YOU (2018) s01e02 Episode Script

The Last Nice Guy in New York

1 Previously on "You" Everyone just calls me Beck.
And you are Joe? Goldberg.
A guy needs to protect himself, and your name was a glorious place to start.
The next thing our little friend the Internet gave me was your address.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Professor Leahy.
Professor Obvious wants to sleep with you.
Your friends are disloyal, and that Peach is the queen bee.
How broke are you? Benjamin J.
Ashby, Greenwich born, boarding school bred.
God, you make me insane.
Oh! I think I know you.
Oh, right.
Of course.
You're smart, except in the ways you are really not, like not locking your phone.
Maybe we could get a drink sometime.
Sure.
What you really need is someone to save you.
Man, I'm thinking maybe Whatever you think I did I can help, Beck.
you got the wrong guy.
Let me help you.
Well, I went Tonight's the night, Beck.
Our first date.
It just feels right, right? I stood and watched her fall I'm looking forward to it, and I think, obvious hangover aside, you are, too.
But I've read people wrong in the past.
One day, I'll tell you about Candace, every red flag I was blind to, how destroyed I was.
What can I say? We all have baggage.
But I feel like I'm dealing with it the right way.
Not bothering you, just checking it.
For they know the great imposter Hanging with you like this is admittedly honing skills I never knew I'd need, but hey, handy.
And he's playing a part You can't afford new clothes, but let's be real.
You'd look perfect in a potato sack.
Oh, can't she see Not a criticism, God knows I am, too, but you seem distracted.
Soon she'll learn her fate Of course, a new phone.
Not sure how you went 24 hours without one.
As you activate your new friend there, I know you think you're also deactivating your old one.
But here's where you're wrong.
Your old phone, which I have, is still logged into the cloud.
And that means I'm still logged into you.
Sci-fi movies are so wrong.
Technology is our friend.
You've reached Benji.
Leave some love.
Namaste.
Hey, look, you haven't texted back.
Just let me know you're okay, okay? That's all I ask.
This is really annoying, Benji.
[SOMBER MUSIC.]
It is annoying.
You're not thinking about us, you're thinking about him.
I kind of thought I took care of that for you, Beck.
Want to start off the class this morning? - Sure.
- Good.
My last T.
A.
was like a little mouse, - afraid of public speaking.
- Oh, that's my job.
Well, lucky us, you're good at it.
We're still on for tomorrow, drinks, poetry? Nothing if not up for both of those.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
[BELLS JINGLE.]
Hey, they came for the big day.
Want me move them down to the basement? No, I'll do that.
Just get started on the window display.
Oh, hey, I was thinking about making cookies for #ReleaseDay.
Amanda Chantal Bacon has a dope recipe in "Moon Juice Cookbook: Cook Cosmically for Body, Beauty, and Consciousness.
" - Kill me.
- Sounds great, Ethan.
Oh, and that kid is back.
Paco? Hey, speed reader.
Hi, Joe.
What are you reading? This book about werewolves the girls in my class won't stop talking about.
It's more about love stuff than werewolf stuff.
There should be right up here Yeah, it's right here.
Here, try this.
"Frankenstein"? Yeah, the monster is really cool and scary but also not really the monster.
What does that mean? Just read it.
You can tell me.
Ethan's got snacks.
Set 'em up.
Let me the hell outta here! Now! Settle down, Benji.
Let's talk.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Okay, granted I didn't think too far ahead when I swung that mallet.
I just knew Benji was the worst kind of poison, the kind you know is bad but can't stop taking.
So I did what I had to do to help you, Beck.
And now, there's an adult human male in the basement of this bookstore.
Somebody! The basement's soundproof.
Aah! The owner loved to read in peace down here.
I'm sorry.
I told you, I don't know who you are, I don't know why I'm here.
I swear.
Confession, I have no idea what to do with him now.
I'm gonna give you my family lawyer's number.
He'll get you paid.
Of course he thinks I want money.
You know who my father is? Benjamin Ashby II, hedge fund manager.
We have a jet.
We'll send you anywhere in the world.
Best case, that's somewhere far away from you, Beck.
Worst case, that ends with prison time.
Not an option.
It's a poppy seed bagel, extra schmear.
Go to I don't eat gluten.
