Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake (2023) s01e03 Episode Script
Cake the Cat
1
Push through it, Jake!
Nine o'clock!
No. Yow!
Whoa!
Oof. They really don't want
anyone taking this egg!
I'm not an egg!
I'm just out of shape!
King Cockatrice!
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
Always, bro!
Jakesuit!
Hyah!
Next time, that guy
will think twice about
opposing Finn and Jake!
He's dead, dude.
Uh-oh. Cocka-tikes!
On Copter-trikes?
Attackro-batical!
Ooh.
Whoo.
I love you, Jake.
Cake! Please!
What the heck
is wrong with you?
What?
Wait!
My cat's in there!
- Hey!
- Cake!
Where are you?
But I saw her
Wuah! Ugh!
Cake!
I don't sell cake!
Only ice cream!
Uff!
Uh!
I'm sorry. Cake?
Cake!
I don't understand.
Why am I still here?
Kitty,
are you the portal?
Can't talk?
Ooh. I know.
Ah!
I'm just gonna
Fionna!
Fionna! Where am I!?
Ugh! Let go!
Fionna?
Fionna!
Save me, Fionna!
Cake. You're real.
H-How did you get here?
Don't know!
There was song.
I followed.
A song?
It sound like,
uh, um
Where did you hear that?
Where did you--
Aah!
No, no, no, no!
Want out!
Bad Cake!
Mr. Ice King! Sir?
I can't sleep without my book!
Please?
Let me out!
Door open! Door open!
Yes!
Mr. Ice King.
Your cat looks just like Cake!
Door, close.
Fionna! Fionna!
Fionna?
Fionna?
Fionna! Wait!
Fionna!
Are you lost?
Aaaaaaah!
Ow! Ow!
Huh?
Whoa!
Beauty!
Nyehh.
Aah!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hehoh!
Yeahhh.
That's where I want to go.
Hey.
Sorry I ran into you.
Do you want to
exchange information?
You talk, too?!
Ugh!
Your voice is so harsh.
You know you have this thing
set to "dog," right?
Hey! Stop that!
What are
you doooing?!
Come on.
Don't
touch my thing!
Wait. Go back.
Go back!
Yeah!
This feels right!
Right on.
Your voice, your choice.
Wow. I've never been able to say
what I want like this before.
Usually, I just meow, and my
human puts food in my bowl.
Or cleans my poop.
Oh, yeah, two-way
communication is great.
You can debate people,
respectfully disagree,
agree to disagree.
You can even sell things.
I sell apples.
Hmm?
I am hungry.
Oh, yeah.
These babies are cursed.
Didn't I say that part
out loud?
What?!
I don't want to be tiny!
Whoa! Calm down!
If you come with me
to the market,
we can get you a magic enlarging
strawberry to un-curse you.
Everybody knows that.
Fine!
Cake! Cake!
Caaaaaake!
Cake! Cake!
Thanks to you two geniuses,
I've been searching for hours.
She can't have gone far
with those stubby little legs.
Yeah, she'll turn up.
I know this sounds nuts,
but I swear I saw her jump
into a sparkly blue portal.
In an ice-cream cart.
You were right.
That does sound nuts.
Nah, man. Don't doubt yourself.
Listen to your guts!
Look for the sparkly
blue portaaalll.
Look for the portal.
I'll do whatever it takes.
Cake needs me!
I thought I needed Fionna,
but I actually kinda like
being on my own.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Who's Fionna?
She's kind of like
a big clumsy cat I live with.
So she's your family?
Well, I love her, but she's more
like a bossy roommate.
Oh, yeah.
My ex-roommates were bossy, too.
I wasn't allowed to do anything
before I left the tree.
It'll be fun to make
my own decisions.
Yeah.
So whaddaya wanna do?
Not farming cursed apples,
right? That's my thing.
Hm. I don't know!
I'll figure it out once I get
to the blue sparkly place.
Right now I'm just gonna
follow my instincts.
Hey. Look at this log
perfectly blocking our path.
Hmm
Now my instincts tell me
something is off.
How do you figure?
Well, well, well!
If it isn't mister big shot!
Heh heh heh heh!
Oh, you guys again!
These are the sucky roommates
I told you about.
- Oh.
- Aah!
You're comin' back
with us, squirrel!
For the umpteenth time, no!
I've grown beyond the tree!
Then I guess it's time
for our umpteenth
attempted kidnapping.
Get him!
Eat my bushy tail!
Ugh! Oh! Help!
Hey! Leave him alone!
Oww!
