8MMM Aboriginal Radio (2015) s01e03 Episode Script
Episode 3
1
LOLA, VOICEOVER: Hey, you mob been
see that big tourist expo in town?
Well, them tourists, whitefella
mob and Chinamans,
they dream all about coming for this
desert for real Aboriginal culture.
From us mob, real blackfella.
And when they come, they
get a cultural shock, true.
Kwenye, us mob life not romantic
like tourist dreaming.
ABORIGINAL WOMAN: OK, we'll
go, we'll go, we'll go.
If I catch you down here again,
you're not gonna get
this back next time.
Thank you.
Our art, him welcome anywhere
in this world, true.
But not us blackfella. Kwenye mob.
We not even welcome
for our own country.
Excuse me. Wine? I gotta find wine.
Come on, mate. No humbug.
~ Excuse me. Got to find wine.
~ Officer?
~ I just want wine. Please.
~ Oi!
Come back here!
~ Hey!
~ I just want my mate, wine.
~ Just relax, mate.
~ JAMPAJINPA: Hey! Hey!
Let my people go!
Hey, let it go, mate.
Stick around. You might
learn it something too.
Aaaahhhhh
Look, I'm here
I'm from the bush
Don't be shy 'cause I'm black
Listen to me
Talking to you From the bush. ♪
JESSIE: This is why, Mum.
This is why they can't stay,
because nothing is sacred.
What you getting funny for?
You got spare battery.
Your cousin been only
borrow 'em other one.
Cousins borrow things
like shoes or jeans.
Not the battery straight
out of your friggin' car.
Him only for a couple of days.
They been come to sell
painting for tourist expo.
It's never for a couple of days, Mum.
They'll still be here at Christmas.
~ You have to tell them to go.
~ Where they gotta go?
I don't know. They can go hotel,
caravan park, blackfella hostel.
You know, anywhere,
like normal people.
We not normal people, we blackfella.
You want 'em to go, you tell 'em.
Everybody! Jessie gotta
say something for you mob!
~ Help, help (Shouts indistinctly)
~ Hey, Jessie, what are you doin'?
Jessie, what are you doing?
Break it up, break it up!
Leave your mother alone.
Hey! Jess, Jess.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: 8MMM FM.
Oh, going to a funeral? Who died?
It's for the Expo gala
dinner tomorrow night.
All this hoo-ha over
a bunch of blacks
dancing naked in the
dust for 30,000 years.
I take it you don't want your
ticket at the VIP table, then?
All the 8MMM staff are invited, but
I'm sure I could scalp your ticket.
Right. Finally in with
the big boys, eh?
This lot are cashed up and
we're on the gravy train.
Don't call it that.
8MMM needs funding to promote
Aboriginal culture,
and the Expo has extremely
deep pockets.
OK, there's a little bit of gravy.
I rented my flat out to the Expo
staff. I'm making a killing.
~ So, where are you staying?
~ Ah, don't worry about that.
(Groans)
What? Wha
(Sighs)
What? You thieving black bastards.
Hey, you mob know this my cup, eh?
Yeah.
Hmm.
~ OK, where the hell is it?
~ Where is what?
Oh, come on, the brand-new recording
kit the Expo bought me.
Someone's taken it from my desk.
I don't know. We've got staff at
Expo. Maybe one of them borrowed it?
I mean it, Jake. I'm sick of
people borrowing our shit.
~ It's the same as stealing.
~ It's not stealing.
Things come back when you
ask for them, usually.
It's just the way things
work here. You know that.
No - when you need something,
it's never here.
'Cause everyone's using
it for personal stuff.
Hey, you gotta learn for
sharing, blackfella way.
Yeah? Well, if someone took your
biscuits, you'd change your tune.
Ah! You and Dave been gobble
it all the biscuits?
Why you white people gotta
gobble it everything?
Oi, never mind about
your stupid biscuits.
I'm going Expo. You
mob find me there.
My office is off limits to
everyone, including you.
You spread the word.
MILLY: That'll be $25, thanks.
~ Don't forget to smile.
~ Righto.
Make sure you do.
Hey, Jessie been let
you use him camera?
Not really. We borrowed it.
It's not hers anyway. 8MMM
got it with the Expo money.
~ Right. In front.
~ Hi. Eee
JAMPAJINPA: Got no
shame, got no shame,
locking up the blackfellas but
Don't worry, bloods. I got your back.
~ Yeah, yeah, ha, ha.
~ Got your backs!
Yeah, right.
(Siren blips) OFFICER FLOPS: Lola?
We've got that white Jampajinpa
of yours. You want him back?
Yeah, give him for us, then.
JAMPAJINPA: These my bloods here, eh?
~ What you doing?
~ Out you get.
Nah, I'm stickin' with my peeps.
You don't belong with this lot.