It's an allergy, okay? That is real.
Gluten, dairy, if I ate a peanut, I could die.
Well, gosh, whatever can I get you? I'd just like a bare burger wrapped in chard.
Or I could do sushi.
Sushi? My diet is limited.
Please? Whoever you are, you're not a killer.
Oh, how I wish I was.
This would be much less complicated.
Let me out of here.
I won't say anything to anyone.
He doesn't even know my name.
I can figure this out.
I'm claustrophobic.
My blood sugar's low.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Is this sugar? I found it in your wallet along with three bars of Xanax, Adderall, half a sheet of, I think, acid, is it? Whatever.
It's not even for me.
I network.
I own a business.
That's right, Home Soda.
It's artisanal.
It's gonna blow up.
Is it? Do your investors know you do heroin? Or your your father? How about your girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend.
Oh, ! That's where I know you from.
You were in the cab! Beck's cab! She she said your name.
It's Jimmy.
No.
This is Joe.
He literally saved my life.
It's Joe! Now, that's a complication.
Do not tell me that you're doing this because of Beck.
She's not my girlfriend.
You can have her! Take her! Careful, Benji.
Not winning any points.
If you knew her, you would not be putting me in a cage and ruining your life over Guinevere Beck! [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
If you want out, you'll do what I want.
The days of being with a man who doesn't value you, those are over.
If we can get over the first date hump.
[CELL PHONE BUZZES.]
Can't help it, worried about Benji.
That's why it's so crucial Benji's out of your picture.
Please, he's off getting -faced.
Or he's in some kind of trouble.
What we have right now is just a little spark.
Every choice is a message.
With Candace, I always felt like I was pushing.
But now I realize, can't force it, - the timing, the spark.
- [CELL PHONE BUZZES.]
So you tell me if you're too distracted, Beck.
You decide.
Sure.
Looking forward.
Free at six.
Give me a purpose Something I can be Give me a purpose Something I can see Whoa ho, ho So it was just one of those cheesy diaries with a lock, but I couldn't stop writing.
I just I felt better having it all down on paper, you know? And then I did this little creative writing assignment and it just blew my teacher's mind.
She acted like it was the best thing she'd[VOICE FADES.]
Honestly, part of me thought this date would never come, and now it feels so easy, so right.
This is how our story goes, Beck.
And here I am.
Sometimes you just, you do things on instinct because you have to, and then you scramble, you know.
Yeah, I kinda know.
I totally didn't Google you, but if I did, I might discover you aren't on social media.
Fact, it renders you insanely vulnerable with zero upside.
I'm an old-fashioned guy.
I like real life.
What about your job? Bookstore manager or or international super spy, which is I mean, is that your goal or I know I'm in a city full of people with with with big, fat neon sign aspirations.
And I know it's not cool to say and it's not big and flashy but I love books, and I want my life to be about what I actually love.
Yeah, I get that.
[CELL PHONE RINGS.]
Sorry, just a second, okay? Yeah, go ahead.
Hey.
Yeah, I know it's serious, Peach.
I'm the one who told you I was worried.
Okay.
Yes, I'm coming.
I'm sorry, I have to go.
This friend, he just apparently he had to go meet someone and never came back.
It's worrying.
We can pick it up some other time if you have to.
All right, thank you.
I hope your friend is okay.
I thought I'd done it, gotten Benji out of our way.
Looks like I have to finish the job.
To figure out what to do with the poster boy for white male privilege in the cage, I need to understand who he truly is.
And to do that, I need to know what he cares about.
This is totally unfair.
If I knew you were gonna quiz me, I'd have put more recent books on the list.
So bottom line, you've never even read "On the Road.
" It's very possible to read a book without having to read it in the traditional manner.
You can read about a book.
Yeah, I get it.
You're a fraud.
Here, give me the stupid book.
I'll read it right now, you sadistic Anything to get me out of here.
I do understand something about you now, Beck.
You somehow think this guy is all you deserve.
You're looking a little gray and mealy in there.
Yeah, no You stole my stash! I thought it wasn't for you.
Fine.
You happy? It's mine.
I'm a chipper.
I never do it more than three days in a row.
And I'm quitting.
Okay, only if you're quitting.
[SIGHS.]
Doesn't work that way.
It's only one way.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Just one more thing.
