first date.
- Yo!
- [audience exclaims]
First date?
And judging by that look,
you got catfished.
[laughing]
Listen, solar, you might have
scared her with the visuals,
but we will make sure
that you get laid tonight.
- [audience cheers]
- Yes.
Ladies and gentlemen,
please help us welcome
Eskom's number one enemy,
Solar Panel Man Guy.
- Let's go. Just come.
- No, it's fine.
- [cheering]
- Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
- No, let me Let me handle him.
- Okay.
Sta
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa!
Solar, I said stand up.
Is this it, or is the rest of you
still downloading?
[audience laughs]
You look like a punctuation mark.
[audience laughs]
I'm sure your socks
and your underpants touch.
- Yeah, right?
- [Bheki] That's not funny.
- [Mpho] Oh!
- That's not funny.
Solar, you can't be short
and short-tempered.
Choose a struggle, my guy.
You're like the love child
of Will Smith and Alfred Ntombela.
Keep my height out your damn mouth!
- No, Bheki. Bheki!
- Hey, hey! Security!
[exclaims] Hey! Hey!
Hey, hey, hey, relax.
Relax, Sonic the Hedgehog! Calm down.
Hey! Security, we have a small problem
Take him out! Take him out!
[Bheki] You're not funny!
You're not funny!
Did you see?
The security had to carry him like this
[audience laughs]
No way. Green mamba
is there gonna be a second date?
[audience laughs]
Let me go! Hey, let me go!
Hey, man, let me Let me go! Let me go!
Don't push me, don't push me.
Don't push me. Don't push me!
You guys are making me angry.
You don't know who I am.
You don't know. You know what?
Hey, baby. Baby, don't worry.
I want to show them a thing or two,
teach them their lessons.
One or two. One or two, babes.
- [scoffs] Boy, bye.
- Whoa, whoa! What do you mean "Boy, bye"?
I am trying to protect protect you
from being made a fool of.
"Trying to prot" No, you're trying
to protect yourself, Bheki.
- What?
- Yes.
- Oh, is it because I'm short?
- What?!
No, it's because you ruined
the whole evening!
- What are you doing?
- Huh?
- What are you
- [Bheki clears throat]
Uh, okay. Uh, will you call me?
[Thando] No. Never.
- [Bheki] Maybe email or WhatsApp?
- No.
Yo, you sent an SOS?
Thank goodness!
You SOS'd me? You
You're not my type.
What?
You're not my type anyways.
- Don't even.
- I don't like your green dress.
- Short man?
- Don't even ask.
That's why they actually said that
you look like an avocado in that dress.
[scoffs]
Cabbage. You SOS me?
You SOS me? You SOS me?!
You don't know me! That's your problem.
You don't know me.
- Hey, man, pick that up.
- Yeah.
Okay, I'll pick it up. I'll pick it up.
- I'm picking it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Put that back where it was!
Yeah, I, um
You can pick it up.
[Thando] Imagine,
he was fighting a dustbin.
- [both laugh]
- That's crazy!
- [coughs]
- Here you go.
No, no, I don't need any more water.
I need a smoke break.
Yes, a break from smoking.
Oh, please. I could die right now.
I have to live each day
as if it's my last.
That's what you should be doing too.
What, smoking?
Living.
[inhales sharply] Do you want a man?
Well, you have to put on
your big girl pants
and really look for one.
Ugh, I'm trying.
You've got to taste them
like they're exotic treats.
Can't. I'm asshole intolerant.
Stand in your power as a woman.
Stop playing with boys,
and look for real men.
You've got to show those girls off, huh?
- [chuckles]
- [Lulu laughs]
Grab your fork and knife,
and see what else is out there.
[tender music plays]
This feels kinda good.
Yeah, well, you feel good, you look good.
Look out, world!
Thando's got her appetite back,
and she's hungry!
[laughing]
["Sukuma" by Tipcee
feat. Dladla Mshunqisi plays]
What's wrong with your back?
It's not a very good advert
having a physio who needs physio.
- I I'm fine. I was
- Oh, good.
You have a new patient. Ward 38.
Chest infection. He's very high profile
and requires a good pounding.
[light-hearted music plays]
Really?
Really?
- I
- Yeah.
Okay.
And just walk properly.
["Deck The Halls" plays]
- Oh. You
- [thunder rumbles]
Hey.
Yes, and it's you.
Yes. Uh
And you are?
