Aharen-san wa hakarenai (2022) s01e03 Episode Script

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I feel like my hair's gotten kind of long.
What the heck happened to you, Aharen-san?
What in the world made her
hair stand on end like that?
Don't tell me
She's hardcore into death metal?!
Aharen-san, no!
Headbanging can injure your neck!
Death metal is the embodiment
dissatisfaction with society.
Ah
Kill
Getting into is a sign of frustration
with the status quo.
Which means
Episode Three We're Changing Seats, Huh?
Aharen-san.
If something's bothering you,
do you want to talk about it?
Well, I had really bad bedhead
this morning, and this
I tried to fix it myself
but it didn't go well.
Is that all?
Then let's fix it later.
Shared Locker Room
I made it worse, huh?
If one of the guidance counselors sees this
they'll shave her head!
There's gotta be something I can do
I know!
H-He found me!
Wait a second!
We need your help!
You have bedhead?
Okay, I'll see if I can fix it.
Let me get ready.
Kinda serious about this, huh?
Oh? Oshiro-san, your house is a hair salon,
and Aharen-san used to go there?
This should work fine, then.
I'm going to give you a cut for
a slightly different style, okay?
Here goes.
Isn't that a bit much?
That's not slightly different!
Wait, Oshiro-san
If Reina-chan has a weird haircut,
then that filthy pest
will leave her alone!
She's laughing!
I'm sure of it.
Run for it, Aharen-san! If you don't
That's a pretty nice haircut, huh?
What do you think?
Thank you, Oshiro-san.
I haven't cut Reina-chan's
hair in a long time,
so it was nice.
I'm going to the bathroom.
If you want
I-I can cut yours, too, Raido-kun.
I could save the cash my parents
give me for a haircut
for me!
Shirorin!
Okay, I'm going to get started.
I leave it to you.
Bloodlust?!
Wait Is Oshiro-san
gonna shave me bald?!
A-All done.
It's perfect. Thank you.
I'm sorry.
I sorta thought you were so jealous of me
that you might shave me bald.
Well, I am jealous of you,
and I was thinking about shaving your head
But I don't want Reina-chan
to get mad at me, so I didn't.
Well, I'm very glad that
you didn't. Thank you.
Thank you.
Do you want to eat lunch with us?
You can have some of mine as thanks.
Thank you, Reina-chan!
Meatballs for lunch?
Here.
Thank you. This is for you.
That's not gonna reach.
I'm still too embarrassed!
Your lunch always look so good.
I'm really impressed
that you make it every day.
Thanks.
The hair problem's been solved.
But with the way she's acting
I think Aharen-san still might
be stressed out over something.
Aharen-san, is there
anything else bothering you?
Ow.
What's wrong?
My hands are all dried out
And it's not just my hands.
My lips are, too.
Could you take care of it for me?
Lip balm?
My lips are cracked, so I'd appreciate it.
But couldn't you apply it yourself?
Let's try.
Not great at judging distances
when it comes to her face, huh?
Okay, stop right there. I'll do it.
Pardon me
I see cracks on the edge of your mouth, too.
And some here.
I'll get those as well.
Here, too
That oughta cover it, I think.
No! Bad job!
What now? Has putting lip balm on
always been this hard?
At this rate, Aharen-san's
going to be cracking all over!
Um
Let me take care of it.
Shirorin!
Before we apply the lip balm,
let's use some toner and moisturizer.
And then the lips
Thank you.
As good a job as ever, huh?
I-It was nothing.
Um, is it okay if I tidy up your eyebrows?
Your eyelashes could use
a bit of a curling, too.
Since you seem stiff,
let's stretch you out.
And a massage to help
your lymphatic system
Plus a little foot care.
She's getting the full course, huh?
A-All done.
Do you happen to have any hand cream?
Hers were pretty dried out.
I forgot!
Here. You can put this on yourself, right?
I used too much, so you two can have some.
O-Oh
Reina-chan! Thank you.
She's looking perfect now, but
Is there anything else bothering you?
Thanks for asking.
Can I see your notes
from the last lesson?
Sure.
The person in front of me is so tall
that I can't see the chalkboard.
I get it! She was doing that
in an attempt to see the board.
The guy in front of her
He's been working out for the baseball team
and getting bigger and bigger as a result.
I'm glad. I was worried something was wrong
Wait.
Not being able to see the board
must be rough. Let me help out.
Thank you.
First off
I stacked some extra desks
to get you more height.
You can see better now, right?
You're too scared to concentrate now?
You're afraid of heights?! Sorry!
Sorry, Aharen-san
My arms have about had it
This lets you see the board,
but it isn't good for taking notes.
Sorry. Now I can't see.
This ended up being the best option, huh?
Plus, you can copy my notes easily.
Thank you, Raido-kun.
Whenever I have trouble seeing the board,
is it okay if I come sit by you?
Sure. Anytime.
Drawing new homeroom seats
Next week, we'll be moving seats in homeroom.
That's great, Aharen-san.
As long as you're not
behind someone big again,
you'll be able to see the board.
This is for the best. I know that.
We might not be able to talk
as much as we have been
once we change seats
But that's fine.
No one stays around forever.
So I need to treasure this time
I have left sitting next to Aharen-san!
For one last week before we move
What can I do for her?
We're playing softball for P.E. today.
It'll be a co-ed game.
Let's start with warm-ups.