Password.
[SCOFFS AND LAUGHS.]
Leanna.
L-E-A-N-N-A.
His phone lock is another girl's name, Beck.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Oh, yeah.
Well, he's been living a frankly off-brand life for a guy who markets health soda.
Based on the evidence, he's not missing you when you're gone.
You don't mean anything to him.
Say cheese.
I was worried.
I called his mother.
We were about to call the police, and he's high in some random burg in Massachusetts according to his geolocation.
Don't say geolocation.
You're not a stalker.
At least we know he's fine, just being the worst.
So we're all gonna go try that new bar tonight, right? In SoHo.
You are such a lush.
, I can't go.
I'm sorry.
I'm supposed to have drinks with my thesis adviser.
Oh.
Ugh, scale of one to ten, how pervy? He won an award for a book of poems that probably has 35 references to, like, vagina lips.
Well, banging your professor is like a grad school - rite of passage.
- Is it? Annika's like the Wikipedia page for , so Whatever.
I banged my bio professor.
It was fine.
Notably, I passed the class.
You know, eyes on the prize.
Ovary up, girl.
Beck doesn't want to ovary up.
He controls my status as a T.
A.
He could knock me out of my housing.
Or you could not figure it out and report him.
I think it only works that way in the movies.
Whatever.
We're seeing you tomorrow.
My party.
Tomorrow is the anniversary of my parents' divorce.
The party I always have to distract myself.
Of course.
Sorry.
I'm coming.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING.]
One more line, man, come on.
Just tell me your plan and I will help you.
Where is she right now? She's partying her face off with Lynn and Annika, right? Actually, she's about to meet her thesis adviser, but glad to hear you take her seriously.
See, this is what I'm telling you.
You see this hardworking writer chick.
How could you not? She's branded the living out of herself across the Internet.
I want you to know, if I wasn't about to be late to see you, I would beat this guy bloody for the way he talks about you.
I'm telling you, this is her thing.
Right now, she's got on red lipstick and she's getting ready to work her professor hard for that "A.
" I'll see you later, Benji.
Hey, come back.
I'm hungry! [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
There's a directness.
That's what's special about your work.
So if it's not direct to the bone, cut it.
Thanks.
That's really helpful.
And coming from you, it means a lot.
A lot of people find a direct woman irresistible.
You should lean into that in your life as well.
Yeah, easier said than done.
Well, you can always practice on me.
I'm safe.
[LAUGHS.]
You really have nothing to be nervous about.
The world is your bright red apple.
You think he writes these lines in advance like a poem? I wish I had your confidence.
Putting your work out into the world is a service.
I'll try and remember that.
I wouldn't tell you if you weren't talented.
I'm happy to share all my secrets.
So, Beck, maybe it's time to acknowledge what there is here.
[CHUCKLES.]
Don't touch me.
It's not sexy, it's repulsive.
Sorry, but this is You invited me to.
No, I didn't.
You flirt brazenly.
You wear clothes so sheer I can see your nipples.
What do you call that? - It's crazy.
- If you're gonna stay on the safe side of the plausible deniability zone, cover your , stop the eyes, and write better.
[LAUGHS.]
I like you, but clearly you're overworked.
It's only right to release you from the T.
A.
position.
No.
No, please.
Get some rest.
You're right to be angry.
Some things can't just be allowed to be.
Something has to be done about someone like him.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
[CELL PHONE RINGS.]
Hello.
Hey, where are you? I'm in the Village.
Maybe we can finish our talk.
Yeah, I'll be there in 15.
Slow me down Are you staring at my lipstick? No, no.
No, I'm not.
I'm not.
No, it's just different.
No, I just I wanted to try something new, but you're right, it's not really me.
So why did you call me? I don't know.
Spontaneous impulse.
That's okay.
You'll learn you can tell me anything.
We cut it short last time because a friend of yours, he was missing, right? Oh, God, he's fine.
He's just an idiot.
Agree with you there, but you want to keep it light.
I can do that.
Okay, this couple here coming in the door, what do you think, first date? Third.
She's not sure she wants to seal the deal.
Hmm.
And those two.
Where? Brink of divorce.
Ooh, that's cold.
Okay.
Oh, that's easy.
It's us in 30 years.
And that was way too much.