Oh, I'm so sorry, Minister Hlale.
My name is Thando,
and I'll be your physio.
- Ah.
- I'm here to open you up.
Open me up? Buy me a drink first.
- Oh! No [sighs]
- [laughs]
And it's Victor.
I left government a while ago.
- Of course, of course.
- Yeah. [groans]
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
- I can call the doctor.
- No, no, no. I just want some fresh air.
- [groans]
- My apologies, Mr. Hlale.
- But I can't
- Hey.
Every great story starts
with "I'm sorry, but"
[chuckles and sighs]
[thunder rumbles]
[Victor] Do you also like the rain?
[Thando] Hmm.
Mmm. The The smell of it.
You know, my wife, she loved the storm.
- "Loved"?
- Breast cancer.
Oh, my goodness. I'm I'm so sorry. I
Oh, no, don't be. It's been 15 years.
But sometimes it feels
like just yesterday.
Especially when it rains.
You loved her very much?
Soulmates.
- [thunder rumbles]
- [chuckles]
- [Victor chuckles sadly]
- I think she feels the same.
- [Victor] Mmm.
- [both chuckle]
So I
I know I'm not allowed to ask,
I don't think
No good story ever starts
with "I know I'm not allowed to but"
[laughs] Touché.
[both laugh]
Touché.
Are you trying to escape,
or is Thando trying to kidnap you?
- Sorry. Um, we were just
- I did wonder why he was flatlining.
The code blue went very well
as a training exercise,
considering the patient was missing.
I I forgot forgot
to turn the alarm off, uh, didn't I?
Yeah.
Yeah.
[Thando sighs]
- I'm sorry. [laughs]
- That's okay.
[sighs] All right.
["You Told Santa" by Kyle Deutsch plays]
[Charles] Any boys in your DMs
saying you're pretty?
[scoffs] I deleted the app.
It doesn't help, bro.
How are you going to find Mr. Right
if you delete the only app
that helps 30-year-olds
find partners these days?
Actually, I wanted to tell you [chuckles]
I I met someone today.
No, not like that. He's an old man.
But, like, he made me realize
that love is out there
and, like, not on your phone.
- Ah.
- [camera app clicks]
- Stop that. Stop!
- [app continues clicking]
But you're such a flame.
Even on a mild day, huh? Huh?
Don't you have your own social media
to ruin my life with?
- No, no, no, I like yours. It's more fun.
- Oh, it's more fun?
Yeah. #ReadyForLove.
- #Nahmeen.
- What are you doing?
BabyGirl ♪HipToYourHop.
- [chuckles]
- "#WhereTheCowsAtThough?"
Hey.
Right.
- What did you do?
- [phone chimes]
[phone chimes repeatedly]
[Thando] What did you do?
- What did you do?
- Come on.
Oh, yes.
What is it?
307 likes.
Call me Pep Guardiola 'cause I should be
your manager at this point.
- Relax. Most of these are bots either way.
- [phone chimes]
Oh! There is a boy in your DMs.
- It's probably a finsta though.
- [phone chimes]
What What's a finsta?
Thando, how old are you?
Finsta's what famous people use
for, like, more personal,
day-to-day stuff.
- Mm-mm, mm-mm, no.
- [chuckles]
That cat is looking fishy.
[in high-pitched voice] Fishy, fishy.
Like fi [in normal voice] Okay.
- When last did you gym, huh?
- Ah?
Gym.
[Charles] It's gonna be a movie, sweetie.
It's going to be a film,
and you're the star.
["Heavenly Sent" by Mi Casa plays]
But I'm pretty sure
That's where you came from, oh ♪
[Charles] He's gonna be wearing
a Christmas hat so you don't miss him.
Your majestic ways ♪
Yes, I know it sounds kind of cheesy ♪
But girl, you got to know
That I am for real ♪
See, oh, I would never say ♪
Things that I don't believe ♪
- [woman] Oh, my God, Xolani.
- Hey, girl. How are you?
Can I please have an autograph?
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you.
Sorry about that mess, okay?
My life is like a full-time job.
- Apologies.
- I, um I didn't
I didn't know it it was you.
Your face is, like, everywhere.
We work hard. There's no other way.
What do they say? "Living the dream," huh?
- My dad says that all the time.
- Smart guy.
Look, I hope I didn't come across
hectic in the DM's.
Uh
[laughs] No, no, um,
your DMs are actually why I'm here.