Kitten, are you
gonna make trouble?
In the tree,
part of the tree
In the tree,
part of the tree.
No! No! I don't want to go back
to my old life!
That's not respectful!
- Owww!
- Huh?
Noooo!
- Rowr!
- Ow!
Heh-heh!
My soft underbelly!
She's feral, boys!
Let's skedaddle!
Ow!
Unh!
Thanks for saving me!
I can't believe we're
already best frien--
I just don't like bullies.
Now take me to those
magic strawberries.
- Shiny!
- Huh?
Yes, the market
is very, very ni--
Hey. Oh.
Ha-haa!
Caught up to ya!
Come on. My stall
is right up ahead!
- Hey, there!
- Took you long enough!
Sorry, friend.
I ran into some trouble.
But this hero
saved my bacon.
I'm so glad you're safe.
Fruits are free for heroes!
I'll unload!
Ya got any strawbs?
Of course!
Ooh!
Woah woah woahaha!
Yeah!
Oop!
That's too big!
Catch!
Bleh.
Ha ha ha ha!
Try more!
They are all unique
and delicious!
Why are you like that?
You know, this
apple-trading life
isn't always as glamorous
as I make it out to be.
I mean, am I good
at pretending it is? Yes.
Is that healthy? No.
But I feel like
I didn't choose the apples.
The apples chose me,
y'know?
Literally, some apple guy
actually came up to me and said,
"This will be your life now,
and it will be a life
of loneliness."
So, in conclusion,
am I happy about
living my life in solitude?
Yes. But also no because
of all the solitude.
Oh! Back to your
regular size, huh?
Yes, but I like
having options.
Now on to the blue
sparkly place!
W-What?
Dang it.
Why can't I make friends?
Thank ya kindly!
La da da da ♪
La da da da da da ♪
Wow!
I sound really good!
I'll say!
Keep going!
La da da da ♪
La da da da da da ♪
Hey, this place
is so mysterious ♪
What's it doin' to me? ♪
I-I-I-I know I'm lost ♪
I know it's serious ♪
But I'm feelin'
so delirious ♪
What is this voice
that's comin' out of me? ♪
What's gotten into my legs?
They're dancing ♪
Thought my paws
were so dependable ♪
I didn't know
they could be this bendable ♪
Maybe I'm missing or maybe
to tell you the truth ♪
Maybe I'm liking this place ♪
Just look
at the look on my face ♪
Maybe I'm kidding or
maybe I'm tellin' the truth ♪
Look at these creatures
and me ♪
We're getting on
like long-lost family ♪
My, my.
You care so much
if I should live or die.
You're nothing but
a spell battery to me.
And you probably only have
one good jolt left in you.
I know where your mind
is really at--
thinking about a girl
and her cat!
This time, I won't think
about Fionna and Cake.
Maybe I'm missing or maybe
I'm Cake on the loose ♪
With something to claw on,
something to gnaw on ♪
Something is wrong,
but it feels right ♪
I feel like a kitten, ohhh ♪
Baby, I'm Cake on the loose ♪
Something to claw on,
something to gnaw on ♪
Singin' this song ♪
All day and niiiiiight ♪
Ugh. Ugh.
Why?
I clapped for you
Um
Ooh.
They do not look happy.
Hey! We are not happy
with you!
What did you do
to Hot Dog Knight #7?!
I don't know.
I'm working on instinct.
I'm new here?
Do you even know
what "here" is?
- Cake!
- Squirrel!
Get big!
Welp.
I'm out of ideas.
Fiii-onna!
Eh
Eh
Yeah. I've seen it.
I've
Gary?
Aah!
Cheese doodles, Fionna!
You scared me half to death!
What are you doing?
Just, uh, gotta get that
morning dough started.
Hey. Have you seen Cake?
She ran away yesterday.
Possibly into this portal.
Oh, no. I'm sorry, Fionna.
Is there anything I can do?
A frozen triple-shot latte
would be nice.
Absolutely!
Come in. Come in.
Maybe you should
take a nap.
Nah. I'm good.
Thanks.
I'm gonna get started, and
then we'll scour the city!
Reveal the path
and grant me passage.
Aah! Gary!
Too much ice!
Ice.
Blblblblblb!
Reveal the path
and grant me passage.
Reveal the path
and grant me passage!
Reveal the path
and grant me passage!
Cake?
Reveal the path-- Aah!
Whoa!
It was a portal!
To an apartment?
Oh, my God!
Sir? Dude?
Ice Prince?
Huh? Fionna?
You're not real!