They're trying to set
me free. Don't let them!
MAN: He don't go free,
I will go free.
None of us go free! We're
in this together.
~ Crew name, no shame. Get out.
~ Hey, what
You better let me back
in that paddy wagon, brus!
Breathe, Jampajinpa.
Be calm, be the tree.
You got no shame sweepin'
us off the street.
It's our land. Lock me up. Come on.
I will shut this stall down
if you continue to make
a nuisance of yourself.
He's just expressing his deep pride
in his Indigenous heritage.
Let my people go!
MILLY: Ow!
~ Take off that 8MMM work shirt.
~ What, old girl? What you gonna do?
No shame making trouble
for all your work mates.
Whatever. I'm trying
to help people in here!
~ Take 'em off.
~ KOALA: Everyone, let's hold hands.
~ MILLY: Get it off him, Lola.
~ Get off me! Get off me! Arggh!
JAMPAJINPA: You mob are pox!
I'll show you. I'll show
you who's a blackfella yet.
What? Hell, no Expo! We won't go!
~ (Milly chuckles)
~ Hey, you take it off, Jake, come on.
What possessed you to film this?
And then upload it on the internet
for everyone to see?
LOLA, ON VIDEO: You take it
off that 8MMM work shirt
See? I been tell you
he wear an Expo shirt.
If we lose that Expo partnership,
we'll lose everything, you know that?
Yes. I'm aware of that, Dave.
Do you realise what
this could cost 8MMM?
Yeah. Lucky I been take 'em
that shirt off him, eh?
~ MILLY: High five.
~ Lola!
Take that down now, Milly,
or you can forget about going
to the Expo afterparty.
(Sounds of scuffle on video)
LOLA, ON VIDEO: You got no shame
making trouble for your work mate.
OK, look, I'll give you a drinks
card for the VIP table.
~ Mmm
~ Yes?
(Phone rings)
(Lola shouts on video)
OK, five, five. I'll give you five.
That should cover you
and your friends,
then it's all sorted out, alright?
But you need to take it down now.
Thank you.
Now. I mean now.
OK.
JAKE: I mean it, Milly.
~ Taking it down.
~ Good.
(Low chatter)
Nga naaaayy, nga naaaaayy,
nga naaaaayy, hu!
Nga naaaayy, nga naaaaayy,
nga naaaaayy, hey!
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
Hey, come on, peeps, come on.
Stand up and be counted.
~ Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
~ (Murmuring)
Hey, peeps. Peeps, come back!
Where are you going? Peeps!
A boomerang?
You're milking this black thing
a bit too much, don't you think?
You gonna lock me up?
That mob are going into protective
custody, somewhere safe.
You want them to be safe, don't you?
Just 'cause a brother be black
don't mean he be stupid.
Only peeps hurt around
this joint are my peeps.
I'm more your peeps than that
lot you're hanging around with.
You're not black, you're white. See?
You right, po-po.
My skin might not be black
but my blood is.
JAMPAJINPA: Yeah, yeah.
Brother be black now.
Black as night. Whitefellas fright.
I'm looking for wine, Miss.
I just want wine.
Oh!
JESSIE: I just went shopping.
Where's the freakin' food?
I don't know.
You know what? Don't worry about
it. I'm just going to bed.
You and Thomas gotta sleep on couch.
Excuse me? (Chuckles)
I can't wait to hear
this one, old girl. Why?
Your cousin Madeleine and husband
and them two devil
kid sleep in your bed.
Bullshit! They can have your bed.
I been already give my bed for
your nephew and his little family.
And Aunty Ethole sleeping
in Thomas' bed.
What? No, they all live in town.
What's wrong with their places?
They house full up too.
Everybody travel long way. Another
mob hiding from police man.
Family gotta stay somewhere, eh?
Well, the Expo's only
one week long, Mum.
What's their excuse for
the rest of the year?
Oh, yeah!
Right.
~ Alright. I'm off.
~ Can you set the alarm on before?
Why are you on a swag? You're
not staying here, are you?
Mate, I can't stay at my place.
Rented it out, remember?
I don't think that's
a good idea, Dave.
Mate, be for a couple of days.
No-one will even know I'm here.
OK, but nobody knows you're here.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Right. Do you want the door to
your bedroom open or closed?
Leave it open.
~ Ventilation, I guess. OK, goodnight.
~ Night-night.
~ (Mobile phone rings)
~ Oh, hello.
A nibble.
G'day, mate, how are you?
What, you ringing to tell
me my house is on fire?
WAYNE, ON PHONE: Dave,
you old war horse.
I want you to come down to
the club and have a pow-wow.
~ Yeah. What, now?
~ Yes, now, you stupid prick.
Hot chick here. I need you
to entertain her friend.
Just get my things together.
See you in about 20 minutes.