Excuse me. My usual partner
is out today, so I'm on my own
That works out. One of the girls
was left hanging, too.
Let's stretch, Aharen-san.
It'll be harder to help Aharen-san out
like I have been once we change seats.
I'll make sure she gets a good stretch
for the health benefits.
You okay?
I'm okay.
Are you really, though?
I hear an awful lot of cracking.
Harder, please.
Is that just how your body is?
Are you sure you want me to push harder?
Seriously, are you okay?
Okay, that's enough warm-up.
We'll start the game now. Gather around.
Just how flexible are you, Aharen-san?!
The score's tied, and it's the final inning.
I'm pitching with two outs
and the bases loaded.
And batting is
Aharen-san!
That's the infamous batting
"scales" stance!
This is way more comfortable.
This is a serious showdown.
Sorry, but I'm not holding back, Aharen-san!
Ball!
The umpire is being pretty strict, huh?
Ball.
The strike zone is from the batter's
armpit down to their knee
Hers is kinda small, huh?
Aharen-san is calling a home run?!
My arm itches.
Don't lower your stance, Aharen-san!
That gives me even less room to work with!
But for her to go that deep
It shows how serious she is.
This heat is making me droopy
If this is the last thing I can do
for her before we change seats
I need to respond to her ardor in kind!
Game on, Aharen-san!
Ball!
Ball! That's ball four.
Wow! That was great!
Home Ec
Today I want you to prepare
a meal of your choice.
Decide the menu among
your groups and get cooking.
I don't know a thing about cooking.
The rest of our group is
Ishikawa and Sato-san
I have no idea how good they are either.
But we'll be okay, because
we've got the expert chef
Aharen-san in our group.
Go ahead and begin.
Okay, I'm counting on you, Aharen-san!
Huh, that's probably a bad sign.
She's too worn out from P.E. to move.
This means I'll just have to
make something for Aharen-san
so she'll have the energy to cook!
If I can't fix plenty to feed her,
I won't be able to feast on her cooking!
Before we change seats,
this is my chance to pay Aharen-san back
for all the lunches she's shared with me!
Going hard on something new
totally tapped me out, too
I wish I could've had Aharen-san's
meatballs one last time
Thanks, Raido-kun. I've got it from here.
Aharen-san She ate all of my cooking.
It's in your hands now
Even without any meat,
this is an impressive job.
You pass!
Great work, Raido, Aharen-san.
Let's dig in now.
A-And fast
Shirorin!
I wanted you to have some
of my meatballs, Raido-kun
But there was no meat, so we couldn't
make them during home ec.
I appreciate the food, Raido-kun. Here.
Thank you. Don't mind if I do.
Um I'm kinda stuffed
since we ate during home ec
Could you please stop?
Shirorin!
What's wrong, Aharen-san?
Actually, I was hoping to ask a favor
What the heck's gotten into Aharen-san?
She wants me to record these weird moves?
Wait is this like a U-Tube thing?
Is Aharen-san recording this
because she wants to become a U-Tuber?
17 Views
I understand the desire to become famous,
but U-Tube is a harsh mistress.
Thanks for recording for me.
Wait Could it be, Aharen-san?
That's her serious face!
Aharen-san you've found a dream, huh?
In that case, I shan't deter you.
Before we change seats,
if this is the last thing I can do for you
Why are you crying?
I want to encourage your dream!
I'll help any way I can, okay?
From now on, my dream is making sure
Aharen-san's dream comes true!
Really?
Yeah. You name it.
We're rehearsing together?
It's easier to learn the choreography
with two people.
Aharen-san wants me
to become a U-Tuber, too!
Me, a celebrity?
It takes a lot of hard work to make
a career out of something you enjoy.
But still
I'm sure Aharen-san and I can pull it off!
No sense fighting it. Time to go all in!
Let's do a good job.
Thanks.
If we keep working together on content,
we'll be able to keep hanging out
after we've changed seats.
The two of us working hard
to become U-Tubers
It's as good a way to spend my youth as any.
And eventually, we'll be Japan's
No, we'll be the world's
most famous U-Tubers!
weird dance
We'll entertain people
and enrich lives the globe over!
Nailed it.
This'll be our last dance
before changing seats.
Okay, I think that does it.
Looks like the footage came out nicely.
You were a huge help. Thank you.
Don't be silly. We're just getting started.
The whole world is just waiting
for me and Aharen-san!
Okay, ladies,
it's time for the original dances
you were assigned last week.
First up will be
Okay then!
It was very weird, but very nicely done!
You pass.
It was just for class, huh?
This is the first video of Aharen-san and I
dancing that we uploaded yesterday.
The views could start climbing anytime now.
weird dance
It could be going crazy viral.
We Tried a Weird Dance
Drawing new homeroom seats
This past week flew by.
But it's for the best.
Changing seats will be
a good thing for Aharen-san.
And that's fine.
Aharen-san?
I'm kind of sad about
sitting farther away from you.
It's okay. Even after we move,
I'll still show you my notes.
And I'm sure whoever you
sit next to will be nice.
Plus, we'll still get to walk home together.
This is for the best
It has to be!
Okay, I think that's everyone
in their new seats.
Drawing new homeroom seats
I hope these work out for you all.
We didn't end up going anywhere, huh?
And Aharen-san's still got
a tall guy in front of her.
Well I'm glad we're still sitting together.