Listen. Did you see a cat
come through here?
You're not real!
You're just a manifestation
of Ice King's madness!
You! You did this,
ya goose!
- Aah!
- Is that what you wanted?!
This was my last chance
to see her!
Knock it off!
My last chance.
I'm-a just, um
Cake?!
What kind of weirdo
lives in a garage?!
Holy cow!
I'm in a whole other world!
Hahahahaha!
Hey, you!
Have you seen my cat?
Is it cute? I saw a real cute
yellow one yesterday.
It looked just like Cake
from my favorite book series.
That's her! Cake!
You're an F&C fan, too!
Hey. If you have something
of hers, this can find her.
Oh. I don't usually
carry cat stuff.
Except
I'll just, uh
take one.
That way.
Thanks!
Hop on!
Fans gotta stick together!
Okay.
Holy shhmowzow!
Gnah!
I'm Astrid, by the way. I was
born and raised in the city.
I'm Fionna.
I'm from nowhere.
Fionna. You're so method.
I love it.
But you're
missing something.
Much better!
Welcome to Ooo, Fionna.
I think you're
gonna like it here.
Yeah. Me too.
Uh-oh.
Where is she?
- Ouch!
- Cake!
Can I help?
Keep the bike runnin'!
- Take this! Ya like that?!
- Cake!
- Take that!
- Unh! Ah!
Get away from my cat!
Hyaaah!
Fionna,
just pull the pin!
Unh! You can talk?
I know.
This place is nuts!
Oh, my God! This is one of
my top three fantasies!
Fionna, the pin!
Oh, shoot. Sorry!
Fionna!
I thought
I'd lost you forever!
Aah! Me too!
Boo! No happy reunions
for the criminal!
Tammy, go get
the market bazooka.
Cake, hold onto me.
You better back off!
Yeah? Or what?
Or this!
Yaaaaah! Oof!
Ugh.
Ha! You suck! Unh!
- Fionna. Behind you!
- Yah!
W-Wait. Time-out.
My buns!
Come on, freaks!
Snarl! I showed up late.
W-What are we doing? Augh!
Yah! Eat rocks!
Ha ha! I kick ass!
Yeah, you do!
This whole deal just
feels so right!
Oh, my gosh! You really
are Fionna and Cake!
The real ones!
Can we go on an adventure?!
Heh. Well
Push through it, Jake!
Nine o'clock!
No. Yow!
Whoa!
Oof. They really don't want
anyone taking this egg!
I'm not an egg!
I'm just out of shape!
King Cockatrice!
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
Always, bro!
Jakesuit!
Hyah!
Next time, that guy
will think twice about
opposing Finn and Jake!
He's dead, dude.
Uh-oh. Cocka-tikes!
On Copter-trikes?
Attackro-batical!
Ooh.
Whoo.
I love you, Jake.
Cake! Please!
What the heck
is wrong with you?
What?
Wait!
My cat's in there!
- Hey!
- Cake!
Where are you?
But I saw her
Wuah! Ugh!
Cake!
I don't sell cake!
Only ice cream!
Uff!
Uh!
I'm sorry. Cake?
Cake!
I don't understand.
Why am I still here?
Kitty,
are you the portal?
Can't talk?
Ooh. I know.
Ah!
I'm just gonna
Fionna!
Fionna! Where am I!?
Ugh! Let go!
Fionna?
Fionna!
Save me, Fionna!
Cake. You're real.
H-How did you get here?
Don't know!
There was song.
I followed.
A song?
It sound like,
uh, um
Where did you hear that?
Where did you--
Aah!
No, no, no, no!
Want out!
Bad Cake!
Mr. Ice King! Sir?
I can't sleep without my book!
Please?
Let me out!
Door open! Door open!
Yes!
Mr. Ice King.
Your cat looks just like Cake!
Door, close.
Fionna! Fionna!
Fionna?
Fionna?
Fionna! Wait!
Fionna!
Are you lost?
Aaaaaaah!
Ow! Ow!
Huh?
Whoa!
Beauty!
Nyehh.
Aah!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hehoh!
Yeahhh.
That's where I want to go.
Hey.
Sorry I ran into you.
Do you want to
exchange information?
You talk, too?!
Ugh!
Your voice is so harsh.
You know you have this thing
set to "dog," right?
Hey! Stop that!
What are
you doooing?!
Come on.
Don't
touch my thing!
Wait. Go back.
Go back!
Yeah!
This feels right!
Right on.
Your voice, your choice.
Wow. I've never been able to say
what I want like this before.