~ Yeah, quick as you can.
~ Alright.
Well, well, well, well.
(Snoring)
(Coughing and snoring)
Make them go, Mum.
Tell them to piss off, mad one.
What's wrong with you,
Thomas? That's our family.
Your things won't cry for you.
You sound just like your mother.
You take that back.
I'm no Joy!
Mad one.
(Door opens)
(Low mumbling)
(Clattering)
(Clattering and mumbling continue)
(Birds twitter)
Your man Dave mentioned
you were a bleeding heart.
Your Aborigines are running
rings around you.
What are you gonna do about it?
I don't own any Aboriginals, Wayne.
Yeah, but you do employ some,
and they're not doing
you, or me, any favours.
My colleagues didn't intend to
Now, look, Jake, visitors
to the Northern Territory
want the Aboriginal experience
without all the emotion.
That's what they want. That's what
I'm paying you handsomely to deliver.
I'll take care of it, Wayne.
That's the spirit.
Make some heads roll.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, I've got to
find my missing artist.
Missing? Branson Herbert.
You know how this mob go walkabout?
I'll see you tonight, Hanson.
Yeah, looking forward to it, Wayne.
Take care.
DAVE: Oh, yeah, baby.
(Snoring)
(Sniggering)
Eee, I didn't know Dave is man lover.
Oh, fuck! Jesus!
Eww, that's totally gross.
Look, oh
I didn't know old people
could still do that.
~ BRANSON: What's going on here?
~ Thief. He's a thief.
~ Look. Look. Him, he's the thief!
~ Who are you people?
Hey, you can't tie 'em up
people! That's wrong way!
Hey, theft, break and
enter, sexual assault.
Sexual assault! That's wrong way.
I'm pretty sure it's illegal
to do that, Dave.
Deprivation of liberty
or something like that.
Great! Deprivation of liberty?
He's been helping himself to
our stuff all frickin' morning.
~ I'm making a citizen's arrest.
~ You mad one.
I got nothing do for this kidnap!
Don't blame me. I'm
just a receptionist.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Aboriginal
radio in Aboriginal country.
Ah, get in!
Jessie! Lucky I been find you.
You gotta hurry up. One bloke
he been robber for us.
And he been eat it kitchen out
and Dave been nearly rape 'im.
Hey? What!?
Dave is kidnap bloke
now. He been tie 'em up.
~ What are you talking about?
~ Just hurry up!
Look. See? See?
What the hell is going on here?
~ Lola said you raped someone.
~ Hey, I never touched him.
Call the police. He
needs to be arrested.
He needs a shower.
Hey, what are you doing?
Don't let him go!
Thank you.
~ Jesus Christ!
~ You alright?
~ You can find wine for me?
~ Oh-ho, right(!)
~ What I done to you?
~ Shower's this way.
You just let him go? Just like that?
Alright, the sun's only just up.
He's already on the hunt
for grog. He's a menace.
~ Mmm.
~ What?
(Shower runs)
~ You'll wear a hole in that floor.
~ He's been in there a long time.
What's he doing in there?
How do you like me now?
(Laughter)
Orange must be the new
frigging black, eh?
I don't get it. Who in their right
mind chooses to be a blackfella?
Us blackfellas are born
in the true image of God.
~ Ain't none of us choose that gift.
~ Ha-ha-ha-ha!
That's why you pinkies
be hating on us.
Gift, my arse - in this country,
I can't think of anything worse
than being treated like a blackfella.
Yeah?
Well, you ain't never been treated
like a whitefella before, have you?
Nah! (Chuckles)
Has anyone told him he's orange?
You do it.
I made that painting for that
poster. That's for my country.
~ JESSIE: True? That's your artwork?
~ That's mine.
My car been get stolen,
my wallet is lost.
Nobody know me in this place.
I come to 8MMM to camp
'cause can't camp outside.
Policeman is hunting
everybody out there.
Can you help me?
Uh, hi, I'm Jake Hanson,
the General Manager.
~ You are?
~ Branson.
Oh, well, nice to meet you, Branson.
Um, I've just got back
from the Expo people.
Apparently our staff
are out of control.
Oh, don't know what
gave them that idea.
You can help me find wine.
Wine? Oh
Hey, are you Branson Herbert,
the Expo artist?
~ Yeah.
~ (Jake chuckles)
Yeah, yeah, I can help
you find Wine. (Chuckles)
ROCK MUSIC
JAMPAJINPA, ON RADIO: Hell,
no, Expo, we won't go.
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go.
Come on, peeps, don't be sheep, let's
stick it to them Expo creeps.
The Expo rolls into town and
every blackfella goes down.
Let's show our mate Wayne
we ain't playing their game.
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go.
CALLER: Hey, brus, stop your
hollering and play some music.
What's up with you, Jaffa?