Bring it in.
Look, we need a safe word.
- A safe word?
- Yeah, yeah.
Just in case you wanna tap out, yeah?
- Give up.
- I'm not tapping out!
- But just in case.
- Uh-huh.
The safe word is,
"the house has collapsed."
Oh, the house is not collapsing. [laughs]
I'm the definition of an underdog ♪
Always been on a mission
To be at the top ♪
Yeah, I hope it doesn't come across weird,
but would you accept new kicks
if I gave them to you?
What, you you don't like my shoes?
No. I just have this ambassador's card.
- You know, I get free stuff because of me.
- Ah.
- See, I like to share.
- Oh. [chuckles]
Okay, well, is this, like,
my little Pretty Woman moment?
- "Cinde-fucking-rella."
- [laughs]
- Yeah!
- Let's go!
Oh. Uh [grunts]
- Push.
- Okay.
- Today! Shove! Let's go!
- Oh.
- My brothers!
- [men exclaim]
- My brothers!
- [men exclaim]
Yes. Supporters.
- Yeah.
- Yes!
Five. Let's go.
Move, move, move your legs. Let's go!
[softly] Oh, why?
Push, push, push.
Okay.
Great job.
- Bring it in. Great warm up.
- [breathing heavily]
"Warm up"?
- [trainer] Two, three. Time. Let's go!
- [man] Yes!
[trainer] One, two. Keep it tight,
keep it tight, last one. Up.
Nice one. Okay, guys, take five.
- Nice one. Take five.
- [Xolani laughs]
[breathing heavily]
- How amazing.
- Yeah. Um
Are they Are they always with you?
Sometimes I just wanna I wanna run away.
[tender music plays]
- Really?
- Yeah.
Not from here, but, like,
from here and here.
- Yeah.
- That's why I'm always
Always moving, and going.
So that you don't have
to actually think about it?
Yeah, sometimes I'm I'm lucky,
and I I actually forget
that they're even around.
[gqom music plays]
- This is my jam! This is my jam!
- Okay!
- My brothers!
- [trainer] Okay, we're back.
- All right.
- [trainer] On three, two, one.
Let's go!
[gqom music continues playing]
One! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
[trainer] And one, two, three!
Nice one, nice one!
- Two, one! Yes!
- [trainer]two, three!
Nice one, nice one, and up! Nice one!
Miss! Nice one, let's go!
One, let's go, let's go!
- Let's go!
- Bring it in! Bring it in!
- Bring it in, bring it in!
- [squeals]
- Oh! Oh.
- [trainer] And
- I
- I'm okay, I'm okay.
- I'm okay!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay. I'm okay!
Again, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Sorry.
- [Xolani] It's okay.
- I'm so sorry. Do you wanna
- I'm okay.
I'm a Xhosa man. Oh, let's go.
Whoo!
Where were you guys?
- [guard] Boss, we were here.
- [Thando] Nice Nice class.
- Again, I'm sorry.
- Don't apologize. Everything is fine.
There's no blood.
- The moneymaker's fine. We're fine.
- [laughs]
- I'm glad.
- Don't apologize.
A Again, I'm really sorry.
[Xolani] No, no, I'm sorry.
Sorry for that emotional stuff.
- [Thando chuckles]
- I don't usually do that.
- I don't know what happened.
- Yeah?
Well, maybe you thought
you were gonna die,
'cause I thought I was gonna die. Uh
Relax. You were incredible.
With a bit more practice
and some new shoes,
you'll be unstoppable.
[slurps]
- [coughs and groans]
- [Xolani] What?
- [Xolani exhales]
- Mm-mm!
Yeah. [laughs]
[slurping]
Um can I ask you something?
Of course.
[gentle music plays]
Why me?
[chuckles softly]
There's something about you.
I feel like I wanna
I wanna give you the world.
Okay.
You know, sometimes
sometimes, a woman doesn't
want you to give her the world.
Sometimes she just wants you.
'Kay.
[Xolani] Hey, uh, um
do you, by any chance, know a woman
who would want to come
to a charity thing with me tomorrow?
[laughs]
Is this you asking?
Is this you saying yes?
Mm-hmm. [laughs]
Enjoy the smoothie.
Yeah, no. [laughs]
[groans]
[laughs] The house is collapsed!
[Thando] I'm No, I'm fine.
[winces]
[upbeat music plays]
[Thando groans]
[weakly] Okay.