Usually, I just meow, and my
human puts food in my bowl.
Or cleans my poop.
Oh, yeah, two-way
communication is great.
You can debate people,
respectfully disagree,
agree to disagree.
You can even sell things.
I sell apples.
Hmm?
I am hungry.
Oh, yeah.
These babies are cursed.
Didn't I say that part
out loud?
What?!
I don't want to be tiny!
Whoa! Calm down!
If you come with me
to the market,
we can get you a magic enlarging
strawberry to un-curse you.
Everybody knows that.
Fine!
Cake! Cake!
Caaaaaake!
Cake! Cake!
Thanks to you two geniuses,
I've been searching for hours.
She can't have gone far
with those stubby little legs.
Yeah, she'll turn up.
I know this sounds nuts,
but I swear I saw her jump
into a sparkly blue portal.
In an ice-cream cart.
You were right.
That does sound nuts.
Nah, man. Don't doubt yourself.
Listen to your guts!
Look for the sparkly
blue portaaalll.
Look for the portal.
I'll do whatever it takes.
Cake needs me!
I thought I needed Fionna,
but I actually kinda like
being on my own.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Who's Fionna?
She's kind of like
a big clumsy cat I live with.
So she's your family?
Well, I love her, but she's more
like a bossy roommate.
Oh, yeah.
My ex-roommates were bossy, too.
I wasn't allowed to do anything
before I left the tree.
It'll be fun to make
my own decisions.
Yeah.
So whaddaya wanna do?
Not farming cursed apples,
right? That's my thing.
Hm. I don't know!
I'll figure it out once I get
to the blue sparkly place.
Right now I'm just gonna
follow my instincts.
Hey. Look at this log
perfectly blocking our path.
Hmm
Now my instincts tell me
something is off.
How do you figure?
Well, well, well!
If it isn't mister big shot!
Heh heh heh heh!
Oh, you guys again!
These are the sucky roommates
I told you about.
- Oh.
- Aah!
You're comin' back
with us, squirrel!
For the umpteenth time, no!
I've grown beyond the tree!
Then I guess it's time
for our umpteenth
attempted kidnapping.
Get him!
Eat my bushy tail!
Ugh! Oh! Help!
Hey! Leave him alone!
Oww!
Kitten, are you
gonna make trouble?
In the tree,
part of the tree
In the tree,
part of the tree.
No! No! I don't want to go back
to my old life!
That's not respectful!
- Owww!
- Huh?
Noooo!
- Rowr!
- Ow!
Heh-heh!
My soft underbelly!
She's feral, boys!
Let's skedaddle!
Ow!
Unh!
Thanks for saving me!
I can't believe we're
already best frien--
I just don't like bullies.
Now take me to those
magic strawberries.
- Shiny!
- Huh?
Yes, the market
is very, very ni--
Hey. Oh.
Ha-haa!
Caught up to ya!
Come on. My stall
is right up ahead!
- Hey, there!
- Took you long enough!
Sorry, friend.
I ran into some trouble.
But this hero
saved my bacon.
I'm so glad you're safe.
Fruits are free for heroes!
I'll unload!
Ya got any strawbs?
Of course!
Ooh!
Woah woah woahaha!
Yeah!
Oop!
That's too big!
Catch!
Bleh.
Ha ha ha ha!
Try more!
They are all unique
and delicious!
Why are you like that?
You know, this
apple-trading life
isn't always as glamorous
as I make it out to be.
I mean, am I good
at pretending it is? Yes.
Is that healthy? No.
But I feel like
I didn't choose the apples.
The apples chose me,
y'know?
Literally, some apple guy
actually came up to me and said,
"This will be your life now,
and it will be a life
of loneliness."
So, in conclusion,
am I happy about
living my life in solitude?
Yes. But also no because
of all the solitude.
Oh! Back to your
regular size, huh?
Yes, but I like
having options.
Now on to the blue
sparkly place!
W-What?
Dang it.
Why can't I make friends?
Thank ya kindly!
La da da da ♪
La da da da da da ♪
Wow!
I sound really good!
I'll say!
Keep going!
La da da da ♪
La da da da da da ♪
Hey, this place
is so mysterious ♪
What's it doin' to me? ♪
I-I-I-I know I'm lost ♪
I know it's serious ♪
But I'm feelin'
so delirious ♪
What is this voice
that's comin' out of me? ♪
What's gotten into my legs?