How come blackfellas don't
stand up for themselves?
We're treated like shit, right,
but how do you get mob
to come and protest?
Duh. Free feed.
That's it!
How come I didn't think
of that myself?
Yeah-ha-ha! Feed-feed-feed-feed.
I'll call you back.
JAMPAJINPA, ON RADIO: Anyone
in need of a free feed?
Expo mob are doing the deed.
Come on down to the Expo venue
and tell them 8MMM sent you.
JAKE: OK, everybody ready?
(Whistles) Look at you
guys. You look amazing.
Thank you.
Hey, get the
Where's Jampajinpa?
He said he'd meet us there.
OK, guys, remember, we're
the Expo media partners
so please be on your
best behaviour. OK?
~ MILLY: Alright.
~ Evenin', all. What?
You said 'Alice Springs formal'.
Nup. No.
CROWD: Hell, no, Expo, we won't
go. Hell, no, Expo, we won't go.
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
What's going on?
DJ Jaffa-jinpa told everyone on
air to come down for a free feed.
~ CROWD: Free feed, free feed
~ Yeah!
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
The cops are on their way.
If you don't have an invitation,
I suggest you head home.
Yeah, call the po-po. We don't care.
We're here for a feed like
the rest of the mob.
(Crowd chants)
You, Hanson, what the hell is this?
Hey, Wayne, look who we found!
Wine, Wine I been looking
all over for you, Wine.
I been lose my ID, I been
lose my car and my wallet.
No-one would help me. True.
But these 8MMM fellas, they help me.
Don't think finding my artist
lets you off the hook.
~ CROWD: Free feed, free feed
~ We want it now.
Hell, no, we won't go! We want feed!
I thought I told you
to sack that fool.
~ You what?
~ Hold on.
~ You were going fire Jampajinpa?
~ Uh
Hanson, this is not the voice the
Expo is paying for. Sack him!
I don't think so.
8MMM is for Aboriginal people.
You not the boss. Jakey
can't listen for you.
Jakey will do exactly what he's told.
He knows which side
his bread is buttered.
Excuse me, but you can't
exclude Aboriginal people
from a celebration
of Aboriginal culture.
~ That's just wrong.
~ You're fired too.
I'm a volunteer.
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
(Crowd cheers and chants)
Jakey? Money can't cry for you.
I have to go.
Jampajinpa
CROWD: Hell, no, Expo, we won't
go! Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
Uh
~ Hanson! I own you.
~ You not owner for any people.
Arggh!
~ Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
~ (Cheering)
~ (Crowd chants)
~ 8MMM is finished!
ALL: Hell, no, Expo, we won't
go! Hell, no, Expo, we won't
~ You did the right thing, you know.
~ Did I?
8MMM was sorted, at
least financially.
Now the Expo contract's gone,
I just I don't know.
~ I feel like a
~ A dud?
~ A failure?
~ (Chuckles)
~ A real gammon bloke.
~ Ah, yeah.
A loser with a capital 'L'?
I was gonna say I feel like
kicking Jampajinpa's arse,
but yeah, all that.
Except I'm not that gammon, am I?
~ Um
~ (Siren blips)
JAMPAJINPA: Jake and Jessie sitting
in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
JESSIE: I reckon you should kick
him in the balls. I mean nuts.
~ Nuts, I reckon Oh.
~ Oh!
I reckon you need
some training heels.
~ Nah, that's stupid.
~ (Both chuckle)
No, officer, sorry. I think
you've got the wrong house.
~ We don't know that one, officer.
~ Oh, whatever!
~ Drop him off down there.
~ We don't know him.
~ Charlie, you can stay.
~ No, the orange one, I think he's
(Indistinct chatter)
COLOURED STONE: Dancing
in the Moonlight
LOLA, VOICEOVER: Anyway, like I've
been telling you early part,
tourist mob, they hungry for
Aboriginal culture, true.
That Expo mob, they
got no shame, true.
They rip us off.
But never mind, 'cause
we're rich anyway.
Aboriginal culture, him been singing
and dancing over 60,000 years
while them other mob, them
been turned to dust.
Think about it. This 8MMM FM.
Aboriginal radio in
Aboriginal country.
Uh, so what happened to no borrowing
8MMM equipment for personal use?
Yeah, you know how it is.
~ Always comes back when you need it.
~ Yeah, right.
We're broke. We can't pay our bills.
~ We need to freeze wages.
~ What?!
Oh, you know, just taking it all in.
The captain, the rats,
the sinking ship.
No. 8MMM's not going
down on my watch.
Putting out an SOS to the peeps.
So, the training course is
about giving you confidence
in speaking to the media.
Like I needed flash whitefella
getting me kicked out!
~ Lola.
~ I can do that myself!
(Tapping on microphone)
LOLA, ON RADIO: Hello? This thing on?