Okay.
- [phone chimes]
- [groans softly]
[chimes]
[groans]
[hospital workers chatter indistinctly]
Oh! Thank you, darling.
[woman] No, I want that one.
Sorry, sorry, no, that one.
Ah! There she is, ladies and gentlemen.
- [all cheer]
- When it comes to you
this rugby man of yours
knows his way to a nurse's heart.
Chicken, friend? [laughs]
- Girlfriend?
- Hmm?
Come here. Come here!
Girl, you you don't think that maybe,
I don't know, this is just a bit too much?
Walking like that?
Mm-mm, I don't think so.
- No, this is from the gym. I was
- Yeah, yeah, sure.
- No, serious! It's a StairMaster.
- [Melanie] There you are.
- [chuckles] You got You got me a gift?
- Uh, 100% no.
[Riri stifles laughter]
[laughs]
- Um, I just, uh
- [Thando laughs]
- I
- Mmm. Mmm!
- [Riri] Your hands. Read it!
- Mm!
"See you tonight, Cinderella. X."
["Nguwe" by Lowsheen & Azana plays]
[Thando] Uh Oh!
- [sighs]
- Girl, does he have a brother?
This is
[camera shutters click, flashes beep]
[inhales sharply] Xolani, I
I don't think I can
I don't think I can do this.
- The house is
- Relax. You're beautiful.
When in doubt, smile.
I'm gonna give you the world, you know.
[woman] Over here! Is that your new woman?
Yeah, she's my girl. Physiotherapist.
Perfect for the night, right?
- [Thando sighs]
- [man] He's here.
I've gotta go. The president's here.
- But
- I'm coming now. I'm coming now.
Okay.
Mr. President. Xolani. How are you, sir?
[Thando] I'm sorry.
Uh, oh, I'm sorry.
[sighs]
[Thando] Thank you. [laughs]
Hmm. Actually, I'mma keep it.
Mm-mm, Thando.
- Hey there, man. Easy on the drinks.
- What?
At these events, no one wants
a plus-one who is drunk.
I'm sure you understand.
No, no, no, no, no. I'm finishing
this drink, and then I'll have this one.
- Let's not do that.
- Oh, uh, okay.
Let go of it.
[mellow soul music plays]
Keep it together, miss.
[clicks tongue disapprovingly]
[clicks tongue mockingly, scoffs]
Finally.
Sorry.
[sighs]
- Hey!
- [chokes]
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you okay? S-Sorry.
Are you guys gonna stand there
while the lady's choking?
I'm good. I'm okay.
- Okay. Give her air.
- I'm fine.
Sorry, it was just the food.
It was just the food.
- Get me your manager.
- [man] All right. Coming right out.
Hmm? No, no, no, no, no.
It's It's my fault, it's my fault.
Actually, it's our fault
because you came, and you scared me.
Maybe I should put
a little bell on you so I can
Hey, she nearly died.
Do you want me to sue?
[laughs] No, I didn't nearly die. No. No!
I'm gonna get my people
to write an incident report on everything.
Incident Xolani, I really think
you're blowing this out of proportion.
[Xolani] Okay, give us a minute.
I'm trying to make you feel
as comfortable as possible. Okay?
I feel very uncomfortable right now.
Just smile. Pretend like
everything is okay. Everyone's looking.
No. No!
You're embarrassing me.
You are doing that to yourself.
You are embarrassing me.
Please, you're embarrassing me.
Oh. Okay.
Okay.
[sad music plays]
[Xolani] Thando! Thando, stop!
- [scoffs] Embarrassing you?
- Ju Just stop.
[breathes deeply]
You want people to think
that you are so perfect that
You know, I really, really thought
that there was something here.
Collapsing, okay?
The house has collapsed.
[woman] So embarrassing.
[breathes rapidly]
[sighs] My phone
[Xolani] You know
what you actually wanted, eh?
You wanted to trend on social media.
You wanted to be on the cover
of magazines and newspapers.
Did you get what you want,
slay queen, huh?
What?
Let the house collapse. Let it collapse.
Ah, party's back. Come, let's go.
Come, let's go.
Music, DJ. [whistles]
[exhales]
[Thando] Thanks for coming, friend.
Hey, friend, you sent an SOS.
This time, I'm not wearing underwear.
- Can I please have two shots?
- [Thando] What?
- I can't keep doing this to myself.
- Then why are you doing it?