I love that.
[LAUGHS.]
Wow, you're in super good shape for an old guy.
Thank you, and you, if I may say, are hot as ever.
But in a dignified, age-appropriate away.
It's all the yoga.
It keeps me young.
To be honest, Joe, I'm so happy that you could come tonight.
It's been the worst day.
My thesis adviser, he made a pass at me.
Oh, you're kidding.
The most embarrassing part is I actually thought he believed in me and my work.
This isn't your fault.
Yeah, but dumb like this happens all the time.
I'm starting to think I'm some kind of magnet for, like, dudes with serious issues.
So what are you gonna do about your thesis adviser? I don't know.
Get through it.
I believe in you.
Hey, do you want to come to a party with me tomorrow? Already booking our next date.
It's at a friend, Peach Salinger's.
Like J.
D.
Salinger? I mean, yes.
Whoa! Wow.
But she doesn't like to talk about it.
And she's a sweetheart.
Her family's just a little, you know? Yeah, whose isn't? Play the game if I know that the score don't exist I played it off like I'm a winner Oh, oh Mm.
I like yours better.
Well, let's give thanks to our lord Stephen King, who bestoweth books so that our bookstores in third dimensional locations may live.
It's cool how you get in the monster's POV.
You understand why he does stuff.
Almost like it's Justified? Yeah, but then it's weird, 'cause he's bad but not all bad.
Quick Twitter break for Benj.
Maybe Dr.
Frankenstein's the bad one for even making him, right? Well, I think it's open to your interpretation.
You ready? Let's do it then.
Release the kraken! Hey, come on in.
Hey, good morning.
Cookies, homemade, not just for me.
Get a book.
Thank you so much.
Your receipt is in the book.
Whoa, we need another box already.
Ethan, can you watch the register for a second? Kid ran down to the basement to get it.
I'm an idiot.
What? No.
Yeah, I saw him grab the key.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Paco! Paco! What did I say? I'm sorry.
I told you not to come down here.
I just wanted to grab a book.
Don't be an idiot! Why would you do that? - I'm sorry.
- Why? Even when I dream about the best things in life So what happened with you and Professor Vaj Lips? Let's just say I better find a better job or some kind of housing or I don't know.
[SIGHS.]
Okay, enough of this Peach, no.
I can't I can't accept it.
Stop.
It's just first, last, and a deposit, okay.
Don't be so noble, okay.
Just take the check and stop stressing.
Here.
If you want to kill me, what the fuck are you waiting for? Why would I want to kill him? Who wants to kill people? Three cups, one is your brand, Home Soda.
It's the best, right? So prove it.
Tell me which one it is.
If I get this right, I get a fix? If you get this right, I'll let you out.
[SOMBER MUSIC.]
I need a palate cleanser.
Cup two.
Three.
One, two, or three? I don't know.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Wait! None of them, okay! They all taste like stale, cheap drugstore soda.
They're not mine.
They're all yours.
That's ! Home Soda is, obviously.
Let me out of here! Let me out of here! You psychopath! [SOMBER MUSIC.]
Fine! You win! I lose! We all lose.
What am I gonna do with this lying sack of , Beck? You want Beck, right? Let's let's be clear.
She does not want to be with a guy like you.
I can help you.
No.
Actually, she invited me to a party tonight.
To Peach Salinger's.
A Salinger party, oh, Joe.
She she's taking you to add texture.
She wants to seem interesting, like she hangs out with real folk.
She's deep, she's an artist.
Truth? Beck will always leave someone like you for someone who can take her places.
We never made it to a single party 'cause she couldn't jump on me fast enough.
She's playing you for a chump, my friend.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
[LAUGHS.]
So yeah, it was really bad.
Basically, food poisoning is the reason why Peach and I are friends.
Puke does bond you.
She show you her ladle? She's got this red kitchen ladle.
It's a whole call-you-daddy, spank me thing.
She's kinky as with me because I'm loaded.
Not you 'cause 'cause who are you? So hopefully nothing gastrointestinal happens, but I do hope you guys like each other.
[SIGHS.]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
You want to change that.
You need me.
One look and I can tell you, not my crowd.
What they are is everything Benji claims you want to be.
Beckalish.
Hi.
Hey.
Mwah, mwah.
- Here you go.