LOLA, VOICEOVER: Hey, you mob been
see that big tourist expo in town?
Well, them tourists, whitefella
mob and Chinamans,
they dream all about coming for this
desert for real Aboriginal culture.
From us mob, real blackfella.
And when they come, they
get a cultural shock, true.
Kwenye, us mob life not romantic
like tourist dreaming.
ABORIGINAL WOMAN: OK, we'll
go, we'll go, we'll go.
If I catch you down here again,
you're not gonna get
this back next time.
Thank you.
Our art, him welcome anywhere
in this world, true.
But not us blackfella. Kwenye mob.
We not even welcome
for our own country.
Excuse me. Wine? I gotta find wine.
Come on, mate. No humbug.
~ Excuse me. Got to find wine.
~ Officer?
~ I just want wine. Please.
~ Oi!
Come back here!
~ Hey!
~ I just want my mate, wine.
~ Just relax, mate.
~ JAMPAJINPA: Hey! Hey!
Let my people go!
Hey, let it go, mate.
Stick around. You might
learn it something too.
Aaaahhhhh
Look, I'm here
I'm from the bush
Don't be shy 'cause I'm black
Listen to me
Talking to you From the bush. ♪
JESSIE: This is why, Mum.
This is why they can't stay,
because nothing is sacred.
What you getting funny for?
You got spare battery.
Your cousin been only
borrow 'em other one.
Cousins borrow things
like shoes or jeans.
Not the battery straight
out of your friggin' car.
Him only for a couple of days.
They been come to sell
painting for tourist expo.
It's never for a couple of days, Mum.
They'll still be here at Christmas.
~ You have to tell them to go.
~ Where they gotta go?
I don't know. They can go hotel,
caravan park, blackfella hostel.
You know, anywhere,
like normal people.
We not normal people, we blackfella.
You want 'em to go, you tell 'em.
Everybody! Jessie gotta
say something for you mob!
~ Help, help (Shouts indistinctly)
~ Hey, Jessie, what are you doin'?
Jessie, what are you doing?
Break it up, break it up!
Leave your mother alone.
Hey! Jess, Jess.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: 8MMM FM.
Oh, going to a funeral? Who died?
It's for the Expo gala
dinner tomorrow night.
All this hoo-ha over
a bunch of blacks
dancing naked in the
dust for 30,000 years.
I take it you don't want your
ticket at the VIP table, then?
All the 8MMM staff are invited, but
I'm sure I could scalp your ticket.
Right. Finally in with
the big boys, eh?
This lot are cashed up and
we're on the gravy train.
Don't call it that.
8MMM needs funding to promote
Aboriginal culture,
and the Expo has extremely
deep pockets.
OK, there's a little bit of gravy.
I rented my flat out to the Expo
staff. I'm making a killing.
~ So, where are you staying?
~ Ah, don't worry about that.
(Groans)
What? Wha
(Sighs)
What? You thieving black bastards.
Hey, you mob know this my cup, eh?
Yeah.
Hmm.
~ OK, where the hell is it?
~ Where is what?
Oh, come on, the brand-new recording
kit the Expo bought me.
Someone's taken it from my desk.
I don't know. We've got staff at
Expo. Maybe one of them borrowed it?
I mean it, Jake. I'm sick of
people borrowing our shit.
~ It's the same as stealing.
~ It's not stealing.
Things come back when you
ask for them, usually.
It's just the way things
work here. You know that.
No - when you need something,
it's never here.
'Cause everyone's using
it for personal stuff.
Hey, you gotta learn for
sharing, blackfella way.
Yeah? Well, if someone took your
biscuits, you'd change your tune.
Ah! You and Dave been gobble
it all the biscuits?
Why you white people gotta
gobble it everything?
Oi, never mind about
your stupid biscuits.
I'm going Expo. You
mob find me there.
My office is off limits to
everyone, including you.
You spread the word.
MILLY: That'll be $25, thanks.
~ Don't forget to smile.
~ Righto.
Make sure you do.
Hey, Jessie been let
you use him camera?
Not really. We borrowed it.
It's not hers anyway. 8MMM
got it with the Expo money.
~ Right. In front.
~ Hi. Eee
JAMPAJINPA: Got no
shame, got no shame,
locking up the blackfellas but
Don't worry, bloods. I got your back.
~ Yeah, yeah, ha, ha.
~ Got your backs!
Yeah, right.
(Siren blips) OFFICER FLOPS: Lola?
We've got that white Jampajinpa
of yours. You want him back?
Yeah, give him for us, then.
JAMPAJINPA: These my bloods here, eh?
~ What you doing?
~ Out you get.
Nah, I'm stickin' with my peeps.
You don't belong with this lot.
They're trying to set
me free. Don't let them!
MAN: He don't go free,
I will go free.