Because I I told my family
that I have a boyfriend,
and now I have 17 days to find one.
[laughs] No, friend, you are screwed.
[laughs] And not the screw you need.
I think I just need to run away.
Mm. Ah, you can't.
[clears throat]
My friend, you are trending. Check.
You are trending on Twitter.
There, there, there. Look, #XsEx.
X That's It's catchy.
Like, that's a nice hashtag.
- There it goes, there it goes. It's done.
- Like, X
My chances of finding anyone now
is mission impossible.
- That's it. I'm running away to Tanzania.
- [laughs] Okay, sure. You do that, bestie.
["Ungowami" by Ladi Adiosoul plays]
I'm coming. Please hold my bag.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry.
[sighs]
[breathes deeply]
- [urinating]
- [sighs happily]
[breathes deeply]
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
[sobs softly]
[fabric tears]
- [fabric tears forcefully]
- [gasps]
Oh, my.
[Thando muttering]
- [Thando grunts]
- [fabric tears]
[gasps]
[mutters]
- [grunting]
- [clattering]
Stupid, stupid, stupid dress!
[sighs]
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
[toilet flushes]
- I'm I'm not even gonna ask about it.
- Yeah.
Please Please don't.
There's a Pantone party
happening downstairs.
I mean, if you wanna come through,
I think it'll help
- [sighs] No.
- make you feel better.
I'm gonna go get drunk with Riri
and go home.
Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm sorry.
Hmm. Girl, did you change? [laughs]
Yeah, whatever.
Uh, are are we leaving?
No, no, no. Uh, um, I'm going, friend.
I ended up hooking up on Tinder.
So I'm leaving.
- What? Are you leaving me?
- I'm not leaving, friend.
It's like, duty, uh booty calls.
- Friend, libido My libido.
- Friend, come on!
I'll see you later. Later! Bye!
[scoffs]
[sighs]
[imperceptible]
Sorry, sorry.
["Sobonana Phambili" by Cairo Cpt
feat. Thembi Mona & Zintle Kwaaiman plays]
[chuckles]
[mouthing]
[mouthing]
[laughs]
- [man] Hi.
- Hi.
[DJ transitions
to "Dancing On My Own" by Robyn]
Somebody said you got a new friend ♪
Does she love you better than I can?
Yeah, I know it's stupid ♪
I just gotta see it for myself ♪
I'm in the corner
Watching you kiss her ♪
Oh, oh ♪
I'm giving it my all ♪
But I'm not the girl
You're taking home ♪
Ooh ♪
I keep dancing on my own ♪
So far away, but still so near ♪
The lights go on ♪
The music dies ♪
But you don't see me standing here ♪
I just came to say goodbye ♪
["Dancing On My Own" by Calum Scott plays]
Watching you kiss her ♪
Oh, oh ♪
I'm right over here ♪
- Why can't you see me? Oh, oh ♪
- [burglar alarm wails]
It It'll go away. It's okay
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
- Uh, are you okay with it?
- Yeah.
Okay. I'm I'm Thando, by the way.
I'm Motheo.
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
[cell phone rings]
[both breathing heavily]
[cell phone rings]
- Uh Um, are you gonna
- Yeah.
Oh!
[both exhale]
- Hello?
- [woman] Hi, sir.
This is Carla calling from HDV Security.
Yes, um, the code is 1053.
- Thank you, sir. Have a lovely night.
- Thank you so much.
[mellow choral arrangement
of "Dancing On My Own" plays]
[softly] Okay.
So far away, but still so near ♪
[moans]
You okay? Yeah.
- [Motheo mutters indistinctly]
- What?
Uh Oh? Oh. [grunts]
[Thando grunting]
Um Ooh!
[laughs]
[laughs]
[moans]
[exclaims]
[breathing heavily]
Oh, oh ♪
I keep dancing on my own ♪
Mm ♪
I'm in the corner
Watching you kiss her ♪
Oh, oh ♪
I'm right over here ♪
Why can't you see me? ♪
Oh, oh ♪
I'm giving it my all ♪
I'm not the girl you're taking home ♪
Oh, oh ♪
I keep dancing on my own ♪
Yeah ♪
So far away, but still so near ♪
[Motheo] Stay.
The lights come on, the music dies ♪
You don't see me ♪
Standing here ♪
BASED ON THE NORWEGIAN SERIES
HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
[upbeat groovy music plays]