They're dancing ♪
Thought my paws
were so dependable ♪
I didn't know
they could be this bendable ♪
Maybe I'm missing or maybe
to tell you the truth ♪
Maybe I'm liking this place ♪
Just look
at the look on my face ♪
Maybe I'm kidding or
maybe I'm tellin' the truth ♪
Look at these creatures
and me ♪
We're getting on
like long-lost family ♪
My, my.
You care so much
if I should live or die.
You're nothing but
a spell battery to me.
And you probably only have
one good jolt left in you.
I know where your mind
is really at--
thinking about a girl
and her cat!
This time, I won't think
about Fionna and Cake.
Maybe I'm missing or maybe
I'm Cake on the loose ♪
With something to claw on,
something to gnaw on ♪
Something is wrong,
but it feels right ♪
I feel like a kitten, ohhh ♪
Baby, I'm Cake on the loose ♪
Something to claw on,
something to gnaw on ♪
Singin' this song ♪
All day and niiiiiight ♪
Ugh. Ugh.
Why?
I clapped for you
Um
Ooh.
They do not look happy.
Hey! We are not happy
with you!
What did you do
to Hot Dog Knight #7?!
I don't know.
I'm working on instinct.
I'm new here?
Do you even know
what "here" is?
- Cake!
- Squirrel!
Get big!
Welp.
I'm out of ideas.
Fiii-onna!
Eh
Eh
Yeah. I've seen it.
I've
Gary?
Aah!
Cheese doodles, Fionna!
You scared me half to death!
What are you doing?
Just, uh, gotta get that
morning dough started.
Hey. Have you seen Cake?
She ran away yesterday.
Possibly into this portal.
Oh, no. I'm sorry, Fionna.
Is there anything I can do?
A frozen triple-shot latte
would be nice.
Absolutely!
Come in. Come in.
Maybe you should
take a nap.
Nah. I'm good.
Thanks.
I'm gonna get started, and
then we'll scour the city!
Reveal the path
and grant me passage.
Aah! Gary!
Too much ice!
Ice.
Blblblblblb!
Reveal the path
and grant me passage.
Reveal the path
and grant me passage!
Reveal the path
and grant me passage!
Cake?
Reveal the path-- Aah!
Whoa!
It was a portal!
To an apartment?
Oh, my God!
Sir? Dude?
Ice Prince?
Huh? Fionna?
You're not real!
Listen. Did you see a cat
come through here?
You're not real!
You're just a manifestation
of Ice King's madness!
You! You did this,
ya goose!
- Aah!
- Is that what you wanted?!
This was my last chance
to see her!
Knock it off!
My last chance.
I'm-a just, um
Cake?!
What kind of weirdo
lives in a garage?!
Holy cow!
I'm in a whole other world!
Hahahahaha!
Hey, you!
Have you seen my cat?
Is it cute? I saw a real cute
yellow one yesterday.
It looked just like Cake
from my favorite book series.
That's her! Cake!
You're an F&C fan, too!
Hey. If you have something
of hers, this can find her.
Oh. I don't usually
carry cat stuff.
Except
I'll just, uh
take one.
That way.
Thanks!
Hop on!
Fans gotta stick together!
Okay.
Holy shhmowzow!
Gnah!
I'm Astrid, by the way. I was
born and raised in the city.
I'm Fionna.
I'm from nowhere.
Fionna. You're so method.
I love it.
But you're
missing something.
Much better!
Welcome to Ooo, Fionna.
I think you're
gonna like it here.
Yeah. Me too.
Uh-oh.
Where is she?
- Ouch!
- Cake!
Can I help?
Keep the bike runnin'!
- Take this! Ya like that?!
- Cake!
- Take that!
- Unh! Ah!
Get away from my cat!
Hyaaah!
Fionna,
just pull the pin!
Unh! You can talk?
I know.
This place is nuts!
Oh, my God! This is one of
my top three fantasies!
Fionna, the pin!
Oh, shoot. Sorry!
Fionna!
I thought
I'd lost you forever!
Aah! Me too!
Boo! No happy reunions
for the criminal!
Tammy, go get
the market bazooka.
Cake, hold onto me.
You better back off!
Yeah? Or what?
Or this!
Yaaaaah! Oof!
Ugh.
Ha! You suck! Unh!
- Fionna. Behind you!
- Yah!
W-Wait. Time-out.
My buns!
Come on, freaks!
Snarl! I showed up late.
W-What are we doing? Augh!
Yah! Eat rocks!
Ha ha! I kick ass!
Yeah, you do!
This whole deal just
feels so right!
Oh, my gosh! You really
are Fionna and Cake!
The real ones!
Can we go on an adventure?!
Heh. Well