None of us go free! We're
in this together.
~ Crew name, no shame. Get out.
~ Hey, what
You better let me back
in that paddy wagon, brus!
Breathe, Jampajinpa.
Be calm, be the tree.
You got no shame sweepin'
us off the street.
It's our land. Lock me up. Come on.
I will shut this stall down
if you continue to make
a nuisance of yourself.
He's just expressing his deep pride
in his Indigenous heritage.
Let my people go!
MILLY: Ow!
~ Take off that 8MMM work shirt.
~ What, old girl? What you gonna do?
No shame making trouble
for all your work mates.
Whatever. I'm trying
to help people in here!
~ Take 'em off.
~ KOALA: Everyone, let's hold hands.
~ MILLY: Get it off him, Lola.
~ Get off me! Get off me! Arggh!
JAMPAJINPA: You mob are pox!
I'll show you. I'll show
you who's a blackfella yet.
What? Hell, no Expo! We won't go!
~ (Milly chuckles)
~ Hey, you take it off, Jake, come on.
What possessed you to film this?
And then upload it on the internet
for everyone to see?
LOLA, ON VIDEO: You take it
off that 8MMM work shirt
See? I been tell you
he wear an Expo shirt.
If we lose that Expo partnership,
we'll lose everything, you know that?
Yes. I'm aware of that, Dave.
Do you realise what
this could cost 8MMM?
Yeah. Lucky I been take 'em
that shirt off him, eh?
~ MILLY: High five.
~ Lola!
Take that down now, Milly,
or you can forget about going
to the Expo afterparty.
(Sounds of scuffle on video)
LOLA, ON VIDEO: You got no shame
making trouble for your work mate.
OK, look, I'll give you a drinks
card for the VIP table.
~ Mmm
~ Yes?
(Phone rings)
(Lola shouts on video)
OK, five, five. I'll give you five.
That should cover you
and your friends,
then it's all sorted out, alright?
But you need to take it down now.
Thank you.
Now. I mean now.
OK.
JAKE: I mean it, Milly.
~ Taking it down.
~ Good.
(Low chatter)
Nga naaaayy, nga naaaaayy,
nga naaaaayy, hu!
Nga naaaayy, nga naaaaayy,
nga naaaaayy, hey!
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
Hey, come on, peeps, come on.
Stand up and be counted.
~ Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
~ (Murmuring)
Hey, peeps. Peeps, come back!
Where are you going? Peeps!
A boomerang?
You're milking this black thing
a bit too much, don't you think?
You gonna lock me up?
That mob are going into protective
custody, somewhere safe.
You want them to be safe, don't you?
Just 'cause a brother be black
don't mean he be stupid.
Only peeps hurt around
this joint are my peeps.
I'm more your peeps than that
lot you're hanging around with.
You're not black, you're white. See?
You right, po-po.
My skin might not be black
but my blood is.
JAMPAJINPA: Yeah, yeah.
Brother be black now.
Black as night. Whitefellas fright.
I'm looking for wine, Miss.
I just want wine.
Oh!
JESSIE: I just went shopping.
Where's the freakin' food?
I don't know.
You know what? Don't worry about
it. I'm just going to bed.
You and Thomas gotta sleep on couch.
Excuse me? (Chuckles)
I can't wait to hear
this one, old girl. Why?
Your cousin Madeleine and husband
and them two devil
kid sleep in your bed.
Bullshit! They can have your bed.
I been already give my bed for
your nephew and his little family.
And Aunty Ethole sleeping
in Thomas' bed.
What? No, they all live in town.
What's wrong with their places?
They house full up too.
Everybody travel long way. Another
mob hiding from police man.
Family gotta stay somewhere, eh?
Well, the Expo's only
one week long, Mum.
What's their excuse for
the rest of the year?
Oh, yeah!
Right.
~ Alright. I'm off.
~ Can you set the alarm on before?
Why are you on a swag? You're
not staying here, are you?
Mate, I can't stay at my place.
Rented it out, remember?
I don't think that's
a good idea, Dave.
Mate, be for a couple of days.
No-one will even know I'm here.
OK, but nobody knows you're here.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Right. Do you want the door to
your bedroom open or closed?
Leave it open.
~ Ventilation, I guess. OK, goodnight.
~ Night-night.
~ (Mobile phone rings)
~ Oh, hello.
A nibble.
G'day, mate, how are you?
What, you ringing to tell
me my house is on fire?
WAYNE, ON PHONE: Dave,
you old war horse.
I want you to come down to
the club and have a pow-wow.
~ Yeah. What, now?
~ Yes, now, you stupid prick.
Hot chick here. I need you
to entertain her friend.
Just get my things together.
See you in about 20 minutes.
~ Yeah, quick as you can.
~ Alright.
Well, well, well, well.