- Thank you.
Is this Joseph? Joe.
Am I just texture here, Beck? Now, Joseph Just just Joe.
I'm gonna have to borrow our friend here.
So make yourself at home.
Everyone here is friendly.
Brown people don't bite.
Alumni.
Where'd you go? I didn't.
Hmm.
Come on.
You got the bends your time was spent Wasting away Tasting the days of cold comet chemicals I blacked out.
Annika Atwater, rich and #carefree, building a brand as a body positive influencer, which seems to involve wearing a lot of free stuff on Instagram.
Lynn Lieser, publicist, #cocktaillover.
Daughter of a surgeon and tech CEO, adopted, and has all the smugness, none of the angst.
[SOMBER MUSIC.]
If you have a full set, each one of them is worth three times as much for a collector.
You've read that one? Just the first one.
Typical.
You think I need some illiterate working in my shop? No, hey.
If you want to work in this shop, you learn the value of these books.
Mr.
Mooney, please.
Everything you need is in there.
- Please! - Joseph.
There you are.
It's Joe, just Joe.
This is a lovely collection, Peaches.
It's Peach, and, I mean, you've probably read more of these books than I have.
A good salesman has to know his product, right? So you met Beck at a book shop, right? That's right.
Only in New York.
And then you just happened to meet again.
Casual tone, detective eyes.
Well, it's lucky we did.
She was on the tracks at the time.
So I heard.
Oh, God, thank goodness for you.
I mean, being in Greenpoint of all places at the very right moment.
Oh, it's time for the toast.
[ANORAAK'S "FIGURE".]
Nothing to fear about me, darling So in the time I was in there, you attract Benji 2.
0.
Peach looks thrilled.
Are you thrilled? What do you want? We'll figure it out So which Beck are you? The one I see or the one Benji does? Hey, stranger.
How are you holding up? Having fun? [SIGHS.]
Beck.
Why did you bring me here? I don't know.
I thought it could be fun? I don't think I have a lot in common with your other friends.
I like that about you.
I always think I'm gonna love these things, yet somehow never do.
Then why did we come? It's been this way since Brown.
Just feels like I'm getting sucked in and I could just be me, yet that somehow never feels quite good enough.
You know, I stole this dress to fit in, which is pathetic.
I don't know about that.
Yeah, not as pathetic as the fact that Peach wrote me a check to keep me afloat, which I don't want to cash but now I have to.
Look, if you're not one of them, it's just 'cause stuff didn't just get handed to you.
It didn't.
Right, and when it's like that, sometimes, to survive you have to show some teeth.
And I'm guessing that yours are pretty sharp.
[GROANS.]
I'm glad we met, glad we're friends.
For the love of Christ.
- Joe? - I know that voice.
Joe Goldberg? Maddie Johnson.
I'm Candace's friend.
Great, a little soon for you to hear this, Beck, but here we go.
Wow, Maddie, that's crazy.
It's so good to see you.
This is Beck.
Hey.
So I heard about you and Candace.
You know, I thought we were pretty happy, but she thought she could be happier with some guy in Rome.
So you know, I get it.
She's following her bliss.
It's just how she left so suddenly.
I mean, we were all kind of hurt.
Would you excuse us? My Uber is here.
It was nice to meet you.
Sorry.
It was good to see you, Maddie.
I just felt like that needed to be over.
Let's get you home.
Be here for Paco.
What could he possibly need from me? He needs someone who isn't drunk, Ron, how about that? [LOUD THUD.]
What the is wrong with you, punching a wall? [INDISTINCT.]
solve our problems.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
It's not okay to yell.
Grown-ups do it all the time.
Grown-ups are assholes.
[ARGUING CONTINUES.]
Some people used to yell at me, too, you know.
And I don't want to be like them.
I got you something.
[SOMBER MUSIC.]
I can't take this in the house.
Ron.
So all the bathrooms in the building have the same kind of ceiling.
So go in the bathroom.
The ceiling tiles around the vent move if you push them.
So you push one [CLICKS TONGUE.]
Pop the book in there, slide it closed.
Like a secret hiding place.
Cool.
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
Have a good night, Paco.
If you want it, it's here.
You are not responsible for my feelings, I am, but for the record, I feel like congealed, day-old egg rolls right about now.