(Snoring)
(Coughing and snoring)
Make them go, Mum.
Tell them to piss off, mad one.
What's wrong with you,
Thomas? That's our family.
Your things won't cry for you.
You sound just like your mother.
You take that back.
I'm no Joy!
Mad one.
(Door opens)
(Low mumbling)
(Clattering)
(Clattering and mumbling continue)
(Birds twitter)
Your man Dave mentioned
you were a bleeding heart.
Your Aborigines are running
rings around you.
What are you gonna do about it?
I don't own any Aboriginals, Wayne.
Yeah, but you do employ some,
and they're not doing
you, or me, any favours.
My colleagues didn't intend to
Now, look, Jake, visitors
to the Northern Territory
want the Aboriginal experience
without all the emotion.
That's what they want. That's what
I'm paying you handsomely to deliver.
I'll take care of it, Wayne.
That's the spirit.
Make some heads roll.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, I've got to
find my missing artist.
Missing? Branson Herbert.
You know how this mob go walkabout?
I'll see you tonight, Hanson.
Yeah, looking forward to it, Wayne.
Take care.
DAVE: Oh, yeah, baby.
(Snoring)
(Sniggering)
Eee, I didn't know Dave is man lover.
Oh, fuck! Jesus!
Eww, that's totally gross.
Look, oh
I didn't know old people
could still do that.
~ BRANSON: What's going on here?
~ Thief. He's a thief.
~ Look. Look. Him, he's the thief!
~ Who are you people?
Hey, you can't tie 'em up
people! That's wrong way!
Hey, theft, break and
enter, sexual assault.
Sexual assault! That's wrong way.
I'm pretty sure it's illegal
to do that, Dave.
Deprivation of liberty
or something like that.
Great! Deprivation of liberty?
He's been helping himself to
our stuff all frickin' morning.
~ I'm making a citizen's arrest.
~ You mad one.
I got nothing do for this kidnap!
Don't blame me. I'm
just a receptionist.
RADIO ANNOUNCER: Aboriginal
radio in Aboriginal country.
Ah, get in!
Jessie! Lucky I been find you.
You gotta hurry up. One bloke
he been robber for us.
And he been eat it kitchen out
and Dave been nearly rape 'im.
Hey? What!?
Dave is kidnap bloke
now. He been tie 'em up.
~ What are you talking about?
~ Just hurry up!
Look. See? See?
What the hell is going on here?
~ Lola said you raped someone.
~ Hey, I never touched him.
Call the police. He
needs to be arrested.
He needs a shower.
Hey, what are you doing?
Don't let him go!
Thank you.
~ Jesus Christ!
~ You alright?
~ You can find wine for me?
~ Oh-ho, right(!)
~ What I done to you?
~ Shower's this way.
You just let him go? Just like that?
Alright, the sun's only just up.
He's already on the hunt
for grog. He's a menace.
~ Mmm.
~ What?
(Shower runs)
~ You'll wear a hole in that floor.
~ He's been in there a long time.
What's he doing in there?
How do you like me now?
(Laughter)
Orange must be the new
frigging black, eh?
I don't get it. Who in their right
mind chooses to be a blackfella?
Us blackfellas are born
in the true image of God.
~ Ain't none of us choose that gift.
~ Ha-ha-ha-ha!
That's why you pinkies
be hating on us.
Gift, my arse - in this country,
I can't think of anything worse
than being treated like a blackfella.
Yeah?
Well, you ain't never been treated
like a whitefella before, have you?
Nah! (Chuckles)
Has anyone told him he's orange?
You do it.
I made that painting for that
poster. That's for my country.
~ JESSIE: True? That's your artwork?
~ That's mine.
My car been get stolen,
my wallet is lost.
Nobody know me in this place.
I come to 8MMM to camp
'cause can't camp outside.
Policeman is hunting
everybody out there.
Can you help me?
Uh, hi, I'm Jake Hanson,
the General Manager.
~ You are?
~ Branson.
Oh, well, nice to meet you, Branson.
Um, I've just got back
from the Expo people.
Apparently our staff
are out of control.
Oh, don't know what
gave them that idea.
You can help me find wine.
Wine? Oh
Hey, are you Branson Herbert,
the Expo artist?
~ Yeah.
~ (Jake chuckles)
Yeah, yeah, I can help
you find Wine. (Chuckles)
ROCK MUSIC
JAMPAJINPA, ON RADIO: Hell,
no, Expo, we won't go.
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go.
Come on, peeps, don't be sheep, let's
stick it to them Expo creeps.
The Expo rolls into town and
every blackfella goes down.
Let's show our mate Wayne
we ain't playing their game.
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go.
CALLER: Hey, brus, stop your
hollering and play some music.
What's up with you, Jaffa?
How come blackfellas don't
stand up for themselves?