What was the point of taking me to that party? Benji was right.
Benji! [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
[YELLING.]
Honestly, I get how he feels.
You left me here to die! You left me here to die! [CRIES.]
Enough of this, just kill me! Hi.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
I I just I want to ask you to please reconsider.
I need the T.
A.
job.
I need housing.
Can we maybe discuss placing me with another adviser? It's the middle of the term.
I know.
Inconvenient, but it's it's really important.
I wish you the best.
But I really can't, in good conscience, do that.
I understand.
So I I guess I'm realizing I have no choice [DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
but to share this.
And that is? Well, it can fit in one tweet.
A list of six women who have a story about you.
Not hard to find, didn't take much asking around.
What's the term again, harassment or misconduct? Anyway, they were too scared to come forward, but then we realized it's harder to dismiss seven women with the same story.
That's not possible.
I've done nothing inappropriate.
You want to make yourself a public liar? That actually would sink your career.
Blackmail is not something you live down.
You're trying to call my bluff, but I'm not bluffing.
So your call.
I've had a lot of time to think in here.
You're right.
I am a fraud.
I've done things worse than you.
And that's how I know, Joe, you're not a killer.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
I want to tell you something.
And once I tell you, I'll know your worst secret.
You'll know mine.
Then you can let me go.
- [LAUGHS.]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER.]
Yeah! We thought this group was strong.
A lot of interesting stuff in Benji's nightstand.
But he was right.
The thumb drive is by far the most interesting.
It started out your standard issue frat hazing, but a certain intensity kicked in.
[LAUGHTER.]
Then the coke or the homophobia.
Teach this a lesson.
Teach him a lesson! They all stood there, laughing.
- And Benji - Whoo! was the worst because he stood there holding the camera.
, wake up, ! [LAUGHS.]
Oh, ! Their parents made it go away, but Benji kept a copy of the video, I assume, to hold over friends' heads.
Instead, I get to hold it over Benji's.
And he doesn't deserve it, but he's right.
It is enough to buy his freedom.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
Should I have changed the subject on that balcony, tried to kiss you sooner? It's not fair how easy it is to kill a spark.
It's a miracle love ever happens.
If it's not a myth.
Hi.
Thanks to you, I showed that professor some teeth.
And? What's that? A thank-you doughnut.
It worked.
Hmm.
That's good.
I'm glad.
I mean, I was worried.
You were right and I have housing and can rip Peach's check up and generally live to fight another day.
And I wouldn't have had the guts if you hadn't so really, thank you.
All I want to do is help, Beck.
I mean, you saw something in me and, God, not everyone gets why I'm here and what being a writer means.
It's the most I mean, it's the only important thing.
And and you helped me to not lose it.
Aren't you gonna look, see if I guessed the right flavor? No , classic, even old-school, and secretly better than all those crazy, trying-too-hard ones.
It is nice to be seen.
It's a good guess.
[GIGGLES.]
It's good.
[ROMANTIC MUSIC.]
Come back here.
So plain glazed, yes.
Noted.
I have to go to class.
Have a good class, Beck.
[LAUGHS.]
[SOMBER MUSIC.]
Did you get it? The video? Maple latte, almond milk, two stevia, did I get that right? Yeah, yeah, I saw the video.
Yes! Yes! Yes! [LAUGHS.]
Oh, mutually assured destruction.
Let's talk about something first, though.
What you said about Beck basically being a gold digger I was just being honest, that's that's all.
What you are is wrong.
I'd go so far as to say you create the problem when you assume this stuff, when you treat her like trash.
You cast her in a role that isn't her and and you trap her in it.
Bro, I'm I'm I'm done with her.
Say I can trust you.
I've got the video, right? I mean, solid maybe.
The thing is that doesn't make up for the damage you've done.
I'm sorry.
If it was between me and you, Benji, honestly, I would roll the dice.
I would.
Like you said, I'm not a killer.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC.]
But this is about her.
I'm telling you [GULPS.]
I'm scared.
I'm very scared of what you would do to her.
[GASPS.]
Maple almond latte.
[GASPS.]
Two stevia, two tablespoons of peanut oil.
Could have gone either way.
He's lied about so many things.
Who knew the peanut allergy was real? Guess Benji's gonna die an honest man.

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