We're treated like shit, right,
but how do you get mob
to come and protest?
Duh. Free feed.
That's it!
How come I didn't think
of that myself?
Yeah-ha-ha! Feed-feed-feed-feed.
I'll call you back.
JAMPAJINPA, ON RADIO: Anyone
in need of a free feed?
Expo mob are doing the deed.
Come on down to the Expo venue
and tell them 8MMM sent you.
JAKE: OK, everybody ready?
(Whistles) Look at you
guys. You look amazing.
Thank you.
Hey, get the
Where's Jampajinpa?
He said he'd meet us there.
OK, guys, remember, we're
the Expo media partners
so please be on your
best behaviour. OK?
~ MILLY: Alright.
~ Evenin', all. What?
You said 'Alice Springs formal'.
Nup. No.
CROWD: Hell, no, Expo, we won't
go. Hell, no, Expo, we won't go.
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
What's going on?
DJ Jaffa-jinpa told everyone on
air to come down for a free feed.
~ CROWD: Free feed, free feed
~ Yeah!
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
The cops are on their way.
If you don't have an invitation,
I suggest you head home.
Yeah, call the po-po. We don't care.
We're here for a feed like
the rest of the mob.
(Crowd chants)
You, Hanson, what the hell is this?
Hey, Wayne, look who we found!
Wine, Wine I been looking
all over for you, Wine.
I been lose my ID, I been
lose my car and my wallet.
No-one would help me. True.
But these 8MMM fellas, they help me.
Don't think finding my artist
lets you off the hook.
~ CROWD: Free feed, free feed
~ We want it now.
Hell, no, we won't go! We want feed!
I thought I told you
to sack that fool.
~ You what?
~ Hold on.
~ You were going fire Jampajinpa?
~ Uh
Hanson, this is not the voice the
Expo is paying for. Sack him!
I don't think so.
8MMM is for Aboriginal people.
You not the boss. Jakey
can't listen for you.
Jakey will do exactly what he's told.
He knows which side
his bread is buttered.
Excuse me, but you can't
exclude Aboriginal people
from a celebration
of Aboriginal culture.
~ That's just wrong.
~ You're fired too.
I'm a volunteer.
Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
(Crowd cheers and chants)
Jakey? Money can't cry for you.
I have to go.
Jampajinpa
CROWD: Hell, no, Expo, we won't
go! Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
Uh
~ Hanson! I own you.
~ You not owner for any people.
Arggh!
~ Hell, no, Expo, we won't go!
~ (Cheering)
~ (Crowd chants)
~ 8MMM is finished!
ALL: Hell, no, Expo, we won't
go! Hell, no, Expo, we won't
~ You did the right thing, you know.
~ Did I?
8MMM was sorted, at
least financially.
Now the Expo contract's gone,
I just I don't know.
~ I feel like a
~ A dud?
~ A failure?
~ (Chuckles)
~ A real gammon bloke.
~ Ah, yeah.
A loser with a capital 'L'?
I was gonna say I feel like
kicking Jampajinpa's arse,
but yeah, all that.
Except I'm not that gammon, am I?
~ Um
~ (Siren blips)
JAMPAJINPA: Jake and Jessie sitting
in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
JESSIE: I reckon you should kick
him in the balls. I mean nuts.
~ Nuts, I reckon Oh.
~ Oh!
I reckon you need
some training heels.
~ Nah, that's stupid.
~ (Both chuckle)
No, officer, sorry. I think
you've got the wrong house.
~ We don't know that one, officer.
~ Oh, whatever!
~ Drop him off down there.
~ We don't know him.
~ Charlie, you can stay.
~ No, the orange one, I think he's
(Indistinct chatter)
COLOURED STONE: Dancing
in the Moonlight
LOLA, VOICEOVER: Anyway, like I've
been telling you early part,
tourist mob, they hungry for
Aboriginal culture, true.
That Expo mob, they
got no shame, true.
They rip us off.
But never mind, 'cause
we're rich anyway.
Aboriginal culture, him been singing
and dancing over 60,000 years
while them other mob, them
been turned to dust.
Think about it. This 8MMM FM.
Aboriginal radio in
Aboriginal country.
Uh, so what happened to no borrowing
8MMM equipment for personal use?
Yeah, you know how it is.
~ Always comes back when you need it.
~ Yeah, right.
We're broke. We can't pay our bills.
~ We need to freeze wages.
~ What?!
Oh, you know, just taking it all in.
The captain, the rats,
the sinking ship.
No. 8MMM's not going
down on my watch.
Putting out an SOS to the peeps.
So, the training course is
about giving you confidence
in speaking to the media.
Like I needed flash whitefella
getting me kicked out!
~ Lola.
~ I can do that myself!
(Tapping on microphone)
LOLA, ON RADIO: Hello? This thing on?